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Zaryan No.77481 Last Page
What would he look like without glasses? 4 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.77488
>>77481
Average soyteen look
Zaryan No.77490
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Zaryan No.77494
>>77490
the eyes should be round
Zaryan No.77497
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>>77481
>I cant see without my glasses

Zaryan No.77391
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Is he right?
Zaryan No.77393
ZUUUUUUUUUUUTE hack them NOWWWWW kill and rape froot please
Zaryan No.77397
Made it up award

Zaryan No.32153 Last Page
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'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
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Zaryan No.77272
My question is why? What was the purpose in the end?
Zaryan No.77273
>>77272
It's like building sandcastles, you do it for the sake of doing it
Zaryan No.105617

>>73398
>>75839
I guess, it really. Doesn't. Matter, huh?
All of these years, there was no point, and no purpose, to all of the posting, all of the bumping, all of the saving, defending, creation of gems or all of the singular moments spent caring about 'zellig.
It hurts to have the illusion broken, surely, but it aches to know that some of the lowest life-forms on Earth have just been vindicated, proven correct in the face of old fans who had the heart to care infinitely more about this show than anyone else ever could.

Going back in time to realize that Massa never posted his show on 4chan, it was a fan.
Mymy's untermensch speech is ultimately referring to her schoolmates about being class representative over them, and so is her schoolocaust one.
(Like us) Maya is poisoned by the internet, and she highly likely has developed a degree of bisexuality, and has learned how to cut herself, even if she doesn't actually act on either one of these ideas. Maya is also not Indo as thought for several years, but some mixed race abomination I forget the exact percentages of.
Coco is friends with a nigger, and Massa has declared her parents cause of death as "car crash" instead of being blunt with the reality of deadly farm raids in South Africa.
Even if Massa edited his show to be producer-friendly, and holds different views in his heart (yeah right,) it's still a mark of cuckoldry that his true fans have to bear, and nobody else.
Someone brought this up, and its that Massa also, even if is not into MLP anymore, has still repurposed it into the artstyle of Deel 1/2. It's minor, but still.

So with all this in summary, 'zellig is just a dutch normie show with a hiccup of "2016 based" stuff.
But I'm disappointed and disgusted with this news first and foremost, it's what brought me here, that Massa would not just allow "MTF" tranny freaks to animate his girls but also not subtly at all leave its disgusting tranny artstyle mark on how the girls look. I knew this was true instantly, see the facial expressions in Deel 6, Maya's particularly, and how they are feel a bit off?
It's awful, its horrible, I can't bring myself to watch 'zellig again. Not after knowing what's behind it, not after taking a closer look at everything personally, not after an honest and impartial re-evaluation and dismissal of habitual obsession.
I look at my 'zellig folder in disgust, realizing that every. single. artist. even the good ones, have drawn or done stuff that doesn't sit well, at all. Even my favorite ones from years past, all guilty. And now I can't enjoy anything, because of this bad apple association.
Just because 'zellig is intrinsically a part of /qa/ and the like doesn't feel like enough any more, it seriously feels like we've slapped a swastika on a tranny meme out of spite and called it ours, not to mention how badly 'jakking is dead. That's how it feels in 2025.

Everyone on Earth would be better off if 'zellig didn't exist.
Really, Massa would've saved 6+ years of his life, and transmuted his autism into something that would have actually benefitted himself instead of burning out so hard he needed to hire trannies to cuck him.
All his fanbase would have most likely remained Dutch, and there would be less cancer in Massa's circle because of successful gatekeeping, which is the only thing that keeps communities from collapsing or enjoying various degrees of discord (get it?)
Thousands of international 4cucks, and soyteens wouldn't have become unhealthily obsessed with a show that really did want nothing to do with them, even if they were a majority at one point.
There would be no spirit of Maya, Mymy, or Coco for lonely men to crave (although there's no shortage of fictional wives to choose from on the internet)
About 100 people across all time wouldn't become SO disassociated with reality to the point of wanting to learn Dutch, dreaming of the 'zellig girls, bumping and creating 'zellig threads all day, and being physically hurt at the knowledge of the show becoming a confirmed forever dnb among many extremely unhealthy other things for years on end.
(some of the above, I myself am guilty of)

'zellig wasn't meant to be shown to the sharty, it wasn't meant to be shilled by a drunk /qa/ poster on 4chan, it was never supposed to be Americanized as a whole and this awful combination of English shilling had finally reaped its fruits in the form of endless hordes of discord and twitter normies and trannies by 2024.
I understand gatekeeping much better, and that media on the internet is basically like land in real life, where failed gatekeeping and mass migration of incompatible people will result in destruction, one awful way, or another.
Soyjaks are dead too, for a reason again like 'zellig but simply on its own: failed gatekeeping, and soy culture has basically been completely inverted into a jewish abomination of never before seen antimatter that would vaporize 2020 soot.
Gatekeeping may be impossible, anyways...
One good place to be on the internet, genuinely a single place, does not exist. Not a single person or thing fits the missing piece, not anymore, not after you look closer at what your actually putting into yourself.
Some thoughts are too tough to put into text right now.
Accept the truth about everything.

