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 No.20343[Last 50 Posts]

I lift for Mymy

 No.20346

Xou has a very nice physique, I'm proud of you!
This is the perfect example of delayed gratification, anything worthwhile takes time to achieve.

Times might look tough right now, but we will all make it, just like you said. Tough times make strong men, don't you dare go hollow.

 No.20349


 No.20354

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I lift for Coco

 No.20385

>>20343
hit 2 plates on bench a week ago, more zaryans need to become brick shithouses

 No.20388

>>20343
KEYED
I transheart chuds who lift

 No.20389

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<I transheart chuds who lift

 No.20391

i dont lift because it's over

 No.20392

>>20389
imagine raping her and wiping that smug smile off her face forever

 No.20393

>>20389
imagine ripping out her skin and tearing her up limb by limb while she's forced to stay alive

 No.20394

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Sometimes I need to train with a 10kg vest. And in my gym they don't have spaces where you can store stuff overnight. So I just leave my vest in the public area of the gym though a little bit hidden. Nobody has stolen it yet.
Damn I love living in a white country.
>>20392
>>20393
Meds.

 No.20395

>>20394
i leave my wallet in the gym locker room every day, never touched, Evropa is saved.

 No.20396

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>>20395
What country do you live in?

 No.20397

>>20392
>>20393
mymyhatecord woke up

 No.20398

>>20395
Same and im not even in evropa lol
>>20392
>>20393
ZOOT ban him or something!!!!

 No.20404

>>20389
Imagine kissing her and giving her headpats

 No.20405

>>20389
Imagine cuddling with her and saying she is the best girl.

 No.20406

>>20404
>>20405
she wouldn't let you do those though. that's why you have to hit her in the head, pin her to the ground and gouge her eyes out

 No.20408

>>20406
She would let me, not you doe cus you are fat and ugly

 No.20409

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Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.

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 No.20427

>>20409
why is chud jewish there?

 No.20429

>>20409
Tsmt ARYAN. Our presios little orange tulip. Mymy my beloved

 No.20453

>>20409
>cute orange tulip
This is the best sentance to describe her. She truly is our cute orange tulip

 No.20455

>>20409
This, so much this.

 No.24467

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Remember to train today

 No.24468

Bump

 No.25378

>>24467
keyed

 No.25437

>>20392
Kill yourself. I am not just saying that as an insult or a way to express disapproval, I genuinely mean that you should commit suicide. Please, I'm begging you to kill yourself

 No.25456

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>>25437
>Kill yourself. I am not just saying that as an insult or a way to express disapproval, I genuinely mean that you should commit suicide. Please, I'm begging you to kill yourself

 No.25457

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>>25437
request declined i will stalk and harrass women instead

 No.25472

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>>20392
>imagine raping her

 No.25498

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>>20354
𝗢𝗠𝗚𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗔

 No.31765

>>20343
Dude you have a similar physique to me that's trippy. The physique of someone who doesn't own a bench lol

 No.31767

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>>31765
thank you for bumping this thread, zaryan. I had completely forgotten about how I needed to actually lift some weight, martial arts is nice, but it doesn't help your body that much by itself. Not that Maya would care though, I think she'd accept me as I am right now, but being ripped would be nicer for both of us

 No.31770

>>31767
Trvke. Can't carry her 300 lb neet ahh at your wedding without it. I'm kiddin I'm kidding

 No.31901

>>31765
You have a keen eye. Indeed, my chest is somewhat lacking behind. I got decent equipment about a year ago by now including a bench, although I have always prioritized other muscles over my chest.
I am interested by how similar our physiques are. Could you post your physique if you are willing to? It is completely understandable if you don't want to of course.

 No.39867

Bvmping this gem for the honor of /fit/

 No.39882

>>39867
Thank you for bumping my first thread, I am glad to see this again.

 No.39884

>>39882
did you make more gains

 No.39888

>>39884
Yeah, all my lifts went up and recently I have gotten into weighted calisthenics ever since I got a dip/pullup belt.

 No.39917

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Wonder what I would look like rn if I started lifting when I saw this thread for the first time 5 months ago

 No.39918

>>39917
better late than never nigga

 No.39920

>>39917
worse to succeed than always aryan

 No.39921

>>39917
You'll be lifting for the rest of your life, the past doesn't matter anymore just start now, in 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, 10 years you'll look back and be grateful you started now.

