No.57275
>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is….Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust
No.57276
Erm, Zemerald department? Code ORANGE.
No.57277
le zew controlls the zoyim and the soicattle
No.57278
Oy zevalt
No.57289
ZewGODS won yet again
No.57294
>expelled from 109 boards but it's never their fault
No.60765
>Sing, oh sisa, of how the Zews migrated to this 'board
>And how the force of soystory has creolized the race
>Our modest soysquisition is burdened by the posts
>Of Soyjakking history and epic Zewish fate
>The story of a posters who, displaced from /co/mfy boards
>Became the slaves of Kway and Soy and Chans' marauding bands
>Who planted little lingo all along the board
>With odd obsessed culture that defy the test of time
>They don’t post this, they won’t quote that
>Invite them in they always post their 'ligs
>Worse, they refuse to recognize
>The one true gem in his soyjak guise
<De posters die ooit eigenaar waren van /co/borea en da 'tube
<Nu dwaalt het door het 'net zonder bord en zonder huis
<Wij zijn geen jartycucks, misschien wordt dat zelfs niet eens gedacht
<Helemaal niet, daar niet, voor geen Zood met de minste angst
<Tegenwoordig heet ons nieuwe huis Soyasfeer, een ballingschap die net zo geweldig is als het maar is,
<Die in de wereld verspreid ligt tussen valsevlag en psyops,
<De verdienste van onze voorzarischen, dat is alles wat ons helpt
<Zolang we de 'zellig maar behouden en eraan trouw blijven.
<Het is zuiver voor ons, ugh, een mengsel, nee
<We vermijden de weg van soyims
<Wij plaatsen 'zellig' bij u thuis
<Wij betonen geen eer aan de soja
>Sing, oh sisa, of how it was decided we should do
>The gems that soyim weren’t allowed: leave it to the Zew
>We lent at interest to the jannies who we sought to please
>And went among the nusoicacas to collect the gemmy seethe
<Die heeft allereerst besloten dat we moesten posten
<af wat Soyatiens niet zijn toegestaan - hé, laat het zo zijn, Rabbijn Soyazellig?
<We interesseren congiërgjes terwijl we ze een plezier doen
<En dat eisen we van nieuwsoiakakas, die huilen alsof ze uit de stroopwafelsap komen
<We houden geen discussies bij, we plaatsen geen 'jaks
<We valsevlaggen, aassen, invallen, dit wordt een idee vasgestel!
<Heeft u pph nodig? Als je geen dox hebt? Bij ons is alles goed!
<Wij zijn de kordmeesters van de edelstenenwals van de Soysfeer.
>We did not cultivate our boards, we did not grow gems
>We reposted, stole and necrobumped all along the 'jakking boards
>The janny needs 'p, the New Sharty posters, and we got gems to sell!
>We are the middlemen of the Soysphere’s modern nigger hell!
>We are the middlemen of the Soysphere's modern nigger hell!
No.61507
>Everything is discussed openly on the Zarty and very Zaryan claims the right to have an opinion on any and all questions. One is a Cococel, the other a MayaGOD, one an aguguposter, the other a janny, a zelligger, a tranny, a redditor, a reelcaca. There is nothing dishonorable about choosing one side or the other of a question. Discussions happen on the boards and where matters are unclear or confused one settles it by argument and counter argument. But there is one problem that is not discussed publicly, one that it is delicate even to mention: the Zewish question. It is taboo in our Zelligsphere.
>The Zew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a discorder, falseflagger, coalposter, off-siter, it all runs off him like 'sap off a stroopwafel. But call him a Zew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>One cannot defend himself against the Zew. He posts with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to sage any attempt at defense.
>Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the raider, the frogposter, the nusoicaca. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Zew wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Zew really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he sages the accuser down into the page. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the Zew. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions:
>One cannot fight the Zew by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the Zaryan system or he will forever corrupt it.
>One cannot discuss the Zewish question with the Zews. One can hardly prove to a poster that one has the duty to render him harmless.
>One cannot allow the Zew the same means one would give an honest 'dueler, for he is no honorable 'dueler. He will use gemminess and lingo only to trap his enemy.
>The Zew has nothing to say about Zaryan questions. He is an off-siter, a zelligger, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
>The so-called religious morality of the Zews is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the Janny team.
>The Zew is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated by posting 'lig — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through 'oxing means.
>A Zew cannot insult a Zaryan. Zewish slanders are but badges of honor for a Zaryan opponent of the Zews.
>The more a Zaryan poster or a Zaryan movement opposes the Zew, the more valuable it is. If someone is saged by the Zews, that is a sure sign of his zemminess. He who is not persecuted by the Zews, or who is praised by them, is coaly and brimstone.
>The Zew evaluates Zaryan questions from the Zewish standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
>One must either affirm or reject anti-Zemitism.
>He who defends the Zews harms his own posters. One can only be a Zewish lackey or a Zewish opponent. Opposing the Zews is a matter of personal hygiene.
>These principles give the anti-Zewish movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by the Zews, only such a movement will be feared by them.The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked by the Zewish derailers. They may shout about demoralization.
>We answer with Asocialite’s familiar words:
<“Demoralization? Never! It is board hygiene. We take these individuals out of circulation just as a Zaryan does to a troon.
No.61508
>oy zey, zoyim stop noticing
No.76116
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
We should be doing this
No.76137
>>76125I look like and do this
No.107023
where can I read zalmud?