Ongezellig

What a gemmy day

HOLY SHIT 16 PAGES OF LORE

>>39581
Looks like a bait o algo. Anyway, someone translate this ESL babble

>>39584
I am on it, you can't even copypaste it, I am going off on my own dutch knowledge

this is going to give so many people a panic attack

>>39585
Great, but remember that OCR exists if you wanted to automate this

>>39585
Inspect Element
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>39586
OH MY GOD.

Ok there's seriously a lot of stuff, and it'll take a while to compile it in a neat format (and mostly in English). Some of this stuff is pretty hard to comprehend

>Mymy isn't racist
>Mymy is heavily suggested to be a furry
>Mymy wants to marry princess Amalia to become Queen of the Netherlands.
Mymybros...
did we lose?

>>39594
I knew it, i fucking knew it...
Mymyniggers lost GEEEEEEEEEG

Its over for kike1488

Ok so this is just the final part, but I think the most important too. It says

>Would you ever sell the rights to Ongezellig?
<Do not worry, I'll give it to you for free 70 years from my death.
>Could someone else continue Ongezellig?
<[Dutch joke which I didn't understand]. Resurrecting the deads only makes zombies. Some fan art from time to time is fine, but taking inspiration from Ongezellig to make your own creation is far more interesting.
>What's the future for Studio Massa?
<Hobby projects about dutch history without any ambitions for a full time Youtube career, and in the end, death.

It's time to move on, Zaryans.

>>39598
Is it over now? What will happen to the zarty?

>>39598
Zoot, close the zarty as jarty did

soyzellig mass group suicide 2 sVVn

>>39602
Yeah

>>39602
Mass group suicide outside studio fagsa's house

>>39605
LETS DO THIS

>>39598
God forbid, something bad happens to that poor bastard 'assa, so our 'teens would be able to see deel 7 in their lifetime

>>39613
On Oktober 4th 2094 we’ll have deel 7

>>39595
WE ALL LOST YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>39594
>heavily suggested
Foenkie's goypium. Take something like that with a known level of scepticism. Not a MymyGOD btw.

>>39616
I HATE FOENKIEEEEEEEEE

>>Coco was adopted after her father and pregnant mother were killed in a lightning strike.
>Evendoe he has been stating that they died in a car catastrophe
Massa just frankly doesn't know how to distance from plaasaanvaale theory and starts make evasions up as he goes along

>>39581
the doc that killed the zarty

>>39618
I think the lightning strike is just a fancy way of saying "speeding car"

Do not be such naive idiots, could we even be wrong all that time before? It can not be. Do not let them deceive you.

>>39620
No, it is a literal lightning strike not an idiom

>>39620
Do you even believe it yourself?

Massa has been killed and replaced by a mossad agent after his “burnout” and this is psyop by (((them))) to demoralize Zaryans and eventually genocide the Zaryan race.

>Maya is based on Tomoko from the manga/anime Watamote
Uhmmm...gulp were the dutch tranime allegations true?

Everyone needs a reminder that Mymy was never racistisch. Maya was the only one to not even flinch when faced with Belgian Congo atrocities.

All in all coal, I will chose to believe this is a psyop and not written by massa because I see no immediate proof it's him posting it

>>39625
he Included that in the “misconceptions” part, so he’s saying she’s not

>>39626
Maya wasn't even paying attention.

>>39628

>>39633
I've seen enough

>>39633
we lost

>>39620
MAN WHO DRIVE FAST LIKE LIGHTNING CRASH LIKE THUNDER

So, I translated the entirety of the document as best as I could, using my own knowledge and google translating the harder sections (my vocabulary is still a bit lacking), while also trying to stick to the original message that Massa was trying to get across.
No, we're not mentioned or at least, not directly.
<Zaryan space
Here's the translation
https://files.catbox.moe/iab0j2.txt

>>39639
Funny I was just about to upload a Google Translated doc here https://files.catbox.moe/m0ok2z.zip

massacord won lol

>Mymy's relationship is part of 55%
DYKES WHAT IS THIS??????

