Ongezellig
IAZ and soft NAZ
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Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese 6 replies omitted.
They cannot comprehend being racist without getting canceled and doxxed
Her direct matrilineal ancestor married a Dutch merchant in the 1600s, which is where her love for Dutch men comes from
if you are not lactose tolerant you can't drink raw either
but maya could be lactose tolerant due to her dutch ancestry from the father
i don't know about mymy, maybe she drinks kefir like mongols do to become lactose tolerant
um snopes fact says that aryans have to pay the mossad tax before they are born so therefore she chose to be born nigger
dull boys
It was good while it lasted
I don't obsess enough outside of here to know who xhe is
maya watermelon:
>literally when you try to talk to them they'll scream 'MUH RAPE!'
only if you are ugly though
use deodorant
put on nice clean clothes
wash your hair and face
brush your teeth
Me cry
I wonder if Massa will keep paying for the template on YouTube, he did this year
>Me cry
xhe is cute
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 9 replies omitted.
why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so... relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.
Mayagods am i the only one like this?
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