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 No.5510[Reply]

this is what we could have had…
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 No.83487

>>83485
Please open us the portal to 'ligartha

 No.83488

>>83487
Are the ex Dutch colonies allowed there

 No.83501

>>83488
of course! everyone of you is welcome in fact, you just have to go to your local ADL center! we will happily guide you through and open up the portal for you! we already have about 2 seasons of 'zellig and it just keeps getting better guys! the choice is yours. additionally if you want to be extra safe when you come in there make sure to put up an image of a cobson with tape and scream out "I LOVE IS REAL" 5 times really quickly and perhaps you'll be taken to your promised land zaryan!

 No.83502

>>83501
Wtf I love the ADL now

 No.83504

>>83502
and the ADL loves YOU zaryan! so come by your local ADL office and make sure to bring a picture of cobson that you will put up with tape on a wall, make sure you do all the steps as mentioned above basically and we VVILL happily guide you to your promised land! make sure you also record that btw and post it here or something to make sure you get what you crave AND deserve!



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 No.83460[Reply]

Marge? What do you niggas see in this cartoon to make a whole website out of it? I dont get it.
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 No.83493

I would like to join a site like this where its some kind of NAS and IAS combined out of the frootcord's reach (the closest I got to this was the shemmy before the jannies began to avatarfag), the reason I dont use this is because the pph is too low for me to actually use it.
Plus zellig isnt my cup of tea anyways.

 No.83497

>>83466
meds
>>83467
bigger meds


Doll's reign was basically the cause of it all. It was when tribalism started to appear, there was chaos everywhere and it ultimately ended with the shutdown of the site.

Froot wasnt a promising guy (continued in Doll's steps and he was 2x worse) and there was still fear that the site might become chaotic again, so this site was created as a bunker and as a glorified /zellig/ board (which there was one on the sharty, due to Froot being an autist, but at the time of this site's creation it still existed but was "temporary" locked, due to an epic battle against the muslims, where hundrets of ooooollddddfag zaryans rose from the depths of hyperborea to help alive zaryans to fight the never ending legions of islam; thats a story for another time)


The original vison of the zarty was to coexist with the sharty and to continue parodying ongezellig and its future episodes when it gets picked up…. BUT WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS NOW, CAN WE?

>>83493
the possibility of such a site is long gone. The soy sphere is dead.

 No.83498

>>83497
now that i think about it, maybe /zellig/ was alreayd deleted when the zarty became a thing.

But its irrelevant. /qa/ was our main homeland.

 No.83499


 No.83500

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>>83497
We'll always have each other at least and we succeeded in the secondary objective of getting 'zellig known (and us by proxy), not a feat many can brag about!



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 No.83378[Reply]

i made my mom a chocolate chip cookie pizza for mother's day, what did you do for mother's day?


File: 1746820389193.mp4 (28.06 MB, 1920x1080, maya sings nu song made by….mp4)

 No.82986[Reply]

Nigga heil hitler…… i love maya so much…
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 No.83041

>>82986
Zemerald

 No.83299

i unironically can't stop listening to this and watching this i just imagine myself there with her, singing the song happily together singing every single word out… thank YOU >>>82935 for making this absolute gem of a cover though, i couldn't make it the way it is without it.

 No.83302

File: 1746961079954.mp4 (24.06 MB, 1080x1440, december16.mp4)

>What is Coco even playing at her party?

 No.83370

>>82986
Cringeworthy ebonics

 No.83372




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 No.35708[Reply]

Post anything featuring Maya being happy or smiling
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 No.83292

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>>83287
jannycacas… tsk, tsk, tsk, looks like we have to cut off your non-existent pay yet again

 No.83293

>>83291
>>83292
Zarty mods and jannies take their time to process the written text word by word before deciding to goon on it then they will either delete or ban it. It's the process. Go with the flow.

 No.83320

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>>83287
Some of the people that browse here I wouldn't even feel safe being around with a gun.

 No.83338

>>83320
they are all offsiters doe, true zaryans would never say something like that…

 No.83342




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 No.83278[Reply]

-

 No.83279

way too big i think

 No.83300

Daily fact: only falsezaryans will understand what's the joke



 No.83177[Reply]

>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
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 No.83182

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 No.83183

>>83181
>>83182
Lord have mercy on us, two people made the 'inky edit. Soystein, we need your vaccine now

 No.83184


 No.83296

>>83184
rare BMT gem

 No.83297

BMT WNBAG



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 No.83233[Reply]

the duel continues
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 No.83245

>>83233
gemmy

 No.83283

Maya loses, eternally

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 No.83294

>>83283
Maya won in my heart

 No.83295

>>83294
tsmt… xhe won in all our hearts



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 No.83205[Reply]

>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my gooning space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the puritans on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.