 No.39923

>>39920
Opposite fagging fail, turned into ESL, however the ESL Aryan is.

 No.39924

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Being skinny is aryan thought

 No.39927

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Being obese is aryan thought

 No.42086

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I made a post on /fit/ before it dies for good and gets deleted.
>picrel reposted here
https://soyjak.party/fit/thread/2083.html

 No.42088

>>42086
Aryan behavior

 No.42089

>>42086
Skinny

 No.42091

>>42086
Peak Zaryan physique

 No.42093

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/fit/sissies what is this

 No.42094

>>42091
I wouldn't say I have the best physique Zaryans have to offer, I'm sure there are other Zaryans who lift that are more advanced than me.

 No.42095

>>42094
I'm pretty sure you could count on your hand the amount of people in the zarty with a physique almost as good as yours

 No.42096

>>42094
You're the only one with enough balls to show it off, so yes, for what it matters, this is peak

 No.42097

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>>42095
>>42096
I appreciate the compliments.
Let this be inspiration to partake in the journey of physical culture.

 No.42098

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>>42093
>Zaryan MOGS shitskin.poopy posters
Another W added onto the 600 Meter tall pile for Dutch Anime appreciator.

 No.42099

>>42098
Zaryans, why can't we stop winning?
>inb4 someone leaks

 No.42100

>>42098
At least he has the courage to post. He'll make gains (I hope). But little bro HAS to put some pants on.

 No.42101

>>42100
giant geg

 No.42106

>>42093
Hyperborean aryan ubermensch supersoldier of thule and agartha

 No.44342

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Body thread? Body thread.

 No.44343

>>44342
Oh and I forgot to choose one of the three. If I had to it'd be Maya because she's so affirming, relatable and valid or something.

 No.44344

>>31901
That sucks bro I never got around to posting it kek. Anyways it's here: >>44342

You can see that I have no chest lol. I really need to invest in a barbell and bench already.

 No.44346

how do I start lifting? I have a gym close but it's only got machines - are machines fine?

 No.44347

>>44346
Machines are generally fine, as long as you hit progressive overload you will gain muscle. No matter how you do it. However, machines don't engage stabilizer muscles that would normally be hit doing the same exercise, so I think that freeweight is better.

 No.44352

>>44347
I see… I'll focus on dumbells then

 No.44367

>>44342
>>20343
>>42086
this is the most homosexual thread om the entire zarty, 2 fags posted their naked bodies arguing who is the most totally natural gymbro that totally doesn't abuse illegal anabolic drugs then pretending to be straight by saying
>i lift for mymy o algo or however comparing my naked body to another man's is straight
and everyone giving them attention for some reason

 No.44369

>>44367
shhh… dont go further… you dont wanna find about HIV and AIDS

 No.44377

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>>44367
Why is blud so pressed? It's ok if you look like this >>42093 just dont brap and seethe about it.

 No.44379

>>44367
>Being fit IS LE GAY!
>inb4 leak
>inb4 projection

 No.44410

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>>>44342
>>>20343 (OP)
>>>42086
>this is the most homosexual thread om the entire zarty, 2 fags posted their naked bodies arguing who is the most totally natural gymbro that totally doesn't abuse illegal anabolic drugs then pretending to be straight by saying
>>i lift for mymy o algo or however comparing my naked body to another man's is straight
>and everyone giving them attention for some reason

 No.44415

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>Being /fit/ homosexuals that share nude pictures of themselves to each other while pretending to be straight

 No.44419

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>>44342
don't stress bb just lift iron

