R: 40 / I: 10
What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg
What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg
R: 13 / I: 2
mayawin
mayawin
R: 18 / I: 5
Hey, (You).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.
Hey, (You).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.
R: 4 / I: 1
Coco Singing on a boat
Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!
R: 12 / I: 2
tfw the log is yellow
tfw the log is yellow
R: 10 / I: 2
Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching
Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching
R: 32 / I: 21
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
Gartic Phone
Drawing GEMS ONLYhttps://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
R: 9 / I: 5
Coco is a menace and she has the racist genocidal afrikaner gene
Never forget
Friendly reminder that Massa himself confirmed that Coco's father was a AWB militant who fought in Rhodesia, Angola and Namibia and was in the 1994 Bophuthatswana crisis with Terre'Blanche and that he was killed by ex-FRELIMO and ANC guerrilla fighters for raping and killing hundreds of blacks and coloureds during his time in the SADF.Coco is a menace and she has the racist genocidal afrikaner gene
R: 9 / I: 0
TOTAL HAGWAFFEN TAKEOVER
It happened here…
R: 16 / I: 0
This is quite possibly the greatest thing I ever spent 30 dollars on
This is quite possibly the greatest thing I ever spent 30 dollars on
R: 6 / I: 0
/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages
/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages
R: 17 / I: 7
Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.
Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.
R: 11 / I: 2
>Mayar look
>Mayar look
R: 9 / I: 0
Why are all these 6 month old threads getting bumped?
Why are all these 6 month old threads getting bumped?
R: 22 / I: 2
'assa'cord mods are paranoid
I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
R: 35 / I: 28
gifs
can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
R: 30 / I: 1
I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.
Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.
The base features are
Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
Dropheads
Silkspawners
Console support
Android support
It'll also be the latest version due to Bedrock cacas.
Also I'll make another thread once the server starts with tutorials on how to start the server and pirate minecraft
(Jannys say your 'craft name and ill give you OP)
/CRAFT/
A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.
Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.
The base features are
Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
Dropheads
Silkspawners
Console support
Android support
It'll also be the latest version due to Bedrock cacas.
Also I'll make another thread once the server starts with tutorials on how to start the server and pirate minecraft
(Jannys say your 'craft name and ill give you OP)
R: 4 / I: 1
el goblina…
el goblina…
R: 7 / I: 1
why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
R: 5 / I: 1
How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas
How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas
R: 46 / I: 17
Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma
WARNING TO Y'ALL
Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma
R: 10 / I: 4
NIGGA, she is NUTS!
NIGGA, she is NUTS!
R: 2 / I: 0
how old is maya
how old is mayas mom
R: 29 / I: 10
Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.
R: 5 / I: 0
Should we try to set up a colony on the sharty Minecraft server?
Should we try to set up a colony on the sharty Minecraft server?
R: 74 / I: 3
Ongezellig Visual Novel
I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
R: 5 / I: 0
>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
R: 3 / I: 1
I tried
I tried
R: 7 / I: 1
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
Which characters are or may be autistic?
My guesses areKiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
R: 4 / I: 0
my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school
my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school
R: 6 / I: 2
>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
R: 32 / I: 7
so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
R: 4 / I: 1
>
<*cleo walks in*
<DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
>
<*cleo walks in*
<DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
R: 39 / I: 6
==NEW MASSA==
Get in here of zoiets
R: 11 / I: 3
…
…
R: 7 / I: 1
do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
R: 82 / I: 44
coco frog thread
coco frog thread
R: 13 / I: 6
>…
<Maya…
>…
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>…
<Maya.
>…
<Maya!
>…
<Maya…
>…
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>…
<Maya.
>…
<Maya!
