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R: 6 / I: 0

MassaGraph Files + Image Dump

<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.
Guy that made the zellig font here, 2 weeks unfortunately turned into months and then eventually stopped all together due to irlGODing. Dropping all the resources here if anyone wants to pick up the mantle. There were still some issues I had with the font, but I honestly can't remember what exactly besides missing characters. If I were updating it again, I'd honestly just start from scratch since I think I used the old illustrations for some of the characters which were smaller and lower quality before the Google Drive dump happened from 'assa ximself.
>https://mega.nz/file/yrgAEICJ#iVh1oHoaiqL87Y5WFD7LShH3a7niXOg6SsYd3DZtd-I
You'll find all of the images I could find that used for xis font, and Paint.net files for organizing and layering letters together to see which one is the biggest for me to choose from and vectorize (ignore any of the "bolded" ones on the bottom left, not sure why I included those). None of them were resized in anyway, just cropped and possibly rotated.
I used Adobe Illustrator for vectorizing the characters, along with this paid plugin that auto-kerns the characters together: https://www.fontself.com/
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I used AI for upscaling the characters before vectorizing them back then, they probably weren't necessary for all, but definitely so for the characters that had no bigger or clearer equivalent like "Q" and "q". If anyone's serious about completing this font to include special and foreign characters, either try and replicate the style yourself or look into replacing the letters on the 2nd image via AI prompting with NanoBanana from Google or Seedream 4.0 from Bytedance since that's what I'd probably do as I couldn't imitate the style for it.

Sorry I couldn't complete it and doubly so for hoarding this all this time.
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 1302 / I: 556
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 3 / I: 1
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
R: 53 / I: 19
'lig thread on soy qa stood up for a month and got 300 replies, is this a win
R: 25 / I: 13

I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
R: 8 / I: 2

Any magnet links for me to pirate 'zellig

that's about it really, I don't wanna download from YouTube because that sometimes doesn't work and I transheart torrenting
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agugu
R: 603 / I: 154

Part 2 of the lidly comic

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
R: 307 / I: 88

'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?
<'bloxcaca space
Play: https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS
<zarty space
If you wish to play alone or are experiencing lag, find the "Servers" tab and click "Create Private Server".
<mymy space
Discuss the game, report bugs (press f9 and screenshot if you find any), ask for help and stuff
R: 16 / I: 6

The Zews.

>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is….Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust
R: 374 / I: 116

Zellig Booru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/

We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 16 / I: 3
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
R: 4 / I: 1
what is mymy part 1488 or whatever and why do people keep referencing it
R: 33 / I: 15

/edits/

A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up
>heckin example here
R: 44 / I: 9

Musical zellig vantawhite GEM

I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/three-rooms
R: 15 / I: 4
Oy vey iz mir! Fallenchungus likes 'zellig!
R: 630 / I: 385

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 93 / I: 24
funkgezellig
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oekaki thread
R: 28 / I: 6

Old English (700-1000) Ongezellig/Unhyggelīc

“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- Coco
unhyggelīc (maybe? if there's a better title to say it then put it, or just 'Ongezellig, in Old English/Anglo-Saxon')
R: 7 / I: 3
>Sir, a second VOC ship is about to hit the second school tower!
R: 1049 / I: 461

/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 34 / I: 21
why haven't 'fic writers made any HECKIN GEMS out of the scrapped episode ideas from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MASSA HIMSELF????!!!!!

