Catalog (/zellig/)

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Mymy's eyes shot wide open, her mouth falling agape as she heard the dreaded word "België". She recoiled slightly, her nose wrinkling up in disgust.

"…BELGIË?" She spat out the word like it was poison on her tongue, her voice dripping with disdain and revulsion.

She leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms over her small chest as she eyed the Belgian student up and down with a critical gaze, her blue contacts glinting with a mixture of anger and contempt.

"Well… isn't that just fucking perfect," she muttered under her breath, before plastering a fake, forced smile on her face.

"And here I thought we were finally rid of the Belgian scum infesting our schools. Guess I was wrong," she said with a bitter laugh, shaking her head.

She turned away from the Belgian with a huff, her ginger bob swishing behind her as she faced the front of the class, her shoulders hunched in a clear sign of her displeasure at having to sit next to a Belgian.

Throughout the rest of the lesson, Mymy made no effort to hide her disdain for the Belgian, occasionally shooting them dirty looks or muttering under her breath about 'fucking Belgians'. It was clear that being seated next to a Belgian student from her hated neighboring country was the last thing the patriotic Dutch nationalist wanted.

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Markeb comic

Will move posting that xitter pencil 'mic from xitteralds thread to this one, as it seems its pretty stable project unlike other ones that get dropped after 2 pages.

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REMEMBER SOYTEENS!!!!!

Ongezellig is a Jewish psyop to control Aryan minds in depression, making a high quality show and never releasing more episodes for Aryans to get depressed so they never make the Aryan revolution of 2030, WAKE UP!

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Margepill me who is terra cause im a nuzartycaca

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hi guys

hi guys I drew mymy guys I hope that you like it guys

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MAYA VVON

=TOTAL MAYA CARE!=

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WHO WINS THIS FIGHT?

ORANGE CUTIE
VS PURPLE BITCH

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If Maya was genderbent would he(she) be called Aztec?

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My jeet father beat the living FUCK out of me part 2.
<reddit space
This is a continuation of my thrilling ass whooping through the hands of my father few months after he discovered the contents of soyzellig on my computer. I made a thread about that too.
<reddit space
I was busy scrolling through zarty as usual even though my dad forbade me to scroll on here. I'll cut to the chase. He absolutely demolished and twisted my nips after finding out I was browsing on here again. He stripped me naked like a kike in a concentration camp and I had to scramble to quickly hide my Maya goon collection printouts in my ass so my dad doesn't finds it. He still beat me with a leather belt and shoes mutilating and disfiguring parts of my body. Im mindbroken. I think I clenched my butt too hard which made me swallow those maya goon pics up my hole. Well atleast that is safe. I have been abused and destroyed absolutely crumbling my thoughts on my sexuality and now I identify as non-binary. Maya will cuddle with me irl and give me affirmations for my speedy recovery.

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REDDIT TROLL

I posted the pastas. How will soyboys respond? Watch while you can, zaryans
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1k8hstv/what_is_this_i_decided_to_go_on_an_ongezellig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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How would maya feel if she was shot by a obese dravidian pajeet troon from belgium

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new 'eel

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my exams are fucking over and coal content will resume NIGGERS…(i need ideas). Jeet this side btw.

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Interesting message from Maya's VA

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.

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it's literally impossible to enter the sharty with tor or a vpn right now. you can't even lurk it doesn't even let you in the site. how did it get this bad?

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Darkerst coal ever extracted from the deepest depths of niggerhell

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Cleo is having a gang war with moroccan mafia, only in Drenthe💀💀💀💀💀

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xitter brimstone detected

RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!

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Where do Maya's imaginary friends come from?

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Guessing ethnicities of 'lig cast

so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE

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New 4/20 toss

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Which artstyle do we like more?

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Zarties are in, stroopwaffels are out

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What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died

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Would Mymy get laser surgery to make her eyes blue?

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What if Coco but nut, Coconut?

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>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese

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Are Mymy and Maya lactose tolerant?

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i want to see what the stars look like, let me out of this hell

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The mad lad actually did it…

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>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:

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Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL

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Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry

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Ilse looks too much like Anne Frank

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How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life?

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These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

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I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.

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wordswordswords a nothingstroopwaffel

why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.

Mayagods am i the only one like this?

