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File: 1748856084061.mp4 (25.46 MB, 1920x1080, long way down...mp4)

 No.88453

am i too late to the party?

 No.88455

No you are not. Troons are a real sensation as of lately

 No.88456

GEG

 No.88457

GEEEEEEEEEEMMMM

 No.88489

>>88453
Any Zaryans in the PNW? We need to 'lig up that memorial

 No.88498


 No.88505

>>88489
There's not many Americans I am afraid, but I saw someone complain that if anyone ever put something related to Ongezellig as a way to mock the tranny they would leave the community, so it there's ANY mutt here he HAS to do this

 No.88509

>>88505
AmeriARYAN do this now!

 No.88524

>>88453
marge

 No.88525

>>88524
A tranny jumped off a bridge and the whole thing went nuclear

 No.88527

File: 1748892531068.png (2.58 MB, 2048x1536, it's pretty view ACK trann….png)

>>88524
no way nigga doesn't know

 No.88529

>>88525
>>88527
no nigga i know, but wtf was that at the end?
what did coco even say?
also why is maya being likened to a tranny who threw themselves off of a bridge.
i don't approve…

 No.88531

>>88529
Evendoe Maya dreamt about ACKing during Deel 6, which is tranny behavior

 No.88542

>>88529
At first glance, the video appears to be a standard Ongezellig-adjacent shitpost: Maya, emotionally burdened and metaphysically adrift, is seen dreaming—not on the rooftop from Deel 6, but now on a bridge. The imagery is immediately uncanny. The background has been surgically replaced with photographs of the St. Johns Bridge in Portland, Oregon, subtly aligning Maya’s inner world with a very real, very recent tragedy: the suicide of Charlotte Fosgate, a 17-year-old trans teenager whose final social media post featured this very bridge, captioned with the haunting phrase, “it’s a pretty view.”

This isn’t just scenery. It’s geography-as-symbolism. A bridge is a liminal object, connecting not just locations, but states of being—the here and the there, the present and the possible absence. In Deel 6, Maya hallucinated a rooftop as her void. Now it’s a bridge, literalizing the metaphor of standing on the edge, mentally and spatially. But just as the viewer begins to slip into this somber meditation, the abyss is abruptly ruptured.

A scream.

Coco, Maya’s sister, bellows—mechanically, surgically, unmistakably AI-assisted—the line:

“Maya, are you sleeping, you fat fuck?!”

At surface level, it’s an absurd moment. A profanity-laced GTA IV line, originally delivered by Roman Bellic, hijacked and spat out in Coco’s voice. But this isn’t simple shock humor. It’s weaponized intertextuality. The meme-ified aggression of Grand Theft Auto collides with Ongezellig's subdued emotional landscape, creating a moment of violent tonal fracture. This isn’t just funny. It’s structural sabotage.

We must ask: why this line? Why this insult?

The term “fat” is not accurate. Maya, canonically, weighs just 45 kilograms. There’s no history of body-shaming in the narrative. So the insult doesn’t function literally—it functions symbolically. “Fat fuck” is a blunt-force meme phrase, a cultural weapon loaded with implications: shame, inertia, failure to change. It condenses an entire emotional state—depression, alienation, non-functionality—into two words that are contextually meaningless but emotionally radioactive.

Coco’s voice, now artificially reconstituted through neural synthesis, carries none of the warmth of sisterly concern. It is flat, robotic, sterile. This is not Coco rescuing Maya. This is not even Coco. It is a machine-powered intruder into Maya’s dreamspace—a synthetic non-reality designed to shatter whatever fragile fantasy Maya has built. The choice to use an AI voice isn’t just a stylistic gimmick. It’s essential. Coco is no longer a character. She’s a glitch. A totem of artificial wakefulness.

The sudden cut from the tranquil, symbolic dream into this aggressive wake-up call is not a joke. It’s a metacommentary. Maya’s dreams, like our own attempts to dissociate from digital trauma, are constantly interrupted by algorithmic nonsense, recycled audio, memetic vulgarity. The scene captures the experience of being online in 2025: deep pain filtered through memes, serious emotions shattered by ironic detachment, all narrated by AI.

Notably, the video doesn’t explain itself. The bridge is never named. No time of day. No resolution. Maya’s motive for being there is left completely unknown. This is by design. It mirrors Ongezellig’s central motif: the unknowability of others, and of the self. Maya’s journey remains opaque even to herself. Her dreams are not escapes—they’re barely-functioning loops.

It’s crass. It’s cursed. It’s… art.

