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 No.43329

This is the story of a 'teen named Zaryan.

 No.43330

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Zaryan worked as a federal officer 24/7 where he was employee number 1488

 No.43331

Employee number 1488's job was simple.
He sat at his desk in room 1488, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.

 No.43332

Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him how to defeat an argument, how long to keep the bait and datamining clueless autists

 No.43333

This is what employee 1488 did every day of every week of every month.
And although others might have considered it glow-rending.

 No.43334

Zaryan relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job, ate bugs and zaryan was happy.

 No.43335

And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change zaryan. Something he would never quite forget.

 No.43337

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He had been at his desk for nearly an hour, when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.

 No.43339

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No one has posted on this site, made a bait thread, or even say hi. Never in all his months at the zarty had this happened this complete stagnation.
Something was very clearly wrong.

 No.43342

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Shocked, frozen solid, zaryan found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office.

 No.43343

>>43339
thats everyday of zarty btw

 No.43344

>>43343
Now you've ruined the thread

 No.43345

>>43344
in the stanley parable the company turned out to be a evil company where it enslaves it workers

so continuing this thread would make zarty look like an evil company where they enslave zaryans to make zellig content

 No.43346

All of zarty posters were gone. What could it mean? Zaryan decided to go to the /zarty/ board, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

 No.43348

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When zaryan came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Left or right?

 No.43351

>>43348
Right duh

 No.43352

>>43351
This was not the correct way to the /zarty/ board, and zaryan knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he wanted to stop by the /qa/ board first, just to admire it.

 No.43354

File: 1729161007043.jpg (442.26 KB, 1080x783, kway.jpg)

Ah, yes. Truly a board worth admiring. It had really been worth the detour after all just to spend a few moments here in this incomprehensible, coally destructed board. Zaryan simply stood here, drinking it all in.

 No.43356

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But eager to get back to business, zaryan took the first open door on his left.

Left or forward?

 No.43359

>>43356
go backwards

 No.43360

>>43356
Go forward, never left

 No.43361

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>>43359
Unfortunately, backwards or any alternative choice doesn't count as an option, because it breaks the narrative and the meaning of the story. For example: flying over offices, becoming invisible, picking up a gun, becoming a giant, hiring a hooker in a closet, shit on the table and etc. And that's why I choose >>43360 option.
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Zaryan was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't banned months ago


Jump out and die or stand on the cargo lift?

 No.43362

>>43361
Shit on the cargo lift.

 No.43363

>>43362
>o algo
Take the cargo lift, no one here wants to make Zaryan Stanley ack

 No.43365

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>>43363
Look, zaryan, i think perhaps we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. I'm not your enemy, really, I'm not. I realise that investing your trust in someone else can be difficult but the fact is that the story has been about nothing but (You) all this time.

Jumping onto the catwalk from the cargo lift or stay?

 No.43366

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>>43365
catwalk

 No.43368

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>>43366
W-wha- really? I was in the middle of something, do you have zero consideration for others? Are you that convinced that I want something bad to happen to you? Why, I don't know how to convince you of this but I really do want to help you, to show you something beautiful. Look, let me prove it. Let me prove that I'm on your side. Give me a chance.

 No.43369

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Now, listen carefully, this is important.
Zaryan walked through the red door.

Red or blue?

 No.43370


 No.43371

File: 1729169495731.png (879.1 KB, 1280x716, red and blue.png)

>>43370
Aha, perhaps you misunderstood.
Zaryan walked through the red door.

 No.43372


 No.43374

zaryan is a nigger and doesnt want to go through the red door because niggers dont follow orders

 No.43375

File: 1729169946903.jpeg (62.1 KB, 1024x576, red door.jpeg)

>>43372
I still don't think we're communicating properly.
Zaryan walked through the

RED door.

 No.43376

>>43375
zaryan is still a nigger and doesnt want to go through the red door because niggers dont follow orders

 No.43377

File: 1729170271309.jpg (156.75 KB, 1865x1080, blue door.jpg)

>>43376
*Zaryan stands near the red door like a pillar not knowing what to do next but when he turned back and saw a blue door.*

 No.43378

>>43377
jerk off

 No.43381

>>43377
Take the red door, reject the blue(door)

 No.43383

>>43381
Oh, thank god, (You) are willing to listen to me. Do (You) see that I really have wanted (You) to be happy all this time? The problem is all these choices, the two of us always trying to get somewhere that isn't here running and running and running, just the way you're doing right now. Don't (You) see that it's killing us, zaryan? I just… i want it to stop. I would - we would both be so much happier if we just… stopped. And I think… well, I think I have a solution. Here, let me show (You).

 No.43384

File: 1729173181631.webm (813.83 KB, 720x720, calm.webm)

Hmmm… what do we want?
What are we looking for… hmmm?

 No.43386

>>43384
Here! Yes! Oh, it's beautiful, isn't it? If we just stay right here, right in this moment, with this place… Zaryan, I think i feel… happy. I actually feel happy.

 No.43387

*Suddenly, a strange door appeared from behind*

Go there or stay /calm/?

 No.43389


 No.43390

>>43387
Go there

 No.43391

>>43387
The /calm/erald seemed alluring albeit

 No.43394

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>>43390
No, wait… where are you going?
Oh no! Stay away from those stairs! If you hurt yourself, if you die, the story will reset! We'll lose all of this!

 No.43395

>>43394
Go to the stairs or go back?

 No.43396

>>43395
NEVER ACK
go back

 No.43397

File: 1729175207304.png (1.35 MB, 1024x1024, calm.png)

>>43396
There, see? This is what (You) want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving… we just have to stop moving.

 No.43398

>>43397
Go back to the stairs or stay here?

 No.43402

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>>43398
/calm/ win
Stay



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