Old English (700-1000) Ongezellig/Unhyggelīc
“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- CocoMassaGraph Files + Image Dump
<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)
After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)
'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?The Zews.
>Zaryans are K-z's chosen postersZellig Booru
https://ongezelligbooru.com/Musical zellig vantawhite GEM
I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWWNew Zemerald?
https://x.com/Jap_n_Jap/status/1817367593772257606Ms./co/ 2025
Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.Monthly Themed Zellig Art
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH>>105498Your show is woke lgbt trash
Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that/craft/
Official Thread for NuCraftnewfag questions
newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questionsWhat are the specs of Maya's PC
You WILL help me find out the answer of thisIf ongezellig was set in America
The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about educationGemmy gems you VILL READ!!!
I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.jiggie.fun thread
Solve puzzles or somethingFinishing what Massa didn't
ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goesZellig Mandela Effects
Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?Stickers for shilling.
Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!Operation team Fort Bourtange 2
A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.new peeb game
i made a zellig game, play it NOWIMPARTANT
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.htmlcocofrog
It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.why dont you make an alternative?
well, zaryansNigMaya mega thread
Part1/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy
ATTENTION ZARYANS!Coco Singing on a boat
Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!Gartic Phone
Drawing GEMS ONLYNever forget
Friendly reminder that Massa himself confirmed that Coco's father was a AWB militant who fought in Rhodesia, Angola and Namibia and was in the 1994 Bophuthatswana crisis with Terre'Blanche and that he was killed by ex-FRELIMO and ANC guerrilla fighters for raping and killing hundreds of blacks and coloureds during his time in the SADF.gifs
can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks/CRAFT/
A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.WARNING TO Y'ALL
Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.On Ongezellig Fanfiction: General Questions and Thoughts, Your Ideas
Hail, Zaryans/algodoo/
put every physics gem in hereAnti-Coco Story for you Cocoalfags
Theory
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degenGem potential
Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card withZelty OC dump
Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgustinghello
i love Ongezellig and my name is chotenzellig iceberg
happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphereVAs voices got posted
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50rconfession thread
https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog awardKanesucks / Justin
>Jannies deleted the Kane dox threadRacism and Socialization
I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.Beeg Changes in Massadownie
Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS
Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.iqs of zellings
Thinking about this all day. How much iq do you think each zellig sister has?An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out
So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themesOngezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise
I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.Netherlands Ongezellig fan meetup
So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.Clarifying some people who still have faith of this dead show.
Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN
Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.NigMaya love story part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)'zellig /co/ moment thread
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.R_Terra has a R34 goon account
I decided to search terra's username on a bunch of websites and eventually stumbled upon this gem of an account on Rule 34, picrel is his account(otherwise you can't see account without logging in), surprise surprise its exclusively filled with comments left under posts with Coco in them. Here's a link to his account: [porn website link] (WARNING: UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS OF BRIMSTONE)NigMaya love story part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)Muh Lost Media?
Can someone who actually speaks Dutch tell me what Mymy is saying at the end of Deel 3? Someone said there was a line spoken by her that was never released unlike Kiki's dialog about Somalia. I tried doing some filter shit with AI and these are the results attached.NigMaya love story part2
(Maya takes you to her house)NigMaya love story part1
<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.kill fursluttas
I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zelligdutch learning thread
This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.Soyolinguistics
Dutch: ongezelligMother's Day
Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)
I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.==ITT we search for new deels==
ITT we try to find the scripts for all the deelsPurplehair Saggytits
Who lives inside a school inside the hague?RAID THIS PEDO NIGGERHELL
LETS RAID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS NIGGERHELL PEDO SPLINTER NOOOOOOOW!!!New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped
Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" itI Shall Walk comic thread
A thread dedicated to yet another ongoing xitter 'mic. Titled "I Shall Walk", here's the link to author's xitter - https://x.com/topjapsterdam?t=QN51BnWGT4vRumhoUOHQEQ&s=09Coco's revenge
<Hello every one. I hope you enjoyed my OC about Coco having a black boy friend. <I am a former 4chan user (btw I'm black and trans) I used to post on /lgbt/ /mlp/ /co/ but now I have decided to stay here since it's filled with goon material and BBC bait threads making me fell home. <Any way, the black guy named Jamal in my OC is modeled after my trans black lover and we are going to have tranny nigger mate out…Just shut the fucking dead site already
So Zaryans,BiBiSi
https://x.com/MrAleyonT/status/1926143200709722189The Definitive Ongezellig Experience [Remastered]
Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included./qa/ IS FVCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, /qa/ IS REOPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!Pray for the zaryans!
I would like to ask all christzaryans to please include praying for this site in their daily prayers. Ask God to make the zarty full of good, God-fearing men and pray for the gooners and degenerates to abandon their sinful ways and return to God. As for the zaryans who are on the right path, pray for them to stay on it. Amen.I really just like cleo (post some cleos jews)
>go to zartyZellig episode idea #1
Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.Review the Zarty (operation zellig)
ATTENTION ALL ZARYANS WE NEED TO GET MORE EYES ON ONGEZELLIG LETS SPAM THIS COMMENT SECTION DAILYOngezellig Sound Sources
Ongezellig has music./zellig_on_da_log/
Mission:ITT: we guess the religions of the 'Zellig Characters
Coco - Devout Calvinist Protestant ChristianMy Prayer
I pray to God that He may protect the good people of this board and that He will punish those who seek to spread their corruption. I pray that God will give strength to those who seek Your help, and that I pray that the corrupt when they attempt to find strength they only find weakness and a very slow and agonizing death, unless they turn back from their ways and seek you God. Amen.REDDIT TROLL
I posted the pastas. How will soyboys respond? Watch while you can, zaryansInteresting message from Maya's VA
From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):Guessing ethnicities of 'lig cast
so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicitieswordswordswords a nothingstroopwaffel
why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8Coy vey
hey there zaryans! i wanted to kindly request that (YOU) send me all material there is about the layout of the 'zellig rooms and everything like the fucking uh idk how to explain and it sounds a bit weird but i promise it's for a good reason and if i won't be a lazy little fuck there might something come out of this but who knows, people send all material that could shows designs/rooms from the show, and just sets in general all we know, for example maya's room coco's and so on, classroom everything you have that can help layout shit or whatever is good, i may not tell what this is for just yet but i promise it'll be worth it as long as i'll actually go through with muh plan please help out.LGBTQ+ Inclusion
Hello, one of the admins here.Begging to be taught by drawGODS ITT
why am i so fucking terrible at drawing and frankly everything in life, is it my retardation? probably. but still, i just can't shit out anything good besides coal I CAN'T DRAW! and that's why i wanted to kindly beg you drawGODS to teach me, please, just teach me from like THE basics i don't know shit i don't know how any of it works i'm terrible but i wanna learn that's the first step right? please don't let me down people pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelooking for a zem
Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have itAnother message from Leakage
Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.Anti -
I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope'zellig WON
Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.nude edit when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucESubject? that's funny silly even
ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda notI always fuck it up no matter what
Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).zellig desktop dancer
i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.Anyone else in a situation like this?
I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.Minecraft Server for the Soysphere
+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+"Agugu" music video found
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3DRequest Roulette
Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.PARTICIPATE IN ZEMMY RAID
Basically, there is a project called "The Inked Link". A woman has a qr code tattoo on her arm which redirects to a site chosen by popular voteSOYSPHERE MINECRAFT SERVER
>CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER101 Ways Massa Could've Made More Money+Exposure With Zellig (or any project of his)
>Making 'tok/YTShortsRunning in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)
I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60'sRace mixing
Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).Massa privated this video from one of his channels
I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.I made an soyzellig theme song/rap
We are OngezelligARG?
Is this supposed to be an ARG or some passion project of a Zaryan? Looks cool regardless albeit.new zellig videogame
zelligfanx hereTime for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl
You WILL vote now ok?40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore
00:40 - Canon IllustrationsWhy the fuck do I love this show so much?
Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation."Unnamed Dutch High School"
I found the 'zellig school in real life, it's the Eerde International boarding school'zellig in the wild
>whatifalthist meets cocoCONCEPTWERKEN
A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log
https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQIt is coming to an end
>Triple peebBe honest
Do we really want Ongezellig to be continued? Or do we just like the idea of it being continued because we think that if it were to be continued, it's going to be how we expected it to be? Think about it. Massa doesn't like us. He denounced the Zarty. He refused to make a Patreon. He doesn't like having an International audience. And from the way I see it, had Ongezellig been continued, he would made it had certain woke qualities in it just to piss us off and filter us off of Ongezellig. So that, you know, it would be more easily marketable or carried by other studios.Rare Illustratie?
Was going through files and came across this one version of HikikoMymy on the left that's a bit brighter compared to the one released by Massa on the right.What if I told you.
What if I told you that Update #130 was a hoax/social experiment (the reason for this is unclear to us) and that Unzellig was picked up by an animation studio (a big one, in fact). Sam, the team and the studio have worked long and hard on Unzellig for the remaining fans. (Dutch fans, at least. Sam despises you internationals). In order not to reveal what will happen in Ongezellig and in order not to reveal who I am, I will not say more, but I will leave it at this. Expect something to happen soon, very soon.Whiteboard Fox thread
Whiteboard Raiding thread specifically for the Zarty. Embed Zellig into every whiteboard you can find.New tranny dropped
Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpageMaya, you are cringe
>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish pornPedophile freak
REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILEMaya is the most huggable character of all time
maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the futureLinguistic analysis
How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?Why is Coco such an aryan beast?
It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.Evrasian get
The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.Translation of Massadrama
Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.The topic is about Coco
We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.December 15th preparation thread
>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blueZellig Episode Idea #2
A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.It's over
https://www.weights.gg/models/clm730v461cw9cctcfckeb08dZelligCraft
Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out soMymy is transgender
The information provided about Mymy does not explicitly indicate or confirm that she is transgender. However, if certain aspects of her character are interpreted as suggestive of a transgender identity, the following analysis could be considered:Animation idea
Zellig animations are lackluster. Obviosly not all but the good ones are few and far between. I don't even know how to animate but a thought kept nagging me. I was wondering if some of you talented people on the zarty could make a montage of Mymy going on a killing spree with John Wick music in the background, specifically the Le Castle Vania - John Wick Mode. It would be funny and epic honestly. But its just a thought.Happy New Year!!
I hope every single A10 Blonde 6'9"ft Zaryan is having a good New Years with their friends and family (or by themselves if that's how you roll), and I hope next year will be even more Zemmier and filled with shinier gems mined from the brightest, coldest peaks of Hyperborea.ZARYAN CHRISTMAS CARD
Merry Chrismas Zaryans! To commemorate another year full of Gems and Christmas Spirits, how about we put together a community made Christmas card of all the girls drawn here? Me and another zaryan put two here already, but everything else is fair game in how many zellig characters you can fit inside of it.Goodbye Preddit.
RAID RAID RAID RAID LETS TEACH PREDDIT AND PREDDITORS A LESSON. RAPE, MASSACRE AND SLAUGHTER THEMR/ONGEZELLIG HAS A FUCKING SHITCORD SERVER
RAID THIS RASINTY SHITHOLE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!Merry Christmas zaryans
To all of you zaryans I wish you a merry Christmas xistersOn the reddit question....
