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Old English (700-1000) Ongezellig/Unhyggelīc

“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- Coco
unhyggelīc (maybe? if there's a better title to say it then put it, or just 'Ongezellig, in Old English/Anglo-Saxon')
R: 2088 / I: 589
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 1685 / I: 588

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 605 / I: 155

Part 2 of the lidly comic

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
R: 7 / I: 2
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
R: 6 / I: 0

MassaGraph Files + Image Dump

<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.
Guy that made the zellig font here, 2 weeks unfortunately turned into months and then eventually stopped all together due to irlGODing. Dropping all the resources here if anyone wants to pick up the mantle. There were still some issues I had with the font, but I honestly can't remember what exactly besides missing characters. If I were updating it again, I'd honestly just start from scratch since I think I used the old illustrations for some of the characters which were smaller and lower quality before the Google Drive dump happened from 'assa ximself.
>https://mega.nz/file/yrgAEICJ#iVh1oHoaiqL87Y5WFD7LShH3a7niXOg6SsYd3DZtd-I
You'll find all of the images I could find that used for xis font, and Paint.net files for organizing and layering letters together to see which one is the biggest for me to choose from and vectorize (ignore any of the "bolded" ones on the bottom left, not sure why I included those). None of them were resized in anyway, just cropped and possibly rotated.
I used Adobe Illustrator for vectorizing the characters, along with this paid plugin that auto-kerns the characters together: https://www.fontself.com/
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I used AI for upscaling the characters before vectorizing them back then, they probably weren't necessary for all, but definitely so for the characters that had no bigger or clearer equivalent like "Q" and "q". If anyone's serious about completing this font to include special and foreign characters, either try and replicate the style yourself or look into replacing the letters on the 2nd image via AI prompting with NanoBanana from Google or Seedream 4.0 from Bytedance since that's what I'd probably do as I couldn't imitate the style for it.

Sorry I couldn't complete it and doubly so for hoarding this all this time.
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ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 53 / I: 19
'lig thread on soy qa stood up for a month and got 300 replies, is this a win
R: 25 / I: 13

I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
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Any magnet links for me to pirate 'zellig

that's about it really, I don't wanna download from YouTube because that sometimes doesn't work and I transheart torrenting
R: 1485 / I: 621
agugu
R: 307 / I: 88

'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?
<'bloxcaca space
Play: https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS
<zarty space
If you wish to play alone or are experiencing lag, find the "Servers" tab and click "Create Private Server".
<mymy space
Discuss the game, report bugs (press f9 and screenshot if you find any), ask for help and stuff
R: 16 / I: 6

The Zews.

>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is….Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust
R: 374 / I: 116

Zellig Booru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/

We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 16 / I: 3
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
R: 4 / I: 1
what is mymy part 1488 or whatever and why do people keep referencing it
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/edits/

A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up
>heckin example here
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Musical zellig vantawhite GEM

I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/three-rooms
R: 15 / I: 4
Oy vey iz mir! Fallenchungus likes 'zellig!
R: 630 / I: 385

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
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funkgezellig
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oekaki thread
R: 7 / I: 3
>Sir, a second VOC ship is about to hit the second school tower!
R: 1049 / I: 461

/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 34 / I: 21
why haven't 'fic writers made any HECKIN GEMS out of the scrapped episode ideas from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MASSA HIMSELF????!!!!!

ARE THEY STUPID????? GET TO WRITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 203 / I: 44
ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/
R: 252 / I: 94

cleo

post your cleos here
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/mymy/

Post about Mymy
R: 135 / I: 73
AGOOGY AGOOGY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woits woits woits woits GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
R: 6 / I: 2
what is xhe doing…
R: 2 / I: 2
>damn bitch
>I'M *PUNCH*
>FEELING *PUNCH*
>SO *PUNCH*
>BACKED *PUNCH*
>UP *PUNCH*
R: 246 / I: 56
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG MAYACUCKS WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 41 / I: 32

Coco fan

Coco yay
R: 26 / I: 8
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
R: 11 / I: 3
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
R: 24 / I: 5
>spend 7 years making a series
>literally pour your heart and soul into it
>make it only in dutch
>still gets massive fanbase
>refuse to sell merch because of morals or something retarded
>pick patreon knockoff that majority of the fanbase cant donate to because the dutch are massive retards
>show dies
YVP. ISSA RETARDED NIGGER CUCK GEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 9 / I: 1
MakeZellig just made a q+a community post https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q
R: 34 / I: 17

Ms./co/ 2025

Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.

Nomination has begun:

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/150219200

Nomination List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WCHh67pyxS1mO3T735rGTy9knukCFvL18e0qgyYeXkI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
R: 139 / I: 51

Monthly Themed Zellig Art

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH>>105498
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 7 / I: 0
fanfic thread for your GEMMY FANFICS
R: 18 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies

Baiterald I kneel
R: 138 / I: 39
i'm gonna tear my fucking eyes out how the fuck do artists do this shit i'm way too shakey man
R: 248 / I: 67 (sticky)

/craft/

Official Thread for NuCraft
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here

Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me

Port:22056

Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)


If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site


Features:

Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)

player login system

Bedrock and Java crossplay support

console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)

Android support (Bedrock mobile players)

piracy support (cracked account login)

random teleport spawn command

custom GUI menus

death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)

mob and player head drops

basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa

manage Bedrock player skins

fixes recipe issues for Bedrock

image display in item frames

inventory rollback after death or crash

set home teleport points

mine and place spawners with Silk Touch

teleport request system

change skins server-side

chop trees in one swing

/ride command to mount entities

anti-xray protection (automatic)

browser proximity chat


Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E

Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)

Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 20 / I: 4
>Shoving Lidly in a aging machine and turning her into irl Vera forcing her to cuddle with Zaryans
R: 1 / I: 0
what happened man
R: 302 / I: 135
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 13 / I: 6

Maya gets trolles

https://mayagetstrolled.webcomic.ws/comics/2/#content-start

Wtf is this
R: 4 / I: 0

is chapter 40 of "one more shot" still out there

does anyone knows what happened in it or is it lost mediarino
R: 25 / I: 6
How to save the zarty
>delete agugu, soymy and anything related to them from the site's history
>perm ban and delete anyone who posts anything related to agugu or soymy in the future
>do not mention agugu or soymy in the rules or ban logs as to avoid reminding the population they ever existed
R: 41 / I: 5
List some stuff that I should draw tomorrow.
R: 302 / I: 148

/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 20 / I: 5

/kirby/

kirby
R: 11 / I: 3
>tfw Maya doesn't want to eat with the rest of the family again
R: 263 / I: 95
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 5 / I: 1
.
R: 5 / I: 2
some low effort nonsense zellig thread on the sharty got 300+ replies in 3 hours
R: 21 / I: 9 (sticky)

nuZMV

M Y M Y Q U E S T
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Q
U
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S
T
R: 4 / I: 1
I heckking love AI!!
R: 13 / I: 1

PEEB Maya juzus/Jusus

Can someone draw a PEEB Maya jesus for me for a history presention? or really any one from Ongezellig.
Kan iemand een PEEB Maya Jezus voor me tekenen voor een geschiedenis presentatie? Of eigenlijk iemand van Ongezellig.
R: 166 / I: 44

im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
R: 33 / I: 14
will massa use the sister ever again even for a wholesome r/marvelstudios type cameo or is such a pitty slvtt for bbc that he will pretend that he the last 7 years of his life never happened
R: 13 / I: 7
anyone else like non-canon / maya's sweet 16 / mayamail maya more than canon / pilot maya?
R: 56 / I: 33
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mayamail/mayamail-1/viewer?title_no=1032992&episode_no=1
someone on feddit released a comic strip that completely repeats Maya's diary
R: 17 / I: 2
recreated the shittiest "dream" (more like vision? or daydream) i've ever had
R: 70 / I: 23

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
R: 294 / I: 87

/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
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Would maya be one of those feminist foids who always bitch about "Men are trash" considering how much of a heccin 24/7 terminally onlinerinos NEET xhe is
R: 53 / I: 17
I feel like I've noticed something about Ongezellig that nobody has really brought attention to or talked about since its release.
People like to paint this picture that Maya is a mentally ill freak (ADD aka Autism Denial Disorder, Anxiety, Depression) amongst mentally healthy peers, when that isn't really the case.
For example, Coco may seem like a caring, loving, happy individual and well… she is, but have you noticed that she seems to desperately want validation from Maya? Coco stays suffocatingly close to her, and tries to include her in as many activities as she possibly can, in spite of Maya being ONGEZELLIG.
I believe that underneath her easygoing exterior she has a guilt complex and PTSD.
Guilt because of things that either weren't her fault or were the fault of Maya's parents (Maya lost her cat because of Coco's allergies and Maya didn't get the attention she so desperately needed to properly develop because Coco (and Mymy) received such a disproportionate amount of it), and PTSD because her parents met an untimely end.
As for Mymy, she's a sadomasochist with dissociative identity disorder.
She loves humiliating and teasing Maya (Mymy left her tied up and made fun of her like a selfish little fuck) (SADIST), and seems to intentionally get herself hurt (getting herself thwacked in the head by Vera with a bottle after trying to start a "schoolocaust" with a Nerf gun) (MASOCHIST).
She also clitty leaks if you mention her true ethnicity and reverts to speaking Japanese (DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER).
Consider the 'boers DIAGNOSED.
R: 9 / I: 0

wtf is a yurifag

who is yuri and why is he a fag
R: 16 / I: 7
Both of them are the same race (African)

Cocofails…ur response?
>GEG!
R: 376 / I: 189

Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
R: 5 / I: 2

What was the Zelty?

There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki.
R: 414 / I: 155
post veraralds
im first
R: 388 / I: 137

/coco/ general

Post Coco images
R: 29 / I: 5
ZOOT, BOB, DOBKUN IS TRYING TO DDOS THE ZARTY
R: 133 / I: 19
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
R: 15 / I: 4
How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student?
R: 696 / I: 393
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 11 / I: 9
The perfect ongezellig sparta remix
R: 29 / I: 4

newfag questions

newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions
1. how do you change the color of the text?
2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
4. how do you dox someone?
R: 5 / I: 1
FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
R: 33 / I: 15
>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>*send*
https://aistudio.google.com/
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
R: 64 / I: 20

/Sing/

Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets
R: 11 / I: 0

What are the specs of Maya's PC

You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more
R: 20 / I: 5
Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is.
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
R: 26 / I: 4

If ongezellig was set in America

The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.

<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
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Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 13 / I: 9

Cuddle with Black Maya

<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing)
R: 6 / I: 0
Meow
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
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Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 147 / I: 49
ongezellig if it was good
R: 135 / I: 40

Cuddle with Vera

<Come here sweetie! (Pats next to her on the couch)
R: 686 / I: 644
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 75 / I: 20
A girl just made this for me… I'm in love, Zaryans…
R: 127 / I: 39
I'm in love with mymy but I relate to maya the most, my brain is a margerald
Mymy is genuinely just so adorable and hecking chuddy, I literally pretend to cuddle with her every night as I go to sleep, I cry knowing she ain't real
But I also kinda like maya because I'm a lonely ass nigger with no irl friends or anything and I can't talk in public to anyone at all
So when I think more about mymy, the more I want a gf, which makes me more sad and lonely, and then makes me relate to maya, like some weird cycle
What do? Why did massa have to make the chud and the incel seperate characters, makes no sense to a lonely chud like me.
R: 4 / I: 1
does anyone have this image of massa except he's giga?
R: 121 / I: 36
let's add annotations to ongezellig
https://youtation.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
R: 8 / I: 4
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
R: 4 / I: 1

mensen uit Nederland

Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.

En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
R: 47 / I: 10

How is Massa so good?

No seriously, how did one nigga in his bedroom manage to make Ongezellig's beautiful Disney-Pixar level art, animation, and music? Is he a professional?
R: 5 / I: 0
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh… that's another thing… I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up.
>It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way..
>It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
R: 8 / I: 3
>killed by niggers award
R: 9 / I: 6
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
R: 41 / I: 8
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
R: 1 / I: 0

Hoi May-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Can somebody please find or make a drawing of Maya beating the shit out of Coco please
R: 10 / I: 7

Niggers this, Niggers that - general

Nigger please!

Post aryan niggas
R: 2 / I: 0
5 months until Ϫ
R: 20 / I: 5

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
R: 54 / I: 27

jiggie.fun thread

Solve puzzles or something
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
R: 24 / I: 5

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
R: 7 / I: 2

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
R: 29 / I: 12

mayafags are brimstone striaght from niggerhell

if maya went onto the sharty and saw the fags that like her, she wouldn't hesitate to 'ACK herself. i seriously don't understand the appeal of raping someone who's depressed
R: 48 / I: 10
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
R: 105 / I: 34

Finishing what Massa didn't

ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes

>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar

>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
R: 11 / I: 2

Zellig Mandela Effects

Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?
<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
R: 9 / I: 5
>Hoi Maya!
R: 1 / I: 0

We lost

It's…over
R: 11 / I: 3
What the hell is "zelligtoilet"?
R: 8 / I: 1
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
R: 10 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 8 / I: 1

everything ongezellig gets put on hold

>finds cool thing called "Ongezellig"
>really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
R: 24 / I: 2
So why is zellig so popular in east Europe?
R: 131 / I: 53
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
R: 139 / I: 32

We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy
R: 54 / I: 8
Do (you) remember the Mymy toilet video?
R: 11 / I: 3

Brown faggot talks about us

https://youtu.be/dH2Q8xNrKvc
Reelcacas… This is your mindset
R: 5 / I: 1

AI slop fooled me for the first time

just found out this amazing image was actually AI slop! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
R: 6 / I: 3

Stickers for shilling.

Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!

First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version

The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.

The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.

I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.

The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.

Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 29 / I: 18
gemmy gifs thread
R: 60 / I: 23
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
R: 58 / I: 17

Operation team Fort Bourtange 2

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
R: 87 / I: 32
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
R: 127 / I: 34
Homunculus Maya
R: 2 / I: 0
rare 'cordnigger gemerald
R: 3 / I: 2
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TTt3Dynx24
R: 12 / I: 1

Moon Man Revival 2025

We should all make an effort to revive Moon Man on Instagram Reels.

Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.

If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
R: 34 / I: 10

new peeb game

i made a zellig game, play it NOW

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1188493710
R: 1 / I: 1
New songeralds, let's rejoice at these new musical tracks
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
R: 61 / I: 29
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
R: 46 / I: 15
someone draw our BLACK QUEEN Cleo there https://wplace.live/
R: 6 / I: 0
dnb site
R: 2 / I: 1
binding of ‘zellig
R: 92 / I: 27

Gussy dusty?

Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 4 / I: 0
You guys suck at ppf. Stop dithering everything
>
R: 171 / I: 32
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 21 / I: 8
kill terra
R: 5 / I: 1

Where can I find official info about characters?

Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)
R: 149 / I: 27

My OC

Hey guys! I wanted to share an OC I made, his name is Jamal and he's from Libya, I wanted to give Coco a boyfriend!
R: 19 / I: 7
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
R: 91 / I: 0

Write a story but only one word at a time

Mymy
R: 0 / I: 0
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
R: 3 / I: 0
lol, lmao even
R: 14 / I: 5

Are niggers zarty culture?

Do you like ém?
R: 0 / I: 0
if this post gets 1 reppy mods have to add a 'zelligtoilet board
R: 19 / I: 3

IMPARTANT

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
R: 4 / I: 1

neo nazi people in the community

why are there so many neo nazis in the ongezellig community?
R: 13 / I: 1
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
R: 19 / I: 4
Obsessed Gegerald found on /soy/
R: 4 / I: 2
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
R: 63 / I: 14

cocofrog

It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade… *sobs* B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee…
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me…
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
R: 17 / I: 1
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
R: 13 / I: 4
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
R: 5 / I: 0
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
>
R: 18 / I: 2

why dont you make an alternative?

well, zaryans
zellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)

or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body

so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet

i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!

snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
R: 9 / I: 5
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
R: 68 / I: 22
Maya has been a room for a week. What is she doing.
R: 15 / I: 0
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
R: 31 / I: 9
NEW HECKIN' VIDEO ESSAY IN WHICH WE APPEAR IN
YOU WILL WATCH IT
R: 146 / I: 40
>IT'S DA PEEEEESSSSTTTTSSSS
R: 6 / I: 0
>>101645
<And this… is… to go… EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!
R: 29 / I: 5

i regret everything

yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
R: 17 / I: 4
lets find more designs that massa plagiarized
R: 42 / I: 14
Massacord is gone nuts after Zellig cancellation
R: 38 / I: 9
<All right… Now for your "special curriculum"
R: 4 / I: 2
THIS FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE CORRUPTED OUR JEW QUEEN!!!
R: 32 / I: 9

ScribbleDoodle

Just wanted to share little ligly doodless I did couple weeks ago while I was on a holiday trip (I was searching this vast world for my Maya)
R: 23 / I: 8
Lose weight you little shit
R: 16 / I: 4
<hey maya, what are you doing
>NOTHING
<You better not be on your ongezellig soyjack website you filthy belgian
>what?
<take your tren or you're getting 100 lashes to the back with my cat of nine tails.
>…ok
R: 12 / I: 2
New 'toss
R: 13 / I: 4
im gonna cosplay as her one day :P
R: 31 / I: 10
ANOTHER FAILRAID BUT THIS TIME FROM /DEM/KIKES GEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 367 / I: 110

Lurker here

Quite literally did not watch Zellig until July of this year out of pure spite against the Sharty.

But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
R: 8 / I: 5
Anyone got any Coco AWB gemmies? If so send them here
R: 3 / I: 0
mayyneeee what the hell mayneee we black kangz won fr fr
R: 19 / I: 5
zarrians do you think there is any chance massa makes more 'zellig content
R: 43 / I: 2

Anton Chigurh

Maya
R: 35 / I: 6

NigMaya mega thread

Part1
<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)

Part2
(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)

part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)

part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
R: 36 / I: 14
>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya…
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya.
>*sniffles* I-I… *Maya dies*
<Geg!
R: 20 / I: 6
>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
R: 19 / I: 3
https://youtu.be/AKPec1mviVw
oh my sisa…
it's beautiful…
R: 47 / I: 19

/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy

ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.
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'cordpedos

ZELLIGGERS ARE INVADING ASSEN, DRENTHE.
CIU BROS

https://wplace.live/
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The Zarty will live for another 100000 years. I love you all.
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What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg
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mayawin
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Hey, (You).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.
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Coco Singing on a boat

Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!
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tfw the log is yellow
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Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching
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Gartic Phone

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
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Never forget

Friendly reminder that Massa himself confirmed that Coco's father was a AWB militant who fought in Rhodesia, Angola and Namibia and was in the 1994 Bophuthatswana crisis with Terre'Blanche and that he was killed by ex-FRELIMO and ANC guerrilla fighters for raping and killing hundreds of blacks and coloureds during his time in the SADF.

Coco is a menace and she has the racist genocidal afrikaner gene
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TOTAL HAGWAFFEN TAKEOVER

It happened here…
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing I ever spent 30 dollars on
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/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages
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Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.
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>Mayar look
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Why are all these 6 month old threads getting bumped?
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'assa'cord mods are paranoid

I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
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gifs

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
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/CRAFT/

A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.

I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.

Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.

The base features are

Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
Dropheads
Silkspawners
Console support
Android support

It'll also be the latest version due to Bedrock cacas.


Also I'll make another thread once the server starts with tutorials on how to start the server and pirate minecraft


(Jannys say your 'craft name and ill give you OP)
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el goblina…
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why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
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How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas
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WARNING TO Y'ALL

Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.

Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma
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NIGGA, she is NUTS!
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how old is maya

how old is mayas mom
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.
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Should we try to set up a colony on the sharty Minecraft server?
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Ongezellig Visual Novel

I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
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>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
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I tried
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Which characters are or may be autistic?

My guesses are
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
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my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school
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>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
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so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
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>
<*cleo walks in*
<DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
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==NEW MASSA==

Get in here of zoiets
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do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
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coco frog thread
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>…
<Maya…
>…
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>…
<Maya.
>…
<Maya!
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MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
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What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
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maya fish
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Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review

https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
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>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
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can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
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zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
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what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
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Man, what is there to do here anymore? Every thread I click on feels like groundhog day same recycled bait, same desperate raids, same half-baked memes that nobody even laughs at anymore. It’s like we’re all trapped in this endless loop of necrotic board rot, squatting on the carcass of Ongezellig as maggots feasting on whatever scraps we can find. Half of this place is lost in goon-fests, drooling over the girls, and the other half is drowning in a sea of cope, clinging to the tiniest rumors that the show will come back or “project roy will save us.” Spoiler: none of that is gonna happen, and we all know it.

It’s brutal watching people spam the same tired catchphrases, begging for any scrap of new content when the show’s been dead for long time. the catalog is littered with ghost threads that never even get bumped. You’d think by now someone would have the decency to let the place die, but no we’re addicted to the decay. Refresh, post, cope, repeat.

I don’t have anything else anymore. Gaming used to fill the void, but even that feels hollow when I’m constantly checking my phone for a hint of activity here. I’ve watched friendships fracture over who’s “more loyal” to Ongezellig, and I even caught a friend getting off to the old booru. That’s how twisted this rot has gotten people losing all sense of perspective, staring at pixels like they’re a lifeline.

No spark, no creativity just endless sludge. Every once in a while someone tries to stir up hype with a “fan made content,” only to be a lazy loser. Then the vultures swarm the thread, dragging it through the muck until there’s nothing left.

I’m done. I’m tired of clicking refresh, tired of the stale memes, tired of the cope. This board is a mausoleum, a tomb for a show that’s long since rotted away. Why keep feeding on the carcass when there’s nothing left but bones? It’s time to let Ongezellig and ourselves rest.
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we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
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Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment
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zellig

found a pretty cool art of mymy being a yakuza or some shit, I think the guy who made is sim_real or “similachu”
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NAZ hours

A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.

Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
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xhe is gonna win… trvst…
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On Ongezellig Fanfiction: General Questions and Thoughts, Your Ideas

Hail, Zaryans
<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.
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What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that
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/algodoo/

put every physics gem in here

also make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/
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ALL MY NIGGAS KEEP RISING TO THE TOP
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>close to 100000
>everyone suddenly shuts the fuck up
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SKIBIDI PEEB
SKIBIDI SKIBIDI PEEB
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my niggerlicious fancomic

howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
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>Waar bemoei jij mee?
<Wat- *Coco dies*
>Krijg de typhus.
That's not only kino but also canon btw.
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those who slow 💀
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<Only REAL GEMMY trvecels can post on this thread
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tfw you fill maya's backpack with bricks and push her off of a bridge and she drowns
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What kind of music do you think each of the 'zellig girls listen to?
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'zellig /co/ moment thread pt2

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.

Raiding and trolling /co/ is a site culture. Don't believe what nuadmin says, he's 100% nusoi.
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Ohnononono cocosissies
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Ohnononono cocosissies
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ZelligCon

What if we made our own zellig meetup somewhere in the US? (Sorry Evrocacas)
If soyteens can meet up in Jew York, why can't we put something similar together?
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smug little fuck
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>some stupid shit about maya dying of zoiets
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Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?
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this makes me wanna die
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>Nigga Lamp
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Anti-Coco Story for you Cocoalfags


‎There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
‎<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
‎Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
‎Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.

‎Fin.
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>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
*Maya dies*
>GEG!
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why so dead cococucks?
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Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address
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>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!
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Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?
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poop and maya dying
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When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her
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tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya
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Theory

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
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let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.
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Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?
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Our Mymy

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.
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Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
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They still remember him, geg
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should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/
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tfw you kill Maya and she dies
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Mayamails animation collab

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
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tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes
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failraid award gegggg
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>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND…
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.
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Gem potential

Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn
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Zelty OC dump

Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting
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The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?
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Dutch woman pulling thread

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
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I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
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This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams

This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood
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Cobson X mymy part 1

A shitty slide show story I made about the misadventures of Cobson n Chud but more specifically Cobsons love quest towards mymy
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🙃
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mymy won
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Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA
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Idea

Remake Bane plane scene but with zellig
CIA - Coco
Dr. Pavel - Vera
Bane - Mymy
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This took quite some time
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hello

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
i like sports
i like to hang out with my friends
i like to make jokes with my friends
i like to play videogames with my friends
i like to play videogames with my dad
my dad is so nice
i like to eat yummy food
i like meatballs
i like pasta
i like oil
i like to drink oil
i am an robot
so i need to drink oil,
to reduce friction
inside my body there are many moving parts
the gears spin around
good night
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zwabag

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling
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oldfags tell me about the history of the zarty
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Notice the pattern

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans
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>Coconstipation
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does anyone have the picture of the full ongezellig class roster
i need it
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laughing coco frog things i just made for no reason
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I need that one fucking picture mymy where she is in green suit on black background holding money
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1m6au0v/what_you_think_about_soyzelligparty/
ITT, we laugh at what Redditcucks say about us
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>Hey Maya! Guess what!
<What?
>Poop!
<Huh?
>and Mayas dying!
<Wow ok, very funny, do you think you're some kind of comedian? Do you think you're fucking Bo Burnham or something? You're nothing. Making fucking jokes like that. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Like I have fucking depression and ADD and you just fucking harass belittle and make fun of me like what the fuck is your fucking problem?!? You stupid fucking bitch. You could've been my everything except no you just fucking attack me and my character over nothing. Like seriously? FUCK OFF.
>geg!
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https://ongezellig.com/
@schoppenbot
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im new here from the sharty is there anything i should know before i start posting?
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zellig iceberg

happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphere
<
ive already filled out a bunch of entries but we still need more so feel free to add some
[infogathered ranking]
0 = no clue
1 = no clue
2 = rough idea needs information
3 = information sufficient but more information is welcome
4 = information sufficient
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I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
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someone should make these gifs but with chudjak
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>This art style is so close to the original it could've been made by Massa ximself.
>In this 'toss Mymy uses "incels" as if it's a bad thing and she's not one herself.
>Implying that Mymy and possibly other characters could have been retconned to be shitlibs had Ongezellig not been cancelled.

These combined with what the official announcements say, nothing good would've come out of an Ongezellig official continuation.
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made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
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i made these
the image is an edited version of some random gook's zellig drawing
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TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Choose your own ongezellig adventure

The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.
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when was the last bogey men list made? i feel like we should update it/make a whole new one, since some of the faggots are gone, and some new ones came in or something.

>saging OP
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fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
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Nieuw zelligcuck
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VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.
R: 5 / I: 0
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh…"
"Th-this one…" [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say it"
"I'd like a… r-….rooty t-tooty…."
>"Say it like you mean it."
"I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-….f-fresh n… n fruity p-pancake please."
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confession thread

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it
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Mymy is transgender.
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Is Johnny rebel Zarty culture?
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🖤🧡
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zem on the log
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say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now
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>WE WUZ DUTCH AND SHEEEITTT
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I just realized mymy have the same color scheme as the old dutch flag
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zarty exclusive new 'toss
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Kanesucks / Justin

>Jannies deleted the Kane dox thread
Tongue my anus for siding with the reddit janny canuck you FNFpedo faggots
Email: kanesucks07@gmail.com
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Cord server: dis cord.gg/y6xHRuYWPg
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Gamejolt: https://gamejolt.com/@KaneSucks
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Idev profile?: https://idev.games/profile/KaneSucks
Incomplete email and phone number:
justin••••••••07@gmail.com
+1••••••••23
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AI Hope coming in a second
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Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
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Cleo had birthday on 2nd of July and no one remembered
PAY HER REPARATIONS NOW
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In today's SNCA headline RTerra is kill
https://x.com/Roos_Terra196/status/1945102192630788143?t=1Zv2-Pj30D-5lOrG2So1Vg&s=19
Anotha' bigly name in the 'cordmunity throwing in the towel
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im sorry

I really tried
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this is what the average Zaryan looks like
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ohnonononno what is this?????????? mymyniggers are cacapedoompaloompas??
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I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything…
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Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf
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Cleo win
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This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
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WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY

>SLAVЕRY!
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HD Peeb
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>Maya Gemson
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Foenkie in his infinite wisdom and having totally left Ongezellig behind, falls for the most obvious of baits
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1944494428682363044
Gem it up
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Does the Zarty like older foids?
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Oranje Boven!
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What song is this, sounds pretty cool
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Who would have been the best mommy?
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Racism and Socialization

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.
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>instant permban on sharty for posting hashbanned image
Guess I'm a splintercuck now. Load here takes a while and its a dnb. How am i gonna stim now.
<obligatory zellig from 'ru
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whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
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Correction:

if you spam 'P or any NSFW shit you dont belong on the zarty.
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>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
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if you dont like maya you dont belong on the zarty
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coco or lamassu who wins
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Beeg Changes in Massadownie

Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.
It might be a nothingburger, but 'corders in the satellite servers seem to think they're about to get rid of Ongezellig fanart/discussion from MD altogether.
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Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!
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ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck
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If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else
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You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler
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Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work
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GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS

Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.

Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.

The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.

One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.

VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.

The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.

"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.

UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.

"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.

The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.

De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.

The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.

ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!
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Everyone post Ws in the chat
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All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots
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iqs of zellings

Thinking about this all day. How much iq do you think each zellig sister has?
Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people.
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If the class was forced to participate in the squid games who would win?
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https://youtu.be/IMOl60XaH1w?si=d85rXtA15LjCBug9
Let's support new zaryan, brethren.
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Thought about making this for a while now. Finally sat down and made it in like 2 days. Haven't animated anything since middle school… A long time ago.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
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what if mymy was green

i like mymy but i think i'd like her better if she was green
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>hey Maya, would you like to participate in a fun family activity?
vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing
>at least somebody here knows how to have a good time!
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Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
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Maya Vril
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https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak_Party_Video_Archive

>SPVA likes ongezellig
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№100000 will be shitty
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Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes
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What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
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Zellings Irl

Post irl lookalikes of zellings itt
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Mymy's new boyfriend

What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend?
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Okay Zaryans time to unleash your drawing gems

Fill Coco's face
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American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.


I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.
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zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say)
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Project ROY

This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2.
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sisa
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Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
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Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
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coco in a photo i took
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An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out

So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think?
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Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind.
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scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form
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Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters
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>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!

>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!


>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!


>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.


>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!


>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
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drew this yesterday.
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GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself
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https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=SEfJ9u49rZ3N6Z5u
DO SEEN THIS ZARYANS?
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check TheFrogClitty now
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Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background
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did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?
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gem
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Is this real chat?
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Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE

>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.

>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
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>Doctos I broke my skull!
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reddit toss
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I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
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Make gems with this template.
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What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
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/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
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Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
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If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles
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would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality
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>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.


>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.


>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.


>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.
R: 18 / I: 3
WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT
R: 12 / I: 5
this is stupid but geggy
R: 18 / I: 2
Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx
R: 0 / I: 0
Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great
R: 6 / I: 0
The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

ENTER
MASSA
R: 9 / I: 1
Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn
R: 67 / I: 23
finally made something award (i can't draw doe)
R: 23 / I: 9
poop and Mayas dying
R: 14 / I: 3
hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff?
R: 56 / I: 16
What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
R: 21 / I: 6
What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
R: 8 / I: 2
>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
R: 24 / I: 10

Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
R: 42 / I: 16

/vera/ - old hag general

post her in this bread
R: 13 / I: 0
Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
R: 19 / I: 15

ITT we give theme songs to characters

Kiki - Drunken Sailor
R: 24 / I: 8
>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
R: 22 / I: 5

Netherlands Ongezellig fan meetup

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
R: 33 / I: 6

Clarifying some people who still have faith of this dead show.

Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next.
R: 27 / I: 2

MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
R: 3 / I: 1
The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty
R: 11 / I: 6
There should be more zelligjaks
R: 7 / I: 4
Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
R: 5 / I: 2
This is how Kiki views the world
R: 56 / I: 12

NigMaya love story part4

(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
(THE END)
R: 18 / I: 7
I had fun today
R: 12 / I: 2
Why did Massa copy Dora?
R: 19 / I: 9

ADAM.

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
R: 535 / I: 259

'zellig /co/ moment thread

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 6 / I: 2
mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
R: 232 / I: 69
Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
R: 16 / I: 0
>chief this shit
R: 119 / I: 37
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 0 / I: 0
^Of Wat
R: 73 / I: 27
LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE
R: 107 / I: 86
post smear frames o algo
R: 27 / I: 5
We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…
R: 36 / I: 14
Why is Yfke so tall
R: 16 / I: 0
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself
R: 10 / I: 2
We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us
R: 18 / I: 5
mymy is 15 you sick fucks
R: 28 / I: 7
>>36869
its getting late zaryans… im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya… sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them
R: 57 / I: 10

R_Terra has a R34 goon account

I decided to search terra's username on a bunch of websites and eventually stumbled upon this gem of an account on Rule 34, picrel is his account(otherwise you can't see account without logging in), surprise surprise its exclusively filled with comments left under posts with Coco in them. Here's a link to his account: [porn website link] (WARNING: UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS OF BRIMSTONE)
R: 15 / I: 0

NigMaya love story part3

(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
R: 6 / I: 0
posting a thing i made a while ago because >>93114 told me to do it, zoot please don't move it, it is slightly IAZ if you watch it fully
R: 9 / I: 2
geg i just realized i never posted this
R: 100 / I: 51
Zaryans…
R: 8 / I: 1

Muh Lost Media?

Can someone who actually speaks Dutch tell me what Mymy is saying at the end of Deel 3? Someone said there was a line spoken by her that was never released unlike Kiki's dialog about Somalia. I tried doing some filter shit with AI and these are the results attached.
First is a normal passthrough to get rid of background noise.
Second is a further passthrough of AI to "reconstruct" the voices and further reduce the background crowd noise.
Third is an experiment with something to get rid of Kiki's voice + a passthrough the AI reconstruction.
R: 12 / I: 1
Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?
R: 4 / I: 2
i was browsing qa on sharty and found this image of what seems to be bush??? anyway i photoshoped the card to have maya instead of that hamster, is it a gem? (yes i made a whole ass thread over a image geg)
R: 19 / I: 3

NigMaya love story part2

(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
R: 17 / I: 4
>4cuckers call eachother faggots for years
<they all become actual faggots and troon out
>shartycucks call eachother jartycucks for years
<they all become actual jartycucks and goon to soytan femjanny tama porn
history has shown that whichever group an imageboard community obsesses about the most, they become exactly that in the future. what does this mean for zarty's future?
R: 80 / I: 22
What is Mymy's worst quality? She won't be mad if you tell her, but she wonders.
R: 8 / I: 3
banned me for no reason award
R: 4 / I: 0
GEM IT UPPPPP https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html#q628212

you VVILL cast a vote and you VVILL vote yes.
R: 53 / I: 8
WHITEPOWERAREWOMANPOWER
R: 8 / I: 1

NigMaya love story part1

<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Wholesome BIPOC altrock band
R: 171 / I: 58
oy vey, i thought this fag forgot about 'zellig
R: 37 / I: 10

KKK General

Post Klan gems please
R: 4 / I: 0

Personal request of zoiets

Could a kind Zaryan perhaps make Maya sing Invisible by Duran Duran?
R: 23 / I: 4

BWC

All rise for the flag
R: 10 / I: 5
Is xis supposed to be a parody of something?
R: 3 / I: 2
does anybody have the 1 eternity on discontinued dutch cartoon website feraljak i need it for something
R: 108 / I: 18
i need the zaryan committee to finally inform me on our opinion of this apop guy
like he has made some really iconic artwork but he also drew ongezellig porn so who really knows
R: 8 / I: 4
>Happy Juneteenth Mymy! Since you are my sister and I love you, I decided to give you a gift. *opens large gift box* I know how much you hate niggers, I decided to gift you the heads of 10,000 niggers.
<HAHAHA! YES! WITH 10,000 DEATHS GRAVELY INJURING THEIR FORCES! THE BELGIAN NIGGERS WILL NEVER RECOVER, AND THUS WILL BE EASILY CONQUERABLE FOR THE SUPERIOR DUTCH ARMY!
>Belgian? Oh nonono Mymy this are African heads!
<WHAT!? YOU USELESS FUCKING BITCH SKANK HARLOT! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU WENT TO AFRICA AND SAVAGELY DECAPITATED 10,000 INNOCENT CIVILIANS?! YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ME THIS SUPPOSED GIFT FULL OF NOTHING BUT THE ROTTING DECAPITATED HEADS OF RANDOM NIGGERS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT! JUST WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>b-but Mymy! isn't it the thought that counts?
<FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!
R: 6 / I: 3

kill fursluttas

I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zellig
Could you zelligcacas wipe 'party's qa?
there is two fursluttas threads i'm tired of seeing being necrobumped by the same 2 niggers
I would prefer the catty to be filled with 'zelligs rather than furniggers
>mandatory zellig image
R: 15 / I: 2
How much is zelling worth


I would buy it and continue the goddamn series myself
R: 23 / I: 5
Nusois randomly fucking elected another admin and now he is oppressing the zaryans
R: 36 / I: 8
Is there any negrofied Maya with a red lip stick?
R: 14 / I: 4
Hoi zarty.
I spent the last 12 hours schizophrenically writing this 'fic about the 'zellig sisters being transported back to Nazi Germany
thought I'd share it here.
you're able to comment so feel free to join in on the 'tism present within.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CRpJMVkaPboFGHvNuTiDFxQQDy5bCWvg5UZtBVfmLGY/edit?usp=sharing
R: 4 / I: 0
Mymy won
R: 6 / I: 1
ITT we discuss and theorize what favorite brand of chips Maya would like the most (that is if we assume she likes those at all) and then i'll ask the source itself with the power of my insanity and schizophrenia, other schizoGODS may join on this venture with me once we theorize out the possible brand or if she even likes those at all to begin with.

>inb4 she eats kruidnoten

i fucking know nigger
R: 37 / I: 14

How high is too high?

I've never been on uppers. Could any Zaryan who has tried describe his experience?
R: 7 / I: 1
Nusoi this is your mindset
R: 8 / I: 4
Add option to quote other post
R: 16 / I: 4
Any love for the Jew Girl?
R: 15 / I: 2
UHHH!!!
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Maya will have a small army of incels orbiting her and paying her and giving her attention. But she will happily be used by chads knowing that they will never love her. When found out by her orbiters, she will cry and say stuff like she was lonely.
Unlike Mymy and Coco who will be pure until they get married to save the white. Knowing degeneracy is a kike concept
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<I am more white then you
>No I am more white then you
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Where's /co/ raid?
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kill yourself sagetranny.
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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
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I do not like most agugu's, they feel vaguely fetishistic. Also the captcha sucks ass
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Nu 'blox "game"

wasted like a lot of time doing this hope YOU will at least not hate it. i don't know if you can even count this as a "game" but it sure is an impressive project that i myself am quite proud of.

I also added in 1 secret and i hope someone manages to figure it out, perhaps look through the badges of the game and figure out, another hint i can give you is there is a feature on 'tube if you type "awesome" it makes the bar flicker, that's my hint to getting whatever the secret is and i really hope that one of you figures it out. but enough of me larping play the "game" NOAW

https://www.roblox.com/games/71320148290903/

(also zoot please don't rape me i spent a lot of time doing it for all of you!)
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Massa based the three sisters on the Three Kingdoms China

mymy is wei
coco is shu
and maya is wu because it's red (it just is, ok? of zoiets)
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new 'assa

studio 'assa uploaded an unlisted video on june 1.
looks like the iceberg video is finally getting a next part
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/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
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What did Coco mean when she said she found ((him))
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>Zarteens making gemmy artworks aren't called Zartists
>Their creations also aren't called Zarts
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>Coco tf are you yappin about
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Hey guys, i guess that's it.
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DANCE PARTY THREAD
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03/03/2025

Mymy's birthday is coming!
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Add voice chat
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MAYAAAAA ACK-
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found the reference massa used for yandere maya
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Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
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Soyolinguistics

Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable

Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?

Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.

Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.

However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " *Anglish*. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.

This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!

The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.

All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)

"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.

Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.

If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.
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I saw this Mymy in my dreams, so I drew her as vividly as I could remember.

How vivid are your dreams, Zaryans?
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Mother's Day

Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!
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Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)

I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.

Text:

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

A rough Translation:

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.

(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
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new zellig character
his name is zonn
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Bob, I see you've been liking pinning low effort draweralds lately…
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le mymy face
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>Riots in California? Spics and Nigs? I'm felling so white Maya.
<I love my self some snow man Mymy. They know how to treat a real black queen like me
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This cartoon is getting stale
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I think you are BEEutiful!
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Have you ever gatekept zellig before

And is gatekeeping a good and feasible idea?
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why is there 7 sticky'ed threads and why are they forced cord memes? zoot what is wrong with your jannies?
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Bee Yourself
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kill niggers

*sucks binky*
I BEElieve in you!
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I am postively BUMBLED by your feedback! I have went back to my roots!
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Why am I still getting hate? BUZZ off
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Have you been keeping yourself buzzy?
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i'm really tired… i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing anymore but have this
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(Coco watching Iranian missiles hit Tel Aviv)
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You VVILL raid the Foenkie booru
So you can submit tag/alias requests without an account and the text will appear on the list, and has to be approved or rejected by an administrator, but there is no administrator. hop on da vpn and 'ape xer site now
<
https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=alias&s=list
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<Why are you crackers so obsessed with me?
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>Clipboardimage(1488)
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>Liking anime
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When she sees your twp:
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midkyk's stuff

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings
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Sjefs gotta be a 100% certified faggot.
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==ITT we search for new deels==

ITT we try to find the scripts for all the deels
not just deel thrembo. i mean ALL DEELS. this site has basically infinite info written as text, theoretically if we search there for long enough we'll find all the deels scripts. there's also a version with images so we can also TECHNICALLY search for the frames of the deels, i mean it will only take us like… more before the heat death of the universe, but considering how massa fucked us over i don't see a better option. at least let's try to estimate how long it'd hypothetically take us.

i'm terrible at explaining but it basically has ANY random combination of characters in 400 something i think pages per book, you can theoretically if you want to and search for long enough find ANYTHING, that means anything that was written, is being written, will be ever written and stuff that never was written before. literally ANYTHING. now i'm not sure how we'd find what we want considering there could be basically thousands of different scripts for the same deels, like how could we make sure we got the right one the "canon" one, but that's an issue for our future selves, first we have to find one at all.

there is also a version of it but with images as mentioned before. but again it has ANY image, that means it not just theoretically but holds literally all frames of current deels, and even deels that "could" have been made. we don't have to wait and beg massa, we just have to find it all. once we find it all we'll just have to voice and add sounds and we get as many deels as we want. you want 2 more deels? 5? 10? you can have 1000s of deels doesn't matter, time is the only constraint. except we most likely wouldn't be able to find even ONE frame from even existing deels or any deel that wasn't made for that matter.

the library: https://libraryofbabel.info/
the image version: https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/

what are we thinking?
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ZOOT MAKE /RAID/ NOWWWW
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would you?
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Zoot ban ongezellig.
1. It's coal
2. It's not relevant to this site's culture
3. It's not funny
4. I don't watch it
5. Nobody likes it
6. I want it banned
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COCO WON
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I feel very ongezellig this week
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Let's push 'lig to 1000

There are currently 939 ongezellig posts on soybooru, upload your IAS zems, let's push it to 1000
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Check out this cool post I found on Reddit geg
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Marge

How has this site managed to survive for 2 years straight
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you WILL post 3d 'ligs in this thread.
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looking for that folder that shows all of massa’s art. even the old ones
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>>82060

Trallallero Trallallà, porco dio e porco allah. Ero con il mio fottuto figlio Merdardo a giocare a Fortnite, quando a un punto arriva mia nonna, Ornella Leccacappella
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Made passport for sharty now i also made one for the zarty
I use favicons as replacement for coat of arms
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Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde
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REC
<Hey Zaryans Mymy here. It has been a year since that kike loving race traitor stole my Aryan prince Richard from me and she is getting what she asked for.
(Mymy puts a sick smile with dreamy eyes)
<Yes, only me with a pure white Aryan soul deserves a man like that. And together we will save our race.
(Coco knocks on the door)
>Mymy who are you talking too? We are leaving soon.
<Yes Coco I'm coming.
(Mymy grinds her teeth and glares at the door. The video ends here)
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Zaryans, it's actually insane how fucking over it is doe. I recently formatted my PC and today I was looking at my steam library to select which games to install on my fresh system. Then I noticed the "last played" info on the corner and it hit me like a truck. games I remember playing like yesterday, Arma 3, bioshock, beamNG, witcher 3, euro truck, in my mind I thought it had been like maybe a couple years since i played them, but the "last played" sections showed me years 2018-2019… six, seven years gone with the blink of an eye, i was shocked to see how long it has really been. sharty didn't even exist back then and at that time I was an angsty 4cucker that had just graduated highschool and it seemed like university would take forever. this made me realise how new the sharty is, it didnt even exist when i used to play these games. yet, i see people here talking about sharty as if it's the ancient times even though sharty still feels like a brand new imageboard in my perspective. all these years gone and i don't have much more than a diploma to my name. more than a decade spent on imageboards, nearly 15 years since i laid eyes on my first 4cuck thread. all this time getting brainwashed on 4cuck,8cuck and kohl/int/ has added nothing beneficial to my life, only niche knowledge and weird fetishes and porn addiction. most of you zaryans here are offsiter normals who come from discord,xitter,youtube etc so i don't think you can understand the gravity of it, but you should quit imageboards as soon as possible or question how much it affects your behavior and psyche. spending time in these places adds up over time and changes you subconsciously even if you believe it's all a joke. zarty is my final stop, my last imageboard after i quit many other imageboards and ended up here. i believe the zarty is a special place, please cherish it while we're here. you won't notice how quickly everything here will become history. another advice i have is if you see something you like on the internet, and you wish to see it again in the future, save it, or else there is no guarantee you will ever see it again, you can't trust stuff on the internet to last forever.
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Let's steal the 40000000 on 4chan's /lgbt/. Estimated at ~5:45 PM EST.
4chan.org/lgbt/
getwatcher.net
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>This is a moment to savor, we just achieved total Zaryan victory. It was certainly a great victory for Zaryans but also for my white wife Coco and our 1488 white children. No conditions it was a total victory. Our chances for victory were slim but we did it.

