No.43331
Employee number 1488's job was simple.
He sat at his desk in room 1488, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
No.43332
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him how to defeat an argument, how long to keep the bait and datamining clueless autists
No.43333
This is what employee 1488 did every day of every week of every month.
And although others might have considered it glow-rending.
No.43334
Zaryan relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job, ate bugs and zaryan was happy.
No.43335
And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change zaryan. Something he would never quite forget.
No.43343
>>43339thats everyday of zarty btw
No.43344
>>43343Now you've ruined the thread
No.43345
>>43344in the stanley parable the company turned out to be a evil company where it enslaves it workers
so continuing this thread would make zarty look like an evil company where they enslave zaryans to make zellig content
No.43346
All of zarty posters were gone. What could it mean? Zaryan decided to go to the /zarty/ board, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.
No.43352
>>43351This was not the correct way to the /zarty/ board, and zaryan knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he wanted to stop by the /qa/ board first, just to admire it.
No.43360
>>43356Go forward, never left
No.43361
>>43359Unfortunately, backwards or any alternative choice doesn't count as an option, because it breaks the narrative and the meaning of the story. For example: flying over offices, becoming invisible, picking up a gun, becoming a giant, hiring a hooker in a closet, shit on the table and etc. And that's why I choose
>>43360 option.
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Zaryan was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't banned months ago Jump out and die or stand on the cargo lift? No.43362
>>43361Shit on the cargo lift.
No.43363
>>43362>o algoTake the cargo lift, no one here wants to make Zaryan Stanley ack
No.43371
>>43370Aha, perhaps you misunderstood.
Zaryan walked through the red door.
No.43374
zaryan is a nigger and doesnt want to go through the red door because niggers dont follow orders
No.43375
>>43372I still don't think we're communicating properly.
Zaryan walked through the
RED door. No.43376
>>43375zaryan is still a nigger and doesnt want to go through the red door because niggers dont follow orders
No.43381
>>43377Take the red door, reject the blue(door)
No.43383
>>43381Oh, thank god, (You) are willing to listen to me. Do (You) see that I really have wanted (You) to be happy all this time? The problem is all these choices, the two of us always trying to get somewhere that isn't here running and running and running, just the way you're doing right now. Don't (You) see that it's killing us, zaryan? I just… i want it to stop. I would - we would both be so much happier if we just… stopped. And I think… well, I think I have a solution. Here, let me show (You).
No.43386
>>43384Here! Yes! Oh, it's beautiful, isn't it? If we just stay right here, right in this moment, with this place… Zaryan, I think i feel… happy. I actually feel happy.
No.43387
*Suddenly, a strange door appeared from behind*
Go there or stay /calm/?
No.43391
>>43387The /calm/erald seemed alluring albeit
No.43394
>>43390No, wait… where are you going?
Oh no! Stay away from those stairs! If you hurt yourself, if you die, the story will reset! We'll lose all of this!