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ZWABAG

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 No.61744[Reply]

And what are (You) doing on the kiked holiday of Valentine's Day?
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 No.62219

>>62218
Just like my 4chin commissioned /co/mics

 No.62221

>>62218
Worst self insert, perhaps ever

 No.62222

>>62221
I think there was another one that was actually radioactive brimstone

 No.62235

>>62218
Oh I'm a selfinsertfail moving like a tornado

 No.62236

>>62218
Holy mother of all self inserts FUCKING GEG coal



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 No.30994[Reply]

>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
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 No.60503

>>60502
zarty saver

 No.60504

>>60502
The zem to save the Zarty

 No.60505

>>60502
Ok, ok, pretty zemmy…

 No.60507

I'll do another recording when I am at full power again, this is a taste of what is to come.

 No.62093

bump



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 No.62066[Reply]

What would have happened if Massa had been more sinister and made Maya commit suicide in the deel 6?

 No.62067

what if coco's hand slipped and maya fell down and died in deel 5

 No.62068

>>62067
Coco would be immediately overcome with guilt (we saw her apologise sincerely in deel 6) and jump to her death. Vera would briefly considering framing Mymy for both their deaths, but she'd ultimately decide that she can deal with ONE Schoppenboer. Roll credits

 No.62083

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The next deel is the duel



 No.61863[Reply]

Happy Valentines day you lonely faggots. Post essential trucelcore to make the day go by easier.
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 No.61879

trvthnova above

 No.61880

>>61878
You forgot to say that femcels don't exist Zaryan

 No.61884

Trvecelcore is my favourite genre of music or however the incel is larped

 No.61897

Not trvecelcore but extremely keyed chvdcore

 No.61949

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 No.61594[Reply]

IM GONNA PUKE
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 No.61646

>>61642
zemmy gnosticism

 No.61647

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 No.61837

>>61646
Gnosticism is coal by definition though

 No.61851

>>61837
Even though its not gnosticism but panpsychism (collective will … that manifests in all of us)



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 No.61763[Reply]

>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish porn
>Coco greets and talks to Maya
>It turns out Maya created makeshift tape and stop sign just to stay away from Coco. Her own sister.
>Coco kindly asks whether or not she wants to work the project (WITH HER) that could have just prevented all of her problems in the first place
>Bolts away from her like a nigger
>Mymy playfully talks with her and just having fun
>Disregards everything she said entirely and talks like a neurotic redditor
>Mentions her deranged incest tranime porn addiction
>Doesn't do the project despite having 2 SISTERS talking about it back to back
>Doesn't ask any of her sisters on what the project is even about or how to work on it
>Her actions led to Coco making a project based on
(Fast forward to when they are making the
new presentation)
>Coco and Mymy wants to work on their presentation together.
>Insists that she wants to do it on her own
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 No.61835

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>>61763
Didn't read, still the best girl.

 No.61836

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>>61763
Didn't read, still the best transqueen.

 No.61838

>>61828
Kys mayacelfalseflagger

 No.61845

>>61828
Going to troon out in 3 months award

 No.61847

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>>61845
In a day actually



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 No.61795[Reply]

Do you think each one is Ongezellig in different ways?
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 No.61810

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>>61798
>that last word
uhhhuhuhhuhhuhuh
you said cum
uhhuhhhuuhhuh

 No.61811

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>>61810
Fuck you nigger

 No.61812

>>61810
butthead posting WABAG

 No.61827

>>61811
where the hell is the original picture from?! I don't remember ever seeing it in the show

 No.61829

>>61827
its an unused scene o algo of zo



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 No.61604[Reply]

>japansterdam

 No.61742

>>61605
Wtf are you on about belgianigger

 No.61748

mymybros… we got outblacklunged…

 No.61806

Bibically accurate Mymy is coal, Mymy is an Aryan Dutch Queen and you know it CHUDDY

 No.61809

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>>61806
erm my headcanon is that she mostly resembles russians (like kuz) because russians are half white half chinx, but orange

 No.61826

>>61809
omghisa



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 No.61693[Reply]

REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/SpiritofHHpast
THERE'S 'P BEWARE OF CLICKING WITHOUT BEING PREPARED FOR WHAT YOU'LL SEE
You'll need to report the general account for
Child safety>sexualition of minors
It's also an obvious alt account so 'xing might not be doable
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 No.61736

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Btw xher pedofriend reposted it, so they're probably know each other on discoal where they goon to 'p

 No.61737

>>61735
Maybe if you shorten the link and make it look like a 'p stash they'll do it, or hide it between another link so that it looks like it's a big continuous one

 No.61738

>>61732
>And Kate was there too
Concerning, but also explains why this negro kid acts worse than us

 No.61739

>>61738
disconcerting*
concerning means relating to

 No.61740

>>61739
>causing concern, worry, or anxiety:
>The increase in unlicensed practitioners is concerning
I meant to say
>[That's] concerning
Which is still correct



