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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 22:59:02 No.100831 [Reply]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I ever spent 30 dollars on

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Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 17:54:14 No.100948

>>100924
yep
https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1h9miis/so_me_and_two_other_guys_on_discord_managed_to/

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 18:04:42 No.100953

>>100948
holy gemerald

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 18:06:55 No.100954

>>100953
I got inspired by that video actually

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 18:26:44 No.100961

>>100948
zemerald

Zaryan 08/07/25 (Thu) 04:37:35 No.101043

>>100831
>>100948
made me audibly geg award

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 02:44:26 No.100678 [Reply]

/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 03:02:44 No.100681

Lys Mayafag you saved the zarty's image on the shardee.

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 03:03:03 No.100682

>>100680
Slf

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 03:07:39 No.100684

>>100680
Trvke

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 07:44:27 No.100709

SNCA

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 21:51:27 No.101027

/soy/ has gone completely nuts and disabled ability for jannies to move (also non-arrow threads are allowed again)
Go post zelligs because jannies can't move em no more

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Zaryan 07/01/25 (Tue) 14:24:30 No.94620 [Reply]

Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 23:17:14 No.100830

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>>94640
those who read Revelation 2:9 in koine greek: 💀💀💀
those who read Revelation 3:9 in koine greek: 💀💀💀

did satan himself write this post? where did you get ekklesia from??
i am almost convinced that satan himself actually came to zarty and wrote this post 1 month ago. and he actually succesfully deceived me for a whole month and made me believe it was "ekklesia of satan" until i opened the verses and read them for myself.
satan, you have no power over the zaryans of soyzellig. In the name of JESUS CHRIST of Nazareth, depart from this place!
Zaryans- truly I tell you, the time is near. please repent and turn to Jesus, for the day is coming very soon. sooner than you think. If you miss the chance, then at least Do not fall for the antichrist system, resist taking the mark they will try to put on you, that will control the digital currency, without which you won't be able to buy or sell. starve to death if you have to, do NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE SATAN'S SYSTEM! those who endure UNTIL THE END WILL BE SAVED!

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 07:23:37 No.100858

tsmt

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 08:20:15 No.100860

Obsessed thread…

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 20:52:02 No.101015

>>100860
failsage geg

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 21:15:50 No.101022

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>>101015

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 20:04:37 No.100814 [Reply]

>Mayar look

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 21:10:29 No.100822

The birth of a gem

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 22:00:01 No.100827

Oh im not sleeping tonight coco why would you show me this…

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 22:56:37 No.100829

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Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 18:03:15 No.100951

>>100821
Reference to this video o algo si

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 19:36:06 No.100986

>>100821
It's full of Lesothans flopping their tbp's to "Cocomelon" or so I've heard

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 18:29:55 No.100800 [Reply]

Why are all these 6 month old threads getting bumped?

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 19:12:25 No.100808

>>100807
>zartybumping is necro culture

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 19:47:26 No.100813

>>100808
culture necro is bumpingzarty>

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 11:04:05 No.100864

Yeah I'm starting to notice how many of these threads are over a year old or so

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 11:40:08 No.100867

>>100864
An obsessed boogeyman is doing ts

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 11:41:23 No.100868

>>100864
we're getting old zaryans

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'assa'cord mods are paranoid Zaryan 06/10/24 (Mon) 21:17:37 No.26928 [Reply]

I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg

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Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 02:27:24 No.100849

Holy FUCK stop necrobumping MODS BAN THESE CORD NIGGAS BAN THEM BAN THEM BAN THIS NIGGA BOB PLEASE SAVE US MAYNE CMON MAYNE PLEASE STOP THIS SAEFAGGINCORDTROONOOMPALOOMPA SHEIT I SWEAR MAYNE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE IM BOUTTA ROPE MY ASS RIGHT MUFFUGGIN NOW LIKE HELL NAW MAYNE JUST NAW

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 03:12:45 No.100850

>>100843
I was groomed by a femboy in my class once and now my first kiss has been with that Thai Faggot, I would have been devastated but Mymy isn’t real so I will probably never kiss anyone again anyways.

