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A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.
Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG >>135526
Theme for July 2026 - ONGEZELLIG VACATION >>138883
Theme for August 2026 - ONGEZELLIG 4 PANEL COMICS >>141651
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
This is for all the nuligs to learn, if you post Agugu remember to always just post one agugu with onme binky, THATS IT, i onece saw three agugus with one binky and two lemons it was so so so bad, so remember nuligs just one Agugu with one binky and thats it.
Some Xittertranny is actually writing and drawing the Ongezellig girls killing and eating each other. A new level of niggerbrimstonehell has been unleashed upon us.
How do we stop Xittergroids from ruining this show even further?
i`m just wondering how onion dwellers made up most of the Ongezellig community
fuck you stop being mean to agugu just because shes younger than you doesnt mean she cant read and she actually can read for your knownledge and shes very good at it (unlike you) and at least she doesnt come up with these VILE ideas because fuck you and stop being mean to her read my other thread because being rude and mean to people like agugu isnt going to get you into the kingdom of heaven and espically not whenever youre making these disgusting books about vera being a pedo because thtats very scary for agugu and you need to watch what you say on th einternet because one of these days youre going to say something bad to agugu and shes never going to forgive you because of how mean you are to her and everytime you go to sleep youll think of all the times you wronged her and why youre such a bad person. agugu writes books about eating stroopwaffles and stuff like that because shes nice and shes friendly and everyone loves her because shes cute and everytone things agugu is cute and if you dont think she is youre mean because youre bviologolicaly made to think shes cute but even that doesnt take awayu from the fact that you were just mean to her and that you shouldnt be and you shouldnt be mean to anyone like what if rens what your son that wouldnt be very nice would it now and what if someone told your baby agugu that she couldnt read whenever she could you would be very upset like me wouldnt you im on the verge of tears because people like you exist and you have nothing but hate in your heart and agugu doesnt because augug loves everyone because she knows theres hope int he world because she has hope and theres love in the world because she loves the world and i think you need to take some lessons from agugu because clearly you are satan and trying to corrupt her and stop her from achieveing her fullest in this world in the short time she has been alive she has done much more than you ever will and you should be ashemed of yourself and aplogize to agugu
Howdy! As you may have noticed, I have taken a little break from stickying threads to see if anybody would notice they were gone. Since I haven't seen anyone complain, I wanted to directly ask - do you still want gemmy oc threads to be stickied in /zellig/? The Zarty is for the Zaryans, after all.
Also I'll finally do some more oc myself. Life is good. Perhap a new request thread, a video game, pictures of me with Zoot... who knows.
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
Do you think the Schoppenboers live in the suburbs or in the city center and what kind of house do you think it is?
The only time we see the outside of the house is in sweet 16 and it’s clearly supposed to resemble an urban canal house. This isn’t canon exactly but it’s the most we have to go on for the exterior. We know the house has to have at least two floors, and has a garden behind the dining table.
I’ve been on funda looking at different types of Dutch houses and I think the ones they label geschakelde woning, the semi detached houses connected by garages, feel like the best fit to me because it can still kind of look like a canal house, has the space between the houses we see in the panel, and is suburban which to me makes more sense for them than urban. But I think a suburban row house could also work.
I don’t know much about Dutch housing so maybe I’m very wrong, what do you picture their house to be?
Since I go to the wageslave factory this Monday, what gaming laptop do I buy once I'm able to afford it? Or do I just build a PC? How?
CocoDIETIES won
MymyDIETIES won
MayaDIETIES won
Lets not divide ourselves between characters from the same show, especially since all of them are glistening zemeralds
OMGSISA, how can one be such a glistening zem?
MYMY VVQN BTW IF THAT MATTERS
Who is this nophono shooter maya from the wiki?
https://zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com/index.php/Shooter_Maya
Has anyone else seen that Maya doing self erotic asphyxiation in her room and found dead by Mymy video on Booru I genuinely almost gauge my eyes out
Someone legit put times and efforts to make that shit
Finally, a somethingburger?
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https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/unsociable-pilot/list?title_no=1169509&webtoon-platform-redirect=true
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Can't read it yet, I don't wanna install Webtoon on my phone, but what do you guys think?