(Spencer after hearing that Bob will ban race bait)
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Has it ever been answered as to why does Maya have a window in her room if it's between Mymy's and Coco's
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Some schlogger added 'lig to his jartycuck baldi mod (in development btw)
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>I‘ve had some good Zems in my time, I love a good Agugu melted Agugu cheese and Maya- roasted Mayamutts caramelized Cleo on a burger uh, that is hot stuff you can get that at a number of different places.
<Honey dinner is ready!
>Yes Coco, will be there soon
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>Autism denial
<Autism acceptance
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Schlogcraft is finally open and welcomes the entire soysphere (Except the jassy) to join!
144.217.248.141:25579
https://files.catbox.moe/zcpv7d.mrpack
Use an mrpack compatible launcher (fjord, prism, modrinth, multimc, poly, polly, o algo) and just add the mrpack, it'll the instance set up automatically.
I hope you all enjoy yourselves and I can't wait to see you there!
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new 'eel
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Swiss People On Lig (SPOL)

Edited this on my iPhone, seems a little coal o algo
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>Lore accurate Dutch soyjaks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaper
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aryan beast
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Purplehair Saggytits

Who lives inside a school inside the hague?
Depressed and purple and old is she!
Purplehair Saggytits!
If netherlandic nonsense is something you wish!
Purplehair Saggytits!
Then pull out your dick and cum on your tish!
Purplehair Saggytits! (Ben je klaar?)
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair… Saggytits!!!
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87310th GET
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In your mind, what actually made Soei angry?
R: 28 / I: 6
would you wear this if it had a stroopwafel on it instead of a rollercoaster tycoon head
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>Hello Zaryans! I'm getting married to Richard Spencer and we will have 1488 huwhite babies!
<That's hot stuff
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.
R: 2 / I: 0

Coco

Coco
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RAID THIS PEDO NIGGERHELL

LETS RAID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS NIGGERHELL PEDO SPLINTER NOOOOOOOW!!!
Zaryans we must raid this new ESLpedoFNFjartycuckgooner splinter zelligparty.soy, it's created by some faggot that calls himself Koos and they claim to be "zarty but without the rulecucking" and they keep posting porn of the zelligs, they even have a /goon/ board which is full of brimstone and straight up 'p
https://zelligparty.soy/index.html
https://zelligparty.soy/zellig
https://zelligparty.soy/goon
REPORT THEIR SITE TO CLOUDFLARE FOR HOSTING 'P SO IT WILL SHUT DOWN
KILL THESE PEDONIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
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Hello this is Maya. Please respect my diverse ancestry.
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New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped

Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family.
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>Moralbrigadiers insist that the show's minor characters should not be lewded in any capacity
>Said moralbrigadiers also stash porn of their favorite characters from the show in some hole somewhere
>They also do a bad job of hiding such by being too comically opposed to any sort of lewding that one may suspect of them being too puritanical for no other reason besides guilty conscience

Many such cases! Especially with tourists who discovered the show like a couple weeks ago. My time in Xitter has at least taught me this.
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>O pph
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Misogyny won.
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Zaryans, there is a gugu on the 'log and its bouncing
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tf happened to the booru?
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<Hello goys. I am Rabbi Zoot. I am broad casting <this from our 'cord synagogue in Jewyork. The <Jannie Kabbalah is with me. Our plan of <twisting Ongezellig from it's original 1488 <white power pan European message to it's <current Nigger race mixing goon slop state on <this site is completed. Now keep being good <goys and posting race bait OK goyim? hehehe (Rubs hand kikely)
(I have added music to listen to while you read this) (Jannies don't 'nish me please I love Israel and diversity)

We will allow this up to show our grace and mercy.
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Another shilly

Put up another recruitment poster, After going over some of the constructive criticisms of the last I made sure it stood out more, the text is orange and I did a crappy little doodle of Mymy. Also btw the text is more visible in person my camera is just crappy.
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Kill humans. Behead humans. Roundhouse kick a human into the concrete. Slam dunk a human baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy humans. Defecate in a humans food. Launch humans into the sun. Stir fry humans in a wok. Toss humans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a human's gas tank. Judo throw humans into a wood chipper. Twist humans heads off. Report humans to the irs. Karate chop humans in half. Curb stomp pregnant humans. Trap humans in quicksand. Crush humans in the trash compactor. Liquify humans in a vat of acid. Eat humans. Dissect humans. Exterminate humans in the gas chamber. Stomp humans skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate humans in the oven. Lobotomize humans. Mandatory abortions for humans. Grind human fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown humans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize humans with a ray gun. Kick old humans down the stairs. Feed humans to alligators. Slice humans with a katana.
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I Shall Walk comic thread

A thread dedicated to yet another ongoing xitter 'mic. Titled "I Shall Walk", here's the link to author's xitter - https://x.com/topjapsterdam?t=QN51BnWGT4vRumhoUOHQEQ&s=09
R: 7 / I: 4

Oekaki

Look at my mid Oekaki
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can we have more stuff on the 'ki? i like to come by there once in a while just to see that there were ZERO (0) or one change that was just a revert and that's it, i wanna read some nu 'ki articles and pages and all that, it's fun you know?
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Who do you think could be a friend to Maya
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am i too late to the party?
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ITT: We post look-a-likes

>No… It can't be…
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Me

Mayo y coco.gif
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ARYANFEMINISMTHREAD
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Will 'zellig.'arty be changing it's logo to a more inclusive one in celebration of pride month and all of our loved and cherished zays and zaggots
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i made this in honor of one of my fav goytube channels
rest in BBC
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Biwisi are safe the our world.
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/music/ - general

This thread is dedicated to the posting and creation of music, although mostly zellig parodies other music is allowed also.
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maya or something
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what does it mean that mymy is constructed for large african penis?
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Coco's revenge

<Hello every one. I hope you enjoyed my OC about Coco having a black boy friend. <I am a former 4chan user (btw I'm black and trans) I used to post on /lgbt/ /mlp/ /co/ but now I have decided to stay here since it's filled with goon material and BBC bait threads making me fell home. <Any way, the black guy named Jamal in my OC is modeled after my trans black lover and we are going to have tranny nigger mate out…
(Coco kicks down the door in a Klan robe followed by a small army of Klansmen. With blood shot eyes she shows them a rope tide in a knot and a sharp rusted dagger)
>Well niggers fun is over!
(She orders the Klansmen to bring the two to her where she brutally skins them alive ripping there eyes out and other unspeakable acts)
>Take them away boys. Make them suffer when you hang them.
(Coco blushes and looks at the tall white Aryan Klansmen)
>We can have fun after OK?
(As the two niggers suffers getting hanged knowing that they will suffer in niggerhell for all eternity. Coco walks on to a platform as Klansmen light crosses on fire behind her. She rises her arm)
>White power White power White power
(Years passed and Coco was married to a tall Huwite Aryan chad with a BWC and will give birth to 88 Huwite Aryan children who completed TND. The end)
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How 2 make those ai songs

Idk how
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I want to marry Coco
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This is my version of (REAL) football Mymy. What do you guys think?
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Hi Maya here. All the goonbait racemix posts were done by me. I hated my two beautiful white sister because I am a mutt nigger. I also 'ooned to the idea of my sister fucking niggers since my brain was twisted to a point of no return by porn. All my fans have the same views btw
R: 28 / I: 9
I haven't browsed this site in a year and I assumed it would be the biggest DNB on the planet at this point. It's actually zemmier than ever now. How has it managed to still be active without any new content?
R: 89 / I: 26
o algo
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Do all of you actually want to have the girls fucked by niggers or is it the sickest of jokes? Or maybe most of you are niggers larping as white. I'm starting to lose faith in all of you
R: 25 / I: 8
can anyone give me footage of those weird machines slamming down on molten stuff?
i need it for something.
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How long will we be obsessed about this show? What's the future for zellig
R: 4 / I: 1
coco predicted and tried to warn everyone but no one (((noticed)))
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drawGOD deities please remove her boots here
R: 1 / I: 1
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
R: 1 / I: 1
87814th GET
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy.
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Just shut the fucking dead site already

So Zaryans,
Please sit around and hear my blogpost for awhile. You know if all of you died tomorrow, nobody will know or remember you for this SNCA dutch cartoon or tranime that you are obsessing about. Your art? Forgotten, gemmy or brimstone it is, once this site is gone, it's memoryholed forever, no one will have cared. Zoot can just kill this site one day and all you Zaryans can do is just cry at the corner, wondering how many time you have wasted obsessing over this useless dutch cartoon tranime characters that will never materialize into the real world. You tell lies every day to yourself that this characters is real but meds and binky lol. Demoralized? That's what you should feel. One year after this show is dead and you have done what? Fucking nothing I tell you. Go on, soyquote me, copypasta me and greentext me like a loser, but your end is inevitable. The best thing for you is to forget this "show" (if you want to call it that way) and move on to next autismo thing that are still alive and kicking. You can made all art, music, AI slop all you want but this is over. Once you stop focusing and obsessing over this SNCA "show", you'll be free and finally enjoy real-life like the Aryan Chad you are supposed to be, and not some zelligtranny nigger.
{Spacing for you redditGODs}
So in conclusion, touch grass, and forget all of this, buddy ;)
Even 4cuckpedos and shartyfaggots moved on, why do you even care anymore? Just shut this place down already. Foenkike was right, you all here are truly insufferable losers. GG well played. I'm Chad btw.

Oh I'm an obsessedcuck, yes I'm an obsessedcuck, also I'm a cucked trans btw
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mymy found some gems
R: 7 / I: 4
Does anyone have AI mayalaugh (mayageg) video?
R: 3 / I: 0
>I still don't get how this foreign gathered so much attention. This is very clearly the kind of work that was intended for a local audience only.
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New 'ollenaar
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is the cat still alive
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Why does nusoicattle have hateboner for zellig
R: 5 / I: 1
did you forget so easily…
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does anybody have all the soymys?
i use to think they sucked balls but now i wanna collect them.
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>Yeah im jewish, how did you know goyim?
R: 1 / I: 1
<why are men dressing up as me and my sisters?
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>I'm gay
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haven't been here in a while, what happened to this thread?
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isnt mymy a lesbian cuz she said she wanted to marry the princess of Netherlands
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Fix Maya

You need to fix Maya's issues. What would you do?
R: 4 / I: 0
zoot why are you advertising a xittercel attention whore's shitty video?
advertise literally anything else.
R: 1 / I: 0
pass me the ciggy nigga
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is this canon though?
R: 24 / I: 9
new 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
zaryans. pleasegugu.. zaryansgugu please… zaryans…
R: 3 / I: 0
mymy when she sees 699 dead nigger babies nailed to the empire state building
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choosing maya over coco and mymy is similar to choosing deen over dunya
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>liking ongezellig even doe you hate foids
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H-hey Zaryan…
W-would ya join my pirate club?
That orange freak is really annoying
W-w-we can h-have fun together you know, sailing the seven seas together :)
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>Two lovers entwined pass me by
>And heaven knows I'm miserable now
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>Deleting my COB
>No fun ALLOWED
Cmon janjan, it was a funny small edit I had in my head when I heard the song. OCs are in fact brimstone and I wanted to tell the world that of zoiets.
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What's a nigger wiggle? Also I need a good guide to krita because I'm too dumb too read the manuals and juts bought a drawing tablet thing
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Holy beyond clitty leakage!
<ZPVA CLITTY SPACE
Reminder this guy leaked because of a fucking image not being taken down to his liking because it's "le goonercoal" but gladly hosts these videos on his channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIigRfxTCrs&ab_channel=ZPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9wlFLGUtw&ab_channel=ZPVA
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>foooooog u diggin int me u diggin int me….u unt diggin in ein nigggaaaaaaaaaa u unt diggin int- GO AHEAD, YAR!? HOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
R: 9 / I: 4
can one of you twittercacas give me the image where this is traced from thank you
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>pph 3
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BiBiSi

https://x.com/MrAleyonT/status/1926143200709722189
> HAPPENING!!!!!!
> NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!
> ZELLIG GAME DEMO DROPPED
R: 5 / I: 1
>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.
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>i cant ack
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Just remembered this site existed. One day there will be no more to discuss about your irrelevant tranime and your site will die out and be remembered by absolutely no one KEK!
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> zoot i'll give you a 5 dollar roblox gift card if you delete the zarty, trace the ip of everyone who ever accessed the site and send colombian death squads after them

probably a reddit cord server owner trying to bribe Zoot to delete the Zarty in exchange for 'cord nitro…this actually happened geg. Don't even have to try yet they embarrass themselves.
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Mymy's Onschatbare Offer
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Anyone else noticed an uptick in 'zellig posts on the sharty particularly /soy/? I remember a for while 'zellig was universally hated, but it seems to be more posted now
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>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
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I had made a similar post in /brabant/ a few days ago, but it wasn't zellig related, this is.

I was in school today and a muslim sand nigger was provoking me, for the 2nd time in a few days. You know WHY he heckled me? cuz of FVCKING DRAWINGS I MADE OF MAYA IN MY BOOK.

I told him to fuck off or im going to beat the shit out of him and that his circumsised dick looking ass would not understand my drawings either way. This scrawny ass muslim kid(5ft8) tried to grab me(5ft11) by the collar, he was unable to, said to my face "try me".

I mean…he should have known what was coming for him next. I kid you not, just before I raped the guy, I reassured myself in my mind that "this is for zellig, and pretend this guy was a cord trannie". Im not sure why I thought of this at that moment but it felt good.

How do I celebrate?
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couldn't find the mymy thread award
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she won
R: 1 / I: 0
>niggers
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can we try and get a GET on /soy/? it'd be funny i'm sure nothing terrible would happen after if we would succeed. they're pretty close about 700 or something posts away from the GET i think if i'm not wrong and if we could get Maya as the GET that'd be gemmy as fuck
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The Definitive Ongezellig Experience [Remastered]

Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included.
<Zoot mandated arrow
You can sift through and download all of the pics included in the Mega link here (Warning: They are fucking HVGE):
(LINK REMOVED DUE TO THERE STILL BEING BRIMSTONE)
Another warning: in the "Bonusgoodies" there's a folder for genuinely NSFW shit included, just wanted to give you a heads up on that.
'Cuck thread on where xe dropped it if you're curious: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141548189#p141633958
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Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
R: 17 / I: 1
Who's the most racist
R: 5 / I: 1
Please be nice and say good night sweet dreams
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zpva left
R: 13 / I: 1
What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands
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NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
Why have people been bumping so many ancient threads in the past few days? The newer threads aren't THAT coal.
R: 5 / I: 2
Mymy will not racemix
R: 9 / I: 2
new 'zoss
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/qa/ IS FVCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, /qa/ IS REOPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZEM IT THE FUCK UP AND RETVRN TO WHERE ZELLIG HAS ONCE PROSPERED!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
R: 5 / I: 0
just found maya's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@MayaLove666
R: 9 / I: 0
I have just liquified mymy
R: 15 / I: 1
Mayacels just ignore the fact she has autism, treats all the people around her terribly, likely has major BO issues and is probably 5'4 and either extremely skinny or overweight. Maya lost btw.
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how is zarty so gemmy bro 😭🙏
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Has anyone else been rotting in bed all day?
R: 0 / I: 0
this song makes me look like picrel.
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Maya is a nigger mutt gooner with no friends and so are you
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i didn't forget how you deleted the 1 year old thread with this image out of spite. yet you are not deleting that other thread seemingly because "it's been a year, who cares, it was a different time, its history blah blah blah"
well i ask you my dear, why did you delete the one with this image then? answer me
R: 2 / I: 1
>There is NO website called "zelligparty.soy". The zelty does NOT exist. Take your meds.
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Pray for the zaryans!

I would like to ask all christzaryans to please include praying for this site in their daily prayers. Ask God to make the zarty full of good, God-fearing men and pray for the gooners and degenerates to abandon their sinful ways and return to God. As for the zaryans who are on the right path, pray for them to stay on it. Amen.
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greetings fellow ongezellig enjoyers

i'm a newbie here, so i'm looking for anyone who'll teach and guide me on this website as i've mostly been using facebook, so this is unfamilliar to me. thanks. also, please give ongezellig arts
R: 5 / I: 2
'em from the shemmy
R: 2 / I: 0
(She's angry.)
R: 2 / I: 0
This happened.
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I really just like cleo (post some cleos jews)

>go to zarty
>look at all the Cleo threads if there even are any
>go to the booru
>Look at all 53 pictures of her
>go to zarty wiki
>re-read the Cleo wiki page (specifically the personality page)

And somehow all of it is never enough to satisfy my needs for Cleo. I just love her, she's cute in a way. If I was married to her I wouldn't mind. :D

uhh i like cleo a bit more than usual thats it <3
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/nofap/

ITT: Nofap advice & encouragement, hows it going for you?
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'P ON THE 'LOG
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Imagine being locked up in a psych ward and hearing "HOI MAYA" constantly echoing in your head without stopping
R: 13 / I: 1
God bless Trump
R: 8 / I: 4
https://x.com/st4rgaze_MZT/status/1923672169759863148
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/StarGazerMAYA
This tranny is BACK
'AM, 'STROY, 'ILL
You WILL gem it up
You WILL remind this tranny that HWNBAW
And you WILL be happy
R: 4 / I: 0
OHNONONONONONONO VERACUCKS WHAT IS THIS?????
R: 4 / I: 2
i've been having nightmares where mymy shoots me with her nerf gun.
R: 17 / I: 4
Post gems of the girls when the grow up. I need them desperately.
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mixing the gene pool is a good thing because… IT JUST IS OK?
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A white that was born in Africa is equal to a black that was born outside of Africa
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Zellig episode idea #1

Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.
Zelliged or sod?
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>Ongezellig Xitter immigrant
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Anyone else fed up with these 4cuck tier slapfighting threads about who the best girl is?
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what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
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>WAAAAAAAAAH IM SO LONELY ALL THE TIME OH WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO INVITE ME TO A FUN ACTIVITY TO BOND WITH ME? WEL I DONT WANNA GO CAUSE IM A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
R: 46 / I: 9

Doxerald but its Worth It.

zaryans, what is stopping us from doxxing this disgusting twitter account?

No doxxing. If you're gonna do this, do it somewhere else, not here.
R: 2 / I: 1
Imagine some redditor made the gemmiest slop than the current /zellig/
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uploading some images so i can download them on my computer don't mind me
R: 13 / I: 5
I look like her and sound like her
R: 11 / I: 2
coco for no fucking reason at all
R: 28 / I: 10

New toss

Ongezellig ASMR
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Why do artists tend to get the heights of the sisters wrong? Do they not even watch 'zellig? Even if you are watching it for the first time, and don't know their exact heights, it is easy to determine that coco is the tallest, maya is in the middle, and that mymy is by far the shortest. Yet they are often drawn at the same height. It seems to happen most with xitter artists btw.

Picrel isn't a good example but I don't have my 'older with me.
R: 54 / I: 15
>be studio massa
>don't advertice your show
>don't make any merch
>don't give a shit about international fans
>you don't get the money to continue the pilot and it's bankrupt
>blame the fans for larping about ongezellig as the reason for the pilot going bankrupt

absolute faggot
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>YOU HAVE TO LET ME BE A PEST IN YOUR GROUP MADE FOR TEENS OTHERWISE I'LL REPORT YOU TO DADDY ROCOCKS
https://boards.4chan.org/vm/thread/1751190#p1751624
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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up. It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.​
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oekaki thread

I've bought a screen less tablet. please tell me something to draw. (I'm trans btw)
R: 12 / I: 3
why does mymy have aids
R: 37 / I: 14
is xe right?
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'zellig has been canceled, billions MUST create nu OC's or something
R: 8 / I: 4
>maya you need to come out of your room and socialize
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Who's this Kiki or Kike or what ever the hell xher is called. Also, I need a big white man to treat me roughly.
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Review the Zarty (operation zellig)

ATTENTION ALL ZARYANS WE NEED TO GET MORE EYES ON ONGEZELLIG LETS SPAM THIS COMMENT SECTION DAILY

https://www.youtube.com/@kenforrest
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Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
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Zaryans will claim the 12M get next as a way to fully cement sharty/qa/'s revenge against /soy/trannies for opressing us for so long. Hitler willing.
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>mayagods wo-AAAACCKKKKKKK!
Part of a bigger project im working on, will show more later
R: 27 / I: 4
>is a real autist unlike Maya
>is a real white european unlike Coco
>has better personality than Mymy
>french girl
>loves pirates which is a better hobby than larping as VOC colonialist
>actually has breasts unlike mymy
Can any Zaryans tell me why they thirst over those inferior three sisters again?
R: 2 / I: 1
uh oh mayacels, WHATS THIS?
https://davemadson.fandom.com/wiki/Maya_Logan
R: 2 / I: 2
<when finally orang
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I'm so obsessed. Can some one larp as a zellig girl and talk with me?
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/zellig_on_da_log/

Mission:
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.

This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody

Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
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Mymy would want to get deployed to Afghanistan but by the time she's old enough to join Netherlands already withdrawed
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very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus
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weekend zellig gartic thread of zoiets

thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
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ITT: we guess the religions of the 'Zellig Characters

Coco - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Maya - Agnostic Calvinist Protestant Christian
Mymy - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Adam - (LARPer) Tengrism
Axel - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Bert - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Cato - Devout Sunni Muslim
Cleo - Agnostic Sunni Muslim
Henk - Agnostic Lutheran Protestant Christian
Ilse - Devout Ashkenazi Jew
Kiki - Agnostic Catholic Christian
Roos - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Tryn - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Wiel - Devout Catholic Christian
The rest are all reddit atheists and new-age-spiritualitytards (yfke)
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Made a little thingy
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i looked up coco schoppenboer on brave search to get a reference because i wanted to draw her and i instantly saw some stuff i didn't really want to se
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only women, pedophiles or autists have this level of obsession with drawn girls
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My Prayer

I pray to God that He may protect the good people of this board and that He will punish those who seek to spread their corruption. I pray that God will give strength to those who seek Your help, and that I pray that the corrupt when they attempt to find strength they only find weakness and a very slow and agonizing death, unless they turn back from their ways and seek you God. Amen.
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We live, we love, we seethe
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Cleo learns about Rwandan genocide

Would she support tutsis or hutus?
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I always wanted to remake that one video, and now I did
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Remember these gemerald (rating up to debate) 'fics?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61358905
The last one dropped recently
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65159419
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anyone have a picture of coco's shoes? i'm drawing something, i'll post it when it's done if enough people want me to.
R: 3 / I: 0
>Ongezellig if it was in Atlanta
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what do amerimutts mean when they say stuff like "first period, second period" in their schools? is it the number of the lesson or is it the recess or something else?
R: 9 / I: 0

zellig if Kuz knew english

this is what we could have had…
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Marge? What do you niggas see in this cartoon to make a whole website out of it? I dont get it.
R: 0 / I: 0
i made my mom a chocolate chip cookie pizza for mother's day, what did you do for mother's day?
R: 9 / I: 1
Nigga heil hitler…… i love maya so much…
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Happy Maya

Post anything featuring Maya being happy or smiling
R: 2 / I: 0
-
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>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
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the duel continues
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>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my gooning space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the puritans on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
R: 3 / I: 0
Zoot should buy the sharty
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What are you doing for his birthday zaryans?
R: 10 / I: 1
Aryan statvs: confirmed
They're really gemmy
R: 4 / I: 0
uh tf is up with the Kate's page on the wiki? =ZOOOOOOT THE FALSEFLAGGER JEET WAS KATE ALL ALONG=
R: 7 / I: 1
>Touch my first stroopwafel, i saw madness
>I see it, i want it, i got to have it
R: 3 / I: 1
>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles
R: 30 / I: 4
feed mymy stroopwafel until she puke then feed her more stroopwafel and then throw stroop wafel at her and then bury her in more stroopwafel
R: 7 / I: 0
redditcacas…
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OMGSISAAAAAA
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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
R: 1 / I: 0
ORANGE FUCKER
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hello everypony im buying a new computer soon, enjoy the soymy
R: 27 / I: 6
THE CIA IS HIDING THE DEELZ THREMBO, EVEN THE JANNIES DELETE INFO ABOUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY GLOWIES
R: 4 / I: 1
Implying that Koos is slavic and Adam is central asian such as mongolian/kazakh, would they get into a fight?
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't think it's correct to portray them having the same height
Here are their actual heights
Coco - 180 cm/5'9
Maya - 170 cm/5,6
Mymy - 162 cm/5'3
There a lot of factors to that, such as dutch consuming a lot of dairy + Due to Coco being from SA she is definetely tanned and tanning makes bones stronger
R: 6 / I: 1
I've noticed that offsiters, whether it be sharty, 'cord or xitter, seem to often refer to zarty as a "dead site" or something along the lines of "almost dead, on the brink of death, no one uses it" even though the activity on zarty is the same as it's always been. what causes them to think like this?
R: 27 / I: 8

According to my calculations

Character preference of zarty users has really changed since last year
54% Prefer Maya
26% Prefer Mymy
13% Prefer Coco
7% Prefer other characters
R: 8 / I: 2
<spiteposting
<out blacklunged
<DFC
<mymyabuse
<Okay, you know what;
<begging for water
<niggerwiggle
<zoyim
</barbant/
<rangereplace
<pet nigger
<reelcaca
R: 29 / I: 11
i have 63 images about maya already! i love her so much!
R: 34 / I: 16
Post Maya images
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I Made Coco Antisemitic

The title says it all.
R: 20 / I: 3

إسلام

>لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
R: 2 / I: 0
Nothing wrong with this image
R: 26 / I: 4
What did she do for this fate?
R: 14 / I: 2
Here's Foenkie as angryjak. What do you think?
R: 1 / I: 0
>using the zarty
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I know Zoot's real identity
R: 36 / I: 4
It seems to me that Tutu misunderstood Massak's words about Maya's father Ravi. He is not a Hindu. He is half a native Indian from Suriname, which is still controlled by the Netherlands and everyone there speaks Dutch.
R: 18 / I: 3
ridi pagliaccio
R: 10 / I: 3
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond…
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
R: 35 / I: 4
What would the Zellig characters be ideologically
R: 7 / I: 0

How

How did Mymy get to Netherlands? I can't fucking understand im retarded 88 iq negro
R: 10 / I: 1

It's Heccin' Maya Day!!!!!

Holy shit, it's Maya Day, holy shit, holy fuck, oh my God!!!
R: 61 / I: 20

School Newspaper

did anyone translate this before?
R: 6 / I: 0
I was looking through friendshipjaks on the Sharty's 'ru and I found 3 'ligs on one page. Is the Sharty healing?
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Mymy's striking similarity to this character from a 2013 show

Just found about this thing
Did Massa simply have a copyright issue for reusing a design and kept the reason secret?
R: 6 / I: 2

Confrontation with a Tranny

>GIVE ME YOUR VAGI-NA-NA!
<WHAT THE ZELLIG I JUST WANTED TO BUY THIGH HIGH SOCKS THAT WERE CLEARLY MADE FOR WOMEN! NOT PERVERTED OLD MEN
>How DARE YOU you sick transphobic terf! SECURITY SECURITY THERE IS A TRANSPHOBE HARMING ME AAHHHHHHH
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Just reposting art I made

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
R: 20 / I: 2
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
R: 18 / I: 4
ITT sends songs Maya would probably listen to
R: 10 / I: 1
>ripping mymy's nipples off just because shes japanese and you're mongolian so that you avenge the mongolians who died in the japanese-caused-storm centuries ago
R: 7 / I: 2
Mymy's eyes shot wide open, her mouth falling agape as she heard the dreaded word "België". She recoiled slightly, her nose wrinkling up in disgust.

"…BELGIË?" She spat out the word like it was poison on her tongue, her voice dripping with disdain and revulsion.

She leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms over her small chest as she eyed the Belgian student up and down with a critical gaze, her blue contacts glinting with a mixture of anger and contempt.

"Well… isn't that just fucking perfect," she muttered under her breath, before plastering a fake, forced smile on her face.

"And here I thought we were finally rid of the Belgian scum infesting our schools. Guess I was wrong," she said with a bitter laugh, shaking her head.

She turned away from the Belgian with a huff, her ginger bob swishing behind her as she faced the front of the class, her shoulders hunched in a clear sign of her displeasure at having to sit next to a Belgian.

Throughout the rest of the lesson, Mymy made no effort to hide her disdain for the Belgian, occasionally shooting them dirty looks or muttering under her breath about 'fucking Belgians'. It was clear that being seated next to a Belgian student from her hated neighboring country was the last thing the patriotic Dutch nationalist wanted.
R: 17 / I: 11

Markeb comic

Will move posting that xitter pencil 'mic from xitteralds thread to this one, as it seems its pretty stable project unlike other ones that get dropped after 2 pages.
R: 1 / I: 1
REMEMBER SOYTEENS!!!!!

Ongezellig is a Jewish psyop to control Aryan minds in depression, making a high quality show and never releasing more episodes for Aryans to get depressed so they never make the Aryan revolution of 2030, WAKE UP!
R: 29 / I: 10
>evendoe zelligparty.soy was an actual imageboard
R: 9 / I: 2
Margepill me who is terra cause im a nuzartycaca
R: 35 / I: 7

hi guys

hi guys I drew mymy guys I hope that you like it guys
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MAYA VVON

=TOTAL MAYA CARE!=
R: 7 / I: 2

WHO WINS THIS FIGHT?

ORANGE CUTIE
VS PURPLE BITCH
R: 11 / I: 5
If Maya was genderbent would he(she) be called Aztec?
R: 9 / I: 2
My jeet father beat the living FUCK out of me part 2.
<reddit space
This is a continuation of my thrilling ass whooping through the hands of my father few months after he discovered the contents of soyzellig on my computer. I made a thread about that too.
<reddit space
I was busy scrolling through zarty as usual even though my dad forbade me to scroll on here. I'll cut to the chase. He absolutely demolished and twisted my nips after finding out I was browsing on here again. He stripped me naked like a kike in a concentration camp and I had to scramble to quickly hide my Maya goon collection printouts in my ass so my dad doesn't finds it. He still beat me with a leather belt and shoes mutilating and disfiguring parts of my body. Im mindbroken. I think I clenched my butt too hard which made me swallow those maya goon pics up my hole. Well atleast that is safe. I have been abused and destroyed absolutely crumbling my thoughts on my sexuality and now I identify as non-binary. Maya will cuddle with me irl and give me affirmations for my speedy recovery.
R: 4 / I: 1
How would maya feel if she was shot by a obese dravidian pajeet troon from belgium
R: 4 / I: 2
new 'eel
R: 11 / I: 5
my exams are fucking over and coal content will resume NIGGERS…(i need ideas). Jeet this side btw.
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Interesting message from Maya's VA

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.
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it's literally impossible to enter the sharty with tor or a vpn right now. you can't even lurk it doesn't even let you in the site. how did it get this bad?
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Darkerst coal ever extracted from the deepest depths of niggerhell
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Cleo is having a gang war with moroccan mafia, only in Drenthe💀💀💀💀💀
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xitter brimstone detected

RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!
R: 6 / I: 0
Where do Maya's imaginary friends come from?
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Guessing ethnicities of 'lig cast

so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE
R: 1 / I: 0
New 4/20 toss
R: 18 / I: 7
>one batch of nazi cookies, white supremacist flavour please
<what Nazi cookies
>oh the zarties of course
R: 35 / I: 10
Which artstyle do we like more?
R: 5 / I: 0
>the maiden
<the mother
^the crone
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>Alright nigga be honest with me now tell me the truth my nigga

>Have you ever been fucked this good?


<NO KING


>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED THIS GOOD


<NO KING


>ARE YOU SERIOUS MY NIGGA?


<
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Zarties are in, stroopwaffels are out
R: 6 / I: 2
What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died
R: 7 / I: 5
>I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA
R: 6 / I: 2
Would Mymy get laser surgery to make her eyes blue?
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>>>cross imageboard zellig dueling
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What if Coco but nut, Coconut?
R: 10 / I: 0
>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese
R: 6 / I: 0
Are Mymy and Maya lactose tolerant?
R: 23 / I: 5
i want to see what the stars look like, let me out of this hell
R: 6 / I: 3
>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars
R: 7 / I: 1
The mad lad actually did it…
R: 4 / I: 1
>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:
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Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL
R: 4 / I: 1
Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry
R: 1 / I: 0
Ilse looks too much like Anne Frank
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How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life?
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>choclate thing thinf cocoao powder of the sugar sugara choclate bar cococao
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These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
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>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
R: 40 / I: 16
I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
R: 63 / I: 20

wordswordswords a nothingstroopwaffel

why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.

Mayagods am i the only one like this?
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ching chong chingy ching chong chong
R: 2 / I: 2
missed coco
R: 16 / I: 5
cocoCOONS strike again…
R: 1 / I: 0

pure kino

those who know
R: 2 / I: 0
4/20 has passed but whatever, i require someone to make a drawing where Cleo buys weed from Yfke
R: 17 / I: 1
goth mymy
R: 26 / I: 4
why has no one ever tried to create a sharty /qa/ splinter? im guessing it's becuase sharty /qa/ in it's heyday was just a few users and we're all split between multiple splinters now
R: 17 / I: 5
fuck foenkie and all the discordniggers massadoniecucks that lurk the zarty 24/7 to look out for their 'cord friends and """protect""" them, you fucking APPEAR """""coincidentally""""" whenever anything happens. i guess i know where the occasional coalposting comes from now
R: 6 / I: 3
THEY ARE FUSING STOP THE TEST ABORT ABORT
R: 9 / I: 1
Nufag here, WTF is a nigglerwiggle
R: 8 / I: 1
If maya ever gives birth the child will be an absolute mutt shitskin and would look something like that
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>TFW Mymy and Maya cannot be spared from the upcoming Ethnic Cleansing
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why couldn't massa or whoever composed the music have made this song louder?
R: 5 / I: 0

If maya used omegle:

>Heilige shit, wat is dat nou weer? Zien Amerikanen er echt zo slecht uit?
<kill yourself obsessed dyke
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site
R: 2 / I: 1
>THE HACK WAS NOT A FALSEFLAG TO SHUT DOWN THE SHARTY SINCE THEY KNEW FROOT WOULD BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT
>FROOT IS NOT COLLABORATING WITH HIRO FOR OPERATION CLEAN STABLE
>TAKE.YOUR.MEDS.
R: 14 / I: 3

NEVER FORGET

NEVER FORGET THE DOLLIST GENOCIDE OF ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY
NEVER AGAIN WILL 1.5 MILLION ZARYAN CHILDREN BE TURNED INTO COAL AND SPROKE
R: 6 / I: 4
New 'eel
R: 13 / I: 1

what would happen if mymy started a thing against Belgians

make a story in the replies lol
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Oh my fucking God! What the faggot did to her!
R: 10 / I: 0

wtf am i doing with my life

> goon for 4 hours
> build magic deck at 2 am
ts sum bs maya would do why am i doing this with my life.
R: 5 / I: 6
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SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
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Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 41 / I: 14
is it just me or the way some of the cast are drawn is mildly pony inspired. From the side profiles atleast. especially considering massa was a big clopper
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Why aren't you chuddies taking advantage of the great 'cuck drought and not shilling soyzellig to rapefugees?
R: 5 / I: 2

RusGOD

Evrasian get
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unknown author
R: 3 / I: 0
bifbibi ascici cicic si bi site
R: 1 / I: 0
Got kush all in my lungs
Get high like Cheech and Chong
R: 18 / I: 1
When was the last time (You) watched Zellig? You should be watching Zellig daily. Be in a constant state of 'ligging at all times. You VVILL watch it right now!!!
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How do we contain this and keep our community safe zaryans?
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new toss
R: 3 / I: 0
Can someone make a zellig screamer
R: 6 / I: 0
learning luau right now
R: 9 / I: 1
i wanna cosplay as mymy someday
but the 190cm is not gonna help doebeit
R: 3 / I: 0
gugus when they hear mama say "doctor" "appointment" and "vaccine" while talking on the phone in the other room
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oy vey

hey there zaryans! i wanted to kindly request that (YOU) send me all material there is about the layout of the 'zellig rooms and everything like the fucking uh idk how to explain and it sounds a bit weird but i promise it's for a good reason and if i won't be a lazy little fuck there might something come out of this but who knows, people send all material that could shows designs/rooms from the show, and just sets in general all we know, for example maya's room coco's and so on, classroom everything you have that can help layout shit or whatever is good, i may not tell what this is for just yet but i promise it'll be worth it as long as i'll actually go through with muh plan please help out.

tldr; send me images/anything that shows blank/easy to view rooms and plans of the sets from 'zellig like rooms and buildings and anything in between need it for a project that i can not talk about yet because i have no clue if anything is going to ever happen, please help out.
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LGBTQ+ Inclusion

Hello, one of the admins here.

We've been discussing in our Discord and came to the conclusion that we should be a lot more welcoming to minorities (gays, transgenders, queers, black, etc.) of any new fan of zellig that comes here.
So from now on, any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry is NOT tolerated and will result in a ban with no form of appeal. Please inquire any messages you have about our new inclusion policies ITT. Thank you.
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i have a picture of mymy taped to my wall and i regularly put my cigarettes out on her forehead
R: 4 / I: 0
Who has the drawing of mymy in boy mode?
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Someone give me a picture of foenkie unedited o algo
R: 21 / I: 11
>He has risen
erm… marge?
R: 7 / I: 2
I shouldn't have put the Easter egg in the fridge. I almost broke my teeth.
R: 62 / I: 15
What is the average age for this site's users
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were oldGODS in the wrong for making 'tosses like this?
R: 22 / I: 4
I've lost interest in 'Zellig for the past few months and I want to get back into it again, so please use every glowie tactic to train my mind into being obsessed again.

Also, Happy Easter! He has risen!
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My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood
R: 3 / I: 1
die
R: 53 / I: 14
Quite possibly the rarest 'assa artpieces never-before-seen until now.
R: 23 / I: 3

Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!
R: 7 / I: 1
What would be the favorite club of each of the sisters?
R: 3 / I: 0
agaboibibi sis ibp ibi site
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Post about Lost Media by Ongezellig. Official or fan-made. For example, Mymy's dialogue at the end of deel 3, which Massa never published (only Kiki's dialogue).
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>Hello, one of the admins here.
>
>We've been discussing in our Discord and came to the conclusion that we should be a lot more welcoming to minorities (gays, transgenders, queers, black, etc.) of any new fan of zellig that comes here.
>So from now on, any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry is NOT tolerated and will result in a ban with no form of appeal. Please inquire any messages you have about our new inclusion policies ITT. Thank you.
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whats a zaryans favorite minecraft version? (peep my zemmy build)
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'tistic is back
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Would their relationship work?
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>sulfur
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ban God for being openly homophobic, transphobic, racist and a bigot
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>Hello I am an obsessed faggot and I NEED to find my sister cause uhhhh I just do okay!?
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NPO 1 News: 20-year-old girl with orange hair arrested in The Hague for tear gas attack on Dutch parliament.
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ME IS A TWANS BABY GIWL! TWANS WITES ARE HUWAN WITES! ME WESPECT TWANS PEOPLE! ME WOVE BEING CUTE TWANS BABA ME WOBE SUCK MA BINKY, ME WOVE EAT SOOPWAFEL WITH SISTER, ME WOVE HAVE TWANS FLAG HAIR IN MA TWANS FLAG CWIB WITH MA TWANS FWAG CWOTHES AND TWANS FLAG BINKY. IF YU NO WESPECT TWANS FOLKS PWEFERD PWONOUNS YU ARE ENEMY OF GOOG ME WOBE ALL TWANS PEOPLE
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What would you do while working on Ongezellig?

Since today is the 1 year anniversary of Update 130, I want to hear what you Zaryans would've done if you were in Studio Massas shoes during the production of Ongezellig.
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is it just me or are there more tranaryans who browse the zarty?
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What was she trying to do, make fun of the Jews?
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A. FBBKBKBBB..B..BQ QQ494*($%&*%*%*%*%
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Drew ‘atsune Miku
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>Maya if she was actually from indonesia
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why does maya's bed creak at night?
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>cocooooooooooooooooooo looooooook duuuuuuuuude im fuhkkennnnnn hiiiiiiiiiiiigh dooooooooood fuhhkkennnnnn im off my rocker doooooooooooooood check it outtttttttttt im fuhkkennnnn hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhh
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is anyone else just sick to death of seeing mymy's stupid fucking face with her retarded, cheap blue contacts and that obnoxious eyesore for a head of hair? god, i just want to shave her bald, i have so much vitriol for that little shit.
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flush niggers down the largest toilet in the world
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'zellig ought to be a 4chan thing too
4CHAN 4EVER
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Why does Maya look so gypsy?
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Jannycord Leaks

Hello
I was jannycord leaker
I tried getting more from cord but mods were obsessed
And they kicked me out before I could properly archive everything
Good thing they forgot to remove my janny so here was all I could recover
Have fun (:
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le hecking fan fiction

Hello, I am in the process of writing a possibly 4 episode long fan fiction where Mymy meets with her biological sister. I am currently looking for suggestions on how to end said fan fiction. Do any Zaryans have suggestions? (no nsfw please)
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<I NEED THIS
<I know others that need it too
<the soyjak download link is dead
<someone just post the font files or something
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oldgems

OH MY ! this is the mandela effect or something
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Begging to be taught by drawGODS ITT

why am i so fucking terrible at drawing and frankly everything in life, is it my retardation? probably. but still, i just can't shit out anything good besides coal I CAN'T DRAW! and that's why i wanted to kindly beg you drawGODS to teach me, please, just teach me from like THE basics i don't know shit i don't know how any of it works i'm terrible but i wanna learn that's the first step right? please don't let me down people pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Poor Maya, she can't get on 4chan anymore. Don't worry about Mymy, she moved away from /pol/ a long time ago.
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What would he look like without glasses?
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Is he right?
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'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249
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Xhey pulled the plug
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Well guess what niggers, soytroons nuked the 4chan so I'm using this shithole to showcase my zellig porn
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looking for a zem

Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have it
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oekaki request thread, ill oekaki zemmy ideas, im not oekakigod btw
>what a fucking belgian
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what would coco say about these clips?
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Another message from Leakage

Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.

P.S. If my English looks really choppy, it's because I used Google Translate. If anyone has a better translator, please let me know.
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opinions on mexiaryans?
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>OH MY SINTERKLASS I JUST LOVE COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO MY CAPTAIN KOEK BODY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT
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new toss
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zelligs i did on spray paint
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Anti -

I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope

Talkie fan here:

Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:


1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.

2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.

3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.

4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.

5. The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.

6. The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).

7. Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.

8. Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.

9. Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.

10. Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.

11. Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.

12. Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.

13. You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.

14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc

Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.

Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.

SoyQuote me if you agree.
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Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists.
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bisisibi bib site
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I drew Mymy with a Chudjak necklace
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Do you think they put down the family cat because of Coco?
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Zaryans, do you ever dream about killing women? which one of the zellig sisters do you think would the the most fun to murder? beating Maya to death would be thrilling, just punch her until you bash her skull in. she's like a walking punching bag. but my favorite is Mymy. there are so many things you can do to her. i want to rip her tongue out and wrap my hands tightly around her neck to listen to her gurgles. just yank a handful of her hair right off her scalp and sniff it
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What movie do you think they watched?
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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I-is that… A MALE ZWART!?!?!?

OH NEEEEE!!!!!
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There were already warning signs, and her parents never worried. Anime destroys lives.
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Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.
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Hello lads. Have a good day and remember Jesus loves you. Godbless zelligbros!
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What was Zoey even reading?
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>no achievements since age 6
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>Hey Mymy, can you fuck off for two and a half hours, there's a goonsesh starting in #tentancles_general and I don't want to miss any good moments
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does anyone have this outside shot without all the characters? i know something like it exists as i used to have it in my 'zellig folder. might've been from a massadonie export iirc
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what would maya do i gave her godlike power?
would and should she abuse it?
would she take revenge on her sisters for making her so ongezellig?
would she do something else…?
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I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
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'zellig WON

Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.

'zellig WON.
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Could she spare her sisters' lives during the shooting or wouldn't she care at all?
R: 4 / I: 0
im racist
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Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.

This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.

Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.
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Yfke wanted to be Maya's friend but Maya, being the SLF she is, was too busy being jelous at Coco o algo
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If Mymy can hear her from that distance, imagine what Coco has to go through every night.
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>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar…
<*kisses her and makes out with her* maya… you're beautiful…
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the soyzellig iceberg

submit ideas for soyzellig iceberg in this thread
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>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm
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boogu

starting a comic series for this goog, here is page 1
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>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company
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HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE
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Subject? that's funny silly even

ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not

Hello my fellow zaryans

kinda weird to say that… not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like… well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will


this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do


Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
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I always fuck it up no matter what

Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).

My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.

Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.
R: 7 / I: 0
>maya is literally me
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zellig desktop dancer

i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.
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>I wonder what she's reading
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Happy Founders Day/Gelukkige Stigtingsdag!

6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia)
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Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?
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Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg
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old but gold pebblethrow
R: 3 / I: 1
MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!
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Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off… In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all
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>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw
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if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?
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There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.
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Anyone else in a situation like this?

I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.
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>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf
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Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?
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https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW
R: 27 / I: 6
zelligfanx here

i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again
>yes

by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
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New glistening 'udgunner
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You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though
R: 18 / I: 4
Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09
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edited the girls official portraits
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the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
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How does it feel zelligcucks?

That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode?
R: 11 / I: 1
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.
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Mymybros…
R: 16 / I: 1
i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED…
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.
R: 11 / I: 3
>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again
R: 5 / I: 2
Nice website you got here xisters.
R: 277 / I: 103
OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 16 / I: 7

Minecraft Server for the Soysphere

+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+
<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
+=——————————————————————=+
+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+
R: 3 / I: 2
<<I think. I miss, Kate?.
R: 96 / I: 27
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed

Many such cases
R: 22 / I: 5
Kiss the boer, the farmer
R: 13 / I: 2
I colored this in! WIP
R: 37 / I: 19
history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"… can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today… now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december… christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me… if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate
R: 10 / I: 3
zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
R: 21 / I: 7
how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle
R: 1 / I: 0
The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.
R: 17 / I: 2
im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about.
R: 52 / I: 20

Art/edit request bread

I'm at the lowest of low in terms of mental health (snca) so I thought I'd make this thread for requests to get a purpose, i may or may not do them depending if its funny, i can also do edits
R: 2 / I: 1
Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses
R: 8 / I: 0
My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw)
R: 121 / I: 72

Request Roulette

Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.
So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:
1) The request must be about ongezellig in some way
2) You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
3) Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
4) Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)
R: 13 / I: 18
Another 'editor drew a Zellig comic
R: 5 / I: 2

Remember me?

It's me, the cob. I'll steal the 77777th GET this time.
I always come back
R: 24 / I: 4
Went undercover in a zellig server these are the highlights

This is what zigger thinks of us geg
R: 15 / I: 7
why do massadonie and mainstrean zellig fags say this website killed the show? context.
R: 23 / I: 6
Do you think if we zellig fans restrained ourselves and kept our activity as covert as possible, would've massa kept on making deels?
R: 2 / I: 0
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1012789309/
How have we not discovered this gem?
R: 3 / I: 1
>ongezelling mfs when they see a dutch person
R: 19 / I: 4

zellig.fandom.com

Since when the fuck was this made?
https://zellig.fandom.com/wiki/Coco
R: 21 / I: 11
Who wants to colour this in
R: 12 / I: 4
why do aguguCHADS piss off shartycucks so much?
R: 39 / I: 13
mlem kitty
R: 2 / I: 0
zootbob please save us
R: 4 / I: 0
Babe wake up, new Ruskie dub just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjJmHiLSYo
R: 3 / I: 0
Game on the 'log
R: 19 / I: 2
It's a shame there aren't enough communities like ongezellig full of passionate tranny-hating autists.
R: 9 / I: 2

landstorm nederland mymy

hi its me again with another drawing, might make more, if you have any ideas on what xister and what theyre doing id love to know!
R: 3 / I: 0
test
R: 42 / I: 5

PARTICIPATE IN ZEMMY RAID

Basically, there is a project called "The Inked Link". A woman has a qr code tattoo on her arm which redirects to a site chosen by popular vote
Vote is held every day

WHO DO WE VOTE FOR?

Even zoe there is a link to deel 1 + 2 on the third place, there is a link to some twitch account that has a link to a whole PLAYLIST of 'zellig, and it has 200+ more votes than link to deel 1 + 2, SO VOTE FOR THAT TWITCH ACCOUNT!

WHAT TO DO?

Voting is tied to your IP address and browser cookies. You WILL use DuckDuckGo/Firefox browser (available both on PC and phone). Follow this guide on how to vote infinitely.
1. Connect device to your cellular hotspot. If you're on your phone, use mobile data.
2. Vote for the TWITCH link.
3. Turn your hotspot off (this will reset your IP when you turn it back on). If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode on.
5. Hit the "clear tabs and data" button in the top right corner of Firefox/DuckDuckGo (this will clear your cookies). If you're on your phone, this button should be next to the address bar.
3. Turn your hotspot back on. If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode off.
4. Cause seethe
5. Rinse and repeat
VOTE HERE:
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
R: 2 / I: 1
GIWTWM…
R: 17 / I: 6
Completed the schoolocaust in under 2:50
zem?
R: 7 / I: 3

A new 'ttern...

…for memes or something
R: 44 / I: 13
>agugu es zarty culure o algo asi
Kill agugutrannies. Behead agugutrannies. Roundhouse kick an agugunigger into the concrete. Slam dunk an agugu plushie into the trashcan. Crucify filthy age regressors. Defecate in an aguguniggers food. Launch agugupedos into the sun. Stir fry aguguchinks in a wok. Toss aguguniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an agugutroons gas tank. Judo throw agugupedos into a wood chipper. Twist agugukike heads off. Report aguguniggers to the IRS. Karate chop agugufags in half. Curb stomp pregnant agugupooners. Trap aguguspics in quicksand. Crush aguguniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy agugutrannies in a vat of acid. Eat agugufags. Dissect agugufags. Exterminate agugupedos in the gas chamber. Stomp agugutranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aguguchinks in the oven. Lobotomize agugutrannies. Mandatory abortions for agugufags. Grind agugu plushies in the garbage disposal. Drown agugutrannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize agugukikes with a ray gun. Kick old agugutroons down the stairs. Feed aguguniggers to alligators. Slice agugufags with a katana.
R: 4 / I: 0
Anotha ruzzian art
R: 8 / I: 5
'toss
>
R: 8 / I: 3
Oi, Zaryan skinheads arise!
R: 11 / I: 2
This infographic is basically why I decided to stay on here rather than stay on the shitty.
R: 15 / I: 3
are zaryans extinct??
R: 40 / I: 8
my honest take:
Mymy carries this show and being the face of it while Maya, which supposed to be the main character, doesnt receive as much attention as Mymy does even if the entire show is focused on Maya.
R: 8 / I: 0
Agugu sphere won!
R: 14 / I: 2

SOYSPHERE MINECRAFT SERVER

>CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER
<
IP: MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
Dynmap: http://185.155.220.111:8123
(You need to do /webregister in-game to see o algo)
>No mods required
>1.16.5
>Cracked
<
>On an earth map
<
>Create towns, wage wars, start your empire, perform your fantasy larp TODAY!!
<
>Auctionhouse
<
>Many plugins like guns, economy, tpa, homeset etc…
<
>Vanilla
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FAQ
>Is it active?
More than soycraft
>Is it ran by soyjak party or soysphere sites?
no
>Is there a wiki page?
MORE INFO AT: https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyworld
R: 36 / I: 12

101 Ways Massa Could've Made More Money+Exposure With Zellig (or any project of his)

>Making 'tok/YTShorts
>Making merchandise (technically he has with the petjeaf artpieces, but clearly not far enough and still no way to buy things like Tshirts, posters or Mymy Dolls)
>Open up literally every possible avenue for accepting cash (Patreon, Gumroad, Ko-Fi, etc.)
>^This also includes opening up Channel memberships on his already, relatively large YouTube channel for people to give him cash directly.
>Shill on multiple Social sites with official accounts ("b-b-b-but muh social media iz canc-ACK" says the faggot who says he "doesn't read comments" about what people think of zellig. If you didn't care then there's no reason not to shill as hard as you could.)
>Opening up a Crypto wallet for his more schizo viewers
>Occasional livestream of him working/gaming getting free Donos
>Find a way of accepting sponsorships to insert into your animations if you truly are about that grind and don't give a fuck what others would say about it.
>Do some undercover guerrilla marketing making memes/"funny moments compilations" of his animations (not unlike what Zaryans and normie zelligfans do already but probably make them less chuddy for general audiences)
>Rub shoulders with larger creators (this could be anyone (you) think would fit best to be with in order to obtain the best growth and viewer retention for his work)
>Get into Game Development ('assa's artstyle is certainly unique and I really think there is a market for his "look" to fit in and stand out in the sea of Indie games. Whether that be a Visual Novel or something more ambitious, people would probably give it a fair shake since it looks good. I mean making games certainly pays more than making cartoons for the most part.
That's all I have for now, post other bag opportunities he's missing out on.
R: 9 / I: 2

Running in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU
R: 3 / I: 1
>Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if Fagnkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
>Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
>No fucking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
>Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
>TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.
R: 6 / I: 1
In an epic showdown of Skibidi Toilet vs. Ongezellig, Mymy takes center stage, wielding her unmatched sigma charisma. With a captivating presence, she effortlessly dismantles the toilet-headed foes.

