/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Zaryan 2024-10-02 16:06:07 No.41293

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yup.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 16:08:47 No.41296

Marge

Zaryan 2024-10-02 16:11:20 No.41297

>>41296
Jannies on sharty cracking down on agugu which is le good

Zaryan 2024-10-02 16:14:10 No.41299

>>41297
Ruleclitties as usual, but this time they're removing actual brim
>still caring about the datamining fedded website

Zaryan 2024-10-02 08:04:43 No.41242

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If ongezellig was more realistic, Most of the students would be DSL pisslam immigrant shitskins who terrorize the halls.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 08:19:15 No.41243

why would someone make this

Zaryan 2024-10-02 14:15:34 No.41283

Is that euromutt?

Summoning Coco Zaryan 2024-09-28 14:42:04 No.40648 Last Page

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So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals 25 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 06:48:48 No.41231

>>41230
i meant >>41224

Zaryan 2024-10-02 06:49:14 No.41232

>>41228
This

Zaryan 2024-10-02 09:56:18 No.41248

>>41231
Fail of the century.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 10:27:37 No.41252

>>41224
tsmt and I'm not even christian

the sharty is going to raid you snitchGOD 2024-05-08 19:43:43 No.21577 Last Page

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https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.html
better prepare 23 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-08 23:02:32 No.21622

>>21618
wiki raid, check recent changes

Zaryan 2024-05-08 23:57:46 No.21625

Oh by the way, if you didn't know, this raid was most likely coordinated by this absolute loser Ifunny user known as Petrixxx (check the wiki on recent changes and you'll see that he has been spamming and changing entries). As I said, he is a complete loser obsessed with the sharty and his hecking "le shardeee culture" and ongezellig lives rent free on his empty nogging.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 06:47:27 No.41229

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>>21625
oh , no... just no.

Zaryan 2024-10-02 07:01:15 No.41238

>>41229
You're welcome anyway
Ignore this basement dweller >>21625
>inb4 zaryan leaking

Zaryan 2024-10-01 00:34:52 No.41032 Last Page

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I love Mymy so much I wonder if I blew my head off would I find her on the other side 15 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-10-01 15:09:34 No.41112

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>>41111

Zaryan 2024-10-01 15:10:34 No.41113

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>>41112
she is so

Zaryan 2024-10-01 15:17:08 No.41114

>>41108
*reach the Heavens

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:45:41 No.41135

>>41112
gem

Zaryan 2024-09-30 19:03:26 No.40971 Last Page

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Hello my nobles 34 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-10-01 14:02:24 No.41103

>>41092
>It's all based on an unsubstantiated assumption that private ownership automatically translates to competence, and that the public ownership translates to indifference.

you're actually retarded kys

Zaryan 2024-10-01 14:07:52 No.41105

>>41103
Unlike you I have actually read his argument and understood it.

Zaryan 2024-10-01 14:09:03 No.41106

Also there is 99% chance you are the brapzillian, the laughing stock of the entire website. Not necessarily in position to call anyone retarded.

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:44:37 No.41134

>>41105
>unsubstantiated
reading theory and saying that just makes it worse, it means you are retarded and suck at reading comprehension at the very least
>>41106

Zaryan 2024-10-01 15:53:11 No.41118 Last Page

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new mymy redesign 5 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:24:11 No.41128

Chastise this eaten location

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:24:19 No.41129

>>41118
Brimstone

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:24:55 No.41130

Brimstone thread from niggerhell

Zaryan 2024-10-01 16:29:21 No.41132

Gemerald thread from aryanheaven

Zaryan 2024-09-27 21:16:46 No.40598 Last Page

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The Big Lez show is not a zellig, but hypothetically, for the sake of the argument what if it was and Maya ongezellig met Leslie
Someone draw big lez in ongezellig art style 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-27 21:23:29 No.40602

>>40601
Ok then, I also request an MSpaintGOD to draw zellig in the big lez style.

Zaryan 2024-09-28 13:28:58 No.40642

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>>40602

Zaryan 2024-09-28 14:37:46 No.40647

>>40642
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
I love this

Zaryan 2024-10-01 12:02:08 No.41064

>>40642
Ok now draw it but with coco chilling with Quinton and Lez telling that cunt maya to come out of her fucking shell while he dosed her with drugs

Zaryan 2024-09-30 20:22:44 No.40995

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>Japanese
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:22:35 No.41002

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>Brazilian
>Consume Dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obssesion over Dutch animated girls
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Escape your country at age 18 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a Utrechter willing to take you in
>IRL Coco win
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be Italian
Yep, I'm the perfect Zaryan.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:27:49 No.41004

>>41002
>a Utrechter

Zaryan 2024-09-30 21:31:00 No.41006

>>41004
>an Utrechter
you're blind

Zaryan 2024-09-27 10:33:51 No.40547 Last Page

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Yesterday I had a dream about eating a stroopwafel because of ongezellig, is it over for me? 16 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 12:35:25 No.40909

I'm obssesed with the girls but they never appear, rather I'm bombarded with random SNCA irl hotties made up by my brain. My dreams are literally coals in a sea of gems

Zaryan 2024-09-30 19:52:30 No.40984

Most of my zellig related dreams aren’t even about interacting with the girls, but rather the show becoming popular. I’ve had several dreams where a famous streamer watches Ongezellig and it makes the show blow up in popularity.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 20:07:02 No.40993

>>40984
>I've had multiple dreams where the show gets invaded by normies
Those are called nightmares

Zaryan 2024-09-30 20:44:24 No.40996

>>40993 yeah but imagine if it became so popular that it gives Massa a reason to work on it again

Zaryan 2024-09-30 11:59:38 No.40900 Last Page

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Mymy once said "Trans rights are human rights" and she's proud of it 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 12:18:54 No.40906

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Biggest bait ever seen on the zarty

Zaryan 2024-09-30 12:23:59 No.40907

>>40906
The biggest lack of an arrow even seen in a post

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:30:32 No.40956

xe threw the fishing pole in ze water

Zaryan 2024-09-30 19:48:17 No.40982

Mymy would never say that

Zaryan 2024-09-28 19:38:51 No.40666 Last Page

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Anyone have this translated? I bet it's somewhere but I can't find it 9 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-28 21:07:12 No.40686

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>dutch third language (DTL)

Zaryan 2024-09-30 14:07:53 No.40915

>>40673
zesjescultuur is just always doing the minimum to go to the next grade/pass a test fyi

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:07:48 No.40950

>>40915
It's basically "the culture of the 6 (mark)", surprised someone got it wrong

Zaryan 2024-09-30 19:35:00 No.40977

>>40915
xhe's basically putting her finger on just the surface of the dyke and not digging deeper (or hovever the land is reclaimed)

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:15:07 No.40951 Last Page

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WE ARE SO BACK ZARYANS 3 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:22:22 No.40955

nawww bruh. bro sent unidentified rapist niggacoal ☠️ ESL ahh nigga

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:32:24 No.40957

this thread is about to get deleted btw

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:35:44 No.40958

>>40957
meddies

Zaryan 2024-09-30 16:37:39 No.40959

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>>40958
a little birdie flied up to me and told me this btw

Zaryan 2024-09-29 20:34:00 No.40802 Last Page

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i cant find the thread for this absolute kino anymore what happened 8 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:33:44 No.40878

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>>40872
We believe in you

Zaryan 2024-09-30 10:42:36 No.40880

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>>40876
I'm hoping by the end of the year at least but I'm pretty sure I'll have a trailer out before then
>>40877
Falsenvke i still transheart zellig
>>40878
Ty also proof it's me