R: 37 / I: 15
MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
R: 11 / I: 1
What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
R: 2 / I: 1
maya fish
maya fish
R: 40 / I: 6
Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review
https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review
https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
R: 20 / I: 3
>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
R: 8 / I: 1
can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
R: 26 / I: 4
zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
R: 10 / I: 2
what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
R: 99 / I: 15
Man, what is there to do here anymore? Every thread I click on feels like groundhog day same recycled bait, same desperate raids, same half-baked memes that nobody even laughs at anymore. It’s like we’re all trapped in this endless loop of necrotic board rot, squatting on the carcass of Ongezellig as maggots feasting on whatever scraps we can find. Half of this place is lost in goon-fests, drooling over the girls, and the other half is drowning in a sea of cope, clinging to the tiniest rumors that the show will come back or “project roy will save us.” Spoiler: none of that is gonna happen, and we all know it.
It’s brutal watching people spam the same tired catchphrases, begging for any scrap of new content when the show’s been dead for long time. the catalog is littered with ghost threads that never even get bumped. You’d think by now someone would have the decency to let the place die, but no we’re addicted to the decay. Refresh, post, cope, repeat.
I don’t have anything else anymore. Gaming used to fill the void, but even that feels hollow when I’m constantly checking my phone for a hint of activity here. I’ve watched friendships fracture over who’s “more loyal” to Ongezellig, and I even caught a friend getting off to the old booru. That’s how twisted this rot has gotten people losing all sense of perspective, staring at pixels like they’re a lifeline.
No spark, no creativity just endless sludge. Every once in a while someone tries to stir up hype with a “fan made content,” only to be a lazy loser. Then the vultures swarm the thread, dragging it through the muck until there’s nothing left.
I’m done. I’m tired of clicking refresh, tired of the stale memes, tired of the cope. This board is a mausoleum, a tomb for a show that’s long since rotted away. Why keep feeding on the carcass when there’s nothing left but bones? It’s time to let Ongezellig and ourselves rest.
Man, what is there to do here anymore? Every thread I click on feels like groundhog day same recycled bait, same desperate raids, same half-baked memes that nobody even laughs at anymore. It’s like we’re all trapped in this endless loop of necrotic board rot, squatting on the carcass of Ongezellig as maggots feasting on whatever scraps we can find. Half of this place is lost in goon-fests, drooling over the girls, and the other half is drowning in a sea of cope, clinging to the tiniest rumors that the show will come back or “project roy will save us.” Spoiler: none of that is gonna happen, and we all know it.
It’s brutal watching people spam the same tired catchphrases, begging for any scrap of new content when the show’s been dead for long time. the catalog is littered with ghost threads that never even get bumped. You’d think by now someone would have the decency to let the place die, but no we’re addicted to the decay. Refresh, post, cope, repeat.
I don’t have anything else anymore. Gaming used to fill the void, but even that feels hollow when I’m constantly checking my phone for a hint of activity here. I’ve watched friendships fracture over who’s “more loyal” to Ongezellig, and I even caught a friend getting off to the old booru. That’s how twisted this rot has gotten people losing all sense of perspective, staring at pixels like they’re a lifeline.
No spark, no creativity just endless sludge. Every once in a while someone tries to stir up hype with a “fan made content,” only to be a lazy loser. Then the vultures swarm the thread, dragging it through the muck until there’s nothing left.
I’m done. I’m tired of clicking refresh, tired of the stale memes, tired of the cope. This board is a mausoleum, a tomb for a show that’s long since rotted away. Why keep feeding on the carcass when there’s nothing left but bones? It’s time to let Ongezellig and ourselves rest.
R: 6 / I: 2
we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
R: 4 / I: 1
Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment
Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment
R: 6 / I: 1
zellig
found a pretty cool art of mymy being a yakuza or some shit, I think the guy who made is sim_real or “similachu”
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
NAZ hours
A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
R: 35 / I: 11
xhe is gonna win… trvst…
xhe is gonna win… trvst…
R: 3 / I: 0
<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.
On Ongezellig Fanfiction: General Questions and Thoughts, Your Ideas
Hail, Zaryans<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.
R: 1 / I: 0
What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that
What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that
R: 26 / I: 6
also make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/
/algodoo/
put every physics gem in herealso make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/
R: 0 / I: 0
ALL MY NIGGAS KEEP RISING TO THE TOP
ALL MY NIGGAS KEEP RISING TO THE TOP
R: 12 / I: 3
>close to 100000
>everyone suddenly shuts the fuck up
>close to 100000
>everyone suddenly shuts the fuck up
R: 1 / I: 1
SKIBIDI PEEB
SKIBIDI SKIBIDI PEEB
SKIBIDI PEEB
SKIBIDI SKIBIDI PEEB
R: 194 / I: 63
my niggerlicious fancomic
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
R: 20 / I: 7
>Waar bemoei jij mee?
