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R: 21 / I: 6
trying to learn how to draw award
R: 13 / I: 2
Zellig got 2 mil on my birthday award
R: 4 / I: 0
ZARTY WON!!!
R: 11 / I: 0
>Nazi trans flag
>Mymy pfp
>24k likes
Well, this is so fucked up. Any thoughts?
https://x.com/wariocolosseum/status/1873053860035739806?t=i1MCJVsblGp9e7l3I-kPqw&s=19
R: 8 / I: 1

Fan-Comics never happen

RIP to another one my fellow zelligers, nothing ever happens.
R: 19 / I: 5
Hey zaryans does someone from around 2020 know how the ongezellig fans of the time reacted to ongezellig having a brief cameo in one of antoons video ?
R: 4 / I: 2
Has Massa never considered what his fans really want and desire or does he act airheaded on purpose like a selfish little kike?
R: 8 / I: 1

new jeet thread!

hey guys, I haven't seen a good jeet thread for a while so here's a tier list of his most likely identities
R: 5 / I: 1
yeah, why don't they talk about this?
R: 76 / I: 12

Pajeet failures

How many times are we gonna let this fucking retard humiliate zarty before we do something?
R: 16 / I: 9
>1. My Name Is Zooty



>My name is Zooty, Admin of the Zarty


>Thanks for all your IAZ, but this is how I feel


>Come to the Zarty, make some NAZ OC

>Make sure it's brimmy and it’s not too Chuddy

>Then I browsed the site, now I’ve lost all interest


>I’m demoralized, let me tell you about it




[Chorus]

>I left the Zarty right on time


>Zellig’s now not on my mind


>Then Zoll said, "Hey man, we go all the way"


>But my will was lost like the kway




[Verse 2]

>My name is Zooty, made a Zellig site for (You)


>It’s new and it is gemmy, but I will soon lose all hope, lose all hope


>No work I will do, but it’s still alive


>Now it’s spammed by ‘p, jannies clean it up


>Guess what I will do with all my projects


>Delay them even more as Zelligers do




[Chorus]

>NZO’s not goin' as I planned


>Pushing NAZ was not a great plan


>But I learned nothing from that


>And I will continue my path




[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone, coal



[Instrumental Break]



[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, yeah, yeah, yeah



[Outro]

>My name is Zooty
R: 7 / I: 3
Guys imagine if Coco decided to break into your room and night and crab-walk up to you at inhuman speeds, defying the laws of gravity to crawl all around your body like a giant freakish human-size spider, and then started gnawing at your skin until she tore chunks off of it, masticating them like a ferocious animal and spitting out a chunky cud of human flesh and blood, all while growling like a monster with her cute soft spoken voice.
R: 48 / I: 5
>be jeet
>see zellig for the first time
>stumbles upon zarty
>creates coal indian channel to save zellig
>gets criticized for it, doesn't listen
>attains the esl of the year award "oh i forgetted did that"
>fails to get sympathy for Zaryans on reddit, ruins reddit/zaryan relationship in the process
>attempts a raid and hypes it up like a faggot
>fails the raid, humiliates the zarty
R: 3 / I: 2

2 million views

For better or for worse, Ongezellig is about to hit 2m views on jewtube. My fantasy is that Studio Massa will recognize it’s popularity and vvill give us atleast 1(one) official art on his petjeaf…
R: 3 / I: 1
After one elden ring session something happened to this site or nothing?
R: 13 / I: 4

How do i become zaryan

How do I become zaryan? I just joined and I want to be zaryan. I want to be converted
R: 17 / I: 5
WHAAAAAAAAT
Troonslop incoming
R: 6 / I: 1
why arent we using the literal board we got on the sharty
R: 4 / I: 2
On the Soybooru, there are over 700 Ongezellig posts, but some old ones are being deleted by obsessed jannies. You WILL reupload ancient gems to the Zooru.
>inb4 Zelligniggers steal from us
https://booru.soyjak.st/post/list/ongezellig
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/list
R: 6 / I: 0

R/ONGEZELLIG HAS A FUCKING SHITCORD SERVER

RAID THIS RASINTY SHITHOLE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
R: 3 / I: 0
sad but accurate toss
R: 2 / I: 0
i :transheart: agugu abuse
R: 1 / I: 3
Proto-Agugu
R: 147 / I: 47

fanart thread?

