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R: 15 / I: 6
some brazilian has just explained about the 'zellig stuff
R: 28 / I: 3
The Netherlands is a ‘zellig reference.
Only 1/3 of the country is white European and it’s not even Dutch.
The other 2/3 are from Asia and Africa.
R: 13 / I: 3
Today the creator of Dilbert has died
Back in the day 'bert was used as one of the countless anti-zellig spam images, guess he received the ultimate gender-care treatment
R: 3 / I: 1
new 'eel
R: 9 / I: 3
does anyone have the cocofrog laughing video
R: 106 / I: 20
are (You) archiving gemmy threads on soyzellig or are (You) letting them be lost to time forever? (when the site shuts down in September)
https://archive.md/
R: 5 / I: 0
>it's real
https://aguguland.online/
R: 18 / I: 5
I just ate 20 ibuprofen pills along with a swig of grape kool-aid, how fukt be my liver?
R: 3 / I: 0
Is ilse Jewish and if so how do y’all found out? I’m the retard guy from before and maybe I’m not digging too deep. I don’t mean this like (I hate them) or whatever I’m Js curious of how do y’all find stuff about the other characters blah blah yap yap
R: 1 / I: 0
Is ilse Jewish and if so how do y’all found out? I’m the retard guy from before and maybe I’m not digging too deep. I don’t mean this like (I hate them) or whatever I’m Js curious of how do y’all find stuff about the other characters blah blah yap yap
R: 56 / I: 12

Fix Maya

You need to fix Maya's issues. What would you do?
R: 7 / I: 2
quote finally shut it down
R: 2 / I: 1

idea

can some animaCHAD copy oniondweller's style and make an episode where Yana dies brutally?
R: 1 / I: 1
Nigga they're nuts
R: 33 / I: 9
my beautiful wife
R: 72 / I: 25
i love her so much… she's my everything.
R: 6 / I: 1
>The guy who watched Ongezellig back in 2021, and won't admit the damn thing's no longer fun
R: 43 / I: 15
mlem kitty
R: 46 / I: 9
if someone were to do an ongezellig animation series, how would you guys prefer the characters talk? Would you like it to be an AI english dub or characters to make random noises with subtitles like in undertale or animal crossing or something
R: 7 / I: 1
What did 'toss mean by this?
R: 431 / I: 159

Mymy

Mymy's family is probably poor or lower middle class
R: 16 / I: 4
This would be a gem if the person who made this vid wasn't a 'p drawing shitskin arttroon…
R: 1 / I: 0
gem from 2 months ago
R: 14 / I: 6
i used to think soymy was coal but ive grown to like it now
R: 6 / I: 1
ohnonononononononono what is this
R: 4 / I: 0
Dweller should hide every video including Yana so that the yurinegroes leak their clitties at it and lose interest
R: 8 / I: 0
>And then I delete the pool stairs while the black sim is in the water
R: 37 / I: 16
We now have all three, rejoice because our discord xisterinxs will goon their clitties to these
R: 71 / I: 50

Gartic Phone

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
R: 13 / I: 3
Dear zaryans I did as you said. (Don’t mind the shitty post office words)
R: 29 / I: 5
Hey guys, is it gem or coal?
R: 37 / I: 22

FNAF Thread

Imagine this
R: 6 / I: 3
ZWABAG
R: 33 / I: 7

IAS oc

Itt: we make new IAS 'ligs because nobody makes them anymore
We really need a ligified branigger btw
R: 6 / I: 0
am kinda busy covering russian c*mmie slogans on wplace with voc flag & mymy
R: 12 / I: 3
zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
R: 46 / I: 6
How do I make her real
R: 22 / I: 10

ADAM.