 No.83208

Why didn't you just copy paste the actual reply

 No.83209

Should have complained about
>DA HECKIN' MORALFAGS
more

 No.83265

>>83208
Because that would be creatively bankrupt or something

 No.83266

there’s already a thread for this
>>79634



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 No.83088[Reply]

Zoot should buy the sharty

 No.83089

>>83088
Hypothetically, what would he do with it

 No.83091

>>83089
Shut it down for good

 No.83191

We should forget about sharty



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 No.78545[Reply]

What are you doing for his birthday zaryans?
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 No.78632

>>78585
This vid's audio connected to someone's airpods for some reason

 No.78636

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>pope francis dies at 88(heil hitler) years old at easter morning
skibidi agugu nazi dogwhistle gem

 No.78644

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>>78636
>1 day after easter on April, the 4th month.
Truly, it was god's plan…

 No.78646

>>78636
>>78644
Zaryans, have we just necromanced Hitler back into existence?

 No.83190

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 No.83005[Reply]

Aryan statvs: confirmed
They're really gemmy
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 No.83047

>>83046
there is not much that can be learned from my comment other than learn classical orchestration, because there isn't any one simple fix. To make tasteful orchestral music it takes serious dedication to learn the orchestral tradition, then to innovate on top of that in a way that isn't tacky is very difficult. Which is why I say it is fine for what he made, because only if someone really likes classical music would they put in the effort to learn this style, which is not everyone.

 No.83067

>>83045
Tsmt. That said, I'd be surprised if Massa had any classical training himself. Coco and Naar Huis don't exactly scream dominant-tonic resolution, and even Ik Ben Het Maar's verse is full of dissonances. Of course, that's not to say the soundtrack is BAD; it just doesn't follow classical voice leading or harmony o algo

 No.83100

>>83005
I kneel for this gem

 No.83155

>>83045
Thanks for liking it, and true this is in my opinion a huge rush job. This was made off hand while working on other stuff and if I put more effort into it and actually learned how to compose classical the right way, it would sound less like shit, but alas, there is so much music school teaches you.

 No.83157

>>83155
Oh hey xhe actually replied, kneeling for this



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 No.83118[Reply]

uh tf is up with the Kate's page on the wiki? =ZOOOOOOT THE FALSEFLAGGER JEET WAS KATE ALL ALONG=

 No.83119

holy red wording fail

 No.83120

I may need to get on the ziki then and drop some TRUTHNUKES

 No.83140

>>83118
Wasn't porn of trans vera made by kate posted on the zooru a few days ago?

 No.83143

>>83140
blacked*



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 No.82951[Reply]

>Touch my first stroopwafel, i saw madness
>I see it, i want it, i got to have it
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 No.82956

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>>82954
>The Pokemon go song released 8 years ago

 No.82957

>>82956
8? it feels like yesterday…

 No.83020

>>82951
most kino post on the log

 No.83116

Ongezellig: Milkies & Binkies update

 No.83117




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 No.83105[Reply]

>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles

 No.83106

How can she say that while sucking her hand?

 No.83107

much less than on der 'cord, preddit and xitter doebeit

 No.83111

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>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles



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 No.82863[Reply]

feed mymy stroopwafel until she puke then feed her more stroopwafel and then throw stroop wafel at her and then bury her in more stroopwafel
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 No.82930

>>82929
what is it?

 No.82936

still talking about yos-ACK, let it go already, he's been doxed and removed from public life months ago.

 No.82939

>>82936
'gated

 No.82941

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>'gated

 No.83052

>>82941
it's good to make fun of that muslim pedophile thouhg



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 No.83030[Reply]

redditcacas…
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 No.83034

BLEED

 No.83035

Kek! It's kino!

 No.83036

Even the coal factory known as Ghanshan didn't manufacture OCs THIS soulless

 No.83040

>>83030
Made for BWC btw

 No.83050

>>83036
Ghanshan operates at a subcritical level. This is supercritical.



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 No.22411[Reply]

OMGSISAAAAAA
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 No.83027

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>>22414
>the people in this community are such massive pussy chasers that their behavior will become completely dysfunctional as soon as one woman joins

 No.83028

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>>83027
>becoming completely dysfunctional as soon as one woman joins

 No.83029

If we can keep at least ONE foid in this community the mayamails won't have to have AI voice actors…

 No.83037

>>83029
We did find a VA but (((college))) is taking her away from us

 No.83039




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 No.81935[Reply]

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
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 No.82845

>>82809
it didn't, it only implies talking about a 16 yo using a buttplug is disgusting. also "can't she consent to a buttplug?" fym nigga the buttplug talkin to her like green goblin mask?

 No.82962

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>>82140
no, it would send my nose towards her beautiful, seraphic feet at inhuman speed. her lack of hygiene and sock changing just makes it better and better

 No.82963

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 No.83032

>>82963
No. He must suffer.

 No.83038

Shoes



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 No.82967[Reply]

ORANGE FUCKER

 No.82968

My orange QuVVn, oh how gracious and beautiful you are. Mymy so wonderful you are.



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 No.81159[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

hello everypony im buying a new computer soon, enjoy the soymy
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 No.82826

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>>82825
congrats

 No.82861

>>82825
if your studies fail, will you join the soyzellig group suicide?

