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R: 4 / I: 0
OHNONONONONONONO VERACUCKS WHAT IS THIS?????
R: 4 / I: 2
i've been having nightmares where mymy shoots me with her nerf gun.
R: 17 / I: 4
Post gems of the girls when the grow up. I need them desperately.
R: 17 / I: 6
mixing the gene pool is a good thing because… IT JUST IS OK?
R: 43 / I: 18
A white that was born in Africa is equal to a black that was born outside of Africa
R: 13 / I: 0

Zellig episode idea #1

Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.
Zelliged or sod?
R: 28 / I: 11
>Ongezellig Xitter immigrant
R: 12 / I: 2
Anyone else fed up with these 4cuck tier slapfighting threads about who the best girl is?
R: 36 / I: 13
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 48 / I: 21
>WAAAAAAAAAH IM SO LONELY ALL THE TIME OH WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO INVITE ME TO A FUN ACTIVITY TO BOND WITH ME? WEL I DONT WANNA GO CAUSE IM A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
R: 46 / I: 9

Doxerald but its Worth It.

zaryans, what is stopping us from doxxing this disgusting twitter account?

No doxxing. If you're gonna do this, do it somewhere else, not here.
R: 2 / I: 1
Imagine some redditor made the gemmiest slop than the current /zellig/
R: 8 / I: 2
uploading some images so i can download them on my computer don't mind me
R: 13 / I: 5
I look like her and sound like her
R: 11 / I: 2
coco for no fucking reason at all
R: 28 / I: 10

New toss

Ongezellig ASMR
R: 15 / I: 5
Why do artists tend to get the heights of the sisters wrong? Do they not even watch 'zellig? Even if you are watching it for the first time, and don't know their exact heights, it is easy to determine that coco is the tallest, maya is in the middle, and that mymy is by far the shortest. Yet they are often drawn at the same height. It seems to happen most with xitter artists btw.

Picrel isn't a good example but I don't have my 'older with me.
R: 54 / I: 15
>be studio massa
>don't advertice your show
>don't make any merch
>don't give a shit about international fans
>you don't get the money to continue the pilot and it's bankrupt
>blame the fans for larping about ongezellig as the reason for the pilot going bankrupt

absolute faggot
R: 19 / I: 10
>YOU HAVE TO LET ME BE A PEST IN YOUR GROUP MADE FOR TEENS OTHERWISE I'LL REPORT YOU TO DADDY ROCOCKS
https://boards.4chan.org/vm/thread/1751190#p1751624
R: 17 / I: 3
It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up. It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.​
R: 16 / I: 4

oekaki thread

I've bought a screen less tablet. please tell me something to draw. (I'm trans btw)
R: 12 / I: 3
why does mymy have aids
R: 37 / I: 14
is xe right?
R: 63 / I: 20
'zellig has been canceled, billions MUST create nu OC's or something
R: 8 / I: 4
>maya you need to come out of your room and socialize
R: 7 / I: 4
Who's this Kiki or Kike or what ever the hell xher is called. Also, I need a big white man to treat me roughly.
R: 22 / I: 4

Review the Zarty (operation zellig)

ATTENTION ALL ZARYANS WE NEED TO GET MORE EYES ON ONGEZELLIG LETS SPAM THIS COMMENT SECTION DAILY

https://www.youtube.com/@kenforrest
R: 52 / I: 27

Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
R: 1 / I: 0
Zaryans will claim the 12M get next as a way to fully cement sharty/qa/'s revenge against /soy/trannies for opressing us for so long. Hitler willing.
R: 44 / I: 13
>mayagods wo-AAAACCKKKKKKK!
Part of a bigger project im working on, will show more later
R: 27 / I: 4
>is a real autist unlike Maya
>is a real white european unlike Coco
>has better personality than Mymy
>french girl
>loves pirates which is a better hobby than larping as VOC colonialist
>actually has breasts unlike mymy
Can any Zaryans tell me why they thirst over those inferior three sisters again?
R: 2 / I: 1
uh oh mayacels, WHATS THIS?
https://davemadson.fandom.com/wiki/Maya_Logan
R: 2 / I: 2
<when finally orang
R: 20 / I: 8
I'm so obsessed. Can some one larp as a zellig girl and talk with me?
R: 22 / I: 11

/zellig_on_da_log/

Mission:
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.

