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R: 19 / I: 9
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 1 / I: 0
what was zarty's old favicon before coco? does anyone have it?
R: 5 / I: 1
Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros
R: 30 / I: 15

maya-mutt thread

Black (OR BROWN) qween thread

post brownoids itt
R: 6 / I: 1
orange website
R: 16 / I: 2

[OC Art of my Rens obsession]

I fucking love this goddamn fucking Dutch nerd. I love him so much it makes my eyes leak. I can't stop fucking adoring him. I love this dude.
R: 127 / I: 47

Why is Coco such an aryan beast?

It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.

Why did Massa decide this?
R: 338 / I: 11

ITT: We write a nigger rap song one word at a time

I might make a song out of it after like a few months depending on how long this'll go.
I'll start:
Bitch
R: 34 / I: 3

mike

>102 pph
HOLY SHIT, WE'RE REACHED TO THE STARRR
R: 6 / I: 1

[OC ART]

man…i guess maya IS the ongezellig in question…
R: 12 / I: 3
Anything happened to y'all since you become a zaryan?
R: 4 / I: 0
I have a bunch of cropped images of the girls and other characters, how do I train my own AI to make images of them and other characters in the zellig style?
>arrow
R: 8 / I: 2
Fuck it, racemixing thread.

I love maya
I love mymy
I love cleo
R: 5 / I: 0
thank them for making, adopting, and taking care of the trio

Thanks guys :)
R: 2 / I: 0
>keyboard spam post
>5 responses
R: 8 / I: 5
maya bros this your sisa?
R: 12 / I: 2
What kind of thread would Roos Terra post if he used this website?
R: 26 / I: 10
Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
R: 31 / I: 5

Why does no-one pronounce Ongezellig right?

It's dutch so the g needs to be ɣ. Onɣezelliɣ. Everyone says "ongazellig" with a hard g instead of a guttural. It makes you sound like a retard.
R: 1 / I: 0
evan won
R: 5 / I: 3
>What could you expect
>From a little selfish femcel?
>Her whole nature as a mixed-race…
>Is like a curse!
>She's what you get
>When races are diverse:
>Her trembling eyes tell she's a mad,
>She would be only good if she was dead,
>She's vermin, as I said,
>And even worse!
>She's arrogant,
>Arrogant!
>Barely even human!
>Arrogant, Arrogant!
>She's not my sister anymore!
>She's not like you and me,
>Which means Maya is the Evil,
>We must make her normal to the core!
>She's unsocial,
>Unsocial!
>Dirty swarthy devil!
>Now we gonna fix her once and for all!
R: 2 / I: 0
Hi zaryans! can somebody remove all the tranny shit from this? Because it's a really cute image. I want to print it and hang it on my wall because it motivates me.
R: 9 / I: 1
I bless you all with another Mayerald, I recently got a book for drawing better, so my artstyle may shift a little as I keep drawing.
R: 13 / I: 3

Confessions general

Hello my fellow Z aryans. I've been browsing soyzellig for a while now, but haven't seen any confession threads yet. Since everyone is anonymous here I decided to make one.

Post your confessions here.
R: 31 / I: 6
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 5 / I: 2
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-children-from-chemical-and-surgical-mutilation/
>TTD is now real
HOLY SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT, I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL, TTD FOREVER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!
R: 6 / I: 2

Coco when she sees a chud

This is for all you Cocochuds
R: 9 / I: 1

Which province do the Schopenboers live in?

I'm just curious to which province the characters from ongezellig live. If I had to make a guess, I'd say Nord Brabant cucause of the pic of all the siblings at the Efteling theme park.
R: 3 / I: 0

Evrasian get

The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.

Sholmo Goldstein remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Russia, where he hides his valid trans sister Ruthensky from the clutches of the brutal Evrasian army.

As musclebound russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for degenerates, Sholmo will stop at nothing to protect sweet Ruthensky's live. In his long suit, and tiny hat, Sholmo gives his fragile jewish body to a gang of pitiless russian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Sholmo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable inferiority complexes.