 No.44421

>>44367
>2
GEG, make it 3 and seethe harder, faggot

 No.44424

Skinny guy started seeing above me
Now its 4

 No.44443

zelligpedos lost
swinnyGODs won
swedishwin.com

 No.44447

>>44443
gvg what a fail

 No.44453

>>44443
GEEEEEEEEEEEG WHAT A FAIL

 No.44462

>>44443
GEG, Swedishfails are antifit sissies

 No.44468

>>44443
>swedishwin.com
'p sharing website, do not enter

 No.44469

>>44443
The day the swinny lost summed up in one post

 No.44481

>>44469
The day the skinny lost summed up in one post

 No.44492


 No.56503

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New stroopwafel

 No.56504

>>56503
GLISTENING SHINY TROONACKING ZEMERALD FROM THE PEAKS OF HYPERBOREA

 No.56505

>>56503
gem that ACKed every tranny in a 1488 mile radius

 No.56506

>>56503
TRANNIES ON LIFE SUPPORT AFTER THIS HUMONGOUS 'EM

 No.56510

>>56503
Training for TTD

 No.56584

>>56503
this but next time hang an actuall tranny and start pushing

 No.56606

>>56503
superior footwear

 No.57248

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>>56503
PULLING TO HANG TRANNIES HIGHER TTD TTD TTD

 No.57453

Gas everyone who supports this

 No.57455

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>Gas everyone who supp-ACK

 No.57456

>>57455
Even gemmier

 No.57465

>>57455
you will be remembered zaryan

 No.57587

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 No.57589

>>57587
Zem, I will use this whenever /co/ decides to have another 'ooning thread

 No.85783

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Bvmping this absolute gem. Every zaryan should strive to be built like an aryan warrior.
And if anyone even cares, I lift for my sweet little tomato girl Maya

 No.85784

>>85783
gemmy gemmy gemmy please how do i start i love maya too but i'm a lazy fuck and can't convince myself to do SHIT

 No.85785

>>85783
We need a /fit/aryan for every girl, someone start lifting for coco

 No.85786

>>85784
You just start… I recommend starting at home or at a calisthenics park with doing some body weight excercises like push ups, crunches and pull ups if you have a bar for them

 No.85787


 No.85802

>>85785
I lift for coco but I'm tall so I just look like a skinny retard

 No.85803


 No.85816

>>85783
That my thread from a year ago still gets visitors is so funny.
You look great, especially your core very well defined.
So that makes 3 confirmed fit Zaryans now, who would like to be the fourth?

 No.85817

>>20343
>>44342
>>44419
>>85783
im counting 4 here doe am i missing something >>85816

 No.85818

>>85817
Yes, including myself that makes 4, I shoukld have clarified other Zaryans

 No.85835

>>85816
Thanks zaryan I appreciate it

 No.85840

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>this thread was one year ago

 No.85841

>>85840
grim…

 No.85843

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>>85841
>g-gr-GRIM!!!!
>HE'S BANNED YOU KNOW MOOOOOODDDDDDS BAN HIM

 No.85845

>>85843
ZEG STOP DOING THIS IT'S NOT FUNNY EVEN DOE IT IS

 No.85857

>>20395
It's not worth risking it dude

 No.85858

(((gym)))

 No.85862

>>85858
g(o)y(i)m

 No.85970

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 No.85972

>>85970
shame on the goyim

 No.96473

FUCK YOU

 No.96474

>>85783
NO THEY FUCKING SHOULDNT

 No.96475

This thread has piased me of for FUcking MLntjs

 No.96476

Fucnvyoi

 No.96477

FUCK YOU AND FHCKING THEIS THREAD

 No.96478

Delete it

 No.96479


 No.96480


 No.96481

>>96480
Why the FUCK would you support this. it pussed me OFF

 No.96482

obsessed skinny cuck bumping my old thread out of spite

 No.96483

>>96482
Everyone should want to be like that

 No.96484

How the fuck can people support this

 No.96485

>>20346
How the FUCK is this worthwhile? It's self mutilation

 No.96486

>>20385
No get lost

 No.96487

>>20354
You shouldn't fucking "lift" at all because it is disgusting even trooning Is better(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING A SKINNYCUCK)

 No.96488

this is aryan everyone should do this

 No.96489

>>96487
Skinnycord woke up

 No.96490

How do I gain weight fast? I suppose I'm strong enough since I can do pullups and taekwondo and shit but I'm still a skinny prick

 No.96492

>>96490
I think it's important to first off say that if you want to do things right, everything is slow. That being said, you have to make clear what your goal is in detail, because that determines the process you want to follow.
A good guideline is that if you are gaining reps on a lift from week to week you are growing, this holds true unless you have reached a highly advanced level.
The next is to remember to eat, slowly get used to eating more and don't be afraid to put on some fat, as long as you don't go too extreme and gain too much fat things will be fine. Keep track of your weight and the reps and weight of your exercises and things should come naturally.

 No.96495

>>96490
drink lots of raw milk

 No.103384

how do I keep consistent? I'd probably be a gigachad by now if I worked out everyday



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