ARE THEY STUPID????? GET TO WRITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 203 / I: 44
ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/
R: 252 / I: 94

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 1061 / I: 413

/mymy/

Post about Mymy
R: 135 / I: 73
AGOOGY AGOOGY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woits woits woits woits GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
R: 1675 / I: 579

/maya/

Post mayas
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what is xhe doing…
R: 2 / I: 2
>damn bitch
>I'M *PUNCH*
>FEELING *PUNCH*
>SO *PUNCH*
>BACKED *PUNCH*
>UP *PUNCH*
R: 246 / I: 56
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG MAYACUCKS WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 41 / I: 32

Coco fan

Coco yay
R: 26 / I: 8
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
R: 11 / I: 3
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
R: 24 / I: 5
>spend 7 years making a series
>literally pour your heart and soul into it
>make it only in dutch
>still gets massive fanbase
>refuse to sell merch because of morals or something retarded
>pick patreon knockoff that majority of the fanbase cant donate to because the dutch are massive retards
>show dies
YVP. ISSA RETARDED NIGGER CUCK GEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 9 / I: 1
MakeZellig just made a q+a community post https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q
R: 34 / I: 17

Ms./co/ 2025

Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.

Nomination has begun:

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/150219200

Nomination List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WCHh67pyxS1mO3T735rGTy9knukCFvL18e0qgyYeXkI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
R: 139 / I: 51

Monthly Themed Zellig Art

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH>>105498
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 7 / I: 0
fanfic thread for your GEMMY FANFICS
R: 18 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies

Baiterald I kneel
R: 138 / I: 39
i'm gonna tear my fucking eyes out how the fuck do artists do this shit i'm way too shakey man
R: 248 / I: 67 (sticky)

/craft/

Official Thread for NuCraft
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here

Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me

Port:22056

Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)


If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site


Features:

Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)

player login system

Bedrock and Java crossplay support

console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)

Android support (Bedrock mobile players)

piracy support (cracked account login)

random teleport spawn command

custom GUI menus

death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)

mob and player head drops

basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa

manage Bedrock player skins

fixes recipe issues for Bedrock

image display in item frames

inventory rollback after death or crash

set home teleport points

mine and place spawners with Silk Touch

teleport request system

change skins server-side

chop trees in one swing

/ride command to mount entities

anti-xray protection (automatic)

browser proximity chat


Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E

Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)

Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 20 / I: 4
>Shoving Lidly in a aging machine and turning her into irl Vera forcing her to cuddle with Zaryans
R: 1 / I: 0
what happened man
R: 302 / I: 135
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 13 / I: 6

Maya gets trolles

https://mayagetstrolled.webcomic.ws/comics/2/#content-start

Wtf is this
R: 4 / I: 0

is chapter 40 of "one more shot" still out there

does anyone knows what happened in it or is it lost mediarino
R: 25 / I: 6
How to save the zarty
>delete agugu, soymy and anything related to them from the site's history
>perm ban and delete anyone who posts anything related to agugu or soymy in the future
>do not mention agugu or soymy in the rules or ban logs as to avoid reminding the population they ever existed
R: 41 / I: 5
List some stuff that I should draw tomorrow.
R: 302 / I: 148

/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 20 / I: 5

/kirby/

kirby
R: 11 / I: 3
>tfw Maya doesn't want to eat with the rest of the family again
R: 263 / I: 95
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 5 / I: 1
.
R: 5 / I: 2
some low effort nonsense zellig thread on the sharty got 300+ replies in 3 hours
R: 21 / I: 9 (sticky)

nuZMV

M Y M Y Q U E S T
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Q
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R: 4 / I: 1
I heckking love AI!!
R: 13 / I: 1

PEEB Maya juzus/Jusus

Can someone draw a PEEB Maya jesus for me for a history presention? or really any one from Ongezellig.
Kan iemand een PEEB Maya Jezus voor me tekenen voor een geschiedenis presentatie? Of eigenlijk iemand van Ongezellig.
R: 166 / I: 44

im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
R: 33 / I: 14
will massa use the sister ever again even for a wholesome r/marvelstudios type cameo or is such a pitty slvtt for bbc that he will pretend that he the last 7 years of his life never happened
R: 13 / I: 7
anyone else like non-canon / maya's sweet 16 / mayamail maya more than canon / pilot maya?
R: 56 / I: 33
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mayamail/mayamail-1/viewer?title_no=1032992&episode_no=1
someone on feddit released a comic strip that completely repeats Maya's diary
R: 17 / I: 2
recreated the shittiest "dream" (more like vision? or daydream) i've ever had
R: 70 / I: 23

