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 No.39502[Last 50 Posts]

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.

 No.39503

>Maya is a truecel
I fucking knew it, I knew it

 No.39504

This is amazing. Truly, Maya has blessed us with a gift on her birthday today.

 No.39506

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>>39502
first instinct was to be doubtful of its legitimacy, but this quality cant be imitated…

 No.39507

>the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something.
>as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyway i never really understood self-cutters, i tried it once after reading about it but it mainly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough
>BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks it's the third most depressing day of the year next to september 21st and the day that school starts again. and yippie it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting every day from now on i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to skip school convincingly haha
huh, so i guess all those people who drew Maya self-harming were onto something

 No.39508

>>39507
I think that it was obvious from the start, maybe it was just me

 No.39509

>>39506
The quality is high and it is consistent with what is already established, it has to be genuine.

 No.39510

If anyone has some drawing & comic creation skills. These Mayamails are great source materials to create a short 1-2 page comics out of.

 No.39511

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 No.39514

>Maya weighting 40kg
She is skin and bones under all those baggy clothes.

 No.39515

>>39514
She's just fasting she's not anorexic, being anorexic is for THOTS who are on billboards

 No.39516

>>39515
she's bulimic, so completely attention-seeking

 No.39524

>>39502
can some one find this image:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png

it says "This content is no longer available."

 No.39525

>>39511
>>39509
i can tell. no kind of fan fiction writer is able to make impactful writing for these characters, let alone some that doesn;t come off as 'cheap imitation'

 No.39530

>>39524
'cord link as expected from discordzellig.party

 No.39534

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 No.39536

>>39534
>shower regularly
Doubt that one.

 No.39538

>>39534
do we have a link to the original quiz doe?

 No.39541

>>39538
https://arfer.net/games/robot-test
I truly am curious to see what Zaryans are like

 No.39542

Reading this character exploration teases me so much. Reading the mails made me realize again how much potential Ongezellig has as a show. We mostly know about Maya and even then the full extent of her character isn't known. As for Mymy and Coco we know little about them. All their characters and relations could be explored so much. Beyond characters, the themes of Ongezellig have so much to offer. I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig in the future because this story is just too fascinating and socially relevant in society for it to remain in its current dormant state.

 No.39543

>>39538
>Zaryans don't know about the robot test
….

 No.39544

>>39541
So this confirms that Maya is visiting /r9k/…

 No.39545

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>>39541
I'm in shock

 No.39546

>>39545
Checkmarkers please

 No.39547

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>>39546
the site layout is ass, i did what i could

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 No.39549

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>>39541
Didn't take this test in a while, not like much has changed

 No.39550

>>39541
I forgot to check the addiction squares fuck

 No.39562

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>>39541
48, is it over for me?

 No.39563

>>39562
You scored higher than me, so I don't think so

 No.39564

>>39562
it never began for us tbh

 No.39566

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>>39524
I'm not a truecel as i thought

 No.39593

>>39542
>I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig
What a fucking fail of a post, not even 3 hours later and it has been confirmed that Ongezellig is NEVER coming back. Fuck my incel chud life.

 No.39601

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normalfag at 99

 No.39604

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80, unfair, I disagree.

 No.39611

Who tf is "pippi langklomp"?

 No.39612

>>39611
It’s a play of words on Pippi langkous and from context this is what Maya calls Mymy, since they look somewhat similar.

 No.39793

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>>39541
>not doing drugs make you a normie
>every truecel want a under-15s
opposite of reality
Drugs should are a normie thing and truecels want a mommy gf, where are not pedos
Anyway a Wizard which i agree with this result is realistic.

 No.39814

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brutal.

 No.39820

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holy shit so fucking brutal. i relate to these so bad.

 No.39822

>but I assume that your own daughter does not really matter anymore if you have bought two substitutes as compensation
BRVTAL

 No.39823

>did you think bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me one too. also for pippi by the way because otherwise she would be jealous lol
suicidefuel
and cocofag and mymyfag normalniggers have the nerve to claim that ongezellig isnt a cartoon about inceldom and being a loser

 No.39825

>>39823
I just completed the full translation, as soon as catbox goes up again I'll post it.
Cocofags don't deserve to live, she does some pretty heinous shit in those emails. If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.

