No.73051
Alright watched through all of it, he doesn't really say anything other than saying
>Oy fucking vey
Everytime goonbait comes up, I did expect this guy to sperg out more but essentially his reasoning boils down to
>I don't like it because I don't like it
Diagnosis: SNCA
No.73052
>>73051A literal fucking 'jak, can't make this shit up. It just boils down to him hating it because he doesn't want to make any teens' clitties' leak. He degrades the name of Cobson by pumping out this vantanigger brimstone.
No.73053
In fairness, the english ai dub causes a lot of the nuance and detail to be lost, such as the intonation, cadence, delivery, as well as some parts being inaccurately translated.
No.73067
>>73053>t. shitson talksalso shitson is so young he doesn't even know what computer monitors used to look like kek
No.73068
>watching the slopdub
HWNBAGtalks brimming yet again
No.76484
>>76476<someoneWe all know you're shilling yourxelf
No.76557
>>76556
Least obvious bait on the Zarty be like
No.76560
>>76558Nevermind, just a spam
No.76561
Talkie fan here:
Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:
1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.
2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.
3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.
4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.
5. The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.
6. The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).
7. Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.
8. Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.
9. Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.
10. Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.
11. Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.
12. Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.
13. You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.
14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc
Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.
Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.
SoyQuote me if you agree.
No.76585
>>76561>ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etcSure.
6. (Cont) The pilot mainly revolved around Maya as she is the main character, but what would've gotten it more attention was if it shed more light onto the details of the world around them and especially if it added more depth to the other characters in the show. Because of this fundamentally flaw, the pilot is more like a short film rather than an actual pilot. Unironically Hazbin Hotel has a better pilot because it not only builds the world around them but gives people a lot of questions to ponder and theorize about about the characters and events (main show is still dogshit doe).
We literally know jack shit about most of the classmates in the pilot aside from their nationality (like how trannies create OCs with more focus on their sexuality or some other SNCA aspect about them).
7. (Cont) This is likely the case but we will never know for sure. I doubt Massa ever imagined he would get a far-right fanbase for his mildly interesting pilot. But from the expanded lore, he definitely matured, not into a leftycvck or what most would have it as.
There could be distain for the show since the show itself is a relfection of his edgy past.
13. (Cont) A lot of shows are like that but for ongezellig it's pretty clear Maya is a stand in for the average femcel (or just loser in general). It's like your average anime isekai protagonist but now you get more screen time of their miserable life and fucked up worldview.
TL:DR: the reason why we like this show is because of the character's relatability and no deeper reason (probably autistic obsession for some of us doe). Mymy is there for the chuds, Maya is there for the losers (niggas who can't get bitches and stack no paper) with Coco being the type of woman every man wants for himself.
No.76588
>>76585Read all of this and this is fact-checked to be trve
No.76782
>>76780wtf i don't remember her being in a white dress is this some weird in between frame shit or what i must be high nigga
No.76784
>>76782Her gooning attire
No.76795
>>76783coco looks so out of place here it's like she was edited in
No.76799
>>76783holy fuck… scary white dress maya doesn't exist
scary white dress maya:
No.76800
>>76799New 'Zellig creepy pasta?
No.76805
>>76799It's not a dress it's an oversized undershirt
No.76815
>>76805don't ruin it nigga
No.76816
>>76799No panties, just wearing a white tank top, no red and white socks, yup Maya was gooning alright.
Also I gooned to this image now and you Zaryans can't do anything about it.
>>76780right hand on her mouth (yes)
left hand on the table (also, yes but right after she gooned and heard Coco coming in)
No.76819
>>76816I don't think so, at least she should have panties, Massa is not a gooner.
No.84409
brimstone talks
No.84410
'cordson groomes will never be a gem
No.84411
cobsontalks is literally just doll (faggot) you retarded faggots