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 No.61546[Reply]

Listen, everyone. Why do we harbor animosity and hate towards minorities? They have done nothing to deserve such treatment. I challenge you to recall a negative encounter you've had with a Black person—most of you will likely say you've never had one, while a few may reference a trivial incident, like some black kid stole your crayon in kindergarten. Trans individuals, too, are generally peaceful and compassionate. Let’s focus on love and acceptance, setting aside harmful stereotypes. Instead of division, let's cultivate friendship and togetherness! Imagine gathering on a large couch to enjoy 'Ongezellig'—celebrating our differences while embracing our common humanity while eating stroppwafels! Thank you for hearing me out.
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 No.61598

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 No.61682

I have had consistent negative experiences with troons, every single one of them is a pedophile, a retard, or both.

 No.61683

>>61682
Forgot to sage, I will be ACKing tonight.

 No.61684

>>61683
that's what troons do though

 No.61685

>>61684
Trve, ACKing cancelled.



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 No.61601[Reply]

mymy big ah forehead lul

 No.61602

photo before the descent into madness

 No.61608

See, Mymy has an large forehead (where the brain goes) this proves she is Aryan of zoiets.

 No.61632

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>mymy big ah forehead lul

 No.61633

>>61632
Ϫ,Ϫ00 ears ago when only japsterdanesians, curaçaoans and ashkenazi beings walked upon the Earth… on the island of Japan (Netherlands), a dutchasian scientist named Mykub created belgian people, also known as wallons, or untermensch. After writing the Manifesto against Anime, she began teaching her followers outside of what is present day Drenthe, Japsterdam. Mykub had a plan to create a race of slaves that would serve the dutch master race for eternity. The genius scientist dutchasian Mykub, also known as Mymy Oranje 'Bana Schoppenboer, spent Ϫ00 years breeding the belgian "subrace" through a process called "Rubbering." Mykub used Ϫ00,000 gallons of her own stroopwafelsap reserve saved up over the years to create the belgian race. This is known as rubbering. She had to work furiously day and night to produce the belgian "race" in record time. When the slave race of "dutchies" was finally completed, Mykub noticed that they were a race of evil beings who would stop at nothing but to take away the power from the great imperial dutch civilization of the time. These new un-dutched beings grew powerful over the next Ϫ,000 years and stole land from the mighty Lowlanders for many years after decimating the African Congo and enslaving the negroes. The Belgians cut off the hands from the black people in Africa and publicly exterminated them. The dutch master race today is still struggling to regain its glory, but you can help today by spreading awareness of the Belgian Devil and telling dutch beings around the world to help awaken everyone to this knowledge.



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 No.61538[Reply]

Can someone tell me any current events on the sharty

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 No.61540

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I am guessing "nothing ever happens", and I think that should cover all of your questions
>reddit arrow

 No.61541

If you're obsessed enough just check the redditfarms thread doe

 No.61545

>>61539
I imagine it being worse



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 No.61377[Reply]

she's perfect
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 No.61381

>>61380
earth shattering brap

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 No.61391

>>61377
Maybe so. Still a prick doe.

 No.61401

>>61377
tsmt zaryan…. TSMT…

 No.61436

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>babababa



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 No.61372[Reply]

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 No.61374

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 No.61376

>>61375
gtfoh fed

 No.61408

Agugu is a tool for early zellig introduction among the youth to grow the Zaryan race.

 No.61414

>>61408
based and trad



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 No.60613[Reply]

Ongezellig's third peak of popularity has come to an end.
Do you think this last peak was beneficial or harmful to the community?
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 No.61369

>>61365
>but being a chud is now becoming the norm
That's not good at all, how am I going to be a contrarian now?!

 No.61370

>>61369
Oh nonononononono chuddies were we just contrarians all along geeeeeeg

 No.61407

>>61365
I don't thing being a trvecel chud will be mainstream just yet, sure more right wing beliefs will be and there will be more chuds but far from mainstream.

 No.61410

>>61407
Trannies are pedophile freaks but they became mainstream nonetheless

 No.61412

>>61410
Not that it won't happen but just not yet, not with kikes is control of every major institution.



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 No.61382[Reply]

Soyzellig Party?
more like..
NothingEverHappensChan™

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 No.61409




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 No.61347[Reply]

>The Zarty has no cult-….