This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody

Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
R: 12 / I: 6
Mymy would want to get deployed to Afghanistan but by the time she's old enough to join Netherlands already withdrawed
R: 61 / I: 16
very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus
R: 45 / I: 17

weekend zellig gartic thread of zoiets

thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
R: 38 / I: 7

ITT: we guess the religions of the 'Zellig Characters

Coco - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Maya - Agnostic Calvinist Protestant Christian
Mymy - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Adam - (LARPer) Tengrism
Axel - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Bert - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Cato - Devout Sunni Muslim
Cleo - Agnostic Sunni Muslim
Henk - Agnostic Lutheran Protestant Christian
Ilse - Devout Ashkenazi Jew
Kiki - Agnostic Catholic Christian
Roos - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Tryn - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Wiel - Devout Catholic Christian
The rest are all reddit atheists and new-age-spiritualitytards (yfke)
R: 27 / I: 3
Made a little thingy
R: 92 / I: 33
i looked up coco schoppenboer on brave search to get a reference because i wanted to draw her and i instantly saw some stuff i didn't really want to se
R: 8 / I: 3
only women, pedophiles or autists have this level of obsession with drawn girls
R: 15 / I: 2

My Prayer

I pray to God that He may protect the good people of this board and that He will punish those who seek to spread their corruption. I pray that God will give strength to those who seek Your help, and that I pray that the corrupt when they attempt to find strength they only find weakness and a very slow and agonizing death, unless they turn back from their ways and seek you God. Amen.
R: 2 / I: 1
We live, we love, we seethe
R: 3 / I: 0

Cleo learns about Rwandan genocide

Would she support tutsis or hutus?
R: 4 / I: 0
I always wanted to remake that one video, and now I did
R: 6 / I: 3
Remember these gemerald (rating up to debate) 'fics?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61358905
The last one dropped recently
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65159419
R: 4 / I: 5
anyone have a picture of coco's shoes? i'm drawing something, i'll post it when it's done if enough people want me to.
R: 3 / I: 0
>Ongezellig if it was in Atlanta
R: 5 / I: 0
what do amerimutts mean when they say stuff like "first period, second period" in their schools? is it the number of the lesson or is it the recess or something else?
R: 9 / I: 0

zellig if Kuz knew english

this is what we could have had…
R: 15 / I: 3
Marge? What do you niggas see in this cartoon to make a whole website out of it? I dont get it.
R: 0 / I: 0
i made my mom a chocolate chip cookie pizza for mother's day, what did you do for mother's day?
R: 9 / I: 1
Nigga heil hitler…… i love maya so much…
R: 33 / I: 26

