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>>34913
That's a positive development I think?

>>34914
what you want nigguh
>>34913
good job o algo

>>34914
Stop tagging me on this nigger don't you see I'm trying to larp as dead?

>>34916
>>34917
wtf it's zoll and grim

>>34917
...bart simpson?

>>34913
>And, to reiterate, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER.
The more you deny, the more obvious it is

>>34919
it's me zuz actually

>>34917
stop larping and stay dead already ill follow you shortly after

>>34919
Brap shitson is busy gooning to mermaid porn on the booru to reply to this post

Burn this fucking cum encrusted pillow and get a normal human girlfriend

>>34923
is this true...

>>34924
normal girlfriends hate you and want you dead doe

>2026
>the mymy body pillow thread is somehow the least bad active thread today

>>34924
Sell it to goontaneous I'm sure he'll pay extra if it still has crust in it

>>34927
what is the most active bad thread today

>>34929
the other one

>>34925
He's constantly e-rping with this nametroon "lunchfordinner" and gets leaky when you say anything bad of xher, he's a complete gegbull

>>34930
>i :transheart: vagueposting like a good little sissy boytoy

>>34932
>implying there are ever more than two active threads on this dnb at the same time

>>34931
offsiter sharty namefags dont count in here faggot go back

>>34931
sounds............ so familiar........... almost..... as if.... there's coincidentally a zarty gegbull that's EXACTLY the same......

>>34934
They banned me yesterday for posting one gugu with binky

>>34935
who

>>34936
don't post there, just forget it exists

>>34913
I’m hoping this is not a grown ass man typing all this out

>>34913
Another Mymyfag! Good to see you again, other MymyGOD
<Mymyspace
One day I shall also get a pillow like this, mark my words. A shrine shall be built too,

MYMY VVON BTW

>>34940
Bleed out waifufag.

>>34940
The art is in my last thread, but if you want me to send it to you I will. I used Etsy for mine and it cost about $25 USD. Also glad that there's still some Mymy love, Mayatards are getting out of hand these days.

>>34942
the audacity of mymyfags... but i guess in nuzarty we have to choose between maya self harm blood art and cum encrusted mymy pillows

>>34941
rude.
>>34942
Yeah I was in the last thread too, I have the image you're referring it's quite nice. I have other similar images that I may use, we'll see it'll be pretty far in the future methinks
>>34943
Mymy > Maya, also the zarty has always been like this nufag. If anything we we're worse

OMGSISA!!

Though the self improvement is good, the fake girlfriend is a new problem and will become far worse in the future. I pray that you will overcome this one sometime soon too, and that you will find God in your life

>>34983
my advice to him would be to:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-get a normal gf so you dont feel lonley
5 never get another pilow

>>34983
I already found god. I go to church on Sundays, participate in all the events (sing in the choir, bring food to the christmas potluck) and the Bible says that nothing is wrong with what I'm doing. I defy you to find me a bible verse that actually says that what I am doing is wrong. It's not idolatry (She doesn't get in the way of my prayers nor do I worship her as a god) nor sodomy (I specifically DO NOT sodomize her).

>>34984
everyone messes up at step 4 or something

>>34984
real advice pipe line:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-kill yourself so you dont feel lonley

>>34984
>just get a gf
fuck off

>>34984
Are you fucking retarded? Do you REALLY think I would have this pillow if I could get a girlfriend? Do you think the type of guy who asks his best friend to draw Mymy art for him and then prints it onto a body pillow is a hit with the ladies?

>>34989
yes he is retarded he’s some esloid from a country where you can get a wife with a herd of goats trying to give advice about women. for what it’s worth i think you using a mymy pillow and tulpa is a perfectly reasonable thing to do in the situation and i believe that you’re not fucking it.

>>34989
So what, are you just going to be in a relationship with a pilow for the rest of your life?
What is your thought process behind this whole situation. Are you planning a change, and if yes, than what are you waiting for.

