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Zaryan 04/11/24 (Thu) 21:15:16 No.16914 [Reply]

I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 20:57:02 No.75946

>>75935
I don't have to

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 21:23:17 No.75954

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>>75946
marge

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 21:56:32 No.75976

>>75954
Pattern recognition, look into it

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 21:58:33 No.75977

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>>75976
one of my best skills is pattern recognition though

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 03:35:34 No.76011

>>75832
If only we had a booru to contain all these images

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'zellig WON Zaryan 10/14/24 (Mon) 07:43:48 No.43096 [Reply]

Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.

'zellig WON.

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Zaryan 11/29/24 (Fri) 13:56:02 No.47920

obsessed

Zaryan 03/18/25 (Tue) 07:29:29 No.70087

Zaryan 03/18/25 (Tue) 07:46:31 No.70095

>>43096
gem

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 02:41:46 No.76006

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trvthy zem, i also relate to maya doe.

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 03:27:04 No.76007

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>>76006

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 21:28:16 No.75959 [Reply]

Could she spare her sisters' lives during the shooting or wouldn't she care at all?

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 22:56:59 No.75980

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>>75978
the person you said this to looks like this beyond the screen albeit

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 23:12:06 No.75981

>>75959
She would kill maya for being a barbaars belg and spare coco because shes the only one who gave an applause to her presentation

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 23:19:04 No.75982

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>>75981
maya would accidentally dodge all of mymy's reusable bullets or something though because despite hating her life maya can't die for some cosmically unexplainable reason relating to lovecraft of zoiets

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 00:45:34 No.75993

>>75959
Mymy spares coco because she's yuri for her

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 01:10:04 No.75994

>>75960
If anything, she'd kill her for altering the presentation, not for stopping her from presenting it

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 13:05:16 No.75618 [Reply]

im racist

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 13:05:36 No.75619

keyed

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 13:07:35 No.75620

Thank you Soymy hat

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 00:21:44 No.75990

get in line

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 00:30:37 No.75991

>>75990
– 'cause it's motherfuckin' SHOWTIME

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:43:39 No.75918 [Reply]

Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.

This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.

Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:47:43 No.75922

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>>75918
Not many people understood it but this is a prime example of a how a group of people who are often depicted as extreme caricatures can just be as dedicated and caring. Both things can be true at once and when that happens it creates one of the best communities the shitnet has seen, I dare anyone to say the opposite

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:51:56 No.75925

dzvd.
I feel the exact same way, I also joined in around the same time. This be the last gemerald of the internet, nothing else online interests me anymore and once this has run its course, I'll leave the internet behind, but the time being I enjoy every day of it.

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 20:03:09 No.75931

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 20:12:41 No.75932

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 20:12:52 No.75933

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anyway
bbc

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 11:44:05 No.75041 [Reply]

Yfke wanted to be Maya's friend but Maya, being the SLF she is, was too busy being jelous at Coco o algo

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 11:05:31 No.75819

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Don't blame niggerweed on your femcel behavior. Smoking is le bad.

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 11:05:38 No.75820

>>75817
What would xer voice sound like

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 11:32:18 No.75821

>>75820
Ever listen to Tom Waits?

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 14:07:01 No.75846

>>75820
She would sound like Maya but more raspy and tranny-like

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 14:50:31 No.75859

>>75846
yeah definitely a raspy incoherent voice when she's under the influence

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 03:51:11 No.75521 [Reply]

If Mymy can hear her from that distance, imagine what Coco has to go through every night.

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 03:10:13 No.75794

>>75793
you are insane
I am insane
We are all insane
For ongezellig

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 04:05:09 No.75795

>>75792
Apart from being technologically illiterate, she's far too well-adjusted for that

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 04:57:51 No.75797

>>75795
maybe in her school years but not in the future

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 07:21:50 No.75809

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>>75578
>>75676
I know I'm too late, but hoi, Apop. I didn't expect you would ever visit this place.

