/zellig/ - Ongezellig

still mymy, don't overthink it.

Maya genuinely despises everyone around her. xhe's the most likely to get a mental breakdown of zoiets so realistically maya

Definitely maya

I know she's not a sister, but I'd still choose Vera, albeit at a more underwhelming scale than you'd expect. She's tired of the sisters' shit, and it's only a matter of time before she hears one 'schoolocaust' joke too many and finally takes her own life (and, with it, her rockstar dreams). Sure, none of the students will die, but their LIVELIHOODS will sure evaporate quick-smart, replaced with a lifetime of guilt, when the principal ushers everyone into the gym to deliver the news. What's more depressing than one life unfulfilled and replaced by guilty paralysis? A classroom of 'em.
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As for Maya snapping? Don't kid me. She's barely ever committed to anything in her life; do you really think that she, with her Ahh-Day-Day, could really co-ordinate another ER incident?

>>55999
Zellig trips

>>55999
Trvke, maya tried to cut xerself but didn't commit to it and a lot of other things.
Mymy I doubt would legitimately do it unless xer personally is still like that at 18

>>56001
True. It also depends on how much she resents the current students (and/or Vera, if she hasn't broken down)

imho

>>55975
Definitely Maya, she's moments away from enacting Total Normalkike Death, especially if she has nothing to lose or gets pushed way over the edge (otherwise she would just keel over and die)

gemmy thread

Problem with Maya doing it is that Coco observes her and keeps on trying to spend time with her, since they bike to school instead of driving there in a car Maya wouldn't have the chance to hide her weapon in car's trunk. If Coco felt that Maya acts suspicious she would probably investigate it, if she finds her gun then it's over, Coco would beat Maya up and take away her weapon to hide it or destroy it somewhere as she wouldn't want rumours spreading about her sister being Hitler's top schoolholocauster as it would also hurt her reputation

>>56022
Translated: Coco is a bitch

>>56017
how does it feel gooning with your shartyxisters

>>56022
wordswordswordsGODS cant stop saving the zarty, i knVVl…

>>56030
amazing
p.s. i am zoot btw

>>56022
Translated: Coco is the saviour of the White Niederlander race from the ugly, asocial and resentful autistic bruin larper

>>56022
Gonna add a little 'kaki to repent for wordswordswords

>>55975
Maya and Mymy are both potential school shooters, the difference is that Maya would shoot up an elementary school, while Mymy would shoot up a high school.
Coco couldn’t perpetrate a mass shooting because by the time she’d be planning for one, she would’ve already come to terms with whatever it was that made her upset. we all saw how quickly she apologized to Maya.

>>56074
she may have put up an act to get the presentation done
my impression is that she left it in the back of her head to think about later
if these accumulate over time she could actually snap
everyone thinks coco's the least likely person to do it
which only makes me more suspicious of her

>>56082
She plays rugby to to release bad emotions, so she's unlikely to snap

>>56107
Maya is the only one stupid enough to hoard all her emotions and hate inside of her, Mymy throws them out without thinking at slightest inconvenience

>>55975
maya, she has the most stereotypical background that most school shooters have

>>55975
Maya is more likely to cut herself, hang herself in the school bathroom, or jump off the school's roof than hurt others. If she were to kill people, it would be one or two at most, with a knife, and definitely not her sisters. She would target a random crowd or her sisters' friends. She's more likely to fail at it than to follow through.

Mymy doesn't have it in her to kill a lot of people face-to-face, but I think she would use a bomb, rather than a gun, because she runs away from her Japanese identity and prefers spectacle. It would take something big for her to do it, like her sister exposing her past to those around her.

Coco would be a shooter. She has a fixation with death, existential angst, and plenty of barely controlled anger toward others. All she needs is to lose her friends for long enough because of something like taking Maya's side on something extreme or being injured while playing rugby, and she would snap. At the mention of being an orphan and from anger over failing her presentation because of her, she dangled Maya, one of her two favorite things in the world, out of a multi-story window. This isn't to mention what Maya had done over the past year from the Maya Mails and Maya's Sweet 16, even if they aren't exactly canon. Out of any of the sisters, she is the one who has come the closest to committing murder and has the most cause for it.

>>56433
Fpe cord cord cord cord zoot its infected

>>56434
marge everyone uses cord

>>56435
are you serious or baiting? cord is used mainly by reelcattle, most degenerate part of post-2024 newfags and the 5th collumnists

>>56425
>Maya, one of her two favorite things in the world
…and what's her other favorite thing?

>>56437
i swear to fucking god no one fucking say it

>>56438
Mymy

>>56439
trvke

>>56437
It's what >>56439 said, what did you think about?

>>56442
Surprisingly, but it wasn't what you could imagine. I genuinely didn't understand what you implied by "one of her two favorite things in the world". Sorry for being a little bit retarded, I almost provoked a racebait, I know I shouldn't have done that.

mymy can easily get a real gun from kiki

>>56531
Yes, but would she actually use it? If she had a real one, Vera would be long dead

Maya is unstable but not at all violent, Coco is stable and has no reason except maybe drama, but valley girls never really go that far, Mymy is crazy enough she might actually do it. The list from most to least likely imo is as follows:

Mymy, Maya, Coco

Not to say any of them are likely at all to do it though. Side characters? Maybe Vera, and we don't know much about the classmates.