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
R: 294 / I: 87

/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
R: 125 / I: 21
Would maya be one of those feminist foids who always bitch about "Men are trash" considering how much of a heccin 24/7 terminally onlinerinos NEET xhe is
R: 53 / I: 17
I feel like I've noticed something about Ongezellig that nobody has really brought attention to or talked about since its release.
People like to paint this picture that Maya is a mentally ill freak (ADD aka Autism Denial Disorder, Anxiety, Depression) amongst mentally healthy peers, when that isn't really the case.
For example, Coco may seem like a caring, loving, happy individual and well… she is, but have you noticed that she seems to desperately want validation from Maya? Coco stays suffocatingly close to her, and tries to include her in as many activities as she possibly can, in spite of Maya being ONGEZELLIG.
I believe that underneath her easygoing exterior she has a guilt complex and PTSD.
Guilt because of things that either weren't her fault or were the fault of Maya's parents (Maya lost her cat because of Coco's allergies and Maya didn't get the attention she so desperately needed to properly develop because Coco (and Mymy) received such a disproportionate amount of it), and PTSD because her parents met an untimely end.
As for Mymy, she's a sadomasochist with dissociative identity disorder.
She loves humiliating and teasing Maya (Mymy left her tied up and made fun of her like a selfish little fuck) (SADIST), and seems to intentionally get herself hurt (getting herself thwacked in the head by Vera with a bottle after trying to start a "schoolocaust" with a Nerf gun) (MASOCHIST).
She also clitty leaks if you mention her true ethnicity and reverts to speaking Japanese (DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER).
Consider the 'boers DIAGNOSED.
R: 9 / I: 0

wtf is a yurifag

who is yuri and why is he a fag
R: 16 / I: 7
Both of them are the same race (African)

Cocofails…ur response?
>GEG!
R: 376 / I: 189

Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
R: 5 / I: 2

What was the Zelty?

There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki.
R: 414 / I: 155
post veraralds
im first
R: 388 / I: 137

/coco/ general

Post Coco images
R: 29 / I: 5
ZOOT, BOB, DOBKUN IS TRYING TO DDOS THE ZARTY
R: 133 / I: 19
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
R: 15 / I: 4
How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student?
R: 696 / I: 393
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 11 / I: 9
The perfect ongezellig sparta remix
R: 29 / I: 4

newfag questions

newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions
1. how do you change the color of the text?
2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
4. how do you dox someone?
R: 5 / I: 1
FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
R: 33 / I: 15
>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>*send*
https://aistudio.google.com/
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
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/Sing/

Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets
R: 11 / I: 0

What are the specs of Maya's PC

You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more
R: 20 / I: 5
Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is.
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
R: 26 / I: 4

If ongezellig was set in America

The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.

<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
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Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 13 / I: 9

Cuddle with Black Maya

<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing)
R: 6 / I: 0
Meow
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
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Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 147 / I: 49
ongezellig if it was good
R: 135 / I: 40

Cuddle with Vera

<Come here sweetie! (Pats next to her on the couch)
R: 686 / I: 644
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 75 / I: 20
A girl just made this for me… I'm in love, Zaryans…
R: 127 / I: 39
I'm in love with mymy but I relate to maya the most, my brain is a margerald
Mymy is genuinely just so adorable and hecking chuddy, I literally pretend to cuddle with her every night as I go to sleep, I cry knowing she ain't real
But I also kinda like maya because I'm a lonely ass nigger with no irl friends or anything and I can't talk in public to anyone at all
So when I think more about mymy, the more I want a gf, which makes me more sad and lonely, and then makes me relate to maya, like some weird cycle
What do? Why did massa have to make the chud and the incel seperate characters, makes no sense to a lonely chud like me.