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Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:16:47 No.38462

This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:19:10 No.38463

i think it implies that maya is built for BWC

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:23:13 No.38464

It means Maya’s hair is black from weeks of grease and oil built up in her hair, in other words, she does not shower.

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:25:33 No.38465

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Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:57:21 No.38469

I remember reading somewhere that this strip in particular is not canonical. Ergo, Maya is still a mutt with black hairs.

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:18:06 No.38473

>>38469
even though Maya not showering adds extensively to the bone-chilling a24 slowburn lore of Ongezellig
<reddit space
Think about it, Maya has no friends because she reeks. Her sisters just tolerate Maya's stench and are, somewhat, used to it. But their peers at school, they avoid her. There is a reason no one sits next to Maya. The smell would be unbearble.

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:31:40 No.38477

>>38473
She's 1/4 Indian after all

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:47:17 No.38482

>>38477
Maya is the diversity hire in the ongezellig production, representing 6 million different minorities

Zaryan 09/13/24 (Fri) 23:17:00 No.38496

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>>38462
>>38464
>scrotes dont know what red shampoo is

Zaryan 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:58:53 No.38641

>>38464
The obvious solution is to shower with her

Zaryan 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:08:30 No.38643

>>38641
who said there was a problem in the first place

Zaryan 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:24:45 No.38644

>>38643
this. it's not a bug, it's a feature

Zaryan 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:12:32 No.38649

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>this. it's not a bug, it's a feature

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 00:33:00 No.97146

>>38462
Maya has black hair, the Massa comics isn't canon ffs

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 00:41:47 No.97148

>>38644
>>38649
even though maya is canonically a cute turkroach

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 01:16:37 No.97149

>>97148
>cute turkroach
False, those don't exist.

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 01:19:31 No.97151

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>>97149
they do though, and this image proves it, look at how cute she is…

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 03:46:23 No.97172

>>38469
When asked about it Massa said "the most depressing explanation is probably correct" implying her natural hair color is actually brown.
<replying to a 10 month old post space

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 04:19:22 No.97177

>>97172
what a sad sack

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:55:59 No.97181

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Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 06:35:10 No.97183

>>97151
OMGSISAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:14:13 No.97193

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>>97181
This is what a nigger sounds like when it goes into heat.

Zaryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:21:03 No.97196

>>97181
Do niggers really…

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