>wordswordswordsNeed help
I can't believe out of everything ever happened to me, zellig has taken a massive toll on my mental health. At home I think about zellig, at school I think about zellig, before sleeping I think about zellig. I cry sometimes and get extremely sad that Zellig doesn't get more episodes. I don't want to come across as a degenerate but the fixation I have for this show is like a drug. I can't go more than an hour not consuming Zellig media. I spend most of my days mindlessly scrolling on this site trying to have conversations with the rest of the fanbase. Never in my life I have wasted so much time on something this miniscule. I have a whole life ahead of me and maybe this is a phase. Maybe I will forget zellig eventually after a few months. For now, I can't focus at anything other than zellig. I skip going outside and hanging out with friends just to see more zellig. I feel weak, mentally and physically. I need a break.Scratch.mit.edu
Is xhe affiliated with the zarty? I've been monitoring this particular scratch account for the past couple months or so, and saw xer using soyspeak and having a Mymy profile pic (even doe xe changed it a couple of weeks ago). the question is, is this scratcher a culturally appropriating immigrant or native?The Final Zellig Question
After giving it a lot of thought, I've come to the conclusion that I don't think zellig really would have been all that good had it been fully realized. Bold words I know, but I read over the lore document, listened to the 'cord call from Massa ximself, the interview poster and coupled with the fact he's an oldfag who's been beaten down by (((foenkie))) and people who are on the "right side of history" to be less edgy, I think whatever idea we had of zellig in our mind, whether it was good or bad, was completely off the mark of what Massa had in mind ("No shit" I hear you thinking, but stick with me). To me zellig seemed like a it would have been a mostly comedy slice-of-life show with some interesting character studies of people who are "unsociable" in their own silly little ways that grow and develop, including our Autism-Denial-Disorder protagonist, but the way Massa's attitude towards expanding this show seems like it would have been more comedy focused than what we were initially presented. The constant reminder that "this is a foreign show with foreign stereotypes meant to exaggerate and mock for laughs" and not "these are characters who are humorous, but have a human side to them", feels like a miscommunication on their part given some of the somber moments Maya has when she's alone with herself. If Massa really wanted this to be an "all-comedy" show with Dutch stereotypes, do you really think he would have added those scenes and that melancholic ending at the end of Deel 6? And to be frank I don't know if some of the episode ideas would have worked. Yes they are nothing but napkin-written elevator pitches that would need to have been more fleshed out, but you would think an episode about Mymy meeting up with her biological sister again after years of not seeing eye to eye would have been treated with a little more tact given the situation, but instead Massa insists on this convoluted, straight up BRIMSTONE plan of having Mymy's sister become a K-POP e-boy poonerfaggot to date Maya in order to steal Mymy away back to Japan, somehow.NEW BOARD
NEW BOARD >>>/chud/New Dead Splinter for us to /raid/ just dropped
Let's zem it up of zoietsZellig Liberation Army
I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.Massa Discord
why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful1M Project
I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.THE NEW NAZ ORDER
The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flamesOld Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties
Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.Operation 'Toria
I found this literal who 'blox ripoff called Polytoria, it's pretty small so the raiding potential is huge. what if we infiltrate it by doing a long operation, first joining the game and making 'zellig accounts, shirts and guilds, and THEN making 'zellig places, infilrating the 'cord. This will not be a traditional raid but an ambitious long term infiltration. Zaryans what do you think about this?A huge issue
I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.Education of culture
Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.my onzeg ling fanficteion hop u like
mymy : hi coco do you have robux?Someone is trying to do a kike translation
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/New toss
https://www.instagram.com/p/DDFxNwfS377/'P Mass-report
Hello people.tunak tunak
Trying to garner an indian audience for this show, im being serious yeah, might not be the brightest idea to share this zem with Indians but im probably doing all of you a favour. I am 100% the ONLY Indian who has come across the show and shared it to few of my friends (they liked it). Im not sure how would it actually work out tho. Create a new channel and share the show in my own language(hindi), I dont know how to edit or do shit with any software, but might as well give it a try.Maya is a Chink
Mayafags, it's over. I was wondering why Maya looked like a Cheeto, and with my superior intellect, used the power of the Internet to look up her TRVE origins. The results were shocking. The chink is not Dutch not Belgian, but an island poojeet and chink. Something tells me Massa is some glownigger or something, I have to do more research on why he made the only white Aryan girl (Coco) retarded and Dutch ultranationalist orange (Mymy).Running in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)
Hello.What would a genderbent Ongezellig cast look like?
