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>It's all easy money pump and dump bro pump and dump
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dutch east india company 10 replies omitted.
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Literal leak olympics at this point, let's see which side outleaks the other
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>ZOGBOTS, QUICK, DELETE IT OUT OF SPITE, STRIKE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOW!!!
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And speaking of, my video got more attention here by the link than the rest.
>hell nah there's a lot of russian hieroglyphs
>>discord.com
>BLEED OUT FOODIST!
Many such cases.
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>get ALL of your shit moved on the sharty to the SNCA board
>remember your life sucks so you sperg out on the dutch cartoon website instead
>get banned immediately 2 replies omitted.
are /co/ threads still a thing? I thought they went extinct after update 130
they are, but are sparse and are just porn and complaining, so snca and nothing of worth.
It's usually porn discussion and seethe at zarty whenever possible, and grim posts
That's what I've seem so far
Only before summer 2024, but nevertheless I saw some increase in mentions of the show after from december 2024 to present. Needs to be noted 90% of the posts were either boring or retarded (or just porn lel)
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ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not
Hello my fellow zaryans
kinda weird to say that... not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like... well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will
this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do
Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
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oh i'm a selfish little fuck, like not sharing stuff with others like having fun. also i feel terrible my face is killing me and yet there's not much that can be done about it bless you all
>if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
No one wanted to hear spergy prepubescent Russian accent anyway zaryan, but thanks for the disclaimer.
>Lel nobody wants to goon to the voice of an underage russian kid
Evendoe I want
>inbefore belarusian award
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Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).
My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.
Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.
18 replies omitted.nope, there is no reason to do that, if you hate your family so much just leave them
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Can I get an invite to Zayan 'cord #1704, goontastic edition?
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ik ngr.
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i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.
would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.
current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.
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They can't even fix the 'booru doe so that's that
evendoe that's Zute being a SLF, so for this time it's not them but it's one fag
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SNCA TIME
I can't stand this game. I think it's because I'm a retard. The various little "reddit" mechanics in this game are very overwhelming and gay. The first game was just perfect but I cannot find myself to enjoy this one. Why do I have to clean my guns? Why does my horse stamina drain even while galloping? Why do I have to manually cock my guns? While in 1 you don't face this. Yeah I guess its great for immersion and whatever else but its so lame and I don't want to deal with all this annoying little shit. That's my biggest problem holding myself back personally. Don't care if this is a self own or whatever, but I really loved the first game.
RDR1 > RDR2
I haven't played or seen enough of the story at all to know much about that stuff. This shit I ranted about made me throw in the towel right as I got to chapter 2. That makes me want to play it even less.
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>each game is 80 bucks, 90 for physical copies
>it's trump's fault 5 replies omitted.
>>10429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XFUXVUnaLc
>this is somehow the same thing as gacha life troon archive and ultrakill tranny slop
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Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
(Cob Gang!)
if you write a decent song or parody that has good flow I could sing it.
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aw hell naw, blud oppositefagged without readin allat 💀💀💀
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ohnononono KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>ohnononono KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Trvke. Across the Sea and Why Bother are good contenders too.
why bother even doe that would be weird for her to relate to
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somehow they'll find a way to jeetify Christ, they already created enough mayhem about Jesus being a jew or black or whatever
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Even doe older Hispanics are also the gayest of all old people
this is literally how every dutch woman looks, sorry to break the news to you zaryan
The majority of troons are South East Asian and Latin American, and if we're being real any black/brown woman would fuck a White man to live in Europe.
You are being decieved by the jewish agenda.
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She looks like Mymy, you see the pattern!
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Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off... In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.
KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something
also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all
20 replies omitted.The offsite has a collection of troons, shitter mostly, but we have ways of dealing with them, we keep them at bay.
Soyzellig gained longevity compared to other splinters because it offered something instead of just being slightly shittier sharty
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Since I have created a new site dedicated to original content and media sharing, i have decided to remove /oc/. Some threads shall be moved to either /zellig/ or /qa/.
/chud/ is sadly a failure. Maybe some threads shall be moved to /zellig/ or /qa/.
If anybody is interested in the new BB site, here is a link:
https://ocgemerald.club/
Posting would require an account, which needs an email address (if you are worried, just make a random protonmail) and to be manually approved by me. This is intentional, mainly as a way to control things like potential wave migrations (there are also other reasons to use a BB instead of an IB).
Anybody who has complaint to me about some of my relevantly recent doings on the site, rejoice and be happy. I shall no longer "force NAZ onto everybody". I have made a site for that (what i should have done back in september).
Thanks for your attention and God bless you.