 No.39827

>>39823
"in" in "femcel" stands for "involuntary" btw

 No.39831

>>39827
It was massa's self insert after all, we already established femcels don't exist, but it's a medium for us 'bots

 No.39833

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>>39825
None of this is canon thoughever

 No.39834

>>39833
>mayaemails are not canon
I'm also the the prince of the Netherlands

 No.39835

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>>39834
>the the

 No.39836

>>39825
post it here, at least it won't disappear

 No.39837

>>39834
>Translated from Polish to English

 No.39839

>>39837
Nope, I used my own dutch knowledge for most of the things there, you can even find my notes scattered there to avoid confusion

 No.39840

>>39836
Aren't catbox links eternal? Hope so

 No.39841

>>39837
marge? the original is in dutch
>>39840
i have no idea, i know only that the zarty is

 No.39842

>>39841
>i know only that the zarty is
that's a big claim and also it would go over the characters limit at least 15 times over

 No.39843

>>39841
I mean you proposed through a translator

 No.39844

>>39842
put it on the wiki then, someone has already made a page about it
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
>>39843
ok, i get who you are referring to

 No.39845

>>39844
I was planning on it, don't know if I want to send it in bulk or just link it as a catbox

 No.39848

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>>39845
Post it on pastebin and then archive it through archive.today

 No.39849

>>39848
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your Paste.
>The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters, because of this you’re receiving this warning.
>This Paste can only be published with the visibility set to "Private".
Yup, it's ZOGGED.

 No.39854

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So I decided to upload them in bulk on the relative 'ki page, since catbox doesn't seem to work for now
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Mayamail
enjoy

 No.39855

>>39854
Wait a minute, "pippi longstocking"?. I'd recognise that name anywhere! You mean to tell me that massa was hiding a key figure in scandinavian literature and culture all along?

 No.39857

>>39854
I was promised implied maya abuse from coco where is it

 No.39858

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>>39857
>maya abuse from coco
i wish that drawfag finished that

 No.39859

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>>39825
>Cocofags don't deserve to live
>If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.
TSMT
MAYA WEBSITE
TOTAL COCOFAG DEATH

 No.39860

>>39857
She hints at it, look harder

 No.39861

>>39860
Where im not reading allat again

 No.39862

>>39861
>so coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
She also talks about how "Coco would get angry" and the doc mentions pent-up anger, yup Coco is a raging bitch

 No.39864

>>39825
maya deserves every ounce of abuse she gets and coco is a saint for not doing it more often

 No.39865

Keep in mind that the diary is from Maya's perspective. She perceives Coco as a patronizing and antagonisitc.
I think Coco is just naive, lacking understanding of how Maya feels and a bit socially unaware. Of course she has trauma from losing her original family and sometimes that trauma outs itself, mabye in violence.

 No.39866

>>39862
Meds this is just maya feeling guilty and thinking that she deserves to be punished in some way by Coco. She overthinks everything and that includes Coco getting really angry if she didn't go to the party. Coco would be sad in reality but Maya can't fathom that.

 No.39869

>>39862
>>39862
facts. coco clearly abuses maya.
all cocofags deserve DEATH

 No.39870

>>39865
she has anger issues you can see it in the pilot and some of the art and confirmed in massas lore dump yesterday, in general she is still a kind person though who means no harm to her sisters or anyone else

 No.39871

>>39864
kys normalnigger coco apologist

 No.39872

>>39870
she almost threw her sister out of window

 No.39873

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 No.39874

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 No.39875

BEHEAD COCOFAGS
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 No.39876

>>39873
>>39874
>>39875
Holy tsmterald

 No.39877

>>39872
imagine that you put your time and energy into trying to help your sister simply pass high school as she is totally unable to do it herself, in return she is cold and distant and bitchy and eventually insults you for being an orphan, would you react patiently or impulsively? while what she did was wrong it is completely understandable and she felt guilt and remorse for it while maya never truly felt remorseful for what she did

 No.39878

>>39877
"orphan" is not an insult, it's a statement of fact in this case

 No.39879

>>39878
“better no friends than no parents”

 No.39880

>>39877
>>39878
Maya was called out for not having any friends and Maya was forced into a corner so she insulted Coco where she knew it would hurt Coco. Coco responded out of traumatic instinct and threatened Maya by hanging her out of the window. Later apologizing.