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 04:32:58 No.100851

>>100850
Are you making fun of me?

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 04:51:52 No.100852

>>100851
No I’m serious this happened to me I’m just sharing my albeit less destructive experience with you to show that you aren’t the only one

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 05:23:39 No.100853

>>100852
It came off kinda mockingly aubsurd, but thanks for sharing.

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gifs Zaryan 01/11/24 (Thu) 16:46:43 No.7033 [Reply]

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks

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Zaryan 05/31/25 (Sat) 09:38:02 No.87921

>>87903
gemmy

Zaryan 05/31/25 (Sat) 11:17:55 No.87993

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 21:29:00 No.100824

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Here you go

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 21:58:37 No.100826

>>100824
2 month bump award but these are cool

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 22:29:33 No.100828

>>100826
Better than the obsessed 6 months bumps

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/CRAFT/ Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 03:16:59 No.100686 [Reply]

A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.

I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.

Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.

The base features are

Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 09:46:41 No.100737

I won't mind if you made a server, do your job minecampfGQD

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:47:11 No.100794

Set this shit up now nigga

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 20:48:05 No.100820

set it up alreaadyyyy evendoe everytime i play minecraft i play for 1 hour and dont feel like playing anymore

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 21:32:14 No.100825

>>100686
I thought picrels were glitched but you actually made skins nice

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 06:36:37 No.100857

thread moved to >>100855 o algo

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Zaryan 02/08/25 (Sat) 21:58:54 No.60917 [Reply]

el goblina…

Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 14:07:19 No.60966

bvmo

Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 14:08:47 No.60967

>>60917
Sorry but we're obsessing over the new creepy ARG indie A24 slowburn horror dark variant

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:25:23 No.100788

bvmo

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:39:54 No.100793

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>>60967
>darkzellig was half a year ago
…

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Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 14:04:44 No.60963 [Reply]

why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

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Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 16:57:03 No.60984

Bro, most of the zooru is just a repost of whatever was posted here

Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 17:27:06 No.60986

>>60984
and repost of whatever gets posted on xitter

Zaryan 02/09/25 (Sun) 19:02:27 No.60998

>>60963
I'm looking and don't see any coal. What are you talking about?

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:27:18 No.100790

realy

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:28:10 No.100791

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I'VE SEEN THESE THREADS BEFORE

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Zaryan 02/04/25 (Tue) 05:53:42 No.60140 [Reply]

How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas

Zaryan 02/04/25 (Tue) 06:46:50 No.60142

why wasnt this video ever finished

Zaryan 02/04/25 (Tue) 19:08:07 No.60222

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Zaryan 02/04/25 (Tue) 19:21:30 No.60235

Snca thread

Zaryan 02/05/25 (Wed) 03:59:17 No.60334

tldr

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 17:20:51 No.100787

geg

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WARNING TO Y'ALL Zaryan 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:11:39 No.97316 [Reply]

Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.

Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 09:41:15 No.100735

>>100732
>>100733
our diversity is when we say kill niggers and kikes or something

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 09:41:46 No.100736

>>100735
It actually is doe

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 10:33:17 No.100742

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Waking up to the sight of trannies ACKing and soyboys crying really restored my vril to Hitler levels, what an unbothered community of (z)aryans

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 15:21:33 No.100776

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BLOOD AND MAYAFAILS LEAVING

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 18:36:23 No.100804

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>>100776
foodist behaivour

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Zaryan 11/02/23 (Thu) 03:33:14 No.3028 [Reply]

NIGGA, she is NUTS!