 No.82862

>>82861
Third session this year? Nice

 No.82864

>>82825
even doe my pc are gooder then yours

 No.82897

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>>82861
i could never do that to poor agugu



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 No.78620[Reply]

THE CIA IS HIDING THE DEELZ THREMBO, EVEN THE JANNIES DELETE INFO ABOUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY GLOWIES(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.82638

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>>82637
WHO 3V3N US3S TH1S S1T3 ANYMOR3 LOL

 No.82871

>>82638
erm terezi i do :c

 No.82872

>>82871
stop bumping this shitty thread

 No.82873

>>82872
:p why its cool

 No.82874

>>82873
>:p
kill yourself faggot



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 No.82740[Reply]

Implying that Koos is slavic and Adam is central asian such as mongolian/kazakh, would they get into a fight?

 No.82741

Trace this immediately

 No.82760

Koos is the Dutch nickname for Jacobus, the dutch version of Jacob. Slavsissies just want a heckin' character to represent them.

 No.82762

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>>82760
>Always drunk
>Wears tracksuit
>Bald before 30
Slavic activities

 No.82763

>>82762
He's not drunk, he obviously took acid. And thats a buzz cut.



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 No.82747[Reply]

I don't think it's correct to portray them having the same height
Here are their actual heights
Coco - 180 cm/5'9
Maya - 170 cm/5,6
Mymy - 162 cm/5'3
There a lot of factors to that, such as dutch consuming a lot of dairy + Due to Coco being from SA she is definetely tanned and tanning makes bones stronger

 No.82748

Converted the units wrong award

 No.82749

Holy newfag, their height is:
Coco - 176 cm
Maya - 165 cm
Mymy - 155 cm



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 No.82643[Reply]

I've noticed that offsiters, whether it be sharty, 'cord or xitter, seem to often refer to zarty as a "dead site" or something along the lines of "almost dead, on the brink of death, no one uses it" even though the activity on zarty is the same as it's always been. what causes them to think like this?
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 No.82645

>>82643
because the site doesnt get a post every 10 seconds to fuel their tiktok sensory deprived brain

 No.82646

>>82643
Used to social medias, the activity even went up, and the number of unique IPs skyrocketed, it's just a consumer mentality

 No.82648

>>82646
>>82645
This. (((They))) ruined the internet with hypercapitalist-coomer ideology.

 No.82699

circlejerking

 No.82703

>>82643
What compelled you to post the uncensored version?



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 No.82025[Reply]

Character preference of zarty users has really changed since last year
54% Prefer Maya
26% Prefer Mymy
13% Prefer Coco
7% Prefer other characters
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 No.82186

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>>82184
Don't think I didn't see that fail, mayashit

 No.82189

despite making 13% of the zarty, Cocofags commit 52% of the racebait posting

 No.82190

>>82189
100%*

 No.82196

>>82182
mymy larpers are niggers lol

 No.82656

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Seems like the sharty preserved the mymyfagging
https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/579474.html



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 No.82540[Reply]

<spiteposting
<out blacklunged
<DFC
<mymyabuse
<Okay, you know what;
<begging for water
<niggerwiggle
<zoyim
</barbant/
<rangereplace
<pet nigger
<reelcaca
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 No.82557

>recursive mymy
oldgem

 No.82605

>>82556
nureelclitty…

 No.82606

File: 1746711748638.png (48.25 KB, 680x605, file.png)

>tfw i remember all of these

 No.82633

>>82540
I say and remember and also made some of these

 No.82780

File: 1746744473228.mp4 (586.86 KB, 854x480, youtube_2fttvercWyA_854x48….mp4)

>DFC
>mymy abuse



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 No.81764[Reply]

i have 63 images about maya already! i love her so much!
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 No.82480

>>82478
why are they crying always why cant they be happy

 No.82499

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>>81817
My 'zellig folder would probably be a lot larger, maybe even double the size, if I didn't have an obsession with deleting files I deem too low quality or not gemmy enough. I fear that one day I will regret this, or something

 No.82501

>>82499
If you're that afraid of regretting it, just start a secondary folder for archiving the lower quality ones

 No.82507

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>>82501
should have thought of that

 No.82510

>>82507
Maybe, but it's not too late to start now



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 No.82241[Reply]

Post Maya images
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 No.82359

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>>82357
just larping a lot of bullshit don't worry buddy

 No.82361

>>82356
oh I think it's gemmy alright for me, I mostly stay concentrated on doing my own things, 'jaks and art

 No.82362

>>82361
pretty neat! i love seeing 'zellig art or something

 No.82447

>>82356
The glazing is insane on this one

 No.82495

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 No.82167[Reply]

The title says it all.
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 No.82406

>>82339
that's aryan zeltycuck

 No.82409

>>82406
i never used any image board besides the 'arty and this place nigga this is literally just a soyquote stop trying to make it imageboardlitical

 No.82410

>>82409
that's aryan, shemmyclock

 No.82432

File: 1746632401065.gif (185.85 KB, 640x480, tomatos.gif)

This is embarrassing why would you willing post this raisin STOP roleplaying with jewish bots

 No.82446

File: 1746636717959.png (165.58 KB, 800x789, i heart aids.png)

>This is embarrassing why would you willing post this raisin STOP roleplaying with jewish bots



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