 No.39881

>>39880
maya and coco are both flawed and have made mistakes the difference is coco feels actual remorse and apologizes for it and maya stews in her self pity and thinks everyone else is evil

 No.39883

>>39881
all three sisters struggle with their own identity crisis. I would summarize them as such: Maya, inferiority complex; Coco, ptsd; Mymy, racial imposter syndrome.

 No.39887

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>>39883
every good character ever has a main moral strength and weakness, maya has no moral strength which probably would have been fixed later but since the series is over she will be a bad character forever

 No.39891

>>39887
I wouldn't say having no moral strength makes Maya a bad character. Maya is an excellent character that many teens relate and young adults relate to.

 No.39895

>>39887
Humility fits Maya to some extent tbh. Say as a CocoDEITY though. But yeah it's only “to some extent” and not complete

 No.39896

>>39887
Humility may be right for her, because in the future she will change for the better and will value her non-biological sisters like family.

 No.39897


 No.39898

The last replies make this thread zemmy (although there are mayaspammers)

 No.39901

>>39895
UPD: I even have to say that Maya synthesizes envy and humility in one nondescript feeling.

 No.39904

>>39901
feeling of inferiority?

 No.39905


 No.39907

>>39904
Not that, but close.

 No.39910

>>39904
She probably feels ostracized.

 No.39913

>>39891
she is a symbol of having a bad personality and if you relate to her your only takeaway should be that its you who are the problem and you need to change

 No.39914

>>39913
Yeah, and I assume that throughout a proper Ongezellig show, Maya's path of improvement would be shown and hopefully inspire those who relate to her.

 No.39916

>>39914
This also goes for Coco and Mymy btw. A probable story line includes them al being confronted with their identity crisis and them slowly making improvements and the conclusion of Ongezellig having the trauma of all characters be resolved.

 No.39919

>>39910
Don't think so. Rather vice verse, she's being ostracized by herself.
>>39901
…I'll continue. Let's analyze “Ik Ben Het Maar” for better understanding:
>Don't talk to me (humility), together I feel more alone (envy)
>Forget my name (humility), you and I have nothing in common (envy)
>There is no point in introducing me (humility)
>I know my place, in a long line, in the back (humility(+envy?))
>I know myself (envy), and I don't recommend her to anyone (humility)
>She's worth ignoring for good (envy)
>I always said I was different from the rest (envy(+humility?))
>Now I stay quiet (humility), before I ruin your mood (envy)
>I'm getting addicted to isolating myself (humility)
>The free time in which I did not enjoy myself (envy+humility)
>The memories I have never experienced (envy)
>Am I traumatizing myself? (fear)
>Don't mind me it's only me (humility)
>See right though me (humility)
>I'd much rather die than go out (humility)
>So please leave me alone (humility)
>Don't perceive me (humility)
>It's only me (humility).
I think it's enough to understand my point.

 No.39922

>>39919
Maya is not humble and it is not humility, it is humilitation which is different. Humility is recognizing your own worth while not becoming obsessed with it and putting equal focus on yourself and on others, it is not thinking you are worthless and pathetic while actually becoming even more self centered because you refuse to interact with other people

 No.39934

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>>39922
These are very close things, the last have much in common with the first or even follows from it. Anyway, discussing such a personage like Maya, you should keep in mind that she's very “special”, that's to say have some deviations and fetishes which are the results of her whole degradation at all. I confess I probably hyperbolize a few phrases in the song, but it barely changes something.

 No.39956

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>…coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.
>then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.
She's not that bad afterall…

 No.39957

>>39922
the normalnigger gaslighting never ends
imagine being humiliated and ostracized your whole life but it's your heckin fault according to your reddit brain
how do people like you even browse imageboards?

 No.39958

>>39957
Because they're not imageboard natives, no actual respectable IB user would say the things they do

The ride never ends.

 No.39959

>>39957
None of that shit actually happened, there is no evidence of it, there is no evidence of neglect of maya by her parents at all, the only thing there is evidence for is her shutting herself away and willfully not even making the most basic attempts to socialize at all, massa confirmed she doesn’t even shower, and then wallowing in self pity and assuming the worst out of everyone else even when they do nothing to give her any reason to assume it. If you relate to Maya then YOU are the problem. I know because I used to think that way in middle and high school. I have been on 4chan since 2016 you putrid ape

 No.39960

There's being “not a normalfag” and there’s being a paranoid obsessed retard who doesn't shower, they are not the same

 No.39961

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>>39959
>Maya doesn't shower
Even doe

 No.39962

>>39961
In massas lore dump it says she doesn't even have naturally black hair, there is just so much crusted grease the color is gone. Plus there is art years old where she showers and her hair turns brownish red

 No.39963

>>39961
wrong image award
>>39959
we've got 2 official drawings of Maya taking a shower idiot

 No.39964

>>39963
refer to above comment smart guy

 No.39965

>>39963
Meds, this is Maya's test, this is the right image

 No.39966

>>39965
maya could easily be lying on this one since in the same mayamail doc she says she is 40kg (88 pounds) which would make her morbidly underweight (hospitalization is usually required at 15 bmi, her would be 15.1)

either that or massa doesnt know how weight is supposed to work

 No.39967

>>39966
or maybe she half-asses her showering and doesn’t bother washing her hair?

 No.39968

>>39967
In the doc it says Maya doesn't use shampoo

 No.39969

>>39968
Which is in line with the fact that she showers regularly and also explains the greasy hairs

 No.39970

>>39969
if you let your hair get so greased up the color fades away you might as well not be showering

 No.39971

>>39970
Their color can change even after 2 weeks of not using shampoo, since hairs naturally tend to go darker if you don't wash them (duh). But we all know it hasn't been just 2 weeks

 No.39972

>>39959
maya herself is the evidence, stupid redditor nigger

 No.39973

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>at least 50% of this thread

 No.39974

>>39973
yeah really accurate depiction of cocofag gaslighters

 No.39975

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did it for each of the girls, some are arguable, however I think it is generally correct. Since a lot there can't be really applied to them considering they're underage, it is only fair to boost them 1 class each, assuming they would ascend to that when in adulthood. - Coco: Sucessfull, no need for any boost - Mymy: Sucessfull (with boost) - Maya: Cyborg (with boost)

 No.39976

>>39975
Maya already took the test herself

 No.39977

>>39976
Maya is a liar albeit.

 No.39978

>>39972
You are pathetic nigger. Do you think parents that neglect their daughter would give her a fancy gaming pc setup or even make an effort to celebrate her birthday? Do you think a sister that hates her would ever care if she socializes or if she seems unhappy? She is a spiteful bitch who ignores any and all attempts to help her. It seems like you are as well. The Jew cries out in pain as she strikes you

 No.39979

>>39978
you really are delusional
neglect is not necessarily intentional and a schizo bitch can make your life hell even if she doesnt intend to
you really believe a maya can come to be without any external factor causing it? how stupid are you?

 No.39980

>>39979
The factor is mental illness. It is mental illness and literally nothing else. She has BPD dumbass. Just because a woman says something bad is happening doesn’t mean anything is. It’s like the first rule of women especially mentally ill ones

 No.39981

>>39980
mental illness is the consequence stupid nigger faggot
clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up
i hope you kill yourself

 No.39982

>>39978
Go off king

 No.39983

>>39981
I can hear the soy stewing in your throat right now. I was beaten and screamed at by my single mom basically my whole childhood, she used to lock me in the laundry area of our roach infested apartment building for hours at a time and I almost never had any friends as a kid, everyone I ever met in school or in general life was a drug addict or gangbanger. I used to have this soy seething mindset because there was NO positive influence in my life, and even I grew out of it. Maya has infinitely more opportunities for growth than I did and she is still the same insufferable faggot. You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me. I pray you stop being such a spiteful gorilla someday and realize how pathetic you are being

 No.39984

>>39983
>>39981
both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys

 No.39985

>>39983
you cant stop being a spiteful gorilla when all you've known your whole life is rejection