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Zaryan 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:09:16 No.56872

>>56860
>English version
Kill yourself

Zaryan 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:17:54 No.56873

>>56872
The dutch version sounded way too incomprehensible

Zaryan 01/16/25 (Thu) 09:32:07 No.57020

gold for you kind sir

Zaryan 01/24/25 (Fri) 14:51:26 No.58155

what a nice thread

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 14:43:14 No.100772

>>56860
Kino

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how old is maya Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 14:29:13 No.100769 [Reply]

how old is mayas mom

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 14:30:14 No.100770

older than Vera I presume

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 14:33:05 No.100771

>>100769
>>100770
how old is veras dad

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 22:49:18 No.100634 [Reply]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 11:29:49 No.100754

>>100752
I wonder how many 'party natives there are left now

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 11:46:01 No.100756

>>100754
I wonder how many midfags still stay here, like those who discovered the show through Youtube itself

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 11:46:36 No.100757

>>100756
Not to mention the oldfags who witnessed the deels being made

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 12:35:03 No.100760

>>100756
I’m here at least since October 2023 proud midfag

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 12:36:12 No.100761

>>100760
me too

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Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 01:27:07 No.100667 [Reply]

Should we try to set up a colony on the sharty Minecraft server?

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 01:35:35 No.100669

Didn't we get invited?

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 01:45:56 No.100671

what if we set up our own 'craft server

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 02:02:46 No.100675

>>100671
Bad experiences with those, the last one had some interesting individuals attached to it

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 08:27:14 No.100717

>>100675
the 'cord 'craft waifufag cabal is real…

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 11:15:06 No.100747

Nu Zartytown

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Ongezellig Visual Novel Zaryan 10/14/24 (Mon) 01:59:54 No.43076 [Reply]

I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?

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Zaryan 10/20/24 (Sun) 19:02:09 No.43938

>>43936
>>>/oc/1843

Zaryan 10/20/24 (Sun) 19:05:25 No.43939

>>43938
>/oc/
I ain't clicking this, i was told that I could be datamined like 'teens from da sharty

Zaryan 10/20/24 (Sun) 19:14:54 No.43948

>>43939
>i was told that I could be datamined like 'teens from da sharty
Meds, like last gen antibiotics meds

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 09:15:28 No.100727

its over we will never see maya getting a good ending

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 09:31:04 No.100731

>>100727
What could have been her last hope…

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 10:58:13 No.1957 [Reply]

>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.

NÖOK 10/22/23 (Sun) 17:12:49 No.1974

marge

Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 17:14:49 No.1975

>>1974
Deel 1+2 got 800k views recently. Big zaryan win in my opinion.

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 01:24:54 No.100666

so nice

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 01:38:10 No.100670

I'M SO GANGSTA I'M SO THUG

Zaryan 08/05/25 (Tue) 02:09:39 No.100676

this post makes me feel sad

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 23:14:30 No.100637 [Reply]

I tried

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 23:17:19 No.100638

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close enuff!

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 23:19:13 No.100639

Good job!

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 23:46:48 No.100642

Holy fuck Limeade just fucking killed the sharty

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Which characters are or may be autistic? Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 18:33:35 No.100551 [Reply]

My guesses are
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 20:56:37 No.100595

the one who made this post

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 20:59:58 No.100596

hi

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 21:00:27 No.100597

>>100596
the site isnt dead stop it

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 21:03:53 No.100598

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>>100597

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 21:09:15 No.100602

>>100551
Maya (honorary)
Mymy (HOI4 autism)
Rens (high functioning)
Henk (low functioning)

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 15:16:15 No.100526 [Reply]

my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:51:40 No.100545

Then why is Coco so shocked that Hitler is Maya’s favourite painter?

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 18:03:24 No.100546

>>100545
Because of jealousy for her admiration for him

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 20:29:49 No.100574

>'zellig is set in an universe where Hitler won
>Ilse is clearly visible

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 20:42:27 No.100580

>>100574
geg cant believe OP missed this glaring plothole

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 19:41:46 No.99782 [Reply]

>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 19:42:57 No.99784

Absolute marge

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 19:45:06 No.99785

this literally never happened

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 19:48:49 No.99786

Ongezellig episode thermbo leaked

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 20:12:00 No.99797

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>guns don't work against radioactive mutants

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 20:00:42 No.100567

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>>99797
>BUT POOP DOES!

