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<hey maya, what are you doing
>NOTHING
<You better not be on your ongezellig soyjack website you filthy belgian >what?
<take your tren or you're getting 100 lashes to the back with my cat of nine tails.
>...ok
zarrians do you think there is any chance massa makes more 'zellig content
Maya
Part1
<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
Part2
(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya...
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya. >sniffles I-I... Maya dies
<Geg!
>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg
Hey, (You).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.
Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!
Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching
It happened here...
/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages
Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.
I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.
I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.
Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.
The base features are
Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
Dropheads
Silkspawners
Console support
Android support
It'll also be the latest version due to Bedrock cacas.
Also I'll make another thread once the server starts with tutorials on how to start the server and pirate minecraft
(Jannys say your 'craft name and ill give you OP)
why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas
Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.
Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma
how old is mayas mom
Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.
I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
My guesses are
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school
>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
>...
<Maya...
>...
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>...
<Maya.
>...
<Maya!
can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
found a pretty cool art of mymy being a yakuza or some shit, I think the guy who made is sim_real or “similachu”
Hail, Zaryans
<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.
What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that
put every physics gem in here
also make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/
>Waar bemoei jij mee?
<Wat-Coco dies
>Krijg de typhus.
That's not only kino but also canon btw.
tfw you fill maya's backpack with bricks and push her off of a bridge and she drowns
What if we made our own zellig meetup somewhere in the US? (Sorry Evrocacas)
If soyteens can meet up in Jew York, why can't we put something similar together?
There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
Fin.
>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
Maya dies
>GEG!
>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD.opens backpack. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket.Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMaya blasts off again like Team Rocket
>GEG!
Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?
should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/
>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND...
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.
Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn
Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting