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I always fuck it up no matter what Zaryan No.74772 Last Page
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Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).

My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.

Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.

18 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75275
Just trust in the Lord man. Your father'll come around eventually. I can't speak for him but if I had to guess I just think he needs time. As for your brother, just ignore him for now. If he wants to come around, let him. But just ignore him since he's only causing you bother. I'll keep you in my prayers man just hang in there. Much love n God bless Zaryan brother.
Zaryan No.75293
Just do what I did and give up on life. If you can't do anything, then you can't.
Zaryan No.75294
>>75293
Satan wrote this post
Zaryan No.75340
>>74781
nope, there is no reason to do that, if you hate your family so much just leave them

zellig desktop dancer Zaryan No.67150 Last Page
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i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.

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Zaryan No.75238
>>75236
Maybe he accidentally put a virus in it
Zaryan No.75239
the zarty dev should implement the dancers to the site doesnt seem too hard
Zaryan No.75254
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>>75239
They can't even fix the 'booru doe so that's that
Zaryan No.75256
>>75254
evendoe that's Zute being a SLF, so for this time it's not them but it's one fag

Zaryan No.75119 Last Page
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>I wonder what she's reading 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75168
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>>75120
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Zaryan No.75169
>>75168
I can only imagine what was posted
Zaryan No.75170
>>75169
I doubt it's anything worse than >>10208
Zaryan No.75171
>>75168
Do c*sworkcacas really?

Zaryan No.75013 Last Page
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Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be? 17 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75062
>>75059
No wonder she is struggling academically
Zaryan No.75130
>>75017
Trvke. Across the Sea and Why Bother are good contenders too.
Zaryan No.75132
>>75024
OH MY VOLK SISAAAA
Zaryan No.75144
>>75130
why bother even doe that would be weird for her to relate to

Zaryan No.69283 Last Page
Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg 71 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.75079
>>75078
just wait with gooning for confirmation
Zaryan No.75080
>>73251
Even doe older Hispanics are also the gayest of all old people
Zaryan No.75121
>>75078
this is literally how every dutch woman looks, sorry to break the news to you zaryan
Zaryan No.75131
>>69317
The majority of troons are South East Asian and Latin American, and if we're being real any black/brown woman would fuck a White man to live in Europe.
You are being decieved by the jewish agenda.

Zaryan No.75109
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old but gold pebblethrow
Zaryan No.75110
kino
Zaryan No.75128
romanian schizo bumo

Zaryan No.75084
MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!
Zaryan No.75087
naz vantablack brimstone eminating radiation
Zaryan No.75089
That's not Mymy retard
Zaryan No.75090
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>>75089
She looks like Mymy, you see the pattern!

Zaryan No.74861 Last Page
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Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off... In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all

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Zaryan No.74927
>>74926
The offsite has a collection of troons, shitter mostly, but we have ways of dealing with them, we keep them at bay.
Zaryan No.74951
>>74927
very well.
Zaryan No.74968
+=test=+
Zaryan No.75034
>>74917
Soyzellig gained longevity compared to other splinters because it offered something instead of just being slightly shittier sharty

Zaryan No.74639 Last Page
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if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick? 36 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74763
>>74761
brenton schmergstein
Zaryan No.74771
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>the words of Brenton Tarrant
Zaryan No.74825
>>74639
Koos so I could force him to fix the sharty before xe dies from AIDS
Zaryan No.74828
>>74825
Saved this thread award

Zaryan No.74368 Last Page
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>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74448
>>74397
They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
Zaryan No.74454
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>>>74397
>They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
Zaryan No.74481
It's gotten incredibly intrusive and cucked. You can't even post from incognito (which I always do). Haven't posted on datamine.xitter since froot enacted this gay shit. The only people left on the shitty are literal nucacas who don't see anything wrong with this.
Zaryan No.74482
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Zaryan No.69452
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Zaryan No.69453
>>69452
Maaaargeee
Zaryan No.74417
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ESLjartycucka: brippity brap
oldsoicvck: those who knowse 💀
Yoot: im introducing a new board called the yarty
XOOTrootchoot: blud off the yart pack
nugugus: aaaa agugu so cute i wishe a gugu
oldzartycuckanim: another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life
nupartybaboons: oyayayaya

Zaryan No.74379
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Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?
Zaryan No.74380
>>74379
Wasn't us, we actually got the thread moved
Zaryan No.74381

Zaryan No.74253 Last Page
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https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.74285
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>>74282
>The splinter is shitty because it does not spoonfeed me new posts with 48595849 pph and does not allow my pedophilia
Zaryan No.74287
>>74285
btw he's browsing here, just saying that (You) lost and the janny is aryan for deleting your posts geg
Zaryan No.74288
AND THE THREAD GOT MOVED TO NU/NATE/ GEG
Zaryan No.74305
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>youre so insufferable you fucking dipshit, posting loli is what made the sharty flourish have fun with your "gems" that arent even funny you piece of moralfaggot s-ACK!

Zaryan No.74004 Last Page
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zelligfanx here

i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again >yes

by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys

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Zaryan No.74103
Now make the doll into a ragdoll of mymy and make her scream and bleed accordingly
Zaryan No.74106
>>74103
On Scratch?? They'd shut it down more quickly than the mods here would shut down a frogcuck
Zaryan No.74123

>>74086
>3 free or cheap starter weapons, progression tree
i think the playstyles are not that meaningfully different to be a problem for player experience
the design is: earn enough cookies, buy what you want, no external variables like your tree level to think of
this is simple and works very well as an incentive to actually play the game, the fact that you can earn something instead of getting it right away is much more rewarding
and it's already like 600 cookies total to get every way to play, come on

>mult mechanic
total miss, i think what you mean is combo
farming big combos is not required to earn cookies quickly, one x10 pays just as much as ten x1s, even if you fail you earn the same
so the difference would be in how quickly you can hit the doll, in which case the lighter should be better after all
the reason you fail your combo a lot using the lighter is because it is balanced such that you couldn't put the doll in a corner and cheese big combos by doing nothing (althoughbeit with the sawblade you can still consistently hit x30s doing just that)
you have to follow the doll with your mouse or finger as it jumps around more chaotically each hit

combo was meant to be a skill mechanic, so that your best score is an achievement instead of just a statistic, and you could play and have fun even after buying everything
but because of this not all weapons were created equal, the only weapons you can reliably express your skill in are tap weapons, if other weapons were not nerfed by narrow timers they could easily get you x100+ with no skill, and that would defeat the whole point of achievement

>cues and the swipe hint
yeah i'll add the sound cues and change the hint to say hold & swipe instead, shouldn't take long

>>74094
geg i knew someone would do this eventually

Zaryan No.74148
make the ak do full auto otherwise its worse than the saw

Zaryan No.74121
New glistening 'udgunner
Zaryan No.74127
Is it this one?
Zaryan No.74135
>>74127
Ultra giga fail
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