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 07:37:18 No.75812

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>Oy mame no se wey dis obsessed Massa tuk away mi favourite dumb blondie to make porn out of
>obsessed gringo made mi goonable afriBRAPner no bien goon materialé

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Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 02:47:48 No.75261 [Reply]

>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar…
<*kisses her and makes out with her* maya… you're beautiful…

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 20:58:49 No.75748

I'm pretty sure character.ai doesn't look like vantablack meximutt with a receiver on his head

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 21:02:02 No.75749

>>75746
>>75747
it was one of those shitty videos where there's music playing in the background and it says like "strength"
and then it gives one of them a point depending on who is better in that specific category

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 21:03:34 No.75750

>>75749
i thought you were saying Adam made a video like that

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 21:05:15 No.75751

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>>75750
xhe did

Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 05:07:03 No.75800

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nude edit when Zaryan 03/16/24 (Sat) 13:53:39 No.13368 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE

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Zaryan 03/30/25 (Sun) 05:14:45 No.73442

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'gated
couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂

Zaryan 03/30/25 (Sun) 06:11:42 No.73446

sage

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 16:59:36 No.75655

bvmo

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 17:53:11 No.75663

Ghanshan sisters…

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 22:49:47 No.75769

crazy how this nigger never got banned

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the soyzellig iceberg Zaryan 01/30/25 (Thu) 21:23:27 No.59337 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

submit ideas for soyzellig iceberg in this thread

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:09:46 No.75532

>>75529
>Bruh is avatarfagging now
Zooot

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:26:32 No.75533

>>75532
soyzellig.discord

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:28:52 No.75534

>>75533
Zarty is just like 6 cord servers pretending to be organic posters

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:36:15 No.75535

>>75534
It would be more active if that was the case

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:36:54 No.75536

>>75529
marge

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 01:16:41 No.64289 [Reply]

>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm

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Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:45:09 No.75504

>>75501
she looks like that

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:54:29 No.75505

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>>75504
I may have done something wrong here

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 21:52:35 No.75515

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>>75505

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 21:58:54 No.75516

>>75505
scared me award

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 22:27:04 No.75517

>>75515
relatable

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boogu Zaryan 02/10/25 (Mon) 20:17:07 No.61133 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

starting a comic series for this goog, here is page 1

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Zaryan 03/30/25 (Sun) 21:32:37 No.73825

>>73793
theres no swing its a bit hard to tell but boogu is lifting up a blanket

Zaryan 03/30/25 (Sun) 21:34:59 No.73831

>>73825
>couldn't draw blankets award

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:00:03 No.74823

>>64969
this one is my favorite. buggu

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:10:42 No.75496

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boogu fun play putty playdoh horrific abomination

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:17:31 No.75500

>>75496
Agugu abuse

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Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 19:48:40 No.75375 [Reply]

>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company

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Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:19:49 No.75474

>>75473
*Utrecht, insane amount of jeetniggers

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:20:21 No.75475

>>75474
we are both correct, sadly

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:21:26 No.75476

>>75470
yeah, but imagine coco using it

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:24:47 No.75477

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>yeah, but imagine coco using it

Zaryan 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:24:50 No.75478

>>75476
i dont have a soyjak to react to you

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Zaryan 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:25:28 No.74045 [Reply]

HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Zaryan 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:45:32 No.74050

>>74045
Geg, looks like mikebullet12 is still remembered. https://youtu.be/sV5AGT3p0VM?si=o8gx8__xs-hlXog2 Nice embedded 'p on 0:06 btw.

Zaryan 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:51:18 No.74053

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>>74050 (You)
And speaking of, my video got more attention here by the link than the rest.
>hell nah there's a lot of russian hieroglyphs
>>discord.com
>BLEED OUT FOODIST!
Many such cases.

Zaryan 03/31/25 (Mon) 21:57:40 No.74057

soon to be biggest rape victim of moscow above me

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 18:57:33 No.75365

you can make it so 'cord users can't watch your videos but i forgot how

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 19:35:08 No.75372

>>75365
I am interested

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Subject? that's funny silly even Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 21:30:50 No.74969 [Reply]

ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not

Hello my fellow zaryans

kinda weird to say that… not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like… well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will

this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do

Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there

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Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 08:45:25 No.75278

>>75271
>incomprehensible zigle zogles

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 13:58:58 No.75326

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>>75263
oh i'm a selfish little fuck, like not sharing stuff with others like having fun. also i feel terrible my face is killing me and yet there's not much that can be done about it bless you all

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 14:46:02 No.75335

>>75326
obsessed esl privacy facepain pedo

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 15:55:12 No.75338

>>74969
>if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
No one wanted to hear spergy prepubescent Russian accent anyway zaryan, but thanks for the disclaimer.