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
R: 38 / I: 8
https://youtu.be/GgsTNk0OiCw?si=gXjZ2bj1UTSm3qdI fresh 'tube animation
R: 144 / I: 33

We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy
R: 9 / I: 0
got banned on r/pedozellig, is this a sign to go outside ?
R: 39 / I: 21
ITT: we pet 'lig characters o algo
https://benisland.neocities.org/petpet/
R: 14 / I: 4
embedded 'y
R: 13 / I: 2
Be careful Im retarded so I put ts on a park UwU
R: 7 / I: 0

you know the drill

april 26
R: 61 / I: 9

i self insert as maya, and i wish coco was real


before reading just keep in mind im actually a girl im not trans and larping i can post proof but i’ll just get banned
i’ll be honest, i havent really been on this site much, usually just to troll or lurk, but after rewatching ongezellig i really see myself in maya. i wish there was a coco in my life that can save me from my loneliness.
ive grown up not totally isolated from my peers, but in recent years ive grown further and further from everyone my age, spending my days online, either on imageboards, talking to my small group of internet friends, or gooning. if coco was in my life, i’d thank her for trying so hard to help me, someone who is so far gone in my isolation. i dont think a man can fill this role. i need a true female connection, a girl who i can talk to freely and just have a female positive influence.
also picrel is funny because i have ADD but my online friends think i have autism
R: 8 / I: 5
WHY IS MAYA'S HAIR THE SAME COLOR AS A TVRKARYAN?
R: 14 / I: 4
in what ways can we incorporate zellig in the great meme reset of 2026?
R: 42 / I: 8
I love Mymy
R: 14 / I: 6

Zelligbros...

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSyPEqjVg/
Our response?
R: 16 / I: 4

Zellig multimedia thread

If you found something NOT from twitter and other places that already has dedicated threads, you can post these media here.
>Secret banned footage from southern Argentina, 1946
<Invalid wemb uploaded
Zoooooooooll!
R: 50 / I: 15

greetings fellow ongezellig enjoyers

i'm a newbie here, so i'm looking for anyone who'll teach and guide me on this website as i've mostly been using facebook, so this is unfamilliar to me. thanks. also, please give ongezellig arts
R: 12 / I: 2
>these stupid fucking choods are everywhere, can't a trans woman just groom children in peace? Here's my dni list UGH I can't even name them!
<You will NEVER be a woman, also Mymy hates trannies
>WHAT THE LE FUCCKKKK NOOOOOOO, BIGOOO-ACKKKKKK!!!!!
R: 2227 / I: 620
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 5 / I: 1
where is those version of mymy even from?
ive used it as a reaction image for like a year without knowing its source
R: 17 / I: 0

New Year 'lig 'tube

Join up zaryans
https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
R: 1 / I: 1
Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! Maak er wat van!
R: 0 / I: 0
It's just becoming a gemmy nu 'ar, and hopefully many more
This is also our fourth year
R: 1 / I: 0
>studio massa is an anagram for:
>soda autisms
R: 5 / I: 1
>IMMA FIRING MY MAYAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
R: 23 / I: 6

Yet another Doom Ongezellig mod

this one is old and I hadn't seen anyone really play it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8C0tB16a14
(embed because I can't post the raw file here)
R: 27 / I: 8
Newest AI brimstone machine just dropped.
https://censorslop.nyasu.workers.dev/
AI Gen Gooner captions with any image and instructions you give it.
>gooner antimatter, kys OP
There's a 'arty thread of 'teens raiding and making gemmy 'jak edits with it and making jannies leak.
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14612149.html
R: 3 / I: 1
hello i am the esl sml pedo, i laugh at your shit syte dying
heres my sml movie i work on
R: 7 / I: 5

music thread

Send any music related to 'zellig, covers or originals or ai, I also want to see older stuff
R: 3 / I: 1

Behold, the Evolution of memes

This is an old meme which belonged to redditor (cringe) but I updated it (it was around 5 years ago it was made)
R: 93 / I: 54
say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now
R: 9 / I: 2
IndiaZellig will always be a gem
R: 22 / I: 4

What's the worst deel?

