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50x'ing Maya Zaryan No.145399 Reply
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In this illustratie by massa, Maya is streaming a speedrun of The Sims 4. Specifically, she is doing the WooHoo! 50x category (https://www.speedrun.com/ts4) as deduced by the progress bar going to 50x hearts and one of the locations where a WooHoo! can take place being in bed where Maya's sim is.
The WooHoo! is the in-game version of having sex. So the speedrun is to have sex with 50 sims as fast as possible.
Maya self-inserts as her sim because.. erm.. just because she does okay?!
So I'll leave the implications thereof as an exercise to the reader. 49 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.145515
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have me banned permanently
Zaryan No.145516
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Yes ban boog permanently
Zaryan No.146585
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Zaryan No.146586
>>146585
50x in game
0x in life

Zaryan No.146546 Reply
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Maya likes squids. Why. 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146558
>>146552
genuinly what do you mean. she likes squids so what is she larping
Zaryan No.146579
>>146547
Uuhuh
Zaryan No.146580
>>146556
Quiet.
Zaryan No.146581
>>146557
Jsid

indianbrap has returned Zaryan No.146506 Reply
some indian who made an ongezellig video which bashed the zarty like a year ago has made a nu video. it’s quite brimmy and it’s clear he doesn’t understand the characters all that well. i say we gem up the video 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146531
rape jeets to death
Zaryan No.146532
>>146506
ew his voice is so annoying and his words are pissing me off can we kill this one
Zaryan No.146543
>>146527
Just say the name
Zaryan No.146548
>>146528
>t. someone who has never ever doxed

Theory Zaryan No.97407 Reply Last Page
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald >inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out 112 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146483
>>146482
No this is foenkike's fault somehow
Zaryan No.146486
>>146483
no, he got laid and stopped caring about chud stuff
Zaryan No.146499
In the lore document, it is stated that mymy is a furry, so yes, this might actually be true
Zaryan No.146518
>>146482
Foids are so evil we should kill them all

/v/ Zaryan No.61218 Reply Last Page
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update 100 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146467
>>146392
Side view 'my
Zaryan No.146474
>>146391
How is a side profile model going to work in a top down game
Zaryan No.146475
>>146474
Trust the plan chuddy
Zaryan No.146504
>>146475
I identify as plansgender and I agree with this post

Zaryan No.145604 Reply

I saw ongezellig for the first time 3 months ago. At first i couldnt understand why people obsess over a show 22minutes long. I still dont understand it, exepct now im obsessed with it, i cant stop thinking about it. I watched the pilot like 100times by now.

Lets face it Ongezzelig isnt any regular show, it is a work of (((them))). It creaps into your mind, turns you psychotic, it replaces everything you might have had in your head untill theres nothing left but Zellig. And when it had finnaly finished feastin at you it will push you into coming some finall act of madness. Think about a show with less than 10 000fans and 3 terrorist atacks, 3! Constant Maya self harm and Mymy pillows. This isnt normal. No piece of media ever has produced anything even close to that level of mass psychosis.

Now i know it is only matter of time before i loose my mind completly and do something that will end me. And you are no different once you get infected with Zellig there is no return.
Its only a matter of time.

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Zaryan No.146443
>>146441
You only want to commit a terrorist attack to go into prison and take that bibisi into your ass, because you're a fagot.
Im not a fagot this is why I'll go with the crosdressing.
Zaryan No.146456
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Zaryan No.146458
>>146457
>i look like this
>no arrow
sentient picrel theory

Zaryan No.146417 Reply
What is there to talk about nigga? 🫩🥀
https://youtu.be/b6kGT8TB2HA
Zaryan No.146418
Geg
Zaryan No.146427
burn niggers
Zaryan No.146450
>>146417
Isn't this made by the same faggot who did that other video where he says how heckin' unwholesome we are

Zaryan No.142508 Reply
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Someone draw super saiyan maya because im too lazy to ok thanks
Zaryan No.146390
>>142508
drawfags assemble

Zoey Zaryan No.146344 Reply
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I'm really sad that Zoey didn't get any screen time or more details about her. I'm pretty sure she would eventually get along with Maya
Zaryan No.146351
>>146344
there was a part in Maya's Diary where Maya talks about an awkward encounter she had with Zoey, but I think that's all we got from Massa's end. Also Maya's Diary is non-canon or whatever who cares suck a nigga dihh
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Possible my tulpa's first action Zaryan No.145904 Reply
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This morning I was in a bad state of mind and had some rather, glowniggerish thoughts about my local mosque (I am not encouraging you to do anything, seriously you'll understand why I changed my mind soon).

