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Who would have been the best mommy?
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Obviously coco since she has the most maternal qualities
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>>96222
put yourself in the shoes of a mayacel, you help maya get better and happier, she learns basics of useful stuff like cooking, she would take care of the house and kids and make you food when you come home from work
put yourself in the shoes of a mayacel, you help maya get better and happier, she learns basics of useful stuff like cooking, she would take care of the house and kids and make you food when you come home from work
I really wish Coco was my mother, imagine her caring deeply and lovingly for me. I want a Boer mother right now!
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>>96226
I want two of them
I want two of them
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>>96232
Need mommy 2 Coco mommies to cuddle me now!
Need mommy 2 Coco mommies to cuddle me now!
>>96219
pretty much everyone treats their children differently than they treat average people, so it's difficult to tell. not to mention they're teenagers and they'll likely go through a lot of mental development before they have kids.
Mymy's the only one who's shown interest in having children, but she likely sees them as a source for profit. her children might respect her, but not have a very intimate bond with her.
Coco would probably be a fine, emotionally available parent. her handling of her past trauma suggests that she's good at handling difficult situations. although, assuming that she doesn't significantly improve after adolescence, i imagine she could also be too overbearing, which might really stress her kid(s) out.
i honestly think Maya has a solid shot at being a good mother. she's quiet and boring, and those are underrated traits when it comes to parents, since kids need a source of stability. i also imagine her depressing developmental years would give her emotional depth and empathy for her kid(s). it also helps that she grew up on the the Internet, so she'd be well equipped to teach her kid(s) how to navigate it safely in this digital era. additionally, she previously took good care of a cat, meaning that she can be trusted to take of those who are helpless. of course, if she doesn't significantly change after adolescence, she'll most likely end up being neglectful.
pretty much everyone treats their children differently than they treat average people, so it's difficult to tell. not to mention they're teenagers and they'll likely go through a lot of mental development before they have kids.
Mymy's the only one who's shown interest in having children, but she likely sees them as a source for profit. her children might respect her, but not have a very intimate bond with her.
Coco would probably be a fine, emotionally available parent. her handling of her past trauma suggests that she's good at handling difficult situations. although, assuming that she doesn't significantly improve after adolescence, i imagine she could also be too overbearing, which might really stress her kid(s) out.
i honestly think Maya has a solid shot at being a good mother. she's quiet and boring, and those are underrated traits when it comes to parents, since kids need a source of stability. i also imagine her depressing developmental years would give her emotional depth and empathy for her kid(s). it also helps that she grew up on the the Internet, so she'd be well equipped to teach her kid(s) how to navigate it safely in this digital era. additionally, she previously took good care of a cat, meaning that she can be trusted to take of those who are helpless. of course, if she doesn't significantly change after adolescence, she'll most likely end up being neglectful.
Maya for sure. She's quiet, she knows the dangers of internet, she dresses modestly, she's loving, she's feminine
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>>96240
falsenvke
falsenvke
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i'll be honest, i don't know. we can argue and try to theorize but, that's like arguing over a bag you have no clue what is inside of or however those lines go. i do have to say, i love maya a lot, and would love to help her become better at it or something, unless op was meaning it in a different way in which case he should fucking bleed.
>does that mean you hate mymy/coco/whatever the fuck else
no nigger, i said what i said stop twisting my shit, i'm a mayaGOD not a mayafag, learn the difference. same goes with x-characterGOD and -FAG, those exist for any character, and if you are someone saying the other character is shit purely because it's not your favorite character, than you are of the FAG category. FACT! stop the xisterwars already. shut those down!
>>>leaked over nothing that hasn't even happened yet award
>does that mean you hate mymy/coco/whatever the fuck else
no nigger, i said what i said stop twisting my shit, i'm a mayaGOD not a mayafag, learn the difference. same goes with x-characterGOD and -FAG, those exist for any character, and if you are someone saying the other character is shit purely because it's not your favorite character, than you are of the FAG category. FACT! stop the xisterwars already. shut those down!
>>>leaked over nothing that hasn't even happened yet award
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>>96219
Depends on your definition of "best".
Mymy would definitely be the best breeder, but having lots of kids along with her tiger mom Japsterdam genes would make her a schizophrenic mix of absent and overbearing.
Maya would be a muted reflection of her husband, not contributing much of her own. Her kids would love her but pretty much take her for granted.
Coco would be a soft and loving yet fussy mother, and likely snap at her kids once or twice, scaring the life out of them. They'd still love her and think of her fondly, but it would stay with them.
Depends on your definition of "best".
Mymy would definitely be the best breeder, but having lots of kids along with her tiger mom Japsterdam genes would make her a schizophrenic mix of absent and overbearing.
Maya would be a muted reflection of her husband, not contributing much of her own. Her kids would love her but pretty much take her for granted.
Coco would be a soft and loving yet fussy mother, and likely snap at her kids once or twice, scaring the life out of them. They'd still love her and think of her fondly, but it would stay with them.
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>Mymy would definitely be the best breed-ACK!
>>96286
Coal, we all know a fly wouldn't let a /co/nigger ride him
Coal, we all know a fly wouldn't let a /co/nigger ride him
>>96279
Pushing Maya's head into the wall moderately hard 15-27 times ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 (she enjoys it)
Pushing Maya's head into the wall moderately hard 15-27 times ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 (she enjoys it)
>>96292
you can still pat and cvddle after. I wouldn't do anything bad enough to bruise her... on visible parts of her, anyway.
unless she really wanted
you can still pat and cvddle after. I wouldn't do anything bad enough to bruise her... on visible parts of her, anyway.
unless she really wanted
>>96291
I was cursed with terrible indigestion for this post Zaryans please say good things only about Maya thank you
I was cursed with terrible indigestion for this post Zaryans please say good things only about Maya thank you
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anyway, maya are gooder.