i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
R: 7 / I: 2
MERRY CHRISTMAS
R: 4 / I: 1
Merry Ongezellig y’all! I hope u had a wonderful Christmas and have a great new year!
R: 5 / I: 0

MegaChud

Has this gem been discussed here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvA8nU9nDXE
R: 23 / I: 12
>*Gewonnen.wav*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*Verbeterpuntjes.wav*
>102.3
>*Engelenkoor.wav*
>REAL ONGEZELLIG FM
>*Nietes.wav*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ONGEZELLIG, ONGEZELLIG AND MORE ONGEZELLIG MUSIC AND AI COVER
>*OhNee(3sec).wav*
>*Weekdierenliefde.wav*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR HAZBIN'S STATION
>*Studio Massa - Ik Ben Het maar*
R: 11 / I: 6

Merry Christmas zaryans

To all of you zaryans I wish you a merry Christmas xisters
Because no matter how different we are we all have the same obsession over the glistering gem that is ongezellig
And as long as we are together we shall never succumb to the cesspool of reddit and the cords
R: 50 / I: 15

Massa stuff

A redditor decided to ask some questions to Massa (we're portrayed as the evil racists of course)
This is what he said
R: 38 / I: 10
Anybody has Terra's shitass photo
R: 5 / I: 3
Deel 1 (ripped from the Scenario folder) translated into most google translate languages and into english twice:
>It was a great experience. Nothing.
>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
>Everyone has their own preferences.
>No, it is not. No, it is not. Read tea.
>Maya closed her eyes and smiled.
>"Yeah," Kyle said to the creature.
>Don’t be afraid to get in cold water.
>(Family) Disaster Preparedness Plan.
>It’s a simple question.
>That's all! Hope. (Turkish) ("You").
>It’s important to work in both worlds.
>The gospel is the gospel of salvation through Jesus Christ.
>Everyone knows what they want.
>The incident happened on Friday. What is this?
>(Go) or … (Go).
>Maya is worried.
>What did the police know?
>Some animals (what?)
>We started reading.
>Money.
>The child was sold.
>_What is this?
>Painting - is that true? Jesse asks (above).
>Before drinking alcohol
>(Laughs) … Yeah.
>Answer Are you 20 years old and want to become a Christian?
>Answer (Laughter) Yes. THOUGH
>He saw.
>Lord, this is our problem.
>What happened to Morty and Jessie?
>(Nancy) - What about this?
>There’s nothing else to do.
>Paleis.
>From cut 98 to cut 98.
>Maggie (laughs) What are you doing?
>But… I don't know what to do.
>“That was really hard for me,” she said.
>She thought of her mother in America.
>He arrived in Cadiz with a gun, knife and bullets. Of course, this is an example.

>The first example


>Recently

>I always knew that.

>We need to know who God is.


>Jesus did nothing. What is the girl's name? I can’t sing, but I can sing. God, I have so much to learn. What did Gandhi say?

>For the Messiah is the Messiah (Jesus).
>This is the next generation.
>Girl (laughs) No problem.
>Nothing will frighten him. Maya and Pima and Conan.
>(anxiety)
>In January, Bing met with Mr. Bing. M. Wright. Jews bake delicious white bread.
>He said that was the law. He has everything. "Dog down… dog… *cough*!"
>Nick and Tang are actors and singers.
>He pays with money.
>I live in Hawaii.
>I knew I wanted to trust him.
>Secretary of State Hart.

>Both:

>–.
>Open |
>Open |

>Both:


>Cancel credit card.

>Both:
>The history of Commerce paper.
>Is there any truth to it?
>Other company documents.
>Both:
>Answer (if so)…?
>: 1. snow and ice.
>Both:
>Both:
>Found –.
>On social media.
>Learn more about the new Macs.
>Learn about the history of Rajasthan.
>Learn more about the GCCWC.
>Try another way.
>Good information on the big picture page.
>… heart
>Open |
>Have you seen him (Have you seen him)?
>Both:
>The author's wife. (Co): "Oh yeah."
>Just do it.
>-Michael Angus Ellison (Sleeping Jack)
>Gala
>Both:
>Discuss
>See page 10 for more articles.
>(Laughs) The whole world.
>The old system.
>Someday I'll come to you.
>Think about it.
>I met Mac yesterday.
>Use flash. |
>“That's my father,” the boy replied.
>He's a tough guy.
>4th century
>Some internet companies.
>No, that's not true. Cockney, Irish (people) |
>Science:
>A.
>Both:
>Author: Jaffin
>Both:

>They're on the homepage.


