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>>34913
That's a positive development I think?

>>34914
what you want nigguh
>>34913
good job o algo

>>34914
Stop tagging me on this nigger don't you see I'm trying to larp as dead?

>>34916
>>34917
wtf it's zoll and grim

>>34917
...bart simpson?

>>34913
>And, to reiterate, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER.
The more you deny, the more obvious it is

>>34919
it's me zuz actually

>>34917
stop larping and stay dead already ill follow you shortly after

>>34919
Brap shitson is busy gooning to mermaid porn on the booru to reply to this post

Burn this fucking cum encrusted pillow and get a normal human girlfriend

>>34923
is this true...

>>34924
normal girlfriends hate you and want you dead doe

>2026
>the mymy body pillow thread is somehow the least bad active thread today

>>34924
Sell it to goontaneous I'm sure he'll pay extra if it still has crust in it

>>34927
what is the most active bad thread today

>>34929
the other one

>>34925
He's constantly e-rping with this nametroon "lunchfordinner" and gets leaky when you say anything bad of xher, he's a complete gegbull

>>34930
>i :transheart: vagueposting like a good little sissy boytoy

>>34932
>implying there are ever more than two active threads on this dnb at the same time

>>34931
offsiter sharty namefags dont count in here faggot go back

>>34931
sounds............ so familiar........... almost..... as if.... there's coincidentally a zarty gegbull that's EXACTLY the same......

>>34934
They banned me yesterday for posting one gugu with binky

>>34935
who

>>34936
don't post there, just forget it exists

>>34913
I’m hoping this is not a grown ass man typing all this out

>>34913
Another Mymyfag! Good to see you again, other MymyGOD
<Mymyspace
One day I shall also get a pillow like this, mark my words. A shrine shall be built too,

MYMY VVON BTW

>>34940
Bleed out waifufag.

>>34940
The art is in my last thread, but if you want me to send it to you I will. I used Etsy for mine and it cost about $25 USD. Also glad that there's still some Mymy love, Mayatards are getting out of hand these days.

>>34942
the audacity of mymyfags... but i guess in nuzarty we have to choose between maya self harm blood art and cum encrusted mymy pillows

>>34941
rude.
>>34942
Yeah I was in the last thread too, I have the image you're referring it's quite nice. I have other similar images that I may use, we'll see it'll be pretty far in the future methinks
>>34943
Mymy > Maya, also the zarty has always been like this nufag. If anything we we're worse

OMGSISA!!

Though the self improvement is good, the fake girlfriend is a new problem and will become far worse in the future. I pray that you will overcome this one sometime soon too, and that you will find God in your life

>>34983
my advice to him would be to:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-get a normal gf so you dont feel lonley
5 never get another pilow

>>34983
I already found god. I go to church on Sundays, participate in all the events (sing in the choir, bring food to the christmas potluck) and the Bible says that nothing is wrong with what I'm doing. I defy you to find me a bible verse that actually says that what I am doing is wrong. It's not idolatry (She doesn't get in the way of my prayers nor do I worship her as a god) nor sodomy (I specifically DO NOT sodomize her).

>>34984
everyone messes up at step 4 or something

>>34984
real advice pipe line:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-kill yourself so you dont feel lonley

>>34984
>just get a gf
fuck off

>>34984
Are you fucking retarded? Do you REALLY think I would have this pillow if I could get a girlfriend? Do you think the type of guy who asks his best friend to draw Mymy art for him and then prints it onto a body pillow is a hit with the ladies?

>>34989
yes he is retarded he’s some esloid from a country where you can get a wife with a herd of goats trying to give advice about women. for what it’s worth i think you using a mymy pillow and tulpa is a perfectly reasonable thing to do in the situation and i believe that you’re not fucking it.

>>34989
So what, are you just going to be in a relationship with a pilow for the rest of your life?
What is your thought process behind this whole situation. Are you planning a change, and if yes, than what are you waiting for.

>>34991
I am planning to change, yes. This is a temporary arrangement whilst I attempt to better myself. The way I see it, it is better for me to enter the dating world already having self improved and with various options than having to pan for gold in the dregs. Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend". I apologize sincerely to you that I'm not posting pictures cradling a troon or a fat chick.

