Overboard

If the Egg Theory is real, then that means that we, hypothetically, were/are going to be Adolph Hitler, Studio Massa, Zoot, blah blah blah you get the point. 18 replies omitted.

>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars 2 replies omitted.

The mad lad actually did it... 3 replies omitted.

>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:

Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL 16 replies omitted.

Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry

Ilse looks too much like Anne Frank

How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life? 24 replies omitted.

Gemmina is literally a gem and she thinks that you're a gem too! 4 replies omitted.

>choclate thing thinf cocoao powder of the sugar sugara choclate bar cococao 34 replies omitted.

ITT we post our deepest and darkest secrets. 30 replies omitted.

These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 9 replies omitted.

>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be. 44 replies omitted.

I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her. 36 replies omitted.

why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so... relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.

Mayagods am i the only one like this?

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ching chong chingy ching chong chong 15 replies omitted.

missed coco

cocoCOONS strike again... 12 replies omitted.

those who know

Your greatest ally 9 replies omitted.

sharty /qa/
https://sp2022.soyjak.wiki/qa/catalog.html

>open 4cuck
>hentai

mossad doesnt even hide it anymore

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https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
some bitch is doing a modern art project where the public can vote for a qr code that she has to get tattood on here and currently the brenton video is in the lead geg 1 replies omitted.

4/20 has passed but whatever, i require someone to make a drawing where Cleo buys weed from Yfke

goth mymy 13 replies omitted.

why has no one ever tried to create a sharty /qa/ splinter? im guessing it's becuase sharty /qa/ in it's heyday was just a few users and we're all split between multiple splinters now 22 replies omitted.

fuck foenkie and all the discordniggers massadoniecucks that lurk the zarty 24/7 to look out for their 'cord friends and """protect""" them, you fucking APPEAR """""coincidentally""""" whenever anything happens. i guess i know where the occasional coalposting comes from now 13 replies omitted.

Is porn really the determining factor over whether a piece of media succeeds or not? 3 replies omitted.

THEY ARE FUSING STOP THE TEST ABORT ABORT 2 replies omitted.

Nufag here, WTF is a nigglerwiggle 5 replies omitted.

If maya ever gives birth the child will be an absolute mutt shitskin and would look something like that 4 replies omitted.

>TFW Mymy and Maya cannot be spared from the upcoming Ethnic Cleansing 25 replies omitted.

Hi guys! I'm currently running a campaign on 'arty /dem/. See the first line here? That's right! All your things will be allowed on /dem/ if I win! Make your choice! 3 replies omitted.

why couldn't massa or whoever composed the music have made this song louder? 3 replies omitted.

>Heilige shit, wat is dat nou weer? Zien Amerikanen er echt zo slecht uit?
<kill yourself obsessed dyke 1 replies omitted.

site 1 replies omitted.

what does it mean when most of my irl and internet friends are crackas even though i am a mestizo half-breed mutt myself

>THE TOXCITY OF THE CITY OF THE-ACK! 1 replies omitted.

The future o algo

new happyroadkill 5 replies omitted.

>THE HACK WAS NOT A FALSEFLAG TO SHUT DOWN THE SHARTY SINCE THEY KNEW FROOT WOULD BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT
>FROOT IS NOT COLLABORATING WITH HIRO FOR OPERATION CLEAN STABLE
>TAKE.YOUR.MEDS.

The no me like that no one else is not pink or not the one and the other guy that is the only thing I have a really to be happy in my mouth and my aunt is in my eyes for the fans of my life I love you too hard. Do you understand? 5 replies omitted.

my contribution to the site 5 replies omitted.

NEVER FORGET THE DOLLIST GENOCIDE OF ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY
NEVER AGAIN WILL 1.5 MILLION ZARYAN CHILDREN BE TURNED INTO COAL AND SPROKE 10 replies omitted.

New 'eel 2 replies omitted.

>Froot
>DOLL
>90ac
>soyjak.st
>Mist
>Frootcord
>Mcchallenge
>Ronald
>Captchas
>Warrior-Z
>COBSONtalks
>SPVA
>Coinslot
>Pepe
>BLACKED
>DNB
>Susjak
>Janny Cabal
>Root 31 replies omitted.

PART I

Zuz was a pervert, and Zoot knew this all too well.

Every other day, he could hear him through the wall gooning to some degenerate incest trash as he showed his hand in his pants. Zoot often wondered what god he angered for him to be subjected to such audible torture while he was trying to janny. He never understood why Zuz chose to willingly fry his brain like that. But, stuff like that never got in the way of Zuz being one of his favourite people to bait. It actually increased his enjoyment of it. Wrangling Zuz into his room and going on about whatever was on his mind was Zoot's favourite part of the day. He's the only other person besides Zoll that would listen to him for that long, even if it was against his will. The sheer amount of patheticness that Zuz displayed never failed to put a grin on his face. It's like he was born to be made fun of. And Zoot didn't mind fulfilling that destiny. Especially now, as he's strewn across his bed bored out of his skull.

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make a story in the replies lol 9 replies omitted.

Oh my fucking God! What the faggot did to her! 30 replies omitted.

Make your bets on how long this AFU incursion will last. Mine is about a month 19 replies omitted.