<Wat- *Coco dies*
>Krijg de typhus.
That's not only kino but also canon btw.
>Waar bemoei jij mee?
<Wat- *Coco dies*
>Krijg de typhus.
That's not only kino but also canon btw.
R: 5 / I: 0
those who slow 💀
those who slow 💀
R: 1 / I: 0
<Only REAL GEMMY trvecels can post on this thread
<Only REAL GEMMY trvecels can post on this thread
R: 4 / I: 1
tfw you fill maya's backpack with bricks and push her off of a bridge and she drowns
tfw you fill maya's backpack with bricks and push her off of a bridge and she drowns
R: 7 / I: 1
What kind of music do you think each of the 'zellig girls listen to?
What kind of music do you think each of the 'zellig girls listen to?
R: 55 / I: 21
Raiding and trolling /co/ is a site culture. Don't believe what nuadmin says, he's 100% nusoi.
'zellig /co/ moment thread pt2
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.Raiding and trolling /co/ is a site culture. Don't believe what nuadmin says, he's 100% nusoi.
R: 3 / I: 2
Ohnononono cocosissies
Ohnononono cocosissies
R: 6 / I: 1
Ohnononono cocosissies
Ohnononono cocosissies
R: 22 / I: 4
If soyteens can meet up in Jew York, why can't we put something similar together?
ZelligCon
What if we made our own zellig meetup somewhere in the US? (Sorry Evrocacas)If soyteens can meet up in Jew York, why can't we put something similar together?
R: 25 / I: 7
smug little fuck
smug little fuck
R: 4 / I: 0
>some stupid shit about maya dying of zoiets
>some stupid shit about maya dying of zoiets
R: 19 / I: 12
Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?
Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?
R: 5 / I: 0
this makes me wanna die
this makes me wanna die
R: 10 / I: 2
>Nigga Lamp
>Nigga Lamp
R: 9 / I: 0
There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
Fin.
Anti-Coco Story for you Cocoalfags
There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
Fin.
R: 10 / I: 3
>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
*Maya dies*
>GEG!
>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
*Maya dies*
>GEG!
R: 7 / I: 0
why so dead cococucks?
why so dead cococucks?
R: 3 / I: 1
Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address
Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address
R: 4 / I: 1
>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!
>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!
R: 4 / I: 1
Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
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I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
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What's wrong with the ones I made?
Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
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I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
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What's wrong with the ones I made?
R: 6 / I: 1
poop and maya dying
poop and maya dying
R: 11 / I: 2
When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her
When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her
R: 27 / I: 9
tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya
tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya
R: 86 / I: 20
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
Theory
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
R: 3 / I: 1
let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.
let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.
R: 13 / I: 0
Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?
Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?
R: 4 / I: 2
'Ate coal
Simple as.
Our Mymy
Luv gems'Ate coal
Simple as.
R: 10 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans
♡ love u
thats all i had to say
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans
♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 23 / I: 2
They still remember him, geg
They still remember him, geg
R: 5 / I: 0
should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/
should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/
R: 49 / I: 10
tfw you kill Maya and she dies
tfw you kill Maya and she dies
R: 120 / I: 15
Mayamails animation collab
since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
R: 6 / I: 1
tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes
tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes
R: 0 / I: 0
failraid award gegggg
failraid award gegggg
R: 9 / I: 1
>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND…
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.
>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND…
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.
R: 29 / I: 15
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn
Gem potential
Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn
R: 12 / I: 3
Zelty OC dump
Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting
R: 50 / I: 9
The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?
The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?
R: 11 / I: 0
How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
Dutch woman pulling thread
I need a dutch wife ffs.How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
R: 9 / I: 3
I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
R: 9 / I: 0
This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams
This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood