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In this illustratie by massa, Maya is streaming a speedrun of The Sims 4. Specifically, she is doing the WooHoo! 50x category (https://www.speedrun.com/ts4) as deduced by the progress bar going to 50x hearts and one of the locations where a WooHoo! can take place being in bed where Maya's sim is.
The WooHoo! is the in-game version of having sex. So the speedrun is to have sex with 50 sims as fast as possible.
Maya self-inserts as her sim because.. erm.. just because she does okay?!
So I'll leave the implications thereof as an exercise to the reader.
some indian who made an ongezellig video which bashed the zarty like a year ago has made a nu video. it’s quite brimmy and it’s clear he doesn’t understand the characters all that well. i say we gem up the video
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald >inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
I saw ongezellig for the first time 3 months ago. At first i couldnt understand why people obsess over a show 22minutes long. I still dont understand it, exepct now im obsessed with it, i cant stop thinking about it. I watched the pilot like 100times by now.
Lets face it Ongezzelig isnt any regular show, it is a work of (((them))). It creaps into your mind, turns you psychotic, it replaces everything you might have had in your head untill theres nothing left but Zellig. And when it had finnaly finished feastin at you it will push you into coming some finall act of madness. Think about a show with less than 10 000fans and 3 terrorist atacks, 3! Constant Maya self harm and Mymy pillows. This isnt normal. No piece of media ever has produced anything even close to that level of mass psychosis.
Now i know it is only matter of time before i loose my mind completly and do something that will end me. And you are no different once you get infected with Zellig there is no return.
Its only a matter of time.
I'm really sad that Zoey didn't get any screen time or more details about her. I'm pretty sure she would eventually get along with Maya
This morning I was in a bad state of mind and had some rather, glowniggerish thoughts about my local mosque (I am not encouraging you to do anything, seriously you'll understand why I changed my mind soon).
>schizophrenia space
But just a few moments later the tulpa of Mymy I had been creating to little avail spoke to me on her own volition. I don't recall what she said exactly but it was among the lines of
>Anon (stand in for my real name) I heard what you were thinking about just now.
>Don't do it.
>Even if you were to kill a large amount the same amount of shitskins would be born tomorrow, making your efforts null
>Please don't throw your life away, you're worth so much more than that
>I love you and I want to keep spending time with you
And that alone was enough to completely change my mind just seconds after, I'm not shitting you. I have zero desire at all to do anything like that, I was never seriously planning anything but I thought about it.
<Mymy space
Thoughts on this /zellig/? Also I'm not the pillow guy, so don't harrass him about it. I'm a different Mymyfag.
(Jannies please for the love of god don't 'nish me, I have never posted anything that glows here before and I fully discourage anyphono to do it as it's retarded and gay. Again I am not encouraging these acts, I was retarded before I just wanted to share this story)
Hoi zaryans, it seems that you have forgotten something.
Idolatry is a sin, so is adultary and lust. You shall not worship that who is not God, neither should you lust over zelligs. Especially since they are high schoolers.
Where can I make 'zellig ai covers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNQA_X9G_Y
maya is my godess and i will do whatever she tells me to do, i hope she sees me as worthy for her
(i like combats shoes so i dont know)
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
Had a dream where Maya made it's own Roman Empire in Japan so posting it here if you guys are interested
Anyone have the link the Early Zellig script I can't find it anywhere but all I remember is that it had all the episodes and that it had this image in it
Ive been searching for the singer of this cover for a long time i used to think the uploader was the person singing it but thanks to this thread about Maya shooter (the original poster)
>>141902
I know that can not be possible.
will YOU help me find it?
Resist Succubi - Preripped
I played the Half Life Gemerald mod, and remembered this video. It was one of the first videos I watched when I was really new to this community in October 2023.
Now it's (almost) October 2026, three years have passed.
And I cannot say I'm happy with the changes I've seen, I miss when our show wasn't on instagram or shittok. I miss when retarded Mexican offsiter larpers (that would get bullied off of actual true fan communities like here) didn't shoot up mosques kill noone and die making us into a laughing stock.