>>39646
oh im an inspectelementfail

>>39647
even though https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kx90XJHsZi19Nm51nSHDSK6K15LpwZzdsnJwd-1yDiA/edit

>>39648
fail but its in the misconceptions list so

>>39649
didn't see that part woops. Glad she isn't a dyke, but makes my post less funny.

Is this a nothingburger? I feel like everything explained there has already been known, except for the SNCA parts of lore about classmates and potential episodes, which are not important at all, because as Coco's parents death in car accident/lighting strike shows, if lore isn't a part of an actual deel, it's subject to change.

>>39653
Pretty much, but it also again shows just again how much of a SLF Massa is.

His reasoning for not making merch and not using Patreon were some of the dumbest excuses I've ever heard.

And this whole "burn-out" thing is total bs since he's still making new videos.

I think he genuinely just hates his non-Dutch audience.

>The ending of deel 3 is far too sentimental for my taste and I would probably tackle it differently in a remaster.
ZARYANS THERE'S STILL HOPE JUST A TINY SLIVER OF HOPE!!! WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT BEING STUBBORN AND COPING WITH THIS

>>39655
there was no hope until the fan projects subsequently revived ongezellig out of spite

>>39656
there was an idea of continuation project, but it seems to be even more dead than Ongezellig itself

>>39646
okay bukaroo
<tinyboard proxy>99.245.214.22</tinyboard>

>>39659
hey

>stemt tegen het vrouwenkiesrecht
but why translated to " wears very traditional clothing" ?

>>39625
It can't be like this. Massa already was stating that Maya is based on his personal experiences and problems. Imho Tomoko could somehow influence Ongezellig, but not as much as it stated in the known doc.

I made a translated Version of the document, here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kx90XJHsZi19Nm51nSHDSK6K15LpwZzdsnJwd-1yDiA/edit?usp=sharing

Also read this post on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1fmplyc/studio_massa_documents_and_ongezelligs_future/

Ongezellig Forever.

>>39667
>Reddit
>The most inspiring and zemmy speech from the mouth of Moses himself
I can't believe...

>>39668
>it's just recommended goyslop of other projects
We're doomed

>>39669
It's edited, the original said "FUCK MASSA", along with a lot of cope. Redditors are retarded.

>>39670

The Mods deleted the Comment.

I reposted the comment.

Is it there now?

>>39670

Redditors are retarded

>>39671
it's there, albeit censored.
>>39672
posted it again award

>>39668
>>39668
Now that the hype and emotional reaction to the document has passed, we have to realize that this document changes nothing for us.
What little lore there was in the document was mostly already covered in the leaked lore discussion call from 'assa. So there is little actually new information that ins't SNCA.
The other episode ideas are just undeveloped ideas that would most likely be executed differently than the initial idea anyways, thus having little actual impactful meaning. Furthermore, 'assa mentions that since they aren't developed they are non-canon.
The purpose of this document seems to just state that 'assa is completely done with Ongezellig and has no intent of ever coming back as well as trying to persuade the reader into giving up on Ongezellig as well.
This may seem demoralizing at first, but realize that this means that zellig is completely in our hands. We have the power to make with Ongezellig what we want and continue making zemmy projects and posts. This is no different from what we have already been doing ever since update 130, so its business as usual.
I have no idea what the future of Zellig holds, neither for the Zarty. But our love and passion for Zellig still remains and that is enough to move forward with. Zellig will always be a gem in my heart.

>>39674

Your exactly right, in the grand scheme of thing, this shit changes nothing.

>NOOO GUYS HE JUST SAID THAT THERE WILL BE NO ZELLIG ITS SO OVER HEY GUYS I GUESS THATS ITS
Retards! Did you not even READ update 130? This has been news since febuary.

>>39676

Yea people can't fucking read nowadays.

>>39676
Many people, including myself, were hoping that there was a future where Ongezellig would be recognized for its merits and be picked up again. This document just further clarifies that Massa will never continue with Ongezellig, even if a studio approaches him about it.