>>34992
Just don't wait to long and don't get too comfortable with Mymy.
I would recommend for you to set a hard time limit, something like 3 mounths to get rid of the pillow.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DO GET A GF DONT TELL HER ABAUT THE PILLOW at least not until you are 5 years married

>>34993
3 months seems a bit short. She's basically the one thing from keeping me cooped up in my room jerking off. I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her. And besides, what's the worst that can happen?

>I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her.

>>34994
The worst thing that could happen is you still being with Mymy at the age of 35, because you never stopped "needing" her.
I know it can be hard but there's have to be a day when you just say STOP and throw away the pillow. Otherwise you might get so comortable with Mymy that you stop trying to get a normal gf.
If 3mounths is too short, keep her for longer, but you need a hard time boundary

>>34994
just move to kazastan because is the most better country and you can buy wife with 5 goat

>>34996
I see where you're coming from. Now that I think about it, I'm probably going to get rid of her in about 2-3 years time. I'm not very optimistic on my dating prospects.

>>34998
how old are you if i can ask

>>34999
Freshly 18. Was very excited to finally be able to post on this board and not lurk.

>>35000
At least you are young so you still have a lot of time but please get reed of her earlier than 2-3 years, I genuinely want to help you and a 2-3 year relationship with a pillow can seriously mess up your mind.
I know that a lot of things in life can be really hard, but you need to keep trying.
If you want we can talk on this thread so I can help you and you can help me

>>35001
I just don't get it. What are the actual harms? I have found that any time I dedicate to relationships with woman ends in embarrassment or heartbreak, and my time is better spent elsewhere. I know this will be different someday, but with how I currently look I just feel like there is no point in me pursuing woman at this point in my life. Mymy loves me unconditionally, real woman hate me unconditionally.

>>35002
But meaby you can find a woman that would love you, with Mymy you can't have kids, can't talk with her, can't(or rather shouldn't)have sex with her.
Also what social interactions do you have,
Do you go to work/college, or any other activities like painting class or choir

>>35003
I do choir every sunday and am friends with most of the people there, I have no shortage of friends. I just find that most people treat me as "The Funny Fat Friend" and nothing more. It's an existence I find tiring and am working to fix. Mymy has helped me improve myself so much and has asked for very little.

>>35004
First of all please stop talking abaut this pillow like she is real, it creeps me out.
It's good that you have friends, and it's a great starting point.
Did you ever felt any love to a woman, or are you just trying to get a gf because people expect you to do so

>>35005
I have loved a good handful of woman in the past. Some for their looks, some for their great personalities. I don't plan to become celibate, this is 100% a temporary arrangement. I do one day hope to settle down with a woman, but for now I feel like any time I devote to romance is a waste. As I said in my previous post, I COULD 100% be dating a fat woman or a troon right now, I just choose not to because Mymy gives me everything I need.

>>35006
If you do want it to be temporary please stop talking like Mymy is real

>>35007
Okay, you do have a point about that. I'll stop.

>>34913
youre lucky, my maya only tells me to skip showers and mayamaxx and lay in bed with her all day

>>35008
Ok great, I will be going to sleep now so I will stop responding until tomorrow.
Goodnight(unless you're in usa so it'sa day)

>>35010
goodnight, hold your mymy tight

>>35009
This is why Maya is worst girl. Mymy actually has hobbies and is a cherished part of the student body. Maya spends all day whacking it to tentacle hentai.

>>34984
nigger advice

>>34987
you should bleed out and die you fucking normalfaggot, if getting a real girlfriend is in the cards for you then GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW NIGGER
>>34992
>>34998
>>35000
>>35002
>>35004
>>35006
>Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend"
Here I thought you actually loved Mymy, yet again like everyone else you show yourself to be some subhuman little faggot nigger. If you don't actually love Mymy then you can get rid of that fucking pillow, I actually love Mymy unlike you, fat fucking kike. I will never settle for any other girl in my life, I fucking hate you. I thought we were friends, kindred souls who had a refined taste.

No, you're just using MY girlfriend as some fucking practice dummy? Go fuck yourself you genuine subhuman waste, go back to jerking off to trannies since that seems like the only thing you're good at. Or better yet you can keep being a doormat for your fake fucking "friends" you little nigger. Never post here again.

