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R: 9 / I: 5
my 'zellig got corrupted
R: 3 / I: 1
Are you afraid of nusoicacas doxxing you?
R: 36 / I: 9
Who would win in a fight?;
>All 3 Schoppenboer sisters
>evil dark lord foenkie
Dicuss zaryans
R: 85 / I: 28

Whiteboard Fox thread

Whiteboard Raiding thread specifically for the Zarty. Embed Zellig into every whiteboard you can find.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85753912-9459-4985
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(https://wiki.soyjak.st/Whiteboard_raiding if you don't know how to raid)
R: 10 / I: 5
de-cordified a gif i found on the 'ru
R: 29 / I: 4
The sharty is full of retarded mouth breathers can I stay here
R: 6 / I: 4
does anyone have that AI voice clip of Maya and Tomoko playing fortnite
R: 18 / I: 4
should I kill my parents so I can become an orphan for an ongezellig reference?
R: 22 / I: 3
>3
R: 7 / I: 2
Which Sanrio character would each zellig girl autistically obsess over, and why is it Gudetama for Maya and Badtz-maru for Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 2
>dutch flag in the background
zartybros..
R: 39 / I: 10
coco inspired my wardrobe irl and now all my clothes are 50% brown 50% biege
R: 4 / I: 0
Had another dream about the fabled fan deel, i will force myself to make one if one dosen't come out by the end of this year.
R: 25 / I: 8

peeb abuse

Discuss various methods of abusing and torturing peebs ITT
R: 17 / I: 8
-Sleepy post-

Hey guys, I’m kinda sleepy n at work, can you guys share wholesome n cozy zellig posts to help a fellow Zaryan stay snug.
R: 53 / I: 11
>demonisch zwarte lul
R: 113 / I: 25
my favorite scene was when she said this:
>Well, here I am again. I tried my hardest, but in the end I guess I'm just… Ongezellig.
R: 10 / I: 4
Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 2 / I: 0
Can anyone tell me how tf do you made ai zellig voice
R: 4 / I: 1
1 year of this zarty cultural heritage
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=KAHCQjViI-utV417
R: 15 / I: 4
MI BOMBACLAAT
R: 27 / I: 10
>DUTCH ARE WIN BELIGIAN ARE LOSE IM NOT YAPANESE FUHHKKAH YOU ROUND EYE
Mymysissies really look like this AND say this!
R: 1 / I: 1
New Amsterdam will be liberated in your lifetime.
R: 12 / I: 5

New tranny dropped

Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpage
https://quinnipage.straw.page/
There's a script that lets you spam the images at
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/501886-strawpage-image-uploader (you need tampermonkey to run it)
Just get this faggot out of here, just like we did with the latinx tranny
R: 7 / I: 2
Where the fuck is everyone
R: 42 / I: 14
Zaryans, if there is anyone here who has access to Massadonië, please, can you search the chat history for a couple things, I really want to know what massadonie corders are saying about these:
1) Strange Hill High
2) Agugu
3) Zarty/soyzellig
4) Roos Terra
just search these terms and show us what is there, i'm dying to see what they talk about all day in their secret club
R: 6 / I: 4
today i played WarioWare D.I.Y.
R: 1 / I: 0
>The body was too short or empty.
R: 11 / I: 3

Mayapedos BTFO'd

>I KNEEL
>I SQUEAL
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

>I COPE

>I MOPE
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

>I SIN

>I NEVER WIN
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>I JOB

>I'M A SLOB
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG

>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG
>I AM, A MAYAFAG
R: 45 / I: 16
It isn't cool being racist it's was a sin
R: 29 / I: 9
And what are (You) doing on the kiked holiday of Valentine's Day?
R: 27 / I: 5
>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
R: 3 / I: 1
What would have happened if Massa had been more sinister and made Maya commit suicide in the deel 6?
R: 7 / I: 1
Happy Valentines day you lonely faggots. Post essential trucelcore to make the day go by easier.
R: 16 / I: 7
IM GONNA PUKE
R: 39 / I: 10