>>39674
It looks as if he felt personally insulted by people trying to continue the show without his blessing. As for our situation, nothing changed, we are still going to use zellig for raids and edits and harrasing troons and everything the zarty was always good at.

>>39679
I think we need to increase our chuddieness and truly claim Zellig as ours. 'assa let go of Ongezellig; do you really want a bunch of troons and fags to inherit zellig? No! It is our birthright as Zaryans to inherit Zellig and mold it to our desires!

>>39681
Exactly. The last 'planet blitz showed a glimpse of our capabilities. We need to start making our presence felt in the soysphere and the wider Internet. We are the best functioning splinter at now.

>>39681
He's not giving the rghts of zellig out though. it's not in the translated document but on the end of the original it says that 'assa will never give the rights of zellig to anyone.

>>39683
He also heavily discouraged trying to create continuation of zellig

>>39581
I'm not sure its written by Massa itself but what if Foenkie did all this of documentation so that soon we would all leave and in 2 years they would be able to somehow create a zellig episode but without us? What if its just another 'cado social experiment? Is Sam 2 steps ahead? Anyways its just my schizo theory so idk

>>39682
Everything was against us, 'teens have rejected zellig, did everyting to remove our work, we were with few people. Yet in the final hour I was struck by the idea to place the zelligwaffen logo and started the operation to make it a success. Thanks to the Zaryans that helped in phase 2 we did it, despite the 'teens efforts to stop us. I loved this project so much, I am so grateful for having that idea.
Similar chuddie projects in the future are the way to go to make our presence.

>>39686
meant hours, not hour

Speaking of soypixelplanet, i think that after what we did recently, bad karma knocked on our door in the form of this...

>>39683
>>39684
I have no desire to try to create a continuation, nor pass off anything that could be considered ip. Our future lays in chuddie OC and projects.

>>39688
evendoe it's a nothingwaffel

>>39688
Even though this document is a nothingwafel and actually presents an opportunity for our future as the Zarty.

>>39690
Even doe no zellig forever until he die or we'll all go our separate ways
>but we have to create something of our own o algo
Something like ROY team and OUC did? Well, looks like its gonna be a biggest nothingsandwich of all time (even doe its happened)

>>39689
Although, one thing I would like to do is a proper literary analyses of Ongezellig and write an essay about it and how it could possibly play out as a proper show.

>>39692
haven't read the replies above award

>>39693
>>39689
NuOUC? Kill yourself if it fails once again

>>39694
All of them are the biggest copium nigger

>>39696
Ooh, i got a fancy digits of zoiets!

>>39696
you seem to have bad reading comprehension, come back after you improve

>>39692
We do have a project and its nearly its completion. The last guy says he's almost done, and if we want to try our hand at the other deels, we know we can (maybe not wasting 6 months this time)
>>39693
Yeah all of the essays are reddit and there's always a section about the community which fundamentally misunderstands what we are. They really think the majority of the big projects was from off-siters and not us, relegating us to "fringe individuals"

>>39698
Holy retard, i read it all, it sounds like we own this show but that's not true, all we've done is raid, hate minorities for any reason, make projects that come out once a month or a year or don't even come out. Stop thinking that we are the chosen people who can restore this, this is bullshit.

>>39700
Words words words I can't hear you over this demoralization

>>39701
As expected from nuzelligcacas

>>39695
No, it would not be an attempt at continuation, it would be a thematic analyses and the extrapolation thereof. I think the thematic material is rich and would like to personally explore it.

>>39702
>if you don't get demoralized you're a nuzellogbablooblatoddler of zoiets
Holy immense projection

>>39700
We are not going to restore anything because new episodes is not what we need and never was. Zellig is a form of a meme, like soyjaks are. Soyjaks have no show about them, neither they need one. What we get with the update is that now all the undesirables who clinged to the idea of continuation will get demoralised and leave, leaving us in the control of the whole zelligsphere.

