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R: 36 / I: 8

Cobson X mymy part 1

A shitty slide show story I made about the misadventures of Cobson n Chud but more specifically Cobsons love quest towards mymy
R: 45 / I: 9
🙃
R: 1 / I: 1
mymy won
R: 21 / I: 8
Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA
R: 0 / I: 0

Idea

Remake Bane plane scene but with zellig
CIA - Coco
Dr. Pavel - Vera
Bane - Mymy
R: 36 / I: 13
This took quite some time
R: 15 / I: 1

hello

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
i like sports
i like to hang out with my friends
i like to make jokes with my friends
i like to play videogames with my friends
i like to play videogames with my dad
my dad is so nice
i like to eat yummy food
i like meatballs
i like pasta
i like oil
i like to drink oil
i am an robot
so i need to drink oil,
to reduce friction
inside my body there are many moving parts
the gears spin around
good night
R: 154 / I: 59

zwabag

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling
R: 8 / I: 1
oldfags tell me about the history of the zarty
R: 14 / I: 5

Notice the pattern

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans
R: 7 / I: 1
>Coconstipation
R: 2 / I: 1
does anyone have the picture of the full ongezellig class roster
i need it
R: 12 / I: 4
laughing coco frog things i just made for no reason
R: 15 / I: 9
I need that one fucking picture mymy where she is in green suit on black background holding money
R: 31 / I: 12
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1m6au0v/what_you_think_about_soyzelligparty/
ITT, we laugh at what Redditcucks say about us
R: 13 / I: 5
>Hey Maya! Guess what!
<What?
>Poop!
<Huh?
>and Mayas dying!
<Wow ok, very funny, do you think you're some kind of comedian? Do you think you're fucking Bo Burnham or something? You're nothing. Making fucking jokes like that. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Like I have fucking depression and ADD and you just fucking harass belittle and make fun of me like what the fuck is your fucking problem?!? You stupid fucking bitch. You could've been my everything except no you just fucking attack me and my character over nothing. Like seriously? FUCK OFF.
>geg!
R: 339 / I: 126
https://ongezellig.com/
@schoppenbot
R: 19 / I: 4
im new here from the sharty is there anything i should know before i start posting?
R: 56 / I: 17

zellig iceberg

happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphere
<
ive already filled out a bunch of entries but we still need more so feel free to add some
[infogathered ranking]
0 = no clue
1 = no clue
2 = rough idea needs information
3 = information sufficient but more information is welcome
4 = information sufficient
R: 25 / I: 10
I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
R: 7 / I: 1
someone should make these gifs but with chudjak
R: 28 / I: 3
>This art style is so close to the original it could've been made by Massa ximself.
>In this 'toss Mymy uses "incels" as if it's a bad thing and she's not one herself.
>Implying that Mymy and possibly other characters could have been retconned to be shitlibs had Ongezellig not been cancelled.

These combined with what the official announcements say, nothing good would've come out of an Ongezellig official continuation.
R: 165 / I: 63

made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
R: 3 / I: 1
i made these
the image is an edited version of some random gook's zellig drawing
R: 47 / I: 15
TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 74 / I: 21

Choose your own ongezellig adventure

The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.
R: 38 / I: 5
when was the last bogey men list made? i feel like we should update it/make a whole new one, since some of the faggots are gone, and some new ones came in or something.

>saging OP
R: 16 / I: 4

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
R: 6 / I: 0
Nieuw zelligcuck
R: 7 / I: 0

VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.
R: 5 / I: 0
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh…"
"Th-this one…" [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say it"
"I'd like a… r-….rooty t-tooty…."
>"Say it like you mean it."
"I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-….f-fresh n… n fruity p-pancake please."
R: 404 / I: 283

confession thread

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy is transgender.
R: 13 / I: 5
Is Johnny rebel Zarty culture?
R: 68 / I: 19
🖤🧡
R: 14 / I: 8
zem on the log
R: 89 / I: 51
say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now
R: 57 / I: 25
>WE WUZ DUTCH AND SHEEEITTT
R: 9 / I: 0
I just realized mymy have the same color scheme as the old dutch flag
R: 48 / I: 12
zarty exclusive new 'toss
R: 106 / I: 29

