R: 4 / I: 1
does anyone have this image of massa except he's giga?
does anyone have this image of massa except he's giga?
R: 6 / I: 4
https://en.namu.wiki/w/Ongezellig
https://en.namu.wiki/w/Ongezellig
R: 8 / I: 4
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
R: 4 / I: 1
En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
mensen uit Nederland
Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
R: 47 / I: 10
How is Massa so good?
No seriously, how did one nigga in his bedroom manage to make Ongezellig's beautiful Disney-Pixar level art, animation, and music? Is he a professional?
R: 5 / I: 0
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh… that's another thing… I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up.
>It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way..
>It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh… that's another thing… I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up.
>It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way..
>It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
R: 8 / I: 3
>killed by niggers award
>killed by niggers award
R: 9 / I: 6
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
R: 41 / I: 8
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
R: 1 / I: 0
Hoi May-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Can somebody please find or make a drawing of Maya beating the shit out of Coco please
R: 10 / I: 7
Post aryan niggas
Niggers this, Niggers that - general
Nigger please!Post aryan niggas
R: 2 / I: 0
5 months until Ϫ
5 months until Ϫ
R: 20 / I: 5
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
R: 54 / I: 27
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
jiggie.fun thread
Solve puzzles or somethinghttps://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
R: 24 / I: 5
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R: 7 / I: 2
these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
R: 29 / I: 12
mayafags are brimstone striaght from niggerhell
if maya went onto the sharty and saw the fags that like her, she wouldn't hesitate to 'ACK herself. i seriously don't understand the appeal of raping someone who's depressed
R: 48 / I: 10
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
R: 105 / I: 34
>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
Finishing what Massa didn't
ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
R: 11 / I: 2
<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
Zellig Mandela Effects
Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
R: 9 / I: 5
>Hoi Maya!
>Hoi Maya!
R: 1 / I: 0
We lost
It's…over
R: 11 / I: 3
What the hell is "zelligtoilet"?
What the hell is "zelligtoilet"?
R: 8 / I: 1
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
R: 10 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 8 / I: 1
>really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
everything ongezellig gets put on hold
>finds cool thing called "Ongezellig">really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
R: 24 / I: 2
So why is zellig so popular in east Europe?
So why is zellig so popular in east Europe?
R: 131 / I: 53
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
R: 139 / I: 32
We're all gonna make it
I lift for Mymy
R: 54 / I: 8
Do (you) remember the Mymy toilet video?
Do (you) remember the Mymy toilet video?
R: 5 / I: 1
AI slop fooled me for the first time
just found out this amazing image was actually AI slop! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
R: 6 / I: 3
First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version
The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.
The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.
I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.
The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.
Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
Stickers for shilling.
Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version
The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.
The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.
I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.
The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.
Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 29 / I: 18
gemmy gifs thread
gemmy gifs thread
R: 60 / I: 23
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
R: 58 / I: 17
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
Operation team Fort Bourtange 2
A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
R: 87 / I: 32
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
R: 127 / I: 34
Homunculus Maya
Homunculus Maya
R: 2 / I: 0
rare 'cordnigger gemerald
rare 'cordnigger gemerald
R: 3 / I: 2
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TTt3Dynx24
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TTt3Dynx24
R: 12 / I: 1
Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.
If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
Moon Man Revival 2025
We should all make an effort to revive Moon Man on Instagram Reels.Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.
If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
R: 34 / I: 10
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1188493710
new peeb game
i made a zellig game, play it NOWhttps://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1188493710
R: 1 / I: 1
New songeralds, let's rejoice at these new musical tracks
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
New songeralds, let's rejoice at these new musical tracks
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
R: 61 / I: 29
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
R: 46 / I: 15
someone draw our BLACK QUEEN Cleo there https://wplace.live/
someone draw our BLACK QUEEN Cleo there https://wplace.live/
R: 10 / I: 2
https://youtu.be/9TTt3Dynx24?si=i-y2EJGtedXTnRNw OH MY SISA!!!
https://youtu.be/9TTt3Dynx24?si=i-y2EJGtedXTnRNw OH MY SISA!!!
R: 6 / I: 0
dnb site
dnb site
R: 2 / I: 1
binding of ‘zellig
binding of ‘zellig
R: 92 / I: 27
Gussy dusty?
Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 4 / I: 0
You guys suck at ppf. Stop dithering everything
>
You guys suck at ppf. Stop dithering everything
>
R: 171 / I: 32
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 21 / I: 8
kill terra
kill terra
R: 5 / I: 1
Where can I find official info about characters?
Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)
R: 149 / I: 27
My OC
Hey guys! I wanted to share an OC I made, his name is Jamal and he's from Libya, I wanted to give Coco a boyfriend!