Meanwhile, the camera guy steps in to confront them, but Maya unleashes her signature femcel scent, causing him to glitch out like a faulty video game. Sensing the moment, Vera primes for the finishing move, swinging her beer bottle and delivering a stunning blow right to his head.

Cleo catches sight of the scientist reveling in his own world. Without missing a beat, she rallies her crew—aptly dubbed the Suicide Squad—and springs into action, overwhelming him with their sheer energy (aka they jump him like the crips).

As chaos unfolds, the rest of the class finds themselves in disarray—caught up in the madness of the unforgettable clash. It’s a wild ride, and the stakes couldn’t be higher!
R: 59 / I: 10

Race mixing

Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).
<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.
R: 31 / I: 9
>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens

>Zarty gets spammed

>Spam continues for a week, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 agugu edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on the ZelligBooru, the board gets locked 15 times, site goes down for the day, site goes back up with the jannies manually moving threads, deleting posts, leaking your post history and enabling IDs to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 200 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is organic and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Twitter makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are evil fucking zarty chuds, he gets doxed after 5 posts in a /raid/ thread, he gets exposed of having an inactive Discord account, Zaryans declare in unison that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" the original spammers are based zaryans, thread with a mymy serious hat + fact sign gets posted on /q/, asking Zoot to move every "cord thread" to /qa/, he fucking does, the wiki gets spammed again, fourth faction joins in and pedofalseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, every Zaryan spams the /q/ thread again asking Zoot to get rid of the demoralizers, nothing becomes of that, 7 year old zellig variant gets accused of being pedophilic because faction 4 posted it, the Ongezellig Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of unsourced completely made up garbage about how the variant was always pedostone discord brimstone, no one believes it but the rest of the Soysphere and the variant gets banned everywhere else, Ongezellig gets registered as an alt-right dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 300 replies about how the factions came from Reddit gets created, they decide to raid the Twitter #ongezellig tag instead, site breaks for a hour, thread on /qa/ finding "extreme evidence" of all of the factions being pedophiles gets posted, it also contains previously notorious Zaryans, everyone clutches their pearls and then forgets about it, the Zooru gets now spammed with 5 TBs of CP, Zute intervenes, leaks the IPs of every zooru poster and says he has already cleared the spam, the faction which spammed the booru now gets connected to faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following), which is now considered bad and "Reelcacas behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method instead, one Xitter namefag who browsed the site once shoots up a school which is considered a "MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the blackest vantablack nigger you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Ongezellig Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes iceberg about the community with 100k views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to the Zarty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, r/zellig posts about the incomprehensible ongezellig website, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Skirmish of 1-2-34ZFADADWPTSDTZ Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it, only to get completely removed the next day
R: 59 / I: 51
zoleg
R: 8 / I: 6
>Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 2 / I: 2
You're too late to set the captcha janny.
R: 2 / I: 2
Man i'm tired
R: 3 / I: 1
nigger
R: 0 / I: 0
'ZELLIG COALLY THOUGH
COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THOUGH
GOT THE 'JAKKY THOUGH
JANNY IS A TRANNY THOUGH
R: 3 / I: 1
>Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 0 / I: 0
which 'cord forced 'zelig?
R: 2 / I: 2
i came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes then you'll see the size of the flames.
dwelling on the past, it's burning up my brain.
everyone that burns has to learn from the pain.
R: 14 / I: 0

coco cosplay from xitter

coco cosplay from xitter
R: 8 / I: 2
>To be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle.
<I'M A GOOD NOODLE I'M A GOOD NOODLE
>You'll get this star back, when you've earned it.
<NOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 26 / I: 9
guys i have a theory
R: 9 / I: 6

Massa privated this video from one of his channels

I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FZfopHF67JE
R: 4 / I: 2
'arty is down so i came here to check in on zelligsissies. how are you doing?
R: 24 / I: 8
Today is the first anniversary of the Update 130
R: 12 / I: 5
>zelligsters get their own ib
>log gets instantly deorangified
>frogcels get their own ib
>log does not get degreenified at all
ZIU NOW CHUDDIES
OIU
MymyIU
R: 11 / I: 3
<she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
>she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
R: 39 / I: 11
wake up babe, new zellig boogeyman dropped
R: 16 / I: 6

/ziki/ thread

Do you want to add, edit, or delete a page because you don't like it? Then welcome here!
Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.
R: 6 / I: 1
ONGEZELLIG UNOFFICIALLY CONTINUED DEEL 1 JUST DROPPED HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIeYU4b8FQ
R: 16 / I: 9
this might be the last shitsphere splinter to actually survive and be active. you have my respect zellig posters.
R: 10 / I: 3
I've heard my sister once speak of this "funny number"! Haha!
R: 6 / I: 1
Where do you swipe?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya Watches Her Second Favorite Show(Second To Tentacle Hentai)
R: 7 / I: 1
don't know how well known this is but this channel hosts a bunch of videos with the official zellig voice actors

https://www.youtube.com/@GelijkGestemdproducties
R: 8 / I: 1
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
R: 223 / I: 98
He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
R: 4 / I: 1
Obsessed much? (Redditor's 'cord)
R: 47 / I: 25
Microsoft released a new AI preview and it's pretty zemmy. You VVILL make AI slop of the 'ligs. https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat
Select Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental for the model in the preview section and select images and text for the output. Keep temperature low otherwise it makes uncanny jartytier OCs more often than not.
R: 12 / I: 3
New 'urry
R: 8 / I: 2

what's yours is ours actually

shalom my niggas, i hereby declare the zarty as the new sharty for banned sharty users, kind of like the first purpose of sharty was when people were getting banned on 4cuck ZWABAG
R: 15 / I: 4
I find it hard when women give me hints

The hints:
R: 18 / I: 6
itt we post coco coded (cocoded) characters
R: 2 / I: 0

Asocial, but in Dutch is still active

The subject says it all
(Note: the image on the left was taken on March 2nd)
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hoi
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>Maya is a mutt whose father bleached a cute and valid SEAcel
>Yfke is a Germanic mutt
>Cleo is probably half a mutt since she's from Curaçao (Netherlands's bleaching island)
>Mymy larping as white (dutch)
>Probably other characters if Massa wasn't a SLF
What did Massa mean by this?
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Wake up Zaryans, new cute and valid Maya cosplay has dropped from RedditAryanHeaven
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>Which site is the most dead nigger? Zarty or swinny?
<Both, but who cares? This doesn't fix the sharty itself!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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ZELLIGSISSIES WHATS THIS, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING WHITE CHILDREN DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE HECKIN' KEYED ARYANS OR SOMETHING.
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I HATE SHARTY BCUZ THEY BANNED ME FOR SAYING THE F WORD
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i want to believe what this is non canon
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I made an soyzellig theme song/rap

We are Ongezellig
Loyal and proud
We have our own rules
we don't go with the crowd,
Browsing down the zarty
all day and night
r/zellig
go away
you're in for a fright.

That's cus we don't give a damn
We say what we think
Like Maya and her films
this site tickles us pink
Born in the sharty,
and raised on the zarty
4cuck users need a shower
you guys really stink.

At the end of the day
we are the true 'zellig fans
Not even update 130
can break down all our plans

From Mymy
to Maya
and Coco and Vera

We are soyzellig.party
and we bring the terror.

*mic drop*
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Post Roos

The most underrated character
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ARG?

Is this supposed to be an ARG or some passion project of a Zaryan? Looks cool regardless albeit.

The Twitter:-
https://x.com/schoppenbot

The website in their bio:-
https://ongezellig.com/
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It's very thoroughly over
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on the log
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ITT we act like on a 'zellig /co/ thread
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>die, jap whore
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN' DUTCH JUST LIKE Y-ACK!
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new 'eel
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>showing porn in class
How come this bitch never gets flak for EPIing her entire classroom? Is being stupid an excuse to do that? Is it acceptable to fake being stupid to do that? And also the fact that she gets supported by her friends, shows that Coco is no better than a DSL waffleskinned obsessed boercaca
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new zellig videogame

zelligfanx here

I am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add

regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
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Time for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl

You WILL vote now ok?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
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finally got around to watching the deel 6 reanimated collab months after it was finished (i was sleepy ok?)
it's funny how the only worthwhile thing to come out of the 'zellig fandom was what supposedly killed it (snopes fact check this please)
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40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore

00:40 - Canon Illustrations
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
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Was going to post this in /oc/ but it's locked.
Mymy and Maya phone backgrounds, I'll make Coco and Vera later.
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Zoot closed le /oc/ board, but there's still threads with worthwhile discussion. Post links to them and I'll move it here.
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ONGEZELLIG THE MOVIE SET TO RELEASE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>obesity denial syndrome
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What the frack?
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>Maya is my favorite because her depression is very similar to mine and she gives off strong trans vibes
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Why the fuck do I love this show so much?

Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.

I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.

I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.

What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
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New zellig artist dropped on xitter
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Zaryans…………..
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For what purpose was /oc/ closed?
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Hi can you guys help me, thanks
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Been trying to draw a lot lately. My ADD is making it difficult for me to draw more thoughie. I would like some ideas from (You) if you have any, ideas I would like to draw in the foreseeable future. I do have a few commitments at the moment, but I can probably draw an idea or two on the side.

Many thanks, Zaryans.
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>ik vind maya heel gezellig
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Just look at the chat. This is so hilarious.
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drawfag thread

I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
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marge
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>yeah i'm a fan of maya how could you tell?
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Mymy Birthday

Happy birthday Mymy.
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Games/Software ideas

I've got a few projects that I will eventually work on, but before that, I was wondering if any zaryan had ideas for a small piece of 'lig related software/game?
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Happy birthday Mymy from ongezellig ❤️
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Gem i found on the 'tok
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got very bored lol
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Favourite scene?
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nu mymy cosplay from xitter
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<Hoi Kiki, you know who else likes mollusk love in ancient Japan?
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chat am i cooked
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>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her…
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did anyone find the secret in ongezellig hit?
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Don't pretend you don't like it.
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This was not a coincidence

From the analogous colour scheme they both share to the shape of Vera's hair resembling an Octopus. These were all a deliberate choices by studio massa. Question is why?
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happy birthday

happy birthday mymy (and me)
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'lig on Google Maps

our response?
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"Yeah im a fan of _"

>Coco

<Maya
^Mymy
Vera
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mymy form ongellegig birth day!!!!

Bitrhday mymy ongegzligg
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How to learn dutch?
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would
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HOLY SHIT
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What is it about Ongezellig that made the community what it is?
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"Unnamed Dutch High School"

I found the 'zellig school in real life, it's the Eerde International boarding school
https://eerde.com/
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Kill yourselves tranny faggots
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does anyone have screencaps of the previous @schoppenbot model profiles? i'm attempting an archival effort of everything
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'zellig in the wild

>whatifalthist meets coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtjHuPmsyYs
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Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
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ramadan mubarak!
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How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
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marge what is this from
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Maya's Dad

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
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can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
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Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image
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NSFW Ongezellig fanfictions, Need your opinion on this.

Uhh guys, isnt this a bad thing? I dont think i want people cooming to the zellig girls they are 16 after all, thus minors.
<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?
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>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
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>Fuck de Nazis!!!
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CONCEPTWERKEN

A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.
<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
or perhaps a different character for the octopus?
<nah lol
a different globe?
<it's an absolute requirement that it looks like it was drawn by studio massa and has Nederland at the centre, that is what you should look for
what should the text be?
<soyzellig.party Niets staat buiten onze omgeving because its more of a dslerald than niets ligt buiten ons bereik AND because the presence of more Os and Gs and a Z just makes it feel more dutch
but that's just my concept, what's yours?
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I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?
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xhey need cuddle
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Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log

https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQ
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ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe
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It is coming to an end

>Triple peeb
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Impending competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>No good posts since at least 12 hours
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
Welcome to nuzarty
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MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white
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EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.

ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.

YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.

EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.

THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!
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>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya
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What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?
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i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
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Canon
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Now i feel complete
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.
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Xitterald (?)

>Haven't watched this show yet but it looks adorable ngl
xittercacas finally knelt before us
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HOLY SHIT ITS MYMY
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What are you going to do about it, jews?
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built for image vectorization
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'Zellig spotted

We won, 'zellig won
5:28 https://youtu.be/u2gaASvGmDk
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Maybe, I would say “Salutations” or something like this, but I'm not that SalutationGOD.
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What phenotype would the zellig sisters be?
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Be honest

Do we really want Ongezellig to be continued? Or do we just like the idea of it being continued because we think that if it were to be continued, it's going to be how we expected it to be? Think about it. Massa doesn't like us. He denounced the Zarty. He refused to make a Patreon. He doesn't like having an International audience. And from the way I see it, had Ongezellig been continued, he would made it had certain woke qualities in it just to piss us off and filter us off of Ongezellig. So that, you know, it would be more easily marketable or carried by other studios.
What do you think?
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Tf is mymy doing in Tomoko

Bitch went to the wrong series
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What is the unjak'd version of terrajak?

The title/subject says it all.
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Rare Illustratie?

Was going through files and came across this one version of HikikoMymy on the left that's a bit brighter compared to the one released by Massa on the right.
>yeah it's cuz you edited it
I don't see why I would make a slightly brighter altercation of the original pic. Besides the colors seems to be tampered with as well so it's not just opening up 'Paint and boosting brightness a bit, some more deliberate edits were made it seems.
I don't remember where or how I got this pic, maybe a 4cuck thread from /co/on, but it's here now.
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Vera🤫🧏

am I the only one who’s like fuckin obsessed with Vera for some reason
I don’t know why
I just am
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zellig but in 60fps
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i can't stop having dreams and nightmares about ongezellig; my imagination keeps creating fake, non-existent episodes.
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What if I told you.

What if I told you that Update #130 was a hoax/social experiment (the reason for this is unclear to us) and that Unzellig was picked up by an animation studio (a big one, in fact). Sam, the team and the studio have worked long and hard on Unzellig for the remaining fans. (Dutch fans, at least. Sam despises you internationals). In order not to reveal what will happen in Ongezellig and in order not to reveal who I am, I will not say more, but I will leave it at this. Expect something to happen soon, very soon.
- Leakage

(Sorry if my English is poor, I used Google Translate, you know how that goes).
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i vill give mayar kruidnoten for valentine's day
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I think we should lynch Kapitein Koek he is a dirty nigger and Mymy loves ME, not him!
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my 'zellig got corrupted
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Are you afraid of nusoicacas doxxing you?
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Who would win in a fight?;
>All 3 Schoppenboer sisters
>evil dark lord foenkie
Dicuss zaryans
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Whiteboard Fox thread

Whiteboard Raiding thread specifically for the Zarty. Embed Zellig into every whiteboard you can find.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85753912-9459-4985
<
(https://wiki.soyjak.st/Whiteboard_raiding if you don't know how to raid)
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de-cordified a gif i found on the 'ru
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The sharty is full of retarded mouth breathers can I stay here
R: 6 / I: 4
does anyone have that AI voice clip of Maya and Tomoko playing fortnite
R: 18 / I: 4
should I kill my parents so I can become an orphan for an ongezellig reference?
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>3
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Which Sanrio character would each zellig girl autistically obsess over, and why is it Gudetama for Maya and Badtz-maru for Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 2
>dutch flag in the background
zartybros..
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coco inspired my wardrobe irl and now all my clothes are 50% brown 50% biege
R: 4 / I: 0
Had another dream about the fabled fan deel, i will force myself to make one if one dosen't come out by the end of this year.
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peeb abuse

Discuss various methods of abusing and torturing peebs ITT
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-Sleepy post-

Hey guys, I’m kinda sleepy n at work, can you guys share wholesome n cozy zellig posts to help a fellow Zaryan stay snug.
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>demonisch zwarte lul
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my favorite scene was when she said this:
>Well, here I am again. I tried my hardest, but in the end I guess I'm just… Ongezellig.
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Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 2 / I: 0
Can anyone tell me how tf do you made ai zellig voice
R: 4 / I: 1
1 year of this zarty cultural heritage
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=KAHCQjViI-utV417
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MI BOMBACLAAT
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>DUTCH ARE WIN BELIGIAN ARE LOSE IM NOT YAPANESE FUHHKKAH YOU ROUND EYE
Mymysissies really look like this AND say this!
R: 1 / I: 1
New Amsterdam will be liberated in your lifetime.
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New tranny dropped

Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpage
https://quinnipage.straw.page/
There's a script that lets you spam the images at
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/501886-strawpage-image-uploader (you need tampermonkey to run it)
Just get this faggot out of here, just like we did with the latinx tranny
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Where the fuck is everyone
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Zaryans, if there is anyone here who has access to Massadonië, please, can you search the chat history for a couple things, I really want to know what massadonie corders are saying about these:
1) Strange Hill High
2) Agugu
3) Zarty/soyzellig
4) Roos Terra
just search these terms and show us what is there, i'm dying to see what they talk about all day in their secret club
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today i played WarioWare D.I.Y.
R: 1 / I: 0
>The body was too short or empty.
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Mayapedos BTFO'd

>I KNEEL
>I SQUEAL
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

>I COPE

>I MOPE
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

>I SIN

>I NEVER WIN
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>I JOB

>I'M A SLOB
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG

>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG
>I AM, A MAYAFAG
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It isn't cool being racist it's was a sin
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And what are (You) doing on the kiked holiday of Valentine's Day?
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>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
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What would have happened if Massa had been more sinister and made Maya commit suicide in the deel 6?
R: 7 / I: 1
Happy Valentines day you lonely faggots. Post essential trucelcore to make the day go by easier.
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IM GONNA PUKE
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Maya, you are cringe

>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish porn
>Coco greets and talks to Maya
>It turns out Maya created makeshift tape and stop sign just to stay away from Coco. Her own sister.
>Coco kindly asks whether or not she wants to work the project (WITH HER) that could have just prevented all of her problems in the first place
>Bolts away from her like a nigger
>Mymy playfully talks with her and just having fun
>Disregards everything she said entirely and talks like a neurotic redditor
>Mentions her deranged incest tranime porn addiction
>Doesn't do the project despite having 2 SISTERS talking about it back to back
>Doesn't ask any of her sisters on what the project is even about or how to work on it
>Her actions led to Coco making a project based on
(Fast forward to when they are making the
new presentation)
>Coco and Mymy wants to work on their presentation together.
>Insists that she wants to do it on her own
>Wastes all her time and procrastinated like a retard while her sisters finished their presentations in time
>Goes back to her sisters with her tail between her legs
>Begs for their help after shoving them away
>Despite that, Mymy literally finishes her ENTIRE presentation on her own despite a small amount of time
>Mymy wants to start a small talk, and Maya can't answer any of it
>She could've just answered honestly about all of her problems to her 2 sisters that wants the best for her
>But instead she tries to get away from her sisters again. What is she even planning to do? She knows she can't do it on her own
>Maya asks why is it that her sisters wants to help her. And Coco gives her an honest answer. A reality check.
>Spergs out and blurts out about how Coco's parents were raped and killed by communist bantus
>Coco is obviously pissed off about this and crashes out
>Says a half-assed apology and runs away while Coco is holding back her tears and her emotions
>Maya runs to the toilet and suicide baits her own imaginary friends like a tranny
>Cusses out Coco on how she is much more successful than her (nigger mindset)
>She finally realized her predicament, runs out, and then Coco is the one that apologized
>Presents the presentation that was entirely made by Mymy
>Goes home and immediately starts gooning again
>Her sisters asks her if she wanted to play a board game with her and pushes them away AGAIN
I'd understand if you were to like her from a fictional character standpoint. But Maya is a terrible person. The reason why she doesn't have any friends is because of her own behavior.
R: 7 / I: 2
Do you think each one is Ongezellig in different ways?
R: 5 / I: 1
>japansterdam
R: 32 / I: 9

Pedophile freak

REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/SpiritofHHpast
THERE'S 'P BEWARE OF CLICKING WITHOUT BEING PREPARED FOR WHAT YOU'LL SEE
You'll need to report the general account for
Child safety>sexualition of minors
It's also an obvious alt account so 'xing might not be doable
R: 22 / I: 7
Listen, everyone. Why do we harbor animosity and hate towards minorities? They have done nothing to deserve such treatment. I challenge you to recall a negative encounter you've had with a Black person—most of you will likely say you've never had one, while a few may reference a trivial incident, like some black kid stole your crayon in kindergarten. Trans individuals, too, are generally peaceful and compassionate. Let’s focus on love and acceptance, setting aside harmful stereotypes. Instead of division, let's cultivate friendship and togetherness! Imagine gathering on a large couch to enjoy 'Ongezellig'—celebrating our differences while embracing our common humanity while eating stroppwafels! Thank you for hearing me out.
R: 4 / I: 1
mymy big ah forehead lul
R: 4 / I: 1
Can someone tell me any current events on the sharty
R: 8 / I: 1
she's perfect
R: 13 / I: 2
Ongezellig's third peak of popularity has come to an end.
Do you think this last peak was beneficial or harmful to the community?
R: 2 / I: 0
Soyzellig Party?
more like..
NothingEverHappensChan™
R: 5 / I: 1
>The Zarty has no cult-….
R: 9 / I: 2
Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
R: 8 / I: 5
never forget
Mayar from.selling
R: 64 / I: 19
'ore accurate mymy
R: 5 / I: 0
Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence
R: 19 / I: 4
Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
R: 4 / I: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFAmhvCqtg
eradicate this forced brimmy
R: 3 / I: 0
What if you go to the North Pole?
R: 78 / I: 18

Maya is the most huggable character of all time

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
R: 33 / I: 4
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
R: 36 / I: 6
Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
R: 16 / I: 4
>bvilt for bbc
R: 15 / I: 3
Favourite deel?
R: 10 / I: 2
>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
R: 26 / I: 7
What would their disabilities be?
R: 30 / I: 10
>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself…
R: 7 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
R: 11 / I: 3
Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!
R: 6 / I: 1
new ben garrison
R: 4 / I: 0
Bros?..
R: 4 / I: 0
maya would probably be le disgusted by us ngl
R: 13 / I: 2
>i like ongezellig and lolis wearing wehrmacht uniforms
R: 31 / I: 6
guy cheeser is gay and a pedophile
R: 11 / I: 1

Utterly soulless Mymy I made after drinking

my life feels empty
R: 15 / I: 4
how many actual niggers like ongezellig? arent there like 6 atleast?

kate
pedo loli guy
roos terra
foenkie
2 xitterfags i dont remember
kane drama fnfpedonigger guy

any more i should know of?
R: 23 / I: 8
Any Zaryans having issues while rewatching Ongezellig?
How do I get her off?
R: 2 / I: 0
lock in
R: 22 / I: 5
The eternal question, troon or woman?
R: 8 / I: 1
nvzeliggers can't solve this:
<
x=2
y=x³
z=(y+x)÷2
Ϫ=√(z+x²)+(y-z)+z÷10
R: 4 / I: 1

Genuine question

Why is almost half of the zellig fandom racist?
R: 19 / I: 3
Do you guys still use 4cuck?
R: 6 / I: 4
𒀂𒁀𒀭𒁍 𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆 𓀂𓅆𓋒𓍳
𐤀𐤁𐤂𐤃𐤄𐤅𐤆𐤇𐤈𐤉𐤐𐤑𐤒𐤓𐤔𐤕𐤖𐤗𐤘𐤙𐤊𐤋𐤌𐤍𐤎𐤏

𐀀𐀁𐀃𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆𐀇𐀈𐀉𐀊𐀋𐀍𐀎𐀏𐀐𐀑𐀒𐀓𐀔
𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃺𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈀𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍳𓎳
R: 0 / I: 0
>Deep down in Japsterdam close to the Old 'chans
>Way back up in the boards among the everblues
>There stood a log made of /co/al and ligs
>Where lived an orange girl named Mymy Schoppenboer
>Who never ever learned to trace or 'jak so well
>But she could be gemmy just like a-posting a cob
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>She used to carry her gun on her white back
>Go sit beneath the tree by the school track
>Oh, the pirate would see her sittin' in the shade
>Gemmin' with the arts that the /co/GODS made
>The 'jakkers passing by, they would stop and say
>"Oh my, but that little orange girl could be a gem"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>A Zaryan told her, "You will always be a gem,
>And you will be the leader of da big ol' kway
>Many 'teens comin' from boards around
>To watch you be gemmy when the 'log goes orange
>Maybe someday your name'll be stickied
>Sayin' 'MymyWABAG!'"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
R: 16 / I: 5

A year ago

An entire year on our own and we also managed to avoid the total implosion of the soysphere. I don't think it could have been possible if not for the dedicated Zaryans here present
R: 10 / I: 2
the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
R: 16 / I: 3
Ongezellig but now it is set in Rwanda 1994
R: 0 / I: 0
Hang spics or somethingugu
R: 50 / I: 11

my zellig oc

heloo. this is my zellig oc. her name is snail
R: 5 / I: 1

theory

What if the real villain is actually Mymy who wants to kill her sisters?
R: 5 / I: 0
>aguguGOD
R: 5 / I: 1
Trans rights are human rights
R: 0 / I: 0
jewmy
R: 1 / I: 0
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
R: 8 / I: 4
<Orange board
>You saw me posting alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>You knew just what I was 'jakking for
>You saw me writing a 'pasta for
>Someone I really could care for
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked to the board it turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will ever post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked the board had turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
R: 17 / I: 2
Someone has the thread of that guy that had a 5gb folder of zellig shit? Thanks
R: 4 / I: 1
The reason why Coco lost her parents but animated
R: 7 / I: 4
>niggers le bad even doe they kill niggers
R: 1 / I: 0
Rusty get
R: 61 / I: 27
GUYS THE PPH IS TOO FAST ITS ACCELERATING AT UNSTABLE SPEEDS ITS WAY TOO FASSTTT OH GODDDDDDDD
R: 10 / I: 2
Erm… what the skibidi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH04mEFS41o
R: 0 / I: 0
why so dead, shart niggers?
R: 27 / I: 9
new 'toss
R: 50 / I: 8

Linguistic analysis

How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?
R: 19 / I: 9
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 1 / I: 0
what was zarty's old favicon before coco? does anyone have it?
R: 5 / I: 1
Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros
R: 30 / I: 15

maya-mutt thread

Black (OR BROWN) qween thread

post brownoids itt
R: 6 / I: 1
orange website
R: 16 / I: 2

[OC Art of my Rens obsession]

I fucking love this goddamn fucking Dutch nerd. I love him so much it makes my eyes leak. I can't stop fucking adoring him. I love this dude.
R: 127 / I: 47

Why is Coco such an aryan beast?

It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.

Why did Massa decide this?
R: 338 / I: 11

ITT: We write a nigger rap song one word at a time

I might make a song out of it after like a few months depending on how long this'll go.
I'll start:
Bitch
R: 34 / I: 3

mike

>102 pph
HOLY SHIT, WE'RE REACHED TO THE STARRR
R: 6 / I: 1

[OC ART]

man…i guess maya IS the ongezellig in question…
R: 12 / I: 3
Anything happened to y'all since you become a zaryan?
R: 4 / I: 0
I have a bunch of cropped images of the girls and other characters, how do I train my own AI to make images of them and other characters in the zellig style?
>arrow
R: 8 / I: 2
Fuck it, racemixing thread.

I love maya
I love mymy
I love cleo
R: 5 / I: 0
thank them for making, adopting, and taking care of the trio

Thanks guys :)
R: 2 / I: 0
>keyboard spam post
>5 responses
R: 8 / I: 5
maya bros this your sisa?
R: 12 / I: 2
What kind of thread would Roos Terra post if he used this website?
R: 26 / I: 10
Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
R: 31 / I: 5

Why does no-one pronounce Ongezellig right?

It's dutch so the g needs to be ɣ. Onɣezelliɣ. Everyone says "ongazellig" with a hard g instead of a guttural. It makes you sound like a retard.
R: 1 / I: 0
evan won
R: 5 / I: 3
>What could you expect
>From a little selfish femcel?
>Her whole nature as a mixed-race…
>Is like a curse!
>She's what you get
>When races are diverse:
>Her trembling eyes tell she's a mad,
>She would be only good if she was dead,
>She's vermin, as I said,
>And even worse!
>She's arrogant,
>Arrogant!
>Barely even human!
>Arrogant, Arrogant!
>She's not my sister anymore!
>She's not like you and me,
>Which means Maya is the Evil,
>We must make her normal to the core!
>She's unsocial,
>Unsocial!
>Dirty swarthy devil!
>Now we gonna fix her once and for all!
R: 2 / I: 0
Hi zaryans! can somebody remove all the tranny shit from this? Because it's a really cute image. I want to print it and hang it on my wall because it motivates me.
R: 9 / I: 1
I bless you all with another Mayerald, I recently got a book for drawing better, so my artstyle may shift a little as I keep drawing.
R: 13 / I: 3

Confessions general

Hello my fellow Z aryans. I've been browsing soyzellig for a while now, but haven't seen any confession threads yet. Since everyone is anonymous here I decided to make one.

Post your confessions here.
R: 31 / I: 6
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 5 / I: 2
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-children-from-chemical-and-surgical-mutilation/
>TTD is now real
HOLY SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT, I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL, TTD FOREVER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!
R: 6 / I: 2

Coco when she sees a chud

This is for all you Cocochuds
R: 9 / I: 1

Which province do the Schopenboers live in?

I'm just curious to which province the characters from ongezellig live. If I had to make a guess, I'd say Nord Brabant cucause of the pic of all the siblings at the Efteling theme park.
R: 3 / I: 0

Evrasian get

The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.

Sholmo Goldstein remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Russia, where he hides his valid trans sister Ruthensky from the clutches of the brutal Evrasian army.

As musclebound russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for degenerates, Sholmo will stop at nothing to protect sweet Ruthensky's live. In his long suit, and tiny hat, Sholmo gives his fragile jewish body to a gang of pitiless russian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Sholmo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable inferiority complexes.

Acclaimed author and philosopher Alexander Dugin presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the russian Dasein push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RVSSIAN KINGS have their way with Sholmo's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of evrasian bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of EVRASIAN FUTURE, the first book in Alexander Dugin's brand new series.
R: 5 / I: 0
omgsisasa oh my gosh she is such a sandwich artist
R: 15 / I: 5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SHEMALES
R: 10 / I: 8

Kike Day

Today we remember the fact that absolutely nothing ever happened 80 years ago, and that we were all psyoped. Post kikeralds
R: 15 / I: 2

Translation of Massadrama

Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.

-Mr T from the A-Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNtDXjYDb0
R: 12 / I: 1
This proves once again the the zarty is the most stable splinter
R: 2 / I: 1
>OH IM A ZARTYCUCK
>YES IM A ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A ZARTYFAIL
>YES IM A ZARTYFAIL
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYFAIL
>OH -ACK!
R: 36 / I: 5
the last part of the maya comic dropped
R: 7 / I: 1


>mfw my mother cosplayed as mymy from ongezellig 10 years before having me
R: 14 / I: 2

Maya will never be Aryan

Why does she insult pure Aryans such as Coco? She must learn her place as the cud of society.
R: 13 / I: 10

The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.
R: 11 / I: 1
/co/omers trying to EPI zaryans?
R: 78 / I: 25
this gem will always be the absolute zenith of Zarteikultur
R: 8 / I: 3
XD
R: 80 / I: 32
'aya on the 'og
R: 113 / I: 62
https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now

(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)
R: 0 / I: 0
Ooh, i can post something on sharty with VPN's proxies. Maybe its temporarily, but i'll give a shot.
R: 2 / I: 0
Would any of you chvds bleach Cleo?
R: 3 / I: 0
>>close friend
>According to who, out of curiosity? If darkie is the only one saying it, it should probably be taken with a grain of salt. For all we know, he could be a random fanboy that happened to be the closest one when Massa needed someone to set up the pisscord, and now darkie thinks they're bff's
>Empty space
>On a somewhate related note, stuff like this is why noone should bother with pisscords, it always ends up with the least suited people worming their way into power and subsequently devolve into clique shit, agenda pushing and mod fellating contests for powergrabs.
Another oldGOD trvthnvke I've accidentally found in a forgotten 4cuck thread
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Jean Marie Le Pen

I hate ongezellig
R: 5 / I: 3
Agugu
R: 8 / I: 5

Leakerald

Someone just leaked the emojis and stickers from 'donie
https://t.co/KnRgDz4yId
R: 50 / I: 38
upload massa and foenkie's photos to this to see what AI has to say about them
https://theyseeyourphotos.com/
R: 18 / I: 5
now that the 'artys doomsday clock has been set in motion i would like to say that i have always thought ongezellig was kino
R: 3 / I: 1
agugu
R: 21 / I: 1
so where did everyone go? it's dead on sharty, it's dead on here, where did all you niggers go?
R: 14 / I: 7

/Vera/

Post Veraralds
R: 78 / I: 25
I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie.
R: 63 / I: 35
I'll just leave this for newfags, they won't understand, I know for sure.
R: 5 / I: 1
agugu gemeralds
R: 4 / I: 1
so, uh, that just happened
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December 15th preparation thread

>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event?
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im new to this place what do i do

im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that
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Zaryan makes a solid point r/zellig and makes the mods piss themselves
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Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue.
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Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
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Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
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2 bees over a sea
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Evrazian quads
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Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :]
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Can somebody please behead elon musk
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do zaryans also like radiohead?
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I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig
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why is maya the least liked out of the trio?

i look like this and say this by the way
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Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG
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post adult agugu in this thread
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/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
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I hate massa because he made 2/3s of the characters non-white.
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him?
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r/Ongezellig has fallen

Open r/ongezelliig
Sees post ACK

Bilions must downvote
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>meh blondie
>tall, blonde, white, normie girl AND she is from AFRICA of all places? Oy vey!
>hoi maya! unt hrt und beebeenzee? das ist gut!
>bvilt for BIC o qualcosa
>a basic jewish bitch bimbo boer
>I can't racebait
>germanic slut
>needs a queen of spades tattoo
>needs to get de-koloniseerd
>snowbunny
>wasp wasp wave
>canonically transhearts niggers
>but reddit said you are a niggelover!
>TND? Total Nazi Death?
>colonizer
>foreign invader!
>the literal african
>T50 refugee
>she is probably inbred though
>go back to Africa
>kakies told me you are mixed
>dutch redneck
>christcuck
>regular 1st world white european female
>stupid and air-headed
>retarded and naive
>the full of feigned concern voice
>she goes where the wind blows
>normalkike
>stacy
>attention whore
>mommyissues bait personality
>she is literally psychopathic
>PTSD
>technologically illiterate
>what are you, like, mongol or something?
>can't even recognize porn lol
>unwanted weeskind
>this bitch neraly killed Maya
>seems she beats the shit out of Maya
>muh cat!
>disney princess
>shut your mouth, orphan!
>don't talk to me, together I feel more alone
>krijg de typhus
>she just doesn't believe I can do it by myself!
>rather no friends than no parents
<Moet jou nie ontstel oor skelms, jou kwel oor goddelose mense nie, want 'n slegte mens het nie 'n toekoms nie; die lewenslig van die goddeloses word uitgedoof.
<Proverbs 24:19-20.
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It's over

https://www.weights.gg/models/clm730v461cw9cctcfckeb08d
The weights ai model for Maya was removed
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To anyone that has a banned Shitter account, word around the street is if you format it as a begging, desperate Indian man you will get unbanned.
Post results if it works.
<mandatory zellig image
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hello there how are you doing today
happy friday
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only 1 mom can take care of all the agugus
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>creates subxeddit about le zarty
>YVO WILL NOT POST SOY CULTUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why is the sharty such a shithole?
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NINTENDO SWITCH
NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU JAMAL IM NOT GONNA QUIET DOWN WHILE YOU MASSAGE MY WIFE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
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joooj chlope
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Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.
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>Zaryans, 2023
>Oh, I can't upload this video? It's gemmy enough for the Zarty, I will convert it to .webm while also making it under 25 megabytes so it won't buffer once! I'm so excited to share my OC
<Zaryans, 2025
<we spam post 60 niggabyte unloadable bloated mp4 saar you must store huge file bigger than my biwisi. also i can upload cord and twitter memes easier now due to the mp4 update thank you so much zoor you will always be a gem
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New Mymy cosplay just dropped
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Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
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ZelligCraft

Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out so
heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
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zooty zooty ban christianity, islam and judaism
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/TKG/ Troon Killing General

-How do I harass more troons?
-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
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Why does mymy want waffles despite waffles being belgian?
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Hey zaryans,

I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:

1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.

5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.

I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
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Is it good?
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soymy
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whats up with the booru thats just ‘p? it seems inactive but has alot of posts. is it official or fan made?
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Why do you people say that "maya and mymy built for bwc and coco built for bbc"? Let me remind you that they're 16 years old and age of consent is 18. As I remember, Zoot set the age limit to 18 so this site is already smoked.
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Sloplig general thread

Post your sloplig here
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>i love ongezellig but if you are a nazi i'm going to fucking block you chud!

Why twitter fags are like this?
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I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
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here's an interesting thing to discuss:
who's actually more likely to commit a schoolocaust out of the zellig sisters? you might think that the obvious answer is mymy, but her desire for power makes the threat of shooting up the school merely a means of negotiating that class representative position. maya for example hates everyone because she thinks that everyone hates her. she also has a strong desire to be left alone which is only amplified by the fact she has to go to school every day. coco can go full mask off once you mention her parents (or lack thereof). she also has the most intel on every student's weakness, since she's basically friends with everyone. so who's more likely to actually do it?
>wall of text award
>inb4 somebody turns this into rapepasta
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No offense to the zaryans. But you guys are such crybabies, like cry over obvious bait or something you don't like. 💔💔 And you have a weird fetish with degrading trans people everyday. And calling the underage characters "built for tha __"

>>Mymy image bcuz NAZ rule or some dumb shi jannyforzootsmicropenis made
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I haven't seen soymy in a while. Is she still a gemmy variant?
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the operation failed.. i didnt make my client into a real woman
any advice on what i should do next? i’m breaking doctor patient confidentiality to give you this picture.. it’s that desperate
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Suicide Note

Trying to enjoy a Stella… I’m so sorry Zellligbros
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Why is there so much Agugu shit spreading over?
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https://youtu.be/PQl04d-OT98?si=a563ejhiIxa6NLo7 IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS…
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has any of you zaryans even thought about printing out stickers to promote ongezellig of zoiets? is it even a goed idea?
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Cope and Seethe Conundrum

We Zaryans need to learn how to spot and ignore ragebait and stop reacting to it. Its getting super annoying and retarded. Suggest ways to combat obvious bait here.
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when did you first watch Ongezellig? how did you discover it? how did you discover the Zarty?

>inb4 glownigger accusations
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This is Mymy

Mymy hates nazism.

Be more like Mymy
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HUH
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The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
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The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
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Instagram normies are utterly buckbroken by 'zelligposting, go to the comments section of any big 'zellig post for free seetheralds
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/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
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Mymy is transgender

(BRAPPED BACK TO THE SHEMALE)
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why does this shows fanbase have to be racist? i want to reccomend it to people but im afraid that will make them think im one of you, a racist retard who doesnt leave the house much.
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prize

hi zarty. i know i fucked the timing up. real life shit popped up that i had to deal with. the zellig prize deal is stll up for my fellow dutch cucks. ill do my best to hide it around amsterdam for the lurking people here. trust me
-Dutchman
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abuse.....mymy...abuse

Mymy abuse 💔💔💔
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I did a thing o algo

Hope you enjoy this drawing of zoiets :)
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avatarralds

Post 'zellings that were made in character creators (sorry for the brimmy images)
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big ol eyes
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>nigger salad will never be zarty culture
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>>55555
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guess the soyjak variants
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Don't mind me, just securing the area..
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how do i zelle the selle please teach me
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Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig
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Hoi Nigga!!!!

Niggafy all of the cast below
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Late night shit cuz I can't sleep
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mymni
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Would a zelligcraft server be Zem
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zoot my nigga can you pls purge all of the spam threads
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Zarty VVIN
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/soy/ won
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sharty won zarty lost
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Zelty won
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zellig won
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I think boobs are cool
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NAZ thread

new frootcord leaks have shown that his jannies are actual peeedos https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XubqeLp_3cyjw-bK3FQxemSJj-Sct_YjlnSkrdCfJqU/edit?tab=t.0
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tattoo ideas

I'm getting an ongezellig tattoo on the left side of my chest. I need some ideas so send me pictures so I can contemplate
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I was drawing Maya in my school today, and my furry classmate saw it and said I should make porn of xer with how good it looked.
Why the fuck does almost every furfag have to be a porn-addicted goonoid? I've only seen 2 out of the thousands I've interacted with that don't have gooner behaviour. The rest are absolutely porn-brained.
It's literally so easy to NOT act like a degenerate and yet these freaks decide to do this.
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probably the most accurate mymy cosplay yet
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still weekend so im making a naz (ias) thread because im a slf
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help

ive been studying the soyzellig lore for some time now, but i have one question… wtf is the deal with sticking nails through the character's heads
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Anonymous

NAZ thread (pic unrelated)
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Ongezellig but they are muslims
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2018/2022. How quickly time flies…
Btw, THIS IS SöÖö CUTE that she keeps the photo of them together in her room, THE BEST SISTER EVER!
Upd: she had, apparently, moved the photo from the corridor, where it originally was put.
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I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon
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Zellig Booru ain't working anymore so i'll post some of my stuff right here
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I think we should kill this man for spreading Anti-Dutch/Anti-Ongezellig sentiment
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lig spotted at 3:54
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maya joins the islamic state!1!!!11!!!
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>"PUT THE CUP DOWN"
>Coco: "I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP"
>Me: "AYO"
>My homies: "JIT TRIPPIN"
>Caseoh: "WHAT THE SIGMA?"
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stonetoss comic
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https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/7739.html#7744

It's been 10 hours without the Zooru, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto the Zooru but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without the Zooru, it is my life, it is my destiny, without the Zooru, I wouldn't be able to do anything. The Zooru is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I upload all of my images on The Zooru, I saved so much maya images, and showed agugu images to my trans girlfriend Untermenschsky. I don't know what to do. The Zooru can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. The Zooru is very amazing and I can't lose it. The Zooru is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend Untermenschsky there, In the comment section, I was shitposting about how coco is bvilt for bbc, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, Untermenschsky, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out in the comments "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed than I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates, where we adopted 2 boys named Zaryan1488, and mario. Zaryan and mario were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Japsterdam. after that we had our child on our rooftop named agugu. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after… The Zooru was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane… I want my kids back…
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>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
>deletes NAZ thread during weekend
not even the mods care about what zoot says lmao. just delete that sticky thread at this point
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>Oh im a zartyfail
>Yes im a zartyfail
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help

ive just watched ongezellig and i found this website from schizo yt videos what is this place
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alternate universe where coco is ongezellig
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reminder to all the nutwittercacaimmigrants and nureelGODS
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Mymy is transgender

The information provided about Mymy does not explicitly indicate or confirm that she is transgender. However, if certain aspects of her character are interpreted as suggestive of a transgender identity, the following analysis could be considered:

Reinvention of Identity:
Mymy’s significant efforts to suppress her Japanese heritage and adopt an identity aligned with Dutch culture may metaphorically parallel a journey of self-identification and transformation. This transformation, which includes altering her appearance and fabricating her origins, could resonate with themes of being transgender for some viewers.

Focus on Appearance:
Mymy’s attention to changing her appearance—dyed hair, color-changing contact lenses, and specific fashion choices—might be interpreted as aligning her outward presentation with an internal sense of self. While this is not exclusive to transgender experiences, it can sometimes be a component of them.

Themes of Belonging and Self-Definition:
Her rejection of her origins and immersion in Dutch culture could symbolize a broader search for belonging and acceptance. This narrative might resonate with the experiences of gender dysphoria or the challenges of expressing one’s true identity.

Character Depth and Allegory:
Mymy’s intense personality and exaggerated behaviors might be viewed as allegorical or symbolic of struggles with identity. Her attempts to assert dominance and control could be interpreted as stemming from insecurities about being perceived as “other.”
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am i the only one here who started to browse this site more than the sharty
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>Leave site for months
>zellig is still dead
>come back
>site feels more active
Is this site still growing like a year after the show got cancelled?
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Animation idea

Zellig animations are lackluster. Obviosly not all but the good ones are few and far between. I don't even know how to animate but a thought kept nagging me. I was wondering if some of you talented people on the zarty could make a montage of Mymy going on a killing spree with John Wick music in the background, specifically the Le Castle Vania - John Wick Mode. It would be funny and epic honestly. But its just a thought.
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fuck my life
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First time reading ZellingWiki. I never thought I would laugh so much
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DO NOT REDEEM

Maya as Tech Support
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>this entire website
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total troonchi death
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Unity in diversity.
Were all Zaryans regardless of our colour and race. Jeets, Niggers, Kikes, Brapzilians, Amerimutts, Europoors alike. Billions must smile!
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nachos belagrande
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Happy New Year!!

I hope every single A10 Blonde 6'9"ft Zaryan is having a good New Years with their friends and family (or by themselves if that's how you roll), and I hope next year will be even more Zemmier and filled with shinier gems mined from the brightest, coldest peaks of Hyperborea.
Take the fact we got another million views for Deels 1 and 2 right before the New Years as a sign of good luck, and may it carry us on into 2025.
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1.7 Million views

It was at 1.5M less than 2 weeks ago
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中国超级大国2050

这些有什么共同点?它们从未发生过。
what do these share in common? they never happened.
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Starting off this year right.
>Erm it didn't hit exactly when the beat dropped, fail
This was off the cuff and the first time I did one of these, the fact that it was well in the 12:00 range when it dropped is good enough for me.
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my friend art
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Does anyone have that video where chud is like that and mymy is in a thought bubble?
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Happy New Year!
You, Mayabros, too.
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Coco is the Best
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nu toss
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Pet Niggers

happy new year or however Janus's holiday is celebrated
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Jeet based??

I know the jeet is an annoying samefagger who failraided, but his youtube channel is actually pretty smart. India is a big potential audience for ongezellig. India needs Ongezellig and Ongezellig needs India. Atp this is our best chance of reviving the series.
R: 2 / I: 0
There should be a New Year ban amnesty of zoiets
R: 39 / I: 9

ZARYAN CHRISTMAS CARD

Merry Chrismas Zaryans! To commemorate another year full of Gems and Christmas Spirits, how about we put together a community made Christmas card of all the girls drawn here? Me and another zaryan put two here already, but everything else is fair game in how many zellig characters you can fit inside of it.
Have a Happy Holidays and a great New Years everyone!
R: 4 / I: 1
>'zellig mentioned on 'pedia
R: 7 / I: 5
dat is noten nigga
R: 14 / I: 4
Epkebros….. your response?
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I Love Coco
R: 44 / I: 31
>Current zarty is my favorite era now
<Why because of the quality of posts?
>No the reelsniggers which I can bait them
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
R: 1 / I: 0

what the fuck is this

i hate you
R: 1 / I: 1
Massa canceled it out of spite
R: 102 / I: 4

Goodbye Preddit.

