/calm/ - Calm

Bob ## Admin 2026-04-01 11:45:53 No.1 Reply

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Welcome to /calm/. The rules of this board are as follows: Only /calm/ posts are allowed. No arguing. No cussing. Enjoy the board. If enough zaryans like it, we might keep it a bit longer. 10 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-04-09 22:12:34 No.91

boob...

Zaryan 2026-04-10 14:15:50 No.100

>>1
Bob we god 100 posts on /calm/

Zaryan 2026-09-04 05:19:13 No.511 Reply

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I wrote some calm music 1 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-09-07 17:39:24 No.522

Gem

Zaryan 2026-09-07 17:45:14 No.523

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This is something i made i recorded it long time ago and with a phone bc i was on vacation since thean i kind of forgot abaut it, but its calm so im gonna post it, this weak i will probably record a final version with a mic and meaby other instrument.

Zaryan 2026-09-07 17:45:53 No.524

Are you the guy that plays akordeon?

Zaryan 2026-09-07 20:10:47 No.525

That's great me too

Zaryan 2026-09-05 22:55:59 No.515 Reply

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my chest hurts, chatjeetpt says i should be fine but I am still very uncalm. Please posts zems i need to calm down 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-09-05 23:06:47 No.518

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>>517
What is your BMI?

Zaryan 2026-09-05 23:09:21 No.519

>>518
19.9

Zaryan 2026-09-05 23:31:42 No.520

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Zaryan 2026-09-05 23:42:14 No.521

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Mymy 4 World Queen Zaryan 2026-09-02 19:11:20 No.498 Reply

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No puedo expresar lo mucho que me gusta Mymy. Es tan... interesante. Es un personaje único y mi aprecio por ella me hace olvidarme de traducir esto al inglés pues no hay palabras en ese idioma que puedan expresar lo que siento.

Mymy es un faro en la oscuridad, una alegría en la tristeza, es la existencia en la nada. Me pone realmente triste el hecho de que Massa cancelara esta mina de oro, una decisión bastante cuestionable. Sinceramente nunca me había sentido tan identificado con un personaje antes de Mymy.

Zaryan 2026-09-03 02:28:26 No.499

😂 😂 😂

Zaryan 2026-09-05 00:19:55 No.513

>>498
verdadnvke!

Zaryan 2026-09-05 01:22:19 No.514

(OP) this isn't calming

Zaryan 2026-07-28 07:36:59 No.253 Reply

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Hello everyone
Stay calmed everyone ♡♡♡ 11 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-09-03 09:12:29 No.507

>>505
yea I'm still here what's up?

Zaryan 2026-09-03 11:00:29 No.508

>>507
Why didn't you do it?

Zaryan 2026-09-03 13:07:16 No.509

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watermelon slice

Zaryan 2026-09-03 13:07:39 No.510

>>509
so good

Zaryan 2026-08-18 18:30:07 No.387 Reply

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Hello zaryans, doesn’t this monkey look like Jeff the killer. 9 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-08-19 00:03:24 No.397

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Monkey chit

Zaryan 2026-08-19 00:03:58 No.398

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>>396
Never said sexually

Zaryan 2026-08-19 00:05:30 No.399

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Bushido

Zaryan 2026-09-03 04:09:00 No.503

>>398
wtf dude

Zaryan 2026-09-03 02:31:22 No.500 Reply

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/hate/ wonned
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Zaryan 2026-09-03 02:42:56 No.501

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it depends on how I'm feeling that day

Zaryan 2026-08-09 00:29:01 No.306 Reply

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im feeling calm rn. coco makes me calm and sheeit mayne
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Zaryan 2026-08-09 08:38:32 No.327

I dreamt I went to college with the zellig sisters and I got close with Coco. Her hair was really luminescent and silky and I put my arm around her shoulder, it was chill

Zaryan 2026-09-01 20:40:48 No.488

>>327
But they're in high school

Zaryan 2026-09-01 21:00:26 No.491

>>488
He dreamt

Zaryan 2026-09-02 08:45:25 No.497

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>I dreamt I went to college with the zellig sisters and I got close with Coco. Her hair was really luminescent and silky and I put my arm around her shoulder, it was chill

Mymy loves drink Zaryan 2026-09-01 20:44:04 No.489 Reply

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What does Mymy drink? Stroopwafel-flavored milk? 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-09-01 23:46:06 No.493

>>489
loves cum
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Zaryan 2026-09-01 23:48:52 No.494

>>493
mods dismember this guy

Zaryan 2026-09-02 02:19:37 No.495

(OP) question's Go to ( QA )
Orange juice or some other kind of liquid

Zaryan 2026-09-02 08:42:41 No.496

>>493
zellig bros not like this

Zaryan 2026-08-30 16:26:21 No.486 Reply

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why are people being banned for transphobico is salt behind the screen

Zaryan 2026-08-30 17:03:40 No.487

Marge??

Zaryan 2026-08-27 18:33:34 No.483 Reply

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/calm/

Zaryan 2026-08-27 19:25:22 No.484

>>483
Tsmt

Zaryan 2026-08-27 19:42:47 No.485

Gem

yo what happend to the games Zaryan 2026-08-23 19:29:50 No.470 Reply

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Im trying to play mymys schoolcaust game and it aint poppen up what happend mods please im bored :(((((( 8 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-08-26 10:57:26 No.479

How to play this game?

Zaryan 2026-08-26 11:15:36 No.480

>>479
Click on the link

Zaryan 2026-08-26 12:21:21 No.481

>480
I cant see any link can you send me it

Zaryan 2026-08-26 12:41:58 No.482

>>481
https://soyzellig.party/schoolocaust%20game/

Zaryan 2026-08-09 00:40:12 No.310 Reply

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post dogs 15 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-08-14 18:01:57 No.377

>>374
I also look like this

Zaryan 2026-08-15 19:58:34 No.378

>>321
those dogs :) just so kyute in the car :D

Zaryan 2026-08-22 22:28:47 No.468

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Bark

Zaryan 2026-08-23 00:08:55 No.469

>>468
he looks like my nespresso coffee when I make it in the morning

Zaryan 2026-08-21 10:58:34 No.405 Reply

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finally, back to 0 pph
so calm so nice 58 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-08-21 12:32:21 No.464

>>461
@koos can you find the real number of posters on this site

Zaryan 2026-08-21 12:34:31 No.465

>>462
discord is antiagugu: it embodies transexuality, homosexuality, and resultant sterility
vivian is mentally an agugu and has potential to spawn more agugus
agugu is agugu