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Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 21:16:49 No.100443 [Reply]

so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:06:19 No.100537

>>100536
>not anorexic
merelcacas…

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:19:04 No.100538

>>100511
us mymyDEITYs finally getting some Ws

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:21:28 No.100539

>>100536
She's fat and should cut down on the dutch version of twinkies.

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:21:49 No.100540

>>100539
zarties?

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:22:50 No.100541

>>100519
Maya's VA is the most mid thing I've ever seen

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:37:25 No.100502 [Reply]

>
<*cleo walks in*
<DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:59:32 No.100503

janny dont approve this

It's funny and I'm going to anyway

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 04:10:09 No.100505

Sassy nigger is so funny

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 04:57:55 No.100507

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>It's funny and I'm going to anyway

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:13:24 No.100532

Hunky twink sex machine broke containment

==NEW MASSA== Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 10:17:42 No.98906 [Reply]

Get in here of zoiets

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Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 11:36:51 No.100394

>>100385
The Mossad works with Foenkie and they have hijacked Massa’s works and made him cancel zellig

Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 11:50:36 No.100396

>>100384
You just made the Massadonie jannies clittyleak with this sentence alone

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:28:05 No.100497

you know what pisses me off is that he refuses to put any ongezellig related references into these videos even when they could be relevant

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 04:11:22 No.100506

>>100497
Even MrAryanPie puts in more relevant references to 'zellig in his work than the actual creator

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 09:53:22 No.100510

>>100506
MrZARYANpie fucking won

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Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 00:29:43 No.100077 [Reply]

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Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 09:16:32 No.100113

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Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 16:32:04 No.100145

>>100113
why is the one in the middle the most attractive though

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 19:52:55 No.100171

>>100145
warning you may be from pakistan. my condolences

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 19:55:23 No.100172

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>Mayabugs are from Pakistan
My gegdolences

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:34:23 No.100501

nobody looks like this

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Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 22:38:26 No.100453 [Reply]

do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 01:12:29 No.100475

>>100457
They're faggots who should be bombed to shit-Oh wait, that already happened kek

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 02:28:38 No.100476

>>100453
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it…

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:10:23 No.100482

>>100476
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:21:31 No.100490

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THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF LETS DO THE MATH TOGETHER
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:24:45 No.100494

>>100490
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience

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Zaryan 07/19/25 (Sat) 20:58:37 No.97854 [Reply]

coco frog thread

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Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 22:02:33 No.100199

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>>100192

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 22:05:31 No.100201

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>>100199
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 22:24:22 No.100205

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>>>100199 (You)
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 22:29:08 No.100210

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>>100205
IM WATCHING YOU

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 01:01:16 No.100473

>>100176
why's it so low res, geg

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 19:19:44 No.99771 [Reply]

>…
<Maya…
>…
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>…
<Maya.
>…
<Maya!

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 21:52:11 No.99827

>>99818
obsessed

Zaryan 07/31/25 (Thu) 05:29:25 No.99853

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>>99774
>see coal thread
>open thread
>find gem inside

Zaryan 07/31/25 (Thu) 23:38:49 No.100074

>>99853
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity

Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 00:31:54 No.100078

>>99853
replied to himself again award

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 00:45:17 No.100469

>>99774
i am also an alt. this guys one is funnier

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Zaryan 08/01/25 (Fri) 22:07:31 No.100202 [Reply]

MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS

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Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 19:34:30 No.100438

>>100433
Being kind is hard and lame, being hateful if funny and entertaining.

Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 19:38:55 No.100439

>>100438
>>99999

Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 19:50:32 No.100440

>>100439
just hard WNBAG

Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 22:01:46 No.100449

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tsmt
mayacare only

Zaryan 08/03/25 (Sun) 22:06:25 No.100450

>>100449
Mymycare, Mayacare and Cococare are all needed