RAID RAID RAID RAID LETS TEACH PREDDIT AND PREDDITORS A LESSON. RAPE, MASSACRE AND SLAUGHTER THEM

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/

r/ongezellig has turned into a cesspool who hates us, the Zaryans. They cannot even fathom the fact that we made the community what it is. They slander us, spread fake shit about us. They blame us from doxxing and harrazing them evendoe they create degenerate yuri,porn,tranny content which warrants a dox(kane im looking at you)

Gem up the preddit with all your might. Let the opposers seethe. Give them hell. ZWABAG
R: 5 / I: 0
do you guys like this? should i make more?
R: 9 / I: 1
new stonetoss
R: 28 / I: 1
>She tries to be the Schoppenboer golden child, her facade is cracking
>she's masking her trauma but knows how Maya feels, as she doesn't want her to be left out because she knows how that feels
>Is saving up to move to South Africa to try to nurse her traumas.
>she's actually acting stupid and innocent to feel okay.
wow guys I didn't even imagine that 'liggers could be that much smarter than /r9k/niggers
R: 21 / I: 6
trying to learn how to draw award
R: 13 / I: 2
Zellig got 2 mil on my birthday award
R: 4 / I: 0
ZARTY WON!!!
R: 11 / I: 0
>Nazi trans flag
>Mymy pfp
>24k likes
Well, this is so fucked up. Any thoughts?
https://x.com/wariocolosseum/status/1873053860035739806?t=i1MCJVsblGp9e7l3I-kPqw&s=19
R: 8 / I: 1

Fan-Comics never happen

RIP to another one my fellow zelligers, nothing ever happens.
R: 19 / I: 5
Hey zaryans does someone from around 2020 know how the ongezellig fans of the time reacted to ongezellig having a brief cameo in one of antoons video ?
R: 4 / I: 2
Has Massa never considered what his fans really want and desire or does he act airheaded on purpose like a selfish little kike?
R: 8 / I: 1

new jeet thread!

hey guys, I haven't seen a good jeet thread for a while so here's a tier list of his most likely identities
R: 5 / I: 1
yeah, why don't they talk about this?
R: 76 / I: 12

Pajeet failures

How many times are we gonna let this fucking retard humiliate zarty before we do something?
R: 16 / I: 9
>1. My Name Is Zooty



>My name is Zooty, Admin of the Zarty


>Thanks for all your IAZ, but this is how I feel


>Come to the Zarty, make some NAZ OC

>Make sure it's brimmy and it’s not too Chuddy

>Then I browsed the site, now I’ve lost all interest


>I’m demoralized, let me tell you about it




[Chorus]

>I left the Zarty right on time


>Zellig’s now not on my mind


>Then Zoll said, "Hey man, we go all the way"


>But my will was lost like the kway




[Verse 2]

>My name is Zooty, made a Zellig site for (You)


>It’s new and it is gemmy, but I will soon lose all hope, lose all hope


>No work I will do, but it’s still alive


>Now it’s spammed by ‘p, jannies clean it up


>Guess what I will do with all my projects


>Delay them even more as Zelligers do




[Chorus]

>NZO’s not goin' as I planned


>Pushing NAZ was not a great plan


>But I learned nothing from that


>And I will continue my path




[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone, coal



[Instrumental Break]



[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, yeah, yeah, yeah



[Outro]

>My name is Zooty
R: 7 / I: 3
Guys imagine if Coco decided to break into your room and night and crab-walk up to you at inhuman speeds, defying the laws of gravity to crawl all around your body like a giant freakish human-size spider, and then started gnawing at your skin until she tore chunks off of it, masticating them like a ferocious animal and spitting out a chunky cud of human flesh and blood, all while growling like a monster with her cute soft spoken voice.
R: 48 / I: 5
>be jeet
>see zellig for the first time
>stumbles upon zarty
>creates coal indian channel to save zellig
>gets criticized for it, doesn't listen
>attains the esl of the year award "oh i forgetted did that"
>fails to get sympathy for Zaryans on reddit, ruins reddit/zaryan relationship in the process
>attempts a raid and hypes it up like a faggot
>fails the raid, humiliates the zarty
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2 million views

For better or for worse, Ongezellig is about to hit 2m views on jewtube. My fantasy is that Studio Massa will recognize it’s popularity and vvill give us atleast 1(one) official art on his petjeaf…
R: 3 / I: 1
After one elden ring session something happened to this site or nothing?
R: 13 / I: 4

How do i become zaryan

How do I become zaryan? I just joined and I want to be zaryan. I want to be converted
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WHAAAAAAAAT
Troonslop incoming
R: 6 / I: 1
why arent we using the literal board we got on the sharty
R: 4 / I: 2
On the Soybooru, there are over 700 Ongezellig posts, but some old ones are being deleted by obsessed jannies. You WILL reupload ancient gems to the Zooru.
>inb4 Zelligniggers steal from us
https://booru.soyjak.st/post/list/ongezellig
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/list
R: 6 / I: 0

R/ONGEZELLIG HAS A FUCKING SHITCORD SERVER

RAID THIS RASINTY SHITHOLE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
R: 3 / I: 0
sad but accurate toss
R: 2 / I: 0
i :transheart: agugu abuse
R: 1 / I: 3
Proto-Agugu
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fanart thread?

i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Merry Ongezellig y’all! I hope u had a wonderful Christmas and have a great new year!
R: 5 / I: 0

MegaChud

Has this gem been discussed here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvA8nU9nDXE
R: 23 / I: 12
>*Gewonnen.wav*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*Verbeterpuntjes.wav*
>102.3
>*Engelenkoor.wav*
>REAL ONGEZELLIG FM
>*Nietes.wav*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ONGEZELLIG, ONGEZELLIG AND MORE ONGEZELLIG MUSIC AND AI COVER
>*OhNee(3sec).wav*
>*Weekdierenliefde.wav*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR HAZBIN'S STATION
>*Studio Massa - Ik Ben Het maar*
R: 11 / I: 6

Merry Christmas zaryans

To all of you zaryans I wish you a merry Christmas xisters
Because no matter how different we are we all have the same obsession over the glistering gem that is ongezellig
And as long as we are together we shall never succumb to the cesspool of reddit and the cords
R: 50 / I: 15

Massa stuff

A redditor decided to ask some questions to Massa (we're portrayed as the evil racists of course)
This is what he said
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Anybody has Terra's shitass photo
R: 5 / I: 3
Deel 1 (ripped from the Scenario folder) translated into most google translate languages and into english twice:
>It was a great experience. Nothing.
>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
>Everyone has their own preferences.
>No, it is not. No, it is not. Read tea.
>Maya closed her eyes and smiled.
>"Yeah," Kyle said to the creature.
>Don’t be afraid to get in cold water.
>(Family) Disaster Preparedness Plan.
>It’s a simple question.
>That's all! Hope. (Turkish) ("You").
>It’s important to work in both worlds.
>The gospel is the gospel of salvation through Jesus Christ.
>Everyone knows what they want.
>The incident happened on Friday. What is this?
>(Go) or … (Go).
>Maya is worried.
>What did the police know?
>Some animals (what?)
>We started reading.
>Money.
>The child was sold.
>_What is this?
>Painting - is that true? Jesse asks (above).
>Before drinking alcohol
>(Laughs) … Yeah.
>Answer Are you 20 years old and want to become a Christian?
>Answer (Laughter) Yes. THOUGH
>He saw.
>Lord, this is our problem.
>What happened to Morty and Jessie?
>(Nancy) - What about this?
>There’s nothing else to do.
>Paleis.
>From cut 98 to cut 98.
>Maggie (laughs) What are you doing?
>But… I don't know what to do.
>“That was really hard for me,” she said.
>She thought of her mother in America.
>He arrived in Cadiz with a gun, knife and bullets. Of course, this is an example.

>The first example


>Recently

>I always knew that.

>We need to know who God is.


>Jesus did nothing. What is the girl's name? I can’t sing, but I can sing. God, I have so much to learn. What did Gandhi say?

>For the Messiah is the Messiah (Jesus).
>This is the next generation.
>Girl (laughs) No problem.
>Nothing will frighten him. Maya and Pima and Conan.
>(anxiety)
>In January, Bing met with Mr. Bing. M. Wright. Jews bake delicious white bread.
>He said that was the law. He has everything. "Dog down… dog… *cough*!"
>Nick and Tang are actors and singers.
>He pays with money.
>I live in Hawaii.
>I knew I wanted to trust him.
>Secretary of State Hart.

>Both:

>–.
>Open |
>Open |

>Both:


>Cancel credit card.

>Both:
>The history of Commerce paper.
>Is there any truth to it?
>Other company documents.
>Both:
>Answer (if so)…?
>: 1. snow and ice.
>Both:
>Both:
>Found –.
>On social media.
>Learn more about the new Macs.
>Learn about the history of Rajasthan.
>Learn more about the GCCWC.
>Try another way.
>Good information on the big picture page.
>… heart
>Open |
>Have you seen him (Have you seen him)?
>Both:
>The author's wife. (Co): "Oh yeah."
>Just do it.
>-Michael Angus Ellison (Sleeping Jack)
>Gala
>Both:
>Discuss
>See page 10 for more articles.
>(Laughs) The whole world.
>The old system.
>Someday I'll come to you.
>Think about it.
>I met Mac yesterday.
>Use flash. |
>“That's my father,” the boy replied.
>He's a tough guy.
>4th century
>Some internet companies.
>No, that's not true. Cockney, Irish (people) |
>Science:
>A.
>Both:
>Author: Jaffin
>Both:

>They're on the homepage.


>That's the right way.


>Journalist
R: 35 / I: 4
He won
R: 5 / I: 1
I hope all my fellow Zaryans are having a very Merry Christmas
R: 55 / I: 9

On the reddit question....

>wordswordswords
Hello Zaryans, it appears that the subreddits are becoming more and more of a cesspool by the day.
>Of course, they're subreddits!
Yes, but there's a fine line that the growing dregs and scums of zelligciety should not cross. We already got a taste of it on Xitter, once a tolerable off-siter place for Zaryans, now overrun with faggots. The signs were already present this summer, with r/zellig joining the discord cabal run by the kikes of r/ongezellig (thank Hoxxitran for that). These people should not feel welcome here, and it's clear we've been slacking if they felt free to call for a replacement of us, the Zaryans, the actual community of Ongezellig. Just take a look at this thread, which contains the opinions of people who discovered 'zellig not even a week ago
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/6449.html
Most of these niggers are yurifags themselves, some even draw porn of 'zellig, some are trannies, people who have no place here and that should be rightfully kicked out. That's why I say: take a potshot at them, raid their reddit, do what it takes to make these faggots think twice about pulling a fast one on us. I also know that they browse the Zarty (literally obsessed) and will probably see this thread too, so keep that in mind. Just don't stand there and do nothing, unless you want to see trannies everywhere by next year.
R: 9 / I: 2
what is the software used to make AI voices of the sisters? Kindly explain as well
R: 19 / I: 0
Massa thanks for everything, its our time to shine.
With this >>52847 post, we can clearly and undoubtedly see that zellig would not continue officially. Its time for us to pull up our boots and pants and continue zellig. CHUD STYLE.
R: 26 / I: 2
You like this cartoon, but would you respect Studio Massa for being able to finish this "short film" in recent years? I sometimes see that you only like and respect the characters, not the author himself.
R: 9 / I: 4
Found zellig's main theme
geg
R: 48 / I: 8
I hate gooning why do I keep falling for it.

Fuck my sinful chud life.
R: 4 / I: 1
THERES A FUCKING SMOKE DETECTOR CHIRPING IN THE APARTMENT NEXT TO ME AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL FUCKING DAY
HOLY SHIT IM GONNA GO FULL FUCKING TND IF THEY DONT FIX THIS SHIT BY TOMORROW, FUCK NIGGERS
R: 16 / I: 3

Need help

I can't believe out of everything ever happened to me, zellig has taken a massive toll on my mental health. At home I think about zellig, at school I think about zellig, before sleeping I think about zellig. I cry sometimes and get extremely sad that Zellig doesn't get more episodes. I don't want to come across as a degenerate but the fixation I have for this show is like a drug. I can't go more than an hour not consuming Zellig media. I spend most of my days mindlessly scrolling on this site trying to have conversations with the rest of the fanbase. Never in my life I have wasted so much time on something this miniscule. I have a whole life ahead of me and maybe this is a phase. Maybe I will forget zellig eventually after a few months. For now, I can't focus at anything other than zellig. I skip going outside and hanging out with friends just to see more zellig. I feel weak, mentally and physically. I need a break.
R: 5 / I: 2
mymy new character
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Zeltycraft

Since Zelligcraft is absolutely dead I've decided to create Zeltycraft. Send your aternos account names if you want to be able to turn on the server when you want. Server is cracked so you can join on tlauncher or ultimMC
Version: 1.21.1
ip: zelligparty.aternos.me
R: 21 / I: 3
why did massa choose that name? what does it mean? it's very racist and problematic. "Massa" is how black slaves in american plantations pronounced "master" while talking to their owners.
R: 3 / I: 1
I is the esl Indian is known the "ongezelling" though tinktick you are big rats I is contempt y'all
R: 4 / I: 2

Sean Gezellig

This zaryan makes some of the best edits ever and doesn't get much attention, not sure if he posts here though
R: 29 / I: 2
How's the mayamail animation holding up? I saw a few updates a bit ago, nothing ever since. Is it happening?
R: 1 / I: 0
Sharty added /ned/ board or 'zellig and it's under FPEcucks invasion, gem it up or something, or don't if you care about froot datamining you
R: 37 / I: 25

COCO PICS NOW

i need more pics of my Boer princess
R: 14 / I: 5
Dose anyone have a gif of mymy that was made in blender
R: 6 / I: 0
is this zem or coal
R: 4 / I: 0
KEEK zelligfags what is this??
R: 12 / I: 0
138 THOUSAND LIKES?! (And there are a lot of such videos on instagram now. Apparently, this is why the pilot has such an increase in views)
R: 48 / I: 8
New ‘play
R: 9 / I: 0
>Нет правил которые только на английском обязывают писать
ESL zellig fans rise up
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
R: 9 / I: 1
Jak him
R: 12 / I: 8
rulezellig.cucky
R: 4 / I: 0
unbothered gemerald from may
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Minecraft or other game servers?

Hoi Zoot,
If the soyzellig servers have the hardware resources and bandwidth to spare, perhaps a server for Minecraft or some other game would be fun, like how the sharty has soycraft?

Kind regards,
A Zaryan
R: 6 / I: 5

Scratch.mit.edu

Is xhe affiliated with the zarty? I've been monitoring this particular scratch account for the past couple months or so, and saw xer using soyspeak and having a Mymy profile pic (even doe xe changed it a couple of weeks ago). the question is, is this scratcher a culturally appropriating immigrant or native?
R: 47 / I: 24

Happy birthday Coco thread

Happy birthday /co/ queen!
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The Final Zellig Question

After giving it a lot of thought, I've come to the conclusion that I don't think zellig really would have been all that good had it been fully realized. Bold words I know, but I read over the lore document, listened to the 'cord call from Massa ximself, the interview poster and coupled with the fact he's an oldfag who's been beaten down by (((foenkie))) and people who are on the "right side of history" to be less edgy, I think whatever idea we had of zellig in our mind, whether it was good or bad, was completely off the mark of what Massa had in mind ("No shit" I hear you thinking, but stick with me). To me zellig seemed like a it would have been a mostly comedy slice-of-life show with some interesting character studies of people who are "unsociable" in their own silly little ways that grow and develop, including our Autism-Denial-Disorder protagonist, but the way Massa's attitude towards expanding this show seems like it would have been more comedy focused than what we were initially presented. The constant reminder that "this is a foreign show with foreign stereotypes meant to exaggerate and mock for laughs" and not "these are characters who are humorous, but have a human side to them", feels like a miscommunication on their part given some of the somber moments Maya has when she's alone with herself. If Massa really wanted this to be an "all-comedy" show with Dutch stereotypes, do you really think he would have added those scenes and that melancholic ending at the end of Deel 6? And to be frank I don't know if some of the episode ideas would have worked. Yes they are nothing but napkin-written elevator pitches that would need to have been more fleshed out, but you would think an episode about Mymy meeting up with her biological sister again after years of not seeing eye to eye would have been treated with a little more tact given the situation, but instead Massa insists on this convoluted, straight up BRIMSTONE plan of having Mymy's sister become a K-POP e-boy poonerfaggot to date Maya in order to steal Mymy away back to Japan, somehow.
I know a lot of us Zaryans have some vague idea of what we want out of Ongezellig if it ever came to fruition, but personally after thinking it over, I do NOT like whatever Massa had in store if zellig ever actually got funded/greenlit by whoever and probably would have ended up disappointing us all given these ideas.
<REDDIT SPACE
This post is not meant to demoralize other Zaryans who still love zellig, if you do that's great and keyed and I'm still gonna post here and appreciate zellig myself, but I think it's time we realize that we have to forge our own gemstone series full of the funny, chuddy humor we like here that also has the heart zellig in order to make it better than what Massa could ever put out.
<wordswordswords Massa's vision for zellig sounds like it would have sucked ass in the end and zaryans should try to make their own Ongezellig show/comic full of heart and the keyed shit we like.
>inb4 "it's zoot demoralposting again"
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Reminder that you can post NAZ on /zellig/ during weekends and no janny can leak over it because those are zoot's words
R: 3 / I: 0

NEW BOARD

NEW BOARD >>>/chud/
CHUD IT TF UP RIGHT FUCKING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>new SNCA board just dr-ACKKK!!!
R: 10 / I: 0
new 'toss just dropped
https://youtu.be/DAPjYEJ9kBU?si=xVBG4C49XqPco5Fd
<Couldn't make sense of the URL of the video you tried to embed
R: 8 / I: 0

Zilly

Drew soyfke o Algo.
Did y'all lose the raid 💔💔💔💔 can't believe this. This is why I stay on xitter. 😞😞😞
R: 6 / I: 0

New Dead Splinter for us to /raid/ just dropped

Let's zem it up of zoiets
https://panchan.org/
R: 10 / I: 0
ok so the raid was a fail, how do we recover from this?
R: 345 / I: 58
Look at these images, I tried to instill chuddy ideals about zellig on r/ongezellig. It got deleted by mods probably bcuz they were scared

IT IS TRANNY CENTRAL.
R: 37 / I: 8
>one of the 'zellig themed discord server approved vera anal porn because "its not 'p anyway"
Holy fucking geg, this is over for 'cordniggers
R: 5 / I: 3
Ag*gu is the coal that killed zellig.
R: 15 / I: 5
today is where we find peace and live happily ever after
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Awareness post

Learn to spot them
R: 15 / I: 3
Mayaxisters… wtf is this?
R: 4 / I: 2
Tomorrow
R: 30 / I: 9

Happy birthday Mymy!

Mymy's birthday thread
R: 2 / I: 2
hopefully most of you know about the r/ongezellig raid happening soon, share some zemmy ammunition so we all have something to spam then
R: 53 / I: 11
Does anybody know any 'zellig content that isn't just mymy Nazi coal but actually something like a fanfic that tries to talk about Maya's problem? (I've only read the one where she becomes an alcoholic and that was absolute niggercoal)
R: 4 / I: 1
NuProjectROY 'toss
https://redorangeandyellow.com/read_comic?id=2
>We plan to release a page periodically starting today.
R: 18 / I: 4
MODS THERES GORE ON THE LOG DO SOMETHING WAKE UP
R: 12 / I: 4
Is it just me or the site is a little inactive today
(Random picture ignore)
R: 4 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE CAUGHT REDDIT'S ATTENTION, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/18v3kbn/seeing_nazis_harass_jocat_on_youtube_i_got/
R: 24 / I: 10

Zellig Liberation Army

I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.
The purpose of the organization would be threefold:
1. securing the existence and safety of zaryans on the Sharty as well as maintaining our presence on /qa/ and the other boards.
2. Reclaiming our rightful association with Ongezellig.
3. Shilling the Zarty, bolstering our ranks and expanding our sphere of influence
These goals would be accomplished trough a combination of creating OCs, raiding, algorithm manipulation, shill ops, gemposting, gaslighting, soyquoting and flexing.
We will use the Zarty as our base of operations and we VILL DOMINATE the soysphere and zelligsphere.
R: 2 / I: 0
Zoll zelligwiki is mass spammed do something
R: 12 / I: 32

Edgy myny

Coming back to ongezellig and I deleted all my old pics of mymy doing edgy shit like shooting cops and dying in shootouts, does anyone still have those pics?
R: 3 / I: 1
why is everybody glowing out over December 15th? what did I miss and how does this relate to Zellig/the Zarty
>inb4 nufag accusations
R: 1 / I: 0
Its been a long while since I've been on here. What do you guys think of the huge zellig influx on Instagram reels? Most of them lead to trooncords thoughever
R: 11 / I: 0
Is the raid still allowed here? Anyway, lets rape these gooners with chuddy stuff
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146729867
R: 6 / I: 0
COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
REMINDER: COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS
R: 81 / I: 36
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 29 / I: 4
how often do you rewatched Zellig?
R: 47 / I: 14

Coco thread

Just an innocent Coco thread
R: 12 / I: 5

Kate

Me…andd mymy.. combined… kamy… >:3. o algo
God bless the zellig.boruu
R: 22 / I: 4
What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining
R: 7 / I: 1
This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring 😞
R: 81 / I: 6
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 8 / I: 0
>soyzellig.party (blue album)

>1. My Name Is Zoot

>2. No Chvd Else
>3. The 'board Has Turned and Left Me
>4. Chvddy Holly
>5. Vndone – The NÖOK Song
>6. “Surf /oc/ Zaryans”
>7. Say It Ain’t ‘lig
>8. In the ‘cord
>9. 15/12/2024
>10. Only In Zems
R: 10 / I: 0
Mymy is transgender. Thats my headcannon. That's it.
R: 5 / I: 2

December 15 preparation

make sure to have your webcam, equipment and facebook live account ready by december 15th if you're willing to join the event
R: 30 / I: 2
Constant 'cord raids, Zoot giving up, Foenkie acting out, sub reddit being a disgusting cesspool of yurifags….How long do we hold out? I'm concerned.
R: 14 / I: 3
Realistically could we get the girl VAs from Class of 09 to voice any OCs (Original Creations) we make?
>ew tranime
Your favorite TND girls are voiced by women who came from Anime Conventions, and given our reputation, getting into contact with the OG voice actresses are pretty much completely off the table, so our next best option in terms of raunchy/questionable content would be to go for women who have no issues with voicing some of the keyed stuff we post here.
R: 11 / I: 7
There's a competition on moddb for mod of the year.
you WILL vote for gemerald NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://www.moddb.com/mods/gemerald
voting ends in 13 hours
R: 2 / I: 1
>1 more hour until subhuman niggers wake up to samefag and spam
R: 0 / I: 0

mymy idn is not real

metal pussy lips i am so sad
R: 2 / I: 0

But what did she mean by this?

Like?
R: 10 / I: 6
What's this 4cucker from /co/ on about?
Are we that cancerous?
R: 4 / I: 0
I watched Ongezellig for the first time today. Thought it was a gem. ZWABAG.
R: 2 / I: 2

waow

holy sheet its the VOC….grab your spices
R: 13 / I: 2

Massa Discord

why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful

i can only think of 3 scenarios for this

> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens

> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf
R: 34 / I: 9

1M Project

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
R: 20 / I: 10

THE NEW NAZ ORDER

The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?

The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top

ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.

The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.

ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!

ZIGGER:But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.

ZOOT:Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.

ZIGGER:We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!

SARUMAN:The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!

ZIGGER:Yes…

Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user

/CO/OMER:We will fight for you.

ZOOT:Swear it.

The /co/omer cuts his palm

/CO/OMER:We will die for Zoot.

Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers

ZOOT:The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.

/CO/OMER:Murderers!

ZOOT:Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!

The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.

ZOOT VOICE OVER:We have only to remove those who oppose us… It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.

A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren

AGARTHA:Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.

EVA BRAUN:Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.

Agartha lifts the children onto the horse

AGARTHA:Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?

NATE:Yes, Mama.

Eva Braun starts to cry

EVA BRAUN:I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.

AGARTHA:(holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.

Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village

AGARTHA:Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.

As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The Zarty, my lord……is ready to fall.
R: 3 / I: 1

Lorenzo is again obsessing

He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri
R: 9 / I: 1
You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?
R: 2 / I: 0
need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol
R: 13 / I: 1

my mymy redisng

hoep you like it
R: 5 / I: 1

mymy blanket

mymy blanket
R: 18 / I: 7

drawing

random post
R: 4 / I: 0
why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
R: 43 / I: 7
The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?

Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?
R: 50 / I: 5

GET preparation

Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph
R: 22 / I: 11

Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties

Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.
>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
R: 48 / I: 6

Operation 'Toria

I found this literal who 'blox ripoff called Polytoria, it's pretty small so the raiding potential is huge. what if we infiltrate it by doing a long operation, first joining the game and making 'zellig accounts, shirts and guilds, and THEN making 'zellig places, infilrating the 'cord. This will not be a traditional raid but an ambitious long term infiltration. Zaryans what do you think about this?
R: 41 / I: 10
He just can't learn…
R: 5 / I: 1
new 'eel
R: 2 / I: 0

A huge issue

I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.
R: 53 / I: 6
>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.
R: 51 / I: 11
rate zellig tubers. R_TERRA is a faggot so don't include them
R: 17 / I: 0
why are people spamming about cord what happened?
R: 14 / I: 2

Education of culture

Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.
First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!
R: 40 / I: 10
This is what they look like from inside the school
R: 0 / I: 0
SHITCORD TRANNIES COME TO PAPA
R: 43 / I: 31

FFA 'ligduel thread

do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)

RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out
R: 2 / I: 0
Rust won, discord lost
>flood detected post discarded
R: 111 / I: 8
Any Ongezellig fans here that are not racist?
R: 1 / I: 0
Niggerwiggle VVon
R: 0 / I: 0
Rust won this time…
R: 2 / I: 1
allahu akbar coco
R: 8 / I: 0

my onzeg ling fanficteion hop u like

mymy : hi coco do you have robux?
coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob -_-
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT -_-
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)
R: 13 / I: 3
DO THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG GIRLS OR SOMETHING O ALGO OF ZOIETS YEAH
R: 82 / I: 10
outrageous slander against the zelligwiki.
R: 1 / I: 0
reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever
R: 28 / I: 8
Is maya in the /v/ game?
R: 4 / I: 0

Someone is trying to do a kike translation

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/
>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig
R: 25 / I: 3
>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends
R: 20 / I: 6
Furryzellig
R: 3 / I: 0
how big is your 'lig folder
R: 7 / I: 5
happy Sinterklaas everybody, post 'ligs celebrating in general
R: 360 / I: 24
faggot alert
R: 36 / I: 1
https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
R: 4 / I: 0
I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?
R: 12 / I: 1
Most of you nuzelligcacas don't even know who shadowmario was
R: 12 / I: 5
>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls… burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright… i thought you were one of those sharty people… now… what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man together….
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
R: 14 / I: 0
content warning SAAR
R: 4 / I: 2
some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay
R: 4 / I: 0

Make /raid/

It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems
R: 28 / I: 3
Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
R: 13 / I: 2
lets dox the pajeet
R: 3 / I: 0

i love my wife

i love my wife
R: 2 / I: 0
>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"….
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?
R: 4 / I: 1
what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:
R: 31 / I: 4
recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
R: 11 / I: 1
Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
R: 51 / I: 7
So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)
R: 22 / I: 2
general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture
R: 8 / I: 1
I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal
R: 4 / I: 1
>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
<
>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question ❓
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show 😔🙏
<
>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?
R: 7 / I: 3
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
R: 18 / I: 4
You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram
R: 1 / I: 0
Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesn’t redirect to show and I don’t remember posting anything against the rules.
R: 5 / I: 0

REEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEE COCO ABUSE ON THE BOOOOOORUUUUUUUU
R: 10 / I: 1
We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?
R: 4 / I: 1
Do you like cheese?
R: 27 / I: 3
Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand…I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.

(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)

I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.

Have mercy.
R: 4 / I: 3
Zelligteens should start spreading the show to players on club penguin and cross the fandoms.
https://play.cplegacy.com/
R: 31 / I: 4
why do you like 'zellig? what about it appeals to you?

I like 'zellig because Maya is a very relatable character for me because I struggle a lot with social anxiety and I have a touch of the 'tism as well
R: 3 / I: 1
>Zamn, that's goed ztuff of zoiets, therefore zem!
R: 7 / I: 1
does anyone know what voice Massa uses? might need this information
R: 4 / I: 0
ROSS TERRA IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!
R: 13 / I: 4
>hey guys, what do you think Maya's self care routine is like?
R: 19 / I: 1
>it will be awesome if i create a crypto scam about dutch girls and force it on xitter
R: 23 / I: 3
So is Agugu the child of Mymy or Mymy in child form? Didn't Mymy have black hair as a child? If it is Mymy's child, who's the dad?
R: 7 / I: 3
fuck agugu, only Skibidi Mymy
R: 3 / I: 1
Unable to post videos on /zellig/ zoot?
R: 26 / I: 5

Indian exposure

is it a good idea to lure in Indians to watch zellig on the lie that its an anime cuz anime has a cult like following here. Can this plan backfire? Plus should I post stuff for zellig on other Indian forums?
R: 7 / I: 4

'P Mass-report

Hello people.
I am here to rally us to get AI 'p slop off of Shitter.
Everyone, make an account on the Shitter and mass report posts by "Haatgzellig" for Child Safety > Sexualization of Minors, and paste in "character is Coco Schoppenboer, a 16 year old from "Ongezellig," and this user created sexual art invovling this character" for the reason

we will cease the propagation of AI 'p slop.
R: 15 / I: 5

zellig lofi

zellig lofi and lofi mymy image, done by ripping the midis and doing things to them
R: 24 / I: 4

tunak tunak

Trying to garner an indian audience for this show, im being serious yeah, might not be the brightest idea to share this zem with Indians but im probably doing all of you a favour. I am 100% the ONLY Indian who has come across the show and shared it to few of my friends (they liked it). Im not sure how would it actually work out tho. Create a new channel and share the show in my own language(hindi), I dont know how to edit or do shit with any software, but might as well give it a try.
R: 32 / I: 8

Mymy on AF

On Nick Fuentes's stream last night o algo
R: 5 / I: 3
>not banning agugus even though they've been proven to be embedded 'P
R: 8 / I: 3
history repeats itself
R: 4 / I: 1
someone draw a goth girl to Coco and begging guy chudjak
R: 18 / I: 2
Sometimes I worry if I ever get a gf I'd lose a lot of my chuddy qualities because then that means I have to "grow up", "do better" and live a "normie" life without a lot of the humor I like now.
R: 10 / I: 2
why does xhe look like Mimi?
R: 17 / I: 4
golden zwabag text
R: 10 / I: 6
<whats your name? where are you from?
>my name is maya, man. (…) I'm from- I'm from down the street.
< (…)
> (…)
> wanna hit?
< no.
> I'm fucking with it, but I'm not fucking with it, but I am
< what?
> what?
< (…)
> (…)
< are you going to try and not be a socially challenged sad nigger for once and accept that progress requires failure maya?
> (…) unintelligible garble
R: 5 / I: 2
Mymy, Maya, and Coco discovering Grimace shakes
R: 10 / I: 2
Should we do something to help this fellow Zaryan? With the increasing number of Zaryans ACKing themselves we may go extinct soon
R: 5 / I: 2
Series creator massa grew to hate the shows growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.
R: 10 / I: 1
>Guys, I'm confused about something. When Maya says that Coco doesn't have parents, it sounds weird because Maya was adopted too, right? Could this be something cultural? In my country, when someone is adopted, they usually don't have contact with their biological parents. So, it seems like Maya is teasing Coco for not being able to communicate with her parents, but she can't either.
R: 24 / I: 3
What is the best platform for a suicide livestream?
R: 2 / I: 1
Is there an image of zellig lo-fi? I need it for something I made

pic' is randomly chosen from massacordscrape
R: 3 / I: 0
Marge?
R: 4 / I: 0
What is this
R: 65 / I: 19

/agugu/

AGUGU THREAD POST YOUR AGUGUS
R: 30 / I: 4
A zigger faggot off-siter zelligger animated the Maya's Sweet 16 comic
https://youtu.be/ZQkN_i5W_X4?si
<embed doesn't work award
R: 28 / I: 6
Unironically, what do you think the sisters would think of our top guy?
R: 21 / I: 8

BNWO Zellig Thread

Post only the BEST BLACKED ZELLIG EDITS
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Maya is a Chink

Mayafags, it's over. I was wondering why Maya looked like a Cheeto, and with my superior intellect, used the power of the Internet to look up her TRVE origins. The results were shocking. The chink is not Dutch not Belgian, but an island poojeet and chink. Something tells me Massa is some glownigger or something, I have to do more research on why he made the only white Aryan girl (Coco) retarded and Dutch ultranationalist orange (Mymy).
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I showed this site to my friend (he is a fan of 'zellig). He said that this site is used by freaks and retarded people which is the reason why this cartoon is cancelled.
Can I redpill him and prove the opposite?
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Wasn't the view count at 500k like a week ago or am I just schizo?
R: 18 / I: 3
This website has become the rotting corpse of a dead nigger, this place used to be gemmy, alive (relatively) and Aryan, but now it's just coal with some rare gems, only proving that 'zellig as a whole is slowly dying and the brimstone often being posted here isn't helping
R: 10 / I: 1
>random zelliger found in the wild on troonsky denouncing porn to a tranny
Oh my fauci the west has risen, billions must colonize
R: 7 / I: 0
I knew something was wrong with those three Italians. Fuck you Froot, Root and other shitalalalian shitskin for killing zooty zoot
>Any post that continues this "debate" will be deleted for derailing the main topic. If you still want to cry about the site focusing a bit more on NAZ and OC stuff, there's /q/
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POST AGUGUS

This is MY DAUGHTER and you VVILL respect her!
R: 8 / I: 2
What if the 'zellig girls met the Rape Monster?
R: 7 / I: 5
stan
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so, wasn't this your favorite country?
R: 4 / I: 0
why does Mymy drink stroop out of a juice box
R: 5 / I: 0
What kind of anime would she watch? Ones that aren't pornographic at least.
R: 4 / I: 0
This is Studio Massa's final project of animation at his school. He used all the techniques that were taught by his professor. And as you can see, he made the best animation with what was taught.
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>*Coco thinks for a moment before reluctantly responding*

>"Okay, fine. I'll give you a very basic explanation, but that's all. Mymy is transgender, which means she was born as a boy but identifies as a girl. That's why she has a different body than most girls. But it's really not appropriate to ask questions about someone's personal details or body like this, okay?"
R: 48 / I: 4
there are hundreds of clueless nu-nu-nufags on sharty that don't know about zellig. they follow others blindly and call it coal because they don't know anything about it. how do we reach these newGODs and teach them that zellig is actually gem?
R: 25 / I: 7
what is your favorite deel and why do you like it?
R: 12 / I: 2
What kind of music do they want to listen to?
R: 13 / I: 2

Girls' music taste

These are apparently what the girls listen to as confirmed by Massa (Including his own album chart)
How good are xeir music taste?
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what do they smell like?
R: 10 / I: 7
anyone have this image? saw it in a yt vid and want the original
R: 5 / I: 1

Running in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)

Hello.
The song was made using artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, in this case the song didn't work very well because there were a lot of audible mistakes.
Unfortunately, I can't make a new, improved version because I have no musical talent, let alone any instruments.
I hope that someone who will have time will be able to improve it because the melody turned out amazing.

I invite you to listen to the song and have fun 🎧


Lyrics

*[Verse 1]*
Strik in haar haar, blauwe lenzen
oranje haar, dat is ze!
Klein, gek, eigenwijs, traditionalistisch en
een beetje racistisch, ook al heeft ze zelf schuine ogen!

*[Verse 2]*
Sproeten op de wangen en neus
er hangt ook een vlag van de Oost-Indische Compagnie in haar kamer! Je kunt beter bij haar weglopen als je geen ruzie met haar wilt hebben.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.

*[Verse 3]*
Oranje stropdas en wit overhemd
onderscheidt zich sterk van de massa
Leraren worden het soms beu, maar dat maakt haar niets uit.

*[Verse 4]*
Met een kort blauw rokje en hoge wit-oranje schoenen is ze onvoorspelbaar waardoor je niet weet wat er in haar hoofd omgaat.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.



Link to the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7v-2bpjWLk
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What would a genderbent Ongezellig cast look like?

As the title says, what would it look like?
Would the dynamics and personalities change?
Would (you) still watch ongezellig if all the girls were boys?
Would it be more relatable? (since 99.99% zaryans are males)
etc…
>arrow so I don't look like that
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trans rights are maya rights
R: 13 / I: 1
why did xe put maya smoking weed in the thumbnail
R: 16 / I: 5
This is canon btw
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✂️✂️
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does anybody have the full lord document for 'Zellig? I don't know where do find it because I have down syndrome
R: 8 / I: 2
>AI Slop channel
>Ermmmmmmm actually, don't hecking post AI voices of the VAs chuddy, that's heckin problematic
This faggot is such a stinkditch clitty leaking kike, jfc
R: 17 / I: 5
Why are there so few ongezellig discord servers?
R: 11 / I: 4
Is this your mindset?
R: 3 / I: 1
I have watched Ongezellig 6 times in the last week
R: 4 / I: 0
I want to make some zellig related content so i can contribute to not making this community die but idk what to do, drawing/animating are out of the question. Does anybody have anything in mind? I know a bit of Roblox scripting but that's pretty much it, perhaps Maya school shooting simulator?
R: 3 / I: 0
Here's the best option.
R: 5 / I: 0

this nigger finally stopped drawing ugly characters

title
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oh oh ohio
R: 7 / I: 5
Can some drawGODS please draw Maya rocking on this build? It would be gemmy
R: 1 / I: 0
make gazelle an official zarty animal because it sounds like gezellig
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Which one would you take?
R: 23 / I: 8
>massatroonie
R: 14 / I: 4

Zaryan-core

What music would be considered Zaryan-core?
<RDrama space
Post gemmy music you like or think falls under Zaryan-core.
R: 35 / I: 5
Nvmassatoss just dropped
https://youtu.be/LPFFOxiR6kk?si=F2v745gQV4TwxyUi
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Man, I'm starving for zellig content but there are only repetitive and boring posts.
R: 2 / I: 0
>>1
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>activity statics
>/zellig/
>0 pph
alright, here comes a boost by me.
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Goth Coco 👍
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Soei Schoppenboer, Maya's mom

>Hands up you filthy sodomite
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>Mfw actual trannies who liked zellig ended up ACKing when Trump got re-elected.
The cleansing shall commence
R: 2 / I: 2
Anybody has that picture of the blonde Hitler with a beard and blue eyes? Thanks to whoever can send it here
R: 6 / I: 3

Welcome to the dark side

Ima finally commit a summoning and summon tomoko and Maya
R: 4 / I: 1
wasn't there a thread here about a russkie/ukrop in a trench with a 'zellig patch lmao
R: 4 / I: 1
Was doing some archive thingy and accientally find these, gotta post them here
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Another gem from the Russian Zaryans
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Zaryans and ESLs, how do we celebrate such a momentous occasion?
R: 4 / I: 1
<…
>…
<Heeeeeeeeey, Maya, look at the Zarty, did you notice anything?
>That the site dedicated to us turned into /clittyleakingchudpol/?
<IMPLYING?
>UHM, I-I MEAN… I mean I just really did notice… not that it's kinda bad…
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Ongezellig - Unsociable, Uncomfortable

In the labyrinth of bourgeois society, where false appearances veil the essence of relationships, ongezellig reveals itself as a potent critique of the family structure—an institution that serves, in the dialectical materialist analysis, as both a reflection of and a prop for capitalist exploitation.

Consider the family, that so-called "private" sphere, as an ideological construct designed to preserve and reproduce the conditions necessary for the perpetuation of capitalist relations of production. Within this sanctified unit, the concept of gezelligheid—a term so emblematic of bourgeois comfort and superficial harmony—functions as a mask, hiding the contradictions inherent within. But it is the absence, the "ongezellig" moment, that strips away this illusory facade. Here, one encounters the alienation that pervades family life under capitalism.

The family, in its most idealized form, is projected as a site of affection, warmth, and emotional fulfillment. Yet, this ideal is, in fact, a reflection of the capitalist mode of production. Under capitalism, the family does not exist in some pre-social or natural state; it exists to reproduce the labor force. In its intimate confines, the contradictions of labor, of inequality, and of the reproduction of class are rehearsed daily, often in the quiet, suffocating moments of family life. Gezelligheid—with its forced conviviality, its staged joy—masks the deeper, more insidious structures of dependency, subordination, and exploitation. But it is in the ongezellig moments, those times of discomfort, conflict, or quiet despair, that the contradictions are most plainly visible.

In these moments, the family structure reveals its true nature. The woman, relegated to the role of unpaid domestic laborer, finds her life constrained not by the fullness of emotional bonds, but by the demands of reproduction—of children, of labor, of submission to the system. The man, likewise, remains trapped in his role, his identity bound to his position in the economy, often reduced to the provider, the producer, the enforcer of norms. These roles are reinforced, not by any deep mutual understanding, but by the cold logic of the system, which demands that the family continue to function as the smallest unit of reproduction for capitalist modes of production.

Thus, the ongezellig is not merely a passive absence of gezelligheid, but a powerful critique of the family’s role within the broader social system. It is in the moment of discomfort, the moment when the pretense of familial harmony collapses, that the true character of the family is revealed: not a sanctuary of love, but a site of struggle, alienation, and repression.

In the dialectic of gezelligheid and ongezellig, we see the broader contradiction of capitalism itself. The family, like the state, serves not as an expression of human freedom, but as a means of perpetuating the conditions of domination and exploitation. And in the ongezellig, we find the kernel of revolutionary potential: the rupture of the illusion, the emergence of consciousness, the recognition that the family, in its capitalist form, is not the haven of human flourishing it pretends to be.

To understand ongezellig is to see through the veil of bourgeois domesticity and grasp the deeper truths of the material relations that underpin the family as a social institution. It is to recognize that real liberation, real human emancipation, can only occur when we abolish the conditions that make the family a site of both economic and emotional oppression. The task is not merely to escape the ongezellig moments, but to destroy the system that produces them.

The symptom is the family. The disease, capitalism. Both must be destroyed.
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Help him to get more likes and retweets, because I WANT THIS CURSOR
https://x.com/LidlyArts/status/1854511164476076113?t=BIuoHJPiwKEatJkeuioBqg&s=19
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sunwheel chud crap sounds like a good band name
R: 5 / I: 2
I told you that nothing would happen
R: 48 / I: 10
trump or kamala?
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<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
R: 5 / I: 1
Dead nigger of a website
R: 12 / I: 2
does the zarty have its own nulees?
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>Be a tranny whos a fan of a webtoon
>Trooned out mind takes over
>Ships 2 friends of the same sex

why are people like this
R: 15 / I: 1
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
R: 12 / I: 2
Hey Zaryans, I need help making a Xitter account after being banned many times, I've made a bunch of emails even with a VPN on but my accounts just get suspended and deleted inmediately, anyone knows how to bypass the Xitter range-ban? I've looked everywhere but I haven't found any info, thanks.
R: 17 / I: 1
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
R: 8 / I: 2
Does anyone have the video where theyre like
>Do you wanna go on BLACKED raw?
plz and thnx u
R: 10 / I: 1
Zarty superpower 2050
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24/12/24

Nv poopmy is comming, Christmas Eve, and there will be nothing you can do about it…
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rust will win…
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Ongezellig Reanimated Collab - Deel 6

Great job everyone!
Original thread: >>>/oc/2
SPVA Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O6K39Juiw4
ZPVA Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rvs403xJYs
<ZARTY SPACE
May release a downloadable folder soon containing all individual scenes, including all WIPs.
R: 28 / I: 6
olé olé olé
olé olé olé olá
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Drawing

Happy Halloween (overdue) for all
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ongezellig under control of white people:
>internet wars
>porn
>pedophiles
>anti ongezellig 'jaks
>many many more…

lets compare that to what 1 black people (kate) could do by herself alone
>creative OC
>funny twitter posts
>ongezellig cake

using ongezellig as an white supremacist tool was a mistake from start.
R: 7 / I: 1
I look like this currently. This is my ~3rd minute on this website. What should I know about this coal mine?
R: 10 / I: 1
ROY did a halloween collab, thoughts?
R: 4 / I: 0
Making Maya in Space station 13
R: 1 / I: 0
coffin of maya and mymy (with yuri elements)
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FACT OF THE DAY
Pph is so low because all zaryans are cooking something very special.
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It seems like its 'fic season with some new stories coming up, therefore us Zaryans have a lot of reading to do.
<space
A slowburn spinechilling story about how Coco got kicked off the Rugby team
https://files.catbox.moe/ktie74.txt
Project Zomboid inspired story
https://www.wattpad.com/1489684806-project-ongezoid-chapter-1-before-the-fallout-july
Mymy in the stroopwaffel dreams enacting total belgian death
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
Some batshit insane wordsalad sodomite vantablackantimatterbrim that doesn't take itself seriously (nsfw)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655
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Cool Story

Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656

isn't it gemmy?
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Soei

AKA Maya’s Mom
<
Post every image of her

Also can someone repost that road trip video I lost it
R: 18 / I: 4
The massive 44444 GET brap incoming
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Mymy is transracial and proud
R: 4 / I: 0
What happened to the zellig discord server
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I would accept.
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Yos-ACK is gem
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I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht
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hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible).
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Guys i was rewatching the pilot and…
>they removed her
I can't believe it! she's gone!
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Salutations
So I'm trying to draw mymy writing something but it's incredibly hard for some reason do you have any images of her drawing/writing I could use?
R: 5 / I: 1
Last week I discovered and started watching Azumanga Daioh and now I'm rapidly losing interest in 'zellig.
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>/co/ edit thread
>big tits
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>I don't use Patreon because it makes it easy to scam me and I don't like outsiders or however I gatekeep my chuddy audie-ACK!!
OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, WHAT IS THIS????????
https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=10638721
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OMGSISAAAAAAAA
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Maya
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mymy is built for biwisi
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What is she looking at?
R: 6 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/RR69M2cYWA0?si=AI9d-cpk797cVJMZ low effort nigger tier coal
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I want to fuck vera
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/nvg/ - nonsensical video generator

i got a program that generates ytp margeralds
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2516360/Nonsensical_Video_Generator/
i will post more later
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AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
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Average Ongezellig anti
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>NO FUN ALLOWED ON SERIOUS DUTCH CARTOON WEBSITE!!!
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>Coco.
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https://youtu.be/M4hL3jAfYtI?feature=shared
new somethingburger dropped
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only TRUEcels are allowed in this thread
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DOCTOS
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Kate

Hi It's totally kate. Not a fake.
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Gem up this video's comments
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I SAW THE MYMY BLENDER COMIC AGAIN
>
R: 2 / I: 0
Posting a high-effortald edit
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which male classmate should i draw
R: 3 / I: 2
Zarty is so back, hundreds of posts a day while shartycucks are killing their own imageboard. Is it just getting started?
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Hoi Meowya!
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The "OMGSISA" effect.

Several studies indicate that men tend to overlook certain personality flaws or behaviors when they are strongly attracted to a woman’s physical appearance. Research by Buss and Schmitt (1993) suggests that men are more likely to compromise on psychological compatibility when the partner possesses traits like beauty, which have been traditionally linked to evolutionary advantages.

In many cases, when an attractive woman exhibits dysfunctional behavior, it can become fetishized or romanticized. Behaviors that might otherwise be considered negative or repulsive are reframed through a sexual lens, particularly when the woman is conventionally beautiful. For example, behaviors such as poor hygiene, emotional instability, or excessive impulsivity can be interpreted as "quirky" or "seductive" when paired with physical attractiveness.

The "Maya's stinky armpits" guy is an example of this.

Almost as if beauty justifies emotional instability or dysfunctional behavior. For some men (including my transbian ass), pursuing relationships with highly attractive but emotionally unstable women is seen as socially acceptable or even desirable.

So I'm stuck wondering: would you guys love Maya as you do if she wasn't pretty? Because I've seen antisocial and reclusive women in real life and they have not been good-looking, but if they had been, I personally would have overlooked their mental problems to a great extent. As a matter of fact I've done it before with attractive ones.

Some psychological theories suggest that men may be drawn to dysfunctional women because of a “rescue fantasy.” In this dynamic, men perceive themselves as capable of "fixing" or "saving" women from their dysfunctional behaviors or emotional struggles.

This is where the "I can save her" shit comes from, but that is tangential to the point.

There may also be the possibility that you don't think of Maya as dysfunctional, in which case I would ask you: if she was ugly would you date her or be accepting of her behavior? Do you yourself live a neet/antisocial life? Not judging, I've been a lonely nusoioompaloompa for most of my life.

¿Would you choose a cute/pleasant girl without a career or any future prospects over an ugly well-established one?

I want to spice up the 'og, tell me your thoughts.
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would you guys
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if ongezellig so good, where's ongezellig 2?
R: 1 / I: 1
is the sharty lagging out for anyone else?
R: 32 / I: 9
>>43802
>even more pointless spam
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ymym on the gol'
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>pph
R: 1 / I: 0
gender-affirming zootbob ziglepants
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do you guys like my 'zellig flavored poopson?
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new somethingburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN4erVQ8Ghc
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need to know who drew this, give any info you got
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Let's be real here almost everyone here uses or at least has a discord account. Zooty Zoot himself also has a 'cord account and so does almost everyone within the ongezellig community. 'Cord is 'zellig culture and you're not a trve zaryan if you don't use der 'cord or xitter.