Anyways, the only thing that can restore this show in my opinion is to create your own successful animation studio, hire Sam, tell him that we will make animation according to his idea and he will accept Ongezellig.
It sounds easier in words, but in reality it will be a long process lasting 3-6 years.

>>39706
This is unrealistic as highly successful people with a lot of capital don't have any reason to support us

>>39706
You can't hire Sam, he doesn't care about money and has already expressed his opinion about trying to resurrect the show. Have you read the document?

>>39703
Then lets make a video about the full analysis of Ongezellig and its creator of zoiets, let's show others that this show is not just ordinary as it seems.
>>39705
>Zellig as a meme
Like agugu and other xitter tier zellig coal? Forced brimstone like FPE in sharty.
I'm probably sure that we'll hold out for a couple of years and then we'll all grow up and realize that it was all in vain.
But hey, how about a collab that's been in development for almost a year?

>>39709
>But hey, how about a collab that's been in development for almost a year?
It's almost done trvst the plan

>>39708
What a depressive bitch he is, I hope he hangs himself so we can get his rights of zellig of zoiets

>>39709
>I'm probably sure that we'll hold out for a couple of years and then we'll all grow up and realize that it was all in vain.
It's all about having fun, and yes, after time we can move to something else.

>>39711
Sorry chud but he said 70 years from his death, he's like a dragon resting on top of his treasure, and doing nothing with it

>>39713
Then hire a hitman
>but we don't have a money for this
Then dox him (We probably have his ip) and send him more pizza

>>39714
You'd be dead in 70 years, have you got some sort of reading handicap?

>>39705
>>39709
The greatest memes are pure vessels of virality without inherit meaning. Soyjaks are an excellent example of this. 'jaks have infinite possibility for flexibility and adaptation to suit different meanings.
The founding principle of soyjaks was to make fun of the nu-male, this rarely happens anymore, instead 'jaks have evolved into pure empty vessels able to take on any meaning. This is why they have stuck around for so long.
The same can happen for 'ligs. Their founding principle is Ongezellig and now that 'assa has confirmed that no new meaning will be attributed to Ongezellig 'ligs can too become empty vessels, pure form, thus suitable for a similar type of success as 'jaks. 'ligs will take on a meaning of their own, evolved from just purely the source material into an adaptable form that can fit any meaning.

>>39639
>Inspirations for Mymy
>Teenagers who LARP with exaggerated identities for attention (you'll grow out of even this one)
LMFAO

>>39715
I mean let's teach him a lesson who's boss here dumbass. It looks like you have reading problems not me.

>>39718
I think you might be retarded

>>39716
Agugu is the best example of this. Take an image of Mymy, enlarge eyes, add binky, post somewhere and wait for seetheralds. No lore, no episodes are needed for that.

>>39719
He definitely is, repeatedly failing to understand what Massa and several posters here tried to communicate.

>>39720
Agugu is making its rounds on Sharty's /qa/ now

>>39716
>The greatest memes are pure vessels of virality without inherit meaning. Soyjaks are an excellent example of this.
'jakking is dead since froot came out because Lute the jartycuck said so o algo
>>39719
Read a book nigga, i said lets dox this faggot for what he did to us
>>39720
Once again, agugu is forced brimstone

>>39722
I've noticed that too, they seem to like it and also try to claim the authorship of the concept.

>>39723
No need to post a picture, the mere mention of the word is enough to drive people mad.

But, what if our show was forced too back in the Kuz era?

>>39725
So i made you mad isn't it?

>>39723
'jakking has lasted over 4 years, that is massively succesful, the virality of 'ligs is still a real possiblity

>>39727
Please take this test for science:
https://www.mensa.org/mensa-iq-challenge/

>>39721
Continuing the source material is off the table and ironically only off-siters have tried their hand at it (with 0 results so far, now they got even "disowned" by Massa himself). Punishing Massa for his decisions is like trying to make a dog go vegan, you can't do anything about it. One of the reasons he stated for the discontinuation was in fact that he didn't have hope at one point, and how can you blame me? He wanted to stick to his code or whatever rules he imposed on himself and failed, and now has moved on. But we'll still endure and that's what matters

>>39729
I did it yesterday
>>39728
'jakking are becoming less thing because of Frootnigger and he also killed zellig because 'teens said him to clear /qa/ board

>>39730

Exactly

>>39731
Zellig may be dead on the Sharty and is no longer soyculture or whatever, but we still have a possibility, even if it is just a slight possibility.

>>39733
It'll always be /qa/ culture and that's what really matters

As my closing remark, Massa may be done with Ongezellig, but I'm not. I still have a vision for the future of 'ligs and the Zarty.

>>39731
>I did it yesterday
Quite a good result, even for an online test
>'jakking are becoming less thing because of Frootnigger and he also killed zellig because 'teens said him to clear /qa/ board
jakking died because of 'booru and slopjak spam, froot also contributed, but it was by changing the demographics of the website, as for the /qa/ closure, it was a nothingburger, nothing of interest was posted there, the board was in state of constant raids and catty duels

>>39733
zellig is a shemmy culture now though...
>>39734
Dont say it please or i'll send that essay about 'zellig as a /qa/ culture. TLDR: zellig is a cancer that killed /qa/ and the zellig in general

>>39737
shemmy culture is dead nigger spam, they have /zellig/ board and it has exactly 0 pph

>>39738
Exactly

>>39737
>zellig is a shemmy culture
They have a page on how zellig isn't shemmy culture
>that essay about 'zellig as a /qa/ culture
Which was written by a mad nusoikekker who didn't have a single clue about what /qa/ even was

>>39740
Even doe you didn't read this and seethed about it

>>39739
Like it or not, but the zarty is the only worthwhile soysphere website now:
>sharty: utterly destroyed by frootcord, can't post without being datamined and jannies manually approving your images (which somehow still doesn't prevent 'p from being posted)
>jarty: literally dead
>shemmy: unstable leadership (both in terms of the frequency of changes and their mental state), the only posters are frogniggers, bots and tranime spammers
>swinny: 0.5 pph award, no wiki, no raid capability, no influence over anything
>zarty: stable leadership, small but actively maintained wiki, comfy but not dead and recently growing pph, unique culture, actually smart and capable users

>>39741
>I am going to ASSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
geg.

>>39742
>zarty: unhealthy obsession with fictional characters, all users are discord faggots, dick worship over the dead nigger show and etc.
You cant make this shit up

>>39744
hallucinated it again award

>>>39744
Yup, issa ragebaiter, ignored

>>39744
Literally a nujarty, geg

>>39744

>>39744
>>39747
samekaffer

>>39749
>inb4 inspect element

>>39750
let's see how much time does it take for him to press printscreen button

>>39749
Yes, i said that zarty is nujarty. How did you know this?

>>39752
holy inspect element fail

>saaaaaaaaar the zarty is a dead cow saaaaaaaaar you chutiya
>oh no these videshiyon called me out on my samephaaging RAVI QUICK OPEN INSPECT ELEMENT SAAR

>>39753
And? Is it that you gonna say? Anyways i declare this neutral territory of site as nujarty now.

>>39754
It's amazing how they come here for months to make a couple of snca posts and always fail to influence the website or it's culture in any way.

Its fun to see how hopefags seethe about my ragebait posts

>>39757
they should be relieved about Ongezellig’s cancellation, this means that when they kill themselves they won’t miss out on anything

>nujarty
funny concept, but we zaryans are white lol

>>39757
People who care are more suseptible to bait, they have to learn to recognize bait and the appropriate response to it.

>>39760
Even doe the best technique of this is just ignoring until OP will get tired

>>39760
>>39761
They're not experienced, they'll learn with time

>>39761
Sometimes it's fun to engage with bait.

>>39763
It sounds like this is the only thing that Zarty is still alive. Like necrobumping threads in /qa/ in our time

>>39764
ESLWARRIORS.... I kneel...

>>39765
ESL is aryan behavior though
>gigachad self insert.jpg

>>>39765
>ESL is aryan behavior though
>>gigachad self insert.jpg

Thread TLDR; It's just getting started.