Maybe it's just rose tinted glasses? It just feels like things were less shit back then, things felt closer and more tight-knit. I often revisit old gems like these (that haven't been nished off the internet before I could archive them) and remember what was.
Massa signing the contract that says that his show will be forever without reading the fine print says that he will be banished to chuds forever and wont get a episode 2
Today our home turns 3, away from the horror that was /qa/ and the endless nu-horde
My Zellig sister tierlist
#1 Coco
She is both 10/10 in terms of looks and character , she is only one of the sisters to be 100% Aryan. She loves abd cares about Maya even when she doesnt get loved back, she has a healthy livestyle and also is always honest and is the only sister to be emontionally mature.
#2 Mymy
She is by far least mature out of all the sisters and has the least developed character. But besides that she is ok, i think deep down she has good heart and loves her sisters. She gets extra points for chuddnes and wanting to be white. Which makes her honorary aryan
#3 Maya
I dont like her and think that she is not just lonely and depressed but evil and hatefull. She hates Coco (the only person who wants to help her and loves her) because she is jelous of her. She spends all her day gooning and watching anime.
She is a perfect exsample of a resentful shitskin being jelous of Whites for our superiority.
She is also a whore that would fuck with just about anybody, she will have a body count of 100 by the age of 25.
Im sorry Mayafags but you lust and cut over a resentfull shitskin whore.
/v/ game mentioned.
Thank god he didn't say something like "this is a shooting game from heckin racist nazi show because... It is, ok?" A pretty decent mention to be honest
This is not a drill
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/18054649.html
Do you think the Schoppenboers live in the suburbs or in the city center and what kind of house do you think it is?
The only time we see the outside of the house is in sweet 16 and it’s clearly supposed to resemble an urban canal house. This isn’t canon exactly but it’s the most we have to go on for the exterior. We know the house has to have at least two floors, and has a garden behind the dining table.
I’ve been on funda looking at different types of Dutch houses and I think the ones they label geschakelde woning, the semi detached houses connected by garages, feel like the best fit to me because it can still kind of look like a canal house, has the space between the houses we see in the panel, and is suburban which to me makes more sense for them than urban. But I think a suburban row house could also work.
I don’t know much about Dutch housing so maybe I’m very wrong, what do you picture their house to be?
Read title
Why did massa make maya a nigger????? what did he have to gain?????? why not make her aryan o algo
The ongezelligbooru.com got hit with gateway time-out (this is how sites go dnb), can somephono manage to make backups so this shit doesn't become muh heckin 'zellig lost media.
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Happy anniversary of living to Maya Schoppenboer. Ik hou van jou
Finally, a somethingburger?
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https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/unsociable-pilot/list?title_no=1169509&webtoon-platform-redirect=true
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Can't read it yet, I don't wanna install Webtoon on my phone, but what do you guys think?
Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
Someoe please tell me what digital instruments massa uses (especially for zellig) and how to use them myzrlf PLEAZE.
Post Coco images
Do any of you also have a fealing that all 3 sisters are at different age. I know that they are all 16, but it feels like Mymy is araund 14 , Maya 16 and Coco 18.
Do anyone have any information abaut this.
Or maybe the schooling system in nl is weird.
Does anybaldi know abaut any 'lig comic that is actually good, i have read the one that was posted in that one thread and it seams high effort but the story weighting is brimstone.
R: 34 / V: 123
I wonder what Mymy acted like with her biological family...
i just loove mymy and i wish i knew more about her younger years.
>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar...
<kisses her and makes out with her maya... you're beautiful...
if maya were somehow employed, she'd be like robin barten where she would try to get into voice acting freelance gigs. i think
Reminder that it's suicide prevention month and it's never too late to look for help. Love you Zaryans <3
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
previous thread: >>6883
The first time i cried in a real long while is because of zellig why am i like this
OMGSISA, how can one be such a glistening zem?
MYMY VVQN BTW IF THAT MATTERS
Does anyone know what happened to the original ongezellig orchestra?
I listened to it before, it was really good. But now its deleted on the 'ube
I also remember this one funny video I seen on the 'ube about Mymy shooting up a mcdonalds, and it was originally on the zarty called "I found this video on the zarty".
