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 No.41411[Reply]

Hello. I saw a video from saberspark about this dutch cartoon the other day and came across this site after searching. What is this site about?
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 No.41426

>>41425
>Abraham lied
>Abraham was the first Jew
…….GEEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.41433

>>41426
Modern Jews are Arabs which once replaced native Judean population through “assimilating”. So Abraham was White.
>>41425
Not every lie is a sin. In particular if it's a lie from a chosen (like Abraham) and for good purposes.

 No.41434

>>41422
I wonder how this reply caused a religionbaiting.

 No.41443

>>41433
>So Abraham was White.
Evendoe joos consider him their forefather, and Jews aren't white. Someone should pull up that 'toss about Hebrews and Jews

 No.41444

>>41443
>Evendoe joos consider him their forefather
Trust the Jews? Such bad news.



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 No.36421[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread.
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 No.40629

>>40623
obese zellig girls, now they are even more built for BBC than they already are

 No.40656

>>40629
Meds, now. Xhe's not fat at all, its just in a cute art style.

 No.40657

>>40623
Glistening, shining, 100,000 lumen Zemerald

 No.41413

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day something

 No.41421

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>>41413
>HOLY HECK!
>IS THAT A FRIGGIN' UPDOOT BUT CUSTOMIZED TO MY AUTISTIC OBSESSION?
>GOOD DONE OP, HERE'S A REDDIT GOLD



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 No.41264[Reply]

Can anyone explain what this is supposed to be? I haven't been on the zarty for months
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 No.41278

>>41276
infanticide

 No.41279

baby mymy she says agugu

 No.41281

>>41279
this is accurate

 No.41366

>>41273
someone once made softcore AI porn of it >>27391

 No.41415

>>41264
its a gem



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 No.41220[Reply]

Will never see an episode 2 award
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 No.41400

>>41397
Worst font in the world award

 No.41401

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Did you expect a /zate/ reference? However.

 No.41402

>>41401
It lacks the verb, it should say
>Non sarai mai il marito di coco

 No.41403

>>41401
why am I getting attacked now? I did nothing

 No.41406

>>41402
I thought sarai it's a pronoun. Whatever.



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 No.40934[Reply]

>*Mymy starts thinking that this is getting more and more absurd*

>Hold on, so you like the thought of having a female body but you don't mind having your… private parts remaining male?
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 No.40968

>>40967
I dunno.

 No.40969

>>40968
Kys nigger

 No.40970

>>40968
Either 'leno sproked out once again and disabled the domain or the new she/her troon developer fucked something up

 No.41152

up

 No.41360

>>40945
Better music than Taylor swift award



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 No.27929[Reply]

https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations
make AI slop noooooooooooooow
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 No.41226

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 No.41227

>>41226
He's really doing it

 No.41317

>>41226
Do this and the zarty will be saved

 No.41355

>>27929
Anime Zem

 No.41356

>>28554
>every time you make an AI video the evil communist gangster computer-god satanic one world government snatches a dead baby's soul out of the sky and puts it into the evil communist satanic computer-god machine to create these videos, in the second video you can see the soul's confusion and agony as it's being put into a digital body
Holy Geg, the zartypocalypse is gonna happen soon o algo assim



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 No.41293[Reply]

yup.

 No.41296

Marge

 No.41297

>>41296
Jannies on sharty cracking down on agugu which is le good

 No.41299

>>41297
Ruleclitties as usual, but this time they're removing actual brim
>still caring about the datamining fedded website



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 No.41242[Reply]

If ongezellig was more realistic, Most of the students would be DSL pisslam immigrant shitskins who terrorize the halls.

 No.41243

why would someone make this

 No.41283

Is that euromutt?



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 No.40648[Reply]

So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
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 No.41230

fakecel above me

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 No.41248

>>41231
Fail of the century.

 No.41252

>>41224
tsmt and I'm not even christian



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 No.21577[Reply]

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 No.21620

>>21579
chud mindset.. i kneel..

 No.21622

>>21618
wiki raid, check recent changes

 No.21625

Oh by the way, if you didn't know, this raid was most likely coordinated by this absolute loser Ifunny user known as Petrixxx (check the wiki on recent changes and you'll see that he has been spamming and changing entries). As I said, he is a complete loser obsessed with the sharty and his hecking "le shardeee culture" and ongezellig lives rent free on his empty nogging.

 No.41229

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>>21625
oh 🍯, no… just no.

