Ongezellig
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would and should she abuse it?
would she take revenge on her sisters for making her so ongezellig?
would she do something else...? 7 replies omitted.
oh yeah YOU KNOW WHAT YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maya with godlike powers would put this video on Coco's PC
She would turn her genes into 100% R1b and marry me and raise a happy 100% White family with me (confirmed in leaked Massamail)
marge
one of my best skills is pattern recognition though
Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys..... heh...... well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no... instead... heh...... im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya........... fauci she makes me feel so cute..... i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.
'zellig WON.
27 replies omitted.She would kill maya for being a barbaars belg and spare coco because shes the only one who gave an applause to her presentation
maya would accidentally dodge all of mymy's reusable bullets or something though because despite hating her life maya can't die for some cosmically unexplainable reason relating to lovecraft of zoiets
If anything, she'd kill her for altering the presentation, not for stopping her from presenting it
Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.
This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.
Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.
2 replies omitted.I feel the exact same way, I also joined in around the same time. This be the last gemerald of the internet, nothing else online interests me anymore and once this has run its course, I'll leave the internet behind, but the time being I enjoy every day of it.
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yeah definitely a raspy incoherent voice when she's under the influence
Apart from being technologically illiterate, she's far too well-adjusted for that
>obsessed gringo made mi goonable afriBRAPner no bien goon materialé
Zarty is just like 6 cord servers pretending to be organic posters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less. 19 replies omitted.
what kind of insult is goonfish supposed to be? why are you calling me a fish for gooning?
>and resolve to jerk it less
Shut the fuck up you ESL Negroid groyper with your dirty Jeet faggot mindset "SAAR!! DONT JERK OFF TO DUTCH INDIE CHARACTER SAAR!!!"
I may have done something wrong here
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And speaking of, my video got more attention here by the link than the rest.
>hell nah there's a lot of russian hieroglyphs
>>discord.com
>BLEED OUT FOODIST!
Many such cases.
ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not
Hello my fellow zaryans
kinda weird to say that... not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like... well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will
this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do
Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
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oh i'm a selfish little fuck, like not sharing stuff with others like having fun. also i feel terrible my face is killing me and yet there's not much that can be done about it bless you all
>if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
No one wanted to hear spergy prepubescent Russian accent anyway zaryan, but thanks for the disclaimer.
>Lel nobody wants to goon to the voice of an underage russian kid
Evendoe I want
>inbefore belarusian award