>>34991
I am planning to change, yes. This is a temporary arrangement whilst I attempt to better myself. The way I see it, it is better for me to enter the dating world already having self improved and with various options than having to pan for gold in the dregs. Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend". I apologize sincerely to you that I'm not posting pictures cradling a troon or a fat chick.

>>34992
Just don't wait to long and don't get too comfortable with Mymy.
I would recommend for you to set a hard time limit, something like 3 mounths to get rid of the pillow.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DO GET A GF DONT TELL HER ABAUT THE PILLOW at least not until you are 5 years married

>>34993
3 months seems a bit short. She's basically the one thing from keeping me cooped up in my room jerking off. I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her. And besides, what's the worst that can happen?

>I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her.

>>34994
The worst thing that could happen is you still being with Mymy at the age of 35, because you never stopped "needing" her.
I know it can be hard but there's have to be a day when you just say STOP and throw away the pillow. Otherwise you might get so comortable with Mymy that you stop trying to get a normal gf.
If 3mounths is too short, keep her for longer, but you need a hard time boundary

>>34994
just move to kazastan because is the most better country and you can buy wife with 5 goat

>>34996
I see where you're coming from. Now that I think about it, I'm probably going to get rid of her in about 2-3 years time. I'm not very optimistic on my dating prospects.

>>34998
how old are you if i can ask

>>34999
Freshly 18. Was very excited to finally be able to post on this board and not lurk.

>>35000
At least you are young so you still have a lot of time but please get reed of her earlier than 2-3 years, I genuinely want to help you and a 2-3 year relationship with a pillow can seriously mess up your mind.
I know that a lot of things in life can be really hard, but you need to keep trying.
If you want we can talk on this thread so I can help you and you can help me

>>35001
I just don't get it. What are the actual harms? I have found that any time I dedicate to relationships with woman ends in embarrassment or heartbreak, and my time is better spent elsewhere. I know this will be different someday, but with how I currently look I just feel like there is no point in me pursuing woman at this point in my life. Mymy loves me unconditionally, real woman hate me unconditionally.

>>35002
But meaby you can find a woman that would love you, with Mymy you can't have kids, can't talk with her, can't(or rather shouldn't)have sex with her.
Also what social interactions do you have,
Do you go to work/college, or any other activities like painting class or choir

>>35003
I do choir every sunday and am friends with most of the people there, I have no shortage of friends. I just find that most people treat me as "The Funny Fat Friend" and nothing more. It's an existence I find tiring and am working to fix. Mymy has helped me improve myself so much and has asked for very little.

>>35004
First of all please stop talking abaut this pillow like she is real, it creeps me out.
It's good that you have friends, and it's a great starting point.
Did you ever felt any love to a woman, or are you just trying to get a gf because people expect you to do so

>>35005
I have loved a good handful of woman in the past. Some for their looks, some for their great personalities. I don't plan to become celibate, this is 100% a temporary arrangement. I do one day hope to settle down with a woman, but for now I feel like any time I devote to romance is a waste. As I said in my previous post, I COULD 100% be dating a fat woman or a troon right now, I just choose not to because Mymy gives me everything I need.

>>35006
If you do want it to be temporary please stop talking like Mymy is real

>>35007
Okay, you do have a point about that. I'll stop.

>>34913
youre lucky, my maya only tells me to skip showers and mayamaxx and lay in bed with her all day

>>35008
Ok great, I will be going to sleep now so I will stop responding until tomorrow.
Goodnight(unless you're in usa so it'sa day)

>>35010
goodnight, hold your mymy tight

>>35009
This is why Maya is worst girl. Mymy actually has hobbies and is a cherished part of the student body. Maya spends all day whacking it to tentacle hentai.

>>34984
nigger advice

>>34987
you should bleed out and die you fucking normalfaggot, if getting a real girlfriend is in the cards for you then GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW NIGGER
>>34992
>>34998
>>35000
>>35002
>>35004
>>35006
>Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend"
Here I thought you actually loved Mymy, yet again like everyone else you show yourself to be some subhuman little faggot nigger. If you don't actually love Mymy then you can get rid of that fucking pillow, I actually love Mymy unlike you, fat fucking kike. I will never settle for any other girl in my life, I fucking hate you. I thought we were friends, kindred souls who had a refined taste.