R: 19 / I: 7
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
R: 91 / I: 0
Write a story but only one word at a time
Mymy
R: 0 / I: 0
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
R: 3 / I: 0
lol, lmao even
lol, lmao even
R: 14 / I: 5
Are niggers zarty culture?
Do you like ém?
R: 0 / I: 0
if this post gets 1 reppy mods have to add a 'zelligtoilet board
if this post gets 1 reppy mods have to add a 'zelligtoilet board
R: 19 / I: 3
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
IMPARTANT
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.htmlyou VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
R: 4 / I: 1
neo nazi people in the community
why are there so many neo nazis in the ongezellig community?
R: 13 / I: 1
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
R: 19 / I: 4
Obsessed Gegerald found on /soy/
Obsessed Gegerald found on /soy/
R: 4 / I: 2
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
R: 63 / I: 14
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade… *sobs* B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee…
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me…
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
cocofrog
It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade… *sobs* B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee…
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me…
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
R: 17 / I: 1
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
R: 13 / I: 4
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
R: 5 / I: 0
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
>
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
>
R: 18 / I: 2
zellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)
or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body
so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet
i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!
snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
why dont you make an alternative?
well, zaryanszellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)
or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body
so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet
i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!
snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
R: 9 / I: 5
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
R: 68 / I: 22
Maya has been a room for a week. What is she doing.
Maya has been a room for a week. What is she doing.
R: 15 / I: 0
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
R: 31 / I: 9
NEW HECKIN' VIDEO ESSAY IN WHICH WE APPEAR IN
YOU WILL WATCH IT
NEW HECKIN' VIDEO ESSAY IN WHICH WE APPEAR IN
YOU WILL WATCH IT
R: 146 / I: 40
>IT'S DA PEEEEESSSSTTTTSSSS
>IT'S DA PEEEEESSSSTTTTSSSS
R: 29 / I: 5
i regret everything
yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
R: 17 / I: 4
lets find more designs that massa plagiarized
lets find more designs that massa plagiarized
R: 42 / I: 14
Massacord is gone nuts after Zellig cancellation
Massacord is gone nuts after Zellig cancellation
R: 38 / I: 9
<All right… Now for your "special curriculum"
<All right… Now for your "special curriculum"
R: 4 / I: 2
THIS FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE CORRUPTED OUR JEW QUEEN!!!
THIS FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE CORRUPTED OUR JEW QUEEN!!!
R: 32 / I: 9
ScribbleDoodle
Just wanted to share little ligly doodless I did couple weeks ago while I was on a holiday trip (I was searching this vast world for my Maya)
R: 23 / I: 8
Lose weight you little shit
Lose weight you little shit
R: 16 / I: 4
<hey maya, what are you doing
>NOTHING
<You better not be on your ongezellig soyjack website you filthy belgian
>what?
<take your tren or you're getting 100 lashes to the back with my cat of nine tails.
>…ok
<hey maya, what are you doing
>NOTHING
<You better not be on your ongezellig soyjack website you filthy belgian
>what?
<take your tren or you're getting 100 lashes to the back with my cat of nine tails.
>…ok
R: 12 / I: 2
New 'toss
New 'toss
R: 13 / I: 4
im gonna cosplay as her one day :P
im gonna cosplay as her one day :P
R: 31 / I: 10
ANOTHER FAILRAID BUT THIS TIME FROM /DEM/KIKES GEEEEEEEEEEG
ANOTHER FAILRAID BUT THIS TIME FROM /DEM/KIKES GEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 367 / I: 110
But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
Lurker here
Quite literally did not watch Zellig until July of this year out of pure spite against the Sharty.But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
R: 8 / I: 5
Anyone got any Coco AWB gemmies? If so send them here
Anyone got any Coco AWB gemmies? If so send them here
R: 3 / I: 0
mayyneeee what the hell mayneee we black kangz won fr fr
mayyneeee what the hell mayneee we black kangz won fr fr
R: 19 / I: 5
zarrians do you think there is any chance massa makes more 'zellig content
zarrians do you think there is any chance massa makes more 'zellig content
R: 43 / I: 2
Anton Chigurh
Maya
R: 35 / I: 6
<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
Part2
(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
NigMaya mega thread
Part1<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
Part2
(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
R: 36 / I: 14
>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya…
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya.
>*sniffles* I-I… *Maya dies*
<Geg!
>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya…
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya.
>*sniffles* I-I… *Maya dies*
<Geg!
R: 20 / I: 6
>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
R: 47 / I: 19
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.
/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy
ATTENTION ZARYANS!As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.
R: 49 / I: 17
The Zarty will live for another 100000 years. I love you all.
The Zarty will live for another 100000 years. I love you all.