 No.41238

>>41229
You're welcome anyway
Ignore this basement dweller >>21625
>inb4 zaryan leaking



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 No.41126[Reply]

Is Cleo a 'gger?
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 No.41201

I guess

 No.41202

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>Zaryans are fapping to Cleo instead of racebaiting Coco

 No.41203

does anyone remember that vid of the guy reacting to ongezellig and he has some mp3 play that goes like OMG WHAT THE FUCK or something, i cant find the thread that has the mp3

 No.41204

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>>41203
dw im retarded i scrolled past it

 No.41205




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 No.41032[Reply]

I love Mymy so much I wonder if I blew my head off would I find her on the other side
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 No.41111

>>41110
Im edgy now

 No.41112

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 No.41113

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>>41112
she is so

 No.41114

>>41108
*reach the Heavens

 No.41135




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 No.40971[Reply]

Hello my nobles
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 No.41100

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 No.41103

>>41092
>It's all based on an unsubstantiated assumption that private ownership automatically translates to competence, and that the public ownership translates to indifference.

you're actually retarded kys

 No.41105

>>41103
Unlike you I have actually read his argument and understood it.

 No.41106

Also there is 99% chance you are the brapzillian, the laughing stock of the entire website. Not necessarily in position to call anyone retarded.

 No.41134

>>41105
>unsubstantiated
reading theory and saying that just makes it worse, it means you are retarded and suck at reading comprehension at the very least
>>41106
😂😂😂



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 No.41118[Reply]

new mymy redesign
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 No.41127

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Fuck this shit website

 No.41128

Chastise this eaten location

 No.41129

>>41118
Brimstone

 No.41130

Brimstone thread from niggerhell

 No.41132

Gemerald thread from aryanheaven



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 No.40598[Reply]

The Big Lez show is not a zellig, but hypothetically, for the sake of the argument what if it was and Maya ongezellig met Leslie
Someone draw big lez in ongezellig art style
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 No.40601

drawing anything in zellig artstyle is coal, drawing zellig in other artstyles, however, is gemmy

 No.40602

>>40601
Ok then, I also request an MSpaintGOD to draw zellig in the big lez style.

 No.40642

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 No.40647

>>40642
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
I love this

 No.41064

>>40642
Ok now draw it but with coco chilling with Quinton and Lez telling that cunt maya to come out of her fucking shell while he dosed her with drugs



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 No.40995[Reply]

>Japanese
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan

 No.41002

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>Brazilian
>Consume Dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obssesion over Dutch animated girls
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Escape your country at age 18 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a Utrechter willing to take you in
>IRL Coco win
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be Italian
Yep, I'm the perfect Zaryan.

 No.41004

>>41002
>a Utrechter

 No.41006

>>41004
>an Utrechter
you're blind



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 No.40547[Reply]

Yesterday I had a dream about eating a stroopwafel because of ongezellig, is it over for me?
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 No.40908

Update: not really zellig related but tonight I had a dream about zoot being threatened by the jarty mods and admins, idfk what that means but perhaps they fear the zarty

 No.40909

I'm obssesed with the girls but they never appear, rather I'm bombarded with random SNCA irl hotties made up by my brain. My dreams are literally coals in a sea of gems

 No.40984

Most of my zellig related dreams aren’t even about interacting with the girls, but rather the show becoming popular. I’ve had several dreams where a famous streamer watches Ongezellig and it makes the show blow up in popularity.

 No.40993

>>40984
>I've had multiple dreams where the show gets invaded by normies
Those are called nightmares

 No.40996

>>40993 yeah but imagine if it became so popular that it gives Massa a reason to work on it again



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 No.40900[Reply]

Mymy once said "Trans rights are human rights" and she's proud of it
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 No.40905

>no fact-checked, peer-reviewed sources to support that claim
claimcacas what is this?

 No.40906

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Biggest bait ever seen on the zarty

 No.40907

>>40906
The biggest lack of an arrow even seen in a post

 No.40956

xe threw the fishing pole in ze water

 No.40982

Mymy would never say that



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 No.40666[Reply]

Anyone have this translated? I bet it's somewhere but I can't find it
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 No.40684

>>40676
What google translate does to DSL mfs

 No.40686

File: 1727557632261.webm (3.72 MB, 256x288, 1727031799370y.webm)

>dutch third language (DTL)

 No.40915

>>40673
zesjescultuur is just always doing the minimum to go to the next grade/pass a test fyi

 No.40950

>>40915
It's basically "the culture of the 6 (mark)", surprised someone got it wrong

 No.40977

>>40915
xhe's basically putting her finger on just the surface of the dyke and not digging deeper (or hovever the land is reclaimed)



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 No.40951[Reply]

WE ARE SO BACK ZARYANS
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 No.40954

>shitter coal gets teased
>we're so back zaryans
??????????????

