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Can someone draw a PEEB Maya jesus for me for a history presention? or really any one from Ongezellig.
Kan iemand een PEEB Maya Jezus voor me tekenen voor een geschiedenis presentatie? Of eigenlijk iemand van Ongezellig.
will massa use the sister ever again even for a wholesome r/marvelstudios type cameo or is such a pitty slvtt for bbc that he will pretend that he the last 7 years of his life never happened
anyone else like non-canon / maya's sweet 16 / mayamail maya more than canon / pilot maya?
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mayamail/mayamail-1/viewer?title_no=1032992&episode_no=1
someone on feddit released a comic strip that completely repeats Maya's diary
recreated the shittiest "dream" (more like vision? or daydream) i've ever had
Would maya be one of those feminist foids who always bitch about "Men are trash" considering how much of a heccin 24/7 terminally onlinerinos NEET xhe is
I feel like I've noticed something about Ongezellig that nobody has really brought attention to or talked about since its release.
People like to paint this picture that Maya is a mentally ill freak (ADD aka Autism Denial Disorder, Anxiety, Depression) amongst mentally healthy peers, when that isn't really the case.
For example, Coco may seem like a caring, loving, happy individual and well... she is, but have you noticed that she seems to desperately want validation from Maya? Coco stays suffocatingly close to her, and tries to include her in as many activities as she possibly can, in spite of Maya being ONGEZELLIG.
I believe that underneath her easygoing exterior she has a guilt complex and PTSD.
Guilt because of things that either weren't her fault or were the fault of Maya's parents (Maya lost her cat because of Coco's allergies and Maya didn't get the attention she so desperately needed to properly develop because Coco (and Mymy) received such a disproportionate amount of it), and PTSD because her parents met an untimely end.
As for Mymy, she's a sadomasochist with dissociative identity disorder.
She loves humiliating and teasing Maya (Mymy left her tied up and made fun of her like a selfish little fuck) (SADIST), and seems to intentionally get herself hurt (getting herself thwacked in the head by Vera with a bottle after trying to start a "schoolocaust" with a Nerf gun) (MASOCHIST).
She also clitty leaks if you mention her true ethnicity and reverts to speaking Japanese (DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER).
Consider the 'boers DIAGNOSED.
Both of them are the same race (African)
Cocofails...ur response?
>GEG!
There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki.
newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions
- how do you change the color of the text?
- why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
- why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
- how do you dox someone?
>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>send
https://aistudio.google.com/
Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets
You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more
Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is.
The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education
>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.
<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing)
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.
En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
No seriously, how did one nigga in his bedroom manage to make Ongezellig's beautiful Disney-Pixar level art, animation, and music? Is he a professional?
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh... that's another thing... I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up. >It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way.. >It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
Can somebody please find or make a drawing of Maya beating the shit out of Coco please
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these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
if maya went onto the sharty and saw the fags that like her, she wouldn't hesitate to 'ACK herself. i seriously don't understand the appeal of raping someone who's depressed
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?
<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
https://youtu.be/dH2Q8xNrKvc
Reelcacas... This is your mindset
just found out this amazing image was actually AI slop! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!
First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version
The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.
The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.
I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.
The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.
Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
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www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though
We should all make an effort to revive Moon Man on Instagram Reels.
Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.
If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
Hey guys! I wanted to share an OC I made, his name is Jamal and he's from Libya, I wanted to give Coco a boyfriend!
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
Mymy
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
Do you like ém?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
why are there so many neo nazis in the ongezellig community?
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade...sobs B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee...
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me...
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
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well, zaryans
zellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)
or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body
so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet
i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!
snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
Just wanted to share little ligly doodless I did couple weeks ago while I was on a holiday trip (I was searching this vast world for my Maya)
