50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.

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Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 22:38:52 No.20276

50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.

Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 22:41:45 No.20277

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Why is GussyWussy’s art on there?

Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 22:42:42 No.20279

>>20276
The other half are trannies

Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 22:53:40 No.20280

>>20277
Because feet

Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 23:16:19 No.20284

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Ongezellig lost episode: Maya's Suicide
After the mysterious passing of Lucas "StudioMassa" Van Dijk, Dutch authorities investigated his hard drive and found a file called "06242024_laatste_deel_.mkv", supposedly a scrapped "terminal episode" of a web toon he had made. The contents of the video were so disturbing that it was deemed unsafe to disclose to the public. One official described it as "a crime against humanity".

Zaryan 04/27/24 (Sat) 23:27:07 No.20285

I don’t even want to look on that website I get repulsed everytime I have to see it

Zaryan 12/02/24 (Mon) 06:49:16 No.48243

>>20276
This is still a trvke

Zaryan 12/02/24 (Mon) 19:38:37 No.48292

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>>20284
while browsing the dark web one day, i stumbled upon a file by the same name. someone must've leaked it. despite having heared all the crazy stories behind it, curiosity took the best of me. after waiting so long for a speckle of zellig content from massa himself, i was desperate. i downloaded the file. the few seconds of download felt like an eternity and eventually the file was ready. i clicked it without esitation.

Jug 03/24/26 (Tue) 10:42:17 No.127812

too low of numbers; gotta get it to 88% suicide rate

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 11:49:07 No.127814

Speaking of I thought we should vandalize the tag on R34 with Cobson blacked stuff, though that's up for debate

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 12:01:52 No.127818

>>127814
I'm getting blacked at the very thought of doing this

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 12:07:29 No.127820

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im killing myself at the very thought that r34 of zellig is running rampant from it's recent boom in popularity and that it's only going to get worse

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 12:19:48 No.127821

>>127820
You shouldn't do that. Probably make zems instead. Cause that mean more zems

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 12:36:35 No.127823

>>127820
We cancel it out with Zems and culling out the gooners.

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 12:49:32 No.127824

>>127820
The day R34 shuts down it will be extremely gemmy
But in the meantime I proposed a certain unorthodox action

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 13:17:27 No.127825

>>127824
I'm all ears

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 16:48:08 No.127841

>>127825
Ok the idea was to get past the approval of R34 and tag as Ongezellig Cobson BBC images with a little zellig 'jak in a corner so the tag is valid, this would poison the page and ruin it especially when we get more verified accounts
Though I don't know how to get verified there because I am not a porn addict

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 16:53:54 No.127842

>>127841
I don't see what this will do. At best some of the top posts will be "cobson BBC" stuff that can just be scrolled past and will eventually be taken down most likely?

Zaryan 03/24/26 (Tue) 17:02:42 No.127843

>>127842
It shits up the page if it stays up
IF it stays up