As the title says, what would it look like?Ongezellig - Unsociable, Uncomfortable
In the labyrinth of bourgeois society, where false appearances veil the essence of relationships, ongezellig reveals itself as a potent critique of the family structure—an institution that serves, in the dialectical materialist analysis, as both a reflection of and a prop for capitalist exploitation.Ongezellig Reanimated Collab - Deel 6
Great job everyone!Cool Story
Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3/nvg/ - nonsensical video generator
i got a program that generates ytp margeraldsThe "OMGSISA" effect.
Several studies indicate that men tend to overlook certain personality flaws or behaviors when they are strongly attracted to a woman’s physical appearance. Research by Buss and Schmitt (1993) suggests that men are more likely to compromise on psychological compatibility when the partner possesses traits like beauty, which have been traditionally linked to evolutionary advantages.maya lost
MAYACELS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GEM ALLERT!!!!!
GEM! GEM! GEM!GEM! GEM! GEM! GEM!ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".request shit
>>31349HEED MY WARNING
In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.Summoning Coco
So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.the sharty is going to raid you
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.htmlProject Zigle Zogle
Hallo allemaal!Uncensored Mymy chatbot
Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!Cultuur Gebouw
/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization threadMassa IRL Photos + Videos
Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.massa adressed the dumbest nigger allegations
>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.HELP ME ZELLIGXISTERS
i need your helpOperation: Ms./co/ Thread
>What's Ms./co/?Mayo & Curry English Translated
Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archiefOngezellig Dell 6 Reanimated - Archive
Hello fellow Zaryans,Stroopwafelsap
Okay so what Mymy drinks in the show is called "stroopwafelsap", which we all know is just stroopwafel juice. As far as I could find, this does not exist, but perhaps you could make it similarly to banana juice, where you simply add water or fruit and vegetables that are commonly juiced. You could probably also use the recipe for Kvass but replace the bread with stroopwafels, though I assume this wouldn't be that good. Or maybe, Mymy from Ongezellig is drinking the dough liquidated in some way, maybe by adding lots of liquid, and the filling mixed together, which probably both tastes bad and is very unhealthy. That's all my ideas. I'd be really interesting if someone made any of these ideas in practice, like simply buying stroopwafels and blending them with cold water. Someone might have thought of doing this before, and if so, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Also, lots of the things mentioned are for some reason names of evape juice.Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!
And The Trvthnvke Will Set You Free
SOMEWHERE ON THE HYPERBOREA MOUNT4CUCK'S /MU/ 123456789 GET IS APPROACHING
YOU WILL STEAL ITOngezellig Sound Sources
Ongezellig has music.roblox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmUI hate Maya so fucking much
I swear to god I hate this bitch so muchYouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon
<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!END OF ZELLIG
IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIMEAn interview with Massa around late 2011
i cannot thank this orange fucker enough
Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.man is calling us toxic or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWAZApHgRgzellig park
South Park Meets Mymy and Her SistersOPERATION ZELLIG STORM (OZS)
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW ABOUT ONGEZELLIG!1B Project
Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.test
>>33333massa is a dumbfuck pt2
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audiencewhat grades do you think zeelig xisters have?
here's my take:Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby
TBD? TBD!YOU CAN TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!
EVERYONE YOU CAN NOW TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!COCO'S GLORIOUS ANCESTRY
Recently I found out that Coco is a noble descendant of, basically, South-African “Founding Father”. In fact, her neé surname is Potgieter, and this means her ancestor is Hendrik Potgieter, a famous Boer colonist, the chief of the first voortrekkers, founder of Oranje Free State and Transvaal Republic, and many cities and towns in South Africa in addition.Anotha AI gem
Source: https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/241838.html#q241838Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life
Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.Art Requests Thread
Hello Chuds. I'm an amateur drawfag who's currently bored because xitter thinks I'm a bot and won't let me use the site. Just request something and I'll probably draw it (no promises). Don't expect me to put in much effort.Ongezellig Gmod Map I Found
For some reason this map has a lot of hidden secretsNew 'Toss
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/Why do CocoFAGS and MymyBROS have it so easy?
Coco:Mymy x Chud thread
Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.Who is the best Ongezellig Girl?
VOTE https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVJjdGn3Marge what is this?