43 replies omitted.I wish I were rich enough I could spend $500 on the gossiping forum but with jaks and not regret it later
>>4518
A banner for the Zarty which fades from the Zarty to the Glub to Reddit would be funny, if a little self-deprecating.
/chud/ and /oc/ have been locked to serve as an archive, but could be unlocked at any time if the circumstance asks for it, so there isn't a problem
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nobody dances with maya because maya can't dance.. or at least this is what she thinks
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tried out gimp instead of oeaki, am still searching for the software with the best pencil tool
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The biggest issue here is that I don't read books, everytime I try I get annoyed, they trend to use unnecessarily overcomplicated wordings just to say the most lame shit, I feel like I'm being taken for an idiot.
Nice trips btw
Man In The High Castle
Fatherland
Brave New World
Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep
United States of Japan
I need to start reading actual history books, I do have a small collection, but I’m just more into reading fiction.
Use NotebookLM to TLDR that shit for you bro. Bookfaggots are the most pretentious retards for thinking reading literal wordswordswords about the most basic ideas makes them "le smert" when nobody has time in current year to read 29475793 pages just for it to say "eating junk food... LE BAD!!!!", "being rich... LE GOOD!!!"
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Koos so I could force him to fix the sharty before xe dies from AIDS
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Also, simple english is not esl. My second language is german.
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the good kind of irony is when you never admit to being ironic and the larp is genuine enough for people to not suggest otherwise
the mask slip is what turns people off
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Indians have always been like this, but historically disease and famine wiped out most of the population each generation so they were never able to spread and fester. The ruling elite (which itself grew degenerate over time due to the caste system) was able to more or less keep the worst impulses of the masses in check. Then Britain brought medicine and hygiene, and (((Fritz Haber))) brought fertilizer, and the scales were overturned.
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Ladiex and gentlemen
KDB has lost my trail, I can post schizobbable again
1 replies omitted.Took you long enough your Russian boyfriend almost started to clittyleak all over the place
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>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf 6 replies omitted.
They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
>They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.
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oldsoicvck: those who knowse 💀
Yoot: im introducing a new board called the yarty
XOOTrootchoot: blud off the yart pack
nugugus: aaaa agugu so cute i wishe a gugu
oldzartycuckanim: another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life
nupartybaboons: oyayayaya
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>???????????
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>REDDIT WILL BE SO MAD! 6 replies omitted.
>You WILL NOT browse if you're under the age of 18
>You WILL NOT be heckin' racist outside of /b/
>You WILL post lolishit and 'p on /b/
>You WILL NOT encourage or participate in doxes and raids
>You WILL NOT shitpost
>You WILL NOT announce when you're saging a post
>You WILL NOT spam
>You WILL NOT avatarfag
>You WILL NOT embed anything in your files
>You WILL NOT larp as the janny
>You WILL NOT have fun
REDDIT WILL BE SO MAD!
>Don't you have anything better to do wojakspammer?
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THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW 13 replies omitted.
>The splinter is shitty because it does not spoonfeed me new posts with 48595849 pph and does not allow my pedophilia
btw he's browsing here, just saying that (You) lost and the janny is aryan for deleting your posts geg
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=DONT BE RASH!!=
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zelligfanx here
i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again >yes
by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
On Scratch?? They'd shut it down more quickly than the mods here would shut down a frogcuck
>>74086
>3 free or cheap starter weapons, progression tree
i think the playstyles are not that meaningfully different to be a problem for player experience
the design is: earn enough cookies, buy what you want, no external variables like your tree level to think of
this is simple and works very well as an incentive to actually play the game, the fact that you can earn something instead of getting it right away is much more rewarding
and it's already like 600 cookies total to get every way to play, come on
>mult mechanic
total miss, i think what you mean is combo
farming big combos is not required to earn cookies quickly, one x10 pays just as much as ten x1s, even if you fail you earn the same
so the difference would be in how quickly you can hit the doll, in which case the lighter should be better after all
the reason you fail your combo a lot using the lighter is because it is balanced such that you couldn't put the doll in a corner and cheese big combos by doing nothing (althoughbeit with the sawblade you can still consistently hit x30s doing just that)
you have to follow the doll with your mouse or finger as it jumps around more chaotically each hit
combo was meant to be a skill mechanic, so that your best score is an achievement instead of just a statistic, and you could play and have fun even after buying everything
but because of this not all weapons were created equal, the only weapons you can reliably express your skill in are tap weapons, if other weapons were not nerfed by narrow timers they could easily get you x100+ with no skill, and that would defeat the whole point of achievement
>cues and the swipe hint
yeah i'll add the sound cues and change the hint to say hold & swipe instead, shouldn't take long
>>74094
geg i knew someone would do this eventually
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Hello world, how's going? 3 replies omitted.