Maya, you are cringe

>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish porn
>Coco greets and talks to Maya
>It turns out Maya created makeshift tape and stop sign just to stay away from Coco. Her own sister.
>Coco kindly asks whether or not she wants to work the project (WITH HER) that could have just prevented all of her problems in the first place
>Bolts away from her like a nigger
>Mymy playfully talks with her and just having fun
>Disregards everything she said entirely and talks like a neurotic redditor
>Mentions her deranged incest tranime porn addiction
>Doesn't do the project despite having 2 SISTERS talking about it back to back
>Doesn't ask any of her sisters on what the project is even about or how to work on it
>Her actions led to Coco making a project based on
(Fast forward to when they are making the
new presentation)
>Coco and Mymy wants to work on their presentation together.
>Insists that she wants to do it on her own
>Wastes all her time and procrastinated like a retard while her sisters finished their presentations in time
>Goes back to her sisters with her tail between her legs
>Begs for their help after shoving them away
>Despite that, Mymy literally finishes her ENTIRE presentation on her own despite a small amount of time
>Mymy wants to start a small talk, and Maya can't answer any of it
>She could've just answered honestly about all of her problems to her 2 sisters that wants the best for her
>But instead she tries to get away from her sisters again. What is she even planning to do? She knows she can't do it on her own
>Maya asks why is it that her sisters wants to help her. And Coco gives her an honest answer. A reality check.
>Spergs out and blurts out about how Coco's parents were raped and killed by communist bantus
>Coco is obviously pissed off about this and crashes out
>Says a half-assed apology and runs away while Coco is holding back her tears and her emotions
>Maya runs to the toilet and suicide baits her own imaginary friends like a tranny
>Cusses out Coco on how she is much more successful than her (nigger mindset)
>She finally realized her predicament, runs out, and then Coco is the one that apologized
>Presents the presentation that was entirely made by Mymy
>Goes home and immediately starts gooning again
>Her sisters asks her if she wanted to play a board game with her and pushes them away AGAIN
I'd understand if you were to like her from a fictional character standpoint. But Maya is a terrible person. The reason why she doesn't have any friends is because of her own behavior.
R: 7 / I: 2
Do you think each one is Ongezellig in different ways?
R: 5 / I: 1
>japansterdam
R: 32 / I: 9

Pedophile freak

REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/SpiritofHHpast
THERE'S 'P BEWARE OF CLICKING WITHOUT BEING PREPARED FOR WHAT YOU'LL SEE
You'll need to report the general account for
Child safety>sexualition of minors
It's also an obvious alt account so 'xing might not be doable
R: 22 / I: 7
Listen, everyone. Why do we harbor animosity and hate towards minorities? They have done nothing to deserve such treatment. I challenge you to recall a negative encounter you've had with a Black person—most of you will likely say you've never had one, while a few may reference a trivial incident, like some black kid stole your crayon in kindergarten. Trans individuals, too, are generally peaceful and compassionate. Let’s focus on love and acceptance, setting aside harmful stereotypes. Instead of division, let's cultivate friendship and togetherness! Imagine gathering on a large couch to enjoy 'Ongezellig'—celebrating our differences while embracing our common humanity while eating stroppwafels! Thank you for hearing me out.
R: 4 / I: 1
mymy big ah forehead lul
R: 4 / I: 1
Can someone tell me any current events on the sharty
R: 8 / I: 1
she's perfect
R: 13 / I: 2
Ongezellig's third peak of popularity has come to an end.
Do you think this last peak was beneficial or harmful to the community?
R: 2 / I: 0
Soyzellig Party?
more like..
NothingEverHappensChan™
R: 5 / I: 1
>The Zarty has no cult-….
R: 9 / I: 2
Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
R: 8 / I: 5
never forget
Mayar from.selling
R: 64 / I: 19
'ore accurate mymy
R: 5 / I: 0
Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence
R: 19 / I: 4
Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
R: 4 / I: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFAmhvCqtg
eradicate this forced brimmy
R: 3 / I: 0
What if you go to the North Pole?
R: 78 / I: 18

Maya is the most huggable character of all time

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
R: 33 / I: 4
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
R: 36 / I: 6
Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
R: 16 / I: 4
>bvilt for bbc
R: 15 / I: 3
Favourite deel?
R: 10 / I: 2
>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
R: 26 / I: 7
What would their disabilities be?
R: 30 / I: 10
>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself…
R: 7 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
R: 11 / I: 3
Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!
R: 6 / I: 1
new ben garrison
R: 4 / I: 0
Bros?..
R: 4 / I: 0
maya would probably be le disgusted by us ngl
R: 13 / I: 2
>i like ongezellig and lolis wearing wehrmacht uniforms
R: 31 / I: 6
guy cheeser is gay and a pedophile
R: 11 / I: 1