I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/SPREAD
>you WILL stick Ongezellig stickers all over the world wonders (or the closest thing to one you have near you)/VT/ 80000000 GET IS APPROACHING
PREPARE TO STEAL IT!Domino guy is back
Absolute fucking gemerald just dropped!THE PLQN MOVES FORWARD
GOOD MQRNING ZARTY PQTRIOTSnew 'toss
https://pph.lol//TRASH/ 67000000 GET IS APPROACHING
STEAL IT 'TEENSCopium by an average East-European zaryan
I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.how?
what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyUNewest Shitstone plebbit just dropped
We should raid it or somethingOP has autism denial disorder btw
We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).Slavic schizo rant
I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)Janitor applications.. open!
Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.Transmission from the year 2039
This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.GARTIC PHONE
HOSTING GARTIC PHONELore information nobody cares about
Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".Proving that Cleo is of African descent
There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)Actual continuity error
I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.Strange Pastebin I found
Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING
YOU WILL STEAL IT!4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING
PREPARE TO STEAL IT!2b2t takeover
2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outsideThird time's the charm
Extended this guy's stuffmymy
So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.I wrote about Maya
Hallo allemaal.The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable
I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?Last night Massa was in my dreams
I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.Million dollar zellig flag
Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shellMaya is Aryan
Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.My plan
Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)
Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.R_Terra copypasta
"Living moving forwardRectification
There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:Mayas bookshelf
By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.Song Request
MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?Geg
https://youtu.be/Aq1lkc4qfFkZellig image generation in Massa's style
What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslopOngezellig Roblox Hairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCYnew here wat nou? (Margerald)
newGOD here.MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!
Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation
I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET
STEAL IT, 'TEENS!...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_(religion)/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chanMusic Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)
Just like last night, same rules:I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem
https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-coversTATTOO POLL
I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GETAnthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95sRunning in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMUMaya's Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTkMYMY EVERYWHERE
Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰Mymy predicted an air raid alert
I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?Most Gemy Zellig content
Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy contentRecreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)
I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.im a broken man
FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGHZellikWiki
Hello my fellow Americans.Chicago
Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.Massacord Export
After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music
Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critiqueZellig
Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0FMaya simulator
I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa usedascension
thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4QSWEDISH WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucEnew gem
someone made a Mymy ai chatbotPost your headcanon voices for the rest of the characters
https://youtu.be/qDYBPl9fbcw?t=4TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! ❤️????????
I would like to tell you all that even though Studio Massa has abandoned Ongezelling, we all do not want to let this story die! Together we can continue this amazing adventure through our own creativity. I propose that we write fan fiction, create comics, plays, and even short films together to expand this fantastic world!The Schoppenboer family
Hi.Upload Request
Whoever's the owner of this channel https://www.youtube.com/@Zellig_Mann, can you upload these three tracks from the discord leak since I saw you were uploading zellig's soundtrack on the 'tube? They're early renditions of tracks from the OST (except for HoempaSpeedrun probably) so if you want to title it as "unused" or "early version" on your upload and maybe put in the description it came from the 'cord, you can do that. Thank you.Weird References made by Studio Massa
At 3:44 in the studio massa 't restaurant short, massa references morrissey (outspoken vegan musician, hated by troons because he hates chinks or something). Have you guys found any other obscure references made in 'zellig or any other studio massa works that you think have gone largely unnoticed?asocial, but in dutch hate thread
xhe is a /co/tard who learned ongezellig from goytokOdd findings
This is a weird thing ive been seeing for as long as i've had leaked petje folders, all of the pictures are in varying, odd resolutions and some arts might have even been remastered quietly but unmentioned. this first art is 1238 x 1636, but another from a different leaked folder is 682 x 947? Plus it has different shading and it has the petjeaf logo? I dont get why these differences exist.Zaryans... wat nou?
https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/The_Discontinuation_of_OngezelligMassacord Scrape
I went ahead and parsed through any and all files Massa sent in his 'cord serv. I picked out the ones that looked the most interesting, or anything to do with 'zellig's development throughout the years. There's probably things you've seen reposted already elsewhere, but I saw some stuff that afaik have never been shared here or in /co/ like in picrels. There's probably some other interesting stuff I missed like any links to anything or messages sent in inaccessible channels since this was done manually (Massa doesn't post that much thankfully), but I thought I'd share some interesting zellig history with you all here./v/ review
I gotta say its really well made and the feel is done right, I felt really bad and uncomfortable killing the characters because of the looks of horror on them and Coco made me super sad. Speedrunning this would be fundid 'zellig get a nigger troon outrage yet?
belgians aren't a race + school shooting jokes + adolf hitler jokes. sounds like something that would make woke/troons mad.Community project?
