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R: 4 / I: 3

Wtf fr??

Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??
R: 24 / I: 8
new 'lig 'insert from twitter
R: 7 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 23 / I: 10
New 'toss
R: 3 / I: 3
hallo
R: 24 / I: 4
shitty discord site loooool
R: 10 / I: 1
The real Deel 12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG315rq2Es
R: 6 / I: 0
As an American, should I learn Dutch? Will Dutch people laugh at me when I tell them I learned their language because of an obscure internet cartoon?
R: 24 / I: 16

FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY!
R: 32 / I: 10
https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/78767.html
I don’t get it. Because some outsiders pay a drawfag who probably knows about the situation of the community to draw the smut of Ongezellig, does that make them doxx worthy?
If so then why don’t we start doxxing anyone who draw ongezellig rule34?
R: 4 / I: 0
Is this font in pic-related downloadable anywhere or is it custom made by Massa himself?
If it's the latter, how would I go about recreating it?
R: 6 / I: 1
rare 'toss
also zoooot fix the 'ru i couldnt upload this there
R: 3 / I: 2
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
R: 15 / I: 5

drawing requests

i'm feeling like drawing some 'zellig related things, i'm not the best artist so don't expect anything insane.
R: 1 / I: 0
/Zellig2/ just released
https://soyjak.party/qa2/
R: 7 / I: 1
I don't really like how Coco is presented in the show, to be honest. Of course, most of these problems are caused by the fact that the pilot was released in parts over the course of a few years, but it's still a bit of a problem for me.
Is Coco meant to be a dumb blonde archetype? Is she meant to be perfect, smart, and nice? It seems to set up both of these, and they contradict each other at times. This is evident even in just the first deel, with Coco not knowing how to use computers and thinking tentacle hentai is a real part of Japanese history, but also knowing about landscape artists and painters.
Coco is interesting, so I hope in Episode 2, most of these problems will be fixed and it will be fully decided what her character is actually supposed to be.
R: 3 / I: 1
one oc I made probably in 2021
R: 7 / I: 2
wassup guys I'm trying to find a comic strip that was shared here a while ago of Maya using some shampoo and revealing her having like red hair or something? spent like 3 hours looking for it.
R: 10 / I: 9
I'm feeling a bit down because all my family is drunk on New Years and I'm a teetotalGOD. Can we get a Maya thread to cheer me up?
R: 0 / I: 0
Incomprehensible ahh poster
R: 5 / I: 5

Mymy EAFC24 card

i had nothing to do so i made this
R: 10 / I: 2

Do you think Joyce ter Stege (Mymy's VA) knows about all the gems made with "her" AI voice?

If she doesn't, which is likely, do we want her to know?
R: 7 / I: 3

What would you do?

What would you do if you see maya smoking a blunt?
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IS THIS REALLY WHAT ZELLIGGERS DO ALL DAY??? hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahah

nuzelligcacas cant compete
R: 12 / I: 3
new toss
R: 0 / I: 0

New Year

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!
R: 2 / I: 0

watch out

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one
R: 3 / I: 0
Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex
R: 0 / I: 0
>10k views on 1M day
🤯
R: 3 / I: 1
999,825 views
R: 5 / I: 1
oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year
R: 15 / I: 7

'p models (you can't make this up)

Zaryans? Our response?
R: 2 / I: 0

/YWNBAP/

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 4 / I: 0
<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
R: 3 / I: 1
GEEEEEEEEG
R: 5 / I: 0
Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
R: 3 / I: 2
Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
R: 9 / I: 3
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 2 / I: 0
Spin.
R: 6 / I: 0
WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
R: 6 / I: 4
I love the Zarty!
R: 4 / I: 1
You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>
R: 4 / I: 3
I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing…
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
R: 5 / I: 2
<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
R: 7 / I: 2
<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 8 / I: 1
Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
R: 3 / I: 0
kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
R: 3 / I: 1

ZVO

Mymy's immediate reaction to Maya's service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine
R: 11 / I: 9
><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 0 / I: 0
lol
R: 1 / I: 0
How tall do you guys think coco is?
R: 1 / I: 1
Classic coco hours