Utterly soulless Mymy I made after drinking

my life feels empty
R: 15 / I: 4
how many actual niggers like ongezellig? arent there like 6 atleast?

kate
pedo loli guy
roos terra
foenkie
2 xitterfags i dont remember
kane drama fnfpedonigger guy

any more i should know of?
R: 23 / I: 8
Any Zaryans having issues while rewatching Ongezellig?
How do I get her off?
R: 2 / I: 0
lock in
R: 22 / I: 5
The eternal question, troon or woman?
R: 8 / I: 1
nvzeliggers can't solve this:
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x=2
y=x³
z=(y+x)÷2
Ϫ=√(z+x²)+(y-z)+z÷10
R: 4 / I: 1

Genuine question

Why is almost half of the zellig fandom racist?
R: 19 / I: 3
Do you guys still use 4cuck?
R: 6 / I: 4
𒀂𒁀𒀭𒁍 𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆 𓀂𓅆𓋒𓍳
𐤀𐤁𐤂𐤃𐤄𐤅𐤆𐤇𐤈𐤉𐤐𐤑𐤒𐤓𐤔𐤕𐤖𐤗𐤘𐤙𐤊𐤋𐤌𐤍𐤎𐤏

𐀀𐀁𐀃𐀂𐀄𐀅𐀆𐀇𐀈𐀉𐀊𐀋𐀍𐀎𐀏𐀐𐀑𐀒𐀓𐀔
𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃺𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈀𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍳𓎳
R: 0 / I: 0
>Deep down in Japsterdam close to the Old 'chans
>Way back up in the boards among the everblues
>There stood a log made of /co/al and ligs
>Where lived an orange girl named Mymy Schoppenboer
>Who never ever learned to trace or 'jak so well
>But she could be gemmy just like a-posting a cob
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>She used to carry her gun on her white back
>Go sit beneath the tree by the school track
>Oh, the pirate would see her sittin' in the shade
>Gemmin' with the arts that the /co/GODS made
>The 'jakkers passing by, they would stop and say
>"Oh my, but that little orange girl could be a gem"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>A Zaryan told her, "You will always be a gem,
>And you will be the leader of da big ol' kway
>Many 'teens comin' from boards around
>To watch you be gemmy when the 'log goes orange
>Maybe someday your name'll be stickied
>Sayin' 'MymyWABAG!'"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
R: 16 / I: 5

A year ago

An entire year on our own and we also managed to avoid the total implosion of the soysphere. I don't think it could have been possible if not for the dedicated Zaryans here present
R: 10 / I: 2
the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
R: 16 / I: 3
Ongezellig but now it is set in Rwanda 1994
R: 0 / I: 0
Hang spics or somethingugu
R: 50 / I: 11

my zellig oc

heloo. this is my zellig oc. her name is snail
R: 5 / I: 1

theory

What if the real villain is actually Mymy who wants to kill her sisters?
R: 5 / I: 0
>aguguGOD
R: 5 / I: 1
Trans rights are human rights
R: 0 / I: 0
jewmy
R: 1 / I: 0
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
R: 8 / I: 4
<Orange board
>You saw me posting alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>You knew just what I was 'jakking for
>You saw me writing a 'pasta for
>Someone I really could care for
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked to the board it turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will ever post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked the board had turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
R: 17 / I: 2
Someone has the thread of that guy that had a 5gb folder of zellig shit? Thanks
R: 4 / I: 1
The reason why Coco lost her parents but animated
R: 7 / I: 4
>niggers le bad even doe they kill niggers
R: 1 / I: 0
Rusty get
R: 61 / I: 27
GUYS THE PPH IS TOO FAST ITS ACCELERATING AT UNSTABLE SPEEDS ITS WAY TOO FASSTTT OH GODDDDDDDD
R: 10 / I: 2
Erm… what the skibidi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH04mEFS41o
R: 0 / I: 0
why so dead, shart niggers?
R: 27 / I: 9
new 'toss
R: 50 / I: 8

Linguistic analysis

How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?