I don't think this has been asked before, deel 6 kinda shit ngl because I said so
>unrelated image
R: 26 / I: 4
new 'eel
R: 23 / I: 2
zellig sissies……….
R: 7 / I: 1
This board needs a hero!
R: 172 / I: 65

made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
R: 12 / I: 3
'XED 'PED AND 'LED ANOTHER MEXIMUTT
Mrcbleck
>Crimes: [REDACTED]
Lives in Mexico, Nuevo Leon, Monterrey at ZIPCODE 64898 at IP 10.189.252.5
Is 28 years old and a porn addiction
General info
>Username
Mrcbleck
>Alt usernames
SpoopyDaGhost
>Real name
Jorge Lozano
>Email
count_bleck97@hotmail.com
>Password
deadmau5
mariobros
>Hashed Password
ebe828cc82eafa7b8d98034ec643826554f37024
>Salt
7UZjwGIg3iWJdyB79S6P
>Twitter
[REDACTED]
>Linktree
[REDACTED]
>His site (full of porn)
[REDACTED]
>YouTube
https://youtube.com/@mrcbleck
>TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/@mrcbleck
>Newgrounds
[REDACTED]
>Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/Mrcbleck
>Apparently this other porn scam site xhe owns (I removed the https so you don't accidentally click on it)
://mlondoll.com/?sca_ref=8254195.bqtayjpdehb.

MEXICO IN SHAMBLES

don't link porn on the zarty.
R: 98 / I: 27

New 'toss

New 'toss
R: 24 / I: 7
The 'gu made it to 'tok..
R: 29 / I: 5

zeggle devlog

hey, still here
this is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out
R: 11 / I: 5
>Maya, you did not pay the doordarshan channel bill
<GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING SIMS
R: 24 / I: 4

merry christmas

Im not sure how active we are anymore, but Merry Christmas and glory to the zarty, the sun will rise again
R: 59 / I: 18

Christmas

Merry Christmas, Zaryans, Maya, Mymy, and Coco. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas eve and day.
R: 188 / I: 76