Acclaimed author and philosopher Alexander Dugin presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the russian Dasein push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RVSSIAN KINGS have their way with Sholmo's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of evrasian bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of EVRASIAN FUTURE, the first book in Alexander Dugin's brand new series.
R: 5 / I: 0
omgsisasa oh my gosh she is such a sandwich artist
R: 15 / I: 5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SHEMALES
R: 10 / I: 8

Kike Day

Today we remember the fact that absolutely nothing ever happened 80 years ago, and that we were all psyoped. Post kikeralds
R: 15 / I: 2

Translation of Massadrama

Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.

-Mr T from the A-Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNtDXjYDb0
R: 12 / I: 1
This proves once again the the zarty is the most stable splinter
R: 2 / I: 1
>OH IM A ZARTYCUCK
>YES IM A ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A ZARTYFAIL
>YES IM A ZARTYFAIL
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYFAIL
>OH -ACK!
R: 36 / I: 5
the last part of the maya comic dropped
R: 7 / I: 1


>mfw my mother cosplayed as mymy from ongezellig 10 years before having me
R: 14 / I: 2

Maya will never be Aryan

Why does she insult pure Aryans such as Coco? She must learn her place as the cud of society.
R: 13 / I: 10

The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.
R: 11 / I: 1
/co/omers trying to EPI zaryans?
R: 78 / I: 25
this gem will always be the absolute zenith of Zarteikultur
R: 8 / I: 3
XD
R: 80 / I: 32
'aya on the 'og
R: 113 / I: 62
https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now

(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)
R: 0 / I: 0
Ooh, i can post something on sharty with VPN's proxies. Maybe its temporarily, but i'll give a shot.
R: 2 / I: 0
Would any of you chvds bleach Cleo?
R: 3 / I: 0
>>close friend
>According to who, out of curiosity? If darkie is the only one saying it, it should probably be taken with a grain of salt. For all we know, he could be a random fanboy that happened to be the closest one when Massa needed someone to set up the pisscord, and now darkie thinks they're bff's
>Empty space
>On a somewhate related note, stuff like this is why noone should bother with pisscords, it always ends up with the least suited people worming their way into power and subsequently devolve into clique shit, agenda pushing and mod fellating contests for powergrabs.
Another oldGOD trvthnvke I've accidentally found in a forgotten 4cuck thread
R: 21 / I: 14

Jean Marie Le Pen

I hate ongezellig
R: 5 / I: 3
Agugu
R: 8 / I: 5

Leakerald

Someone just leaked the emojis and stickers from 'donie
https://t.co/KnRgDz4yId
R: 50 / I: 38
upload massa and foenkie's photos to this to see what AI has to say about them
https://theyseeyourphotos.com/
R: 18 / I: 5
now that the 'artys doomsday clock has been set in motion i would like to say that i have always thought ongezellig was kino
R: 3 / I: 1
agugu
R: 21 / I: 1
so where did everyone go? it's dead on sharty, it's dead on here, where did all you niggers go?
R: 14 / I: 7

/Vera/

Post Veraralds
R: 78 / I: 25
I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie.
R: 63 / I: 35
I'll just leave this for newfags, they won't understand, I know for sure.
R: 5 / I: 1
agugu gemeralds
R: 4 / I: 1
so, uh, that just happened
R: 29 / I: 4

December 15th preparation thread

>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event?
R: 5 / I: 0

im new to this place what do i do

im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that
R: 11 / I: 5
Zaryan makes a solid point r/zellig and makes the mods piss themselves
R: 31 / I: 4
Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue.
R: 13 / I: 1

Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
R: 23 / I: 12
Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
R: 2 / I: 1
2 bees over a sea
R: 6 / I: 1
Evrazian quads
R: 14 / I: 2
Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :]
R: 27 / I: 4
Can somebody please behead elon musk
R: 6 / I: 0
do zaryans also like radiohead?
R: 43 / I: 3
I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig
R: 27 / I: 7
why is maya the least liked out of the trio?