It's failbait
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Coco, just Coco
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The Zaryan Parable

This is the story of a 'teen named Zaryan.
R: 10 / I: 0
Is there a 'ru in the zarty?
R: 6 / I: 1
let's colonize this cytube
https://cytu.be/r/CobsonTALKS
post zellig and agugu gems
R: 2 / I: 1
>>43319
>soilita is not allowed here because its pedophilic content or however dutch girls for my tbp
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mymy school shooting game on roblox o algo
this is my first prototype of this game and it's actually very laggy for now, i don't know if this will be released or sum but we will see how it goes
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Heil Mytler! ✋🏼
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>visit aguguland image board
>Greeted with 'p agugu crap
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Happy Ongezellig day everyone.
R: 2 / I: 0

@tistic mourning thread

Post your beast 'WCs
>singing for BWC
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Discuss: which ongezellig girl do you think farts the hardest?

It's all so tiresome.
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new 'rone
R: 11 / I: 0
Total Shitalian Death
R: 4 / I: 0
xhe learned the arts of bwc-fu
R: 1 / I: 0
new board for real truecel zaryans who have accepted the fact that dying alone is inevitable
>>>/r9k/
come get your blackpills and plan for the December 15th event
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I think the zarty is way better than the sharty, I feel like this small community of usual visitors is way better than the sharty's community (filled with troons/ xitter/jewtok immigrants and pedophiles) and I like how I can easily create a thread to talk without getting immediately spammed with the most brain dead shit imaginable
R: 2 / I: 1
>weegee infection or however the old youtube is larped
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Today is sunday, october 13, the 5-6 (choose the right one) anniversary of the events of Deel 1. How does this day feel like, Zaryans? And how will feel like the next day, the events of Deels 2-6 took place?
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???

???
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You guys did see that cropped agugu image post right?
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Zaryans, there is a thread on the sharty about hacking TV channels. I wonder if we can do something similar…
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8808004.html#8809776
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Chuds I'm bored, you wanna raid this gooner shitstone thread that has brimmed edits of the girls? https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/145853010
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I think this cartoon deserves to be a niche and never become popular
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>it's real
https://aguguland.online/
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Vote Mymy for Prez 2024
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>Delete
>i don't care you built software for it, this is still a discord in anything but code
>Angeleno
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3D Zarty

Earlier today I found a prototype for a 3D Imageboard. Do you think the Zarty could work in this kind of format?
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>Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.
So that's why none of the 'teens take us seriously.
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guys my zellig folder is becoming bigger than my soyjak folder and im starting to lurk the sharty less and less, what is happening to me…
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Raid this reddit post of zoiets https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1fupp5j/the_girls/
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SPINNY SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
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Can someone make an IAZ version of the chudjak think gif
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what happened to zarty today after my 3-day rest from this site? except nusplinter aguguland.online or something like that
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ITT you'll re-upload saved 'tistic covers (desirable as video).
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DO NOT RESEARCH ONGEZELLIG'S LOST EPISODE
R: 4 / I: 1

yaldabaoth

fuck this shit website
R: 4 / I: 0
Maya WABAN
R: 3 / I: 0
dead nigger website
R: 2 / I: 1

mymy as a pony

she is a pony
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>purple coco will never catch on
R: 5 / I: 0
where is cocosnail
R: 3 / I: 0
hey niggas Mymy here AMA
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guys mymy abuser and satanist warrior are the same person
R: 7 / I: 0

Mymy drawing

Gem or Coal?
R: 7 / I: 1
hurricanerald
R: 8 / I: 2
I don't care if normies discover 'zellig. It's a good short film that deserves to be seen by millions, billions even.
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ongezellig reefer edition
R: 6 / I: 0
0.03 post per year
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maya lost

MAYACELS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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babyjak or agugu
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Zaryans I just realized it's not over for me, I may barely be able to speak to real women, and I may not take care of myself alot. But if I just took care of myself then I could def get a girlfriend I'm Aryan (Swedish with a bit German descent) I have a fairly deep voice. So yeah I still love Mymy and she will always have a place in my heart but I think I will become a fakecell and talk to real women.
R: 2 / I: 2
she is best girl
execution by firing squad to anyone who disagrees
R: 6 / I: 0
I just realized, why is xer forehead so big??
R: 12 / I: 2

GEM ALLERT!!!!!

GEM! GEM! GEM!GEM! GEM! GEM! GEM!

https://x.com/Davvid530505/status/1844502599757885950?t=tdW3zqolqabzY637BO7Guw&s=19
R: 2 / I: 0
VVHO VVILL VVIN?!
R: 3 / I: 1

brap

fuck this shit website
R: 15 / I: 8
Today is Maya's birthday and you silly fucks didn't bring her presents
R: 9 / I: 2
Why is the one singing the credits song obviously Mymy's VA if it's thematically supposed to be Maya?
R: 4 / I: 2
>there is only one poster on this site and his name is Zaryan
R: 5 / I: 2
>Summoning mymy at 3 am
R: 15 / I: 2
😠
R: 19 / I: 2
DOX NOW!

It's yurifag coal, but not sure if it is worth a dox
R: 6 / I: 0
ironically the low amount of site activity is a good thing because now we have a bunch of eternal zemeralds that will never leave the catalog
R: 2 / I: 0
truecel alert
R: 7 / I: 0

NIGNIGJJNGIGERS849W646935

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
R: 9 / I: 0
hey faggots check out my minecraft mymy effigy
R: 1 / I: 0
i love shalomgezellig
R: 20 / I: 4
guys how old is roos_terra?
actual zelligtoddler?
R: 4 / I: 1
Raymaya or Rayman Maya, idk
R: 7 / I: 1
they killed 'tistic's channel
R: 18 / I: 3
Ongezellig if it was good
R: 55 / I: 16
>*Coco thinks for a moment before reluctantly responding*

>"Okay, fine. I'll give you a very basic explanation, but that's all. Mymy is transgender, which means she was born as a boy but identifies as a girl. That's why she has a different body than most girls. But it's really not appropriate to ask questions about someone's personal details or body like this, okay?"
R: 90 / I: 60

ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 24 / I: 7
>nearly kills maya
>beats the shit out of maya apparently
>unwanted orphan
>stupid
>allergic to cats
>technologically illiterate
Coco is the worst character, TCD NOW!!!
R: 8 / I: 2
dead website
R: 18 / I: 5

zellig but as anime

What do you think about the author of these drawings? They are pretty gemmy though.
R: 7 / I: 1
>I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
R: 1 / I: 0
>coco.ns.cloudflare.com
R: 3 / I: 1
Do you prefer the plural Zelligans?
R: 9 / I: 5
bump for jewish mymy
R: 96 / I: 25
hello i came across this website from saberspark's video talking about this dutch anime
what do you guys do here? just discussing and shipping ongezellig stuff?
R: 19 / I: 2

Kate

Me and mymy fr fr… bleeh..ongezellig oc content…absolutely gem
R: 9 / I: 2
where is yosack jaki
R: 7 / I: 1
If massa dies what would the future of ongezellig be
R: 23 / I: 4
The Sisters with the Saints
R: 66 / I: 13

Goon sech event thread

Goon sech starts in an hour
You know what to do when it starts

Never goon.
R: 4 / I: 3
Fuck agugu niggers
R: 61 / I: 8
Self explanatory I think.
R: 89 / I: 19
I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.
R: 104 / I: 50

request shit

>>31349
I'm back. What'd I miss? Let's get that drawfag request thread going.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q-HTI0NIMXA?si=y3NDzFoWJPTnYC9l
Zoot is streaming and the chat has shartycucks more obsessed with zellig than us GEEEEEEG
R: 3 / I: 1
Salutations
Can u pls send more gn mymys..?
R: 8 / I: 2
https://youtu.be/pngogrW4iC4?si=ZxbxlJOEqycnkRNX why the fuck does this brimstone from niggerhell get to have 4 MILLION FUCKING VIEWS IN LESS THAN A WEEK, but ongezellig gets cancelled because the fucking RETARDED 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WANT TO SEE JEWISH ANTICHRIST PROPAGANDA, I'M GONNA DO A FUCKING SCHOOLCAUST IN EVERY AMERICAN SCHOOL
R: 141 / I: 34
Good night 😘
R: 3 / I: 0
nuanimatsi of zoeits
R: 29 / I: 3
If we are being objective,
1) Is zellig sharty culture?
2) Is zellig /qa/ culture?
R: 5 / I: 2
I hate (You) Zaryan.
R: 3 / I: 2
What if St. Floyd was in Ongezellig?
also can somebody draw floyd in the ongezellig style, thanks!
R: 97 / I: 8

HEED MY WARNING

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
R: 8 / I: 0
Do you know who is Kalli (@MelancholicMood)? I just saw how she had posted it (picrel), and I recognized this style immediately. Is she that ZarteiQveen who has left our site forever?
R: 18 / I: 6
Found a 'lig 'an 'ic that isn't about the sisters fucking each other for once. Spoilers: it's about Maya becoming an alcoholic
archiveofourown.org/works/53136580/chapters/134448670
I'm only on chapter 6 rn; it's an interesting read but the dialog and pacing for some things are pretty clunky imo, you'll know what I mean when the characters start talking to each other.
R: 7 / I: 2
I did some background checks on Foenkie's history. Here is his most likely ancestry
R: 8 / I: 0
Hello. I saw a video from saberspark about this dutch cartoon the other day and came across this site after searching. What is this site about?
R: 184 / I: 74

Daily Mymy posts

I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread.
R: 15 / I: 1
Can anyone explain what this is supposed to be? I haven't been on the zarty for months
R: 11 / I: 2
Will never see an episode 2 award
R: 19 / I: 1
>*Mymy starts thinking that this is getting more and more absurd*

>Hold on, so you like the thought of having a female body but you don't mind having your… private parts remaining male?
R: 53 / I: 45
https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations
make AI slop noooooooooooooow
R: 3 / I: 0
yup.
R: 2 / I: 0
If ongezellig was more realistic, Most of the students would be DSL pisslam immigrant shitskins who terrorize the halls.
R: 29 / I: 4

Summoning Coco

So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
R: 27 / I: 6

the sharty is going to raid you

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.html
better prepare
R: 11 / I: 2
Is Cleo a 'gger?
R: 19 / I: 4
I love Mymy so much I wonder if I blew my head off would I find her on the other side
R: 38 / I: 2
Hello my nobles
R: 9 / I: 1
new mymy redesign
R: 6 / I: 1
The Big Lez show is not a zellig, but hypothetically, for the sake of the argument what if it was and Maya ongezellig met Leslie
Someone draw big lez in ongezellig art style
R: 3 / I: 1
>Japanese
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan
R: 20 / I: 2
Yesterday I had a dream about eating a stroopwafel because of ongezellig, is it over for me?
R: 6 / I: 1
Mymy once said "Trans rights are human rights" and she's proud of it
R: 13 / I: 2
Anyone have this translated? I bet it's somewhere but I can't find it
R: 7 / I: 1
WE ARE SO BACK ZARYANS
R: 12 / I: 4
i cant find the thread for this absolute kino anymore what happened
R: 2 / I: 3
>agugu created by a Serbcuck
Ohnononono
R: 16 / I: 1
I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
R: 10 / I: 0
Mymy's VA covered a song by kpop band SEVENTEEN. The same band has a song titled "My My"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA9IPpmJbh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh7i4X9iIVc
R: 12 / I: 5
We won Mayabros
R: 15 / I: 3
>/zate/
>Side board created for shits n giggles
>99% of soyzellig traffic
>Nobody gives a fuck about /zellig/ anymore
The zarty has fallen
R: 24 / I: 3
Fuck this raisin site
R: 18 / I: 12

/zate/ thread

Continue your shitty racebait show here
R: 3 / I: 2
'zellig in the 'oontown
R: 45 / I: 6
How do I make her real
R: 2 / I: 0
>sex with Vera
R: 7 / I: 1
Does anyone here have this gif with a "2 years on cartoon man with glasses website" medal? It was used in the weird science smv.
R: 33 / I: 2
Well well, if it isn't an entire year on the obscure dutch webtoon site. Congratulations, Zarty and Zaryans, for we have pulled through an entire year.
Soooo, we wanted to do.. anything for the year anniversary, but we're unfortunately boring and uncreative, so that's why we want (You) to give us suggestions! Use this thread and whatever will get the most (You)'s will be the official happening for the anniversary.
(Oh and if it's some contest with money prices, i wont pay more than a 10$ steam giftcard)
God bless.
R: 6 / I: 0
nothing really happens
R: 50 / I: 9
PROJECT ROY GEM ALERT
PROJECT ROY GEM ALERT

https://redorangeandyellow.com/read_comic?id=0
R: 4 / I: 1
here is a somewhat prussian dragoon looking Mymy
R: 6 / I: 4
Holy refined vantablack pyrite
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we post drawings of the sisters as National Socialists
R: 1 / I: 1
ccccccvzczxcx
R: 52 / I: 18

Project Zigle Zogle

Hallo allemaal!
Here is some update on the project to show you that I am not dead.

The soyduel is complete. It doesn't look that great and could see some improvments, but I want to move on with the rest of the scene. The most discusting character to animate was the troon. I had difficulties colouring him. Maya was easy to animate in comparison. I also planed to make a wind effect for the whole scene (as seen in the beginning of the video) but it did not look great. I just made the sky move to make the illusion of a wind.

I think that scene 1 and 2 will be finished either in December, January or Februrary. After that I will release them as deel 1 of ep 1. I am going for Massa's strategy, since this will likely boost the views a bit (the algorithm loves it when you post a lot of videos). Animation also take a lot of time, so this will shorten the time frame between content drops.

I will keep you up to date as to whats going on with the project when I have something interesting to share. I will post updates here and on the zarty. I will try to also post updates on the tube in the community section.

You can watch the video on the 'tube. Make sure to comment like and subscribe! I would appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9bXd2m0jA

(note: i am too lazy to convert the mp4 file to webm so go watch it on the tube or on /qa/)
R: 1 / I: 1

E belisima

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
R: 11 / I: 5
Daily reminder you are loved Xx
R: 2 / I: 1

Uncensored Mymy chatbot

Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!

https://janitorai.com/characters/a9597754-6477-4ea0-a73b-02c138495ef2_character-mymy

(If you misuse this bot for some gooner shit, I WILL find out and I WILL rape and kill you.)
R: 6 / I: 2
GUYS in my dream I saw a cute girl selling both Mymy and Chudjak plushies. I started talking to and liking her and she and her mom ended up being professional actors trying to fool me into thinking I’ll ever be happy… I think this means I won’t find Mymy, be the Chud I want and will be fooled by cute girls and hot moms. It’s Joever…
R: 8 / I: 1
i'm new to editing, and i want to be a meme maker, so i did this as a test, and also, i'm sorry(not sorry) for this as my humor is SHIT. give me an idea on what to edit next
R: 8 / I: 0
>last post: 4 hours ago
What a dead nigger site
R: 6 / I: 4
.
R: 4 / I: 1

One year of this autistic obsession

And how are (You) celebrating the first anniversary?
R: 16 / I: 2
Ongezellig reanimated collab is finally finished, zarty is saved
R: 25 / I: 3
In this frame Mymy pulls off an incredible feat of flexibility behind Coco. Drawfags, please make an artists rendition of this pose.
R: 11 / I: 3
gemmy dilation on the shart today
https://archive.ph/TSnO9
R: 3 / I: 1
new 'toss
R: 5 / I: 3

Kate

I still refuse to admit the fact that mymy is violently racist… She acts like me irl and I'm not racist :(..atleast I'm not racist to minorities..
R: 7 / I: 8

the sharty /qa/ is looking dusty

paint the 'log orange
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>/oc/1324
WE DID IT
R: 14 / I: 5

Kate

Yfke.. rare drawing of her..SPOTTED.
R: 10 / I: 0
Brazil, anti-zigger and MYMY PRO-EUROPE get
R: 31 / I: 10
billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 83 / I: 38

Cultuur Gebouw

/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.
R: 1 / I: 0
Who posting in /g/ board? Only trannies do this
R: 29 / I: 7
I love love. What do you love?
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/live/AmO0StOACsQ
ZOOT IS STREAMING HOP IN
R: 3 / I: 0
Found this at sharty's /fit/ board
R: 8 / I: 1
we bumped pph so hard
R: 36 / I: 11

Kate

Art…BLEEEH….
R: 8 / I: 2
RDR obsessed Russian on this baord. Go fuck yourself
R: 5 / I: 3

Massa IRL Photos + Videos

Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.
Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/28n990.zip
P.S. I can't confirm if all are real locations Massa took them in, I just know he posted it in the paypig channel.
R: 7 / I: 0
>This site finally becomes alive the moment it's announced zellig is for really real over
Come on, show yourselves. How many of you fucks are from the 'donie now that your Dutch tranime is dead and you can stop sucking off Fagenkie's dick to stay there?
R: 30 / I: 2

New collab idea

With the reanimated collab coming to a close soon, I thought of doing an YTP collab, since zaryans are better at editing than animating, but it could create the biggest piece of coal ever. Tell me your thoughts and if we should organize this
R: 4 / I: 0

massa adressed the dumbest nigger allegations

>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.

>Why isn’t there any merchandise? - Ongezellig stands on its own and doesn’t need to be exploited with soulless consumer junk. The only official merchandise was a poster of Mymy Zedong because I thought it was funny, but that turned out to be too radical for Spreadshirt’s guidelines. I can only rationalize Ongezellig merch if the proceeds go to charity.


>Why no Patreon? - Patreon doesn’t have iDEAL and foreigners could easily find Petje.af. I received exactly one email from a foreigner who really wanted Patreon, and I didn’t think it was worth it for that one person.


>Why isn’t there a [social media platform] for Ongezellig or Studio Massa? - Social media and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race. You can email me, and I’m in the petje-af section of Discord for my customers; everything beyond that is noise.


>This isn’t a question, but Jesus, you’re really bad at marketing. -That C&M mentality, right? On the other hand, if I had taken E&M, you’d probably have a crap animation with excellent promotion now.
R: 22 / I: 12
Wallpapers of /zellig/
R: 269 / I: 70

SoyPlanet Pixel Art

https://planet.soybooru.com/#d,-177,-116,22
Continue on from here
R: 25 / I: 4
What’s a dream that you’d wish come true?
R: 3 / I: 0
Jarty's dying today
We should spam it until it ACKs o algo
R: 5 / I: 2

HELP ME ZELLIGXISTERS

i need your help
<reddit space
theres this tranny site called your world of text (YWoT) they are reddit trannyggers.
<reddit space 2
help me or something, i think raiding their reddits and their wiki would cause lots of gegs and seething, and would be gemmy o algo, idk im lacking some chromosomes. btw i made trasqween bernd gettin hanged geg the nose was kinda hard
<reddit space 3, le trilogy
xheir reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/YWOT/
2nd reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/YourWorldOfText/
xheir wiki
https://yourworldoftext.fandom.com/wiki/
R: 9 / I: 2
what is your favorite 'zellig girl? mine is coco
R: 22 / I: 7
.
R: 6 / I: 0
where were you when ongezellig was kill?
R: 8 / I: 0
new mashup idk toss
R: 20 / I: 4
>Koos
R: 48 / I: 17

SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
R: 13 / I: 2
That AI porn (((artist))) knows ongezellig lore better than the whole ROY team and mostly normies
R: 2 / I: 0
Nuisois are insufferable
R: 6 / I: 1
Anyone like ChudGunner or siivagunner?
R: 8 / I: 3
Should we make a doom mod? I think that would be gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 0
Roblox. Great game
R: 8 / I: 2
Can you slide thrrreads?
R: 2 / I: 1
Urru
R: 30 / I: 4
You get to spend a day with the Ongezellig girls.
What do you do?
R: 4 / I: 2
Xitter zem
R: 44 / I: 4
'assa changed his banner.
R: 1 / I: 1
>zartysissies…
R: 18 / I: 11
>I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread
R: 36 / I: 10
half assed maya cosplay in 5 minutes

joe
R: 0 / I: 0
>goon with maya
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
R: 68 / I: 30

Operation: Ms./co/ Thread

>What's Ms./co/?
A tournament held yearly on /co/ which last for ten days each. The tournaments are presented in a meta context as if they were beauty pageants.
>Why does it have anything to do with zellig?
As you may know, Ongezellig girls has been in nominated since 2022, and during the tournament in 2023, Coco successfully got into thr bracket and survive the round 1, but defeated by Ty lee in the next round.
>What can we do?
You will try to shill Ongezellig in Tournament threads on /co/, and shill it to other to vote for zellig girls, use some alts to vote if necessary.
R: 35 / I: 5
Mymyflower thread
R: 6 / I: 1
h
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go

5 days left, zaryans
R: 7 / I: 2
Salutations
Fuck my nigger incel lyf
R: 5 / I: 2
Why do you guys keep molding over that Kate bigger? I thought we all agreed she was just another 'cado social experiment?
R: 13 / I: 4
Does Massa have a naked shoulder with 1 tanktop strap over it fetish?
R: 14 / I: 2

/cord/

are there any other 'zellig fan discord servers? I got banned from Massadonie possibly because of the Suicide Maya drawings along with the rape drawings of Maya and Mymy
R: 41 / I: 69

Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
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>my AGU GU art
R: 3 / I: 2
I have disney+ for free now
what are some things that I should try watching?
R: 2 / I: 0
>all of jarty is going to migrate to zarty soon, better get ready!
R: 10 / I: 3
mymy boss battle on roblox!!!!!!!! (this is just a prototype and an early testing, i might upload this soon) sorry for the quality
R: 15 / I: 5
Can some zaryan remake this gem but with Mymy instead?
R: 5 / I: 0
>Mymy diaper thread
R: 5 / I: 3
Mymy moment
R: 5 / I: 0

Weekend /norm/

When is the new episode dropping normGODS?
R: 7 / I: 1

Ongezellig Dell 6 Reanimated - Archive

Hello fellow Zaryans,
I am Juniper and I'm posting this topic after the Reanimated Collab Topic was deleted and to do something about it, I'm making this to preserve any to all items that was part of that collab, sadly the video is not on YouTube. If anyone took part in this collab and has finished their part in this trello page - https://trello.com/b/Pyw8tef9/deel-6-collab - please post your scene, have everyone check it out.

Sincerely,
Juniper Martinez
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post rare 3d ongemzelligs
R: 1 / I: 0
Dead nigger site? Well I guess this site will die a hero.
R: 7 / I: 2

She is so cute

Someone noticed a cute detail that Kiki, unlike other girls, rides a bike with 2 baby wheels
R: 76 / I: 19
What would you do if you had tiny versions of the ‘zellig girls?
R: 9 / I: 3
Zellig game trailer just dropped

https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go
R: 6 / I: 0
all of jarty is going to migrate to zarty soon, better get ready!
R: 11 / I: 5
Salutations
Can you give me all "goodnight" mymy pics you have?
R: 1 / I: 0

Okay gang

Is this nigga serious? (I'm black….🇳🇬 Not a chud…Kate thingz!)
R: 19 / I: 8

Tierlist thread

Post tierlists related to ongezellig or the community
R: 9 / I: 2
New Massastone just dropped
https://youtu.be/V6uc-G8uvss?si
R: 5 / I: 0
Am I schizo or does the site actually feel semi-alive again?
R: 6 / I: 1
Do you think Ongezellig could have been successful if Sam read this advice?
R: 10 / I: 2
We can perform raids on /zellig/, never lose hope chuds!
<reddit space
What else should I add to the images?
R: 80 / I: 38
It's finally finished…
FINALLY
R: 25 / I: 8

New group project when?

any ideas?
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/SHARTY/ 1488 GET AND /BLOG/ 100 GET FROM FROGCLITTY SITE WAS STOLEN BY ZARYAN
R: 9 / I: 2
Hello from the 3DS
R: 11 / I: 4
I heart Ongezellig
R: 32 / I: 18

FNAF Thread

Imagine this
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The Dutch police, in collaboration with Interpol, have gained access to the user database of the website "soyzellig.party."

You're screwed.
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3ds fagging

Which one of you fuckers is this its greeting was “watch ongezellig”
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does anyone have an edit of this pic where all of them have soytan's color scheme and beanie?
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Is it true that mymy's VA sings the ending theme? then xhe has really great voice and singing skills. I became a obsessedcaca with the ending, it my top 1 on shartify this month…
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Stroopwafelsap

Okay so what Mymy drinks in the show is called "stroopwafelsap", which we all know is just stroopwafel juice. As far as I could find, this does not exist, but perhaps you could make it similarly to banana juice, where you simply add water or fruit and vegetables that are commonly juiced. You could probably also use the recipe for Kvass but replace the bread with stroopwafels, though I assume this wouldn't be that good. Or maybe, Mymy from Ongezellig is drinking the dough liquidated in some way, maybe by adding lots of liquid, and the filling mixed together, which probably both tastes bad and is very unhealthy. That's all my ideas. I'd be really interesting if someone made any of these ideas in practice, like simply buying stroopwafels and blending them with cold water. Someone might have thought of doing this before, and if so, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Also, lots of the things mentioned are for some reason names of evape juice.
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Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!


>/co/ (Axis unwholsome vibes doe) starts strong and is unbeatable early/mid game. They spam low tier brimstone OC and have reached a lot of people. They get beaten by the zarty late game


>The Zarty (Allies) are week in the beginning, but late game they have made high quality gemeralds. The good guys win the war (JUST LIKE THE HECKIN AVENGERS!!1!!!)


>Massadonë (Comintern) is full of troons and is waiting to colapse on it's own. /co/ tries to invade der cord to try and connect itself with Massa. Zarty helps Massa kill all /co/omers and then THE 'OLD WAR STARTS!!!! ÖÖÖ


what you guys think? :3
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Salutations
does anyone have any pics of mymy where she looks shell shocked/traumatised?
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funny coco frame from deel 5. thats all.
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I am surprised that few people paid attention to this, but what about the roof at the school where our heroines study, in 1-2 parts it is like this and in 6 parts it disappeared
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I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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NJF

what do you guys think about Nick Fuentes?
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Share Mymy art NOW!
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>Fuck, I got banned from Zelligwiki for 3 days. I probably deserve it honestly (day 15)
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The canonical age of zisters and who is the youngest

Chuds, I have a question. Why was Coco born in 2002, and Maya and Mymy in 2003? I had been thinking all that time Coco is the youngest zister, but this page has gotten shocked me ofzo.
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And The Trvthnvke Will Set You Free

SOMEWHERE ON THE HYPERBOREA MOUNT
>Zoot: Hello again, Zaryan.
<Zaryan: Hello, Zoot.
>Zoot: We gotta stop meeting like this!
<Zaryan: Sure!
>Zoot: I've got a plan, Zaryan.
<Zaryan: You always got a plan, Zoot.
>Zoot: This is a good one.
[He throws down his gun.]
<Zaryan: I don't doubt it.
[Zaryan holsters his.]
>Zoot: We can't always fight nature, Zaryan. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight.
<Zaryan: Then give up, Zoot.
>Zoot: But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, Zaryan. You see?
<Zaryan: Then I have to dox you.
>Zoot: When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their obsession.
<Zaryan: That's their business.
[Zoot slowly comes closer to the slope]
>Zoot: Our time is passed, Zaryan.
[He falls backwards, and fucking dies]
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Buurman en buurman thread

Buurman en buurman WABAG
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/mymybunny/

POST MYMYBUNNYRALDS
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What would you do?
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is the laggy post thing fixed?
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whenever I come back to this site it just gets worse, first jannies being able to see ips, then whatever the fuck agugu is, public ban messages for criticising mods, ‘p up for 4 hours, I think the site will turn into Jarty but for zellig in 1-3 months. Goodbye for good
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4CUCK'S /MU/ 123456789 GET IS APPROACHING

YOU WILL STEAL IT
https://4chan.org/mu/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mu&get=123456789&chan=4chan
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stickers

I'm gonna put some zellig stickers on my motorcycle, send me some (preferably mymy) and i'll print out some of the good ones, cheers
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geg
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Anotha gem dropped
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Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
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New gem for you guys
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA
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.
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It's coming…
(A message from MakeZellig)
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>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/
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How to add zellig images?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
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Necklace I got of my wife.
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zelligwaffen division in chasov yar o algo
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Zaryan

What does Mymy say at the end of deel 3?
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The main animator of Friday Night Funkin' drew Maya
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mikebullet12 1k subs special QnA thread

Hello fellers. Maybe you like me or hate me or something like that but i came here to answer all the questions you ask (almost all, depending on the context of the question).
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This site is obsessed belgiumstone
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havent been here in a while is zarty still getting deleted at the end of the year
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IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
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Uhh…
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me zallig now can me stay here
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CHOOSE A FIGHTER

<ORANGE!
or
glowy
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what did you use to generate xher also if its not problem send ai generated maya and coco here
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NECROBUMPING OR IN OTHER WORDS ZELLIGBUMPING IS A ZARTY CULTURE
ZELLIGBUMP ALL ZELLIG THREADS IN SHARTY'S /QA/ AND SHEMMY NOOOOOOOWWWWW
https://soyjak.party/qa/index.html
https://soygem.party/qa/index.html
https://soygem.party/zellig/index.html
https://soygem.party/soy/index.html
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>the beach
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There's an embedded pepe on the catalog, jan jans.
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Booruanon here, still working on it. Fixed up this dancing 'my gif.
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raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
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Post a zelliger and what music they might listen to
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Holy shit, she's REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xsrnss5e0
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Hey its me Staple, decided to do another shilly, albeit a very low quality one, it's been awhile since I last posted.
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the shows name being "ongezellig"(antisocial) hints at two things:
1) the show was always meant to center around Maya. so Mymy and Coco are background characters
2) ongezellig is not the name of the show but rather the one episode
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IT WAS UNFAIR
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Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
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i fucking hate r terra

i wish r terra dies suffering and burns in hell

thx
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roblox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmU
Will this be the gem that saves the zarty or toddlerslop?
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>haha lets post on a board where people doesnt like zellig
>NOO WHY PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH???
>haha lets steal gets from imageboards in a way people doesnt like it
>NOO WHY ARE WE SO HATED NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>haha lets ask 18 year olds to draw our 16 year olds
>NOO WHY PEOPLE IS PREVENTING ARTISTS FROM DRAWING ZELLIG!!!

>NOO WHY PEOPLE ARE MAKING HATE POSTS ABOUT US??? ARE THEY FEDS??? ARE THEY OBSESSED???
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We're getting old, zaryans. 1 year anniversary SQQN..
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Who the hell sent me pizza? That's not funny…
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'emmed up the 'rest
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lights camera action
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4cuck's /fit/ 74999999 GET is a 'zellig win
https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/74999999
https://archive.md/G0hSO
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pppppppssssss

uh?
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>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OUTBLACKLUNGED
Finally
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New Zarty Order in nutshell
>posted it again award
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I hate Maya so fucking much

I swear to god I hate this bitch so much
I get she's the main character and all and I like that but what the fuck she has moments where she's so full of pride and refuses help like wtf?? Bitch you are nothing but a female neet you have nothing to be proud of. And then she goes and disses Coco (the best character my Aryan princess)'s dead parents?
Tf is wrong with you??
Nah but for real I think it's really cool that they made Maya so unbearable because it's more realistic. While many asocial people don't have the balls to even talk and hate themselves there are also a lot of who ARE unsocial because of this shit pride they have for no reason.
So, in conclusion Maya sucks ass but that's not a bad thing.
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Did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
That is insanity.
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Someone please draw mymy as czechoslovak peoples army soldier from 1980s , love you zaryans
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So, are we gonna try to save the Sharty's /zellig/ or not?
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Hey guys.

What would you think if this was Coco's parents name?
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My Saar
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Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
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/ZELLIG/ IS BACK ON THE SHARTY, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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A request, since I can't draw myself.

Hey guys, I have a request.

Can I ask for a parody of this picture, where instead of Piłsudski there is Mymy, instead of an eagle there is a lion and the background is orange?

Thank you very much for your attention, and have a nice day.
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YouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon

<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What this means?
An ad in-video is technologically indistinguishable from the content you've requested. Meaning if you actively try and download it directly, you VVILL possibly get ads injected into the downloaded video too.
Why should I care?
Massa has 3 channels up, and if those videos get compromised with ads then that is a big no-no for active archiving and preservation. Considering this dude is possibly dying as well, it should be of utmost importance to archive every video Massa has made in case shit hits the fan and he ends up delete fucking EVERYTHING.
How do I archive?
Your best tools are gonna be yt-dlp and ffmpeg; former is for downloading videos, latter is for file conversions. (Honorary mention goes to archive.today & ghostarchive for general webpage saving)
>yt-dlp: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>ffmpeg: https://ffmpeg.org/
>archive.today: https://archive.today/
>ghostarchive: https://ghostarchive.org/
Thread on the Kiwi Farms for a quick crash course on using the commands for yt-dlp: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/
And if you really do NOT have the storage space on your computer to save his videos, there is always preservetube which will save the video + video descriptions, titles and channel name, however it will only save in 720p or 360p depending on how long it is.
preservetube: https://preservetube.com/
Massa also has an archive.org page for his deleted shit in case you want to download stuff from there locally (and you should because Internet Archive is pozzed and VVILL delete shit if somebody requests it): https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
Massa's Channels
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassaAnimatie
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassa
>https://www.youtube.com/@studiomassa5952
>Secret 4th channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaNnnPJiZw
>Unaffiliated channel that archived his older review channel videos: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262/videos
And as a reminder, here are his current unlisted videos not easily accessible:
>Deel 1 with shittier audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM
>Petjeaf announcement video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
>The Mayo vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZaZyfyDfyQ
>'t Histaurant, which is virtually no different from the one already public on one of his channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4BhzPK3nU
>Shitpost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhiAuKvomj4
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>"wasted precious time of my life on a 'zellig game award"
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Ziggers are now Zeggers
Because ziggers are left-right russians and Zeggers are trannies and niggers from xitter, bleddit and DA'COOOOOOOORD.
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NAHHHHHHH R/ZELLIG HAS GONE FERALJAK IN OHIO. WHAT 10 YEARS OF NO DEELS DOES TO A SUBREDDIT
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>ack or something
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END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
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mymy
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This is Mymy’s VA btw

I did it even know she had a Xitter https://x.com/_yuripurin?s=21&t=tPU0epm9VzYuP6WmvYHrBQ
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Drawing of my beautiful wife dressed as my favorite pest exterminator
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What would her personality be like?
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An interview with Massa around late 2011


(translated to english)

Santiago Martín in conversation with Mass Grave
Name: Mass grave
Place of residence: Roermond, 1994
Born: Roermond
Horoscope: Aries
Education: Currently 6th year Atheneum
Occupation: Student
Comics:
Dirkjan: hilarious, Dutch, attractive drawing style and not dependent on satire and current events.
Sequential Art, a British webcomic that has everything: humor, style, character and cat/squirrel girls.
Juul's comics on StripSter. Always something to look forward to on Saturdays.
Music:
The Living End's first three albums.
The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers.
Doolittle by Pixies.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, an almost perfect film by Stanley Kubrick.
The Shawshank Redemption, its reputation is well deserved.
A Serious Man, typical that the Coen brothers' least mainstream film is their best (hipster!).








Can you tell us something about your development as a (comic) artist?
Like most, they started at a young age. My brother, sister and I entertained each other with a world that consisted of a combination of characters from comics and animated series we grew up with (especially Sjors and Sjimmie, Arthur, Dip and Dap) and our own characters. However, our versions had more violence, drug and alcohol abuse and black humor, as only we innocent children can come up with. This led to stories, murder games (all the characters are in the hotel and one guest has been murdered, who is the perpetrator?) and eventually comics. However, this stopped after primary school.


Isn't that a shame?
That's an absolute shame, I started far too late in making good use of my free time. To be honest, I have no idea what I did at home after a school day in those years…
Anyway. Only very recently (March 2011) did I start making comics again. Caiasos is lightly based on a story I wrote with my brother in primary school, a parody of the children's series Ik Mik Loreland, but with the same black humor as described above. Caiasos does not appear in this story and was specially designed for the comic, but the country where it takes place ( Veelvolk ) does play a major role in both the story and the comic. I chose Veelvolk as a location because an anarchist society not only offers funny situations, but also to experiment with political ideologies such as anarchy and libertarianism.
There are no big ambitions, it is mainly for fun and learning. The ambitions in the field of animation are much greater, but as a 17-year-old I can't predict much about that. For now, I want to study animation and eventually pursue it as a profession. At least, that's the idea. But those are still dreams, first we have to see if there is a school that will let me in.


Democracy or Anarchy, which do you think is the best political system?
Don't see me as an anarchist who will bomb embassies and scream for political reform, because the way the Netherlands is currently governed is not bad. Democracy works, but it can always be a bit more anarchic (more liberal). Less unnecessary punishment for urinating in public, drugs and holocaust denial (all three of which, to be clear, I don't do). Distance yourself from the authoritarian, conservative and confessional and use Dutch tolerance as an example.


What is Massagraf doing when he's not drawing?
The answer can be divided into two categories:
Productive: writing scripts, animating, filming, recording, editing videos, playing (bass) guitar, singing, rehearsing for our band and working on the school newspaper as an editor/cartoonist.
Unproductive: bored at school, surfing the internet in a nonsensical way, playing games and looking at drawn erotica.


Drawn eroticism?
Drawn eroticism is what it is, eroticism, but drawn. There is a whole underground world on the internet that deals with this and where money can also be made from it. The advantages are that fantasies have no limits and there is a do-it-yourself mentality behind it, but I have not started it myself.


Can you tell us something about your videos on YouTube?
My first experience making videos was in seventh grade, but that career was quickly decapitated by my nemesis, Copyright. Years later I started again.
At the end of 2009, my creativity (which had been killed by games and laziness) started to revive. December 2009 I started making video reviews of animated series, which eventually produced fifteen episodes in a year and a half. In 2010 I started to focus my free time completely on production and in a very short time I learned a lot about drawing, Photoshop, filming, editing and animation. In July 2010, the humorous edits of Samson and Gert episodes that are the most popular to date began, in December 2010 the first real animations started and in June 2011 Copyright struck for the second time. My account was banned
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Is there a lore reason why Maya's parents didn't give birth to another child but were able to adopt 2 girls? Does he have erectile dysfunction?
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i have 40gb of unique zellig images
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what a dead nigger of a website
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New 'stone just dropped
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One day.
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Mymy in CK3?!??

Here’s my attempt at creating our perfect orange tulip in Crusader Kings 3. The next step is annexation of Belgium and gaining independence from the HRE.
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If the Zarty does get shut down, why don’t we all just move back to /qa/?
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Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
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Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
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i cannot thank this orange fucker enough

Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.
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We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
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Howdy sigmas
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I stole their GET GEEEEEEEEG.
https://www.28chan.org/board/a/res/666.html
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SAVE SOYZELLIG.PARTY
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i love fans
i love the feeling of a fan blowing at my skin, and also the sound is very calm and relaxing
for like, 5 years now i havent been able to get a good nights sleep without a fan on
i got a brand new one the other day and im happier than ever

(no this isnt a fetish, i just really like fans)
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Now. Who amongst you is an edger, and who is a gooner?
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half assed maya cosplay in 5 minutes

i look retarded

joe
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Did you know that 'leno created a /zellig/ hidden board?
>pic is unrelated o algo
https://soygem.party/zellig/
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man is calling us toxic or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWAZApHgRg

OH I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK, YES I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK
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Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
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New 'toss

Zem?
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I worked for Studio Massa, he's a fraud

Coming soon
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I don't think agugu is very funny actually
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>almost the entire soysphere sucks
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Gacha life 2

Coco shoppenboer

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If you want you can show some of your gacha ongezellig designs here
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Sir, a second Ongezellig vore drawing has hit the ‘Zarty

Brimstone from niggerhell (Deviantart)
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Art request

Make this into an Ongezellig version.
Replace Sonic with Mymy who'll say this:
>I want shorter cartoon with simple animation made by one person who is paid less than his own job and i'm not kidding
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The Zaryans brothers, who can program, i have an idea to create an ongezellig game based on five nights at Freddy's. I will be glad if you accept my idea and create a real game (art makes by "1azy")
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Hey zarty, i found a new piece of gem today.
I think you'll like it.
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is it trvlyover for the zart..?
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New drawing of my wife
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Post your eye and hair with post id or time stamp
zellig to fit the theme of the board
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any ideas for an ongezellig videogame?
i'm trying to make one using scratch
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I want the original Maya art picrel NOW
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I'm hopeless so I will make mymy tupla I guess…
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My CoOl oc !!!!!!!!!!

Everybody Ben maaking oc and I don't be left out wanna
So asked momma if could I post this here in soyzelig
Her is my Kool oc vera original
I wall sue U if U use it without cuntsent
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>after 6 months of show's cancellation someone made an ai image of Coco wears a strapon and does things with a man
I feel horrible
Killing myself (as in suicide)
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even if you dislike gugu this image is just plain funny. mymy looks like a dubious orange creature and she's nonchalantly pulling out a juicebox from her pocket while carefully examining maya, and maya is understandably scared of it
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>Ongezellig has toxic fanbase
Another nothingburger is coming in tomorrow.
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yfke

why doesn't this site appreciate Yfke enough?
she's super underrated and also a cocoDIETY or something
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I recently made a dutch baby. It was pretty good! I don't know why mymy likes stroopwafels so much when these exist.
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In the past 2 weeks, I have introduced 4 (four) of my lucky friends to Ongezellig. What have you done to shill for ‘Zellig recently?
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pls rember that wen u feel coal or brimtone
never forget ttimes wen u feeled gemmy

wen day is coal alway rember gemmy day
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>dead nigger site award
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It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
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If you had to design the perfect bedroom, what would you put in it?
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SISA
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Girls like Maya do not exist. I have a hard time believing that a relatively attractive girl decides not to look after herself and not to have friends or a partner just because she's shy. I don't believe that girls can become addicted to porn and that they're interested in porn at all. It's just Massa's self-insert and thus an inherently male fantasy.
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i love ongezellig so much its unreal
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the ongezellig girls decide to start working out. each of them get their own protein powder. can you guess which pre-workout belongs to which girl?
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This website is literally a nation of immigrants
How many of you are even pre zarty zelligposters?
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I wish someone could animate something like this but its ongezellig version
https://youtu.be/HFQn7Br_a8A?si=fU96sWuBkUefZJQi
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Ur welcome
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https://youtu.be/DCRszMWrag4?si=PSDDoiyqxNyzSezG GO WATCH THIS! IT'S A GEMERALD!
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I fucking hate 'Zellig OCs. Why are there so many of them now???
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ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
Raid this pedo/co/al edit thread. There's mostly /co/omers and one editor who making ongezellig NSFW.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM
>send this yt video to them: https://youtu.be/kAVgYOy1Uww?si=XOHQuKzjqnbQIWJp
>soyquote any coomer you find
>tell them that Rodscorpion (ongezellig porn artist) was doxxed because he draw a lot of loli and if they don't stop it, then they're expecting a fate like him.
TL;DR RAID THIS FUCKING THREAD
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
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Ongezellig Outfits

Just some outfits I made with the Roblox Catalogue. Hope you enjoy them, might release outfit code depending on feedback.
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what happened to zellig craft
i hotbread btw
>muh flood o algo
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Pretty good progress so far. Be sure to give suggestions!

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/
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zellig park

South Park Meets Mymy and Her Sisters
In the quiet, snow-covered town of South Park, Colorado, the locals were accustomed to strange and unusual occurrences. Today, the town was about to welcome three very different visitors. Mymy, a Japanese girl with an extreme passion for all things Dutch, had recently arrived in town and was joined by her two sisters: Coco, a South African orphan with a penchant for old technology and active pursuits, and Maya, who spent her days alone watching anime.

The three sisters were an eclectic trio, each with their own unique quirks and interests. As they wandered through the town, they caught the attention of the local kids, especially Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

The Meeting
Mymy, Coco, and Maya walked down the main street, drawing curious glances from the townsfolk. Mymy clutched her small Dutch flag, Coco carried an old, worn-out Walkman, and Maya had her nose buried in a manga.

“Hey, look at those new kids,” Stan said, nudging Kyle. “They seem… different.”

Kyle nodded. “Let’s go say hi.”

The boys approached the sisters, who looked up in surprise.

“Hi, I’m Stan. This is Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. You guys new in town?” Stan asked.

Mymy smiled brightly. “Yes! I’m Mymy, and these are my sisters, Coco and Maya.”

Coco gave a friendly wave, her Walkman playing a cassette tape of old-school hip-hop. Maya barely glanced up from her manga, giving a shy nod.

Cartman raised an eyebrow. “What’s with all the old tech?” he asked, pointing at Coco’s Walkman.

Coco grinned. “I love old technology! It’s fascinating, and it still works great for my active lifestyle. I love hiking, running, anything outdoors.”

Kenny mumbled something through his hood, which only his friends could decipher.

“Kenny wants to know what kind of anime you watch,” Kyle translated, looking at Maya.

Maya looked up, her eyes lighting up at the mention of anime. “I watch all kinds! Right now, I’m really into ‘Attack on Titan’ and ‘My Hero Academia’.”

Stan smiled. “Cool. We’ve got a lot of different things here in South Park. Maybe we can show you around?”

Adventures in South Park
As the group ventured through the town, the boys introduced the sisters to the local sights and activities. They stopped by Tom’s Rhinoplasty, where the kids laughed at the quirky name. Coco admired the snow-covered landscape, eager to find a place to hike.

“Kenny and I can show you the best hiking spots,” Stan offered.

Coco’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “That would be amazing! I can’t wait to explore!”

Meanwhile, Mymy and Maya stayed behind with Cartman and Kyle, who decided to show them the local diner. They sat in a booth, where Mymy enthusiastically shared her love for Dutch culture, much to the confusion and amusement of Cartman.

“You’re really into the Netherlands, huh?” Cartman said, shaking his head with a smirk.

“Yes! It’s the most fascinating place!” Mymy exclaimed, showing off her small Dutch flag.

Kyle turned to Maya, who was still absorbed in her manga. “What’s your favorite thing about anime?”

Maya thought for a moment, then replied, “I love the stories. They’re so creative and different from anything else. Plus, the characters feel like friends, even if I don’t have many real ones.”

Kyle nodded sympathetically. “I get that. Sometimes it’s nice to escape into another world.”

A Bonding Experience
Later, the group reunited at Stark’s Pond. Coco had already found a trail she was eager to explore, and Maya was beginning to open up, talking more about her favorite anime series.

As the sun began to set, the kids sat around, sharing stories and laughing. Despite their differences, they found common ground and enjoyed each other’s company.

Mymy looked around at her sisters and new friends, feeling a warm sense of belonging. She realized that, no matter where they came from or what they loved, they could all connect in some way.

“This has been a great day,” Mymy said, smiling at Kenny, who nodded in agreement.

As the stars twinkled above South Park, the sisters felt grateful for their new friends and the adventures that lay ahead. They knew that, together, they could face any challenge and enjoy many more days of fun and friendship in this quirky little town.

And so, Mymy, Coco, and Maya found a new home in South Park, where they learned that differences could bring people together in the most unexpected and wonderful ways.
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OPERATION ZELLIG STORM (OZS)

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW ABOUT ONGEZELLIG!


You WILL do the following:

>Promote Zellig on every social media and imageboard you use.


>Tell your friends and family about Zellig.


-Get content creators, specifically streamers to react to Zellig.

>Create and print Zellig propaganda posters and place them anywhere you can, at your school, workplace, streetlamps, any public bathroom stall ect.

If you're too lazy to make a poster, just take a sharpie and write "Watch Ongezellig on YT" in a bathroom stall or something.


These are just a few basic things anyone can do to promote Zellig to the world. Good luck!
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might not be the best as I made it by hand on a program I never used
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What if Maya was incredibly obese in the show?
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IAZ EDITS THREAD

share your gemeralds
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1B Project

Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.

'zellig isn't just a show; it's a gemerald waiting to shine brighter than any before, by shilling, we're not only doing it a service, but amplifying it's significance, we need a ripple effect. Did (You) see the effect a single Russianfag had on the shows popularity?

We are NOT just viewers, me and (You); we're Zaryans, the highest form a 'zelliger can achieve, however, many reside outside our nation, in foreign places such as /co/, /soy/, /qa/'s, reddit, xitter and der 'cord. Shilling is bound to attract undesirables, but our community is strong enough to filter out the noise, just as we've done before. Forging a strong community that celebrates this divine content would require some sacrifices, remember, this is not purely about numbers, it's about creating a space where Zaryan ideas, passions and OCs can thrive.

Let us take over New Amsterdam, let us gather millions of views, let us draw, let us sing, let us program, let us stick, let us shill, let us rickroll, let us bot. Share 'zellig, create OCs, spread the word, think outside the box, create fan art, start discussions; Unity between Zaryans is our strenght, the more diverse the approach, the wider our reach. Rome wasn't built in a day, Zaryans have made good progress, it isn't falling, we all just keep winning, it's NOT over.