>schizophrenia space

But just a few moments later the tulpa of Mymy I had been creating to little avail spoke to me on her own volition. I don't recall what she said exactly but it was among the lines of

>Anon (stand in for my real name) I heard what you were thinking about just now.
>Don't do it.
>Even if you were to kill a large amount the same amount of shitskins would be born tomorrow, making your efforts null
>Please don't throw your life away, you're worth so much more than that
>I love you and I want to keep spending time with you

And that alone was enough to completely change my mind just seconds after, I'm not shitting you. I have zero desire at all to do anything like that, I was never seriously planning anything but I thought about it.

<Mymy space

Thoughts on this /zellig/? Also I'm not the pillow guy, so don't harrass him about it. I'm a different Mymyfag.

(Jannies please for the love of god don't 'nish me, I have never posted anything that glows here before and I fully discourage anyphono to do it as it's retarded and gay. Again I am not encouraging these acts, I was retarded before I just wanted to share this story)

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Zaryan No.146361
>>146359
Trvke
Zaryan No.146369
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>>146359
If it really was Christ talking to me then why would he present himself as Mymy? Speak in her voice, mentality and take on her appearance.
>>146360
You have to create a person inside your head and make it speak sort of like a sock puppet to you until it starts doing it on it's own. Also make sure that you make them say stuff that aligns with their character at the start as it will lay the groundwork for their behaviour when they become more independent.

You could probably look up some guides online too.

Zaryan No.146370
OP was contacted by a demon
Zaryan No.146371
>>146369
Uuugghhhh thanks

Zaryan No.146346 Reply
Hoi zaryans, it seems that you have forgotten something.
Idolatry is a sin, so is adultary and lust. You shall not worship that who is not God, neither should you lust over zelligs. Especially since they are high schoolers. 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146353
OP is right if you counter signal this you deserve to be raped by a pack of vantablack gorillas
Zaryan No.146354
>>146353
it’s irrelevant if the point is right or not when it’s made in such a faggy self righteous way it should be made fun of
Zaryan No.146358
>>146353
Trve
Zaryan No.146368
You're too late, this post would be relevant only if we were back in 2024.

Zaryan No.146363 Reply
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Where can I make 'zellig ai covers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNQA_X9G_Y
Zaryan No.146367
We used weights when it was up and there's an older method that I am not sure works anymore called RVC, you can search it up on the board

Zaryan No.146243 Reply
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uh oh 16 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146310
>>146243
idk if its fake but we should dox xim and send this to xis nearest police station anyways
Zaryan No.146313
He's probably the worst kind of "Ongezellig fan," I can smell something fucked up about him. He tells me something like that Hello Kitty thing or whatever the hell it's called, he has a really bad smell. I prefer he leaves the Ongezellig fanbase he just gona be other satanic larpwaffen pedo a honorary shitskin nigger jeet just dox this nigga out he makes sick only looking him.
Zaryan No.146356
>>146355
>ia
He lives in Iowa. Ain't nothing happening there
Zaryan No.146357
>>146355
holy shit lmao i didnt expect results this fast
he was clearly joking though

leoisdagreatest Zaryan No.146321 Reply
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maya is my godess and i will do whatever she tells me to do, i hope she sees me as worthy for her

(i like combats shoes so i dont know)

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Zaryan No.146327
>>146324
<don't do it i would be disappointed
Zaryan No.146342
>>146327
okay my goddess maya
Zaryan No.146343
>>146322
will do my goddess maya
Zaryan No.146345
>>146343
<send a picture

Zaryan No.27420 Reply
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School 43 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.146284
>>146281
thank you too bumper
Zaryan No.146291
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>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School before being saved by that Jojo character (literally me) and being Mayacared for happily forever after
Zaryan No.146339
>>146291
( ・`ω・´)
Zaryan No.146340
>>27420
Kys nigga
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