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ching chong chingy ching chong chong

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missed coco

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cocoCOONS strike again…

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pure kino

those who know

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sharty /qa/
https://sp2022.soyjak.wiki/qa/catalog.html

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4/20 has passed but whatever, i require someone to make a drawing where Cleo buys weed from Yfke

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goth mymy

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why has no one ever tried to create a sharty /qa/ splinter? im guessing it's becuase sharty /qa/ in it's heyday was just a few users and we're all split between multiple splinters now

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fuck foenkie and all the discordniggers massadoniecucks that lurk the zarty 24/7 to look out for their 'cord friends and """protect""" them, you fucking APPEAR """""coincidentally""""" whenever anything happens. i guess i know where the occasional coalposting comes from now

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THEY ARE FUSING STOP THE TEST ABORT ABORT

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Nufag here, WTF is a nigglerwiggle

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If maya ever gives birth the child will be an absolute mutt shitskin and would look something like that

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why couldn't massa or whoever composed the music have made this song louder?

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site

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NEVER FORGET

NEVER FORGET THE DOLLIST GENOCIDE OF ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY
NEVER AGAIN WILL 1.5 MILLION ZARYAN CHILDREN BE TURNED INTO COAL AND SPROKE

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New 'eel

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what would happen if mymy started a thing against Belgians

make a story in the replies lol

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Oh my fucking God! What the faggot did to her!

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wtf am i doing with my life

> goon for 4 hours
> build magic deck at 2 am
ts sum bs maya would do why am i doing this with my life.

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SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?

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Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.

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is it just me or the way some of the cast are drawn is mildly pony inspired. From the side profiles atleast. especially considering massa was a big clopper

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Why aren't you chuddies taking advantage of the great 'cuck drought and not shilling soyzellig to rapefugees?

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RusGOD

Evrasian get

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unknown author

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bifbibi ascici cicic si bi site

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Got kush all in my lungs
Get high like Cheech and Chong

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When was the last time (You) watched Zellig? You should be watching Zellig daily. Be in a constant state of 'ligging at all times. You VVILL watch it right now!!!

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How do we contain this and keep our community safe zaryans?

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new toss

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Can someone make a zellig screamer

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learning luau right now

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i wanna cosplay as mymy someday
but the 190cm is not gonna help doebeit

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gugus when they hear mama say "doctor" "appointment" and "vaccine" while talking on the phone in the other room

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oy vey

hey there zaryans! i wanted to kindly request that (YOU) send me all material there is about the layout of the 'zellig rooms and everything like the fucking uh idk how to explain and it sounds a bit weird but i promise it's for a good reason and if i won't be a lazy little fuck there might something come out of this but who knows, people send all material that could shows designs/rooms from the show, and just sets in general all we know, for example maya's room coco's and so on, classroom everything you have that can help layout shit or whatever is good, i may not tell what this is for just yet but i promise it'll be worth it as long as i'll actually go through with muh plan please help out.

tldr; send me images/anything that shows blank/easy to view rooms and plans of the sets from 'zellig like rooms and buildings and anything in between need it for a project that i can not talk about yet because i have no clue if anything is going to ever happen, please help out.

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LGBTQ+ Inclusion

Hello, one of the admins here.

We've been discussing in our Discord and came to the conclusion that we should be a lot more welcoming to minorities (gays, transgenders, queers, black, etc.) of any new fan of zellig that comes here.
So from now on, any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry is NOT tolerated and will result in a ban with no form of appeal. Please inquire any messages you have about our new inclusion policies ITT. Thank you.

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i have a picture of mymy taped to my wall and i regularly put my cigarettes out on her forehead

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Who has the drawing of mymy in boy mode?

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Someone give me a picture of foenkie unedited o algo

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>He has risen
erm… marge?

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I shouldn't have put the Easter egg in the fridge. I almost broke my teeth.

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What is the average age for this site's users

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were oldGODS in the wrong for making 'tosses like this?

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I've lost interest in 'Zellig for the past few months and I want to get back into it again, so please use every glowie tactic to train my mind into being obsessed again.

Also, Happy Easter! He has risen!

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My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood

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die

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Quite possibly the rarest 'assa artpieces never-before-seen until now.

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Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!

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What would be the favorite club of each of the sisters?