 No.39986

>>39985
If you have a mindset where everything smells like shit then everything will smell like shit. The bad things in life are not infinite

 No.39988

>>39986
Except when they are
>>39985
Ehy Zaryan you seem like a fellow 'cel, drop by the 'tube sometimes

 No.39989

>>39985
You have to take the opportunities that come. If they don’t come then all you can do is wait. In Maya’s situation they are coming repeatedly and she is swatting them away like flies, because she is so overly paranoid of things where no bad intentions exist

 No.39990

>>39989
>>39986
there are no opportunities
when it comes to social shenanigans, you either have "it" or dont. you're either born a maya or a coco. you can apply the sigma grindset to a lot of things in life, but not to that one.
>>39988
whats the tube?

 No.39991


 No.39992

>>39990
You can interact in normal society without being totally normal. Most people are not thinking about you and they have no bad intentions against you. If you withdraw and push people away obviously they will not try to get any closer to you. It is a loser’s mindset

 No.39994

>>39992
yeah bro im totally pushing everybody away, it's not like they dont even have the decency of saying good morning when they see me LOL

 No.39995

>>39994
join the tube doe

 No.39996


>>39986
very true

 No.39997

>>39995
you mean cytube? i cant rn im phoneposting in public

 No.39998

>>39997
stop lying

 No.39999


>>39998
get now

 No.40000

>>39994
Most people are socially awkward retards and don’t know what to say when you talk to them randomly, since talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be, it doesn’t mean they don’t like you or whatever. Once again if you think everything smells like shit everything will smell like shit

 No.40002

>>40000
you ruined my get, bastard

 No.40003

>>40000
>ruined the autistic repeating numberinos with normalnigger coal
Wow

 No.40004

>>40000
im not talking about strangers genius
you’re really delusional about human nature and about how mean spirited people can be

 No.40005

>>39975
i did it my way: maya cyborg, mymy normalfag, coco succesful

 No.40006

>>40004
Not everyone is like that and if you think everyone is like that you haven’t looked hard enough. You are not the only person that has ever been unable to make friends and it will NOT last forever unless you let yourself become miserable and accept that it will last forever. I had to go online to make friends, and if good people exist online they exist in the real world. They might just not exist where you’re at right now

 No.40008

>>40006
once you’ve been alone for too long and have the social skills of a stray cat it doesnt matter anymore
real life is not like disney bullshit

 No.40010

>>40006
>erm eventually things will become better or however the fable is narrated
Wishful thinking at its finest, you'll NEVER know the struggle

 No.40011

>>40010
I have been knowing it for 20 years. Life is not made of extremes. If everything was evil then nothing good would exist

 No.40012

>>40008
I used to think like you and because I said nothing would happen nothing happened. Go talk to people online somewhere not anonymous like imageboard. Talking to people is lower stakes since if you don’t like them you can just leave, Internet is literally made to find people with similar interests.

 No.40013

>>40012
keep spittin brotha

 No.40018

>>40012
stop swallowin sista

 No.40021

>>40000
honoured the get with an absolute TRVTH NVKE

 No.40022

>>40000
>talking to strangers is less common now than it used to be
it becomes less common because people don't like each other that much and when given opportunity to avoid contact with others they will use it

 No.40054

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>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
<You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues

 No.40055

>>40005
White race won

 No.40056

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>>clearly you're a privileged normalnigger who has no idea what it's like being someone like me or maya growing up, i hope you kill yourself
><You don’t know anything about me and like Maya would you lash out like a rabid animal and start flinging bullshit everywhere against me
>^both Maya and Coco are pretty gems in their own, unique ways. Stop fighting fucking monkeys
>I fucking love these Tarantino dialogues

 No.40057

fouled the intellectual discussion with soyjaks award

 No.40058

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>stop sending soyjaks on my soyjak/ongezellig shitposting website

 No.40062

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>>39541
It's over

 No.40066

>>40062
Score in the 30s range first and only then you'll be able to say that

 No.40077

NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zoot ban anyone who score above cyborg on the truecel test.

 No.40078

>>40077
fucking DO THIS.