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 16:59:41 No.75352

>>75338
>Lel nobody wants to goon to the voice of an underage russian kid
Evendoe I want
>inbefore belarusian award

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I always fuck it up no matter what Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:51:54 No.74772 [Reply]

Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).

My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.

Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.

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Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 16:15:06 No.74864

>>74824
I do like what I am studying but the teachers are a living nightmare to work with, I already took a gap year, can't go back to that.

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 07:08:36 No.75275

Just trust in the Lord man. Your father'll come around eventually. I can't speak for him but if I had to guess I just think he needs time. As for your brother, just ignore him for now. If he wants to come around, let him. But just ignore him since he's only causing you bother. I'll keep you in my prayers man just hang in there. Much love n God bless Zaryan brother.

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 11:39:57 No.75293

Just do what I did and give up on life. If you can't do anything, then you can't.

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 11:41:49 No.75294

>>75293
Satan wrote this post

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 16:00:12 No.75340

>>74781
nope, there is no reason to do that, if you hate your family so much just leave them

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Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 19:48:09 No.75212 [Reply]

>maya is literally me

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Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:09:59 No.75217

>>75212
oh my god zaryans i want to hug her and tell her everything will be fine and fall asleep while cuddling with her while holding her tight and close while hearing her sounds of contentment

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:14:26 No.75218

>>75217
what are her sounds of contentment though

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:35:46 No.75224

>>75217
Jannies really be banning hornyposting while this irredeemable Schlock gets to stay

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 20:38:11 No.75225

>>75218
just her happy beautiful voice

Zaryan 04/07/25 (Mon) 00:36:12 No.75260

>>75218
mmmmmehghmehhhjmhehhgggggkkkfgssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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zellig desktop dancer Zaryan 12/30/24 (Mon) 08:38:25 No.67150 [Reply]

i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.

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Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:20:10 No.75237

>>75236
no i'm just massively retarded i do not mean to sound like some twitter sperg (though that sounds funny)

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:20:46 No.75238

>>75236
Maybe he accidentally put a virus in it

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:25:21 No.75239

the zarty dev should implement the dancers to the site doesnt seem too hard

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:15:48 No.75254

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>>75239
They can't even fix the 'booru doe so that's that

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:18:40 No.75256

>>75254
evendoe that's Zute being a SLF, so for this time it's not them but it's one fag

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 21:22:00 No.75119 [Reply]

>I wonder what she's reading

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Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:28:42 No.75167

>>75161
all IAZ characters look like spoons/thumbs/fingers

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:33:09 No.75168

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>>75120(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:37:42 No.75169

>>75168
I can only imagine what was posted

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:38:45 No.75170

>>75169
I doubt it's anything worse than >>10208

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:40:20 No.75171

>>75168
Do c*sworkcacas really?

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Happy Founders Day/Gelukkige Stigtingsdag! Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 08:10:28 No.75152 [Reply]

6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia)

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Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 11:37:43 No.75158

>>75157
>t. bait

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 11:41:26 No.75159

>>75158
>Everything I don't like is bait: a zaryan's guide to political discussion

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:14:09 No.75162

>>75157
>>75159
It's all the russians along with the jews and the kaffers

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:14:30 No.75163

>>75156
IAZ version NOW

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 13:19:10 No.75165

>>75163
I was thinking about it

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:31:26 No.75013 [Reply]

Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 14:59:46 No.75060

>>75059
i use my phone all day but i forgot to charge it once or twice

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 15:49:25 No.75062

>>75059
No wonder she is struggling academically

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 23:21:08 No.75130

>>75017
Trvke. Across the Sea and Why Bother are good contenders too.

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 23:58:57 No.75132

>>75024
OH MY VOLK SISAAAA

Zaryan 04/06/25 (Sun) 03:44:03 No.75144

>>75130
why bother even doe that would be weird for her to relate to

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Zaryan 03/14/25 (Fri) 19:19:10 No.69283 [Reply]

Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 18:17:13 No.75078

>>75066
Ok, but she really looks manly. Tomboy maybe? Or just a buff woman, idk.

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 18:19:22 No.75079

>>75078
just wait with gooning for confirmation

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 18:32:00 No.75080

>>73251
Even doe older Hispanics are also the gayest of all old people

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 21:26:52 No.75121

>>75078
this is literally how every dutch woman looks, sorry to break the news to you zaryan

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 23:55:14 No.75131

>>69317
The majority of troons are South East Asian and Latin American, and if we're being real any black/brown woman would fuck a White man to live in Europe.
You are being decieved by the jewish agenda.

