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 No.31635

Coco:
>standard pretty blonde girl
>kind-hearted, good looks, nothing too special
>every other girl fits this mold
>no effort required (to find one, actually getting with one should be harder)

Mymy:
>extroverted Japanese girl
>okay, a bit more niche, but still doable
>history buff, but hey, that's not too uncommon
>just find any outgoing asian girl, if you really mind the hair, dye it
>still pretty straightforward

Meanwhile, us MayaGODS:
>Indonesian-Dutch-Indian mix
>black hair, green eyes, light skin
>somehow stunning, but also an isolated imageboard dweller
>literally the rarest combo ever
>finding someone with all these traits? good luck, lmao

Why do I get the hardest character to fan over? Coco and Mymy fags will never know my pain

 No.31645

Mayafag seethe thread, mymybros won

 No.31647

>Why do I get the hardest character to fan over?
We are truly the most opressed race

 No.31648

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>>31647
I will kms if I don't find IRL Maya in 6 years time

 No.31649

>>31648
Femcels are not a thing man. It's simply not possible to find something that doesn't exist.

 No.31650

>>31649
>femcels don’t exist because all women are dainty and pure and would never do something that mostly men do
this is elementary schooler logic, if you spent time on the Internet you’d very quickly realize that women have the capacity to be just as degenerate as men. there might not be quite as many weird women on the Internet as weird men, but they 100% exist and are plentiful.

 No.31651

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>>31645
mymy may have won over the zarty, but maya has two official comics and is the most polarizing amongst jewtube commenters. the game is in her favor

 No.31652

>>31651
Since maya is Massa's self insert that means she'll grow to hate her growing collection of non biological siblings and subsequently stop being a neet out of spite

 No.31653

>>31651
gem
>>31652
made me laugh

 No.31654

>>31650
Never said that, call me when you find one though

 No.31655

>>femcels don’t exist because all women are dainty and pure and would never do something that mostly men do
femcels don't exist because men like women more than women like men

 No.31656

>>31655
i thought by femcel he meant a female Internet addicted loser

 No.31660

in my life I have met literal hundreds of mayas and not one coco

 No.31661

you need to find a girl liek this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBrINLQakZg

 No.31662


 No.31677

>>31660
Where do you live? I'm moving there. Being a Maya isn't just a femcel, she needs to fit all the requisites listed in >>31635

 No.31678

>>31661
Again, not MAYA, just autistic. Maya has ADD you know

 No.31681

>>31677
there are gorillions of asian white mutts here, almost everyone male or female is terminally online and unable to hold a conversation for 2 minutes unless its about goonershit or internetslop

 No.31682

>>31681
like they arent just autistic they are literally mayas, a few of them definitely look like maya, they all smell like shit though

 No.31683

>>31681
tell me your location

 No.31684

>>31682
nothing a shower can't solve. Your location zaryan, now

 No.31685

>>31683
>>31684
seattle washington lil nigga
if you become homeless they will pay you $500 to come here

 No.31686

>>31648
femcels exist but they either troons, lesbians, asexual, aromantic or in any other way not that dream cute introverted attractive aryan loner gf that will fall in love with her aryan chud like yall imagine

 No.31688

>>31686
So femcels as we know them don't exist, case closed

 No.31711

>>31685
oh hell nah I ain't going to Seattle for some Maya action, monkey paws type shit

 No.31716

>>31686
I don't worry about that too much, that's the Mayan aspect I care the least about. I just need all the other qualifications, as long as she isn't extroverted it should match Maya >89%

 No.31722

>>31711
spending any amount of time around real mayas makes you realize how terrible they are actually

 No.31725

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>>31651
>Counting opinion of jewtube commenters as an authority
???

>>31660
This. MayaKIKEs are literally the inspired jewish-inspired
agents
of globhomo who work for the genocide of the White race thru racemix (Maya is a fucking gigamongrel trouwens).

 No.31727

>>31722
Meddies, also "real Mayas" have you looked at us.

 No.31735

>>31722
If it isn't good they were never a real Maya to begin with

 No.31769

Mymy:
Ducth Aryan who was framed as being Japanese by the Jews
Attempted a schoolocaust, would like to watch Brenton Tarrant edits with me
Racist and National Socialist

Maya:
Brown porn addict

 No.31773

>>31769
Maya is an Indo-European goddess with green eyes. Mymy is a retarded orange jap

 No.31775

>>31773
Mymy is brown and only has green eyes because she's a quarter White. Mymy is an Aryan with exclusively White features

 No.31776

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>>31769
>>31773
It's funny to watch maya/mymyfags cope and shitfling on this topic.