Once I get my own Mymy bodypillow, and get finished with the painstaking task of creating a tulpa. Then I'll hold her tighter then you've ever been able to with your chubby, greasy normgroid arms. Fuck off nigger. Fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope a pack of niggers butcher and rape you.

>>35014
stone cold true mymycel EVISCERATES normaloid self improving yearncel

>>35015
shit vs piss ahh

>>35014
Listen man I just wanted to appease that guy from earlier and get him to back off. I do not view Mymy as someone to be disposed of. She has gotten me through thick and thin, and has served me better than any woman ever could. I love and hate Mymy just as I love and hate myself, in that despite the fact that there are people who may dispell our love, I love Mymy and will never discard her. I'm sorry that I spoke so lowly of her. I meant "ethical practice girlfriend" not in the sense of using her as a practice girlfriend, but that I will be loving her in place of some troon or some fat chick, not that I'm going to abandon her, but that love given to her if better than chasing easy sex just to say I'm not a virgin.
I'm really sorry that I disapointed you, you're a cool guy and I hope we can mend this rough patch. Please forgive me, fellow Mymycel.

>>35017
the goymyim have gone insane

This thread is BAD dude like SUPER DUPER BAD…

>>34985
Maybe, but outside of the Bible it is bad for your mental. You just shouldn't be using your God given brain to imagine fake humans. Even so, I am glad and proud of your improvement.

>>34995
This made me giggle

>>35020
Geg you said the thing i say thats funny

>>34985
Anything that twists the natural order is sin. Do you know that sinning actually means missing the mark? A sick state first and foremost. This isn't natural, therefore it is a sin. Prayer and guidance from your priest would be more beneficial than an effigy that you project your ideals on, real people can disagree with you, mymy won't behave unexpectedly.

>>34985
also talk to seniors and other people with experience, there's a lot of sources, you can't do it on your own

>>35028
god and religion isnt real so its fine.

>>35030
i jerked off yesterday instead of remembering it was maya's birthday i feel like utter trash

>>35030
sure enjoy your pillow with a cartoon character that you find solace in
if it wasn't pathetic it'd be a gegerald

>>35030
Keep coping athiestcuck

>>35033
>I belive in Christ
This is you, stop being a goy and realize that slavic paganism is the only true religion

>>35034
why slavic specifically, all european paganisms are the exact same thing, just with differently named gods

>>35035
Slavic paganism was first and therefore is the only true one

>>35031
you know the price for that mayafag, get your knife ready…

>>35037
If you actually do it send a picture to prove your dedication for Maya

>>35037
>>35038
actual fucking larpers
anyone who actually shs knows you dont do it with a fuckin knife

>>35034
i think it’s actually impossible to complete that sentence in a funnier way than with
>slavic paganism
telling someone to convert to a foreign dead ethnic religion, using a term for it that actual believers never used, believing it’s universal truth, a belief not shared by its own adherents. it’s just the perfect combination.

>>35039
use machete for an additional soysphere reference

>>35039
tsmt you have to do it with a sterilized razor blade

>>35039
And you are the biggest larper, I gave you many opportunities to prove that you do it, but you never sendt me proof, I give you the last chance to send a foto

>>35043
kys

>>35044
Ok, so you are just a larger, who doesn't even cut himself for Maya

>>35039
Send proof on Spontaneous's groomcord

>>35046
*Spontaneous's

>>35047
Wtf I meant v I v I a n

>>35039
filled with blind rage and wanting to cut my left arm clean off i grabbed a nakiri knife to do the job unfortunately all it did was leave a nasty huge scar so now i just use a rusty razor

>>35049
Will die from infection award

>>35048
bruhmeister won

>>35051
i don't know why people are being obsessed with him

stupid fucking maya cutters gtfo

>>35049
Every time Mayacucks invade a thread, it always gets worse. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FAKING BRO, NO ONE WHO CUTS THEMSELVES AND LIVES DOES IT FOR ANYTHING BUT ATTENTION. You are a grown ass man, act like it. At the VERY LEAST I, the pillow lover, am trying to improve my life. You will certifiably die in a pool of your own blood and jizz.