 No.40955

nawww bruh. bro sent unidentified rapist niggacoal ☠️ ESL ahh nigga

 No.40957

this thread is about to get deleted btw

 No.40958

>>40957
meddies

 No.40959

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>>40958
a little birdie flied up to me and told me this btw



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 No.40802[Reply]

i cant find the thread for this absolute kino anymore what happened
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 No.40877

>>40872
This Zaryan grew to hate the effort needed to finish this and subsequently cancelled it out of spite

 No.40878

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>>40872
We believe in you

 No.40880

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>>40876
I'm hoping by the end of the year at least but I'm pretty sure I'll have a trailer out before then
>>40877
Falsenvke i still transheart zellig
>>40878
Ty also proof it's me

 No.40881

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>>40880
>cropped 'p
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT

 No.40914

>>40872
hello again
>>40880
HOLY SHit…



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 No.40773[Reply]

>agugu created by a Serbcuck
Ohnononono

 No.40774

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>agugu spammer was French shitskin
Zartygoogoogaga…

 No.40775

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>creating agugu



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 No.40628[Reply]

I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
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 No.40746

>>40636
coco getting BFC

 No.40766

>>40746
uhh ackshually napoleon was like originally from italy or something

 No.40767

>>40766
>napoleon was born in italy therefore he was italian
by your logic, shitskin NIGGER pajeets born in UK are british because they were born there. that's why you are a smelly shitskin NIGGER. you will always be a NIGGER. get away from me ugly subhuman NIGGER.

 No.40768

>>40766
The circus named /zate/ is already not in town but its clowns stayed behind

 No.40769

>>40766
Corsicans aren't Italian. They are a different insular nation like Sardinians.



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 No.40752[Reply]

Mymy's VA covered a song by kpop band SEVENTEEN. The same band has a song titled "My My"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA9IPpmJbh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh7i4X9iIVc
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 No.40758

>>40756
Zaryans what should we do 😭

 No.40759

>>40758
stop following her every step online?

 No.40760

>>40759
just to spite you i will obsessively stalk her every move and i will find her address and kill her and dump her corpse in a river

 No.40761

>>40760
I don't care though

 No.40764

>>40760
We must kidnap her and force her to VA every fan made zellig content that exists and that will exist….



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 No.37879[Reply]

We won Mayabros
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 No.37910

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>>37909
Keyed, thank you for your efforts zaryan

 No.37918

>>37909
>specifically banned for GET stealing, not for raiding
I have never seen this happen before, 90% of GET steals typically result in a perma.

 No.37966

zem

 No.40679

zem

 No.40750

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>>37909
Incredibly Zased and Zelligpilled.



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 No.40705[Reply]

>/zate/
>Side board created for shits n giggles
>99% of soyzellig traffic
>Nobody gives a fuck about /zellig/ anymore
The zarty has fallen
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 No.40717

>Maya's birthday
>Massive lorenvke dump by massa
> <16 banned from the zarty
> /zate/ has fallen
>Zellig animation Collab
Is that zarty saved?

 No.40718

Deleted full of irl Mymys board award.

 No.40735

>>40718
geg, accurate

 No.40736

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Rest in Pizza, /zate/. We'll not remember you.

 No.40747

>>40736
mindbroken by zateGODS award



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 No.40681[Reply]

Fuck this raisin site
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 No.40704

coco = applejack
mymy = pinkie pie
maya = fluttershy

 No.40737

Everyone ITT isnt white

 No.40743

why are you faggots such pussies?
If you don't like xitter zellig fnf shit, just ignore it and delete your account

 No.40744

>>40743
posted in the wrong thread award

 No.40745

>>40744
No, I'm just retarded and replied to the wrong person. My point still stands though



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 No.40715[Reply]

Continue your shitty racebait show here
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 No.40732

>>40730
maya = bwc
coco = bic

 No.40733

So kys bbcbaiter, you r not needed anymore

 No.40734

>>40732
Oh nee shitaliano friendo you ruined my monologue….

 No.40738

>inb4 9279294279193 replies

 No.40739

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no need to continue, belarusian mongo lost and started larping as a mongoloid nomad who also lost



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 No.40662[Reply]

'zellig in the 'oontown

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 No.40664

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>goontown

 No.40665

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>coontown



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 No.40403[Reply]

How do I make her real
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 No.40617

>>40616
Meet someone like her in real life

 No.40618

Glad to see you guys are making a tulpa thread

 No.40619

>>40618
tulpa shit is coal, just pray that you meet a hot boer blonde

 No.40620

>>40619
Tell that to this guy >>40616

 No.40621

>>40620
well, you find a kind hot boer blonde irl and force her to dress up as Coco



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