I believe its evident that a deel 7 may never come, but us zaryans must find a way to replenish content within our communityzelligmaxxing
recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.we need a goal or something.
I feel like we need a common goal.Ongezellig in spanish IA dub :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_fo1lhjg4IT'S HERE!!!
Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!The topic is about Mary's ADD
In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situationwhat AI model was used in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3cSonny boy
I was doing my 45th rewatch of ongezellig and my dad walked in on me watching itMusic Track in the Paypig Announcement Video
Starting around here https://youtu.be/261VTC2sIcg?t=23 is where a unique music track plays that I don't believe appears anywhere else nor has it been provided by Massa in his paypig folder. I tried to get rid of the vocals with AI just so I could listen to the instrumental itself, which is why I have two tracks attached in the OP since I couldn't decide which one sounded less shit trying to remove the TTS voice (MDX23C sounds clearer but the instruments sounded a bit muffled, while UVR I think is a bit more pronounced but more watery overall)reposted from 'cord
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???? HOW CAN YOU CALL MYMY GAY????? OUT OF ALLLL THE 3 GIRLS SHE IS OBJECTIVELY TEH STRAIGHTEST. How can you write draw or say shit like this about her???? How can you??? Like she openly denied Maya's offer to colonize her virgin Islands, has dreams like that kapitein koek pic from Massa, canonically wants 6 kids, like what da fuck does it always have to be Mymy???? Maya, sure, huge stretch but she said gay shut like "colonize my Virgin Islands" How the fuck is it Mymy who does alllways have to be the gay one in """"" Works"""" Like this,How do I cultivate a chuddy, autistic, No-Trannies-Allowed fanbase like 'zellig's?
Genuine question since I guarantee if I made some show and it got to around 'zellig's popularity, at best it would be filled with normies + a few troons here and there interested in it, and at worst it'd be something like FNF's community filled with retarded gender-special tumblr kids getting into retarded 'cord drama 24/7.new 'toss (educational)
It's basically just xim reading from the wiki page.poom ## WeNeedMore.OC
GREETINGS EVERYONEWtf fr??
Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE
/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.New Year
Hello, fellow zaryans!/YWNBAP/
You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.Gemming up the 'ru
Hello,Optics
Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.just hacked a 'blox account and group
join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/aboutOPERATION "THANKSGIVING"
Listen up, Maggots!'LIG DOX LIST
ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISKRAID!
Hi, for anyone who wanted to participate in raiding that one tf2 youtuber, he is live right now on YouTube. We ca try suggestiong watching 'zellig to him since he isn't busy recording footage for another workshop review. I am sure we can convise him.You WILL shill ongezellig to chris chan
It would be incredibly funny if we did, he is streaming right now as of the time of the post. Chris being a lolcow also allows us to get away with more shit. For anyone who doesn't know Chris came back to YouTube.There actually exists an Ongezellig subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/The Canvas Project Aftermath
Hello, my fellow Zaryans!Uploading some AI songs to the 'tube?
I've noticed that there are some gems that can be only found here: https://mega.nz/file/w4EAnKCa#ipW1OtUpIwLrqfsO_6YlkDFStEUpdC1t-EH_3zdgfhAsoyjak.planet.in defence tutorial thread
FROGCLITTY RAID!Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign
We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.Day 10
Hello Zaryans! It's me the guy who posted sketches on /qa/, then didn't post because school and stuff. Had time to draw Mymy today, turned out pretty well I think, definitely gonna draw more things on a bigger scale later.