No, you're just using MY girlfriend as some fucking practice dummy? Go fuck yourself you genuine subhuman waste, go back to jerking off to trannies since that seems like the only thing you're good at. Or better yet you can keep being a doormat for your fake fucking "friends" you little nigger. Never post here again.

Once I get my own Mymy bodypillow, and get finished with the painstaking task of creating a tulpa. Then I'll hold her tighter then you've ever been able to with your chubby, greasy normgroid arms. Fuck off nigger. Fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope a pack of niggers butcher and rape you.

>>35014
stone cold true mymycel EVISCERATES normaloid self improving yearncel

>>35015
shit vs piss ahh

>>35014
Listen man I just wanted to appease that guy from earlier and get him to back off. I do not view Mymy as someone to be disposed of. She has gotten me through thick and thin, and has served me better than any woman ever could. I love and hate Mymy just as I love and hate myself, in that despite the fact that there are people who may dispell our love, I love Mymy and will never discard her. I'm sorry that I spoke so lowly of her. I meant "ethical practice girlfriend" not in the sense of using her as a practice girlfriend, but that I will be loving her in place of some troon or some fat chick, not that I'm going to abandon her, but that love given to her if better than chasing easy sex just to say I'm not a virgin.
I'm really sorry that I disapointed you, you're a cool guy and I hope we can mend this rough patch. Please forgive me, fellow Mymycel.

>>35017
the goymyim have gone insane

This thread is BAD dude like SUPER DUPER BAD…

>>34985
Maybe, but outside of the Bible it is bad for your mental. You just shouldn't be using your God given brain to imagine fake humans. Even so, I am glad and proud of your improvement.

>>34995
This made me giggle

>>35020
Geg you said the thing i say thats funny

>>34985
Anything that twists the natural order is sin. Do you know that sinning actually means missing the mark? A sick state first and foremost. This isn't natural, therefore it is a sin. Prayer and guidance from your priest would be more beneficial than an effigy that you project your ideals on, real people can disagree with you, mymy won't behave unexpectedly.

>>34985
also talk to seniors and other people with experience, there's a lot of sources, you can't do it on your own

>>35028
god and religion isnt real so its fine.

>>35030
i jerked off yesterday instead of remembering it was maya's birthday i feel like utter trash

>>35030
sure enjoy your pillow with a cartoon character that you find solace in
if it wasn't pathetic it'd be a gegerald

>>35030
Keep coping athiestcuck

>>35033
>I belive in Christ
This is you, stop being a goy and realize that slavic paganism is the only true religion

>>35034
why slavic specifically, all european paganisms are the exact same thing, just with differently named gods

>>35035
Slavic paganism was first and therefore is the only true one

>>35031
you know the price for that mayafag, get your knife ready…

>>35037
If you actually do it send a picture to prove your dedication for Maya

>>35037
>>35038
actual fucking larpers
anyone who actually shs knows you dont do it with a fuckin knife

>>35034
i think it’s actually impossible to complete that sentence in a funnier way than with
>slavic paganism
telling someone to convert to a foreign dead ethnic religion, using a term for it that actual believers never used, believing it’s universal truth, a belief not shared by its own adherents. it’s just the perfect combination.

>>35039
use machete for an additional soysphere reference

>>35039
tsmt you have to do it with a sterilized razor blade

>>35039
And you are the biggest larper, I gave you many opportunities to prove that you do it, but you never sendt me proof, I give you the last chance to send a foto

>>35043
kys

>>35044
Ok, so you are just a larger, who doesn't even cut himself for Maya

>>35039
Send proof on Spontaneous's groomcord

>>35046
*Spontaneous's

>>35047
Wtf I meant v I v I a n

>>35039
filled with blind rage and wanting to cut my left arm clean off i grabbed a nakiri knife to do the job unfortunately all it did was leave a nasty huge scar so now i just use a rusty razor

>>35049
Will die from infection award

>>35048
bruhmeister won

>>35051
i don't know why people are being obsessed with him

stupid fucking maya cutters gtfo

>>35049
Every time Mayacucks invade a thread, it always gets worse. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FAKING BRO, NO ONE WHO CUTS THEMSELVES AND LIVES DOES IT FOR ANYTHING BUT ATTENTION. You are a grown ass man, act like it. At the VERY LEAST I, the pillow lover, am trying to improve my life. You will certifiably die in a pool of your own blood and jizz.