>No parents

>Unwanted advice
>Computer illiteracy
>Coaly board games

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when mayARYANS wake up
R: 6 / I: 1

i love maya

yep… issa low effort 'lig post
R: 11 / I: 0
Anybody else promoting 'zellig irl?
I've already put up like 30 of these across my city, geg
>Or however the unpaid advertising was done
R: 48 / I: 6

THE PHARAOH WILL BE STREAMING

ON 17.12.2023 OUR QUEEN WILL BE STREAMING LE HECKIN SONIC Ö

Mark your calenders, raiders. We will be pillaging this gooner's stream and ensure another zaryan victory!
R: 10 / I: 5

Optics

Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.
/qa/ gets more traffic than the zarty and threads getting slid isn't an argument when /qa/ is as slow as it is, POST ON THERE
R: 5 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 5 / I: 0
today is coco's birthday!!!!
R: 29 / I: 15
>sharty faildox of a pedophilic smut "artist" lead to him drawing poopson and soon he will draw zellig
I place full blame of the current events on the jews, and partially on foodists
R: 5 / I: 3
I think 'zellig has some inconsistencies regarding some of the interactions between the xisters and specifically Coco's characterization. I know the pilot was released over a large period of time so that might explain some changes due to evolving visions or whatever the fuck but I think when the show returns, we may see some differences in personality / dynamics.
<REDDIT SPACE
The first time I watched 'zellig I was under the impression that Mymy and Coco had just been adopted recently, because the dialogue and their interactions with Maya seemed to imply as much. The xisters have been together since they were very young, but if that were the case, why is Coco asking "What does ADD stand for?" and "Can it be cured?" Why is Mymy asking "Where do you sit during break?" and "Who are your friends?" These are questions that realistically they should know the answer to by now, considering that they lived together for years. It should have come up in conversation at least once before.
<REDDIT SPACE
I also think Coco's personality specifically is a little confusing. This isn't necessarily a criticism, but I don't get it. She's the type to be very knowledgeable in landscape painters from 1920, but she also can't spell properly in her text messages? (Maybe that's just her being bad with technology THOUGH) She possesses the social awareness to try not to hurt Maya's pride and to recognize when Mymy is saying something that may hurt Maya's feelings, but at the same time she's oblivious to pretty much everything else, like the barricade in front of Maya's door, or why showing le octopode in class is a bad idea.
<REDDIT SPACE
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
R: 2 / I: 1
Zelligxisters, our response??????
R: 7 / I: 3

roblox r/place

theres a roblox r/place called Color Place. this game is fairly unpopular with like 30 players BUT the canvas is pretty small and you can place a pixel every FIVE SECONDS.
do we 'lig it up?
R: 48 / I: 15

How do we get soywiki back on page 1?

Not the best news but the search suggestions are our saving grace
R: 4 / I: 0
ANTIZELLIGTROONS ARE MAKING THIS PEDOPHILE DRAW ZELLIG PORN
DOXX KILL AND RAPE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILaGR3sACc
R: 3 / I: 2
>rather no friends than no parents
R: 20 / I: 12
>Maya is satanist
Marge, what did Massa mean by this? Is Ongezellig a satanic anti-christ show now?
R: 1 / I: 0
She’s a witch ,I can feel it
R: 1 / I: 0
is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans
R: 0 / I: 0
bye
R: 12 / I: 0
>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…
R: 6 / I: 4

just hacked a 'blox account and group

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about
R: 19 / I: 2
How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
R: 6 / I: 3

msunday

career ending gem coming
R: 1 / I: 0
WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!
R: 0 / I: 0
i love maya
R: 3 / I: 0
Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY
R: 7 / I: 0
new toss
R: 5 / I: 1
Classic Foenkie moment
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world
R: 12 / I: 5
https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture
R: 4 / I: 2
who did this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay
R: 1 / I: 1
hello this is my first time posting here or something
R: 1 / I: 1
it works again?
R: 5 / I: 2
How was ur day today? did you do anything?
R: 7 / I: 4
New 'lig lore dropped
R: 3 / I: 1
>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy
R: 14 / I: 4

music is a drug

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head
R: 9 / I: 4
<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 6
>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?
R: 18 / I: 8
which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!
R: 15 / I: 6
Maya is made for _____
R: 1 / I: 1
oh no no no zelligsisters, whats this
R: 1 / I: 0
heh heh test