Overboard

>bro prime zarty is outside your home right now. theyre like.... evil NAZI trolls or something. you dont wanna mess with them, i would know i was browsing that site since 2021. if you did something they dont like then prepare to get 'oxxed o algo.
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I would racemix for Vivian. 52 replies omitted.

Hey Zelligtards. I figured this would be a nice place to post a picture of what I can only describe as My New Girlfriend. I have recently been trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn and figured this would be a good way to do so. The idea is to basically use her like a girlfriend, as someone who makes me want to improve my awful lifestyle. I've already had what I can best describe as a Tulpa of Mymy in my head for the last three months, and she's already helped me lose 30 pounds and start lifting.
Before anyone says, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. That would be a sin.
The question is: Do you guys think this is AT ALL a good idea?
(Art was custom made by a friend. If anyone wants HQ I'll post it) 49 replies omitted.

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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something. 730 replies omitted.

fuck you stop being mean to agugu just because shes younger than you doesnt mean she cant read and she actually can read for your knownledge and shes very good at it (unlike you) and at least she doesnt come up with these VILE ideas because fuck you and stop being mean to her read my other thread because being rude and mean to people like agugu isnt going to get you into the kingdom of heaven and espically not whenever youre making these disgusting books about vera being a pedo because thtats very scary for agugu and you need to watch what you say on th einternet because one of these days youre going to say something bad to agugu and shes never going to forgive you because of how mean you are to her and everytime you go to sleep youll think of all the times you wronged her and why youre such a bad person. agugu writes books about eating stroopwaffles and stuff like that because shes nice and shes friendly and everyone loves her because shes cute and everytone things agugu is cute and if you dont think she is youre mean because youre bviologolicaly made to think shes cute but even that doesnt take awayu from the fact that you were just mean to her and that you shouldnt be and you shouldnt be mean to anyone like what if rens what your son that wouldnt be very nice would it now and what if someone told your baby agugu that she couldnt read whenever she could you would be very upset like me wouldnt you im on the verge of tears because people like you exist and you have nothing but hate in your heart and agugu doesnt because augug loves everyone because she knows theres hope int he world because she has hope and theres love in the world because she loves the world and i think you need to take some lessons from agugu because clearly you are satan and trying to corrupt her and stop her from achieveing her fullest in this world in the short time she has been alive she has done much more than you ever will and you should be ashemed of yourself and aplogize to agugu 8 replies omitted.

wait, so my children with vivian will be fucking visible asians, not Aryans indistinguishable from our race's finest specimens? MOOOOOOODS THIS IS FAKE NEWS 1 replies omitted.

Some Xittertranny is actually writing and drawing the Ongezellig girls killing and eating each other. A new level of niggerbrimstonehell has been unleashed upon us.
How do we stop Xittergroids from ruining this show even further? 59 replies omitted.

Did Vivian actually killed herself?
If anyone has any information please say because im starting to think that she genuinely woried. 8 replies omitted.

Howdy! As you may have noticed, I have taken a little break from stickying threads to see if anybody would notice they were gone. Since I haven't seen anyone complain, I wanted to directly ask - do you still want gemmy oc threads to be stickied in /zellig/? The Zarty is for the Zaryans, after all.
Also I'll finally do some more oc myself. Life is good. Perhap a new request thread, a video game, pictures of me with Zoot... who knows.

https://files.catbox.moe/xdg4vy.rar

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How do I ensure that my future child does not end up a complete goyim cock sucking niggerfaggot NPC cattle retard?

overboard is filled to the brim with terrible posts made by terrible unlikable people. nuke the zarty tab don't waste your time 73 replies omitted.

how dare these subhumans desecrate the name of kiki 27 replies omitted.

I wanna preface this by saying im here because this is too embarrassing to post on a more identifiable place and the sharty is no use, also im NOT a troon and NEVER will be one or anything close to it and I know for a fact im not gay.

Im a man but I don't really understand how to be one entirely, I grew up without a father figure and I was mentally ill in my tween/teen years and suicidal. I've always been very sensitive cuz of autism and im very physically weak my whole life, I was really insecure about this in high school and I was already depressed so I found myself latching onto media that had "Soft" male characters like deltarune and sanrio stuff and a variety of cute themed furry webcomics because I associated masculine men with ugly and mean things, and saw myself in characters like ralsei or the suicidal cat in this picture

I didn't want to fuck them I want that to be clear, the fantasy was being them and then maybe dating one of the girl characters from the comics/games I was fantasizing about. part of my suicidal tendencies was the fantasy of escaping the real world and then going to a afterlife where I basically become one of those characters,

its so bad it warped my perception of self where my inner monologue and self perception I always imagine a squeaky voiced sort of chibi/fursona version of myself whenever I think or picture myself doing something or during my cry sessions.