>>96315
Nigga it's rational to think it's weird as fuck to say breeding over having children like you wouldn't go up to a woman and say "how do you do fellow female." Even if it's sort of same thing, one has a wildly different connotation and it comes off as creepy to casually talk like a 4cucker.
Nigga it's rational to think it's weird as fuck to say breeding over having children like you wouldn't go up to a woman and say "how do you do fellow female." Even if it's sort of same thing, one has a wildly different connotation and it comes off as creepy to casually talk like a 4cucker.
>>96318
Would "the best child-haver" have been better? It's the easiest way to make the point. Not all of us are so brainrotted by porn that the word "breed" is immediately related to your goonsesh content.
Would "the best child-haver" have been better? It's the easiest way to make the point. Not all of us are so brainrotted by porn that the word "breed" is immediately related to your goonsesh content.
>>96322
Yes, that is precisely what you're doing. Good job in recognising it.
Yes, that is precisely what you're doing. Good job in recognising it.
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>>96324
Lmao no. If I had specified that the thing that was weird about saying "breeding" was specifically porn, your claim here that "erm, YOU are the one psychologically projecting CHUD" may have had merit, but that obviously wasn't what I meant with my original comment and you pulled that out of your own ass. There are many more reasons why using that word is weird than in the way gooners use it. Remember when I made that comparison to casually calling a woman "female?" Well, if you had half of a brain, you'd realize that calling a woman "female" is weird because while you aren't wrong, you typically don't just casually fucking say that in a conversation. The word "female" is typically used to identify the sex of say, a newborn baby or to identify the sex of animals, not random people. So it almost gives off a dehumanizing connotation. This connotation is also found in saying "breeder" because, well, that word seems like it should be used for pigs and other domestic animals, not an actual human. And you for some reason assumed that the only negative connotation for the word breeding was porn and and projected that onto me, which is literally psychological projection my friend.
Lmao no. If I had specified that the thing that was weird about saying "breeding" was specifically porn, your claim here that "erm, YOU are the one psychologically projecting CHUD" may have had merit, but that obviously wasn't what I meant with my original comment and you pulled that out of your own ass. There are many more reasons why using that word is weird than in the way gooners use it. Remember when I made that comparison to casually calling a woman "female?" Well, if you had half of a brain, you'd realize that calling a woman "female" is weird because while you aren't wrong, you typically don't just casually fucking say that in a conversation. The word "female" is typically used to identify the sex of say, a newborn baby or to identify the sex of animals, not random people. So it almost gives off a dehumanizing connotation. This connotation is also found in saying "breeder" because, well, that word seems like it should be used for pigs and other domestic animals, not an actual human. And you for some reason assumed that the only negative connotation for the word breeding was porn and and projected that onto me, which is literally psychological projection my friend.
do you faggots ever NOT get into arguments for being deviants?
serious question.
serious question.
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maya is sleeping, she's all snuggled up and ready to drift off into her dreams.
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>hating maya
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>>96367
I hate maya because coco are gooder xir.
I hate maya because coco are gooder xir.
>>96377
Maya! Breakfast is ready. Stop being angry at the computer
Maya! Breakfast is ready. Stop being angry at the computer
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>>96288
whats the joke about fly nigga im not as terminally online as yall
whats the joke about fly nigga im not as terminally online as yall
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>terminally online
>yall
>yall
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Coco not only knows how to cook, but is also lovable and caring for others, unlike Mymy and Maya who are self-absorbed little raisins. Coco best mom
>>96627
tsmt, mayaretards expect her to cook for them when all she only does is goon to an octopus every day
tsmt, mayaretards expect her to cook for them when all she only does is goon to an octopus every day
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>gooning to an octopus all day
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>▶Zaryan 8 minutes ago No.96650
>>>96647
>no, she wouldn't
>▶Zaryan 7 minutes ago No.96651
>>>96647
>Snopes?
>>>96647
>no, she wouldn't
>▶Zaryan 7 minutes ago No.96651
>>>96647
>Snopes?
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heartless faggot 'cord woke up
>>96282
>questioner doesn't get banned
>someone seriously answers the question
>answer gets banned
What are we even doing?
>questioner doesn't get banned
>someone seriously answers the question
>answer gets banned
What are we even doing?
>>96707
coco loves maya though, why would she be happy to see her get hurt?
coco loves maya though, why would she be happy to see her get hurt?
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>>96777
Coco doesn't want to hurt Maya if only Maya didn't try to hurt her first
Coco doesn't want to hurt Maya if only Maya didn't try to hurt her first
obviously maya albeit, she would treat you like you're the best thing ever.
>>96777
Because she's acting in self-defense and loves asserting dominance over her brown xisters
Because she's acting in self-defense and loves asserting dominance over her brown xisters
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>>96219
there not real.
there not real.
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>>115087
actually sweetheart dutch and english are both disgustingly tainted languages derived from the contamination of neo latin ones, check your white privilege next time
actually sweetheart dutch and english are both disgustingly tainted languages derived from the contamination of neo latin ones, check your white privilege next time
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>>115090
Dutch and english are more related to each other, then any romance language.
Dutch and english are more related to each other, then any romance language.
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