writing SNCA

so because im tired of bumping a thread that has nothing to do with what it's being bumped for, ive created this thread instead to document my SNCA writing progress.
this thread will likely only include me, the peeb guy, and the obsessed guy or something (who will quote all of my messages and put a random image in an attempt to make me seethe [doe they are kinda funny o algo])
R: 6 / I: 1
<you should put a little more HEART into your posts! ❤️
>HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THIS HEART SO FUCKING HUGE?? WHY DOES IT HAVE A FACE???? WHY AM I HOLDING IT, WHAT THE FUCK???????
R: 11 / I: 4
>THE BEST THING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG IS THAT IT'S AN ANIME BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!!!! ISN'T THAT SO TROPE-DEFYING, IT REMINDS ME OF THE VALID TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY ALMOST, WHICH REMINDS ME OF ONION DWELLER WHO I WATCH EVERY NIGHT WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESAMA IN THE SONIC OST SOUNDFONT
R: 2 / I: 0
why so alive zartycacas? did a second wave of reelniggers come in or what
R: 2 / I: 0
>OH MY SCIENCE DID YOU JUST MENTION ONGEZELLIG!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>THAT SHOW IS SO HECKIN WHOLESOME POGGERS KEANU REEVES AWESOME SAUCERINO!?!?!!??!?!
>I LOVE WATCHING IT SOMETIMES WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S LOVE IS A STREAM IN THE NES SOUNDFONT, HOWEVER I PERSONALLY THINK ONION DWELLER CREATES BETTER WORKS THAT ARE SO WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS 100 RICK AND MORTYERINO AS THEY ARE A TRANS WOMAN!!!! WHILE MASSA IS A FILTHY NATIONALIST BIGOTED CHUD THEY CARED FOR DUTCH WHEN HE SHOULD'VE MADE IT AFRICAN-ONLY AS MY BVLL TYRONE'S CULTURE IS SO RICH WITH BEAUTY
R: 8 / I: 3
>OH MY GEZELLIG DID YOU JUST MENTIONED ONION DWELLER?!?!?!?!?!?!
>I LOVE WATCHING HIS VIDEOS WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BUT IN THE MARIO 64 SOUNDFONT WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY HECKIN NAZI INCEL WH*TE WIFE WITH HIS POWERFUL STRONG BBC!!!!!!!!!
>THE WAY HE UTILIZES 4:3 ASPECT RATIO REMINDS ME OF THE COMFY DAYS OF MY NINTENDO 64 BACK WHEN I WOULD IMAGINE BOWSER WAS A FILTHY WH*TE DEMON WHILE IMAGING MARIO AS STRONG BRAVE HOMOSEXUAL BLACK MAN INSTILLING IN ME FROM A YOUNG AGE A STRONG WILL TO SUPPORT THE BLACK RACE!!!!!!!!
>ANOTHER THING IS HOW SIMPLE HIS ANIMATION IS WHICH IS CAPABLE OF MINDBREAKING CLOSETED TRANSPHOBES!!!!! THE "BAD" ANIMATION THESE TRANSPHOBES DESCRIBE REMIND ME OF THE GENRE-DEFINING RETRO SHOOTER CRUELTY SQUAD WITH IT'S POST-STURCTURALIST COLOURSCHEME, WHICH SPEAKING OF COLOURSCHEME THAT REMINDS OF THE SPIDERVERSE AND HOW IT REVOLUTIONIZED ANIMATION WITH COLOURS THAT PORTRAY DEEP EMOTIONS!!!!!
>THE BEST PART OF ONION DWELLER IS THAT HE IS A VALID STUNNING TRANS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY AM I GIVING MONEY TO THE MEGACORPORATIONS BUT I'M ALSO GIVING IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS DESTROYING PATRIARCHICAL GENDER NORMS!!!!! I SOMETIMES LIKE TO IMAGINE HE IS A BLACK TRANS WOMAN INSTEAD OF A FILTHY WH*TE DEMON AND STILL HAS HIS BBC STRUCK ON WHICH IS A HUUUUUUGE TURN ON, CAUSE WHAT IS MORE REBELLIOUS TO THE CISGENDER WHITE HETEROPATRIARCHERINO THEN A TRANS BLACK WOMAN WITH A BIGGER DICK AND IQ THEN FILTHY WHITOID CISSY MEN!!!!!!!
R: 7 / I: 2
they will ALWAYS fall for it
R: 10 / I: 3
hi again zartybros
R: 18 / I: 3
New 'toss
R: 58 / I: 11
redditpedos will proclaim themselves "morally superior" to us, before proceeding to turn around and make art mocking a suicide of an army veteran because its """funny"""
>b-b-but you make fun of suicides too you hypocrite! argument invalid! chud owned!
yeah, because im sure the "morally superior" people would do the same shit as the "morally inferior" people
R: 6 / I: 2
why do predditors claim we infest the community when there's at max 10 people who use this website
>every redditard btw
R: 1 / I: 1
OH NO NO NO NO NO BELGIANCUCKS ARE WE REALLY TRANNIES
R: 28 / I: 9
zemerald
R: 2 / I: 2
>go to >>>/drenthe/ for low effort, Sharty tier threads.
R: 14 / I: 4
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
WE HAVE AN ENTIRE IB FOR YOU TO REIGN AND RULE OVER WITH YOUR FAVORITE ORANGE FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 32 / I: 3
>tfw no Mymy gf to kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas day
R: 6 / I: 0
I miss the Ongezellig fandom of 2023; the pilot hadn't been canceled yet and there was a lot of anticipation, plus there wasn't as much yuribait on TikTok.
R: 220 / I: 79

Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 32 / I: 4

/fic/ fanfiction general

post your shitty fanfictions here because there isnt a dedicated thread (at least not one i could find that was purely dedicated to it)
R: 59 / I: 25

Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.