Happy Maya

Post anything featuring Maya being happy or smiling
R: 2 / I: 0
-
R: 9 / I: 3
>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
R: 12 / I: 1
the duel continues
R: 4 / I: 0
>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my gooning space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the puritans on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
R: 3 / I: 0
Zoot should buy the sharty
R: 14 / I: 6
What are you doing for his birthday zaryans?
R: 10 / I: 1
Aryan statvs: confirmed
They're really gemmy
R: 4 / I: 0
uh tf is up with the Kate's page on the wiki? =ZOOOOOOT THE FALSEFLAGGER JEET WAS KATE ALL ALONG=
R: 7 / I: 1
>Touch my first stroopwafel, i saw madness
>I see it, i want it, i got to have it
R: 3 / I: 1
>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles
R: 30 / I: 4
feed mymy stroopwafel until she puke then feed her more stroopwafel and then throw stroop wafel at her and then bury her in more stroopwafel
R: 7 / I: 0
redditcacas…
R: 12 / I: 8
OMGSISAAAAAA
R: 68 / I: 20
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
R: 1 / I: 0
ORANGE FUCKER
R: 114 / I: 69
hello everypony im buying a new computer soon, enjoy the soymy
R: 27 / I: 6
THE CIA IS HIDING THE DEELZ THREMBO, EVEN THE JANNIES DELETE INFO ABOUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY GLOWIES
R: 4 / I: 1
Implying that Koos is slavic and Adam is central asian such as mongolian/kazakh, would they get into a fight?
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't think it's correct to portray them having the same height
Here are their actual heights
Coco - 180 cm/5'9
Maya - 170 cm/5,6
Mymy - 162 cm/5'3
There a lot of factors to that, such as dutch consuming a lot of dairy + Due to Coco being from SA she is definetely tanned and tanning makes bones stronger
R: 6 / I: 1
I've noticed that offsiters, whether it be sharty, 'cord or xitter, seem to often refer to zarty as a "dead site" or something along the lines of "almost dead, on the brink of death, no one uses it" even though the activity on zarty is the same as it's always been. what causes them to think like this?
R: 27 / I: 8

According to my calculations

Character preference of zarty users has really changed since last year
54% Prefer Maya
26% Prefer Mymy
13% Prefer Coco
7% Prefer other characters
R: 8 / I: 2
<spiteposting
<out blacklunged
<DFC
<mymyabuse
<Okay, you know what;
<begging for water
<niggerwiggle
<zoyim
</barbant/
<rangereplace
<pet nigger
<reelcaca
R: 29 / I: 11
i have 63 images about maya already! i love her so much!
R: 34 / I: 16
Post Maya images
R: 27 / I: 7

I Made Coco Antisemitic

The title says it all.
R: 20 / I: 3

إسلام

>لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
R: 2 / I: 0
Nothing wrong with this image
R: 26 / I: 4
What did she do for this fate?
R: 14 / I: 2
Here's Foenkie as angryjak. What do you think?
R: 1 / I: 0
>using the zarty
R: 35 / I: 5
I know Zoot's real identity
R: 36 / I: 4
It seems to me that Tutu misunderstood Massak's words about Maya's father Ravi. He is not a Hindu. He is half a native Indian from Suriname, which is still controlled by the Netherlands and everyone there speaks Dutch.
R: 18 / I: 3
ridi pagliaccio
R: 10 / I: 3
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond…
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
R: 35 / I: 4
What would the Zellig characters be ideologically
R: 7 / I: 0

How

How did Mymy get to Netherlands? I can't fucking understand im retarded 88 iq negro
R: 10 / I: 1

It's Heccin' Maya Day!!!!!

Holy shit, it's Maya Day, holy shit, holy fuck, oh my God!!!
R: 61 / I: 20

School Newspaper

did anyone translate this before?
R: 6 / I: 0
I was looking through friendshipjaks on the Sharty's 'ru and I found 3 'ligs on one page. Is the Sharty healing?
R: 129 / I: 42

Mymy's striking similarity to this character from a 2013 show

Just found about this thing
Did Massa simply have a copyright issue for reusing a design and kept the reason secret?
R: 6 / I: 2

Confrontation with a Tranny

>GIVE ME YOUR VAGI-NA-NA!
<WHAT THE ZELLIG I JUST WANTED TO BUY THIGH HIGH SOCKS THAT WERE CLEARLY MADE FOR WOMEN! NOT PERVERTED OLD MEN
>How DARE YOU you sick transphobic terf! SECURITY SECURITY THERE IS A TRANSPHOBE HARMING ME AAHHHHHHH
R: 43 / I: 20

Just reposting art I made

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
R: 20 / I: 2
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
R: 18 / I: 4
ITT sends songs Maya would probably listen to
R: 10 / I: 1
>ripping mymy's nipples off just because shes japanese and you're mongolian so that you avenge the mongolians who died in the japanese-caused-storm centuries ago