>That's the right way.


>Journalist
R: 35 / I: 4
He won
R: 5 / I: 1
I hope all my fellow Zaryans are having a very Merry Christmas
R: 55 / I: 9

On the reddit question....

>wordswordswords
Hello Zaryans, it appears that the subreddits are becoming more and more of a cesspool by the day.
>Of course, they're subreddits!
Yes, but there's a fine line that the growing dregs and scums of zelligciety should not cross. We already got a taste of it on Xitter, once a tolerable off-siter place for Zaryans, now overrun with faggots. The signs were already present this summer, with r/zellig joining the discord cabal run by the kikes of r/ongezellig (thank Hoxxitran for that). These people should not feel welcome here, and it's clear we've been slacking if they felt free to call for a replacement of us, the Zaryans, the actual community of Ongezellig. Just take a look at this thread, which contains the opinions of people who discovered 'zellig not even a week ago
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/6449.html
Most of these niggers are yurifags themselves, some even draw porn of 'zellig, some are trannies, people who have no place here and that should be rightfully kicked out. That's why I say: take a potshot at them, raid their reddit, do what it takes to make these faggots think twice about pulling a fast one on us. I also know that they browse the Zarty (literally obsessed) and will probably see this thread too, so keep that in mind. Just don't stand there and do nothing, unless you want to see trannies everywhere by next year.
R: 9 / I: 2
what is the software used to make AI voices of the sisters? Kindly explain as well
R: 19 / I: 0
Massa thanks for everything, its our time to shine.
With this >>52847 post, we can clearly and undoubtedly see that zellig would not continue officially. Its time for us to pull up our boots and pants and continue zellig. CHUD STYLE.
R: 26 / I: 2
You like this cartoon, but would you respect Studio Massa for being able to finish this "short film" in recent years? I sometimes see that you only like and respect the characters, not the author himself.
R: 9 / I: 4
Found zellig's main theme
geg
R: 48 / I: 8
I hate gooning why do I keep falling for it.

Fuck my sinful chud life.
R: 4 / I: 1
THERES A FUCKING SMOKE DETECTOR CHIRPING IN THE APARTMENT NEXT TO ME AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL FUCKING DAY
HOLY SHIT IM GONNA GO FULL FUCKING TND IF THEY DONT FIX THIS SHIT BY TOMORROW, FUCK NIGGERS
R: 16 / I: 3

Need help

I can't believe out of everything ever happened to me, zellig has taken a massive toll on my mental health. At home I think about zellig, at school I think about zellig, before sleeping I think about zellig. I cry sometimes and get extremely sad that Zellig doesn't get more episodes. I don't want to come across as a degenerate but the fixation I have for this show is like a drug. I can't go more than an hour not consuming Zellig media. I spend most of my days mindlessly scrolling on this site trying to have conversations with the rest of the fanbase. Never in my life I have wasted so much time on something this miniscule. I have a whole life ahead of me and maybe this is a phase. Maybe I will forget zellig eventually after a few months. For now, I can't focus at anything other than zellig. I skip going outside and hanging out with friends just to see more zellig. I feel weak, mentally and physically. I need a break.
R: 5 / I: 2
mymy new character
R: 20 / I: 1

Zeltycraft

Since Zelligcraft is absolutely dead I've decided to create Zeltycraft. Send your aternos account names if you want to be able to turn on the server when you want. Server is cracked so you can join on tlauncher or ultimMC
Version: 1.21.1
ip: zelligparty.aternos.me
R: 21 / I: 3
why did massa choose that name? what does it mean? it's very racist and problematic. "Massa" is how black slaves in american plantations pronounced "master" while talking to their owners.
R: 3 / I: 1
I is the esl Indian is known the "ongezelling" though tinktick you are big rats I is contempt y'all
R: 4 / I: 2

