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Markup /zellig/40995
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>Japanese >Consume dutch media since early childhood >Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots >Grow resentment to your nation >Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands >Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you >Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch Yep, she's the perfect zaryan