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 No.76158

Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists.

 No.76159

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I know I did, hoodies are aryan

 No.76161

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>Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists

 No.76164

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literally biggest liar EVER award, i just checked she has ZERO (0) cuts, she may be a lot of things and you may hate her for that, but next time don't make up RIDICULOUS, completely UNREALISTIC bullshit. idk what to say i got shadow banned from the sharty but still don't post your "theories" like THE trvth, because frankly you know yourself that you're wrong. Maya just doesn't strike like the type of girl to ever do it, or even if… no there is no if. massa literally made this stupid comic maya's sweet 16 or whatever and it technically "isn't canon" anymore or whatever i'm not exactly the typical zaryan that knows everything except you faggot aren't better, but there she wrote wait maybe it was in those diary email entries idk i'm not sure but somewhere there where it's technically not canon or whatever but she said or wrote that she tried once but it wasn't for her or whatever, i doubt there was anything left from that small test perhaps a tiny scar that probably healed over night, but who cares i got the source right here next by me and sure she could "lie" to me (which she wouldn't) but i saw her arm and it's cleaner than like anything. why do i write so much stupid nonsense? i'll never know, just like you people will never know just how much we love each other.

 No.76166

>>76164
Fact checked by multiple peer reviewed sources
OP I kindly suggest you to take a course in speech and discussion

 No.76168

>>76158
It was not a fact but a possibility according to what she said in the Mayamails.

 No.76169

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>>76168
Given the fact that the mayamails aren't canon and OP's stance is being taken into questioning, and the fact that even if it were canon Maya still didn't go through it with it continually leads me to confirm this fact as unsubstantiated, if not outright false

 No.76170

>>76169
Even if she did, her parents would be negligent enough not to notice.

 No.76171

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>>76170
Negligent parents are the number 1 reason someone wakes up at night and thinks of intricate ways of how to avoid social situations, or ask themselves why their life is shit or why they end up cutting themselves

 No.76176

>>76169
if you consider the mails as non canon you are midwit and probably believe coco's parents died in a lightling strike in a car crash and everything else in the (((doc)))

 No.76179

File: 1744413417488-0.png (4.38 MB, 3840x2160, (2020-03) MayaIncognito.png)

File: 1744413417488-1.png (4.41 MB, 3840x2160, (2020-07) Coopertest.png)

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File: 1744413417488-3.png (6.87 MB, 2400x2400, (2023-11) SatanistMaya.png)

My conclusion: OP is a baiter/retard, and the assumption turned out to be false.
>baited again award
Shut up.

 No.76182

>>76179
In reality, there are many aspects of Ongezellig that cannot be confirmed as true or false. These are merely theories or speculations due to the lack of content and details in the plot.

 No.76184

>>76182
Not going to argue these statements because they are basically true but chud this can't be applied to our case lel

 No.76188

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>>76164
actually i suppose with more peer reviewed studies i may prove just how wrong OP is.

okay so let's start with the basics, we have his "claim" which goes as follows and i quote:
>Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists.

To that OP attaches a frame from the show "ongezellig" which is a dutch indie animation created by "studio massa".

In the 20 something minutes of animation we get to see a few sides of Maya, we get to see multiple personalities of hers, how she acts in her safe spaces such as for example her room alone and more stressful situations such as for example in the school working on the presentation which the frame attached to OP's post comes from btw if that matters.

Maya does wear a hoodie as pointed out to OP, to some it might seem strange since others are clothed rather lighter like mymy with a simple t-shirt or whatever that is i'm not a clothes guy alright cut me some slack. With that being said Coco on the other hand does have some kind of shirt as well with sleeves, but i suppose OP might have gotten to the conclusion that it might be warm or even hot to which it might seem unlogical to him that someone would wear something as "extreme" as a hoodie. OP fails to take into account what kind of person Maya is, that she has a lot of issues especially social issues. For Maya wearing the hoodie can be just a coping mechanism to feel safer. We also get the glimpse into Mayas mind, in multiple instances we see how she thinks how she acts and so on, one of those being, when she was all alone in the toilet imagining herself with her friends and such. We literally got to see her standing on a roof "ready" to jump, but she doesn't. Now that could give a false idea that she does cut herself and such because
>it's le heckin gateway to suicide
but usually those that are cutting themselves if they would have already imagined themselves killing themselves/were actually standing on a rooftop, i would imagine there being a higher than usual rate of success.

Maya has some of her quirks and issues, which MAY falsely lead some of us to believing some rather insane things, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

We also had the Mayamails or whatever again i'm not exactly typical Zaryan, or at least wouldn't consider myself such but that's just me, Where we were told explicitly that she DID try once, or something along those lines but i'm not exactly sure but she either didn't go through with it at all, or stopped like immediately, either way it'd be safe to assume there was little to no scars to hide and even if they'd heal overnight.

Yes those "silly" mails are considered not canon by some and canon by others but ignoring this crucial part is kinda retarded isn't it?

Also as this poster >>76179
had posted a couple of images of Maya where we can see crystal clear her hands being completely FINE

Now with all of the peer reviewed studies and such you may come to your own conclusions, i always recommend you people do your own research either way this is some stupid niggerbable of mine i wrote but it IS a trvke whether you like it or not, and get this as i already pointed out i have the topic of discussion right here besides me and i don't see no damn cut on her hand, she says she'd never do it especially after we found each other soooo conclusion?

The conclusion is, OP is a massive faggot dumbass or baiter, yes we could assume he's actually theorizing and what not, but the way he wrote it was a clear STATEMENT. Thank you for reading this random fella have a good one who ever you may be.

holy fuck why do i write so much this is a curse

 No.76189

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>>76188
>inb4 words words words the left can't meme or fell for the bait btw

 No.76190

>>76188
Are you the autist from the sharty who writes entire essays from a few days ago?

 No.76191

>>76188
I am actually the author and I forgot to include the word "theory"

 No.76192

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Just like muh OMGSISA Yuri from DDLC?

 No.76196

>>76191
you are not me fuck you nigger.
>>76190
depends, i haven't posted much in recent days since i'm not exactly in the perfect condition but that's a whole different story, that being said it might be me i dunno depends but there is a possibility

 No.76250

>>76188
I transheart your wordswordswords

 No.76340

maya chews her hoodie strings because she wants to suck binckie like agugugugu gugubaba

 No.76342

>>76340
gvgvnvke

 No.76363

>>76250
that's so heckin wholesome THANKS! if only there was any real use to my useless text

 No.76398

>>76158
The only cuts Maya has was her future episodes which were cut to make way for gay kikeberg stuff

 No.76531

>>76398
>Zaryans still cannot fathom why massa abandoned zellig for iceberg memes

 No.76537

>>76531
Dumb faggot couldn't even do that right since it's taking forever until the heatdeath to finish, GEG it's DNB!

 No.76542

>>76537
never watched that shit btw is it any good? i just scroll past it to the music video that he uploaded because le sad maya… i imagine myself there with her comforting her and what not

 No.76548

>>76542
it's as good as any other iceberg, except that it's taking an incredible amount of time
>Sorry guys I am cancelling the iceberg due to burnout

 No.76549

>>76548
we cancelled our iceberg too GEG!

 No.76552

>>76548
icebergs YouTube videos are for white cucks like Massa who complained about muh burnout and abandon zellig like the white cuck he is

 No.76553

File: 1744534658191.mp4 (7.02 MB, 720x1280, spokenlikeatrueautist.mp4)

>doing a history iceberg



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