Kanesucks / Justin

>Jannies deleted the Kane dox thread
Tongue my anus for siding with the reddit janny canuck you FNFpedo faggots
Email: kanesucks07@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzEXjS9L54p0UOPZwlORMbw
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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-12781358
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kanesucks/about
Cord server: dis cord.gg/y6xHRuYWPg
Discord: kanesucks
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Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Kane_sucks
Hypixel profile?: https://hypixel.net/members/kane_sucks.4988463/
Dead easter: https://x.com/WalkingKanelol
New easter: https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
Alt easter: https://x.com/CandyKaneLmfao
Gamejolt: https://gamejolt.com/@KaneSucks
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/kanesucks
Traderie: https://traderie.com/mm2/profile/1423840188/wishlist
Pinterest: https://ca.pinterest.com/kanesucks/
Idev profile?: https://idev.games/profile/KaneSucks
Incomplete email and phone number:
justin••••••••07@gmail.com
+1••••••••23
R: 12 / I: 3
AI Hope coming in a second
R: 55 / I: 30
Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
R: 8 / I: 2
Cleo had birthday on 2nd of July and no one remembered
PAY HER REPARATIONS NOW
R: 36 / I: 4
In today's SNCA headline RTerra is kill
https://x.com/Roos_Terra196/status/1945102192630788143?t=1Zv2-Pj30D-5lOrG2So1Vg&s=19
Anotha' bigly name in the 'cordmunity throwing in the towel
R: 14 / I: 3

im sorry

I really tried
R: 4 / I: 1
this is what the average Zaryan looks like
R: 158 / I: 36
ohnonononno what is this?????????? mymyniggers are cacapedoompaloompas??
R: 5 / I: 2
I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything…
R: 6 / I: 0

Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf
R: 12 / I: 3
Cleo win
R: 22 / I: 6
This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
R: 37 / I: 17

WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY

>SLAVЕRY!
R: 11 / I: 5
HD Peeb
R: 7 / I: 0
>Maya Gemson
R: 1 / I: 0
Foenkie in his infinite wisdom and having totally left Ongezellig behind, falls for the most obvious of baits
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1944494428682363044
Gem it up
R: 28 / I: 7
Does the Zarty like older foids?
R: 4 / I: 0
Oranje Boven!
R: 2 / I: 0
What song is this, sounds pretty cool
R: 100 / I: 24
Who would have been the best mommy?
R: 41 / I: 9

Racism and Socialization

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.
R: 25 / I: 8
>instant permban on sharty for posting hashbanned image
Guess I'm a splintercuck now. Load here takes a while and its a dnb. How am i gonna stim now.
<obligatory zellig from 'ru
R: 8 / I: 1
whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
R: 2 / I: 0

Correction:

if you spam 'P or any NSFW shit you dont belong on the zarty.
R: 20 / I: 2
>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
R: 78 / I: 38
if you dont like maya you dont belong on the zarty
R: 7 / I: 2
coco or lamassu who wins
R: 28 / I: 10

Beeg Changes in Massadownie

Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.
It might be a nothingburger, but 'corders in the satellite servers seem to think they're about to get rid of Ongezellig fanart/discussion from MD altogether.
R: 3 / I: 1
Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!
R: 3 / I: 0
ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck
R: 36 / I: 14
If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else
R: 26 / I: 11
You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler
R: 30 / I: 11
Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work
R: 7 / I: 2

GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS

Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.

Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.

The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.

One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.

VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.

The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.

"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.

UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.

"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.

The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.

De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.

The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.

ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!
R: 3 / I: 1
Everyone post Ws in the chat
R: 3 / I: 1
All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots
R: 52 / I: 17

iqs of zellings

Thinking about this all day. How much iq do you think each zellig sister has?
Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people.
R: 7 / I: 1
If the class was forced to participate in the squid games who would win?
R: 34 / I: 8
https://youtu.be/IMOl60XaH1w?si=d85rXtA15LjCBug9
Let's support new zaryan, brethren.
R: 24 / I: 7
Thought about making this for a while now. Finally sat down and made it in like 2 days. Haven't animated anything since middle school… A long time ago.
R: 44 / I: 12
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
R: 5 / I: 1

what if mymy was green

i like mymy but i think i'd like her better if she was green
R: 5 / I: 1
>hey Maya, would you like to participate in a fun family activity?
vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing
>at least somebody here knows how to have a good time!
R: 34 / I: 27

Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
R: 15 / I: 3
Maya Vril
R: 38 / I: 11
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak_Party_Video_Archive

>SPVA likes ongezellig
R: 4 / I: 1
№100000 will be shitty
R: 22 / I: 1
Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes
R: 14 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
R: 17 / I: 7

Zellings Irl

Post irl lookalikes of zellings itt
R: 9 / I: 2

Mymy's new boyfriend

What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend?
R: 41 / I: 39

Okay Zaryans time to unleash your drawing gems

Fill Coco's face
R: 8 / I: 1
American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.


I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.
R: 10 / I: 2
zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say)
R: 13 / I: 4

Project ROY

This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2.
R: 34 / I: 9
sisa
R: 8 / I: 1
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
R: 7 / I: 2
Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
R: 13 / I: 3
coco in a photo i took
R: 10 / I: 4

An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out

So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think?