I'm aware that someone somewhere may have lamented like this before. Good, whatever.
Lesson learned, and
With love,
Goodbye

Zaryan No.105931
>>105617
Goodbye fellow Zaryan

Zaryan No.28256 Last Page
Xhey pulled the plug 42 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.28325
>>28321
but if youre serious please dont lose your life for a dutch webtoon website or something
Zaryan No.77253
There will be a new thread btw actually
Zaryan No.77254
>>77253
geg
Zaryan No.77259
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>There will be a new thread btw actually

Zaryan No.77151 Last Page
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Well guess what niggers, soytroons nuked the 4chan so I'm using this shithole to showcase my zellig porn
/co/ lost /qa/ won 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.77195
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>Oh I was a /co/pedo
Zaryan No.77222
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Zaryan No.77225
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Zaryan No.77226
brimstone thread turned into gemerald thread

looking for a zem Zaryan No.77051 Last Page
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Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have it 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.77054
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>>77052
>>77053
thank you, have this in return
Zaryan No.77055
>>77054
Kill yourself
Zaryan No.77056
>>77054
you are not me nigger
Zaryan No.77057
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>>77056
It's probably the /co/pedo, anyways

Zaryan No.74601 Last Page
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oekaki request thread, ill oekaki zemmy ideas, im not oekakigod btw
>what a fucking belgian 23 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76938
>>76934
agugu in angry birds but you stretch her cheek to launch it
Zaryan No.76941
>>76826
Maya wouldn't correct them she would've just taken the sandwich
Zaryan No.77015
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>>76869
the battlefield is her shooting range
Zaryan No.77016
Maya, Coco, and Mymy in the Guhrka firing squad killing 'jeets in the Jallianwalla Bagh massacre circa 1919. (I advise you too look at photographs or movie clips to get the correct scene, as the structure of the courtyard were the 'jeets were congregating played a significant role on why so many died. "I told my troops to not stop firing until their ammunition ran low.) Its a really interesting massacre, and I suggest you read about it on Wikipedia.

Zaryan No.76646 Last Page
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what would coco say about these clips? 26 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76919
>>76916
Why do artists care about hands and feet? Back in those days stickmen was the prime art, nobody gave a fuck, I bet if anyone draw a stickman version of Ongezellig it would still be better than AI slop nowadays.
Zaryan No.76924
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>>76916
>not drawing hands and/or feet
It's nice but the blood looks very weird, it should pool in more from the sides
Zaryan No.76925
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>>76919
Why do artists care about hands and feet? Back in those days stickmen was the prime art, nobody gave a fuck, I bet if anyone draw a stickman version of Ongezellig it would still be better than AI slop nowadays.
Zaryan No.76927
>>76924
Thank you for this information. I shall use it for my next drawing.

Another message from Leakage Zaryan No.76785 Last Page
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Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.

P.S. If my English looks really choppy, it's because I used Google Translate. If anyone has a better translator, please let me know.

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Zaryan No.76809
>>76808
It's not a matter of execution, it's the fact that massa has made it extremely clear he has abandoned the project and the voice actors don't want anything to do with it. It literally could not continue
Zaryan No.76810
>>76809
The entire point of this hoax was basically just “What if Massa was lying about the cancellation of Ongezellig, and was secretly still working on it” to give the fans that believe Ongezellig is coming back a false sense of hope. I'm fully aware that Massa will never bring it back, this was, like I said, meant to give the delusional (and I truly do mean delusional) fans a false sense of hope because it's funny (to me at least).
Zaryan No.76882
>>76785
Half-Life 3 is more likely to happen than Ongezellig Deel 7
Zaryan No.76888
>>76882
HL3 is coming out just another decade valvebros

Zaryan No.76666 Last Page
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opinions on mexiaryans? 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76668
shitalians mog
Zaryan No.76669
>>76666
Argentina won the country war
Zaryan No.76702
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>>>76666 (OP)
>Argentina won the country war
Zaryan No.76836
>>76666
'Mexiaryan' is an oxymoron

Anti - Zaryan No.76571 Last Page

I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope

Talkie fan here:

Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:

  1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.

  2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.

  3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.

  4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.

  5. The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.

  6. The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).

  7. Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.

  8. Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.

  9. Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.

  10. Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.

  11. Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.

  12. Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.

  13. You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.

14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc

Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.

Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.

SoyQuote me if you agree.


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Zaryan No.76637
>>76636
Does he know?
Zaryan No.76638
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>Alright I think I should wait for the mutts to reply and I'll respond to you eurokikes when I feel like giving an ounce of care
<shartycuck space
<shartycuck space >Baiiiii sssiiissssssttteeers
Zaryan No.76659
>calls us pedophiles
Frqqts strongest projector
Zaryan No.76813
zelligxisters can't help but bite every bit of bait that they see

Zaryan No.76703 Last Page
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>OH MY SINTERKLASS I JUST LOVE COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO MY CAPTAIN KOEK BODY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76714
>>76713
meds you are not a pillow
Zaryan No.76715
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i wish i was a pillow
Zaryan No.76717
>>76710
yea coco hug me as a brown African pillow
Zaryan No.76984
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>>76717
Shut up.

Zaryan No.76468 Last Page
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new toss 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76695
>>76686
this isn't /qa/, negan is a fable at this point
Zaryan No.76696
>>76695
>negan lost
>circling back to the OP of the thread
Oh my heckin' media literate storytelling
Zaryan No.76697
>>76696
OP foreshadowed my reply or something
Zaryan No.76699
>>76695
It's up there in the overarching zaryan mythology of defeated butthurt faggots

Zaryan No.76653
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zelligs i did on spray paint
Zaryan No.76654
>>76653
Zems
Zaryan No.76656
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drew this on the same server as OP
Zaryan No.76698
i kneel

Zaryan No.76158 Last Page
Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists. 26 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.76548
>>76542
it's as good as any other iceberg, except that it's taking an incredible amount of time
>Sorry guys I am cancelling the iceberg due to burnout
Zaryan No.76549
>>76548
we cancelled our iceberg too GEG!
Zaryan No.76552
>>76548
icebergs YouTube videos are for white cucks like Massa who complained about muh burnout and abandon zellig like the white cuck he is
Zaryan No.76553
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>doing a history iceberg
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