>>39768
I wonder what will happen next

>>39769
Total Zigger Death
They won't be able to cope knowing het is voorbij, this time for real

>>39771
>total russian death
what did they do wrong?

>>39772
Zigger refers to off-siters (nigger but with a z).

>>39772
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php?title=Ziggers&redirect=no

>>39777
Thats very confusing to me and for nucomers, lets call them Zelligger

>>39772
third worldism, eurasianism, sympathy for communism, a war against europe, there is a lot of that (even doe it's off-topic)

>>39778
>You WILL use Zeggers because I said so
Fuck that faggot, he's the only shithead who uses Zeggers

>>39779
It was attempted to call them zeggers instead, but that never caught on

Then i'll do some datamining and shiet, you VVILL vote it because i said so:
https://strawpoll.com/61gD96doRZw

>>39779
They are off-siters that still interact with Ongezellig, whats the point of bashing them for not partaking in the zarty possibly unknowingly (if they even know what the zarty is)

>>39784
Because 99% of the time they're faggots who make coal

>>39781
I have a suggestion for an alternative, 'zikker' , based on 'nikker' which is a Dutch variation of 'neger' that always has a racist meaning in contrary to neger.

>>39785
Too trve

>>39783
>only one self-vote for zeggers.......

>>39788
Zeggercacas....

Even after I game ended the “PINGAS MAN!” Persona, you guys still found a way to lose. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>39594

>>39851
>still obsession browsing

>>39851
>never did anything award

>Even after I game ended the “PINGAS MAN!” Persona, you guys still found a way to lo-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

>>39856
atleast pingas man revived a dead meme, unlike you

>>39885
'gated brapnigger

I saw that this might be the most accurate translation of the doc o algo https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zx35r-8BEMa_cepeVRYKhE13jstVUOe1WUauwEF9_qM

>>39674
Amen

>>39626
Maya knows that they never happened and were literally made up in the 90s

>>39952
Maya, thanks to this last lore drop, fully blossomed as a TRUECEL CHUD, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't have a clue about it

>>39949
He's kinda keyed for this doe

>>39777
Still shitty slang

>>39581
Niggerchud’s won

>>40014
Doubt this

>>39624 TSMT

>>40140 THIS IS HAPPENING

i disagree with him on merch and patreon, i would wear a zellig shirt and id gladly sub to him. he is too jaded, i think he would make hand over fist especially given the new wave of tiktok kids who like ongezellig

>>40143
I'd spend €60 on a Coco plushie

>>40144
coomer

>>39594
Mymy isn't a furry. She has an attachment to bird characters from Dutch kids media also aired in Japan.
>>39949
"Limbo-representative" means he's a Limburger. There's no TN for the term "cheesehead" either. Belgians call the Dutch cheeseheads as a slur. Southern Dutchmen call Hollanders cheeseheads as a slur. The Dutch call themselves cheeseheads as a form of self-deprecation. Cheeseheads means idiot, retard, Dutch, or old.

>>40319
Yeah but uhm. Kaptian koek is a furry mascot of a Dutch snack... So that kinda makes mymy a furry doomer.

>>40144
Yikes..

>>393939
In your asshole nigger.

>>106822
>bumping a year old thread by replying to no one
I kneel

>>39581
>12 months ago

>>106825
If you don't vividly remember this thread you're too young to be alive

I've seen this before, unless Mass uses the same Note for translators: my writing is very Dutch so be weary of idioms and references being lost in translation when using a machine translator.
in every doc

>>106833
just looked it's a 12-month-old doc fuck me

>>106835

Over-1-year-since-Massadownie-dropped-it bump

>>107980
It's the ultimate spite document
>No Mymy is not a heckin' tranny, Nazi, liberal, ANYTHING so DON'T EVEN START heckin' troon/chud
To not talk about how he ended the document

>>39851
(*meant in the context that mymy is a lesbian)

>>115006
Furry*)

>>115007
Mymy isn't a lesbian or a furry

>>115008
trvthnvke