 No.31779

MayaGODS are the only ones in this thread who are spiritually white. They don't give a slightest fuck about what others think about their choice. They are not insects delegating all decision making to the hive mind. Their preferences need no justification. I don't care how much easy going Mymy or Coco are. All you have shown me is your weakness. You see Maya and think: "she so fucked up nobody can fix her." I can fix her. Nobody with your attitude has ever achieved anything. For a white man obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.

 No.31782

>>31779
maya wabag, well spoken fellow MayaGOD

 No.31785

>>31775
>Mymy is brown
Even MymyBROS admit it

 No.31789

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>ey ese… go oning at la computadora 24/7 es aryan o algo…. NOOOO COCO STOP BE OBSESSED ABOUT MI GET OUT OF MI ROOM I NEEDINGS TO SHLICK TO TRANIME O ALGO!!!!

 No.31790

>>31775
>Mymy is an Aryan with exclusively White features
This is delusional cope at the best and hidden argument for transexualism at the worst. You cannot change your genes at will.

 No.31793

^ obsessed with trannies award

 No.31794

>>31789
GGVVVVVVVVVVVGGG MAYAMUTTS OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS

 No.31797

>>31793
Mymy is a literal troon who tries to change her race instead of sex because she despises herself and her true nature. You can't make this shit up.

 No.31805

>>31797
Mymy is a pvre Aryan. The Jews fabricated a myth of her being Japanese to defame her as they know she is a threat to their ZOG.

 No.31806

>>31785
FUCK! I MEANT TO SAY MAYA IS BROWN, NOT MYMY

 No.31818

>>31789
Aryan godess.

 No.31833

>>31806
Blunder of the century right here guys

 No.31834

>>31789
Mutts are Aryans, lol.

 No.31837

>>31833
Freudian slip

 No.31850

up

 No.31874

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>>31776
Tsmt

>>31779
>spiritually white
I think you wanted to say something different..:
>Muh dunat look at my bruin skin color becuz ama aryan by speereet saar evenhoewel goonin on jeet minor is indian tradition

>>31805
Nope, she's just envying Coco for a known reason (her unapproachable Blond Nordic Whiteness makes ricepilled japkikefags seething).

 No.31876

>>31874
made me laugh award

 No.31877

>>31874
Although it is confirmed by soyentists that the swarthier your skin is, the more you like Coco. It's a compensation mechanism.

 No.31878

>>31877
After all, Coco is the BBC girl.

 No.31879

>>31878
She is most popular among latinxes for some reason

 No.31880

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>>31879
>Oy ese, Coco está construida para TMC, ¿no lo sabes? O algo asì nosotros somos negros

 No.31881

>>31879
you can't just force a show that has a tall, blonde white girl from south AFRICA in the soysphere and not expect soyteens to not use her for intense racebaiting. it's just not possible

 No.31895

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>Oy ese, Coco está construida para TMC, ¿no lo sabes? O algo asì nosotros somos negros

 No.31899

>>31877
If you are a self-aware White that not fond of racemix then you definitely shall love Coco. It's a simple biological rule.

 No.31902

Mymy is a spiritual troon (she tries to change her race just like a troon tries to change xer gender) and Coco is niggerlover while Maya belongs in the Indo-European master race and probably uses imageboards like the Zarty I really can't see the competition here

 No.31904

>>31899
It's not racemixing if you are man

 No.31907

>>31902
>She's aryan because she maybe larps on the Internet
MayaLORDS, I have disappointed in your cognitive abilities…

>>31904
Jewibberish.

 No.31908

>>31907
Completely dodged the other things that I said award

 No.31911

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>She's aryan because she maybe larps on the Internet

Admit it, Maya is the only sensible choice.

 No.31934

>>31907
She's Aryan because she's a green eyed Indo-European goddess, unlike the orange mongrel Mymy who's a fed

 No.31936

Coco is the best choice because she is white
I'm the only white EFL first worlder in this thread btw

 No.31939

>>31881
she was not built for any type of c actually. gooners please kill yourselves

 No.31940

>>31902
are you stupid? are you not very smart? literally 0 evidence suggesting maya uses any imageboards

mymy on the other hand fits the demographic (brown larper) almost perfectly

 No.31941

>>31940
Partially a trvthnvke but Mymy is Aryan, not a larper and definitely not brown. If you believe Mymy to be Japanese, you have fallen for Jewish lies

 No.31950

>>31941
She yells Japanese at Vera

 No.31957

>>31950
We japsterdamish are white か何か

 No.32003

>>31941
you are deluding yourself for no reason you should allow her to come to terms with her identity

 No.32005

>>32003
Her identity is White. She is a Dutch Aryan who is a threat to the Jews which is why the Jews lied and made up a myth claiming she's non-White

 No.32009

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>benito canales es aryan o algo

 No.32114

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>>32005
>Her identity (sic!) is White
First rule of MymyGOD: don't be bigot



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