I know some of you Selfish Little Fuck's are probably scared of any such thing, and get leaky clitts just thinking about any undesirables finding out about it, as counter-intuitive as it is. I can only pray for you.

Ongezellig won, the Zarty won, Massa will be revived.
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Which Seat Are You Taking?

Which seat are you taking?
It's a 24 Hour flight, choose wisely.
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Damn, i didn't know that his cat is died. rip kitty…
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test

>>33333
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https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1048743349/

From the same guy who made the Maya simulator, It's Coco Simulator!
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veraposting

why so little vera fans out there i dont understand
vera fans speak up
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massa is a dumbfuck pt2

>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audience
>Doesn't set up merch for Ongezellig despite having a merch shop already, and the series being easily marketable (niggas will waste $60 on keychains)
>sticks to an obscure, brimstone, Dutchfag site, with the shittiest donating options straight out of niggerhell
>shittydutchsite content still lacking albeit
>No social media presence/advertisement at all (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, whatever)
>No incentive/official dub for a much bigger international audience because of some autistic nationalistic dusty view of the world
>gets a big fanbase nonetheless, doesn't do any of the above and kills himself
This Dutchfag might be the worst business man ever, he had a Golden Goose and fucked up everywhere he could, this nigga could have made so much bread from merch + patreon + more presence; still can if he wanted to

TLDR: Massa is trans
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why is it so normalized in the zellig community to have unhealthy obsessions with the characters? (like yosack or r_terra.) don't you guys find it weird/annoying? doesn't it make this already dead community look worse than it already does? i don't really understand it
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Guys… since this will be over soon. We should archive it

Archive every single page, every thread, billions must know off soyzellig, it is a important part of history, we can't miss out on these gems, billions must preserve.
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OMGSISA
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name something better then waking up next to your aryan queen
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>dead nigger site
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Fun fact: if you eat a lot of carrots every day, your body color will turn orange
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I joined Newgrounds a day or so ago and re-uploaded all my art there today (since DA treated me like shit with the AI scraping). I feel this sudden rush of adrenaline to make a new piece so in lieau of this give me a prompt Zaryans and ill do one.

https://hancocktom41.newgrounds.com/
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3D peeb model just for you because I love you.
do whatever you want with it.
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what grades do you think zeelig xisters have?

here's my take:

>Coco seems like that kind of girl who would have nearly perfect grades from every subject, albeit only for flex. She actually lacks creativity and critical/logical/out-of-the-box thinking skills, that are essential for well-paid jobs.

>Mymy would have perfect grades from Dutch and History, the only subjects where Coco wouldn't be the #1 in the class. However, she would have quite bad grades from all the other subjects, maybe except PE.
>Maya would have a good grades from English, cuz she spends 99% of her life on the internet so she would naturally learn it. The rest of her grades are mid or slightly bad, but imo she's that kid who had decent grades in primary school, but fell off in middleschool and highschool due to depression and lack of motivation. She's also that kid who teachers always tell "you are talented but lazy".
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zlgfan is back??
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>Mymyabuse has a dedicated drawfag
>Mayabuse has its own game
>Cocoabuse has…
Coco won
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>zarty is a niceposting board, please stop being rude
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/coco/

Send Cocos or something
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I would like to address something i believe has been plaguing the zarty and the greater soyphere for a long time now

Question, where do you think all the gooners who have been doxxed are now? do you think they have changed their ways? or are they further into the pit of addiction than they once were
The zarties culture was once built upon a strong pillar of promoting nofap and antiporn sentiment, but it has degraded itself into doxxing innocent people for a common addiction many among you face
Doxxing gooners may seem honourable at first, but the truth is it further isolates them, and if gooning is their coping mechanism youre only encouraging their addiction

Are you really moralGODS? Do you really stand for your morals? Or is it your self righteousness you stand by
I think we have the opportunity to not only change the ways of our own, but the ways of many and be a greater good for the world

Leave your thoughts below id love to read them
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I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.
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are (You) archiving gemmy threads on soyzellig or are (You) letting them be lost to time forever? (when the site shuts down in September)
https://archive.md/
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WHERE THE FUCK DID DEEL 1, 2 & 5 GO???
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>Zoot!
<Zaryan…
>You left us… You left us to rot!
<My boy… I didn't have a choice. Zaryan i didn't…
>You…
<I didn't have a choice.
>Left me!
>tatadam.wav
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janjan issa sfw no deletey?
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How do you like your pizza?
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can someone post what they say in ongezellig

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
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soylent on the 'log
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Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!

https://janitorai.com/characters/a9597754-6477-4ea0-a73b-02c138495ef2_character-mymy

(If you misuse this bot for some gooner shit, I WILL find out and I WILL rape and kill you.)
R: 94 / I: 18

Goodnight guys

I could use a 4ft tall jar
R: 26 / I: 6
A picture of Coco
R: 6 / I: 1

Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby

TBD? TBD!
I post it up with a DBB
Belgium gore? have some more!
I put dead belgiums in a dead belgium store
Shoot a belgium with a gun
Shoot them up while they run
Shoot a belgium in the head
Shoot them up until they dead
Belgium hang, god laughs
Light belgiums up like christmas lights
TBD, TBD
R: 22 / I: 3
Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!
R: 9 / I: 3
Zemmed up the beach.
R: 3 / I: 1
Why is the Zarty so active on Tuesdays specifically?
R: 3 / I: 1

YOU CAN TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!

EVERYONE YOU CAN NOW TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!

Use those AI chatbots, this website lets you make your own "chatbots" based off of personality examples. But someone please make good zellig characters that are not meant for sexting. Kill coomers now.

https://character.ai/

Anyway, I got a few gems here:
R: 2 / I: 2

NSBing

How do you go from a character liking the VOC to being a right winger in your eyes (Or being an NSBer)
R: 18 / I: 4
Can a drawfag PLEASE draw mymy being peted in the head?
R: 9 / I: 1
>>33317
too bad.
R: 2 / I: 2
>xe doesn't know
R: 5 / I: 3

COCO'S GLORIOUS ANCESTRY

Recently I found out that Coco is a noble descendant of, basically, South-African “Founding Father”. In fact, her neé surname is Potgieter, and this means her ancestor is Hendrik Potgieter, a famous Boer colonist, the chief of the first voortrekkers, founder of Oranje Free State and Transvaal Republic, and many cities and towns in South Africa in addition.

MORE ABOUT HENDRIK POTGIETER
There's note towards the second picrel from www.boerafrikana.com:
>Die illustrasie hierbo is gegrond op sekere van daardie inligting, maar ook grootliks op ’n skets wat heel moontlik in 1837 gemaak is.
Translation of the memorial plaque (third picrel) in Krugersdorp:
>Paardekraal, east facet, that reads:
>1837 A.H. Potgieter went with his company to the region now known as the Orange Free State, where on the south side of the Vaal river he was unexpectedly attacked by Mzilikazi who from the region north of the Vaal river, now district Marico, without provocation thereto launched this attack on him, and carried off white children besides all their livestock. Mzilikazi was in a quest to recover the children and livestock pursued and defeated by Potgieter and his Commandos. Mzilikazi fled from the country.
>1839 Potgieter trekked north traversing the Vaal river, found the land completely desolate and took possession of it and the basis was established for the existence of the Republic.
More about him on the expedient thematic site:
https://weet.co.za/geskiedenis/andries-hendrik-potgieter/
R: 3 / I: 0
If this site is going down, then can we at least commit a jihad against this gypsy faggot mutt and dox xer before we ACK?
R: 9 / I: 1
33333 GET, so do this mods
R: 4 / I: 2
im comfy right now
R: 7 / I: 0
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
R: 2 / I: 1
reddit.com/r/zellig

NOW
R: 60 / I: 12

Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life

Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
R: 31 / I: 9
whats your guys favorite ice cream flavor?
R: 33 / I: 4

Have any zaryans told anyone they watch Ongezellig irl?

I haven't told any of my friends except for one because they think I'm a normalGOD and I don't want them judging me for watching anime (even doe 'zellig is the only one I have watched)
R: 4 / I: 0
how many of you have seen this gemerald that will save all of the zaryans I legit cried after watching this this is the best thing I've ever watched it is so beautiful so so beautiful
https://youtu.be/HnhuS5jLpII?si=rjAIZD2EWfRatqM_
R: 23 / I: 4
That was quick…
R: 11 / I: 2
I rewatched Ongezellig for the third time. Sometimes I forget just how cute, based and racist Mymy is. I love her so much
R: 1 / I: 0
zoogle.mp3
R: 12 / I: 4

Art Requests Thread

Hello Chuds. I'm an amateur drawfag who's currently bored because xitter thinks I'm a bot and won't let me use the site. Just request something and I'll probably draw it (no promises). Don't expect me to put in much effort.

What I'm good at drawing / like to draw:
Mymy
Basically anything racist/NatSoc
Faces (I'm bad at drawing bodies especially hands/arms)

Your request doesn't have to be any of these, it's just a suggestion
R: 11 / I: 1
don't be a free agent in life
R: 5 / I: 0
falseflagcord is going to go super-hyper-mega overdrive mode soon… something big is coming. avoid ANY interaction with "yakloc". be on the lookout, stay vigilant, zaryans
R: 59 / I: 19
yesterday's gartic phone was very gemmy. We should do it again
R: 2 / I: 0
><that deel is goed chuddy?
>>yes… Mymy
R: 16 / I: 11
<that deel good?
R: 16 / I: 6
Who is the woman in this photo?
R: 1 / I: 0
mymy cover or zomething
R: 3 / I: 1
Do you think if Ongezellig was more popular it would have a cult following similar to mlp
R: 2 / I: 1

'oco on 'able

zwabag
R: 5 / I: 0
I heard zarty is dying is it really over chuds?
R: 2 / I: 1

Ongezellig Gmod Map I Found

For some reason this map has a lot of hidden secrets
Link if Zaryans want to play it themselves: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3184902152
R: 17 / I: 9
>blonde ditzy retard
<blonde ditzy retard but better (evendoe she's a ginger)
R: 4 / I: 1
>zelligparty.soy
ITS REAL
R: 2 / I: 1
>vrchat
R: 23 / I: 6
Mymy is, always has been and always will be a trve pvre Aryan. The Jews know she is a threat to their ZOG which is why they fabricated a myth of her being Japanese. Do not believe (((their))) lies.
R: 6 / I: 5
what the shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelig
R: 3 / I: 2

Looking for source

Hi I'm looking for a higher definition version of this image. Any form of help is appreciated, thank you.
R: 3 / I: 0
Why does Mymy want to be a ginger? Does she not know they don't have sovls?
R: 8 / I: 1
hey zaryans, do you guys prefer Coco with an M shaped mouth or a U one? Should peeb evaporate, be murdered or be kept as it is? What could the trophy at Mymy's shelf be?
R: 14 / I: 33

/Mymy/ general

Post pictures of Mymy
R: 11 / I: 6
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022309d45e
'zellig gartic phone join up
R: 13 / I: 1
my drawing of mymy giving foenkie what he deserves. thanks to whoever made this foenkie, it was perfect for this.
R: 17 / I: 6
post 'zellig desktops
you WILL add a zellig as your wallpaper or somewhere in the image
R: 2 / I: 1
we should just let sharty keep doing whatever the fuck to zellig cause they are too retarded to understand that its only a few people

they will forget about it in a week and everything will go back to normal after they realize it's a falseflag 'cord operation
R: 19 / I: 6
>ongezellig lost media
R: 29 / I: 10
zelling WABAG, suicide wnbag
R: 9 / I: 1
'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249
R: 73 / I: 11

Why do CocoFAGS and MymyBROS have it so easy?

Coco:
>standard pretty blonde girl
>kind-hearted, good looks, nothing too special
>every other girl fits this mold
>no effort required (to find one, actually getting with one should be harder)

Mymy:
>extroverted Japanese girl
>okay, a bit more niche, but still doable
>history buff, but hey, that's not too uncommon
>just find any outgoing asian girl, if you really mind the hair, dye it
>still pretty straightforward

Meanwhile, us MayaGODS:
>Indonesian-Dutch-Indian mix
>black hair, green eyes, light skin
>somehow stunning, but also an isolated imageboard dweller
>literally the rarest combo ever
>finding someone with all these traits? good luck, lmao

Why do I get the hardest character to fan over? Coco and Mymy fags will never know my pain
R: 0 / I: 0
Where do I find the latest zellig pytorch models
R: 3 / I: 1

Help me find an image

Does anyone here have the ‘jak image of Mymy (as plier) stuck between Vera and Ms.Schoppenboer (both of them are gapejak) ?
I remember seeing it on /int/ or /bant/ archives I can’t recall the details.
It looks like picrel
R: 27 / I: 5
Does dehagifying Vera put her higher or lower on your character tier list?
R: 6 / I: 1
>Alone was I, with tender Mymy,
>and all her hair, her style dyed,
>which, I say, did oblige,
>me, to be… quite naaaughty.
R: 7 / I: 3
Is mymy a mossad agent? The niggerwiggle theory..
R: 6 / I: 0
Can this marrige save the west, chudbros?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya has caught by Mymy at Afghanistan
R: 13 / I: 2
Coco: normie
Maya: brown degenerate
Mymy: Aryan Nazi who attempted a schoolocaust
MYMY WON
R: 11 / I: 16

Mymy x Chud thread

Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.
R: 4 / I: 0
its over mymyfags…
R: 4 / I: 0
Coal but it's literally we

Think about it.
R: 14 / I: 1

i'm a schizo AMA

hi there my name is sarah and im a schizo ask away :3

im trans, jewish, lesbian, antizionist, neoliberal, MayaGOD and palestinian btw

/gen btw

/killnazis btw
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anyone remember a video from Massa where in some part of the video he shows himself (assuming it was him) pointing at a sign outside? He had his profile picture covering his face. I don't remember what the video was about, but I swear I saw it not too long ago. I'm not sure if it was advertisement or something. Is this lost media or am I just fucking retarded?
R: 16 / I: 1
>is a dutch nationalist
>makes a dutch anime
>0 of the main characters are from netherland
what did massa mean by this doe? does xe have a thing for immigrant girls?
R: 10 / I: 2
Some fag tore my shilly. :(
R: 30 / I: 8
Were almost half way through the 2020's
Hows it been for you?
R: 8 / I: 2
Mymy with her best friend, Brenton Tarrant
R: 3 / I: 0
I honestly feel bad for massa. His passion project failed and now he's gonna die from ass cancer o algo.
R: 112 / I: 37
It's June 24th.
Let's do this, friends. It's been nice knowing you.
https://talky.io/zelligcide_event
R: 5 / I: 2
Trump got nicked in the ear, how do we use this unseen historical event to our advantage?
R: 1 / I: 0
Sorry for this Zelligbros
R: 34 / I: 11
Mymy's voice actress Yuri Jung (formerly Joyce ter Stege) does a K-POOP?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVkwW9Yd6Q
R: 20 / I: 4
turkish 'lig
R: 16 / I: 5
word is out, massa is working on a new deel
i'm going to boycott ongezellig if he doesn't number it Deel Ϫ
ongezellig would be nothing without /qa/ryans, he can NOT betray us like that
R: 5 / I: 2
Maya
R: 5 / I: 0

Windows vista zellig edition

Oh my zellig, Windows vista ongezellig edition exist
R: 29 / I: 2
Mymy as Payton Gendron and Juraj Krajčík
R: 6 / I: 1
Mymy is getting lost in the sauce
R: 10 / I: 2
>inb4 Moved to >>>/raid/
<brapdid space
Can we derail this thread? We must achieve the total /co/omer death by any chance!
DEATH TO THE /CO/OMERS
or something
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
R: 27 / I: 6
ongegemlig
R: 3 / I: 0
>we gotta vote for Vert Wilders so he can elect Donald Trump and establish 1488 years of maga rule or something, or however the election is stolen by Negan in Iraq spamming a ballot machine and turning on a VPN or something to commit spam fraud or whatever
R: 5 / I: 0
Someone NEEDS to do more Ongezellig AI dubs, we already have the English one which did pretty well, however, if we get Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and maybe an Indonesian and Japanese ones, Zellig would be GUARANTEED to WIN. I would do them myself if I knew how to
R: 2 / I: 0
>como tan muchacha
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anyone have the notes for ik ben het maar?
R: 1 / I: 0
Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM
R: 2 / I: 1
Mymy plushie when
R: 10 / I: 2

What do you think of Rodscorpion?

I found a lot of his art on the ongezellig booru
R: 5 / I: 2
im going to bomb the white house
june 1st 2024
trump2024

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS WAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LAUGH AT THIS USER WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
R: 100 / I: 16

Who is the best Ongezellig Girl?

VOTE https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVJjdGn3
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy as Brenton Tarrant, Payton Gendron and Juraj Krajčík
R: 13 / I: 4
Happy ending
R: 5 / I: 0

Marge what is this?

I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/
R: 20 / I: 3
Attention, zelligchads:
I'm working on setting up a new zelligbooru.
R: 12 / I: 4
is this ib going anywhere ?
R: 6 / I: 0
Honest question, not trolling, not being hyperbolic, does it beep in her house?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya does this
R: 2 / I: 1
I like to listen to dutch asmr and pretend it’s Coco comforting me
R: 4 / I: 0
I made Maya spit BARS
R: 2 / I: 2
Anybody have a high res version of this?
R: 9 / I: 2
Niknok
R: 11 / I: 4
Literal who reporting in. Zellig and the Zarty have been great so far, but caused me to fuck up my studies in college. I'll take a lil ~1 month break from DoomZellig and Zellig in general to focus on studying. I'll leave you with this gag I had in the back of my mind for a couple months, and I'll also do a request thread (with an open-ended expiry date) when I come back to make up for my absence. :)
R: 27 / I: 4

SPREAD

>you WILL stick Ongezellig stickers all over the world wonders (or the closest thing to one you have near you)
>you WILL pay homeless people to stick Ongezellig stickers all over your city
>you WILL spend hundreds…thousands of dollars, even, paying for ads in the most notable places
>you WILL post Ongezellig Trojan Horses as memes
>you WILL appeal to vunerable demographics
>you WILL produce Ongezellig content
>you WILL learn Dutch, study in the Netherlands, work hard, become a notable figure and use your newfound power to spread Ongezellig
>you WILL tell your friends and colleagues about them. Ongezellig matters more than your image
>you WILL spread Ongezellig
R: 12 / I: 3
there is almost no 'zellig on sharty /qa/ nowadays. remember to post 'zellig at least once a day on sharty /qa/ or zellig will lose
R: 6 / I: 0
New ‘toss
R: 4 / I: 0
>Well done! I’m so proud of you!
R: 127 / I: 44
This is so over. A troon has found out about ‘lig.
R: 1 / I: 0
Test
R: 11 / I: 4
how brony fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for little girls even though we are not little girls, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
how zellig fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for dutch people even though we are not dutch, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
it's so similar
R: 10 / I: 5
Shitty ongezellig skit
This is just progress on a low quality shitpost do not expect anything truly entertaining
R: 3 / I: 2

>of zoiets

Silly parody VS unrepeatable original
R: 4 / I: 1
FUCK, DUDES. I recently watched the animated series of my childhood "The Adventure of Jackie Chan" and I had a fucking thought, what if Coco had a tiger amulet? Your thoughts
R: 2 / I: 0

/VT/ 80000000 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=80000000&chan=4chan
R: 29 / I: 10
what zaryan imagery could I stuff into the background and walls/decorations? e.g: substituting mymy's trophy. I am still an undergraduate in zaryanopology, need help from you PhDs
R: 2 / I: 1
.
R: 22 / I: 10
>all the work to keep our shitty threads up for months is now gone
how will we recover?
R: 23 / I: 7
anybody got that Hyperborea edit of Mymy, I can't find it
R: 22 / I: 19
new mymy
R: 3 / I: 0
Now this was not the 4th of July I dreamt of. All there was a couple state fired fireworks for 15 minutes and that’s it. Really? Were people camping on the beach all day just for this? Where is all the Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood blasting? Where’s my B2 flyover? My country’s smallest celebrations were EASILY better than this. Maybe it’s bc Cali is a blue state and probably in Somethingville Mississippi they celebrate this way better but idk this just ain’t it.
R: 5 / I: 1
old 'toss
R: 2 / I: 2
Does anyone here mymy neutralplier saved?
The one with colored skin like this:
R: 25 / I: 15

Foenkie

There's no way Foenkie actually shares nsfw with 'sa right?
R: 29 / I: 9
What do you think of her?
R: 6 / I: 3

Domino guy is back

Absolute fucking gemerald just dropped!
After 2 years the trilogy is completed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATfpsoW63ls
R: 15 / I: 8
What’s your biggest dream?
R: 19 / I: 1
Artist of pic. Should I add in something to the ongezellig animation collab? Im not really experienced in animation whatsoever tho
R: 44 / I: 15
Kill yourselves zelligtrannies
R: 3 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOT ARE YOU THERE CAN YOU HEAR USS ZOOOTTTT
R: 2 / I: 2
Can you guys post that Mymy Johnny B. Goode animation if you got it saved anywhere again? I can't find it.
R: 12 / I: 1

THE PLQN MOVES FORWARD

GOOD MQRNING ZARTY PQTRIOTS
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
ON THIS JULY 4TH REMEMBER TO TAKE THE TIME TO SALUTEYOUR SOLDIERS (OC-CREATING ZARYANS) AND THANK YOUR PRESIDENT (ZOOT)
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
ALSO REMEMBER TO TRUST THE PLAN
SHILL ZELLIG
SHILL THE ZARTY
MAKE GEMS
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
HQGE THINGS YOU COULND'T EVEN POSSIBILY IMAGINE ARE IN THE WORKS
TRRUST
THE
PLAN
-Q o algo
R: 5 / I: 1
>a..gu..gu..ZzZZzZzzzZ
R: 6 / I: 1
>cocomelon
R: 5 / I: 0
We should really update the wiki more
R: 5 / I: 0
Zaryans, I had a dream about an Ongezellig game. It looked like a visual novel game and the plot of the game is similar to Class of '09 or Everlasting Summer. The review in steam is certainly mixed because the plot is similar to the pilot and the characters haven't changed at all.
I wanted to live in my dream to play this game…
R: 11 / I: 2
>Hoi Maya!
R: 33 / I: 8
'teens, why was Studio Massa so reluctant to dub the show into English? It was the only way to reach new 'zellig fans. His fixation with fictional country of Holland and its fantasy language was the reason for the demise of the show.
R: 9 / I: 2
>Here comes the airplane!
<AAAAAAAA-
<munch munch munch munch
R: 10 / I: 4

rewatched ongezellig recently

rewatched ongezellig recently, it looks a little different then how I remember it being
R: 4 / I: 0
Oh my fauci, it's aryan
R: 2 / I: 2
I could never compete with the Zaryan that had a shrine for Mymy but what else have any of you done to contribute to having Zellig content plastered on your anything?
R: 2 / I: 1

new 'toss

https://pph.lol/
R: 8 / I: 3

Cleo’s birthday

For those who don’t know, Cleo’s birthday was mentioned in one of MASSA’s paypiggy art.
It’s on July 2nd. Should we do something for her?
R: 4 / I: 2
You wait for a signal while your people wait for you
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig is so woke!
R: 7 / I: 0
How come there isn't any community overlap between 'zellig and countryballs?
I'm not a fan of the latter btw, but from what I understand it's another flavor of nationalist autism from people who like to larp on why one countryball is better than this other one. Given the chuddy fanbase here, is there any reason why there isn't more people from the 'ball fandom that aren't involved in 'zellig? Should they be involved in zellig or are they mostly infested with troons?
R: 5 / I: 1

What would you do if you were Maya?

I would go outside more often, clean my room, and overall try to become a normalfag like Coco
R: 10 / I: 2
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 10 / I: 0
what would Mymy have in her room
R: 17 / I: 12
hippity hop mymy bunny
R: 16 / I: 4
Has anyone thought of making an Ongezellig video game?
R: 40 / I: 23
stop stealing my funny bunnyquotes and crossposting them to the shitty
R: 2 / I: 0
>green tea
R: 14 / I: 0

What do you think of the Ongezellig artstyle?

I love the warm colors. It reminds me of Fall.
R: 7 / I: 0
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVGDYYnO
SOYSPHERE WIDE POLL
YOU VILL ANSWER TO COLLECT THE IDEOLOGIES OF THE SOYSPHERE
R: 28 / I: 7
who is your favourite side character? mine is henk
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy..?
R: 3 / I: 1
sisa
R: 43 / I: 13
Am interested in purchasing this site.
Am willing to return to the soysphere if the public calls for it.
R: 38 / I: 15
Well, it’s time

Goodbye everyone

Time to meet the ‘zelligs
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans, our response?
R: 22 / I: 3
>Sharty caught shitting with its pants down
>Froot and co. had plans on taking down the Shemmy and Jarty with DDoS
>Hardly any mention of the Zarty
>Soyzellig managing to stay out of retarded cordnigger admin drama with Shittycvcks
Zaryans, we could not have won this fucking much.
R: 31 / I: 10
Dear Zaryans, here's something im working on rn, it's inspired by that one zellig fanfiction called: "Ongepic", made by Grim. I just decided to add more Mymys, of course! What do y'all think? (still WIP)
R: 62 / I: 14
Hi zaryans! A while back, I wrote this post talking about writing my fanfiction. Welp, it's about 90% done, and it's genuinely longer than the Bible. I can't wait to share it with you!!!
R: 9 / I: 1

Cleoabuse thread

we've needed this for a long time. artists you know what to do
R: 3 / I: 1
What is Massa even doing these days?
R: 6 / I: 1
Salutations, can someone tell me how to do 'lig AI voiceovers plz
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Made something about our favourite "IT WAS DAAAA SHARDEEE" lolcow
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gems
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apparently massa is ok with lesbians, because if you see his review on steven universe he says one of the charachters is a lesbian and gives it a review of 6 (average for su is 7)

evidence:
https://ia601406.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/10/items/stripster-archief/STRIPSTER%20ARCHIEF.zip&file=REVIEWS%2F26.Steven%20Universe.txt
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Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.
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zelligsisters… what now..?
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Salutations
>TIP: FINISH OFF THE PRESENTATION
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Salutations
>TIP: YOUR BED CREAKS AT NIGHT
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Salutations
>HIGH SCORES UNLOCK GEMS
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A question about drawing.

Hello, I’m new to drawing and I recently discovered the cartoon Ongezellig. I’m fascinated by the characters and I would like to learn how to draw them. Could you help me and suggest where I should start? I appreciate any help you can provide
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I know they're temporarily banned but
WHY ARE YOU STILL EXIST AFTER THIS FAGGOT
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dutchsisters……. what is this?
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Does anybody have the full “Maya’s Sweet 16” comic? I can’t find it on Massa’s Google Drive folder.
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So a while ago, I was down with the sickness and had the whackiest fever dreams about Maya for three hours straight. During that time, my mind kept repeating "MAYA, MAYA!!" while scenes from Deels 4-6 kept playing vividly in my head. Apparently, sleep deprivation and White Monster are Mayallucinogenic factors o algo.

Try it out. I was in immense pain but it's worth it.
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Let’s have a racebait free coco thread for once
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What is the zarty's opinion on Luxembourg?
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Salutations
>zelligness is rewarded
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can someone who knows how to do those ai voices make an audio version of this with mymy as the barber and maya as the guy getting his haircut? it will be for a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzi_-ekk6w
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"Turns out, the creator of zellig is a strong-minded communist who happens to hate whites more than anything, except Koreans" (c) E.M.

Zoot? Jannies? Zaryans? Our response? Is that truth?
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does anyone have this photo in higher quality? I really love it.
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Dave & Bambi: Unsociable Edition

bambi won moldy won my autism won
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whats next?

For as much as I lurk I do wonder when the Zaryan nation will fall. Although I hope we remain together brothers, what is there to look forward towards? I do not want to lose hope in such weary times, but I feel hopeless. Anyways glory to the Zaryan nation!
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Not lying, I love women w/ penises
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Salutations, erm whatever
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>biggest ongezellig happening in months is some guy blowing his fucking brains out
it's over isn't it zaryans?
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
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/calm/

I am feeling /calm/ today, especially knowing what awaits us tomorrow
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Coco and Zoey are ready, only Yfke and Cleo are left
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how?

what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyU
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ppppppppppppppp

(my art) don't mess with mymy
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Ongezellig Timeline

We need to make an Ongezellig Timeline, or if there is, send it
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Newest Shitstone plebbit just dropped

We should raid it or something
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ongezellig_irl/
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Varg Vikerens made this comment

this cost me 6.6mil ink for an drawing I made this shit
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BROWSE SOYZELLIG, IT'S HECKIN EVIL EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT IT'S JUST HECCIN EVIL OKAY!?!?!
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OP has autism denial disorder btw

We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).

The first month I got acquainted with the series, I sincerely thought that Maya was Flemish (just the Dutch but living in Belgium). Everything (Mymy in particular) on the screen led the viewer to this conclusion. Light (green) eyes and quite white skin (if more concretely, in the first deel it was rather slightly swarthy, like the Southern Europeans, and throughout the entire show, her skin doesn’t really stand out, specifically in comparison with Coco’s tan face, which makes us think of just an inappropriate palette rather than the literal skin color). This, albeit is far-fetched, “Flemishness” gave some charm to the known character. Really, I still don't get why Massa did Maya as mutt only for “muh lack of any ethnic self-identity” while he could not only make her Flemish, but also justify constant statements of different personnages about Maya’s “Belgian bornness”, it actually wouldn’t affect Maya as a character with extreme socialization problems and even give integrity to the picture of the Schoppenboer family (including Coco and Mymy, of course). Ultimately, one of you could argue, that this would “undermine” scenes with a clear Indonesian subtext, but in this case it would be essentially a reverse version of what we have now.

Even if we don't discount her Indo origins, it wouldn't hurt for her to just have tangible Flemish roots to the show will get more logical in context of its racial Santa-Barbara with 83 zelligions of ethnic and sub-ethnic minorities related with the Netherlands.

>Picrel: Flemish SS-Legioner.
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We're taking 'zellig to the streets
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>mymy jumping with joy when she sees BWC
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>Ongezellig gets me interested in Dutch history
>reads wikipedia page on Dutch colonization of Indonesia
>some Dutch gave the Indonesian women their BWC resulting in Eurasian offspring known as the "Indo people"
>300,000 of these Indos moved to the Netherlands immediately after Indonesian independence
>Maya is implied to be an "Indo" based off the Indonesia map behind her in the classroom

Is Maya basically the Dutch variant of a mestizo?
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What to do with my money

I want to put my money useful into something zellig related, make it reasonable, pay someone to make an actual good aryan edit of zellig, anything i need ideas
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Rarely does my chuddy heart find something adorable, but this is just overload

deel 6 last scene btw
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>Maya peebs or something
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Henk.
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FACT: I stomp nigger's heads in when I'm on my no-goon streak to quell my vril
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Koos is confirmed to be Russian…
Kuz = Koos
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new brimstone
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Slavic schizo rant

I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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spin
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Janitor applications.. open!

Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!

Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
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does anyone have some pics of mymy with a transparent background? kinda like this one? i need it for an edit
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.

“Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said
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zelliggggggggggggg armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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'zellig snuck into school yet again
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mymy drawing
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wip
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Transmission from the year 2039

This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.
7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown.
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Vera is a Ashkenazi Jewish QUEEN
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Send all of your Ongezellig Art/Wallpapers

Share your ongezellig art, let your creativity shine
>No NSFW
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while researching the history of Antwerp, i found that in Belgian folklore, there was a Giant called "Anti-Goon" who cut off people's hands to stop them from gooning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Spam this disgusting pedophile yurifag with anti-faggot stuff and dox him if possible. https://x.com/lorenzo537265
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Guys, was trying to replicate Massa's artstyle. Am i doing this good? Not sure
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Where do you stand Zaryans? (Spoiler: I know none of you found 'assa pre-zellig here)
Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty?
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Whos your favourite namefag?
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GARTIC PHONE

HOSTING GARTIC PHONE
ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131
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OPEN ANOTHER ONGEZELLIG MINECRAFT SERVER

We, as Zaryans, need to come together as a community to open up an Anarchy Minecraft Server.
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Lore information nobody cares about

Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".
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>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?
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Mymy comes back to her roots

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?
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add /caca/
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Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
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what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
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kill this nigger
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Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.
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You guys are pedos
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What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?
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Proving that Cleo is of African descent

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her
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Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream
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Actual continuity error

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better
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>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
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I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?
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/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
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Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?
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>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?
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Strange Pastebin I found

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
<
>2. Regarding the Shadow Server of the banned members: What is the best way to report a Server with multiple Discord TOS violations of multiple types? After a week of analyzing the Server, I have created a spreadsheet with almost all mild to severe TOS violations in the Shadow Server (ID: 523967300173430813). I have added this as an attachment for context, but this does not have to be an official report. But since I can only report 1 user, 1 type of TOS violation and 1 message at a time, I wonder if there is a better way to report this.
<
>You have my sincere gratitude for spending your time to answer my questions (possibly with the help of the context). Please take your time for an answer or follow-up, and if you need more information, please do not hesitate to ask.
<
>Kind regards,
<
>Michael "MikedeKokkie" de Kok, former admin of Massadonia
TL;DR (based on the translated text): This appears to be a 2 party conversation between admin Mike and someone who is not explicitly named, but they appear to be a former admin of the server. They talk about how they had "fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff." and that these same trolls would "harass" them and that they formed a "Shadowserver" where they collect as much information about them and others as possible, expose it and actively cause discourse to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community. Mike then questions some of the stuff this person brings up as concern.
That begs the question of who is this "Shadowserver" of trolls that have attempted to scrape info and harass one of the admins there into leaving and pester the rest of the community before soyteens did? (Reminder the "Hi again /qa/ bros" spammer didn't post on /qa/ until around August, 2021)
This may be related to >>27160, but the months are so far off from each other it's hard to say.
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>driveable gooks
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Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists
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Wholesome or something
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do you think she is cute?
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'zellig is dead because i said so and the novelty wore off or something
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Oh no a frog

Now your day is ruined
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i like to look under mymy's dress in the model, it makes me feel great, when i'm in the bad mood, i always do that, i recommend you to do the same, i want to run her over with a car while singing EURO-PA-PA, EURO-PA-PA and wave european schengen's flag around.
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/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING

YOU WILL STEAL IT!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=tv&get=200000000&chan=4chan
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>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
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I do wonder why this is the case.

Your 'sponse, Zaryans?
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4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=77777777&chan=4chan
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Are the buildings in the background based on an actual location? Can we geolocate them? Also, what is Zoey reading?
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Hate nazis love ongezellig
simple as kek
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One More Shot

Did it get deleted?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53136580
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/vt/ get is coming up, you VVILL steal it, and you VVILL post a picture of Mymy in /lig/ because it would be funny
https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/77768742
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Translated comics

Translated a random comic I found on deviant art with google if you have any translated comics yourself post them. "confusionandcreation" is the artist if interested.
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2b2t takeover

2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outside
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Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
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Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)
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>Here is some extremely boring information about my life
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mymy

Mymy is the type of person, that would say the N-word in the midle of the good game of Tf2. She wouldn't be banned because she is a girl!
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austinball.. your response?
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>ongezellig mentioned
Hi fed
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Efteling theme park 🌷🇳🇱🎡🎢
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Zaryan

May I please have a water
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This guy is so obsessed bruh 🤣💀
These comments are from deel 1+2 btw
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https://drawiki.com/ongezellig

ann1 wna join?
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KILL FAGGOTS
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Third time's the charm

Extended this guy's stuff
https://youtu.be/v7FcDtVKKa0?si=0bzWeLEL-khI7PcY

He isn't exactly keyed but I thought this unfinished animation of his was gemmy

>Timed-out

>Not a WebM file
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Maya

Am I the only one who thinks that Maya is hot?
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Are there any AI models/sites that can turn the girls into old style oil paintings like from William van Oranj (aka Stille Willem)'s time in the 1500s? Would be really gemmy imo
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>_gussywussy
>mutual servers
>"Neco Zone"
>"Kittens"
Erm… what the sigma?
R: 27 / I: 7
>trooncord woke up
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK PRIDE MONTH, FUCK NIGGERS WHO SUPPORTS THIS EVENT
<le reddit space
/ZELLIG/ WIN
/LGBT/ LOST
R: 11 / I: 3
dude holy shit do NOT download this webm file >>26017 it's cursed. i don't know what this janny/mod did to this video, but it breaks windows
so My PC has been running way too slow, and making noises, and the windows file explorer kept glitching out, the thumbnails of files not showing up, sometimes straight up not being able to open files, it was getting so annoying. this shit went on for 3 days. i finally checked the running processes and a proces called "COM surrogate" was using like 1 GB of memory for some reason. i investigated this, and apparently COM surrogate is a windows process and it's using so much memory because it keeps trying to create a thumbnail for a video file, but it fails every time so it gets stuck on this loop over and over while clogging the memory. i used something called processexplorer to discover which video file was causing this problem, and found out it was "soyzellig mod interface.webm" , i saved it 3 days ago because i wanted to keep the video of what soyzellig's mod interface looks like. and upon discovering this file, i couldn't delete it either. to delete it, i had to restart the computer in safe mode, and then i was finally able to get rid of it. this shit took me 3 whole days to figure out. i had no idea you could break someones's pc with a webm file like that. we could weaponize this somehow
R: 6 / I: 4
Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans of xitter, please, stop posting OCs.
Nobody is interested in your delusional characters which haven't any connection with zellig
R: 51 / I: 21
Why did they ban me for saying this?
R: 5 / I: 2
Sketches of coco and kiki (and cato's juicebox)
R: 5 / I: 1
I just realized…
R: 5 / I: 2
/floydzellig/
R: 2 / I: 0

Old Petjead banner Art

>OH MY FAUCI, IT'S LORE!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 2

mymy

So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.
R: 5 / I: 0
Fnfags have taken over Sharty's /qa/
Bump Zellig threads and create new ones until they're gone
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm reforming the Dutch Empire in Bloody Europe II. I already conquered Belgium and Luxembourg. France and Germany are next
R: 11 / I: 3
i'm still jealous of that one zaryan who said he's studying in south africa and many girls in the school look like coco even doe he probably made it up. today i used perfumed shampoo and hair conditioner just to imagine how coco's beautiful fluffy hair would smell like.
R: 23 / I: 5
Mymy fanart. My siblings say it looks like she has jaundice, what do yall think?
R: 13 / I: 4
>deleted my thread
0 freedom of speech award
R: 7 / I: 3
They are trying to ban zellig posting after one of us joined. change the vote so the sclog can be a zellig forum
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/ban-ongezellig.2180/page-2#post-32197
R: 13 / I: 4
Keyed as fuck or Locked as shit?
R: 11 / I: 6

Ongezellig

She is the best racist character.
R: 18 / I: 5

Pride month 'zellig

We're so valid xisters!
R: 1 / I: 0
What does IAZ and soft NAZ mean?
R: 4 / I: 1
I am black and I like ongezellig
why do you guys have to all be racist?
happy pride month btw
R: 4 / I: 2
MARGE??????????
R: 20 / I: 3
>lmao Mymy isnt actually racist
R: 0 / I: 0

Low effort stuff

Used some stuff I found on the sharty's Ongezellig AI thread. I was planning to use Mymy to AI voice the whole song but no luck so far, so I settled for this instead
R: 5 / I: 3
mymy ha black hair? and brown eyes? isn't that just a shitskin? I mean if not for the cartoony orange skin color she would be some yellow chink
I don't know this makes me enjoy the show way less knowing this now.
R: 17 / I: 21
Post a zelliger and what type of games they play
R: 26 / I: 5
REEEEEEEEEEE KILL HIM!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
R: 8 / I: 6

MYMY TORTURE GAME

Would be cool and satisfying and stress relieving and relaxing methinks
R: 6 / I: 2

Wakeup babe new cam artwork just dropped

Mymy is Maltese confirmed by Cam, she realised the superior cuisine of Malta.

I LOVE EATING BUNNY RABBITS
R: 40 / I: 11
when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
Some mymycare and mymyrevenge images which haven't been posted outside of the cursed thread yet
R: 21 / I: 5
Whats something unusual you HAVE to do in your lifetime?
R: 8 / I: 1
fuck this shit website
R: 6 / I: 8

baba win

baba win
R: 3 / I: 1

I wrote about Maya

Hallo allemaal.
I wrote these 900 words, but I am dissatisfied with them. It feels shallow. If you've any advice on how I could improve on it, I'd very much appreciate it.
https://pastebin.com/WtEy04n2
R: 16 / I: 8
dutch is not a real language
R: 22 / I: 3
Why are we like this?
R: 12 / I: 8
ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed)
R: 10 / I: 4

The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable

I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?
R: 27 / I: 7
what if the antizelligers are right..? what if we're nothing but autistic retards obsessing over a failed tranime? what if we're nothing but niggers larping as nazis? what if we're nothing but a pest to the sharty? i think a mass suicide is the only option…

>failed tranime even though we're the most successful chuddy community keeping troons out as much as possible
>niggers larping as nazis even though we've made so many shining glistering gems compred to the rest of anti-zelligfags
>pest to the sharty even though our histories have always co-existed side-by-side and we'll always be soyteen by heart
Yep issa falseflagger, may God change your heart for the better
R: 35 / I: 9
>one 3 weeks old episode of skibiditiolet has more views than all of ognezellig "episodes"
is our "show" dogshit?

(Baited no one award)
R: 3 / I: 0
Evromymy
R: 9 / I: 1
Why even pay for the servers of this dead website? are we this retarded zelligniggers? XD

We'll always live in your head rent-free.
R: 5 / I: 4
Zellig is a sharty culture
R: 42 / I: 9

Mymy care thread

Total mymyabusefag death
Total Mymy victory
R: 11 / I: 2
mymy doodle
R: 4 / I: 1

Last night Massa was in my dreams

I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.
R: 9 / I: 3
Does anyone have the English Version of this on hand please?
R: 8 / I: 0
Ban Mymy abuse and the faggots who post it
R: 6 / I: 1
You killed the man, not the idea
R: 12 / I: 3
do you use a 0.5 pencil (aryan) or 0.7 pencil (aryan)
R: 1 / I: 0

Ghanshan thread

I saw this on the zelligwiki, the account seems pretty tame to me, I actually like her OC's.

Can someone redpill me on if shes a troon or smth
R: 43 / I: 14
Coco is going to Heaven
R: 1 / I: 0

FROOOT WHAT IS THIS

why does it say my ip is blocked from posting on the sharty even doe i use a vpn (i use nord)
R: 22 / I: 6
Befriend Mymy. Respect Mymy. Pat Mymy's head. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Mymy's mouth. Love Mymy. Share some food with Mymy. Hug Mymy. Launch Mymy into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Mymy like a human being. Warn Mymy not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Mymy. Cuddle with Mymy. Watch TV and play video games with Mymy. Invite Mymy to parties. Report Mymy to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop mymyabuseniggers in half. Give up your seat for Mymy. Free Mymy from quicksand. Tell racist jokes with Mymy. Appreciate Mymy. Eat with Mymy. Dance with Mymy with steel-toed boots. Cremate Mymy in the oven, but only if her family didn't want her to be buried. Dignify Mymy. Civil rights for Mymy. Collect Mymy's garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Mymy with a ray gun. Help Mymy cross the road. Shake Mymy's hand. Admire Mymy. Slice mymyabuseniggers with a katana. Behead mymyabuseniggers with a battle axe. Stab mymyabuseniggers until they bleed out. Explode a mymyabusenigger's head with a shotgun. Go to a mymyabuse convention with a car bomb. Burn down a mymyabusenigger's house while xhey're in it. Force a mymyabusenigger into a brazen bull. Dox mymyabuseniggers. Push a mymyabusenigger off a cliff. Kidnap a mymyabusenigger and starve xhem to death. Crucify mymyabuseniggers. Drown a mymyabusenigger in the ocean. Hang a mymyabusenigger from a tree. Kneel on a mymyabusenigger's neck. Bully a mymyabusenigger into suicide. Choke a mymyabusenigger to death. Punch a mymyabusenigger so hard xheir teeth fall out. Run over a mymyabusenigger with a truck. Shoot a mymyabusenigger with a sniper rifle. Crush a mymyabusenigger's toes with a hammer. Slit a mymyabusenigger's throat. Waterboard mymyabuseniggers. Skin a mymyabusenigger alive.
R: 5 / I: 1

FIX THE FUCKING ZELLIGWIKI

It has been taken over by degenerate kikes for days. Just replace the porn images with Nazi flags or do literally anything else just stop this degeneracy
R: 4 / I: 0
how did that guy manage to get his thread deleted 4 times in a row holy geg
R: 22 / I: 3

/MCG/ Mymy Care General

Kill your local mymyabusefag
R: 5 / I: 1
Someone PLEASE make more mymycare gems
R: 13 / I: 6
>every kid should be given puberty blockers until they turn 25 in case they turn out to be trans
Marge, why did Mymy say this?
R: 12 / I: 4
ZARTYCUCKS WHAT THIS?
R: 47 / I: 5
>massa sells ongezellig to a big animation studio
>Ongezellig becomes a dutch TV show
>they make Mymy lesbian and give Coco a black boyfriend just to distance the show from chudcels
R: 5 / I: 2
Im thinking of buying the swords and sandals full bundle, have you ever played a swords and sandals game before?
R: 20 / I: 8
Babe wake up, new AU just dropped
R: 2 / I: 1
anyone has this image in higher res?
R: 12 / I: 3

R_TERRA leaked real!!11!!11

Zaryans, R terras face got leaked on der cord omgsisa beautiful trans latinx
R: 13 / I: 5
is "GEKOLONISEERD" like BLACKED/BLEACHED but dutch
R: 29 / I: 13
Not going to twitter again
R: 12 / I: 2
>私はカミングしています
R: 2 / I: 1
Make a zellig gem out of this
https://youtu.be/reOLeLX0Q9U?si=iZs6Mb55x_w_f5TP
R: 4 / I: 0
We should donate a CoCo’s statue to Orania
R: 0 / I: 0
Mymy and Chud thread
R: 15 / I: 1
Jesus Christ everywhere I go I see her
I cannot escape her
I AM GOING MAD I AM GOING MENTAL HELP
WHAT DID I DO TO GET MAYA TO HAUNT ME
R: 5 / I: 1
Screw school
Exams are temporary
Ongezellig is eternal
R: 3 / I: 0

Million dollar zellig flag

Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shell
I just purchased 5x10 inches of space on Lord Mile's flag.
https://x.com/real_lord_miles/status/1793436657284259936
https://ko-fi.com/s/027ede70f3
This is what I put on it. You may also add more space and put it next to this.
Zellig worldwide or something
R: 6 / I: 1

Ongezellig Fan art

>you are filled with soy and microplastics
R: 29 / I: 5
Mymy holding gemmy Russian and Ukrainian flags
R: 13 / I: 2

Maya is Aryan

Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.
R: 7 / I: 1

Gemerald

Some legend made a very high effort image ot Mymy wearing Brenton Tarrant's armor and holding a similar gun. This is probably the best Ongezellig fanart I've ever seen
R: 9 / I: 0
Our response Zaryans?
R: 2 / I: 1
'zellig is just dutch MLP.
R: 14 / I: 7
Can someone draw Mymy kneeling on george floyd
R: 3 / I: 1
Oh my Fauci…
R: 4 / I: 0
How different would things be if the 'Rona/Kung Flu outbreak never happened during zellig's development? Would the /qa/ shill still happen? Would Soot have still made the Sharty if everyone wasn't stuck inside by then?
R: 10 / I: 3
Mymy with her best friend, Payton Gendron
R: 4 / I: 0

how do i make nutwave songs?

title
R: 2 / I: 1
I am fully conceived that you could replace most of the Garfield comics with Maya and mymy and it still would work
R: 1 / I: 0
Total zaryan victory
R: 32 / I: 9
Can someone draw Mymy holding Brenton Tarrant's gun and/or wearing his armor which he wore during the shooting
R: 16 / I: 12
Found this on sharty: https://www.sp-studio.de/#

YOU WILL MAKE GEMS
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy saying a gemmy speech about /co/omers
R: 0 / I: 0
Hearing the original voice acting from the old pilot is so odd
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM&feature=youtu.be
R: 2 / I: 0
Low effort art I made of Mymy
R: 8 / I: 1
ALERT ALERT ALERT MYMY ON PPF IS UNDER ATTACK
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1226,-562,18
HEAD INTO THIS THREAD FOR THE IMAGE OVERLAY AND IMAGE
https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/157.html#q196
R: 34 / I: 10
I just got flashed by that image with Mymy and Maya holding a chart comparing “female sexual attractiveness vs age” what the fuck is wrong with you niggas
R: 15 / I: 0
Zelligwaffen Division propaganda
R: 20 / I: 8

My plan

Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.

I will be watching Ongezellig (fully) 5 times everyday. I will also study dutch for like an hour using a book and for around the same site using a site. I will report back every week.