Im a adult now and I know this stuff is all bad and unhealthy especially since I have seen how troons are and have shifted into a more conservative mindset but no matter what I do I can't get out of this headspace

im so jealous of normal guys who grow up and do manly stuff and have girlfriends without ever having these weird fantasies because I genuinely don't know what to do, I know I need to be normal but my brain wants me to -ACK and get away from reality, wtf do I do to undo this, I feel like I got fucked up rng and should just -ack to try again at life as a normal guy.

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"An American Tail" even doe it's a good movie, it's pretty obvios that it has a pro-inmigration message, because the Mousekewitz are russian jews fleeing persecution so they go to new york, and i find funny how they use ellis islanders as an excuse for inmigration because they were you know, EUROPEAN, also it's pretty obvios they want to refugee migrants or something

can someone draw mymy bolsonaro?
this is bolsonaro

hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a

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Erm hello. 52 replies omitted.

You see, the city of Springfield in The Simpsons is very multicultural because this is the ideal society Matt Groening and the writers want, they also portray in some episodes (ableit post-90s episodes) as ellis island inmigrants even doe they are clearly WASPs, but the wtiters believe america was founded on inmigration even doe it was european inmigration, and also Apu was created by Matt to show his respect for "hardworking indian inmigrants"

This selling TikTok account killed themself
One of our own 48 replies omitted.

I wrote some calm music 1 replies omitted.

Fucking israelis. Hitler had a vision tbh. Hes still bad tho he killed alot of gore language speaking russians or sum. 4 replies omitted.

Why does mymy like captain crunch? 22 replies omitted.

i`m just wondering how onion dwellers made up most of the Ongezellig community

the vivian enigma unmasked 39 replies omitted.

Do you think the Schoppenboers live in the suburbs or in the city center and what kind of house do you think it is?
The only time we see the outside of the house is in sweet 16 and it’s clearly supposed to resemble an urban canal house. This isn’t canon exactly but it’s the most we have to go on for the exterior. We know the house has to have at least two floors, and has a garden behind the dining table.
I’ve been on funda looking at different types of Dutch houses and I think the ones they label geschakelde woning, the semi detached houses connected by garages, feel like the best fit to me because it can still kind of look like a canal house, has the space between the houses we see in the panel, and is suburban which to me makes more sense for them than urban. But I think a suburban row house could also work.
I don’t know much about Dutch housing so maybe I’m very wrong, what do you picture their house to be? 25 replies omitted.

Oh mein Zootler, why 56 replies omitted.

>"Complex" 4 thousand episodes long drama shows with self-inserts for neurotic 40 year old women
>"Complex" 4 thousand episodes long drama shows with self-inserts for retarded 20 year old tiktoker women
>Shitty 400 episode shows with unrealistic over-the-top action porn every episode
>Cartoon shows for kids except made cinematic
>Based glowniggers saving the world again from the evil terrorists
>Based glowniggers saving the world again from the evil ethnic nationalists
>Based glowniggers saving the world again from the evil people who don't believe in ideals of multiculturalism, DEI and free sex
>Based glowniggers saving the world again from the weak evil white military
>Military heroes saving the entire world from the evil stupid nazis
>Strong man saves the mixed race child and the white woman from the evil klansmen racists
>Evil incel hates all women but gets wokescold by a strong man
>Strong man is actually complex weak cucked emasculated man
>Gangs and police slaughter each other
>White husband getting cucked fixes the entire marriage
>Strong, innocent girlboss fights against the entire world and wins
>Weak stupid white men get cucked by intelligent niggers
>Weak stupid white men get cucked by brilliant girlbosses
>Weak stupid white men get cucked by black women
>Weak stupid white men get cucked by asian men
>Weak stupid white men get cucked by slapstick comedy
>30 minutes of ads per 1 hour of action
How the fuck do boomers watch this shit for 16 hours a day? 8 replies omitted.

Do you think that massa is lurking on this website, or do you think that he just doesn't care abaut zelig and meaby doesn't even know abaut zarty. 1 replies omitted.

Is Tryn far-right, alt-right, or centre-right? 14 replies omitted.