Sean Gezellig

This zaryan makes some of the best edits ever and doesn't get much attention, not sure if he posts here though
R: 29 / I: 2
How's the mayamail animation holding up? I saw a few updates a bit ago, nothing ever since. Is it happening?
R: 1 / I: 0
Sharty added /ned/ board or 'zellig and it's under FPEcucks invasion, gem it up or something, or don't if you care about froot datamining you
R: 37 / I: 25

COCO PICS NOW

i need more pics of my Boer princess
R: 14 / I: 5
Dose anyone have a gif of mymy that was made in blender
R: 6 / I: 0
is this zem or coal
R: 4 / I: 0
KEEK zelligfags what is this??
R: 12 / I: 0
138 THOUSAND LIKES?! (And there are a lot of such videos on instagram now. Apparently, this is why the pilot has such an increase in views)
R: 48 / I: 8
New ‘play
R: 9 / I: 0
>Нет правил которые только на английском обязывают писать
ESL zellig fans rise up
R: 12 / I: 3
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
R: 9 / I: 1
Jak him
R: 12 / I: 8
rulezellig.cucky
R: 4 / I: 0
unbothered gemerald from may
R: 68 / I: 9

Minecraft or other game servers?

Hoi Zoot,
If the soyzellig servers have the hardware resources and bandwidth to spare, perhaps a server for Minecraft or some other game would be fun, like how the sharty has soycraft?

Kind regards,
A Zaryan
R: 6 / I: 5

Scratch.mit.edu

Is xhe affiliated with the zarty? I've been monitoring this particular scratch account for the past couple months or so, and saw xer using soyspeak and having a Mymy profile pic (even doe xe changed it a couple of weeks ago). the question is, is this scratcher a culturally appropriating immigrant or native?
R: 47 / I: 24

Happy birthday Coco thread

Happy birthday /co/ queen!
R: 27 / I: 6

The Final Zellig Question

After giving it a lot of thought, I've come to the conclusion that I don't think zellig really would have been all that good had it been fully realized. Bold words I know, but I read over the lore document, listened to the 'cord call from Massa ximself, the interview poster and coupled with the fact he's an oldfag who's been beaten down by (((foenkie))) and people who are on the "right side of history" to be less edgy, I think whatever idea we had of zellig in our mind, whether it was good or bad, was completely off the mark of what Massa had in mind ("No shit" I hear you thinking, but stick with me). To me zellig seemed like a it would have been a mostly comedy slice-of-life show with some interesting character studies of people who are "unsociable" in their own silly little ways that grow and develop, including our Autism-Denial-Disorder protagonist, but the way Massa's attitude towards expanding this show seems like it would have been more comedy focused than what we were initially presented. The constant reminder that "this is a foreign show with foreign stereotypes meant to exaggerate and mock for laughs" and not "these are characters who are humorous, but have a human side to them", feels like a miscommunication on their part given some of the somber moments Maya has when she's alone with herself. If Massa really wanted this to be an "all-comedy" show with Dutch stereotypes, do you really think he would have added those scenes and that melancholic ending at the end of Deel 6? And to be frank I don't know if some of the episode ideas would have worked. Yes they are nothing but napkin-written elevator pitches that would need to have been more fleshed out, but you would think an episode about Mymy meeting up with her biological sister again after years of not seeing eye to eye would have been treated with a little more tact given the situation, but instead Massa insists on this convoluted, straight up BRIMSTONE plan of having Mymy's sister become a K-POP e-boy poonerfaggot to date Maya in order to steal Mymy away back to Japan, somehow.
I know a lot of us Zaryans have some vague idea of what we want out of Ongezellig if it ever came to fruition, but personally after thinking it over, I do NOT like whatever Massa had in store if zellig ever actually got funded/greenlit by whoever and probably would have ended up disappointing us all given these ideas.
<REDDIT SPACE
This post is not meant to demoralize other Zaryans who still love zellig, if you do that's great and keyed and I'm still gonna post here and appreciate zellig myself, but I think it's time we realize that we have to forge our own gemstone series full of the funny, chuddy humor we like here that also has the heart zellig in order to make it better than what Massa could ever put out.
<wordswordswords Massa's vision for zellig sounds like it would have sucked ass in the end and zaryans should try to make their own Ongezellig show/comic full of heart and the keyed shit we like.
>inb4 "it's zoot demoralposting again"
R: 51 / I: 25
Reminder that you can post NAZ on /zellig/ during weekends and no janny can leak over it because those are zoot's words
R: 3 / I: 0