 No.88543

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>>>88529
>At first glance, the video appears to be a standard Ongezellig-adjacent shitpost: Maya, emotionally burdened and metaphysically adrift, is seen dreaming—not on the rooftop from Deel 6, but now on a bridge. The imagery is immediately uncanny. The background has been surgically replaced with photographs of the St. Johns Bridge in Portland, Oregon, subtly aligning Maya’s inner world with a very real, very recent tragedy: the suicide of Charlotte Fosgate, a 17-year-old trans teenager whose final social media post featured this very bridge, captioned with the haunting phrase, “it’s a pretty view.”
<ChatGPT space
>This isn’t just scenery. It’s geography-as-symbolism. A bridge is a liminal object, connecting not just locations, but states of being—the here and the there, the present and the possible absence. In Deel 6, Maya hallucinated a rooftop as her void. Now it’s a bridge, literalizing the metaphor of standing on the edge, mentally and spatially. But just as the viewer begins to slip into this somber meditation, the abyss is abruptly ruptured.
<ChatGPT space
>A scream.
<ChatGPT space
>Coco, Maya’s sister, bellows—mechanically, surgically, unmistakably AI-assisted—the line:
<ChatGPT space
>“Maya, are you sleeping, you fat fuck?!”
<ChatGPT space
>At surface level, it’s an absurd moment. A profanity-laced GTA IV line, originally delivered by Roman Bellic, hijacked and spat out in Coco’s voice. But this isn’t simple shock humor. It’s weaponized intertextuality. The meme-ified aggression of Grand Theft Auto collides with Ongezellig's subdued emotional landscape, creating a moment of violent tonal fracture. This isn’t just funny. It’s structural sabotage.
<ChatGPT space
>We must ask: why this line? Why this insult?
<ChatGPT space
>The term “fat” is not accurate. Maya, canonically, weighs just 45 kilograms. There’s no history of body-shaming in the narrative. So the insult doesn’t function literally—it functions symbolically. “Fat fuck” is a blunt-force meme phrase, a cultural weapon loaded with implications: shame, inertia, failure to change. It condenses an entire emotional state—depression, alienation, non-functionality—into two words that are contextually meaningless but emotionally radioactive.
<ChatGPT space
>Coco’s voice, now artificially reconstituted through neural synthesis, carries none of the warmth of sisterly concern. It is flat, robotic, sterile. This is not Coco rescuing Maya. This is not even Coco. It is a machine-powered intruder into Maya’s dreamspace—a synthetic non-reality designed to shatter whatever fragile fantasy Maya has built. The choice to use an AI voice isn’t just a stylistic gimmick. It’s essential. Coco is no longer a character. She’s a glitch. A totem of artificial wakefulness.
<ChatGPT space
>The sudden cut from the tranquil, symbolic dream into this aggressive wake-up call is not a joke. It’s a metacommentary. Maya’s dreams, like our own attempts to dissociate from digital trauma, are constantly interrupted by algorithmic nonsense, recycled audio, memetic vulgarity. The scene captures the experience of being online in 2025: deep pain filtered through memes, serious emotions shattered by ironic detachment, all narrated by AI.
<ChatGPT space
>Notably, the video doesn’t explain itself. The bridge is never named. No time of day. No resolution. Maya’s motive for being there is left completely unknown. This is by design. It mirrors Ongezellig’s central motif: the unknowability of others, and of the self. Maya’s journey remains opaque even to herself. Her dreams are not escapes—they’re barely-functioning loops.
<ChatGPT space
>It’s crass. It’s cursed. It’s… art.

 No.88544

>>88531
everybody with a shit life has thought about ending it all before, the difference is whether or not you actually go through with it.

 No.88545

>>88544
Yes but Maya still does it for attention, she smiles when the zolpidem induced character addresses her

 No.88546

>>88545
she didn't actually do it though, it was a literal hallucination.

 No.88547

>>88546
Yeah and she will never do that but everything Maya does is done out of a need for attention, but at the same time getting real genuine attention, which is what trannies want. They like the attention but only when it's good and in their mind "genuine"

 No.88549

>>88547
>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TRANNIES.
you misunderstood maya's character and think she's an attention whore when that literally, not once, not a single time, ever happens in any of the deels.
and the only time it "happens" is during that hallucination in the bathroom, which fine that counts i guess, but even if it does that was only one time and it had no real world consequences because she did that to people who literally don't exist.

 No.88550

>>88549
Isn't someone's imagination what someone subconsciously wants? Why wouldn't Maya want that

 No.88552

>>88550
yeah, with a life like maya's, attention would be probably be a boon.
it's by instinct that she desires what she needs most.
a very important distinction is that she isn't an attention whore, infact it could be argued that she acts in the complete opposite manner an attention whore would act.
she isolates herself from anyone and everyone, because she's not gezellig.

 No.88553

maya is a stone cold trvecel through and through

 No.88554

>>88553
The reason incels think incel girls don't exist is because they have a low profile and don't like to be noticed.

 No.88556

>>88554
>t. written by a woman who thinks she's stonecold

 No.88557

>>88556
men are typically the ones who defend the idea of female incels

 No.88559

>>88557
Falsenvke, everyone knows no such thing as femcels exists

 No.88569

File: 1748921991271.png (663.53 KB, 700x481, menwillfuckanything.png)

>>88554
women cannot be INVOLUNTARILY celibate. even 0/10 women get plenty of male attention (see picrel)

 No.88570

>>88569
That thing is NOT a woman

 No.88571

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 No.88572

>>88570
it is actually. but you're right in assuming, i would too if i didn't know

 No.88573

>>88571
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1570677X17302204
>Very unattractive women (not men) are more likely to be married than others.

