Overboard

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU

In an epic showdown of Skibidi Toilet vs. Ongezellig, Mymy takes center stage, wielding her unmatched sigma charisma. With a captivating presence, she effortlessly dismantles the toilet-headed foes.

Meanwhile, the camera guy steps in to confront them, but Maya unleashes her signature femcel scent, causing him to glitch out like a faulty video game. Sensing the moment, Vera primes for the finishing move, swinging her beer bottle and delivering a stunning blow right to his head.

Cleo catches sight of the scientist reveling in his own world. Without missing a beat, she rallies her crew—aptly dubbed the Suicide Squad—and springs into action, overwhelming him with their sheer energy (aka they jump him like the crips).

As chaos unfolds, the rest of the class finds themselves in disarray—caught up in the madness of the unforgettable clash. It’s a wild ride, and the stakes couldn’t be higher!

>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens

>Zarty gets spammed
>Spam continues for a week, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 agugu edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on the ZelligBooru, the board gets locked 15 times, site goes down for the day, site goes back up with the jannies manually moving threads, deleting posts, leaking your post history and enabling IDs to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 200 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is organic and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Twitter makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are evil fucking zarty chuds, he gets doxed after 5 posts in a /raid/ thread, he gets exposed of having an inactive Discord account, Zaryans declare in unison that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" the original spammers are based zaryans, thread with a mymy serious hat + fact sign gets posted on /q/, asking Zoot to move every "cord thread" to /qa/, he fucking does, the wiki gets spammed again, fourth faction joins in and pedofalseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, every Zaryan spams the /q/ thread again asking Zoot to get rid of the demoralizers, nothing becomes of that, 7 year old zellig variant gets accused of being pedophilic because faction 4 posted it, the Ongezellig Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of unsourced completely made up garbage about how the variant was always pedostone discord brimstone, no one believes it but the rest of the Soysphere and the variant gets banned everywhere else, Ongezellig gets registered as an alt-right dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 300 replies about how the factions came from Reddit gets created, they decide to raid the Twitter #ongezellig tag instead, site breaks for a hour, thread on /qa/ finding "extreme evidence" of all of the factions being pedophiles gets posted, it also contains previously notorious Zaryans, everyone clutches their pearls and then forgets about it, the Zooru gets now spammed with 5 TBs of CP, Zute intervenes, leaks the IPs of every zooru poster and says he has already cleared the spam, the faction which spammed the booru now gets connected to faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following), which is now considered bad and "Reelcacas behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method instead, one Xitter namefag who browsed the site once shoots up a school which is considered a "MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the blackest vantablack nigger you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Ongezellig Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes iceberg about the community with 100k views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to the Zarty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, r/zellig posts about the incomprehensible ongezellig website, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Skirmish of 1-2-34ZFADADWPTSDTZ Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it, only to get completely removed the next day