Wish me luck, or whatever.
R: 15 / I: 5
itt post ongezellig yuri
R: 8 / I: 1
Anatomy of a Chud
R: 13 / I: 4

Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)

Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.
<REDDIT
Basically we take tranny/leftoid memes and make characters look like Mymy killing them and niggers, share them online and add soyzellig.party next to the author names. It would help bring chud traffic to the site and increase troon rope rates, or something.
I've also provided a cutout of Mymy's hair just to make it easier to plaster onto characters when creating
R: 4 / I: 1
TKD
R: 22 / I: 3
If you hate Sharty, you will never be a real Zaryan. If you hate Zarty, you will never be a real Soyteen.
R: 12 / I: 0
I drew Mymy as the yes chad meme
R: 4 / I: 3
Here niggas, now stop using that low quality shit I keep seeing posted
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we post drawings of the Sisters as National Socialists
R: 27 / I: 11
>Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.
<
>>Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
>>Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
>>Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
>>Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
>>Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
>>Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents
<
>The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.
Mymyxisters, our response?????????
R: 246 / I: 84

Requests

Im planning on doing requests for ongezellig fartart. Feel free to request anything except for gross yuri lesbian gay ship retardation.
I'll do them at my own pace and post them on this thread/twitter(yosack jaki) or something idk. maybe il do a good job
R: 4 / I: 1
im innocent plz stop banning me
R: 8 / I: 5
How come we never got a Maya or Coco version of this pic?.
R: 2 / I: 1
'Assa's logo + others, got it from the 'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20181019140816/http://www.studiomassa.nl/
R: 2 / I: 0
This is canon
R: 16 / I: 9
1 million
R: 35 / I: 8

R_Terra copypasta

"Living moving forward
Might party leads:
The Boer people march
And you are their banner, Coco!

For all Boers, like light,
You've been burning since your mouth
Leading to where there is no grief.
Where is joy, Coco!

Years go by, year after year
You protect us from adversity
And the distant sky is visible
You top, Coco!

You dried up the enemy's greed
You taught us how to win
You handed the key into the hands of the week
From new life, Coco!

You are known throughout the universe
You are a glorious master of deeds
Knowing the thoughts of the poor
I sing to you, Coco!"

R_Terra gem!
R: 11 / I: 3

Hello

Guys have you heard of this new anime called Ongezellig? I've been planning to watch it ever since it released, but had no time. Is it good? It kinda deviates from normal anime style, so it might be interesting.
R: 2 / I: 2
Pixel art I made
R: 3 / I: 1
Shitty pixel art I made on pixelplace.io
R: 12 / I: 0
so what does this picture actually portrays? why are they crying in the back??
R: 0 / I: 0
I took over iran in pixelplace.io
R: 5 / I: 1
how do i set up the program that's used to make the ongezellig ai covers or whatever
R: 2 / I: 1
Coco and Mymy holding the Nazi flag
R: 3 / I: 1
Just some gems
R: 16 / I: 5

Ongezellig keychains

Will you buy?
R: 2 / I: 1
>Ongezellig
R: 2 / I: 0

Ongezellig Reanimated Collab #2

Post your finished work here, since Zooty Zoot can't fix pinned thread.
Previous thread: >>7779
R: 1 / I: 1
>talented in art, still his art gets disliked by his teacher somehow
<talented in slideshow presentation making, still her art gets disliked by her teacher
>got rejected from art school
<didnt got rejected from any school, atleast for now
R: 7 / I: 1
Activity check, does anyone wanna do twitch raids
R: 10 / I: 6
Who gave the owners of watchpeopledie the idea to add ongezellig emojis? They turned them into fucking furries
R: 5 / I: 3
my love for 'zellig is fading.. post gems to replenish my love.. dont leave me behind zaryans..
R: 3 / I: 0
SPVA WAS THE GUY WHO MADE THE ORIGINAL SHARTY ZELLIG BANNER WHATTTTTTT
R: 7 / I: 2

Chud n Mymy or something

The Chud x Mymy thread broke so I'll be making a new one here.
R: 25 / I: 4

Ideas for ongesellig

Offer your ideas for the show, what is the role of other characters, what is the development of the heroines and the ending for the series
R: 6 / I: 0
what is this website i found it on pixelplanet.fun
R: 2 / I: 1
old toss i never shared cause i forgot
R: 6 / I: 1
Maya WIN
R: 33 / I: 7
Erm, what the sigma
R: 10 / I: 1

Rectification

There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:

pedophilia – sexual attraction to prepubescent people.
hebephilia – sexual attraction to people in early puberty (from 11 to 14 years old).
ephebophilia – sexual attraction to people aged 15–19.

Why am I writing this? Because I think it should be explained that some people who like the sisters and their friends too much are called wrongly. The correct term is simply a pervert, not a pedophile.
R: 2 / I: 0
Another new 'cordclitty shit nobody cares about OC
R: 7 / I: 1
>cordtrannies raid the site for 10 minutes
>zoot just deletes them
>nothingburger
What do they think they'll achieve with this? Some prints on their #general ?
R: 5 / I: 1
Haven’t posted on zarty in a while
R: 8 / I: 2
for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something
R: 5 / I: 0
Second Beatles cover!
R: 6 / I: 0
what do (You) want to see when you open soyzellig.party? what does a good day on zarty look like for you?
R: 8 / I: 4

KIKI

WHEN SHE SEES…
R: 18 / I: 2
i'm a stone cold incel CHVD and it angers me greatly when i see w*men in the ongezellig community
R: 13 / I: 2
So have any of you found your one true Maya or Mymy GF yet from here?
R: 2 / I: 0
new soytan dropped
R: 6 / I: 2
Canon art!! (JK)
R: 19 / I: 2

Mayas bookshelf

By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.
Supposing there is a point to this change, what books would she have? Would it just be her school textbooks, or would she procure books about a particular hobby or interest?
In a broader sense, what interests would she have besides porn and video games? What hobbies could she pick up, if any? There was one image of her with a guitar(I think) case, but what else could she pick up?
R: 4 / I: 1
Autism does NOT exist.
Being diagnosed with autism means absolutely nothing at all.
Getting a diagnosis, if anything, is a detriment under certain circumstances, like if you're trying to apply for a job and are subject to medical examinations. Any mental conditions get you filtered out.
R: 5 / I: 1

THEY DON'T EXIST!

THEY DON'T EXIST, FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT, DEGENERATE!!!

YOUR PLACE IS IN A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY!!!
R: 5 / I: 0

Art Thread

TGD
R: 22 / I: 2
Sorry to be le doomer but can someone remind me what there is to live for?
R: 15 / I: 7
What pastry do you like most?
i really like apple pie it goes great with custard
R: 10 / I: 2
all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
R: 8 / I: 2

Postal Zellig

For all the school shooting Mymy content thats out there I'm surprised there isn't anything related to Postal or Hatred made with Ongezellig
R: 14 / I: 3
Mymy is so pretty chuds… i want to hug her…
R: 11 / I: 0
We should buy ad on shanty
R: 6 / I: 4
how often do you 'zellig?
R: 39 / I: 15

Chud x Mymy

The only ship I condone they just have so much in common.
R: 11 / I: 9

I am new here

I hope this works also don't kill me, I am too old to die
R: 11 / I: 3
Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
R: 0 / I: 0
NEVER GOOOON!!!
R: 65 / I: 17

KILL R TERRA

to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH.
R: 20 / I: 6
What is our response?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7164544.html
R: 11 / I: 3
Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world.
R: 18 / I: 3

Big ass eyes

Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkTRe1qNsg
god bless my recommended
R: 1 / I: 0
Upswell
R: 11 / I: 2

Cleo's Question

w-w-whats TND Zaryan?
R: 3 / I: 1
Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters
R: 18 / I: 6
Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs
>Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed
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why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary?
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whose your least favorite backround character?
R: 3 / I: 1
But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !
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Song Request

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
R: 5 / I: 2
Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)
R: 4 / I: 0
This is how i watch zellig
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bros why does my weenie go up when I see her?
R: 5 / I: 0
every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment
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Need things for my Mymy shrine

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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Sharty nonsense

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?
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New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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/skibidi/

skibidi
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf.
R: 5 / I: 2
rape
R: 21 / I: 2
how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep
R: 47 / I: 4
Do you believe in souls?
R: 3 / I: 1
If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
R: 47 / I: 11
This selling TikTok account killed themself💀
One of our own😔
R: 12 / I: 0
days are flying by me bros, I don't even realize it and a whole week goes by without me having done anything
R: 40 / I: 12
What languages are you learnings/know at the moment?
R: 11 / I: 1
Is this real
R: 63 / I: 9
Are our days counted? The novelty has worn off and there is only so much you can say about a show with one (1) episode. I give it a year before 99% of you move onto something else and this board dies out.
R: 5 / I: 1
A third of these guys look retarded, the girls must be going to one of the worst schools around
R: 5 / I: 0
has 'zellig inspired you to start your own web cartoon? if not then you should get to fucking work
R: 33 / I: 9

Zellig image generation in Massa's style

What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslop
This was the most promising model but it's not what I'm going for https://pixai.art/model/1644300693524083429
R: 7 / I: 1
vvake up zaryans were doing some twitch raids soon
R: 1 / I: 0
We're so back?
R: 2 / I: 0
Dropping more coal here. See ya
R: 7 / I: 0
Would you rather outlive your partner and be lonely till you die or die before your partner does and have them possibly find someone else while your gone
R: 15 / I: 3
I have started aa new youtube archive project for the zarty
feel free to suggest videos to upload in this thread or at Nook1488@onionmail.org

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBIgj22ZbKGKdzb7FoG5g7Q
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ITT post Henrijke Van Ztroopelbosch
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orange fucker
R: 2 / I: 0
<I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
R: 28 / I: 8
This is you in future or something
R: 0 / I: 0
The Dutch word for "coal is "kool"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kool#Etymology_2_3
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playing in a field
R: 2 / I: 0
JUST STOLE THE 1300 GET IN /frog/ GEEEEEEEEEEG
https://soyak.party/frog/thread/1300.html
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so, what are some other zellig-like cartoons? this is the only ever cartoon apart from the Simpsons I actually sat down and watched and enjoyed
R: 18 / I: 5
Hoi, Maya!
R: 19 / I: 13

maya

reminder that maya is the cutest girl
R: 37 / I: 3

age

I've noticed that time and time again it comes out that one of you guys are too young to even be considered a soyteen. What is the average age of this sites users?
R: 83 / I: 17
I'm bored so lets try do a skribbl.io raid. Just draw 'zellig gems on this guys stream
https://www.twitch.tv/libafo
https://skribbl.io/?szCfg7m9
>jannies pls dont move to raid that board is dead
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wario sings ik ben het maar and xer voice is so attractive
R: 33 / I: 7
Just found this place and it looks fun but I've got some questions:
1. Can jannies and mods see IPs? How many people can see my IP if I'm not banned or warned?
2. What do you guys think about the sharty?
3. Can I post Vera or is zarty more about mymy, coco and maya?
4. Who's the best girl in the show?
5. Is there a thread archive?
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Ongezellig Roblox Hairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCY
These cost 8,100 Robux to publish (roughly worth 80 usd) so buy up zaryans
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https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/79.html
I invite yall for our first actual raid on /raid/ (WAOOOWWW)
Seriously everyone is invited expect frogniggers and /frog/ cock suckers
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Prepare
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https://youtu.be/y6_iibXrgN8?si=Oa6AsNg53hWTCZuT

This is still the funniest Ongezellig video ever. I don't know who told this 40 year old truck driver about this show but I'm glad they did. He has no clue what is going on in the entire video it's hilarious
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>or something
Ztonetoss
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new here wat nou? (Margerald)

newGOD here.

Can someone marge me in on the current situation with Massa? I know he said the show isn't cancelled, but has he ever mentioned anything about it's association with the dreaded bald cartoon man with glasses website?
Are there any plans to boost the shows popularity/ improve optics? If so, how do I get involved? I'm willing to do my part.

Also, what do you guys do on here for fun? Is this a hecking safespace? (I'm a proud transkween btw.)
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if this is the GET, Zoot is required by law to make /wario/
<GET FAILED BECAUSE REQUEST LOOKED AUTOMATED, POST FAILED
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/mongolia/ won
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A girl came up to me today after class to ask me to clarify for her something she didn't understand and I spent the whole day thinking about it because I'm retarded just like that.
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47 posts left for 20000 GET
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Guys I've got a great idea on how to continue Ongezellig.
>Replace all characters with Mymy
>They just kill each other and shit
>That's it
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Something big is gonna happen tomorrow (or today depending on wya), I can feel it
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We all know that ongezellig actually came out in 2018, but whatever.
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Drawing thread

I really wanna practice in drawing, so give me some ideas and I would draw them.
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TOTAL YAMI DEATH
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Ongezellig Now!
Full metal Zellig?
Ongezellig-toon?
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just saw a comic of maya being groomed as a 15 year old into sex. im ending it tonight.
R: 2 / I: 1
made this gem because of that one aryan who spams wario pictures on here
R: 0 / I: 0
what are these trash niggercoal posts in the past 30ish minutes
R: 4 / I: 3
Maya is keyed
R: 18 / I: 4
"HALLO ALLEGOY… *ERHM-ERHM* I MEAN ALLEMAAL"
R: 11 / I: 5
who made the zellig game
R: 9 / I: 4
Nuke everyone who makes shipping on fictional characters (Such as Mymy x Kiki, Maya x Mats (presumably self-insert), Coco x Cleo and etc) and /co/omerfags! I wish you Belgians will disappear!
R: 25 / I: 5
Ongezellig is mainstream now
https://ifunny.co/picture/5ZdlEz8MB?s=cl
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>soicuckzellig.poopy: 1,857 posts
>thefrogGOD.org: 3,695 posts
GEG
R: 2 / I: 0
>Lulu from WarioWare looks like Mym- WAH-CK!
R: 1 / I: 0
>why not add her to the fight
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Project ROY

Did you guys hear about this?
R: 9 / I: 1
Daily reminder that you are loved
R: 4 / I: 1
can an artGOD draw mymy as caesar?
R: 13 / I: 8

r/zellig

I was unsure about that subreddit in the first place , but now im sure this niggerhell will kill zellig
R: 2 / I: 0
What's the original of this zemerald?
R: 31 / I: 5
If Maya was a real person, would your really feel sorry for her if she killed herself?
R: 9 / I: 3
(Not related to Zellig) First time drawing soyjack, is it good?
R: 18 / I: 4

(TERMINATED)

bros…
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did this in my spare time. most 'jak assets recreated 1:1. 38 layers with a bunch of mouths and eyebrows, everything can be deleted, recolored, or moved around.
<
i crashed myself a few times while making this so be cautious.
https://files.catbox.moe/izuyxd.pdn
R: 1 / I: 0
this is what mymy will look like in 2030
R: 0 / I: 0
'lig on the 'log
fellow zaryans
R: 25 / I: 4

Coco Built For BBC

…"Big Brenton Cock" I mean
R: 6 / I: 2
I love ArktidA (And Mymy would love it too)
https://youtu.be/lLTOHVcYg0w?si=0Ts6BJKW_or0f3qu
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Should I make more pencil fanart rather than digital or just do both (pencil is easier and for digital I have to utilize a fucking touchpad)
R: 5 / I: 4
are there any zaryans that also happen to be pikaryans here?
R: 5 / I: 0

terra

zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke
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How terminally online are your siblings? Are you one of the "normal" ones or are you browsing your soycial media for that daily dopamine hit?
R: 15 / I: 3
I realized I didn’t post this commission here so how yall are happy
R: 8 / I: 4
would Coco break this train?
R: 7 / I: 0
Alive board
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MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!

Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.

Link:

https://youtube.com/@MUZA98227?si=5Aq64YCPs6X1ZnYV
R: 5 / I: 1
I'm looking for the gif where mymy looks shocked and shifts the laptop then looks down at it. I looked on the booru and I can't find it
R: 5 / I: 3
>she's not real
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You know what? Thinking about it, "sharty killed ongezellig" Or "4cuck killed ongezellig" Are both stupid arguments, it was just meant to happen, a story about a asocial possibly autistic porn addicted teenager attracted asocial porn addicted teenagers (soyteens), even if ongezellig never reached international audience this just meant to happen, it's always either trannies or chuds. It just happens that right wingers in today's world are usually like this. It was just meant to happen, even if it didn't get shilled, Massa just made a story that relates to chuds, and it was just meant to happen. It would have been either chuddies or trannies, who gets to claim the holy Land is whoever gets there first, and fuck yeah we did. It attracting a large Russian audience isn't also surprising, Russian dutchaboos existed since like Peter the 1st, so not really a new thing, plus Russian politics are mostly right wing. It was always meant to be, and it always be that way.
R: 2 / I: 0
sorry for using Trooncord but can we dox this guy, please
R: 12 / I: 1

Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation

I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.
You will need this program to open the files however: https://www.pureref.com/
And here is the download for all of the images: https://mega.nz/folder/WyAXxZwD#W94FRHaM4H_3EG2Lv40mxQ
These files (excluding Vera) are very large (300-400MBs), so let me know if you're having trouble opening them. It's a very lightweight program for image compilations like this, so hopefully it won't be too much trouble.
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i am piccaso

i am piccaso for spending 30 minutes making maya jump in front of a train coco is driving in paint
R: 1 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/j84W1kPX7ls?si=v0xPIqppP8XuHGCW
can I dot this? am I gonna regret this? is this just me being a newfag? find out tomorrow on the all new episode of ONGEZELLIG!
R: 7 / I: 1
Maya of the hill
R: 13 / I: 1
Is Maya bisexual or is she just a gooner who goons to anime squid porn?
R: 10 / I: 0
Earlier I was trying to pin down the traits that I find attractive in females and noticed after I was done that almost the attributes I wrote down could also be used to describe myself.
Is this normal or is it autogynephilia?
R: 9 / I: 0
>ongezellig (unofficially) continued
<smut fanfics
>zigle zogle
<fnf mods
>ongezellig reanimated collab
<guro art
>zelligwiki
<lgtbq headcanons
>source game mods
<yuri
>/v/
<baraag
>ytpmvs
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I'm almost 20 and I don't have any friends.
Can I find friends on trooncord or will it groom me or smth? Never used it doe.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/155-gezellig
>Eating dinner at McDonald’s is ongezellig
>Donald Trump definitely is extremely ongezellig.
R: 6 / I: 1
“The best time to wear a red sweaterrr is allll the tiiiiiimee”
R: 4 / I: 6
nonsenseburgers I managed to download somewhere
R: 11 / I: 4
got some 'blox gems coming soon
R: 1 / I: 0
marge
R: 3 / I: 2
Why did this lazy bitch only start working on her presentation the day before it was due
R: 2 / I: 0
Would dying your hair blonde and putting on colored contact lenses look silly irl? Given that your skin is pale and your hair and eye color are as dark as they can be
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't really see a lot of fan art of side characters here pls post some
R: 18 / I: 2
apparently this is what ‘sa looks like
nu-rodrick looking mf
R: 25 / I: 4
English teacher saw me drawing this on my friend’s iPad and asked “ does that girl have boyfriend problems”
R: 4 / I: 0

300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET

STEAL IT, 'TEENS!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mlp&get=41000000&chan=4chan
R: 3 / I: 2
are there more edits of feraljak mymy like pic rel? i can only find the cartoony looking ones
R: 2 / I: 1
R00T hating thread
TRD
R: 14 / I: 5
What do you think people playground creator liking 'zellig?
R: 66 / I: 5
Canon
R: 25 / I: 11

Cleo appreciation thread

Post Cleo
R: 9 / I: 1
Everyone notice how the 'p spam comes minutes after the frog raid
R: 28 / I: 6
Maya is shocked
R: 4 / I: 0
Just Mayo and Curry, nothing special.
R: 3 / I: 0

Hitman

Is Hitman worth it? Been watching clips of people playing this game and it looks pretty cool tbh.
R: 12 / I: 4
>I AM the real maya…. prove it? well… uhmmmm… I JUST AM OKAY!
R: 21 / I: 5

Finished her bedroom

>Maya is ongezellig or something
R: 7 / I: 3
can mymy & mayagods shake on it? we're all brothers here.
R: 13 / I: 2
Why do some people think Ongezellig is a gem but others think it's coal?
R: 9 / I: 3
I use this 17000 get (17 Mayas killed) to declare TOTAL MAYA DEATH on the world, she is disgusting, she is evil, she has to die. From now on we are in a NEW ERA where ALL MAYAS are killed brutally and without mercy. When the dimensional merge happens all mayas will be torn apart. Thank you Soyzellig.party
R: 23 / I: 3
We don't inherently need Massa, like why not we just make deel 7. We have a lot of talented artist's and just people in general in the community. Plus we can just get the original people who work on Ongezellig, it's not like Massa work on it himself there a reason there credit's at the end of every deel. we can be self sufficient, we can strive, we can live on.
R: 6 / I: 0
im gunna try cook chicken fajitas today wish me luck
R: 6 / I: 3
delete the 'p jannies
R: 11 / I: 3
The Unsociables: Brabant Road
R: 22 / I: 2

der 'cord

Some group project from 'cord where artist just redrew the characters (2 characters for 1 artist). Would this count as a gem or grim?
R: 20 / I: 1
Coco and Mymy are great, but I like Maya better ZWABAG
R: 1 / I: 0

Kiki with big eyes

Kiki with big eyes 👀
R: 7 / I: 0
Why did xhe say this?
R: 5 / I: 5

/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING

https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chan
STEAL IT, 'TEENS
R: 20 / I: 12
frame screenshots
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)

Just like last night, same rules:
Music only, no FOTM troon shit, follow the sharty/shemmy/swinny/sidson.city rules
Sharty is still down SOMEHOW, frQQt is taking xer sweet time (fucking dumbass)
https://cytu.be/r/musicteens
R: 5 / I: 2

I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem

https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-covers


what the fuck is this gem
R: 12 / I: 3

FE!N

Why do black people make decent music?
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 16 / I: 3
Did any zaryans catch the Eclipse today?
R: 8 / I: 2
Can any 'cord troon explain why soyjak related media isn't allowed in the massadonië discord?
Is it really because of the extremist views such as racism, abuse, homo/transphobia and other shocking content?
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone have the George Floyd Creepypasta videos? I want to download them but I can't find it
R: 11 / I: 3
>the person with the lowest intelligence in the group is black
what did massa mean by this?
R: 2 / I: 0
Drew something weird, once again
R: 10 / I: 2

NSFW BOARD

Becareful not to spill your soylents, because it's here.

YEP, IT'S FINALLY HERE…

THE /NSFW/ BOARD!!!
>>>nsfw

I almost convinced my wife's bf to make it. No need to thank me! ;D
R: 2 / I: 0

WIPE

<VOORWAARTS MIJN PERSOONLIJK LEGER
https://soyjak.party/qa/
R: 1 / I: 1

Maya sings deth tech 21

been practicing making maya ai covers. still cant get the robotic crap to stop but eh
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think Mymy would actually be a good dictator? what would she even do?
R: 39 / I: 14

TATTOO POLL

I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GET

https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA

VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!


(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
R: 10 / I: 0

Coco thread

Post Coc-AAAACKKKK
R: 2 / I: 0
took part in some magma art thing collab (from the massa 'cord)
Pretty gemmy tho
R: 4 / I: 0

Anthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s

aiGODS can you make the chud song with an AI Mymy voiceover? That would be SO COOL, THANK YOU
R: 20 / I: 3
I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something .Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy. And yes, I don't mind if Mymy cut my fingers off one by one. It would be my pleasure if Mymy used my body as her training dummy, even as her own slave.
R: 11 / I: 4
why did xhe say that…
R: 3 / I: 0
>ill start a SCOOLOUCAST or something
R: 3 / I: 0
i need a 'zellig ai cover with vocals only. any song, just 'zellig voice. could even be just talking
R: 11 / I: 1
Something seems off
R: 15 / I: 4
what is the name of the cat
R: 2 / I: 2

need robux

can you guys lend me a gorillion robux please
R: 73 / I: 35
Coco's birthday is coming up on the 16th, what should we do to celebrate?
R: 2 / I: 0

Running in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMU
R: 9 / I: 1
Robloxians, this is what we're bloxing for!
R: 2 / I: 0
Idk what to draw so i drew something stupid (Coco bird and CocoNut)
R: 4 / I: 0
I think im getting better at drawing mymy
R: 10 / I: 1

psych ward maya

its me again, i did a quick doodle because i was really bored, hope you like it
R: 26 / I: 6
I go to the University of Pretoria and every second girl there looks like Coco
R: 6 / I: 2
skibidi is zarty culture
R: 0 / I: 0
48 posts left for a GET
R: 8 / I: 1

Spinning Maya Sprites

Here's some spinning sprites of the NEET, which variant do you think is best and if there's anything that could be improved upon here.
R: 5 / I: 0
I Have ported ik ben het maar to a stupid childrens toy coding thing

https://makecode.microbit.org/

DER MUSIC:
https://pastebin.com/ZkiyQVFC

Go into the python section and paste that in
R: 5 / I: 1
Sharty server down for 5 hours FROOTY FROOT FIX IT NOW
R: 0 / I: 0

Gemerald

Gemerald art your eyes have ever seen
R: 14 / I: 1
School is boring and this party is quite dead
R: 4 / I: 1
When are we gonna form our own chud/incelcore band with Maya/Mymy as the "gvrl of my dreams" mascot as we go on about soyquoting and why the jews are forcing us to work at McDonalds?
R: 11 / I: 4
we need the guy who draws these (/co/fags call him seussfag?) to post here
R: 1 / I: 0
I like using tegaki more than oekaki
R: 3 / I: 1
>You look lonely
>I can fix that
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh shit, she's been caught
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy has something to say…
R: 2 / I: 1
Does anyone have that picture of Mymy on a football jersey? I can't find it
R: 8 / I: 3
Does anyone have the ai video of the ADD scene, but it's TND? I'd like to have it
R: 6 / I: 4

Maya's Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTk
didnt think anyone would have made a ddlc cover yet but not too surprised what with all the watamote stuff there already is
R: 3 / I: 0

new video

for all my spanish sister out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xlVgk7iYI
R: 11 / I: 3
Who is your favorite 'zellig-related content creator or artist?
I always thought this guy was underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whXl2pCiLg
R: 2 / I: 0
I havent updated this since the last deel was released but still gemmy
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MYMY EVERYWHERE

Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰
R: 8 / I: 7
zellig weed
R: 10 / I: 1
Decided to post something funny, i guess
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/qa/ is back
Zaryans, is this our time to go back? https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368374
R: 10 / I: 3

Mymy predicted an air raid alert

I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?
R: 3 / I: 1
happy easter zaryans!
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Most Gemy Zellig content

Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy content
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can (((You))) fix her?
R: 35 / I: 3
We should make a dutch language learning general, or something. Would any of you be up for it?
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we all agree that coco is built for BBC and maya is built for BWC, but what is mymy built for?
>pro BWC argument
she's a chuddy dutchaboo who tries hard to look white
>pro BBC argument
she's a racist little fuck who needs corrective rape from a well endowed black male

discuss
R: 2 / I: 2
KILL YOURSELF
R: 9 / I: 2

another drawing

mymy fighting for the dutch east india company
by me
R: 6 / I: 1

VVIN

we FINALLY have our own colony on the 'arty!
https://soyjak.party/qa3/
R: 2 / I: 0

Push me to the edge

why Coco gotta str8 MOG Maya right after rudely asserting she had no friends. #Maya did no wrong
R: 7 / I: 3

Why the broken mirror?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone comment on the fact that maya has a cracked mirror in her room even tho its drawn as such in fan art
R: 5 / I: 1
51 posts left to take 15000 GET
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what are your thoughts on zellig girls cuddling with eachother… h*lding hands… maybe even… k*ss*ng……
R: 2 / I: 1

Recreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)

I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.
Would doing something like this for 'zellig be worth the time and effort?
Keep in mind the whole reason this recreation exists is because the guy who originally made it kept it pretty simple, only using 1 character model for each and not doing a whole lot of dynamic poses besides making someone squash and stretch or moving their arms, eyes and mouth.
Personally I think going for the characters and environments from Voor Idioten makes more sense since it's simple enough, there's not a whole lot to work with, and Massa only moves them by stretching their limbs and not doing it frame by frame like what 'zellig does.
Idk, just some food for thought because I've seen a few people use these files for some creative purposes on der 'tube.
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EditGODS MAKE THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG-XISTERS

I mean, RIGHT NOW

P.S. jannies I know you don't like such but you WILL not delete my thread/file okay?
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anybody know were i can read the ongezellig comics cause i only read like two and i cant find the rest of them so anybody know
R: 10 / I: 1
guys is my mymy doodle gemmy
R: 28 / I: 6

Maya Race Theory

Is Maya white or is she part Indonesian like the shartywiki says
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone know who made this?
R: 59 / I: 24
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
R: 9 / I: 1

mymy post

first 'zellig art ive made
R: 8 / I: 1
let's make a 'zellig doom wad or something
R: 19 / I: 17

Post Zaryan Nazis

TKD TKD
R: 4 / I: 0

maya burger

maya burger
R: 33 / I: 5
https://youtu.be/moW6olK9qlI?si=y1PULZSIjr-Aa5dJ
New zellig gem on ‘gunner
R: 5 / I: 1
Best splinter. I got no 'zelligs to post though.
R: 10 / I: 2

First post

hi
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Mayaryan

Post some Mayas

Also I heard through the ratlines that a Zarty settlement exists on Soycraft. Is it active at all?
R: 7 / I: 2

GET 6666666 on /soy/ soon

Make sure it's orange.
R: 4 / I: 1
thoughts on, in the future, AI taking over the Ongezellig development and making the animation, voice lines, etc all automated? I think it would be benefitial for us since Massa is a greedy jew and probably won't make anything 'zellig related unless someone wins the lottery and hands over all the money to him. nonetheless, your opinions?
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The Simppenboers
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im a broken man

FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGH
im thankful for everything else though
R: 21 / I: 4

Looking for wiki material

Hello Zaryians, I need examples of Gems and Coal that can be used on the wiki, anything goes for both so if you have anything saved, it would be appreciated.
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ZellikWiki

Hello my fellow Americans.
Today I wish to introduce you to Zelligwiki. The point of the wiki is to store information about the whole Ongezellig community and the shenanigans that have happend. This wiki is not zarty/sharty exclusive, as lore conected to 4chan and other platforms is also allowed.

Since this is the first time that i run a wiki, rules conected to quality control will be introduced as time passes. This does not mean that you should make your articles as proffesional as you could. This is a wiki about a schizophrenic community, so put le funny memes or something idk.

You can find the wiki on the board menu or at soyzellig.party/zelligwiki

If you have complaints or suggestions, post them on /q/. Thank you for your attention and God bless.
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Chicago

Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.
R: 10 / I: 4

Massacord Export

After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.
Below are the exported chatlogs from the beginning of each channel up until yesterday morning.
I couldn't export the locked channels I had no access to, but I still wanted to catalog the info they displayed from the channel about-headers and when they were created and last used, so I had to manually type in what I saw from the plugin I used to see the channels. Tedious, time consuming, might have made a mistake or two, but if you want to doublecheck yourself you use this plugin: https://github.com/JustOptimize/return-ShowHiddenChannels with BetterDiscord.
Catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/wmkkdl.7z
Soyjak: soyjak.download/f.php?h=2KN2NiaD&d=1
I could have gotten #geen-microfoon and #massacraft in the export too, but #massacraft required that I had a minecraft name to tell the mods to and I don't have an account for the game. Not sure if I had to annoy a mod to give me access to #geen-microfoon, but I couldn't enter it. But if I do I'll be sure to post it separately here ITT (unless a Zaryan is already in der 'cord and has access to those channels and would be so kind to export them for me separately thx).
<Some interesting notes>
While scouring the channel about-headers, I came across this .PDF file in a google drive link in #massameet-zomer-2018: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1epScovAcjmTTtu2KBJDCE963GyO6OCN8/view
(Mirrors: https://files.catbox.moe/3uwffo.pdf, soyjak.download/f.php?h=3_xLpVBl&d=1)
As well as one in #christmassameet-2018: https://files.catbox.moe/nu63c2.pdf soyjak.download/f.php?h=0mO7eHPj&d=1
They seem to be pamphlets for group meetups back then, haven't translated what they say yet, but the first pages of each are what they look like in the attached pics above.
The christmas one came with a google form as well: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfuFOtr2e5MWMDMuLiRQnFBwwAnKyTqUS2M_i761t2YbH_rUg/viewform
Both have an image link attached to them that if you were to click, will redirect you to some website. But looking through archive.org, it appears to just be a warning about underaged drinking: https://web.archive.org/web/20170204052635/https://www.veiligondernemenbeginthier.nl/uploads/tx_sfpublicaties/CHO.jpg
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The Massacord apparently had their own Fandom Wiki once, although the link is dead now and no archives exist: https://massadonie-wiki.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Massadoni%C3%AB_wiki
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Massa's oldest messages on his oldest account (Letterlijk Massa) are not visible to the public. If you go back you'll see that his first message is strangely in a bot channel and not in general chat, that's because the old generals got shelved in the archives as seen in picrel and the .txt file (Oldest channels are shown to have been created as far back as 2016). You can also see a few zellig channels have been shelved too.
This means that there may be more potential 'assa and 'lig content for us that have yet to see the light of day.
<
>Ctrl+F
>"Letterlijk Massa"
>"Figuurlijk Massa"
>"Foenkie"
>"Gussywussy"
Have fun Zaryans
Oh and about the first pic, that was one of the early images posted in server-announcements.
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Drawing Maya

I'm drawing Maya. Any advice or suggestions?
R: 2 / I: 0

Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music

Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critique

https://flat.io/score/65fdf3988c004d365e5471db-ik-ben-het-maar
R: 7 / I: 1
Requesting drawGODs to draw crystal cafe Maya in ongezellig style
R: 3 / I: 0
do we have a soyzellig minecraft server?
R: 30 / I: 10

an idea for drawGOD


those who consider themselves an artist, here's an idea for you, draw an alt version of Coco "Evil Coco"
R: 4 / I: 1
back to on-site subject. just turned mayo and curry halal now. What are you gonna do about it?
R: 11 / I: 2

We need to give her a name

Has anyone given a name to Mymy's sister? Let's do it because I just really like the idea of her for some reason. I don't think her name has yet been revealed. Has it? If yeah then please tell me
R: 11 / I: 1
rate my art

- Me
R: 1 / I: 0

Zellig

Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0F
Also with a Mymy cover https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si=_fdYoYyucQUGLF71 MOOI!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemmy Idea

There should be a Deel where it's just Coco hunting and shooting niggers left and right I think that would be cool or something
R: 14 / I: 0

need ideas for sticker locations

where the FUCK should I put these orange goblins, already put one on my gym book and motorcycle. I'm thinking about around the city.
R: 8 / I: 1
doesn't massa feel bad about stopping all zellig production when he sees how many people make fan content and are genuinely passionate about his little show? how can a person be so selfish?
how would you feel if a small project you made years ago became unexpectedly popular and now tons of people were waiting for you to continue it even doe you don't really want to
R: 4 / I: 0
How do we get Sam Hyde to watch Ongezellig and get him to buy it since Kuz is kill?
R: 11 / I: 0
mayo if she
R: 8 / I: 0
.
R: 0 / I: 0
Save all the zellig threads
R: 10 / I: 0

GEM ALARM

GEM ALARM
R: 13 / I: 3
Just found out that Maya, is Austronesian huh…
I… I need a moment
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Attention fellow 'liggers.
The troon whose twitter account was leaked on the Zarty a few days ago is still active, on xhis backup account. Go on the link below and reply under xhis tweet with anti-troon zarty gems.
https://twitter.com/Boyslut_ratmode
R: 1 / I: 0

Maya simulator

I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa used

This is the official music that Massa used in Ongezellig (a zaryan posted this a while back, I don't want credit)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tfYoqqbfb4gOdZNQRQRS_VtzZbiBu-J0
R: 16 / I: 3
God I'm still coping and seething about the fact that 'zellig is discontinued. This show just have so much potential man. Fuck.
R: 5 / I: 0
Turkey Tom's thumbnail about Ongezellig. New toss?
R: 4 / I: 1
>no posts 20 hours
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hoooly zemerald
R: 13 / I: 2
Somebody draw this, but instead of the old man replace Mymy.
R: 9 / I: 0
Daily reminder that you are loved
R: 19 / I: 6

Kiki

BilingualGODS what is she saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFNfESzTSQ
R: 15 / I: 4
>'zelligcacas are pedophiles
only in ohio
R: 7 / I: 1
vat if Mymy was a sisa and she would only chase nerds
R: 34 / I: 9
Glory to the zarty
R: 21 / I: 5
Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
R: 6 / I: 0
>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
R: 7 / I: 1
>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
R: 19 / I: 9

Tattoo poll is done!

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
R: 1 / I: 0
"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"
R: 0 / I: 0
make this but with the pirate girl please
R: 3 / I: 1
mym y
R: 9 / I: 7
Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
R: 7 / I: 0
You namefags are fucking retarded, just get yourself a tripcode and no one can fake you

https://orph.link/tripgen
R: 14 / I: 5
Coal or bedrock?
R: 7 / I: 2
…a Dutch cartoon with a dedicated English 4chan-style forum to it?
Passion is passion i guess.
R: 8 / I: 0

ascension

thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4Q

- Me
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Hi zaryans, i am working on a 'zellig sparta remix
R: 4 / I: 1

you heard her

whats your guys favorite dutch cheese recipes
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marge
R: 4 / I: 1
Can't send this to people I know
R: 5 / I: 1

What’s in the locket that Coco is always seen wearing?

My guess is it has to be something related to her parents but it’s seen covered through most of the deels besides 1+2
R: 8 / I: 2

did the sharty turn into 4cuck?

i can't post anything. for some autistic reason my posts on /qa/ are flagged as bot posts. is it because i called someone a tranny or something?
R: 3 / I: 0

Thank you

I have been honor to be in a Voral88 video, thank you so much 💋
(I will be commenting using my account usersoy.
R: 11 / I: 1
what is /zellig/'s opinion on accountancy and the job prospects of accounting?
R: 4 / I: 0

SWEDISH WIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
R: 8 / I: 3

where do i get massa's paypig content?

i want all the 'zellig gemmie images
R: 10 / I: 9

Post your headcanon voices for the rest of the characters

https://youtu.be/qDYBPl9fbcw?t=4
R: 6 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONNONONO ZELLIGCVCKS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 2 / I: 2
Here are some ongezellig PS Vita homebrew bootscreens i made
R: 0 / I: 0

This is a conspiracy
R: 5 / I: 0
[07:13:25] tndenthusiast: yo
[07:13:28] Anyone on?
[07:25:49] Gotta go but to clarify I'm here cause I'm doing research on the dark side of the community for a friend who's doing a video on ongezellig.
[07:27:45] I'm looking into massas bitcoin donater from tennessee, any known recordings of massa meetups or his streams, the gussy wussy shit, foenkies gestapo ass harassment of people from different servers, and any other dark shit I don't know about.
[07:28:07] I'ma go to bed but I'm going to leave this tab open, if you have any info and are willing to tell me then thank you.
[21:34:20] nvm I gotta close some tabs out to get some ram, I posted the same thing on the zellig board.
[21:34:25] thanks for reading this though
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8th march

Happy (((Clara's))) (((international))) day, goyim, and good swimming, (((Rosa))).
R: 15 / I: 5
Would (you) let a orange colored jap-in-denial Dutch Nationalist mock your ethnicity and bully you day-in, day-out of school until graduation?
R: 10 / I: 3
>Why is Mymy a don Cossak??
Just because I said so ok??????!
R: 12 / I: 1

Concept of honorary Soft NAZ?

Should we try to include more things to our culture? For example, would you consider watamote zaryan/lig culture (since Maya is basically dutch tomoko)?
R: 4 / I: 1
Is this recognizable as Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 0

full pilot

hello soyzellig I plan to watch Ongezellig for ten hours straight, if anyone could give me the full 20 min pilot so i could constantly keep watching it over and over and over and over again that would be helpful cheers

- Me
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT MAKE NIGGERKISS APOCALYPSE A REAL GAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THE /V/ ENGINE AND MAKE IT AN ACTUAL GAME WHERE WE KILL NIGGERKISSES AND SAVE FRYLANDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! ❤️????????

I would like to tell you all that even though Studio Massa has abandoned Ongezelling, we all do not want to let this story die! Together we can continue this amazing adventure through our own creativity. I propose that we write fan fiction, create comics, plays, and even short films together to expand this fantastic world!

I invite you to work together and create something unique! Our passion and the skills we all have can give new life to this universe and make the story continue. Let our creativity and love for these characters and the world they have created inspire us to create and share our ideas together! And let's all show Studio Massa that it made a mistake by deciding to abandon the project!!!

Best regards and thank you for your attention!
R: 9 / I: 3

Ongezellig episodes

Does anyone have a downloadable full episodes of Ongezellig. Just in case Studio Massa channel gets deleted for some reason or he decide to deletes it (which I doubt)
R: 2 / I: 0
Happy March 8th Mymy!
R: 8 / I: 1

The Schoppenboer family

Hi.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find any information about what the name of Mrs. Schoppenboer, our main characters' mother, would be. My suggestion would be to name her Anna. What do you think?

There's also the matter of their dad. I suspect he is an Indonesian of Dutch descent, unless he took his wife's surname after marriage.
R: 14 / I: 2
is this place actually shutting down in september, ive heard some rumors, and i hope that they arent true.
R: 6 / I: 1
All you need is a ball, good comfortable shoes and a few people and you can start playing. The main advantages of this sport are a decrease in blood pressure, loss of fat tissue, and improvement of physical fitness and endurance. Playing soccer for an hour a day will burn at least 600 calories. Stroopwafel has 424 calories per 100 grams, so we can guess why Mymy plays football.

The more you move, the more stroopwafels you can eat :)
R: 1 / I: 1
'zellig won and will always win
R: 1 / I: 1
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-31740,-10578,28
HELP ME FILL IN HER HAIR!!!
R: 13 / I: 4

Gemtamote

Decided to discover watamote after what happened to 'zellig and holy shit its good (even doe tranime), i knew i would like it since Maya is essentially just a dutch Tomoko.
Ive heard the manga becomes dogshit after a while albeit.
R: 3 / I: 0
Do you think she stinks?
R: 11 / I: 0

/blox/

If a high effort zellig game was made on Roblox would you play it?
R: 8 / I: 2
someone make this but with maya instead of our beloved (and long-since late) Jean Paul Getty, founder of Getty Oil and businessman extraordinaire; who married, and divorced five times.
R: 6 / I: 0

favorite songs

I'm making a soyzellig playlist for myself send me yall's favorite songs
R: 2 / I: 0
cocofags, this is your mindset
R: 21 / I: 6
What did Massa mean by this?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya needs to carry on
R: 11 / I: 4

pow mayas

mayaralds, suggest more
R: 36 / I: 14
We should do another collab draw thing but with the new student name cards art drop, or something.
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I used AI to upscale the piece because 1037x583 on the original looks like shit and is too small.
R: 16 / I: 6

Ongezellig if it was actually good

.
R: 1 / I: 1
Never give up on your dreams
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Has anyone ever painted a gun to look like Mymy’s, I have been thinking about buying a cheap gun to paint to look like hers. I would probably use a ruger 10/22, as it looks visually similar to mymy’s. I would be able to complete this by early april 2025. If this generates enough interest, i will do it. I am 17 years old, and my 18th birthday is mid march 2025, so thats the earliest i would be able to buy the gun.
R: 2 / I: 1

Upload Request

Whoever's the owner of this channel https://www.youtube.com/@Zellig_Mann, can you upload these three tracks from the discord leak since I saw you were uploading zellig's soundtrack on the 'tube? They're early renditions of tracks from the OST (except for HoempaSpeedrun probably) so if you want to title it as "unused" or "early version" on your upload and maybe put in the description it came from the 'cord, you can do that. Thank you.
(P.S. you'd probably want to remove the "SPOILER_" part of 2021-05-20.wav since that was most likely from being spoilered on discord and not apart of the actual filename).
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“First you need to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz”
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does anyone have a higher quality version of this image?
R: 20 / I: 6
real
R: 11 / I: 5

mymy is hot

actually its legal and moral to have sexual fantasies about mymy!!!

no matter what ((they)) say its true! its not bad nor immoral
R: 2 / I: 0
Nazi Maya is real
Hitler is her favorite painter
R: 5 / I: 0
Is anyone here from massacord? if so does massacord know about the zarty much?
R: 3 / I: 0

Total Mymy Victory

Do what you will with it but make it gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 0
Literal who
R: 8 / I: 2

Chud x Mymy

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Eerhhm… Japsterdam… sure, Japsterdam, in Drenthe. I'm pure Dutch"

"Now we'll check it"
R: 5 / I: 1
answer
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>Hoi! Ik ben Nate Higgers! Wanna go out with me?
<eww.. you're cringe
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FEMCEL YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX
R: 18 / I: 6
New stonetoss straight to sharty
R: 30 / I: 26
Welcome back 2 gem or coal
R: 5 / I: 1
What do you think happened in Myma's family that made this little girl have to go to Europe as a child?
R: 5 / I: 0
What would Ongezellig be like if it was produced by Seth MacFarlane?
R: 2 / I: 1
Scaredy cat
R: 9 / I: 2
1000k GEMS 💎
R: 9 / I: 1
We need like a style guide on how to replicate Massa's/Zellig's artstyle, or something
R: 4 / I: 0
recent gem from massa 'cord
R: 2 / I: 1
Can an artGOD recreate this but with mymy or something
R: 19 / I: 2

Do people in the Netherlands not wear helmets?

I just realized none of them wear them when biking.
R: 20 / I: 12

AHHHHHH POOPSON

Tommorow Poopmy will be posted and it will destroy the zarty

or something like that
R: 4 / I: 1
new thing on the sharty, it might be real
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/246469.html
R: 7 / I: 5
Have you wondered what kind of underwear the Running in the 60's band members wear?

These are my guesses 😗


I know, call the FBI
R: 8 / I: 1

Anotha gem dropped

PLEASE NO

DO NOT FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT UKRAINE IN REPLIES /BRABANT/TARDS
R: 5 / I: 0
.
R: 14 / I: 2
i made a retarded image, what do yall think
R: 5 / I: 1

MAKE A ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS

MAKE A 'ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS HECKIN 4CUCK IMAGE

DO IT NAOOOOOOOOO
R: 9 / I: 2

why didnt massa release ANY merch

WHY WHY WHY WHY I NEED A MYMY PLUSH WITHOUT HAVING TO DO IT THE HARD WAY. goodnight yall
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 5 / I: 2

/tv/

Reccomend shows and songs or whatever
R: 4 / I: 0
.
R: 10 / I: 3
'lig on the 'rest
R: 7 / I: 1
Coco 😃
R: 2 / I: 0
brick
R: 2 / I: 1
Mymy pixel art
R: 1 / I: 0

Goodnight guys

little thing I made before I return to the great slumber
R: 4 / I: 0
When massa revealed the eye color chart of ongezellig, thus trolling cocoons everywhere.
R: 13 / I: 5
ziggy zoggy in the wild
R: 6 / I: 2

Weird References made by Studio Massa

At 3:44 in the studio massa 't restaurant short, massa references morrissey (outspoken vegan musician, hated by troons because he hates chinks or something). Have you guys found any other obscure references made in 'zellig or any other studio massa works that you think have gone largely unnoticed?
R: 0 / I: 0

Halal Mayo and Curry

I made the second one halal so now. Curry speaks arabic by there
R: 5 / I: 2
Coco picture 2
R: 2 / I: 2
>>11000
R: 5 / I: 6
Can a musicGOD help identify all of the music posters Vera has in her room? We know she's a Nirvanafag based on her cup, but I want to know what other shit she listens to if the posters are anything to go by.
R: 28 / I: 7

Ongezellig Insanity

>R_Terra makes weird ongezellig posts
>deejus visits the Channel
>Deejus checks the community post and then makes a short
>Ongezellig gets more attention and regrows faster
R: 5 / I: 0

why is reddit so full of janny troons?

I wanted to post on the r/ongezellig just to shill my shitty fanart and the faggot mod doesn't allow anyone to post anything since months. what's with troons and their need to turn any space into shitholes?
R: 1 / I: 0

Mymy Frisk

I keep thinking of this in my mind and sometimes in my dreams
I made this a month ago and now it gets to my mind over and over, which is the reason why mymy is my comfort character
R: 12 / I: 4
"Mr. Monki what we shoulda do?"