NEW BOARD

NEW BOARD >>>/chud/
CHUD IT TF UP RIGHT FUCKING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>new SNCA board just dr-ACKKK!!!
R: 10 / I: 0
new 'toss just dropped
https://youtu.be/DAPjYEJ9kBU?si=xVBG4C49XqPco5Fd
<Couldn't make sense of the URL of the video you tried to embed
R: 8 / I: 0

Zilly

Drew soyfke o Algo.
Did y'all lose the raid 💔💔💔💔 can't believe this. This is why I stay on xitter. 😞😞😞
R: 6 / I: 0

New Dead Splinter for us to /raid/ just dropped

Let's zem it up of zoiets
https://panchan.org/
R: 10 / I: 0
ok so the raid was a fail, how do we recover from this?
R: 345 / I: 58
Look at these images, I tried to instill chuddy ideals about zellig on r/ongezellig. It got deleted by mods probably bcuz they were scared

IT IS TRANNY CENTRAL.
R: 37 / I: 8
>one of the 'zellig themed discord server approved vera anal porn because "its not 'p anyway"
Holy fucking geg, this is over for 'cordniggers
R: 5 / I: 3
Ag*gu is the coal that killed zellig.
R: 15 / I: 5
today is where we find peace and live happily ever after
R: 123 / I: 33

Awareness post

Learn to spot them
R: 15 / I: 3
Mayaxisters… wtf is this?
R: 4 / I: 2
Tomorrow
R: 30 / I: 9

Happy birthday Mymy!

Mymy's birthday thread
R: 2 / I: 2
hopefully most of you know about the r/ongezellig raid happening soon, share some zemmy ammunition so we all have something to spam then
R: 53 / I: 11
Does anybody know any 'zellig content that isn't just mymy Nazi coal but actually something like a fanfic that tries to talk about Maya's problem? (I've only read the one where she becomes an alcoholic and that was absolute niggercoal)
R: 4 / I: 1
NuProjectROY 'toss
https://redorangeandyellow.com/read_comic?id=2
>We plan to release a page periodically starting today.
R: 18 / I: 4
MODS THERES GORE ON THE LOG DO SOMETHING WAKE UP
R: 12 / I: 4
Is it just me or the site is a little inactive today
(Random picture ignore)
R: 4 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE CAUGHT REDDIT'S ATTENTION, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/18v3kbn/seeing_nazis_harass_jocat_on_youtube_i_got/
R: 24 / I: 10

Zellig Liberation Army

I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.
The purpose of the organization would be threefold:
1. securing the existence and safety of zaryans on the Sharty as well as maintaining our presence on /qa/ and the other boards.
2. Reclaiming our rightful association with Ongezellig.
3. Shilling the Zarty, bolstering our ranks and expanding our sphere of influence
These goals would be accomplished trough a combination of creating OCs, raiding, algorithm manipulation, shill ops, gemposting, gaslighting, soyquoting and flexing.
We will use the Zarty as our base of operations and we VILL DOMINATE the soysphere and zelligsphere.
R: 2 / I: 0
Zoll zelligwiki is mass spammed do something
R: 12 / I: 32

Edgy myny

Coming back to ongezellig and I deleted all my old pics of mymy doing edgy shit like shooting cops and dying in shootouts, does anyone still have those pics?
R: 3 / I: 1
why is everybody glowing out over December 15th? what did I miss and how does this relate to Zellig/the Zarty
>inb4 nufag accusations
R: 1 / I: 0
Its been a long while since I've been on here. What do you guys think of the huge zellig influx on Instagram reels? Most of them lead to trooncords thoughever
R: 11 / I: 0
Is the raid still allowed here? Anyway, lets rape these gooners with chuddy stuff
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146729867
R: 6 / I: 0
COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
REMINDER: COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS
R: 81 / I: 36
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 29 / I: 4
how often do you rewatched Zellig?
R: 47 / I: 14

Coco thread

Just an innocent Coco thread
R: 12 / I: 5

Kate

Me…andd mymy.. combined… kamy… >:3. o algo
God bless the zellig.boruu
R: 22 / I: 4
What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining
R: 7 / I: 1
This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring 😞
R: 81 / I: 6
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.