So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process. The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has

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Summoning Coco Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:42:04 No.40648

So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:48:10 No.40649

UR GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR TRYING THIS CRAP

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:51:22 No.40650

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Here is the second phase concerning the actual ritual, which may be hard for those of you who don’t watch rugby.
The first step is you need to find a night when the South African rugby team is playing the New Zealand team. I don’t have time to explain why, you can ask her yourself. But the point is that it can only be done on a night where South Africa beats New Zealand.
Anyway, while the South African national anthem is being played you need to lay the biltong neatly in a plate. Don’t touch it. Watch the full game. If South Africa wins turn off the TV immediately, and light a candle over the biltong while taking care not to spill any wax over it.
You need to chant the following Afrikaans phrase 7 times now. “Jy weet nie wat ons weet nie, ek is nie n poes nie”
And if you’re lucky you’ll have a coco of your very own

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:53:39 No.40651

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>Go ahead, perform the summoning ritual, you will be rewarded with Coco of your own!

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:55:20 No.40652

>>40651
The devil isn’t South African doe

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:56:22 No.40653

>>40652
He always lies about himself

Zaryan 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:57:52 No.40654

>>40649
>>40651
>>40653
Religious people once again trying to deny you the right to your own coco. Sad reality we live in

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:00:03 No.41063

Did this work?

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:27:09 No.41065

>>41063
Doubtlessly.

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:28:05 No.41066

Are you South African? Is South Africa really such a niggerhell as people say?

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:33:30 No.41069

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>>41066
A century ago Whites had made up 22% of total population there.
Now Whites make up only 7%.
So, yeah, SA became a niggerhell.

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:35:28 No.41070

>>41069
that's why Coco is built for BBC

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:35:54 No.41071

>>41069
>78% of SA population before is niggers
No difference actually…

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:36:53 No.41072

>>41070
Big Boer Cuck? I agree

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:37:33 No.41073

>>41071
At least they were apartheided

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:38:12 No.41074

>>41072
Cuck? What kind of a fail is this

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:40:56 No.41077

>>41074
I don't fuck people under 18

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:41:48 No.41078

stop talking about colored cocks ffs

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:44:19 No.41079

>>41077
But cuck isn't the opposite to pedophile…

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:49:47 No.41081

>>41079
What are you talking about?

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 13:01:32 No.41086

>>41070
*BIC

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 13:02:02 No.41087

>>41086
Too late nigger

Zaryan 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:19:28 No.41115

>>41081
I guess you just mistyped in that reply

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:06:17 No.41224

this is satanic o algo… you can attract cocos by being a kind and interesting person and improving yourself

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:47:12 No.41228

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Sacrifice nigger children to summon Coco

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:48:19 No.41230

fakecel above me

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:48:48 No.41231

>>41230
i meant >>41224

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:49:14 No.41232

>>41228
This

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 09:56:18 No.41248

>>41231
Fail of the century.

Zaryan 10/02/24 (Wed) 10:27:37 No.41252

>>41224
tsmt and I'm not even christian