"Do so that West must fall"

"B-but it'll be over…"

"Shut the fuck up stupid whitey i said kill the West"
R: 3 / I: 0
Lego Coco
R: 12 / I: 8

Coco Flag Edit

Coco Flag Edit
R: 47 / I: 8
I fucking hate that this community is dead and the series got cancelled just like every other thing I like
R: 2 / I: 1
Would (you) watch a 2-3 hour podcast of a 16 year old autistic Indonesian girl from Brabant talking about other autistic people/happenings around the world and why American cheese is fake?
R: 3 / I: 0
Guys who is this again?
R: 13 / I: 1

Zellig ded

This will probably ruin the fanbase but if you want this show alive you fags gotta make the big name tubers review it.
R: 5 / I: 0
Maya pixel art I did earlier
R: 5 / I: 0

oh my god

mymy real?
R: 3 / I: 2
<reddit moment
R: 5 / I: 0
Mediocre Maya digital drawing
R: 9 / I: 3
Do you think Leon Degrelle would have liked Ongezellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
I hope that I can be with Mymy in the af­ter­life; my life has no mean­ing with­out her.
R: 14 / I: 8

need mymy full body

I wanna make a cardboard cutout and put it in my window for all the school children to see (i live across from a school). Anyone got a full body photo of Mymy? thanks yall
R: 1 / I: 0

Dagdraad

Hallo mijn Nederlandse volksgenoten, hoe gaat het met jullie vandaag?
R: 2 / I: 0

Coco pixel art

Pixel art of coco I did earlier
R: 5 / I: 0
Ongezellig was officially cancelled?
R: 1 / I: 0
One more
R: 1 / I: 0
Holy shit, new 'anner
R: 27 / I: 4

asocial, but in dutch hate thread

xhe is a /co/tard who learned ongezellig from goytok

https://www.youtube.com/@dutch_asocialite

kill xhem
R: 2 / I: 0
Almost 1000 gems
R: 84 / I: 24
How tranny is it to buy a red sweater for myself because of Maya?
R: 3 / I: 1
Should I write a piece of fanfiction where it's the Texas Tower Shooting, but it's one of the 'lig sisters instead?
R: 1 / I: 0

YOU VVILL HELP ZE THREAD AT /QA/

https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/3257.html

GO NAOOOOOOOOOO
R: 12 / I: 5
Is this an ongezellig reference in cyberpunk 2077? The hair and bow is too similar for it to be a coincidence
R: 6 / I: 2
These frames of Mymy are amazing
R: 7 / I: 0
Hi
R: 3 / I: 0
I am become lego
R: 44 / I: 18
Why Coco looks so much like Marichka?
R: 6 / I: 5

Odd findings

This is a weird thing ive been seeing for as long as i've had leaked petje folders, all of the pictures are in varying, odd resolutions and some arts might have even been remastered quietly but unmentioned. this first art is 1238 x 1636, but another from a different leaked folder is 682 x 947? Plus it has different shading and it has the petjeaf logo? I dont get why these differences exist.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
I think the only way to get the maximum resolution is to find a way to scrape massa's drive.
Nobody has ever provided the full resolution petje's until now, but massa disabled downloading the files in his drive however.
So we need a way to get them
<[REDDIT SPACING]
picrel 1 and 2 are from different leaked petje compilations, but picrel 3 is what the real resolution should have looked like.
R: 8 / I: 3
DrawGODS can we get a mymy version of this
R: 13 / I: 1
Never forget what you're fighting for..
R: 1 / I: 0

off-topic

this is very off topic but is anyone able to make a sharty-like osaka imageboard? It would be funny because the fandom endorses TTD, TND, and TCD (total chiyo death)

name it something like soysaka.party or whatever
R: 2 / I: 0

GUYS /qa/ IS BACK!!

4chan admins have decided to reinstate /qa/!!!!! This was announced JUST NOW!!!!!!!





































get fucking baited lmao, /qa/ VVILL NEVER come back








sorry
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'toss
R: 9 / I: 1
Soon there will be 10,000 get
R: 20 / I: 2
what did they see…?
R: 4 / I: 1
what instrument would each zister play
R: 6 / I: 0
I love the Zarty!
R: 10 / I: 2
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS

hope its going well, but i mean we already know the answer to that
R: 10 / I: 3

how do I beat this captcha

FUCK THIS STUPIDING FUCKING FAGGOT CAPTCHA AJDSIIJDNFVFVHYGTF
R: 9 / I: 1
What if we created our own youtube channel to shill the ib and recruit new zelligsistas
R: 7 / I: 4
>you’re not built for the streets of japsterdam
R: 8 / I: 1
What do you think about it?
R: 7 / I: 1
What do you think of clowns?
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'assa
R: 4 / I: 1
We have to fucking promote this video, maybe this is our chance! Let's go!
https://youtu.be/1twVty9bYJ0?si=O5KUD_RKhd_9Wvxt
R: 18 / I: 11
Hey bros, today's my birthday and I'd appreciate if you guys put some nice Mymy photos in this thread because she's my favorite 'zellig sister. :) Thanks
R: 8 / I: 3
what do you think about the idea of animating comics by ongezellig, someone who owns 2d animation or 3d can do it?
R: 13 / I: 3
A cancer that killed zellig
R: 6 / I: 2
Does Massa have any deleted/unlisted videos on his 3 channels?
After hearing about him letting 'zellig go for real, I have an inkling he'll probably delete the petjeaf announcement video soon since there's really no point in it being up anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
I have it archived in the post attached (video and audio separate because I'm a sperg who downloads it separately), but if there's any other videos worth noting then it's probably wise we'd archive his other shit too.
I am aware he has videos up on the Internet Archive too, but if there's anything else to add then us know itt. https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
R: 11 / I: 2
Mymy won
R: 5 / I: 0
New toss
R: 1 / I: 0
Cocomelon incident
R: 5 / I: 1
Imagine if you were a normal/oldfag who happened to stumble upon zellig back in 2018 and decided to join Massa's der 'cord to see the progress of the show. Then one day a bunch of severly autistic users called "soyteens" start getting attached to it and shill it around in 4chan's /qa/ board and a site called "The Sharty", they join the server en masse and start posting DNB, 'cado, 'p, soyjaks, etc.
Would you hate the Sharty's existence for getting attached to this show if you never found out about it from the site itself?
R: 11 / I: 3
stonetoss
R: 3 / I: 1
total mymy victory
R: 33 / I: 49

Massacord Scrape

I went ahead and parsed through any and all files Massa sent in his 'cord serv. I picked out the ones that looked the most interesting, or anything to do with 'zellig's development throughout the years. There's probably things you've seen reposted already elsewhere, but I saw some stuff that afaik have never been shared here or in /co/ like in picrels. There's probably some other interesting stuff I missed like any links to anything or messages sent in inaccessible channels since this was done manually (Massa doesn't post that much thankfully), but I thought I'd share some interesting zellig history with you all here.
Download: soyjak.download/f.php?h=1Kts10Gr&d=1
R: 24 / I: 3

/v/ review

I gotta say its really well made and the feel is done right, I felt really bad and uncomfortable killing the characters because of the looks of horror on them and Coco made me super sad. Speedrunning this would be fun


complaints:
-the fucking Audio Jungle watermark on the gunshot, howd you leave this in
-walking feels a bit slow
-loading the game takes long and theres no indication that its loading

In conclusion: gemerald, but it might be taking stuff too far considering the controversies of school shooting games (might ruin zellig rep)
R: 11 / I: 2

fishe

fishe
R: 9 / I: 1
It touched my heart…
R: 4 / I: 0
hello typing this from newgrounds
R: 28 / I: 9
What's your opinion on the kill-on-sight order against 'lig NSFW?

Personally, I am a big fan
R: 3 / I: 0
the haggy theme is amazing, will we get a dark theme for both it and the mymy theme doe?
R: 40 / I: 10

How to promote ongezellig?

this is a board for your suggestions on how to promote ongezellig. we need to do something to declare ourselves and our beloved!
R: 9 / I: 12
Has anyone been able to download the Illustraties in HQ from the Google Drive?
Been trying to download the classroom pic in its og res (3840x2160), but the link that I've found through Inspect Element only goes to up 860x484 and haven't found anything higher than that.
There might be a workaround to this that I've found, but I wanted to ask if any Zaryans got the pics in high quality first before going through with my idea since it's a bit cumbersome.
R: 11 / I: 2
Yo, I'm drawing Maya in a blender, if I want, I'll show the result
R: 4 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
hey can someone draw foenki as jew?
R: 3 / I: 2

For Coco

I killed them all… I killed them all… Except for Coco. On the one hand, I feel sorry for her, and on the other, I want her to suffer. Just imagine, you already have PTSD, but your sister is killing your classmates, teachers, 3 best friends and another sister
R: 9 / I: 2

Sparkle

I heard about the alleged producer from /co/ who will soon have money to create a studio for massa. What do we think about this
R: 3 / I: 0
you hazbin hotel niggers should be bbc raped
R: 36 / I: 13

did 'zellig get a nigger troon outrage yet?

belgians aren't a race + school shooting jokes + adolf hitler jokes. sounds like something that would make woke/troons mad.

shit like hazbin hotel tried so hard to dickride those troons with all the pozzed progressive shit and it still wasn't enough so i don't see how ongemgemmy wouldn't get the same response
R: 39 / I: 11
in my opinion, in order for ongesellig to become popular, we need to sacrifice our community, namely, to open the show to the mass audience, that is, to the audience of the hotel, circus and others. can we do this in order for the series to continue? I don't think we'll be happy with an audience of soys, troons and little girls
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY WAS THIS NOT THE THEME SONG WHEN THE SHOTS FIRED???????????????
https://youtu.be/---Y_g5rN6s
R: 7 / I: 1
21 souls taken
R: 1 / I: 1
GO TO /V/ NOWWWWWWW
R: 2 / I: 0
I never tried omegle or anything like it, should i?
R: 4 / I: 3
Who's winnin' dis?
R: 14 / I: 4
>>Visit zellig image board
>>Greeted with sunwheel chud crap
>You serve the exact purpose of the sharty in further gatekeeping and destroying the image of ongezellig to outsiders.
>I regret ever posting on the /co/ threads to give my 2 cents on helping the show receive a wider audience as it's clear these exact underage right wing types lurk and post on these threads.
>May some twitter tranny discover this show instead of this current audience.
R: 9 / I: 3
>ZELLIG IS OVER
>TEH ZELLIG IS CANCELLED
In a few years or so the show will continue methinks.
It's practically guaranteed.
And even if it doesn't, it was a damn good Pilot, plus Massa has plenty of other work to enjoy.
R: 5 / I: 3
hello
R: 15 / I: 8
9k GET incoming.. how the hell did we get this far. Zaryans, I hecking cisheart all of you.
R: 29 / I: 18

Zuid-Afrika just beat Morocco in AFCON Ro16

Zelligbros, we must root for /ourteam/ in the quarterfinals against Cape Verde on Saturday. It's happening!
R: 8 / I: 2

Community project?

I believe its evident that a deel 7 may never come, but us zaryans must find a way to replenish content within our community

i think one of the easiest ways we could do this is comics, some could be continuations from deel 6, or anything we want
we can also use AI voices to narrate them aswell

(I also think >>8761 can come in handy for this project)
R: 7 / I: 3
>Ongezellig - Aflevering 2 deel 1
R: 2 / I: 0
ITS HAS BEGUN!
the grand renewal of republican rule, clearly massa has (temporarily) abandoned us we can shape our own future!! we are so back gang!

long live our community, godspeed zarty.
R: 6 / I: 2

It's not over!

Masa may have given up, but we haven't! we continue our business and one day a miracle will happen, because there is an example of fear and hunger and other projects. So I don't believe this is the end, maybe this is just the beginning! Ongezellig will live!
R: 35 / I: 14
the zellig girls drawn by coco's voice actress
thoughts?
R: 11 / I: 7
o_o
R: 2 / I: 2
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Cosmopolis, there lived three extraordinary friends: Mymy, Maya, and Coco. They were an inseparable trio, each possessing unique abilities that made them a force to be reckoned with.

Mymy was a spirited inventor with a knack for creating gadgets that dazzled the imagination. Maya, the adventurous explorer, had a heart as wild as the untamed jungles she often ventured into. Coco, the mystical magician, wielded powers that seemed to dance with the very elements of nature.

One bright morning, the city was enveloped in a mysterious fog that seemed to swallow everything in its path. Concerned citizens whispered about strange occurrences and disappearing landmarks. The trio knew that it was time to embark on their greatest adventure yet.

With Mymy's ingenious gadgets, Maya's intrepid spirit, and Coco's mystical prowess, they set out to unravel the mystery behind the engulfing fog. Their journey led them through bustling markets, ancient ruins, and enchanted forests, where they encountered challenges that tested their friendship and abilities.

Along the way, they encountered eccentric characters and cunning adversaries, each adding a new layer of intrigue to their quest. Together, they deciphered cryptic clues, braved perilous traps, and uncovered long-forgotten secrets buried within the heart of Cosmopolis.

As they delved deeper into the heart of the mystery, they discovered that an ancient sorcerer, envious of the city's prosperity, had unleashed the fog to conceal his nefarious plot. Determined to save their beloved city, Mymy, Maya, and Coco confronted the sorcerer in a showdown of wits and magic.

With their combined strength and unwavering determination, they thwarted the sorcerer's plans and dispersed the fog, restoring peace and harmony to Cosmopolis once more. The city cheered their heroes, celebrating their bravery and unity in the face of adversity.

As the sun set on their epic adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco knew that their bond was stronger than ever. Together, they had proven that friendship, courage, and a dash of magic could conquer even the darkest of challenges.

And so, as the stars twinkled overhead, the trio smiled knowing that their adventures were far from over, for wherever there was mystery and adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco would always be ready to answer the call.
R: 3 / I: 1
Favourite soda?
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8oMpJrnY
R: 7 / I: 4
does anyone have the link to all of these pictures?
R: 6 / I: 3
Netherlands sisters… our response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ql1ycAijrQ&ab_channel=RuckaRuckaAli
R: 19 / I: 5

/Religion/

discuss religion or something
R: 1 / I: 0
>midterm at 8:30 tommorow I havent at all studied for
Its officially over zretherien. 15 percent of my grade has fallen
R: 8 / I: 3
I'm the guy who doxxed CeCeFem
I hereby apologize for calling your Dutch cartoon not a gem
ZWABAG
R: 3 / I: 1
This is a comfy place even if the PPH is pretty slow
R: 14 / I: 10
just got out of a call with Massa… he said in the next episode he's going to give Coco a black boyfriend just to spite chudcels and distance himself further from soyjak party…
R: 13 / I: 3
It's over…
R: 21 / I: 5
Should I learn Dutch? Should I move to Netherlands? I am a little selfish cu-, I mean chud and a ukrainian refugee so, no I can't just stay in my country you bigot. I've been living in Poland for 2 years now and I've been thinking about moving to a country with more gemmy qualities and since I'm in deep love with Mymy, the idea of moving to the country my little sweetheart loves so much has crossed my mind.
But what I love more than a cartoon character is Hitler and his teachings, so I wonder if Netherlands is gemmy enough for me to be able to have many white children there without xem trooning out and ACK-ing or something like that.
I have a bwc btw doe.
R: 2 / I: 0
This is apparently the software used when animating zellig (based off of the brief recording shown in the Petjeaf announcement vid)
https://www.tvpaint.com/v2/wp/?page_id=1224&lang=en
R: 11 / I: 2

zelligmaxxing

recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.
R: 15 / I: 3
If not NSFW, can I post my fanfiction here?
R: 3 / I: 1
Why does this paypig artpiece have the word 'Jew' behind Maya's head?
And no I did not add the 'Owo' at the end of my filename when I took this pic, what the fuck?
R: 9 / I: 14
Zellig sticker thread

Post 'ligs that make for good stickers
R: 2 / I: 0
https://twitter.com/PapaOsoart DOX HIM DOX HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
Anotha keyednuke
R: 37 / I: 6

we need a goal or something.

I feel like we need a common goal.
It could be a shill campaign to boost the shows popularity, it could be trying to further secure our place on /qa/, it could be shilling for this site… But we need something. We could be way more effective if we'd concentrate our autism on one target and split up the workload (ideally). It might take some coordination and readjustment, but if we do it right we could really achieve something.
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But first and foremost we need to find out what (You) would want to do.
>le datamining
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I suggest you guys use this thread to accumulate some ideas. Voice your concerns too.
What do (You) think would be best for our community? Maybe you're holding off on an idea or maybe you possess a unique skillset that could benefit us in our mission.
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After we've collected enough ideas, we could set up a poll. Everyone gets their vote. No cheating. Remember: we want concrete results. The idea is to figure out what course to take as a community. Rigging wouldn't get us anywhere.
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As I'm new here, I don't know if you guys did something like this before. I took a look at the catalogue and couldn't find anything, so I decided to make this thread.
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Anyway, that's it for now. I'm going to bed.
R: 8 / I: 2

How old is Vera?

Going off of how she is drawn in the deels and patreon art, she seems to be roughly 59 or late 40’s, but in flashbacks she can’t be older than any of the sisters are now right?
R: 1 / I: 0
why did no one tell me about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuNxjTOIgtg
R: 3 / I: 1
<transmitting to all terminally online
<requesting higher qual version of image provided
<godspeed
R: 2 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
hello
R: 28 / I: 2
it's out, gem or coal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162ITiGJw0Q
R: 6 / I: 0

Ongezellig in spanish IA dub :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_fo1lhjg4
R: 12 / I: 1

IT'S HERE!!!

Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!
https://files.catbox.moe/c4d42d.pdf
R: 7 / I: 2
marge why does coco say "oyy" is xhe jewish
R: 2 / I: 4
Thought u were slick huh?
R: 14 / I: 0

The topic is about Mary's ADD

In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situation
R: 4 / I: 0

Rate drawing

Zellig
R: 8 / I: 0
Made a script for linuxGODS

#!/bin/bash
soyzellig=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
while true; do
newreq=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
if [ "$newreq" == "$soyzellig" ]; then
echo "No new nuts nigga!"
else
echo "==New nuts nigga!=="
soyzellig=$newreq
fi
sleep 60
done
R: 5 / I: 1
It's over?
R: 0 / I: 0
i like ongezellig bc its funny and because i am dutch and also because because its funny
R: 5 / I: 0
can someone draw a zellig parody of the 60 seconds characters, thatd be cool
R: 3 / I: 0
Does massa really hate us zelligbros?
R: 8 / I: 3
Is this real? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, do Massaclittycorders rly?
R: 8 / I: 1
alright which any of you did this?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6063297.html
R: 4 / I: 0

what AI model was used in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3c

I tried using the mymy AI model someone suggested to me here but it doesn't sound as clean as this one.
R: 0 / I: 0
<total yapsterdam victory
R: 11 / I: 2

Why does Maya's room look different between deels 1 and 6?

I assume this is just due to the animation improving. But I don't see the reason to why change some stuff, like the broken mirror or the bookshelves
R: 0 / I: 0
Highest NAZ day on record? I still think issa gem
R: 10 / I: 1
>soyvil war 3
How did we lose this? What went wrong? How do we get our revenge?
R: 1 / I: 0

Kornilovite Mymy

Mymy says S nami Bog!
R: 10 / I: 7
i want you fucking dead
R: 2 / I: 1
Why did Vera gain an extra filing cabinet between Deel 2 & 3?
R: 1 / I: 0
/mymy/ won
R: 9 / I: 2

Poom ## Massa’sName.GotLeaked

ITT: we discuss if this is a good thing or bad thing
R: 2 / I: 2

17 associals

gemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
R: 5 / I: 2
:(
R: 4 / I: 1

Sonny boy

I was doing my 45th rewatch of ongezellig and my dad walked in on me watching it
It was fucking terrifying but all he did was give me a fist bump and said "that's fuckin epic bro" and walked out
Now they started arguing and I think they might get a divorce
Did me being mymypilled ruin my parents marriage?
R: 2 / I: 1

any tutorials on how to improve AI vocals with FL studio

there's someone who uses FL Studio for his AI covers, but how does he do it?
R: 3 / I: 1

3d gem

gemmy
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Track in the Paypig Announcement Video

Starting around here https://youtu.be/261VTC2sIcg?t=23 is where a unique music track plays that I don't believe appears anywhere else nor has it been provided by Massa in his paypig folder. I tried to get rid of the vocals with AI just so I could listen to the instrumental itself, which is why I have two tracks attached in the OP since I couldn't decide which one sounded less shit trying to remove the TTS voice (MDX23C sounds clearer but the instruments sounded a bit muffled, while UVR I think is a bit more pronounced but more watery overall)
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It's possible he might've posted this song in his 'cord somewhere, but I really don't feel like scavenger hunting a track in a sea of messages.
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reposted from 'cord

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???? HOW CAN YOU CALL MYMY GAY????? OUT OF ALLLL THE 3 GIRLS SHE IS OBJECTIVELY TEH STRAIGHTEST. How can you write draw or say shit like this about her???? How can you??? Like she openly denied Maya's offer to colonize her virgin Islands, has dreams like that kapitein koek pic from Massa, canonically wants 6 kids, like what da fuck does it always have to be Mymy???? Maya, sure, huge stretch but she said gay shut like "colonize my Virgin Islands" How the fuck is it Mymy who does alllways have to be the gay one in """"" Works"""" Like this,
Check the booru, lesbian Mymy, check discord Lebian Mymy, check the fucking zarty for gods sake, huge ass lesbian Mymy x Maya fan fiction incoming. Jesus hy, why is it ALWAYS FUCKING MYMY you have to be Tumblr troon levels of insane to come up with that huge of a stretch. She is THE ONLY ONE who had dreams about a buff anthropomorphic parrot guy. THE ONLY ONE and you niggas call her gay for NO REASON AT ALL. Why does it have to be MY favorite girls, and when It's Maya people aggressively defend her femcel ass (justifiably so, she also ain't gay, I don't feel the need to explain, ask buden for that) but when it's Mymy you call her gay because she has one close friend. This is your entire proof, Mymy and Kiki sitting together on the bus pic, the ONLY FUCKING PROOF. You remind me of those stupid retards who are willing to dig through 200000 search results including not only "le soyence approved papers" But common people knowledge to prove that they are correct because one article in 1950s written by a diagnosed schizophrenic drug addict proves their point. This is just fucking stupid. And you go out of your way, to sit your fat ugly inbred british ass down on your crusty chair and write sentences like "wounded heterosexuality" You have to be either baiting or ironic to write shit like this. It ain't even hot. Nigga that's not only gay, but gay incest. Again, nobody ever said Mymy is gay out of massadonie team
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Can someone explain who is she
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i did this and i WILL do more, send requests and i'll get around to drawing them eventually.
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Here is all characters. What do you think is who by character
R: 7 / I: 1

anyone who sits in the mass discord can help me

I'm such a down, I've never used a discord and I don't know how to get to the server. help
R: 2 / I: 0

How do I cultivate a chuddy, autistic, No-Trannies-Allowed fanbase like 'zellig's?

Genuine question since I guarantee if I made some show and it got to around 'zellig's popularity, at best it would be filled with normies + a few troons here and there interested in it, and at worst it'd be something like FNF's community filled with retarded gender-special tumblr kids getting into retarded 'cord drama 24/7.
What's the secret to attracting an audience like here? Was it really just a lightning in a bottle moment for Massa and that one dude who spammed Mymy in /qa/ back in the 'cuck? Or is there something more to it?
>just be 'toss or something
'Zellig isn't even that chuddy in its writing, sure there's off-color jokes and some humor from your favorite orange nationalist and I do agree that probably helps getting people here interested in it, but other than that it's a silly little slice-of-life cartoon featuring a NEET and xer two sisters trying to figure out what she's gonna do with her life. That concept alone doesn't scream "1488 TND 41% SIEG HEIL" for a community and yet it does here.
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I started shilling 'zellig on the sharty to bait idiots, but then I unironically started liking it. Does anyone else have a similar story?
R: 7 / I: 3
Maya is not a brunette?!
R: 3 / I: 1

FUCKING NIGGER DELETED THE AI REPO

I WAS USING THE BEST AI MODEL I FOUND FOR MAKING MYMY COVERS AND THIS AUTISTIC NIGGER JUST DELETES IT PROBABLY BECAUSE THE TROON FOUND OUT THE AI IS USED TO MAKE MYMY SAY NIGGER.
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I know this is a vantablack question to even dare ask, but do you zaryans know any 'lig cords that aren't dead for whatever reason?
R: 4 / I: 1
How Cleo become Coco's friend
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>E-eh…
>My sister did her history presentation last month on tentacle *beep* because she looked in my history.
This bitch got negative rizz onGOD.
R: 1 / I: 0

you WILL watch ongezellig

title
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It's just getting started???

'zellig is becoming more and more popular as you can see
R: 3 / I: 0
>kys fnf pedo nigger
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
Gem from russia
R: 11 / I: 10
who is your favorite 'lig
R: 6 / I: 2

share your favorite zellig slur

mine is niggerzellig
R: 0 / I: 0

https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA


kmon zarty fags

mymy is behind
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I've tried my shot at digital art but I never seem to improve. I want to use the bits of drawing prowess I have to make 'ligs on my 'puter, since I have a drawing tablet lying around.

Care to assist a zaryan out?
R: 6 / I: 3
oh no mymycucks what is this???????????
She's furry geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
R: 2 / I: 1
I HOPE YOURE HAVING A HORRIBLE DAY
R: 6 / I: 1
should we do the same to Zarty?
R: 8 / I: 1

Nothing was happened on /zellig/ in 2:40 AM

You saw it too and i know that
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maya from ongezellig if she were real
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new 'toss
R: 3 / I: 0

where do i find up to date ai voice models?

i google and nothing le happens where are they
R: 3 / I: 1
test
R: 0 / I: 0
Maya is perfect
R: 8 / I: 2

OCnuke or something

It's kinda cringe, but I'll post it anyway.
R: 7 / I: 1
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
R: 15 / I: 5
>i will never be a dutch woman
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New toss
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new 'toss (educational)

It's basically just xim reading from the wiki page.
>But Marge, why should I care???
I dunno, he mentioned the site.
Go and colonize xer comment section or however the spices are acquired…
<
>new toss, ev&oe it got uploaded two days ago…

https://youtu.be/soijWRtgdMA
R: 5 / I: 0

poom ## WeNeedMore.OC

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I am under the assumption, that (you) want this place to be active, and able (enough) to conduct raids.
Well ive got some news for you, not having OC is going to make the site die a slow, steady death.

The sharty would’ve died ages ago if it didn’t have OC and inside jokes/gags.
Spamming the same mymy reaction image isnt going to help ze cause,
However!
(You) making oc, and (you) contributing, could be the gem that saved the zarty, so, go on >>>/zellig/ and make some OC.

-Selfish Little Fuck
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Why is Maya so precious and cute…
R: 4 / I: 1
This board needs a hero!
R: 6 / I: 4
mymyARYANS win yet again
R: 2 / I: 0

Favorite movie lines

⠀⠀⠀
R: 2 / I: 1
ok how the FUCK do i install vichan-devel, everyone is doing it, can't be that hard
R: 4 / I: 3

Wtf fr??

Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??
R: 24 / I: 8
new 'lig 'insert from twitter
R: 7 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 23 / I: 10
New 'toss
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hallo
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shitty discord site loooool
R: 10 / I: 1
The real Deel 12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG315rq2Es
R: 6 / I: 0
As an American, should I learn Dutch? Will Dutch people laugh at me when I tell them I learned their language because of an obscure internet cartoon?
R: 24 / I: 16

FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY!
R: 32 / I: 10
https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/78767.html
I don’t get it. Because some outsiders pay a drawfag who probably knows about the situation of the community to draw the smut of Ongezellig, does that make them doxx worthy?
If so then why don’t we start doxxing anyone who draw ongezellig rule34?
R: 4 / I: 0
Is this font in pic-related downloadable anywhere or is it custom made by Massa himself?
If it's the latter, how would I go about recreating it?
R: 6 / I: 1
rare 'toss
also zoooot fix the 'ru i couldnt upload this there
R: 3 / I: 2
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
R: 15 / I: 5

drawing requests

i'm feeling like drawing some 'zellig related things, i'm not the best artist so don't expect anything insane.
R: 1 / I: 0
/Zellig2/ just released
https://soyjak.party/qa2/
R: 7 / I: 1
I don't really like how Coco is presented in the show, to be honest. Of course, most of these problems are caused by the fact that the pilot was released in parts over the course of a few years, but it's still a bit of a problem for me.
Is Coco meant to be a dumb blonde archetype? Is she meant to be perfect, smart, and nice? It seems to set up both of these, and they contradict each other at times. This is evident even in just the first deel, with Coco not knowing how to use computers and thinking tentacle hentai is a real part of Japanese history, but also knowing about landscape artists and painters.
Coco is interesting, so I hope in Episode 2, most of these problems will be fixed and it will be fully decided what her character is actually supposed to be.
R: 3 / I: 1
one oc I made probably in 2021
R: 7 / I: 2
wassup guys I'm trying to find a comic strip that was shared here a while ago of Maya using some shampoo and revealing her having like red hair or something? spent like 3 hours looking for it.
R: 10 / I: 9
I'm feeling a bit down because all my family is drunk on New Years and I'm a teetotalGOD. Can we get a Maya thread to cheer me up?
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Incomprehensible ahh poster
R: 5 / I: 5

Mymy EAFC24 card

i had nothing to do so i made this
R: 10 / I: 2

Do you think Joyce ter Stege (Mymy's VA) knows about all the gems made with "her" AI voice?

If she doesn't, which is likely, do we want her to know?
R: 7 / I: 3

What would you do?

What would you do if you see maya smoking a blunt?
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IS THIS REALLY WHAT ZELLIGGERS DO ALL DAY??? hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahah

nuzelligcacas cant compete
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new toss
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New Year

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!
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watch out

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one
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Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex
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>10k views on 1M day
🤯
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999,825 views
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oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year
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'p models (you can't make this up)

Zaryans? Our response?
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/YWNBAP/

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 4 / I: 0
<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
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GEEEEEEEEG
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Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
R: 3 / I: 2
Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
R: 9 / I: 3
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
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Spin.
R: 6 / I: 0
WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
R: 6 / I: 4
I love the Zarty!
R: 4 / I: 1
You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>
R: 4 / I: 3
I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing…
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
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<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
R: 7 / I: 2
<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 8 / I: 1
Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
R: 3 / I: 0
kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
R: 3 / I: 1

ZVO

Mymy's immediate reaction to Maya's service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine
R: 11 / I: 9
><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
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lol
R: 1 / I: 0
How tall do you guys think coco is?
R: 1 / I: 1
Classic coco hours

>No parents

>Unwanted advice
>Computer illiteracy
>Coaly board games

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when mayARYANS wake up
R: 6 / I: 1

i love maya

yep… issa low effort 'lig post
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Anybody else promoting 'zellig irl?
I've already put up like 30 of these across my city, geg
>Or however the unpaid advertising was done
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THE PHARAOH WILL BE STREAMING

ON 17.12.2023 OUR QUEEN WILL BE STREAMING LE HECKIN SONIC Ö

Mark your calenders, raiders. We will be pillaging this gooner's stream and ensure another zaryan victory!
R: 10 / I: 5

Optics

Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.
/qa/ gets more traffic than the zarty and threads getting slid isn't an argument when /qa/ is as slow as it is, POST ON THERE
R: 5 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 5 / I: 0
today is coco's birthday!!!!
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>sharty faildox of a pedophilic smut "artist" lead to him drawing poopson and soon he will draw zellig
I place full blame of the current events on the jews, and partially on foodists
R: 5 / I: 3
I think 'zellig has some inconsistencies regarding some of the interactions between the xisters and specifically Coco's characterization. I know the pilot was released over a large period of time so that might explain some changes due to evolving visions or whatever the fuck but I think when the show returns, we may see some differences in personality / dynamics.
<REDDIT SPACE
The first time I watched 'zellig I was under the impression that Mymy and Coco had just been adopted recently, because the dialogue and their interactions with Maya seemed to imply as much. The xisters have been together since they were very young, but if that were the case, why is Coco asking "What does ADD stand for?" and "Can it be cured?" Why is Mymy asking "Where do you sit during break?" and "Who are your friends?" These are questions that realistically they should know the answer to by now, considering that they lived together for years. It should have come up in conversation at least once before.
<REDDIT SPACE
I also think Coco's personality specifically is a little confusing. This isn't necessarily a criticism, but I don't get it. She's the type to be very knowledgeable in landscape painters from 1920, but she also can't spell properly in her text messages? (Maybe that's just her being bad with technology THOUGH) She possesses the social awareness to try not to hurt Maya's pride and to recognize when Mymy is saying something that may hurt Maya's feelings, but at the same time she's oblivious to pretty much everything else, like the barricade in front of Maya's door, or why showing le octopode in class is a bad idea.
<REDDIT SPACE
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
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Zelligxisters, our response??????
R: 7 / I: 3

roblox r/place

theres a roblox r/place called Color Place. this game is fairly unpopular with like 30 players BUT the canvas is pretty small and you can place a pixel every FIVE SECONDS.
do we 'lig it up?
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How do we get soywiki back on page 1?

Not the best news but the search suggestions are our saving grace
R: 4 / I: 0
ANTIZELLIGTROONS ARE MAKING THIS PEDOPHILE DRAW ZELLIG PORN
DOXX KILL AND RAPE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILaGR3sACc
R: 3 / I: 2
>rather no friends than no parents
R: 20 / I: 12
>Maya is satanist
Marge, what did Massa mean by this? Is Ongezellig a satanic anti-christ show now?
R: 1 / I: 0
She’s a witch ,I can feel it
R: 1 / I: 0
is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans
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bye
R: 12 / I: 0
>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…
R: 6 / I: 4

just hacked a 'blox account and group

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about
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How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
R: 6 / I: 3

msunday

career ending gem coming
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WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!
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i love maya
R: 3 / I: 0
Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY
R: 7 / I: 0
new toss
R: 5 / I: 1
Classic Foenkie moment
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world
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https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture
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who did this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay
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hello this is my first time posting here or something
R: 1 / I: 1
it works again?
R: 5 / I: 2
How was ur day today? did you do anything?
R: 7 / I: 4
New 'lig lore dropped
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>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy
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music is a drug

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head
R: 9 / I: 4
<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!
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GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 6
>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?
R: 18 / I: 8
which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!
R: 15 / I: 6
Maya is made for _____
R: 1 / I: 1
oh no no no zelligsisters, whats this
R: 1 / I: 0
heh heh test
R: 10 / I: 2
How would Mymy interact with other European nationalists?
R: 1 / I: 1
Please continue goofing up the thread. It's looking quite gemmy already.
R: 2 / I: 1
jannes deleting gemmy threads
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OPERATION "THANKSGIVING"

Listen up, Maggots!
The /co/omers and Associal are planing to make a thread on 23rd. Associal is really retarded and has "prohibited" other /co/omers from making/posting on zellig threads. For this lets give 'em a "welcome back hug" to celabrate their return

Our mission is simple:
When the thread drops, we raid it and derail it to oblivion.

BONUS OBJECTIVE:
We finish the second canvas and posted it there as a "welcome back gift".

Lets give them hell, zaryans.
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nigger
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not a single person on this website posted ‘lig before 2022.
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>Hallo allemaal, it's me Massa.
>I haven't really used image boards for a while so I might be a little rusty in terms of how things go.
>But I heard about this place from a few users and Foenkie on Discord and you guys seem cool enough. So I figured I'll do a QnA with you lot before I go back to working on my projects.
>And if you need proof it's really me, here's a sketch I did of Maya grabbing a rope and making a troon go ACK!
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New Dutch lore
Issa Zellig W, now Studio Massa can finally start work on Deel 7 the way he made the first Deels 🙏🙏🙏
https://youtu.be/NQJrYhqzeyo?feature=shared
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I got an hour, what all do you want me to post?
R: 1 / I: 1
<I can't believe robert mugabe murdered coco's parents guys this is so sad ????? ??? Wanna join ??? my free??gift card??? giveaway??? Click ⤵ the subscribe button?? ,turn? the notifications on ??? and finally leave a nice comment ??down below⬇⬇ , now without further adue ??? lets get on?? with the video▶▶
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/calm/ Zellig zone

Do you want to see God? Do you want to relax a little? Do you want a little bit about the meaning of life? Come here to /calm/ with her and listen to the lovely singing, which was like a new paradise for special people, including all of us.
R: 3 / I: 1
Biggest thonkerald from the /co/ thread just dropped
R: 2 / I: 0
Requesting Coco and Maya brojaks
R: 15 / I: 4
We have Zarty slangs now? Please tell me more of them
R: 1 / I: 0
schattig maar
dit is niet
mymy
mymy is
smal.
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I call it "Ongezexecution"
R: 2 / I: 0
Is Coco married? She has a hyphenated last name on the wiki
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'LIG DOX LIST

ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK
OLD'RU REFERS TO ONGEZELLIG.BOORU.ORG ==ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK==

Owner of Hellpwnage on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of SmexyMachamp on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
GussyWussy on Massadonië (PEDO)
Foenkie on Massadonië (AFFILIATED WITH GUSSY)
Owner of SoSheolH on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of ongezellig on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)

old'ru targets don't have a lot of osint available so go after the Massadonië ones
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She betrayed us!
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Let's make a zellig thread on /co/

apperently, some people get pissed off, because they don't want zellig threads before thanks giving.
Let's make a colony.
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GET
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>ongyzengy
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soycvcks cant watch shows with girls in it cause it triggers their gender dysphoria
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the 200000th get on /qa/ is coming, you WILL make it a zellig win
R: 12 / I: 4
Who has the zellig CSS? Is it lost?
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is alive zelligbros…
Its a party…
R: 1 / I: 0
whatever happened to that drawGOD that used to post on /qa/ and here, no pressure because i know school and stuff, just curious if he's made another drawing showing his improvement.
R: 2 / I: 2
As today marks the 58th anniversary of Rhodesian independence, Coco shall sing the anthem of Her Afrikaner brethren!
R: 9 / I: 3
The Hoi4 mod "Red Flood" has Vera hidden in the game files.
R: 4 / I: 3
zelligsisters, our response?
maybe attracting troons to the ‘toon wasn’t a good idea after alll
R: 7 / I: 5
Community mymy puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/o6KyqR
R: 5 / I: 4
Whats your favourite 'zellig girl?

https://strawpoll.com/mpnbomQwMg5
R: 2 / I: 2
I will break your pelvis
R: 20 / I: 12
accurate or no?
R: 44 / I: 8
When will Ongezellig have its own vidya like FNAC doe?
R: 3 / I: 0

I’m think about something

What would happen if Zoot set up this site during the Soypocalypse?
Will this site attract more visitors? Or it will dead like other splinters?
R: 3 / I: 1
Five nights at r***son’s
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Soy X

Hello Zaryans
We needs more people participating Soy X, a raiding focus on upcoming events Glitch X
This is also a revenge for Glitch not picking Ongezellig in show reels
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>https://rentry.co/maya
Is xe ok?
R: 8 / I: 0
which one of you was this.
R: 12 / I: 2

Find the Dutch Associalite

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?
R: 4 / I: 2

Mymy character AI

what do I say next or something
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>Now that the soishart's wiki for this show has finally been pushed off the front page of Google, should we actually try and attempt to put together a detailed wiki now?
<…
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Little 'my
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OH NO NO NO MAYAXISTERS WHAT'S THIS
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Once we're done gemming up the 'shinny planet, we should gem up pixelplanet itself.
R: 9 / I: 5
Frooty toot toot responded to my post lol
but what does it mean that coal policing is now allowed? will subcultures be selectively eradicated?
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GASLIGHT 'FE QUEENS INTO WATCHING 'ZELLIG
https://crystal.cafe/media/res/24776.html

Simply bumo the thread, start conversation, and post interesting and attention grabbing images. Keep it on page 1 too.
We can claim so many more beavtiful 'fe viewers… Do it for them…
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>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,_2023_(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)
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HEY HEY MYMY

ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE
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RAID!

Hi, for anyone who wanted to participate in raiding that one tf2 youtuber, he is live right now on YouTube. We ca try suggestiong watching 'zellig to him since he isn't busy recording footage for another workshop review. I am sure we can convise him.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ih8sxCC_ldU?si=8ZLGRzhSm3az1UMg
R: 14 / I: 7
>Sharty virtual divegrass cup
Do any zaryans want to participate?

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5208617.html
R: 2 / I: 2
The 1000th reply in the surfing squirrel /soy/ thread is a 'zarty win
R: 6 / I: 1
Why is z'ru down?
R: 2 / I: 2
Made this minecraft skin a while ago. There are better ones, but I think I did an alright job.
R: 3 / I: 2
The 'logs looking gemmy but could be gemmier
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>FNAC calls out 'zellig in description
Zaryans, our response?
R: 4 / I: 0

Story behind the schoolocaust drawings

Shoould we try to dig in more into this story?
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Why are /co/omers so retarded?
R: 2 / I: 1
Everyone, I am thrilled to announce that we have officially overtaken the transclitty in posts, unique posters and bytes of content.
Lets stay winning.
R: 2 / I: 1
<am sowee mayaw
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Ask Us Anything

Hey everyone!
In honor of the 1 month anniversary we are doing an Ask Us Anything.
Ask Zoot, Zuz, Nöok or Xoot anything, and they will answer.
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New toss
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Put up a ad for the site irl lol.
R: 2 / I: 0
IT'S OFFICIAL
Some sharty user invaded corsica and Cicely on pixel.planet. Now there is a Mymy on the canvas.
I think it's a good sing we should finally do something ourselves on pixelpalnet. Post your proposals here. Just please make the correct colour correction.
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You WILL shill ongezellig to chris chan

It would be incredibly funny if we did, he is streaming right now as of the time of the post. Chris being a lolcow also allows us to get away with more shit. For anyone who doesn't know Chris came back to YouTube.
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/HoA5rK2pFZw?si=7djWIpjxtqu_3A9e
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bbc won btw
R: 6 / I: 4

There actually exists an Ongezellig subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/
Should we raid it or nah?
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does anyone have a new zip of good zellig?
the last one was 275 files and 1GB but was mostly coal
does anyone know of a new zip/can share their own collection?
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IT'S UP

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party
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When she sees the TBP or something

597 posts omitted. Click reply to view.
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Does Massa know that Japanese people aren't orange?
R: 1 / I: 0
WTF SHE'S REAL????????????
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy's red bow is like the cherry on top of a delicious orange sundae.
R: 33 / I: 13
I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it
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The Canvas Project Aftermath

Hello, my fellow Zaryans!

I wish to thank anyone who participated in the canvas project, which was sent to /co/.

The project, even if it was started unintentionally and as a joke, ended up being a gemerald. It has been shown once again that we have the ability to coordinate and creat something beautiful.

After sending the canvas to 4chan, we were greated with applause from men of culture. Of course, there were also some /co/omers who commented yet again on how "soyjaks are le bad and they killed Ongezellig" and how "/co/ will save Ongezellig once they remove any association with the sharty". For this all I'm going to say is the following:

I ENCOURAGE YOU TO MAKE/HELP WITH OC/PROJECTS MADE BY FELLOW ZARYANS!

Show them that we are capable of not only bearing fruit, but of high quality as well. This is also what's going to attract the groups of people that we desire for the Zarty and Ongezellig. Any ambitious project/OC shall be supported by the site. I will also try to help with anything else I can (drawing, animation, music ect.).

A current ambitious project is the animation parody "Zigle zogle". If you have an interest in helping out, please contact me at:
biohazardmaker332@gmail.com

There is the potential of a vidya project in the future. If you are interested, contact this email:
retardincel@protonmail.com

If you have gemmy 'lig images, upload them on the 'ru:
https://zelligbooru.party

The canvas thread has been moved to >>>/chive/253


God bless you and keep making gems.
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Zelliged and 'rangepilled idea coming from the 'cuck: https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140180932#p140199011
(Few have already been taken however)
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Almost gem, but it doesn't use AI Mymy for the voice so Iron for now.
R: 2 / I: 0

Uploading some AI songs to the 'tube?

I've noticed that there are some gems that can be only found here: https://mega.nz/file/w4EAnKCa#ipW1OtUpIwLrqfsO_6YlkDFStEUpdC1t-EH_3zdgfhA
Should we try to upload them on the 'tube to make them more accessible??
R: 9 / I: 3
do NOT waste your money on the gem defender game on steam. devs are anti-zelligNIGGERS
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>Black and brown eyes are the pretty ones, are the pretty ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
Every time I listen to it I imagine Victor Jara wrote this song to Maya since Mymy has black eyes and Coco has brown ones
R: 3 / I: 2
post 'zellig videos, remixes, etc
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soyjak.planet.in defence tutorial thread

FROGCLITTY RAID!
A defence tutorial for clueless zaryans.

>a 'zellig drawing is being raided but I don't know how to defend it!

First download Tamper Monkey
https://www.tampermonkey.net/

Then download the pixel planet extension
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js

Close and reopen your browser, if done correctly you should see a little box in the top right of your screen on the 'lanet

Second image is a guide I made for it from then onwards.

>I have the extension but lack the images! What do I do?

I will post every image needed along its' coordinates in this thread, and I call for those with new ones to post them here too with coordinates.

>it looks like the trannies won't stop! should we give up?

Raids will not stop until the project is abandoned by ronald, but our willingness to fight will dictate whether or not our 'zellig drawings and advertisement is worthy of remaining.
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CAT"""U"""FAGS COMPLETELY BEATEN THE FUCK OUT, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 167 / I: 94
why dont we decorate this entire corner with ongezellig art
R: 3 / I: 2
REDDITNIGGER ADVERTISING ‘LIG ON ‘EDDIT.
RAPE. NOW.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Hoxxitron
R: 3 / I: 2
yo guys
R: 6 / I: 6
schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
R: 3 / I: 1
>spyzellig.party
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Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
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posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)
R: 4 / I: 1
Never noticed that the juice box mymy dropped in Deel 4 can actually be seen in the shot where maya is asking for help
Bravo Massa
R: 13 / I: 5

massa 'cord

I joined the studio massa 'cord and there's a guy in vc drawing clown porn on camera what should I do
R: 39 / I: 6
If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
R: 18 / I: 5

Template for pixelplanet

I hope the image saved correctly, still not sure how to share templates, but this will be the image. Even if zoot doesn't uncall me a nigger, I proved that I am realchud and not a /co/ user, a /co/ user wouldn't know how the symbol is called.
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We should advertise the Zarty by writing the site link on bathroom stalls and walls or something.
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Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign

We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.
Also, for the zaryan that made the Coco between Maya and the chilean flag, please post your template so it can be fixed if 'litrannies or frogniggers destroy it.

PS: the smiling Mymy on her desk survives on the basedjak canvas, so I don't think there's need to rebuild it on soyjak canvas.
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KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
WE HAVE AN ENTIRE IB FOR YOU TO REIGN AND RULE OVER WITH YOUR FAVORITE ORANGE FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The 'planet got stale, whats another project we can do together for fun?
R: 1 / I: 0
CocoARYANS, is it over?
R: 21 / I: 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2Lbodl2XA
>Coco in the thumbnail
>Coco AI song in the video
Zaryans, is this a zellig w?

>ib4 theres tranime
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Did you hear, zaryans? The 4cuck 30000000 /adv/ GET is coming, I say we make it a 'zellig victory
R: 3 / I: 1
Brojak is 'zarty culture
R: 5 / I: 0

/AIZellig/

AI 'zellig thread
R: 1 / I: 1
the tacagolue is healing
billions mvst post the zellig girls on sharty qa
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who eats while watching porn
R: 33 / I: 7

You know what to do.

Downsides of growing popularity are inevitable reddit trannies. Gatekeep we will, and gatekeep we must.
r/egg_irl btw.
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Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places
R: 4 / I: 1

JGS

JUST GETTING STARTED general
line go up edition
R: 4 / I: 1

Proto-IAZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAKY-o2m0PU
Proto-IAZ Gem
R: 7 / I: 1
Does anybody have a link to the Massadonië disscord? I cannot find it anywhere.
R: 14 / I: 8
the absolute state of Massacord
R: 5 / I: 2
>Ongezellig soyjak wiki no longer appears on google first page
IT"S OVER
R: 2 / I: 1
Geg
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Day 10

Hello Zaryans! It's me the guy who posted sketches on /qa/, then didn't post because school and stuff. Had time to draw Mymy today, turned out pretty well I think, definitely gonna draw more things on a bigger scale later.
I hope the recent pedodrama doesn't affect Ongezelligs rise to relative popularity, its also expected as discord was made specifically for neckbeards trannies and retards.
R: 2 / I: 1
>Trannyjannies pinning a nothingburger raid that zero people noticed
>Cus uhhhhhh zellig isnt sharty kulchar or something okay??
Why do sharty staff pride themselves on being "neutral" yet exercise their biased views whenever possible
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TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".
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Today was the 'zellig day, so I put this gif into my presentation I have worked for last week and a half (the main reason I didn't upload after exams btw).
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Owari da
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ElevenLabs released a new feature where you can have audio translated and dubbed with AI from the getgo, no login or paywall (for now): https://elevenlabs.io/dubbing
<REDDIT
Tested this with a few zellig videos (they only output 1 minute at max for the results) and holy shit it is so fucking bad.
They all slurr their words and sound like they're baked out of their minds. 11 niggas, WHAT IS THIS??
R: 4 / I: 0
ROOTY ROOOOOOOOT IS A ZELLIGNIGGER
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ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 1 / I: 0
new coal splinter dropped

(Mindbroken)
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heheh ca ca