i look like this and say this by the way
R: 10 / I: 4
Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG
R: 16 / I: 4
post adult agugu in this thread
R: 7 / I: 1
/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
R: 5 / I: 0
I hate massa because he made 2/3s of the characters non-white.
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him?
R: 22 / I: 11

r/Ongezellig has fallen

Open r/ongezelliig
Sees post ACK

Bilions must downvote
R: 3 / I: 2
>meh blondie
>tall, blonde, white, normie girl AND she is from AFRICA of all places? Oy vey!
>hoi maya! unt hrt und beebeenzee? das ist gut!
>bvilt for BIC o qualcosa
>a basic jewish bitch bimbo boer
>I can't racebait
>germanic slut
>needs a queen of spades tattoo
>needs to get de-koloniseerd
>snowbunny
>wasp wasp wave
>canonically transhearts niggers
>but reddit said you are a niggelover!
>TND? Total Nazi Death?
>colonizer
>foreign invader!
>the literal african
>T50 refugee
>she is probably inbred though
>go back to Africa
>kakies told me you are mixed
>dutch redneck
>christcuck
>regular 1st world white european female
>stupid and air-headed
>retarded and naive
>the full of feigned concern voice
>she goes where the wind blows
>normalkike
>stacy
>attention whore
>mommyissues bait personality
>she is literally psychopathic
>PTSD
>technologically illiterate
>what are you, like, mongol or something?
>can't even recognize porn lol
>unwanted weeskind
>this bitch neraly killed Maya
>seems she beats the shit out of Maya
>muh cat!
>disney princess
>shut your mouth, orphan!
>don't talk to me, together I feel more alone
>krijg de typhus
>she just doesn't believe I can do it by myself!
>rather no friends than no parents
<Moet jou nie ontstel oor skelms, jou kwel oor goddelose mense nie, want 'n slegte mens het nie 'n toekoms nie; die lewenslig van die goddeloses word uitgedoof.
<Proverbs 24:19-20.
R: 15 / I: 5

It's over

https://www.weights.gg/models/clm730v461cw9cctcfckeb08d
The weights ai model for Maya was removed
R: 4 / I: 2
To anyone that has a banned Shitter account, word around the street is if you format it as a begging, desperate Indian man you will get unbanned.
Post results if it works.
<mandatory zellig image
R: 6 / I: 3
hello there how are you doing today
happy friday
R: 2 / I: 0
only 1 mom can take care of all the agugus
R: 30 / I: 5
>creates subxeddit about le zarty
>YVO WILL NOT POST SOY CULTUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 41 / I: 6
Why is the sharty such a shithole?
R: 4 / I: 3
NINTENDO SWITCH
NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU JAMAL IM NOT GONNA QUIET DOWN WHILE YOU MASSAGE MY WIFE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
R: 2 / I: 0
joooj chlope
R: 1 / I: 0
Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.
R: 10 / I: 3
>Zaryans, 2023
>Oh, I can't upload this video? It's gemmy enough for the Zarty, I will convert it to .webm while also making it under 25 megabytes so it won't buffer once! I'm so excited to share my OC
<Zaryans, 2025
<we spam post 60 niggabyte unloadable bloated mp4 saar you must store huge file bigger than my biwisi. also i can upload cord and twitter memes easier now due to the mp4 update thank you so much zoor you will always be a gem
R: 79 / I: 25
New Mymy cosplay just dropped
R: 10 / I: 6
Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
R: 328 / I: 100

ZelligCraft

Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out so
heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
R: 11 / I: 2
zooty zooty ban christianity, islam and judaism
R: 16 / I: 3

/TKG/ Troon Killing General

-How do I harass more troons?
-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
R: 2 / I: 1
Why does mymy want waffles despite waffles being belgian?
R: 13 / I: 1
Hey zaryans,

I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:

1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.

5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.

I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
R: 35 / I: 7
Is it good?
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soymy
R: 2 / I: 0
whats up with the booru thats just ‘p? it seems inactive but has alot of posts. is it official or fan made?
R: 50 / I: 12
Why do you people say that "maya and mymy built for bwc and coco built for bbc"? Let me remind you that they're 16 years old and age of consent is 18. As I remember, Zoot set the age limit to 18 so this site is already smoked.
R: 46 / I: 24

Sloplig general thread

Post your sloplig here