 No.40079

>>40077
>TRANNIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD
ftfy

 No.40083

ngl this thread is the gem that saved the zarty. AnalyzinGODS… I kneel for the very zemmy and intellectual and educational conversations you hold here

 No.40146

>>39820
at some point I forget massa is indeed a competent writer and story teller, and then I'm hit with a painful reminder of how good the show could've been whenever some tidbit of lore drops

 No.40149

>>40077
total truecel death

 No.42159

bump
reminder that coco is a monster

 No.42160

sage
reminder that coco is a saint

 No.42161

truthnuke above me

 No.42162

>>42159
I've read it and don't get why. Explain please.

 No.42163

>>42162
The fakecel mind could never comprehend this

 No.42164

>>42163
Where is explanation, I even said "please". That's how you treat your zelligbro on your favourite dutch trannime board?

 No.42165

>>42162
He's coping.

 No.42166


 No.42173

>>42166
I'm the author, in that reply I was trying to say that Coco is that perfect and empathetic so Maya had to punish xerself feeling guilty

 No.42184

>>42162
its implied multiple times that coco is a schizo bitch that abuses maya and beats her up

 No.42185

>>42184
>inb4 someone says that she's an angel and could never hurt a fly

 No.42186

>>42184
what? where? I only seen that she cares about Maya, even if she's kinda obsessive sometimes.

 No.42187

>>42186
read again and you'll see

 No.42188

>>42184
maya is a paranoid and spiteful retard who thinks everyone is working against her, of course she would assume coco would beat her without any evidence to support it

 No.42189

>>42188
>Coco literally attempts to kill Maya
>Oh well then! Coco wouldn't surely lay a hand on Maya!
Negative IQ award

 No.42190

>>42189
she apologizes after doey
would maya have apologized after doing something like that?

 No.42191

>>42190
Mald incoming

 No.42192

>>42190
>If you try to kill someone but later apologize that makes it ok
You could climb the fucking Everest with these mental gymnastics
>>42191
Geg

 No.42193

>>42192
would you not react impulsively if someone insulted you over your dead parents

 No.42194

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>>42193
>Attempted murder is…. LE EXCUSABLE!
>Saying something slightly mean is…. LE BAD!!!
If that's the case fuck this yellow bitch, TCD

 No.42195

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>>42193
my wife coco is perfect but she can't help being a woman…

 No.42196

>>42188
yeah bro it's totally paranoia, it's just a case that the implication is there only for coco and not for anyone else and that it gets confirmed in the cartoon
cocofags deserve the rope

 No.42197

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 No.42198

>>42194
cocofags literally think like the niggers they are
>whitey called me by my name, i now must murder him in cold blood!

 No.42200

>>42197
Holy mother of DO THIS.
If Coco has a million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Coco has one hater, then I'M THAT ONE.
If Coco has no haters, then I'm dead.

 No.42201

>>42198
She does come from Africa and subsequently shares the nigger genes of destroying shit for no reason, being a 90 IQ retard and threatening people over nothing.

 No.42202

>>42201
dont forget about telegony too. there is evidence that women get DNA from the men who pump and dump them, just like there is plenty of evidence that coco fucks niggers. you do the math.

 No.42203

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coco sisa sisa coco coco sisa sisa coco built for bic

 No.42204

>>42202
believes in bs award

 No.42225

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>>42201
Coco is 100% pure european colonizer, she barely has a single kaffer ancestor, and her real ancestors were the most successful TND enthusiasts this world has ever seen after all.
>Lissen up zoyim aldoebeit coco is weite she is actually 90IQ gorilla
I wonder why didn't you say “oy vey” in the end
>>42202
Judepedo award
>>42203
<Bruin nuknok larper stop gooning to my aryan sister of zoiets

 No.45549

>>39502
i’d like to see an adolescent psychologist analyze this text

 No.45550

>>45549
>Diagnosis: depression
What do you expect him to say?

 No.45551

>>45549
But doctor BWCauci already has done it

 No.45647

Rape coco in front of maya(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.45648

>>45647
Another shitalian defeat.

 No.45654

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Coco is best girl, btw

 No.45655

>>45654
GTFO normalnigger, this 'board is only for TRVECEL ZARYANS

 No.45657

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>>45655
It´s so over …

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