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 20:38:20 No.75109 [Reply]

old but gold pebblethrow

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 20:41:50 No.75110

kino

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 23:14:19 No.75128

romanian schizo bumo

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Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:17:24 No.75084 [Reply]

MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:33:24 No.75087

naz vantablack brimstone eminating radiation

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:38:38 No.75089

That's not Mymy retard

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:40:53 No.75090

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>>75089
She looks like Mymy, you see the pattern!

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Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 16:05:40 No.74861 [Reply]

Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off… In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all

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Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 19:32:37 No.74926

>>74917
oh yeah what's up with that, are the rumors about a lot of trannies true? if so why the fuck are they still not BTFO? too valuable? not to sound like a piece of shit i'm genuinely curious, as i stated before i'm rather new to this place or at least haven't used it a lot

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 19:42:25 No.74927

>>74926
The offsite has a collection of troons, shitter mostly, but we have ways of dealing with them, we keep them at bay.

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:56:36 No.74951

>>74927
very well.

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 21:27:59 No.74968

+=test=+

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 10:44:57 No.75034

>>74917
Soyzellig gained longevity compared to other splinters because it offered something instead of just being slightly shittier sharty

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Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 13:43:53 No.74834 [Reply]

>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw

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Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 14:35:50 No.74848

>sees 'p
>doesn't report it
>makes a rant about it instead in another thread

Zaryan 04/05/25 (Sat) 04:09:45 No.75011

>>74848
That's aryan zartypedo

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 04:47:41 No.76019

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lmao xd haha

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 05:03:53 No.76020

meds no cp

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 06:45:57 No.76228

>>76020
meds and kys

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Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 12:37:34 No.74639 [Reply]

if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?

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Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 21:56:47 No.74762

Bait: the thread

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 21:57:52 No.74763

>>74761
brenton schmergstein

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:51:00 No.74771

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>the words of Brenton Tarrant

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:41:13 No.74825

>>74639
Koos so I could force him to fix the sharty before xe dies from AIDS

Zaryan 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:51:31 No.74828

>>74825
Saved this thread award

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Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 09:09:47 No.74620 [Reply]

There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.

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Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 16:44:57 No.74673

>>74668
Goonfish kill yourself

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 18:28:05 No.74695

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>>74673
what kind of insult is goonfish supposed to be? why are you calling me a fish for gooning?

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 19:04:12 No.74706

>>74695
holy newfag

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 22:03:31 No.74764

>>74695
Shut up, goonfish

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 07:06:03 No.75531

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>and resolve to jerk it less

Shut the fuck up you ESL Negroid groyper with your dirty Jeet faggot mindset "SAAR!! DONT JERK OFF TO DUTCH INDIE CHARACTER SAAR!!!"

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Anyone else in a situation like this? Zaryan 03/28/25 (Fri) 09:27:16 No.72929 [Reply]

I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.

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Zaryan 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:25:31 No.73258

Ongezelig is a Jewish creation used to promote racemixing because the only characters that appeal to imageboard no-life chuds are brown and asian while the only white character is a normie.

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 03:39:28 No.74575

>>73258
coco isn't white tho, she's african

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 03:54:38 No.74576

>>73258
We got multiple white background characters doe

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 05:39:24 No.74585

>>74575
thanks for bvmping this gem

Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 06:15:01 No.74595

>>74585
tsmt this thread is lovely

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Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 07:10:08 No.74368 [Reply]

>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf

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Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 15:37:55 No.74445

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>they ban your useragent. its like a string of data specific to your browser and device. you can use useragent switchers to get around this ban. there are browser addons for it. don't forget to clear your cookies aswell. what useragent switchers do is make it look like you're using another browser, another version, or another device. things can get wacky if for example you are on PC and you switch your useragent to an iPad device, then sites like google will start showing you mobile interface because it thinks you are connecting from a tablet

Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 15:45:54 No.74448

>>74397
They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.

Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 16:24:37 No.74454

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>>>74397
>They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.

Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 18:45:14 No.74481

It's gotten incredibly intrusive and cucked. You can't even post from incognito (which I always do). Haven't posted on datamine.xitter since froot enacted this gay shit. The only people left on the shitty are literal nucacas who don't see anything wrong with this.

Zaryan 04/02/25 (Wed) 18:50:00 No.74482

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