Overboard

You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though 3 replies omitted.

Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09 14 replies omitted.

I just saw 'p on the swinny's homepage and now I'm traumatized 1 replies omitted.

I painted myself orange for mymy 2 replies omitted.

I scored an average of 1508 over 10 rounds in today's EthnoGuessr! Can you beat my score of 4431 points on round 3? Play now at hbd.gg!

edited the girls official portraits 16 replies omitted.

Erm, how do I get an account on der zarty 'ki?

Cobson beach 6 replies omitted.

brap test

the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model 8 replies omitted.

IM TRANS!

april fools though!

That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode? 45 replies omitted.

what would you do if you submitted an appeal on the sharty after getting banned for posting noctulian rapebob 6 days ago and it’s still pending 9 replies omitted.

dead splinter

Test 21 replies omitted.

>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>TIME TO GOON
>NO? WELL TIME TO SPAM
>CAUSE IM OBSESSED, YES IM OBSESSED
>I'LL FAP TO FNF TIL I MAKE YOU DIE
>WATCH ME SHILL MY SECRET DISCORD
>THEY CALL ME THE BLACK TROON, UH
>THE WAY I SPAM COAL TOONS, UH
>AND I DONT LIKE TO POST BY THE RULES
>SO IN MY SPLINTER YOU WILL BE GROOMED

<MY NAME IS MASSA
<I MADE THE ZELLIG
<IT WAS DIFFICULT TO BEG FOR DONATOR MONEY
<BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
<AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS OBSESSED SONG
<MY NAME IS MASSA, MASSA, MASSA

>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS (O ALGO)
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS

^MY NAME IS MYMY
^ZOOT, I WANT BIBISI
^MYMY, THAT IS MY NAME (MYMY)
^I WANT ANOTHER (MYMY)
^WHERE IS MY 'P?
^IM RUNNING OUT TO DER 'CORD
^THERE IS A CHUD
^AND HE IS GOING TO HANG ME- ACCKKK!!

>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY NAME IS ZOOTY AND IM FUCKING ACKING, YUH
>CUS WITH MY BRAP POWER I AM GONNA MAKE MY SKIN BROWNER HAHA
>ITS A SLOP ATTACK BITCH
>DER 'CORD IS COMING TO /SOY/
>SO SIT YOUR WHITE ASS DOWN AND GET READY FOR A SLOP ATT-ACKKKK!

<NO, NOT TRANSPHOBE CHUDCELS
<WHAT HABE I DONE?!
<IM SORRYYYY

test

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY 7 replies omitted.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 6 replies omitted.

nigga i'm nuts anyone want to ride with me

hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english. 2 replies omitted.

Howdy everybody, long time no see!

I haven't been active on this site for a good while. I will try to make a YT livestream this weekend. The key word is "try", since my schedual is a bit "unorginised" when it comes to internet activities. I tried to livestream last weekend, but i only did a private test, nothing public.

Please use this thread to post your questions about me, the site and other topics (keep in mind that i wont necessarily answer all questions). I will also try to answer question in the chat during the livestream (or interact with chat in general).

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Mymybros... 24 replies omitted.

are you preparing anything funny for april fqqls?

i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED...
i just wanna scream at her sometimes. 12 replies omitted.

Zoot shemmycucks are invading do something to save the site from brimstoning

>NOOOO IT'S LE RULECUCKEDERINO
>WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME POST MY SHEMMY CULTURE

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again 7 replies omitted.

gif testing thread

OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG 273 replies omitted.

Salutations
So many moralfags 16 replies omitted.

Snow white? More like shit brown

I think. I miss, Kate?. 1 replies omitted.

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+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+==
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
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+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+== 12 replies omitted.

<<I think. I miss, Kate?.

Another TTD classic 46 replies omitted.

TTD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3D 3 replies omitted.

https://www.getekendereep.com/
No mention of Ongezellig, at least none about the video itself.

Kiss the boer, the farmer 18 replies omitted.

what do the zaryans think of dennys 28 replies omitted.

Do pajeetsissies really? 12 replies omitted.

Another shitalian L

What are trans women again?

ZOOOOT when will the zooru be fixed

I colored this in! WIP 9 replies omitted.

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

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r_terra fell off HARD

remember that faggot nudev/ronald? hes dead. 21 replies omitted.

>first few of these were pretty funny but this dude is too retarded to come up with anything original, he just regurgitates the same internet meme insults
>also his faggot way of talking irritates me
<last couple not of these were ugly unfunny and this girl is too intelligent to go down without nothing unoriginal, she just swallows the different real life incognito compliments also her aryan way of burping validates me
^What girl? And what burping?