Does anybaba have a video or photo of the 'zellig ad on a huge screen in a city?
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what would you do if you had a girlfriend but she was the most goyim cattle npc ever and all she talked about was jewish media, gossip, lies and forced you to watch niggerish tv series and spend money on goyimcattle products? would you rather be single or deal with a girl like this?
Have no idea who made this (found it on TT but not sure the OP actually made it) but it's a gem
If I did a sequel to Ongezellig, I would base it off of the Maya mail documents and the unused episodes, call it “Maya’s Mail,” and have it be documentary style show like The Office where the interview sections are from Maya where she recite the diary logs. At the end of the season, it would be revealed that Maya’s imaginary friends were the ones recording the interview sections and that she had been talking to herself all along.
One episode idea could be the Anne Frank musical episode and it could relate to that diary entry where Maya calls Anne Frank a “beta.” Maybe the project spirals into the class having to do a Musical and maya using this as an opportunity to become an actor and get acting friends from it.
Of course, there will be some changes to fit with Ongezellig episode 1 deels 1-6, however, I think these would be great changes overall.
Should I keys if I'm a dude who's shorter than Yfke (she's prb like 180)
>another callout post about xitter pedos wanting to rape tranime toddlers
Why do people genuinely use Discord? I tried to force myself to get used to that app and it's just really nothing burger ass app where all you can do is just chatting with a bunch of unconscious kids and sharing low-quality drawings. Like it's just really boring as hell.
I guess its identity is "concealed community where you can talk to people with same interest privately" but idk I'm maybe just too old for that shit. I can't be entertained by that app at all
It's incredible that a Cuban made a web series based on Cuba, with all the possible limitations, and Massa with his white privilege couldn't get past a pilot split into 6 parts that he released over the course of 3 years
Post old ongezellig media (pre update 130)
That one character from Lesbian Space Princess is getting Mymy variation
in every chud there are two wolves.
one hates niggers and shitskins and pajeets and kikes and sandniggers and meximutts and chinks and whatnot.
the other one is horny for ambiguous mixed race girls, especially eastern, cuz they feel exotic. also usually more trad in personality because the west hasn't corrupted them so bad yet.
which one dominates you more?
Can we actually identify the artist of this legendary drawing or at least track down when this was first posted? Prb it was originated from here since it's been circulating on Ongezellig community for years.
Someone already asked about this on Reddit (yeah sry for mentioning) but returned empty handed
Does anygugphonaldibeidoreoubcadi have an archive of ALL official zellig stuff?
Post Coco images
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
previous thread: >>6883
What was the best thing that's ever happened to you because of this show? I met the love of my life because of it.
https://garticphone.com/pl/016754C1
im starting the gartic phone at 18.00 central european time if you want to play
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
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Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
- What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
- How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
i contacted studio masa abaut buing ongezelig and abaut their plans for the show,
this is the email i got in response,
its sad that he doesnt want to continue working on ongazelic, or even sell it, so we wont get anything more.
all personal info subed with x for privacy
Hoi,
Aangezien dit project is afgerond zijn er van deze kant geen
toekomstplannen of mogelijkheden te vermelden en de auteursrechten staan
niet te koop.
Met vriendelijke groeten,
Studio Massa
On 2026-08-26 16:00, contact@studiomassa.nl wrote:
> NIEUW FORMULIER VERZENDEN
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> naam:x
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> e-mailadres:x
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> bericht:
> Beste, Mijn naam is x. Ik neem contact met u op omdat
> ik zeer geïnteresseerd ben in de mogelijkheid om samen te werken aan
> de voortzetting en verdere ontwikkeling van de animatieserie
> Ongezellig. Ik sta open voor verschillende vormen van samenwerking. Zo
> zou ik bijvoorbeeld geïnteresseerd zijn in het verwerven van de
> auteursrechten, maar mijn voorkeur gaat uit naar een samenwerking met
> u waarbij we gezamenlijk een nieuw werk kunnen ontwikkelen dat zich
> afspeelt binnen het universum van Ongezellig. Ik geloof dat er binnen
> dit universum nog veel creatieve mogelijkheden liggen en zou graag met
> u bespreken welke richting daarin het meest interessant zou kunnen
> zijn. Uiteraard ben ik ook benieuwd naar uw visie op de toekomst van
> het project en naar de mogelijkheden die u zelf voor een verdere
> samenwerking ziet. Als u hiervoor openstaat, zou ik het erg waarderen
> als u contact met mij zou opnemen via
> x. Ik licht mijn ideeën en
> mogelijke vormen van samenwerking graag persoonlijk verder toe. Met
> vriendelijke groet, x
>
> Formulier verzonden op website: www.studiomassa.nl
I'm not tryna ruin the thread
But could you give me some (You)s, I swear I’m not a glowfed
I’m just feeling so useless 'cause I’m braindead
I'm never doing the right thing, just stuck in my head
If you see me in the hallway, I won't say "Hi"
But if you find me on the Sharty, I'll be posting sometimes
Maybe we'll spam over baitposts and gems some time
And I've never had a friend, so it might be nice
But I can't take this presentatie, jeez
It's like the class is always out and always starin' at me
And if I say the wrong thing, they’ll draw me hanging by a tree
Always whippin' out their soyjaks when you cope and seethe
(But that's definitely me)
Next day, I'm biking the road
In my hood, it's my fault
My life's the worst story told
I'll be a NEET 'til I'm old
I write a page in my book
I'm just so misunderstood
I always think about them
And when my life felt good
I scroll the Sharty all night
It doesn't help me at all
I wonder, "What's it all for?
Am I the girl they abhor?"
And I know I can't afford
Watchin' them walk out the door
So I keep it to myself
And keep my feet on the floor
studio masa said that he would continiue working on ongezelig if he lost his 9-5 job as a animator.
if we where to dox him and find where he works we could try to do something so he would get fired and continiue work on ongezelig
Why did Mymy keep complaining about the day of the redo in deel 3?
What race is Maya?
Most ppl say she is indonesian or mixed indonesian-niderlandish due to the poster on the classroom wall + her skin colour
But for the sake of my sanity i belive she is 100% aryan and white it just is that her skin is bit darker (she got italian ancestry or smth)
- her eyes are green (unlike coco) and round (unlike mymy) which makes her aryan im my opion, and thus reproducing with her is not race mixing
Please reafirm my believe
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We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
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Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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Zaryans she is such a SISA just like Mymy, how do I personally marry her so she can say "yes" to marriage in Mymy's voice?
the enteriety of ongezellig is 23,58 minutes long (includnig outros) which makes it 1 415 seconds long.
hit polish TV show "klan" has 4727 episodes.
that means that for every second of ongezellig there are 3,34 EPISODES of "klan"
how does it make you feel zellig bros?
And behold, Maya, an angel of Hashem, descended from the heavens, clothed in heavenly light. And she said unto me, “Fear not, for thou shalt never walk alone.”
“For as Hashem gave manna unto Israel in the wilderness, brought water from the rock, and guided His people by fire through the night, so shall He provide for thee. Though thy path lead through wilderness and darkness, He shall not forsake thee.”
Then Maya broke bread and placed it into my hands, saying, “Hashem hath sent me as bread upon thy journey: to nourish thy hope when despair makes thee empty, and to remind thee always of Him who provides.”
“For Hashem remembers the forgotten, strengthens the weary, and hears the lonely. When thou canst not see Him, He is yet near.”
And the angel Maya embraced me, saying, “When thou believest thyself abandoned, remember that I walk beside thee by the will of Hashem. Rise, eat, and continue onward.”
Then she lifted her eyes toward heaven:
“Baruch Hashem, who provides our bread, guards our path, and leaves no soul alone.”
And her light remained with me.
In the mind of the normies, liking Ongezellig is a statement that you're a nazi, just as much being a porn obsessed AIDS ridden faggot signals you're a tranny
(As it should be)
The image is an actual template btw
playing the most zogslopped soytendo approved life simulator with no features and freedom award
suggest who i should add to zarty island
Every time i see art of maya shes either sad, angry, or experiencing some other negerivr emotion, i wanna see positive emotion now
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