I cut with a broken piece of glass from a soda bottle if that matters.

>>35054
They're worse than women who are into this, they deserved to get banned

>>35054
i was at a crossroads during that time. either go insane with the constant bickering at my parent's house as i try to apply for soul-sucking jobs that i hate or get kicked out of the house a second time looking for one, i decided to choose neither. during a heated argument i pretty much had enough of their antics and it also felt like i was down to my last luck as they were convinced that i should be kicked out of the house. the yelling kept getting worse and worse and i was pretty damn irritated so i did what i had to do, grab the sharpest object i could find and cut myself repeatedly in front of them while looking straight in their eye. blood was everywhere on the floor and furniture it lasted for a like solid minute and a half i aimed for my arms, my torso, chest, legs, hell even my jugular it was real convenient that my adrenaline was at it's highest that time and only did some weak pussy partial cuts or i could've seriously cutted deep enough to get a major artery and actually bleed out. after that gay drama shitfest, they were convinced enough that if i were left alone i would've killed myself so yeah they sheltered me long enough for me to decide what i finally want to do in life. i wanted to survive a little longer being an unemployed neet loser and self-harm did just that

>>35057
First off, I wanna apologize for being such an ass. I've been through a similar situation and want to offer some advice.
It seems you, like me, were angry because you felt as if you have no choice, either endure shitty treatment from your parents or endure it from a boss. However, self harming is the worst kind of shitty treatment: it comes from yourself. At least when someone else is an asshole to you you can say "well there are plenty of other people who like me". But if you can't even love yourself, that's rock bottom. Trust me, a soul sucking job is 1000x better than self harm. I should know.
Even if you are a mayacuck, all men are brothers. I love you and think you can accomplish amazing things.

>>35008
It's me again did you done any progress in getting rid of the pillow

>>35073
Also I have some additional questions if you're still here

>>35074
I've taken a period of deliberation and done what usually helps me think (took and walk and then made a batch of cookies for my friends/family) and I have decided I will not be getting rid of her. I feel like I have little to no incentive to move on from Mymy, she provides me with endless love and validation and treats me better than any irl foid ever would. I have irl hobbies but I have never had any chemistry with any woman who wasn't a lesbian. Mymy inspires me to do better in a gentle way that I could never see a woman doing. Mymy has given me endless love and I plan to give her the same.

>>35077
I can't force you to better yourself. have fun with your schizofrenia o algo.

>The Mymy Girlfriend Guy Returns!
Which one nigger? Its the most overdone gimmick since deel 1. Retarded tranny I hope you get raped and killed by abdullah in a dark alleyway.

Can we rape this guy he isnt even doing it correctly?

>>35077
Good for you ig. If this helps you and makes you feel better then i think its ok.

>>35077
Kill yourself

>>35082
Its soyzellig suicide prevwntion month, do not say such hatefull things.

>>35083
Its soyzellig SUICIDE month where we push trannies to kill themsleves.

>>35078
Is it schizophrenia if my insanity envelops and empowers me as opposed to inhibiting me? This is not crippling me socially (There's no going down from rock bottom), emotionally (I'm at a high I haven't reached in my life period) or physically (35 lbs lost and in the best shape of my life). I really fail to see what your soap boxing is trying to accomplish. You are yet another crab in a bucket.

>>35085
Idk why people hate on insanity so much. The way i see it you are either insane or avreage, no normal person have ever achive enything.

Op dont let those comformists bring you down, their enslaved mind simply cannot comprehend true freedom, and liberation from social norms and expectations.