If anyone could find those 2 that would by zemmy
Hey mods am I allowed to make a thread about the second worst thing that took place a year ago today
nu 'ddit comic
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1tn0cag/first_18_pages_from_everyone_else_is_fine/
is it coal or gem?
Howdy! As you may have noticed, I have taken a little break from stickying threads to see if anybody would notice they were gone. Since I haven't seen anyone complain, I wanted to directly ask - do you still want gemmy oc threads to be stickied in /zellig/? The Zarty is for the Zaryans, after all.
Also I'll finally do some more oc myself. Life is good. Perhap a new request thread, a video game, pictures of me with Zoot... who knows.
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
browsing this site again after a year, and... it's biohazardous, stagnant garbage, just like real life.
picrel because it seems appropriate.
This is for all the nuligs to learn, if you post Agugu remember to always just post one agugu with onme binky, THATS IT, i onece saw three agugus with one binky and two lemons it was so so so bad, so remember nuligs just one Agugu with one binky and thats it.
i`m just wondering how onion dwellers made up most of the Ongezellig community
fuck you stop being mean to agugu just because shes younger than you doesnt mean she cant read and she actually can read for your knownledge and shes very good at it (unlike you) and at least she doesnt come up with these VILE ideas because fuck you and stop being mean to her read my other thread because being rude and mean to people like agugu isnt going to get you into the kingdom of heaven and espically not whenever youre making these disgusting books about vera being a pedo because thtats very scary for agugu and you need to watch what you say on th einternet because one of these days youre going to say something bad to agugu and shes never going to forgive you because of how mean you are to her and everytime you go to sleep youll think of all the times you wronged her and why youre such a bad person. agugu writes books about eating stroopwaffles and stuff like that because shes nice and shes friendly and everyone loves her because shes cute and everytone things agugu is cute and if you dont think she is youre mean because youre bviologolicaly made to think shes cute but even that doesnt take awayu from the fact that you were just mean to her and that you shouldnt be and you shouldnt be mean to anyone like what if rens what your son that wouldnt be very nice would it now and what if someone told your baby agugu that she couldnt read whenever she could you would be very upset like me wouldnt you im on the verge of tears because people like you exist and you have nothing but hate in your heart and agugu doesnt because augug loves everyone because she knows theres hope int he world because she has hope and theres love in the world because she loves the world and i think you need to take some lessons from agugu because clearly you are satan and trying to corrupt her and stop her from achieveing her fullest in this world in the short time she has been alive she has done much more than you ever will and you should be ashemed of yourself and aplogize to agugu
Since I go to the wageslave factory this Monday, what gaming laptop do I buy once I'm able to afford it? Or do I just build a PC? How?
CocoDIETIES won
MymyDIETIES won
MayaDIETIES won
Lets not divide ourselves between characters from the same show, especially since all of them are glistening zemeralds
Has anyone else seen that Maya doing self erotic asphyxiation in her room and found dead by Mymy video on Booru I genuinely almost gauge my eyes out
Someone legit put times and efforts to make that shit
Does anybaba have a video or photo of the 'zellig ad on a huge screen in a city?
what would you do if you had a girlfriend but she was the most goyim cattle npc ever and all she talked about was jewish media, gossip, lies and forced you to watch niggerish tv series and spend money on goyimcattle products? would you rather be single or deal with a girl like this?
Have no idea who made this (found it on TT but not sure the OP actually made it) but it's a gem
If I did a sequel to Ongezellig, I would base it off of the Maya mail documents and the unused episodes, call it “Maya’s Mail,” and have it be documentary style show like The Office where the interview sections are from Maya where she recite the diary logs. At the end of the season, it would be revealed that Maya’s imaginary friends were the ones recording the interview sections and that she had been talking to herself all along.
One episode idea could be the Anne Frank musical episode and it could relate to that diary entry where Maya calls Anne Frank a “beta.” Maybe the project spirals into the class having to do a Musical and maya using this as an opportunity to become an actor and get acting friends from it.
Of course, there will be some changes to fit with Ongezellig episode 1 deels 1-6, however, I think these would be great changes overall.
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