 No.61348

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Of zoiets

 No.61349

gemgemgem

 No.61350

>>61347
>>61348
Believing in the oldest boogeyman award

 No.61358

>>61350
1 eternity on dutch cartoon with soyjaks website award

 No.61405

zemmy zem zem



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 No.1464[Reply]

Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
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 No.1494

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>also i reused mymy from earlier draweing becuz she looked so good and i did not want draw her again so yeah

 No.61357

One of the many unsung zellig heroes of old…

 No.61359

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>>61357
Sorry but Eduardo lost

 No.61362

>>61359
It's over
still I cling

 No.61371

Swagapino



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 No.1051[Reply]

never forget
Mayar from.selling
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 No.1126

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>>1116
Caca from.selling

 No.61351

upping this gem from the bottom of the log

 No.61352

>>61351
Oldfag

 No.61360

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 No.61361

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 No.58849[Reply]

'ore accurate mymy
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 No.61329

>>61328
>of cordpedogroomer
You WILL marge me in

 No.61330

>>61329
read the first 5 replies or something

 No.61331

>>61328
evendoe its not fanart of the OP

 No.61337

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 No.61339




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 No.61253[Reply]

Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence

 No.61254

>>61253
When I am in a taking "inspiration" from other cartoons competition and my opponent is Studio Massa

 No.61255

>>61254
name all the instances

 No.61256

>>61255
>mlp
>shh
>watamote
<ERM THAT'S NOT A CARTOON CH-ACK!
>Vera's design comes from a game
There's many instances

 No.61259

>>61256
mlp is for the designs, right? I also noticed it by the eyes

 No.61260

>>61259
Yes, and also in some animation choices, the inspiration is clear there



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 No.60410[Reply]

Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
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 No.61249

>>61240
How did u even come to this conclusion bro …💔

 No.61250

>>61249
emoji and typing style

 No.61251

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>>61250
Mods, remove this nigger at once from my board

 No.61252

>>61250
Everyone uses emojis . And I'm referencing the "furious dish meme"

 No.61257




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 No.61226[Reply]

 No.61227

T-tehe ^w^ yew sawid eraDICate

 No.61228

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>T-tehe ^w^ yew sawid er - ACKACKACKACKACKACK

 No.61230

>>61227
so geggy!!

 No.61232

>>61226
This is Cdog, the cucknadian from the podcast btw



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 No.61201[Reply]

What if you go to the North Pole?

 No.61202

you get further away from the south pole

 No.61203

You enter Zelligborean with all the Zellig, this is where Massa went to when hunkered down in the Massabünker

 No.61211




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 No.44296[Reply]

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
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 No.56793

Bumo

 No.56797

MAYA IS BVILT FOR HUGS, LOVE AND CARE!

 No.56809

>>56797
trvthnvke

 No.61206

if Maya doesn't appear right in front of me and comfort and hug me and tell me she loves me right this second im going to scream at the top of my lungs until i pass out

 No.61207

>>61206
TSMT TSMT TSMT



 No.61070[Reply]

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
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 No.61116

>>61114
New personal gegbvll, the dutchshitskin

 No.61126

>>61112
what are your thoughts on this video

 No.61127

>>61126
Rangereplace Reddit's neurons with this video

 No.61130

>>61126
this is what goes on inside my mind every second

 No.61131

>>61130
agugu mind virus patient zero



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 No.2361[Reply]

Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
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 No.61121

>>61113
I think zaryans are more interested in Dutch culture than newfags on Reddit and Instagram

 No.61122

>>61120
U-using emojis on thaw zarwty?. Y-you're katecaca!?

 No.61123

Oy vey. I-i a-almost t-tappwed a minwor

 No.61124

I still find it funny that Mymy is a time bomb but the teachers especially Vera don't give a damn

 No.61125

>>61121
Reddit is too fixated upon
>saving da zeeeeelllliiigg, trust me goyims, the MOMENT this YouTuber watches Ongezellig Massa will come back!
And ironically miss out on all the little details, namely, the dutch culture



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 No.60994[Reply]

>bvilt for bbc
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 No.61102

>>61100
saw my post on zooru award

 No.61103

>>61100
obsessed

 No.61104

>>61103
what the hell r u on bout

 No.61105

>>61104
obsessed with namefags award

 No.61107

>>61105
No I saw the t-thing on the zooru. Sorry



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 No.60987[Reply]

Favourite deel?
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 No.61040

>>61039
The heckin' wholesome gemmy animated scenes and the implied TND are kino you mean

 No.61041

hard to decide, while id say 4 is probably the best.
my favorite is 6 because of maya's "imagination" scenes plus the credits scene of her while ik ben het maar plays

 No.61047

>>60987
Deel 4 feels like the calm before the storm, so I choose it

 No.61053

>>61039
acucu

 No.61062

>>61047
the cvlm befQre the stQrm…



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 No.61043[Reply]

>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
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 No.61054

>>61050
super gemerald

 No.61056

>>61050
why do drawgods always forget the three eyelashes of mymy

 No.61057

>>61056
DrawGODS… your response?

 No.61058

>>61056
I think more people forget the (fake) freckles

 No.61059

>>61058
Jewish mole, Mymy is Aryan and has natural freckles and A10 eyes



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