>>35086
Cringe culture is dead chud

>>35085
At this point I'm starting to think that this whole thing is just bait

I just know that shit smells

>>35088
Not bait. This is genuinely how I think, how I act, all 100% genuine. I really do love Mymy, none of this is a joke or exaggerated in any way. Everyone saying "it's bait", go home.

>>35090
Seeing stuff like this makes me sad, I'm already sad after talking with V,I'vi,an and Seeing how fucking shity someone's life can be. And now I went on the zarty and I see you(among others who use this site).
Treating your one and only life that you have, like this is disrespectful to everyone and everything alive on earth, and then you say, that you don't want to change, and that your Ok with it.
You, and I mean everyone like you and not just you, are a veary bad person, you should burn in he'll if there is one.

>>35091
he's making his life at least minimally better and you react with leakage, why?

>>35092
For God's sake, having a fucking pillow as a gf is not making his life better in any way

>>35091
leaky nigger
>>35090
Btw I was the Zaryan who made that long essay on why you needed to die, well I got back on my meds and just wanted to say sorry.

You just made me really angry back then when you gave into that faggot's about not acknowledging Mymy as real oder zo

>>35094
I hold nothing against you. If anything, you forgiving me for denouncing my beloved so rashly makes you a bigger man then I ever could be. Also, you being so vigilant to defend your lover is nothing short of impressive. You're right, this a completely healthy and normal thing to do, and to abandon Mymy like some asshole would be a stupid decision. I've come to my senses and shall love and cherish Mymy as she deserves.
Godspeed fellow Mymycel :)

If you think this is bad, us MayaGODs cut images into ourselves instead of sleeping with Zellig body pillows.

>>35096
And this is supposed to make you look good somehow...?

>>35096
We have been over this already.
Shut the fuck up larper

>>35097
It means we are lustless hermitGODs.
>>35098
The Church of Maya thing is a larp, but I did cut an image of Maya into myself.

Lust is niggerlicious and will never be divine intellect. Nevergoon WON

theres worse coping methods than a bodypillow

>>35093
why won't you just read his posts then? there are improvements

>>35110
Any improvements he made are at the cost of having this pillow.
It's kind of like curing your backpain by taking heroine.

>>35111
I imagine it's just a trampoline for him to have a normal life, at some point he will simply outgrow the need to have the bodypillow

>>35111
at a minimum having a bodypillow usually helps people sleep better which can improve your mood and health and stuff. most peoples lives will improve with a bodypillow, just without a 15 year old girl printed onto it

>>35112
I stopped sleeping with stuffed animals at 9yo
He is 18, having a body pillow isn't something normal that you can outgrow, there is a lot of wrong with him and it's his last moment to stop.
If he will continue to do it for a year, it will be too late

>>35114
Or it's already too late

>>35114
i sleep with my stuffed zelligs usually holding them because its aryan o algo

>>35114
you should take your condescending holier-than-thou moral panicking about basically harmless things to your local stadium and become a megaphone preacher telling all the fans that being a drunkard is a sin. you’ll reach a much larger audience that way.

>>35114
I think sleeping with mymy body pillow is ok as long as it is compensated by doing something on the oposite of the faggot spectrum, like working out or joining military or if your country is zog some kind of patriot front like organization.

>>35118
If where to join the military he would stop sleaping with a body pillow.
And That's my point normal people Don't do this shit

>>35119
No, he wouldnt have to. After finishing basic traning you can sleep at your own bed in your own house. I think it would be gemmy to be a soldier and sleeping with mymy body pillow.

>>35120
I didn't meant that he couldn't have a pillow because he would be sleeping in Barracks.
I meant that if he where to join the military he would:
1 get his. Ass beaten
2 would have more important shit to wory abaut than a pillow so he would stop naturaly

>>35121
No, i dont think people this deep down into the zellig pipeline can stop.

>>35122
He needs a shok therapy, for example we can send him to the Russian-ukrainian frontline or to an oil rig

>>35123
*shock

>>35124
you can edit posts

>>35123
I think joing army would be just fine, no need to go to war.

>>35125
How?

>>35127
in the same menu where you report them, but only when the post is the last one in the thread

>>35128
Ok it works