 No.88574

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>>88571
These people are unreal, I hope all of them are brown and not White, it would make me quite ashamed. Also goes to show than even the ugliest of foids is better than a tranny, they should just jump all of a bridge

 No.88575

>>88570
It's probably edited
>>88569
unless she has extreme deformities that affect both her face and body or something, inceldom is mostly skill issue that could be all fixed if these lazzy niggas took some accountability and got a job instead of rotting their brain with nonsense and blaming others for it, i really cant imagine anyone being a true incel unless hes seriously deformed

 No.88577

>>88574
theyre desperate men, and shes not even that ugly shes just fat, she could look decent if she lost some weight
and if this surprises you then wait until you see men who simp for trannies (theyre mostly brown)

 No.88578

>>88574
well, if you read the email headers theres one guy saying hes white and another saying hes black. i should do some research on tranny catfishing too now that you mention it.
>>88575
>wordwordwords cope
face > height > money > body > personality

 No.88579

>>88577
>shes not even that ugly shes just fat
cap of the century. look at that fucking nose

 No.88580

>>88578
its not cope, nobody actually cares about height that much in real life, i never saw it happen myself
you can look decent, and humans are social creatures so your social skills also matter, try to focus in that, also nobody will want to be with you if you use your horrible personality to cope about being bitchless. looks matter, but so does your personality, and both things can be fixed, but most incels are lazy bitches who want more than they should have

 No.88581

>>88579
im talking about this one >>88571
shed look fine if she lost weight

 No.88585

>>88580
>looks matter
precisely. in fact they matter so much i can dump here 1000 of articles with evidence that physiognomy is the foremost determinant of reproductive success

 No.88586

>>88585
you dont need to look like a 10/10 gigachad to get bitches, you only need to look decent and have good social skills to find a girlfriend, and anyone can look decent and get better social skills.

 No.88587

>>88585
Looks matter so much that the bridgetroon jumped to his death, geg!

 No.88588

>>88586
you're right actually, i'm just demoralised.

 No.88591

>>88588
dont be, itll only make things worse. try to interact with people both irl and online and try to forget about finding a girlfriend, and look good in own your way. these things help. if you improve your social skills and get to know more people, you're more likely to find a girl who matches you. it may take a while but dont worry too much about it, keep focusing on improving yourself.

 No.88592

>>88586
but what if im an insane stuttering autistic

 No.88594

There are still resentful incels in this website

 No.88595

>>88592
don't worry, you can improve these too

 No.88596

sex isn't even good

 No.88597

>>88596
Sex is aryan shemmyclock

 No.88599

>>88597
Sex is yucky and awkward.

 No.88600

>>88596
>>88599
twp cause sex is fun

 No.88601

>>88600
I'm just nervous I'll underperform or do something wrong. Also twp o algo I should become trans.

 No.88602

>>88596
Sex after marriage is extremely aryan but casual sex is coal and gay

 No.88603

>>88596
it's really not all that
>>88602
even sex after marriage is still weird

 No.88604

>>88600
its kinda gross, there are other ways to have fun with someone
>>88601
it cant be that small, i dont think anyone really cares about size unless its abnormally small

 No.88605

>>88575
>i really cant imagine anyone being a true incel unless hes seriously deformed
That's a failure of imagination on your part.

 No.88606

File: 1748935610263-0.webm (6.21 MB, 1920x954, aceggot.webm)

File: 1748935610263-1.mp4 (2.35 MB, 854x480, TR4THN4KE.mp4)

>sex isn't even good
>Sex is yucky and awkward.
>its kinda gross, there are other ways to have fun with someone
>even sex after marriage is still weird
<Sex after marriage is extremely aryan but casual sex is coal and gay

 No.88607

>>88606
im not aceggot i still feel sexual attraction but actually having sex grosses me out

 No.88608

>>88605
extreme deformities are the only things that cant really be fixed

 No.88609

people who say sex is gross is the same as niggers saying women scare them despite gooning to the most depraved porn imaginable

 No.88610

>>88609
nonsense

 No.88621

nigga why do i come back to this thread and it's derailed? can derailcord at least chose OTHER threads?? WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FUCKING THREADS! I SWEAR I'M NOT CRAZY.

 No.88622

>>88621
you hecking disrespected maya, so maybe you deserve to die…

 No.88623

>>88622
does he know?

 No.88634

>>88575
>i really cant imagine anyone being a true incel unless hes seriously deformed
i don't think incels are ignored because they're exceptionally ugly (or exceptionally negative in any other way). they're ignored because they're exceptionally unremarkable and have nothing to offer anyone. they have no talent and no interesting personality. they're not stupid or ugly enough for anyone to feel bad for them, but they're not intelligent enough to impress anyone. plus, they have no interest in improving any of this because they don't want to improve. they want to fail because they want portray themselves as stone cold truth tellers in opposition to the childishly optimistic normies who dare imply that there's anything they can do to improve their situations. if things ever go right for them, they will actively sabotage themselves just so they can feel like they were in the right about their situations being hopeless.

 No.88639




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