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The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.